>well look who came out of his man cave! >hey anon, have

>>716027206
This world is rotten you are all worthless
now I will take this tasteless food and return to my lair
waste not my precious air on your petty words

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>>716027206

>>716027274
>Hey anon, I guess you don't have a girlfriend then?
>laughter

Hey, anon how's school? Oh, where are you working at? Oh.

Why does our generation hate our entire families?
When you trick a girl into having sex with you and she gets pregnant, will you make them see your family for holidays?

>>716027206
anon, put down the camera, and we'll turn around

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>>716027206
BLOOD FOR SATAN

>>716027431
Bitch i dropped the girl i tricked into that.
Why would i want her to take to my family?
i hardly see her myself anymore

>>716027206
Give me tendies!

>>716027206
Fuck you, OP... this is painfully realistic

>>716027206
ALL OF YOU GTFO OF MY HOUSE NOW *FLIPS TABLE

no GF, I don't want an std or possibly contribute to overpopulation. I'm a man going his own way.

>>716027206
Who the fuck are yall niggas and what are you doing in my house leave before i call the police.

>>716027431
yes, I send all my pregnant GFs back to spend x-mas with my family

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>>716027206
Hey, sally, get over here i want to give you an early present, its over here in my room. I'll even give your older sister one later as well. ;)

>>716027206
Grrr fucking hate Christmas. I

>>716028225
I don't want an STD or a dumbass whore thinking she's smarter than me by tricking me into marriage and taking half or more of my shit, then i have to be under her thumb the rest of my life or she'll say I raped her and the courts don't fucking need evidence because she is crying
god damn they are disgusting sociopaths with way too much power

>>716028225
going your way with your fedora I hope

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>>716028225

>>716028351
>>716028362
You got your memes mixed up. Euphoria and fedoras are the ones that put pussy on a pedestal and excuse all actions of all women in their quest to find a girlfriend. It's regular ass people who have been in relationships and had sex that can disregard women because they see what they have to offer: a tolerable vagina (and that is it. that is the only thing they have.)

>>716028428
>euphoria
>pedestal
>quest
>tolerable vagina
>denies being neckbeard

oh boy...

>>716027206
kill yourselves
DEUCES

>>716028109
.... to top it off, my family will be coming over this x-mas

>>716027206
"Wtf yall pussy ass niggas lookin' at bitch."

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>>716029745
FUCK

just noticed... only 4 more days left.... better start preparing now

>>716027206
Wish I had a family that big. If everyone was gazing at me like that with those grins, I would be more scared than feel welcomed though. Good thing I'm gonna kill myself in 2021 though.

>>716030211
Checked.... I'm intrigued anon, why 2021?

>>716030274
Well, I'm working to make my life better currently, but if I'm still in the same mindset and financial situation I was when I was 18, age 30 is enough for me.

>>716027206
Um... Hi.
Then I eat with them and that's it. It's really not that hard.

>>716030352
Fair enough... would tell you to stick around anyways to see what happens if anything... but it's up to you.

>>716030452
Someone clearly does not have social anxiety.

>>716028735
No, you're getting your memes mixed up again. Fedoras aren't automatically neckbeards, and vice versa. I didn't say I wasn't a neckbeard, I said euphoric fedora atheists are the ones who idolize women and everything they do.

>>716027206
Some day a real rain will come. And wash the scum off the streets.

>>716027274
Tips katana

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>>716031223

>>716027368
Ffs this

>>716028153
This is the most appropriate response

>>716030352
Your mindset will probably change, but things can always get worse

>>716027206
My family asked me not to come...

>>716030105
So you're going to drink Budweiser?

>>716027206
At least he has a family ...

>>716031704
I thought I asked you not to come into this thread, anon

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>>716028288
>>716030211
>>716030599
>>716031911

>>716028292

Same here.
Red pill life.

Never get trapped into marriage.

Who the fuck are you people

You have to the count of three to explain yourselves, or I'm getting my guns, and calling the cops

>>716028238
Are they all in the basement, anon?

>>716027206
>well look who finally made time for family
>hey anon, have a girlfriend?
>come say hi to your cousins

It would go a bit like this:

> Yea, I did! I've been extra busy with coursework...we can't all be school teachers and welders.
>Yea, She's black [teetotaler southern baptist heads explode]. She's working today, shes a physicians assistant.
> No, thanks. [sit as far away from cousins as possible with sisters and nephew. Enjoy hating stupid fucking cousins]

>>716030274
Sealab 2021

>>716027206
Oh god this is going to happen to me word by word this christmas. I fucking hate it.

My brother and most my cousins excell at their fields and those who don't at least live succesfull normie lives.

meanwhile i still live with my parents, never had a gf, dropped out of college and can't get a good job (currently working a shit-tier one).

What can i do anons? i'm tired of feeling like absolute shit every time the holidays come arround, even more so than i feel every day.

And this time i don't have any weed to helpme deal with it.

>>716034188
I'm right there with you, anon... don't have any weed to deal with the incoming normie bullshit either.

Would advise alcohol... there's always alcohol around at christmas. Do you have the home-field advantage? Can hide in your room a lot.

If all else fails, just follow my idea of preparation >>716030105

>>716034188

No judgement; from your post it seems as though you don't hate it enough to change it, which means you hate bettering yourself more (if only slightly) than that feeling at holidays.

You might try and go to a psychologist/therapist and see if they can help you understand your self apathy. Its not a good thing and its not normal; you just need some help, brother, thats all.

When you start improving your life, you'll feel proud. Even if its just going back to a community college and working out. Every time you see them you can feel good knowing that you've made progress.

Keep in mind that if they are shitty people, they will judge you to their standards. What people always forget (humble people wont do this) is that nobody has lived your life but you...and to assume they could do any better is follish at best. Its the sign of a protected/risk-less life.

>>716034188
leave?
or hang yourself in the closet while everyone is busy eating and socialising.

>>716034567
We're gathering at my house, but since my family lives in a different province the whole fucking house will be full of people 24/7, including my bedroom which will be occupied by two of my uncles.

Well, bleach might go well with the cookies and shit.

>>716034638
Even though i do want to get a better life, i just can'tfind a job that allows me to.
That being said i do have a lot of self-apathy, and i probably should see a therapist about it.

>if they are shitty people
That's the worst part, they are great people, all of them, but i can't expect them to understand that their perfectly normal questions about how my life is going cause me extreme anxiety.

>>716034741
>mom goes to the closet to get the presents
>finds me hanging there
>"Oh, anon, it's just what i wanted!"
That's not a bad idea.

Y dont you bang your cousing?
it happens
just give it a shit and take it all relax,say that you have to leve somewhere else with someone for sometime and leave if you you wanna go or you can try to banf your cousing,and dont care a shit

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>>716027368
Kek

>>716034963
Damn that's brutal... even your room occupied. Still advising alcohol.

NO CHICKEN TENDIES
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>716027206
I'd be surprised my family are talking to me

>>716033709
Great show

>>716034188
>>716034567


you guys just need to find what you need.

If you died right now, what would you regret not doing? Thats what you need to do now. You might as well be dead anyway.

make yourself a hero. An Hero, Anon.

Or you could go do what you want. Don't know? Travel. Find it. Quit your job. Quit living with your parents. Go live on the street if you have to. Hitchhike. Find some where else. When you find what is yours. you will know it. and you will take it.

If you don't. An hero. Were watching you anon. might as well be a hero.

>>716028238
send by email?

>>716027206
wish i had a normie family like that...

>>716035717
You misunderstand, anon. I'm rather happy in general.... well, at least not unhappy. But I have crippling social anxiety. I cannot deal with people... bringing myself into a social situation is kinda like stepping into a fire for me.

>>716027335
KEK

>>716030683
ugh. your everything fedoras stand for
leave 4chan

>>716027206
this has traumatized me to get super depressed on christmas, and i'm actually doing fine now. great job and positively social with entire family.

But as soon as christmas hits. I get sad af.

>>716035717
Marry, and you will regret it; don’t marry, you will also regret it; marry or don’t marry, you will regret it either way. Laugh at the world’s foolishness, you will regret it; weep over it, you will regret that too; laugh at the world’s foolishness or weep over it, you will regret both. Believe a woman, you will regret it; believe her not, you will also regret it. Hang yourself, you will regret it; do not hang yourself, and you will regret that too; hang yourself or don’t hang yourself, you’ll regret it either way; whether you hang yourself or do not hang yourself, you will regret both.

im working all christmas. I feel sorry for those that needs to spend the days with the relatives, i have an excuse to not bother talking to them so i feel really lucky now.

>>716028225
>I'm a man going his own way
>"his way" inside his boyfriend's shitter

>>716035717
>Anon goes hitchhiking
>Family laughs at him and how he's lost his mind
>Anon goes living on the streets
>Everything he grew up around mocks him and laughs at him
>Anon still confused, no answers
>What he really wants is fitting in with his family
>But what his family demands is not what anon can deliver
>Goes on 4chan
>Bitches and moans, loses thread of where he wanted to go with this comment
>Goes back to watching the youtube video he's got playing in the background

>>716027206
>>716027206
This makes me feel sad. It's like the family does their best to include you by informing everyone that you have issues. They leave you in your room because they don't want to scare you. You get to the living room and everyone tries to be nice to you but you just know the depression will stay and not leave until you take action, which causes axiety..

>>716034963

The best thing you can for yourself is to give honest answers without complaining.

If you want to go back to school but your job won't allow it, tell them that.

>Well, I'm really trying to figure out a way back into school but my current employment makes it really hard.

If you're doing it there is no shame in telling them the truth.

You should try what I did but its going to sound real gay. Every day, wake up and ask yourself those anxiety causing questions in the mirror and give honest answers; don't be critical of yourself, just observant and honest. Keep doing this until you are aware of your situation and accept it.

My mother was religious, probably closer to spiritual. She told me one time that the most powerful prayer consisted of two words and included neither the name Jesus or the title God. "Help Me", thats all. She told me that if you say it and mean it, the universe will conspire to make your efforts meet all demands.

>>716036035
what do you do for work, then?

>>716036464
what kind of youtube videos is he watching?

>>716033155
double dub sandwich confirmed

>>716036612
Currently not employed.

>get a job, it will fix everything
While that's definitely on my to-do list.... no, it will not.

>>716037021
what do you do during a day?

>>716037021
I know that's why I asked. I have anxiety issues too and I don't wanna work but I do need money.......

>>716036613
checking out archeage if it's worth getting. they are talking about it as one of the greater mmo's available right now

>>716030683
You're a know it all meme expert faggot that has chosen to be forever alone. You couldn't be any worse. Go outside my dude. Hunting some "tolerable vagina" would be fantastic in comparison for the sorry excuse for a life you're currently living.

>>716031911
Your mom asked me not to cum too but I did it all inside her pussy.

>>716037142
Shitpost on 4chan, eat, jack off, play vidya, watch chinese cartoons... you know, the usual

>>716037168
Ah... not sure if it would work for you, but I dealt with anxiety issues in my previous jobs by smoking weed. If you can get a job where you don't have to deal with people much, that would be ideal.

>>716032629
>getting my guns
>and calling the cops
Someone is sure getting a bullet in their head while someone else gets a paid vacation.

>>716037587
That's just ridiculous anon

Cops shoot center-mass

>>716027206
illegal cloning experiment goes badly wrong

>>716037529
and not even drugs?

>>716038115
When I have them. Drink a lot as well, usually in an effort to go to sleep.

>>716038229
your life must suck so much anon! kill yourself

>>716038495
Nah... it may suck, but I'm fairly content as of now.

Thia family looks so happy.

>>716033155
>>716034188
>>716035188
>>716036044
>>716036522
>>716037488
check'd

>>716028153
Don't forget the REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>716040446

>>716036318
lucky, making bank and avoiding contact

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>NEET PROTIP #854
>Don't leave your room? Constantly disheveled? Seen as an all-around creep? Develop a shallow understanding of an academic field of your choice and speak about it romantically to your family! Watch yourself transform from an unshowered manchild into a deep thinking philosopher-recluse or dedicated history buff! "I don't get out often, too much studying to do." Turn your disgusting masturbation den into a mysterious chamber of study and reason this holiday season with this one simple trick! "Wow, Anon is so dedicated to his studies, he rarely leaves his room at all!"

>>716042130
kek

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I just work and in the night I go straight to a friends party, thank Trump I don't have to put up with "family"

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>>716041269

>>716042127
tits or gtfo

>>716043059
It's beautiful, anon

>>716035652
underneath the SEA LAB
underneath the water
SEA LAB
at the bottom of the sea

>>716043733
Sealab dubs

>>716027274
kek

"Who are you people and how did you get into my house?"

>>716045942
Check these dubs, faggot

>>716045942
>>716046568
Y'all fags can't even get dubs.

Check'em

>>716045942
>>716046568
>>716047149
fagets this is how you roll

You guys are fuckng lucky I'm a Mexican and all my family only speaks Spanish and I'm the only one who doesn't

>>716047655
Checked

>>716048525
I wish my family only spoke a different language. They would understand there's a language barrier and wouldn't talk with me.

>>716049283
Well my family always try to start a conversation even though my Spanish is ass and the worst thing is I understand them I just can't speak it well

Yes I have a gf
I just graduated
Plan on playing the stock market

>>716049503
Well, that does sound annoying.

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My birthday is Christmas day and I am going to invite a black guy from grindr and have him fuck me in front of my family and then hang myself in the basement.

Wubba lubba dub dubs

>>716050078
Festive.

>>716027274
fpbp

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>>716030105
This thread is still around.... still preparing for the holiday

>>716027206
i'd just end up eating my niece's pussy again.

>>716043733
>>716047655
>>716049700
checkd

im just a shitter and since im the eldest of the "grandchildren" generation of my family Im a terrible example to all my cousins nephews and brothers and sisters.

I dont mind being an unsuccessful shitter, but my life is rather depressing and I don't want to set them a bad example. Yet Im not able or willing to change it either so I just try to avoid all these situations do not have them become anything like me.

>>716051979
I ate the pussy of a rich family friend's daughter when I was 8. Completely unexpected.

>>716051979
>>716053081
Stories?

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>>716053999

tripulz

>>716043042
do it

>>716027274
M'lady

>>716055488
checked

>>716028232
>>716029745
>>716030934
>>716031223
>>716031378
>>716031632
>>716031821
>>716032132
>>716034567
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>>716042212
>>716045110
>>716050078
off by one

>>716027335
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>>716027431
>>716028064
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>>716051979
>>716052513
>>716054686
>>716055602
off by two

>>716027274
>>716027291
>>716028225
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>>716055474
>>716055602
off by three

>>716056461
>>716057253
>>716058185
do you need help?

>>716057253
>off by two
off by two

>>716058185
>off by three
off by three

>>716058677
helpful dubs

>>716027962
>>716028351
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>>716031607
>>716031704
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>>716043059
>>716049503
>>716051729
>>716054184
off by four

>>716059784
>points out posts that are off by four
>is off by four

The fuck is going on here?

>>716027206
>>716027672
>>716027793
>>716028238
>>716028428
>>716030105
>>716030683
>>716031704
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>>716050960
>>716056461
off by five

>>716061661
>off by five
>OFF BY FIVE

>>716061661
ah fuck. off by 0

>>716056461
>>716057253
>>716058185
are you autism?

>>716062545
They most likely are, anon... but look at autismo's post numbers... they're off by the same amount as others in autismo's posts

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Check out my new bike bitches

>>716062972
nice

>>716061661
>>716059784
>>716058185
>>716057253

what is this fucking sorcery

>calls out those off by #
>is off by the same #

how autistic can we get bois?

>>716063268
No clue anon... if autismo is working on "off by 6", he seems to be taking a bit. Am hopefully waiting.

>>716063268
off by 3

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>>716056461
>>716057253
>>716058185
>>716059784
>>716061661

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>>716061661
Did somebody say dubs?

>>716027206
Good evening Jaarl of Holdholem, i as thy thane have returned after slaying many Dragons and bring you their skulls as a gift.

Let us waste this night with merry revelry and mead!

>>716064319
yeah, i did

Is... is autismo kill?

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>>716027206
Who are you people? Where am I?

>>716027206
7 women 5 men, I like these odds.

Id legit tell whoever talked to me to go fuck himself before grabbing a few beers and some food and leaving. Thats how my family is

>>716062545
testing dubs script

>>716030105
My mom says is surprising with holiday party
>i buy booze and leave empty bottles all over apt
>buy porn and anime posters for walls
>paint emblem of baphomet and setup ritual altar for satan
>will have apt lit by black candles and wearing a thong when they arrive
>for extra effect i should try to get a hooker or two to show up.

>>716027206
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>716027274
/thread tbh

Also check my dubs.

>>716027206
So...who is ready for America to be great again?

>>716065299
Nice dubs

>>716065333
Check'd your dubs +1

I put half of my immediate and extended family in prison. White collar crimes, pedo's, theft, drugs, assault, employing illegals, and some smuggling charges. Then there's the immoral and unethical behavior on top of that.

Believe me - I'm not wanted.

Post scriptum: they were all White and a few Latinos for you race minded /b/lokes.

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Military fags get in here.

Branch: (Army)
Time in Service: (Four months)
Occupation: (AH-64D Avionics/Electrical/Armament Systems Repairer)

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>>716065333
Checked 'em

What the hell is going on in this thread?

>>716066144
You tell me, dubslord.

Better idea:

Bring up three, 10 sided counter dice. Place on the table. Lay out the rules.

Singles, post nudes to your door.
Doubles, leave food by your door.
Trips, you join them and act normal.

Go!

>>716027335

>>716066346
Addendum: no CP, adult rolls only.

>>716066309
I- I guess digits?

>>716066346
I like this idea

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>>716027274
kinda late to the party but that's gold man..gold

>>716066599
Why don't you just make a "no fun" rule while you're at it?

Check'd btw

>>716066763
off by three

>>716067391
how much am I off by?

>>716067433
The same as is indicated twice at the end of your post number.... the fuck

>>716067433
Not one fucking bit, nigga. I'm checking those bitches.

>>716067567
off by one

>>716067589
off by one

>>716067433
straight into bagina, man

>>716027206
WHY THE FUCK DID YOU MAKE IT SO RELATABLE FUCKING SHIT

>>716067698
Fuckin number sorcery

>>716067760
kek it's okay anon, I think most of us know that feel

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>>716027206
fuck these feels

>>716027274
this is not gonna end well my friend

>>716067889
I know I do... am bleachfag from earlier in thread

>>716027206
>come say hi to your cousins
I can't. I'm not into inc*st.

>>716068126
You say "hi" by fucking?

You must lead an interesting life, anon.

>>716068285
You're not here forever...

>>716068561
You do have a point there

>>716027274
>pssh... nothen personnel kid

>>716068822
You have dubsdubs there.

>>716068943
You have a check there

>>716064581
nah, that was me

>>716069909
this is how you do it

>>716027368
*cue awkward silence*

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>>716027206
>playing pc game
>hear annoying loud laughing and loud voices overpowering my headphones
>gets up from poopy, sweaty ass maggot covered chair
>storms out yelling at family to shut up
>sees whole family eating dinner, staring at me awkwardly
>smells like poop and the stench covers the room so even more awkward
>goes to restroom to throw up
>doesn't clean up
>goes back into mancave
>sits my fat ass back on my chair, smell the rotten fish smell of sperm off my genitals
>lifts fat stomach
>starts jerking off 2 incher to loli
>doesn't clean up
>puts headphones back on and goes back to gaming
>6 in the morning comes
>lay in bed with the fart smell covered blankets with sperm stains all over

>>716070854
*unzip*

>>716071753
*zips it back up*

>>716027206
fucking triggered

>>716070854
For me, it will go more like

>be shitposting on /b/
>hear cars pull up
>remain silent in room for as long as possible, potentially feigning sleep
>eventually see if I can ninja my way out to get a beer and back without being noticed
>fail because many people
>attempt to talk to people like I was one of them
>fail
>awkwardly try to make my way back to my room
>grab more beers on the way

>>716072792
..... though I may fap to loli at some point

>>716072792
We all know this story, man. It's ok.