About a month ago I was diagnosed with stage 4 brain cancer in

I'm so sorry to hear that.

>>716037004
can I have your stuff?

>>716037292
Sure, come to Rohnert Park, CA.

please keep thee spirit

>>716037004
KYS
ups

>>716038193
ups?

>>716037004
Good luck, anon. Don't give up yet.

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>>716037004
The ride never ends
You will wake up one day with no memory of your former life living all this shit oever and over again

But cheers buddy

>>716037004
how old r u?
do you have a family/kids anything like that?

>>716037004
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

You always were one of my favorite faggots OP.

>>716038431
We most likely are reincarnated in some form. But concerning this life, we are advancing in cancer treatment, and in medicine in general, you should continue to fight.

>>716037004
lol u rly wna go ths awy ngr ass shit my bots ina ss cumin alraaaait

>>716037004
Good luck, anon. You're on somebody's mind.

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>>716038688
what in the buttfucking what?`i dont have cancer you faggot, and OP was diagnosed with stage 4, hes fucked lel

>>716038687
True! But in my opinion it's 50/50 that this is legit.

>>716038840
I wanted to here your response, I couldn't be sure. Cancer is real. Look at my other comment about 50/50.

>>716038840
Why are you posting threads of hospital beds if your not the fucking guy?

>>716038674
OP here, had to step away from the computer screen for a minute sorry.
I'm 28, no kids, no family. I had a girlfriend but I dumped her when I found out the news, I don't want her to be depressed and what not.

>>716039386
28 thats pretty young, is it genetic or what caused it?

>>716039517
Is there any way to absolutely determine that?

>>716039517
I don't know, don't have any family. When I went in I just thought I was really sick, had bad headaches for weeks and constant dizziness. You should have seen the doctor's face trying to break the bad news to me, he was extremely awkward.

>>716039786
I had a doctor smile and laugh as he broke the news I had liver problems.

>>716037004
Hey OP, research and seek holistic treatments. Today's medicines are garbage. Start with drinking dandelion root extract tea. Go from there...

>>716039786
Why don't you have family OP? You come out of the closet and they kicked you out?

>>716039965
They said I only had months, or weeks to live. I'm not interested in false hope healing treatments. I'd rather spend my last days coming to terms with myself and being okay with the life I've lived.

>>716040023
Bounced around from foster home to foster home, never knew my parents.

Man, that's gay as fuck. Sorry to hear this, OP. :/

>>716039965
That holistic remedy mumbo jumbo is psuedoscience. He needs actual treatment, and there are even alternative to chemotherapy that have proven to be effective.

>>716039786
You're not helping my hypochondria, dude. 32, beem sick pretty much all of December. Wondering if there's something more serious going on.

Feels for you, dude. What are your treatment options?

>>716040183
fuck bro, whats keeping you from goin on some crime spree or some shit like that?
also have you gotten a 2nd opinion ?

>>716037004
dubs spare his life, good luck anon

>>716040183
You should use it as a means to get mad pussy or at least get a bitch pregnant so your bloodline won't end with you

>>716040351
The chances you would have what OP has, after hearing all of this, are pretty slim.

>>716040437
re-roll?

>>716040183
They gave my uncle a couple months to libe with lymphoma. He got into am experimental treatment program. Cancer isn't completely gone, but it has shrunk significantly. Two months to live would have buried him in February of 2016. Still here and seems to still be doing okay.

Not sure about your options, but trying some new clinical trials might be worth it. At the very least, it would help the researchers in trying to find a cure.

>>716037004
Post MRI or CT scan of your noggin?

>>716040442
If you were in his position, pussy, would be the furthest thing from your mind. Use your brain, man.

>>716040667
Guinea pig himself?

>>716040351
Chemotherapy was their best option, not interested in putting poison in my body for the rest of my short life. I wouldn't worry about it man, they said my case was extremely rare for the amount of tumors I have.
>>716040381
I'm not really an angry person, I have no motive to go hurt anybody or steal anything. The amount of clarity I have no for life is insane, more than any acid trip I ever had.
>>716040442
I'm madly in love with my (sort of ex) girlfriend, random pussy doesn't interest me. Thinking of her these days is the only thing that brings tears to my eyes, even with death on my shoulders. I just can't bare to see the way she'll look at me if I told her the truth about why I left her.

>>716040891
>>716040442
Also, I can't have kids. Found out I was sterile at 21.

>>716037004
The pineal gland is easily removable, as it is about the size of a pea and accessible through ventricles under the stem. It's only function is to produce melatonin for circadian regulation. Humans routinely ignore melatonin signalling, and therefore, the pineal is nearly useless.

TL;DR: OP is a lying faggot. Also, sage.

>>716040565
Yeah, you're right. Still, I can't help but wonder what a scan would show if they did my head and torso.

>>716040746
If I found out I was going to die, I'd try to fuck as many bitches as I could. Probably would fail just as hard as I do now though, haha.

>>716040963
stage 4 retard means it spread not jus there anymore, go be a fucking edge lord somewhere else

>>716040963
Pineal gland is where it started.

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>>716037004
how'd you find out bud?

>>716040879
Pretty much. For every successful treatment to any serious illness, there were probably hundreds of failed treatment attempts. Always need a bigger sample size when testing new techniques.

>>716040976
That is how all hypochondriacs feel. Cancer above all other diseases, seems to be their greatest obsession. Even though it is perhaps one of the leading causes of death, it is not the only problem one could have.

You should shoot yourself on cam /b/ro

Or use whatever money you have left to fly to New York City, to kick that card stand one last time...

>>716041278
I finally went to the ER after having killer headaches, dizziness, and random vomiting for weeks.

>>716041341
When the pain gets to be too much to handle, I have a pistol ready and a bag full of vicodin.

>>716041462
Rough. What kind of pistol? Shotgun would be better.

How long are you gonna wait?

You will left a letter to your ex girlfriend?

>>716041462
if your going that way od on codeine, im assuming you know what lean is, just pour the whole fucking bottle in there, it will relax and easy pain as codeine is a pain killer, also youll die relaxed

>>716041556
Guns are so damn messy. Closed casket funerals just don't have the same kind of closure for your loved ones.

Put duct tape over your mouth, put a plastic bag over your head, duct tape it around your neck. Handcuff your hands together behind your back. No mess for others to clean up. I saw that in a Kevin Spacey movie, can't remember the name.

>>716041753
Oh, it was The Life of David Gale.

>>716041279
True!

>>716041423
Damn man. any family history? your age? shit's fucked.

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>>716041462
So if you know you're definitely going to die, don't want to do chemo, surgery, or anything, why don't you use yourself as a guinea pig for experimental treatment at least for the future benefit of others in your situation? Wallowing in your sadness and shorting yourself is a little selfish imo. You're only 28, you could spend the rest of your life helping to develop cures for this shit so that other people don't have to go through what you're going through right now.

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>>716041913
No family, I'm 28. Yes it is fucked.
>>716041753
I don't have anyone that's going to give me a funeral so whatever. I doubt I'll be found for a while, I plan on going out to a big ass mountain in the area.
>>716041556
I don't know. Every day I wake up I just kind of see how I feel.

>>716042042
Call me selfish if you want, but my life is my own and I will enjoy the days I have left being a free man and not a rat in a medical cage. They can take my body once I'm dead and do what they want with it but right now, while I'm still breathing - they can fuck right off.

>>716042042
Wise words.

>>716042056
No family at all? Were you an orphan or something?

>>716042168
Fair enough. My bad if I pissed you off, I lost a friend to brain cancer very recently so this is kind of a sensitive topic

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>>716041913
>>716042056
I meant any history of cancer in your family, but I guess it's a moot point now. more selfishly asking for myself. meditate and be one with the world my friend

>>716040381
Underrated. Get a second opinion before abandoning all hope. If a second doc tells you the same thing, abandon away!

>>716042168
The body after death, while still serving as great potential use in experimental medicine, is still of less use to a living body.

>>716042305
Yes.
>>716042309
It's alright, I'm not pissed. I just don't particularly like doctors or hospitals to be honest.

>>716037004
Damn, if this is true I wish you the best man.

>>716042444
Very true. But if he doesn't want to be a guinea pig, then he's not going to be a guinea pig. Can't really blame him for not giving a shit. Wish he would, but can't change that.

>>716042444
Why should I give up my body to them for free, when they won't offer me any kind of help for free?

>>716037004
Pic and timestamp or GTFO

Sad to hear. I wish you all the best bro. Take care.

>>716040583
re-roll? more like re-lol
da bum tsssss

>>716042587
A lot of clinical trials will cover all of the expenses of the treatment. That's the flipside to being the guinea pig. Else nobody would sign up if they had to pay to be tested on.

>>716042567
I agree, he has that right. Many prisoners on death row have been asked if they would donate their eyes, organs, brain, etc, to scientific research, to which most decline.

>>716037004
>Guy only has a little time to live
>Spends that time on 4chan

Sounds about right.

>>716042487
I feel you on the whole not liking doctors and hospitals thing. I avoided going to the hospital until the 5th time I shit straight dark red blood out of fear they'd tell me I have cancer or some shit, as I have a huge family history of it. All I got was a finger in my ass and told I "probably just have hemorrhoids" I can talk all I want about what I believe the right thing to do is but the fact of the matter is that no one is in any position to say what the " right thing to do" is until they're in that situatuion themselves. You choosing to go on living for as long as you can is noble in your own right. That's clearly the right thing for you. Godspeed OP.

>>716042587
Read my last comment, please.

I wish you the best, OP.

Were I in your shoes, I'd probably try the chemo before calling it a day but I definitely understand your position. It's not like you've got family and you have to feel guilted into "living for them."

I also think that the way you're handling shit with your woman is incredibly brave.

>>716042860
What are you going to do? Climb mount Everest?

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I might look into the guinea pig thing, my thought process changes everyday. But for now I have to lie down, if this thread is still alive in like 30 minutes then I'll be back to answer questions - if not, take care /b/. I enjoyed talking here one last time.

>>716043023
Why not? See how far you make it just a sweatshirt

>>716039386
You should just tell her. Otherwise she'll still find out you died, figure it out, and be even more sad. Plus she'll be angry at you for not allowing her to enjoy the little time you have left to be with each other.

>>716043000
Brave? Not the word I'd use.

>>716043023
Me? I'd probably also lurk on 4chan, even after a terminal diagnosis. The two might be related, after all.

>>716043088
Sweet dreams, OP

>>716043088
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>>716038688
get thread

>>716037004
>Thank you for the laughs /b/

No, thank YOU.

>>716043115
This.

So, ultimate excuse for anal amd threesomes. "I'm dying, bitch, don't shit on my sexual fantasies!"

>>716037004
As someone who recently lost two family members to cancer
If it were me, I'd say fuck it and start smoking weed again
If it helps then that's cool
If not you can enjoy being stoned

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That's tough, OP. Sorry to hear that. This will make you laugh

>>716043168
Well, that's my opinion anyway. Not subjecting her to pain even though you love her and would understandably need consolation is pretty selfless.

>>716043095
Then do it now while your healthy and it's possible.

I don't know what you are saying. "make it just a sweat shirt"?

>>716043468
I can understand why you'd think that way but I disagree that this is brave. The girl will still ultimately find out about OP's death and the reason for their break up. This way of pushing her away won't save her from sadness, it just saves OP from having to see her being sad.

>>716043468
Meh, she'll find out after he dies anyway. In the mean time, she'll think she did something wrong.

>>716037004
Now your pineal gland is failing to function... what noticeable effect is it having?
Thanks in advance.