Sup /b? If you're a virgin post your age and why... I'm

>>716016952
samefag here also forgot to add that I'm in college now so i don't really know that many people yet.

I lose attraction as soon as Im about to fuck them and end up falling asleep with them. Autism I know...

>>716016952
You're fine, just give it time, maybe lose some weight

>>716016952
Femanon here. You're actually really cute. What's the issue?

Im 21, im fat, play videogames, guitar and drums, i had one chance when i was like 15 this girl and i were drunk as fuck, we masturbated each other but i didnt had a condomn with me so she said no, other than that i havent had any oportunities, its been like 6 years since i had a gf, im trying something with a coworker from Venezuela, but im so insecure because of how i look that i dont even think i have a chance, i might end up losing my virginity to a hooker or a dude, whatever happens first

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>>716016952
27. I had a fucked childhood so interacting with people terrifies my. Women either hate or ignore me. I don't have any friends and I don't go anywhere.

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>>716017327
Thats me getting drunk alone in a shitty bar in México city

>>716017177
I was always the nerdy guy that hung with the people that were a lot cooler than myself less my looks, and more so my social situation. I'm kind of the third wheel most of the time.

>>716017424
Shave mustache, grow a bit of hair like that bow dude from the avengers, get new glasses because those are literally screaming insecurity, trust me I got glasses too.

>>716017571
Also I live in the south, and I'm not a christian, nor a fuckboy, or a sports guy so yeah...

>>716017571
you just sound like a cuck, maybe thats why you didnt get laid you fag

>>716016952
You don't look bad tbqhwyf, I'm 100% sure it was your attitude.

>>716017593
I'm not changing anything about my appearance. Why should I? Also I'm stuck with these glasses for a few years because I'm not made of money.

>>716017851
Well women are gonna keep ignoring you then

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>>716017851
>you

>>716017712
almost definitely I don't really try that hard. I'm not really into chasing girls or anything like that. I always look for some sort of like "hint" or something that people always talk about, but yeah my attitude and self esteem are pretty shit.

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>>716017424

I lost my virginity when I was 14. I spooned the bitch. how I got laid? I lied about my age >:) she was 17

Not a virgin but i got super shy and timid around college and havent been trying. I kinda assume girls will reject me since all of college ive been shut down by sorority girls even though im in a fraternity. At least i have porn and the internet :)

>>716018071
you got my secret anon. secretly I just want to be a big bear named tyrone and hump people with disgusting hygiene.

>>716017983
> when the meme gets real

>>716017976
Really? Based on my appearance? Women are superficial cunts. I'd rather figure out how to stop thinking about them then actually have to deal with one.

>>716016952
why don't all you virgins just try being gay, I mean it's not the end of the world, at least you won't be a virgin anymore, then - you can gain confidence to fuck a women so win win

>>716018138
You're gross. You are probably a piece of shit.

>>716018232
spoken like a true beta, if that's the case then lower your sex drive and cut your dick and balls off, might as well

>>716018247
You don't choose sexual preference, moron.

>>716018247
OP here: yeah guys are definitely cooler, but Pitching wouldn't be too bad (assuming I could get a boner with a dude), but catching seems like a fucking nightmare.

>>716018247
Sounds good

>>716018335
I'm just saying BE gay , as in do a homosexual act my nigga i aint saying to become gay. If i went and sucked a guys dick that doesnt mean me gay just means im BEING gay . jesus u peolpe are stupid no wonder ur virgins

>>716018339
yeah exactly, well the thing is it's not gay to pitch anyways

>>716018304
I'm fine with that. If being alpha is being a fraud that preys on asshole self centered women then I'd rather be beta. People are fucking nasty anyway.

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>>716016952
24, aspie, nerdy, insecure, anxiety disorder, got abused by a older boy (8-10 yo, can't remember) when I was 5 yo, had horrible teen years where I got bullied everyday in school... after I completed 18, I had 2 girlfriends, almost had sex with the last one, but she's was too shy and afraid to let me do it... the only girls who want my company are either too emotionally needy or too ugly to get a relationship with a prettier or less socially awkward guy...

>>716018433
do you really think all women are assholes?

If you're so compassionate why haven't you fucked an ugly fat girl?

>>716018433
can't have it both ways lad, make yourself attractive (you're not even ugly, you're good looking) or, date a girl who doesn't care about her appearance either. What's the problem? If you don't wanna date then stop talking about it

>>716018138
underage b&

>>716018502
OP here: I can relate with the ugly girls thing. Had quite a few pretty shady girls throw interest my way. Made sure to dodge that shit quick.

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Turned 23 last month. Somehow still a virgin. I'm an introvert, so I can be a little bit awkward in conversations. Although I'm really expressive over the Internet, my personality has a harder time shining through in person, I think. I also tend to not approach people unless necessary. I keep myself well groomed, I'm doing a hard double major and passing my classes and I try to help others when they ask, but anyone I'm interested in isn't into me in the same way, or seems to lose interest after a conversation or two. Idk. Pic related. Selfie I took a few seconds ago. (Not my best, but hey, I took it at 5 in the morning right as I'm about to head off to dreamland).

>>716016952
be the funny guy, trust me it works. i'm short and chubby but i'm the funny guy so i still get lots of pussy.

underage 16fag here

Was about to fuck girl a year ago, broke up with her tho

>regret

>>716018618
You'll do fine man, you're probably just a late bloomer and it seems you put a lot of good work into yourself so I'm sure it'll work out for you

>>716018519
Why would I fuck a fat ugly girl? She's probably an asshole too. What's the difference?
And yeah, all women are assholes, all wrapped up in materialistic bullshit. I've never hurt anybody in my life and I've spent 27 years getting nothing but shit on and taken advantage of. People are fucking monsters. A man might kill you, but a woman will destroy who you are.

>>716018618
OP: yeah dude I feel. I'm always at the point where I don't approach people seriously. I deflect everything with sarcasm and never take anything seriously. People I'm into are way out of my league.

>>716018618
you look like a frog

>>716018771
Ok bud, have fun with that attitude. I'm fucking a hot girl who's smart and nice, and I'm fat and wear clothes people gave me and work two days a week so Obvi you got it right! Thumbs up , PS i got her by being nice to her and talking to her not sitting in my room hating women

>>716018278
>You are probably a piece of shit
I am not just a piece, im the whole pile faggot.

>>716018615
That happened years ago, no longer underage b&

>>716018771
>almost 2017
>still thinks he needs to put up with girl bs in order to have sex with them

>>716018858
Let me know if you actually want advice from me on how to better your life, otherwise stfu I had a shitty childhood too and issues as well

>>716018618
If what you said is true, i hope you have a great day and any girl would be lucky to have you. Just stack that paper /b/ro, self improve and any girl would be lucky to have you. Like in silver linings playbook, i got nothing but love for you brother.

>>716018618
You look like a cool dude.
Don't let it worry you - you'll get your day.

Have a good sleep.

20, always feel regret after sexual encounters so I have never gone all the way. Now I just avoid it. Reason probably relates to when I was sexually abused as a kid.

>>716018881
What's the alternative? I'm not paying for one.

>>716018771
Try a trap. Best of both worlds.

>>716018618
yeah your fine dude, you're just setting up now and you'll get the rewards soon , OP is fine too he's good looking and seems chill

19, just never been turned on by anyone.

16, too many bitches have insanely high standards and i have too much self pride to go for easy ones

>>716018858
Your situation isn't going to last. Women don't want men because they are nice to them. They want men who give them things and make them feel special, because they are basically children. That girl is going to rip you off.

23. I like women in general and the idea of a relationship seems okay in a vacuum. I just really don't want to do any of that stuff. I had a bad childhood so that probably informed me in some measure but I really don't wanna' be in a relationship other than as a sort of romantized idea, otherwise it sounds terrible. IDK just haven't met the person that makes me override that I guess

>>716018975
yeah that's rough but you know you can get thru it, try councelling youll need to go through a few to find the right one but it'll be the thing that can move your life on, if you want it

>>716018982
I can literally go to any of my tinder matches and talk to her 1-2 weeks top and have her come over

>>716019099
hahah! I'm gonna take advice from a virgin on how to fuck women. How is she gonna rip me off? steal my disability cheque?

>>716018232
>beta detected
If you can't bother to get a bit of fashion sense, maybe you are destined to die as a virgin. Although I highly doubt that's the only thing driving women away

>>716018232
>Why can't girls like me for me? They can be so unfairly superficial!
>Hey, my cousin would like you, wanna meet her?
>Depends, is she hot?

>>716019142
PS, of course this girl isn't gonna last she is 18 and I'm not a faggot so I don;t mind things not lasting forever, there is a huge difference between being a beta and being nice, I've also been able to keep girls around when I actually date

>>716019142
And they don't rob you? What do they get from you then? The only people I get matched with on those dating things are fat retards and old faggots.

>>716018618
>nigger
Found the problem

>>716019161
yeah pretty much, guy is a lost cause at this point

>>716019220
no dude, I met her in real life, based on mutual friends. I have to say if you're judging women by tinder I totally understand why you think like that. You gotta find people based on real interests, and stuff like that. I won't lie there's a lot of shitty people out there but there's good girls out there too

>>716019249
No I just see people for what they are. Everyone gives up on me, so I've given up on them. People only take shit, they have nothing to offer.

>>716019220
They're people, what am I getting from her? good sex, romance and companionship - she is getting that from me as well

>>716019314
Man, I don't even know what a good girl is. I was raised by abusive women and every other female has treated me like fucking garbage like I owe them something.

>>716019342
No one wants to hold someone up who can't hold themselves. you ever seen a kid in a parking lot crying and flopping around so their parent can't hold them? that's you, if you put in effort to fix yourself you can find peolpe that will meet you halfway, but you will never meet anyone willing to carry you. This thread for example, you're getting advice and shitting on it and being a negative beta. No wonder girls "give up on you" they probably saw something good in you but realized you were a black hole and didn't put in any effort to your own life. To be honest, if I didn't care about you at all I wouldn't even tell you any of this.

>>716019347
I guess I'm just not wired for that.

>>716019423
So all women are like that? Retard

>>716019423
I feel for that man, I do - all i can say is that these kinda things create a weird pattern. So you've been imprinted on in that negative pattern and then the women you encounter are predoatory. that's a rough cycle to be in but I know you can get out of it. People are tough, and so are you. If you wanna change, you should try councelling see a bunch of people find one you like

>>716019437
Yeah I'm a black hole. Nothing I've ever done has made a difference.

>>716019458
It's possible man, I couldn't say but I'd be careful if I were you, If romance and sex is something you want - don't let fear stop you from achieving it

>>716019486
They are. I have no evidence to prove otherwise. Retard.

>>716018704
Why would you say youre underage?
And anyway. OUT.

>>716019574
Anecdotal evidence is concrete evidence. Looks like someone didn't go to high school. Moron

>>716019096
Underage. Out.

>>716019531
Yeah I can tell, you know why? because you are not even trying to do anything yourself. You are an extremely negative person and have nothing to offer because you don't value yourself. You don't work on yourself, you do nothing. I'm even sick of you right now, I can't imagine being with someone like you at all. Do something for yourself, or srsly shut the fuck up , you don't have the right to complain if you don't even do anything to help yourself.

>>716016999
>>716017177
>>716018433
>>716019099
MUHFUCKING CHECKED

FUCK OUTA HERE NEW FAGS, WHY DID NO ONE CHECK THEM? YOU ARE ALL CURSED NOW HAHAHAH

>>716019641
I didn't go to high school. Kind of hard to when your fat bitch mom kicks you out of the house.

>>716019574
So I want to know, me and this other anon are straight up telling you, that you are wrong. Are you saying we are lying?

<10 get

>>716019697
Let the beta be beta

gimme muh pre-teen

>>716019697
I've done tons of things to improve myself and they've all been one failure after another. There is nothing left to work on at this point.

>>716019813
Yeah you're right this guy is a total failure, I am so sick of him even talking to him on this faggot anime board I can't imagine anyone would even tolerate being around him for longer then 10 seconds

>>716019769
Yeah I can tell you didn't go to high school. Not knowing what anecdotal evidence was a clear sign that you are a retard that lacks proper education

>>716019813
Get bent. Enjoy fucking your parasitic whores you fucking chimp.

>>716019876
stfu faggot you're weak af

>>716019943
Another retard virgin fuming at the fact that they can't get pussy. Ever heard of condoms? Or are you so oblivious to sex that you don't know what they are?

>>716019890
Tell me what I should do then Mr Alpha fucking big nuts? Where do I go from here?

>>716019952
This

>>716020014
wow, ikr what a fucking failure, I thought if I came in here, told some of this betas some advice it would help but they are disgustingly weak, It's sickening

im 18 and i dropped out at 15 and havent done much since.. last gf i had was in 2014

>>716016952
Here's how you beta cucks should get an easy load off.

Steps;
1. Find yourself a girl who no one really likes but is'nt fat/ugly/insane. Make sure she is depressed, or not going through easy times.

2. Comfort her, and make sure she eventually begins to fall in love with you.

3. Fuck her, over with.

Nine out of ten chance that you're going to fall in love with her, depending.


or rape a girl at a party, whatever.

>>716019941
I'm probably more educated then you, I've been sitting here reading while your fucking your filthy barskanks.

>>716020031
I've been telling you shit for 20 minutes you stupid faggot, why don't you go read my old posts i'm done wsting my energy on you

>>716020031
Stay with the advice you got earlier that you ignored on the basis that you believed you didn't have to improve yourself. Shave, haircut, glasses.

>>716019437
The fuck do you care about someone on an anonymous message board, you have some weird complex

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>>716020153
I guess I made the mistake of thinking humans who complain actually want advice, not just someone to complain to. My mistake

Well this has been fun as usual. You've been a wonderful audience and I look forward to fucking with you all again in the near future. Good night anons.

>>716020117
>then you
Well, you tried...

>>716019697
You sound like an angry little man

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>>716020112
pic is me.

>>716020230
if your the glasses faggot, and you're actually a troll I applaud you. well played i find that comofrting

>>716020237
Im glad you caught that.

>>716020114
Finding a non-insane girl is the hardest part

>>716020291
I'm OP.....

>>716020114
OP here: Lel nice one dude. I actually had to stop a rapy situation at a party once which was hilarious because I was so drunk I could barely talk. I still somehow managed to make a cheesy joke about it.

>>716020229
The extent of your frustrated response is odd is all.

>>716020339
If you're just intending to get sum fuk, just fuck an insane/fat/ugly bitch, or whatever. I kinda wrote that on how to get urself a qt3.14 kek.

>>716020262
Damn with your Macaulay Caulkin looking ass, you fine, boy. Go pick up some high schoolers and offer to buy them booze.

>I'm joking, don't do that.

>>716020230
Thanks for the advice btw. Love you /b/

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>>716020262
You should stand up.

>>716020262
OP: you look like ricky gervais (not sure if I spelled that shit right) kinda

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>>716020375
Oh well that's sad then, the guy I was argueing with is real .

>>716020425
Moar

>>716020402
yeah, I won't deny that

>>716020414
thanks man. i also kinda fucked up in highschool and sperged the fuck out constantly. ive chilled out and matured but its a bit too late. but thanks for the compliment. i got myself thonking im a 5/10 and that i look 10 (which i do tbh)

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>>716020464
who dat

>>716020471
This was not OP >>716020230
I'm only semi real.

>>716019099
Femanon here and you're wrong. Not all women are like this. Come on man....

>>716020456
idk mimi decided to make my pic horizontal

>>716020375
OP here: that's not me

>>716020600
OP here, stop faking me.

>>716020547
Needs more shamed adolescent boner

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>>716020561
OP: this is him

>>716020585
You're probably lying.

>>716020585
what do you like in a man?

>>716020704
what no im not op :(

>>716020739
IGNORE THIS LOL didnt know what post u where replying to

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>>716020734
Money and a big black cock

>>716020627
I can't believe people are impersonating me....how fun

>>716020402
The reason is that all of these threads revolve around betas angry at other betas for being betas.

it's self-hate. And projection. And anger at seeing themselves in another person. They realize just how irrational their way of life is precisely when looking at others like themselves on /b/.

THAT's why this place is so nihilistic and vitriolic pervasively and constantly.

>>716020153
It's called being a decent human being

>>716020789
WTF chill out im not OP!

>>716020704
also i can see it. not a good thing i look like him but its def there lmao

>>716020814
OP here, you kids need to stop.

almost 22

probably had 2 opportunities to get laid but i was too drunk the one time and afraid she would slit my throat the other time.
that was years ago, now i just sit in front of my computer and know a total of zero women.

>>716020812
wtf ur a stupid slut anyways, have funs with some aids ridden nigger you stupid whore

>>716020815
That's very insightful of you. You're pretty cool for a faggot.

>>716020739
I know i'm the op XD I should probably just stoip shortening it and leave it at OP here but whatever I'm prob getting off in a bit because this thread is becoming cancer.

>>716020857
fuck, I tried to make this thread to actually share advice with other virgin anons of course it's been derailed by some autistis

>>716020717
I mean, I'm speaking for myself. I'm not like that. Correction

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This is OP.
Pic unrelated.

>>716020906
w.e fuck you guys i AM the op and im actually sick of every thread i try to make devoling into some circle jerk about betas getting mad at others betas OP out for real faggot niggers

>>716020932
OP here: agreed dude. This was actually a good thread for a sec.

>>716020906
true. become a shitshow of sad cucks flaming other sad cucks. i just joined the thrread late and wanted to get some opinions

>>716020734
I have always been hard working so I don't really need a man to support me financially, I just want a companion. Someone to cuddle with and smoke weed with and shit. Like a best friend. That I fuck. That is loyal as fuck. Haha

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18 had a girlfriend once but it ended in like 2 weeks so we only kissed, almost had a girlfriend 2 years ago but I stopped it because she started talking about kids.
Right now I play alot of vidya games tho I go out every weekend and socialize enough i guess.
I am kinda overweight but I'm also not a whale looking to start training so I lose weight and get more fit.

>>716020998
no ur not op faggot

>>716018618
Get the septum out of nose

>>716020932
How dare you good sir I am an honorific member of the autisian community and I thank you to give me quarter.

>>716021028
>hardworking
I knew you were a liar.

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>>716020953
Sup faggots, OP here I just made this thread as a social experiment to see how many betas I could get argueing with eachother. Have fun jacking off to loli while i fuck my bitch

I am 30. Still waiting on my wizard powers. introverted and shy as fuck, also fat and ugly.

>>716021142
Lol STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHPPPPP

>>716021028
sounds good, gl with finding him.

>>716021028
that's cool thanks for the answer

>>716021179
unlucky. get a whore and kys before 45 unless u can meet another 2/10 landwhale (or make a major life change and lose weight)

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>>716021028
Would you date me? I'm op.
Pic related

>>716021045
OP here: you look kinda like NFKRZ lol. and I feel you dude. Consider yourself lucky tho I've never been in a relationship to start with so I'm just lonely all the time, but I have a lot of shit to handle with myself before I feel like I can really attract other people. My self esteem is my issue I hate myself, and everything around me. I'm negative, and cynical and that's what fucks me (or doesn't fuck me in this case kek).

>>716016952
>If you're a virgin post your age
Almost 23
>and why...
That's a tough one, mai d00dz.
It'd be easier to ask "Why WOULD I have lost my virginity?"

Because that answer is almost non-existent.
Ergo, it's much easier to explain the counter to "almost everything about me"


Now, for the TL;DR:
>I don't like being around people
>I don't live around many people even if I DID like them
>I'm not your typical "IDK how to talk to girls" kind of robot; it's more like "I don't understand how to respond to people of any type showing interest"
>>Moreover, I cannot properly communicate relationally with people who do not have at least SOME common interests. THIS is one of 3 ways I build ANY relationships - common interests. The others being: You are a family member OR I am calling you "friend" while accepting you as "known/acquaintance" because we happen to have spoken on a few occasions and know each other's name/etc.
>I have severe, destructive OCD (am permanently damaged physically and cause thousands of dollars of water damage)
>I am mildly autistic (highly likely a sperg, as denoted by the way I talk, act, and some of the aforementioned reasons)

And, to clarify the point about common interests:
>IF we share common interests, I can actually consider you to be a "friend", and ONLY from there would I consider a 'relationship'
>These interests include:
>>Computer programming
>>Building electronics
>>Fringe Science, such as psychic powers and cold fusion and stuff
>>Politics (this is always a fun one)
>>Sometimes computer/video games, but only a few types

>And we'd need to at least have compatible spiritual beliefs
>>e.g. Off the top of my head: NOT Muslim; NOT Atheist; NOT a fundie
>>>I'm a Panpsychist, for reference

I'm sure there's more, but this is a pretty good list for now, I think

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>>716021160
I wasn't arguing or being hostile when I said correction

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>>716021179
thats lit fam heres me sucking my daddy no homo

PS I as the op am now deraling this trehad i am ashamed of what ive become

>>716021277
OP here, no problemo friendo :)

>>716018232
You don't get it. Looking good makes you feel good about yourself. Therefor you feel more confident. That's what women find attractive you dumbass.

>>716018771
Yeahr everyone is egoistic and women are often manipulative. But you have to get an more chilled attitude. People are like they are because they are like this. Most of them are not bad. Its just some kind of imperfection. You have to accept this and forgive peoples fault and find people which are good in heart. If you observe yourself you can find that imperfection in you too. You are even more imperfect because you full of hate.

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Op here and I for one am saddened and ashamed at the current state of this thread.

>>716016952

>25
>Deus Vult

>>716018433
Bro you're a few haircuts, shaves, and workouts away from being a slick baller, I don't know why you're giving up so easily

>>716021388
No, why does a woman deserve me to try SO hard just to fuck some stupid slut? I obvi tried as hard as I can and it didn't work I might as well be gay at this point.

>>716021375
pua has ruined so many good men, its sad

>>716020815
You sound like an angry beta.

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>>716021411

>>716021273

>That's a tough one, mai d00dz.

Pretty sure I already solved it.

>>716021432
Give up? I've tried my whole fucking life, you think I gave up easily? I've NEVER gotten anything I've wanted or deserved as a human and there's no more point in trying at this point

>>716021447
Pua?

>>716021261
Fucking NFKRZ hahaha, no but I think my self esteem is also a problem because I never step up to a girl to really start talking and stuff like that.
Hey man I wish you the best maybe start working out aswell I heard it makes you a happier person. I wish you the best mate I think you're gonna lose your virginity before hitting wizard level you're not to bad looking.

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>>716021488

>>716021411
OP here, I must have no remembered posting this comment but my dick sure does look good XD does any1 have kik?

>>716021273
OP here: Oh look an actual non cancer post. Well I can relate dude the whole not knowing how to respond to interest part is sort of my bag as well, but I usually can't even pick up on the interest if there is any even to start with. I'd hear some of my friends talking to me saying after the fact "dude did you see the way that girl looked at you?" and I'd respond saying no. It's apparently something obvious that I'm quite oblivious to.

>>716021502
Pick up arists, often tied into to reddit men's rights and the like. It validates beta males

>>716021502
the whole alpha/beta pickup retardry

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>>716021357
not me.. again

>>716021502
Pick Up Artists

17 only had 1 girlfriend that didn't want to do it and im not even trying right now

>>716017424
Same, but I'm 19, the twist is I'm actually very good looking, recently though I've realized virginity is just a fucking word, and all a sexual partner is is a distraction, and a waste of time and money.

>>716021539
OP here, dude I feel you but you just need some more confidence, you ignore signals because you think they couldn't be for you, but they are :)

>>716021447
I'm not talking about pua stuff. Just general feeling good about yourself. Nobody finds a self loathing nerd attractive. Feeling good is the basis for everything, if that's missing you can just forget it.

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>>716021518
Hey man you too. Have a good one dude!

>>716021640
OP here, you should play for the other side if you know what I mean ;) I"m sure a hot young stud such as yourself could do well in the gay circuit

>>716021449
what tipped it off

the fact that I'm on /b/?

>>716021562

Goodbye thread.. you were a fucking disappointment.

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>>716021562
also not me

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This thread has made Lexi very sad

>>716021678
Problem is, many people mistake that advice and then pretend to feel good only to get laid.

Also, i met my last girlfriend when i was in quite a big depression.

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>>716016952
Don't worry boys! If you don't have sex you're estrogen goes higher and higher until pic related ;) They say prostate orgasms are the most pleasurable for a man

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>>716021697
AAAAAND also not me big surprise baby

>>716021766
Or me!!!

>>716021539
Hmmm, makes sense.

I'm usually not oblivious to it; I just don't know how to respond if it's obvious, because I can't be interested in someone too mentally unlike me.

Therefore, the only way I might be able to respond acceptably is to first have become 'best friends' with said person.

>>716021433
You don't need to try hard. Just show some interest and treat her like a normal person. Flirting is more some kind of game. If you run behind an girl she doesn't want you. People never want things they can get easy.

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>>716021819
You're not me either buddy

>>716021697
Even though you're trying to bait me into something or other "OP"
Why would I play for the other side, I just said a sexual partner is just a distraction, man or woman.
Why invest my time into a person when I could just jerk off for 10 minutes and then focus on more important things?

>>716018704
16 isn't underage in the glorious motherland of the United Kingdom, so unless you're an Amerifag, get shit on

Wait I'm confused. Could the real op reply with today's secret word please.

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>>716021872
Look, I'm just trying to re-eastablish the thread as the rightful OP that i'm here for one thing, relatable advice for virings, so if you don't wanna have sex looks like you're in the wrong place thanks.

>>716018618
I'm kind of in the same situation as you. I'm not a virgin but my last relationship was over 3 years ago. Since then I've gone to university - where I'm a final year - and not a single girl has wanted anything other than a one night stand with me. It's horrible because one night stands make me feel horrible about myself. Yeah, it's nice to know girls will fuck me but I value commitment over sleezy hoes. Just gotta keep at it man, eventually you'll find the right person.

>>716021926
Molecule

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>>716021872
Don't you just wanna ram your face into this girl's asshole? Come on

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>>716021833
The only thing I could suggest which my suggestion isn't worth much would be just trying to be more conscious of it going into social situations and see where it leads you. Otherwise I think it's probly just a waiting game dude. Anyways cheers, and nice talking about it!

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>>716021967
Okay good the situation is secure folks nothing more to see here

>>716021953
The real OP asked to post your age and why you're a virgin, and I answered.
I'm still a virgin because I'm not going to waste time and money trying to fix a "problem" that doesn't exist.

>>716021826
(your) not op either fuck off

>>716021866
why are people impersonating me....I'm a random 19 year old virgin on 4chan jesus 12 year old cucks.

>>716021992
Nah she shits from that thing.

>>716022050
(((problem))) what's the point of life then? To lower testosterone in white males until they don't even want to have sex with a women (or man?)

>>716021992
Sure I do, that's my fetish after all, but sex is a primal desire that takes unnecessary investing of effort into another person, unless you want to have children, which I don't.

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>>716022089
nah dawg, you gotta get right in there ya feel man EAT it up grrr raw dag fuck dat asshole all night make her suck yo dick clean nigga fuck Yall trippin IM AN ANIMAL fuck these hoes Ill eat em alive fuck their brains out impregante every girl i see

>>716021992
Op here: Dick maybe but face nah...don't wanna have to waft that thing in while i'm trying to breathe dude.

>>716022160
but then what's the point man? you're gonna die, none of the money and shit you'll have in your bank account will matter. I'm assuming your a normal atheistic person, so why not enjoy the pleasures of life?

>>716022112
Maybe at some point in the future, if we live that long, we can transcend all primal desire, greed, dominance, sex, and focus on shaping our own universe.

>Age
25

>Why
No confidence in my looks. When I was a kid, my dad used to constantly tell me how much better looking than me he was, and how I was ugly. For some reason, even when girls are interested in me, I have no confidence to pull the trigger. A lot of girls are showing clear interest in me, especially these days, but they are either ones I have no interest in, or I have the problem I just explained.

I just need to man up, but honestly, I feel pretty defeated at this point. I just want an intimate connection with someone, that's it. I don't even care about sex at this point although I predict it's going to be a huge issue. The fact I don't ever get sexual always make these girls want to be my friend after too long, like a "best friend" they always come to for advice or something. I have to do something by the time I'm 26 or I think I am just going to give up entirely and basically throw my life away at some high risk high reward career or something.

I need help so fucking bad, jesus.

>>716022025
Well, in my situation, it really wouldn't make much of a difference, since I'm more often aware than not. I'm already usually conscious of it.

It's more the waiting game thing, because I'd need to wait to first find someone as much of a geek and stuff as me, while simultaneously having similar beliefs, before anything could even potentially happen.

I really came to the thread to answer, not so much to get advice.
But, thanks either way, and if ur leaving, have a good one

>>716022268
Yeah, the thing is sex can be primal or not primal there is divinity in sex, and the universe is a pleasurable place. Having neutrality is not the same as not enjoying pleasure, the bhuddists for example practice a state of non attachement to mortal pleasures, but they themselvves are in deep pleasure. So really, it's all pleasure just depends on how you look at it. I personally think sex is a great pleasure, and am willing to get hurt, and frustrated and experience it fully, love too. the state of non attachement doesnt mean going without pleasure to me, if you can have sex and love someone but be ok on your own - to me that's the ultimate enjoyment of life

>>716022291
OP here: damn that sucks dude. I hope the best for you. Maybe someone who isn't a useless virgin like myself could help you out on that one. Hope things start looking up for you man. best wishes cheers.

>>716022238
>>716022399
I am an atheist, however, I have been heavily considering following the path to enlightenment through Buddhism, a non-theistic religion.
I'm already smarter than most people my generation where I live, I can only get smarter, and then maybe one day, have sex in missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

>>716022455
everyone has their own path, they are each as valid good luck. I hope you procreate pleasurabley

Is toilet paper bad for your asshole?

>>716022291
Women are just people, so you can talk to the ones you like about all this and they might understand. Just try to make some female friends and try to enjoy the time with them instead of constantly thinking about what could or should happen. Dont let the stigma of what a relationship must be like dictate you. Eventually, you will gain the confidence to aim for a more intimate relationship with someone.

>>716022565
bidet, then dry off would be the best for your asshole

>>716022590
maybe some nice lotion like coconut oil once and a while if you're too dry

18 the few relationships I've had I fucked up I'm kinda talking to this girl rn it's my cousin's friend from church they are all church tards and I hate religion so much but she is so hot Idk if she likes me honestly I hope LUL not just trying to fuck though

>>716022291
>cont.

Honestly the most demoralizing part is that I almost had all this solved. A gorgeous girl showed clear interest in me we connected so well. It was the first girl I've ever really just had this click, like, I could be with her and we always feel at ease around eachother, and just effortless conversations, and just genuine interest in eachother. She was the first girl I cuddled with and things like that.

But, my friend basically jacked her from me because I never took it to the next phase. She broke up with her boyfriend, and she made it completely obvious to everyone that she wanted me. If I just would have been honestly with both her and my friend everything would have been okay. But because I can't be honest about it, my best shot slipped away from me. He would have even helped me if he just knew. She's one of the only people I'm close to now and there is obviously still tension sometimes. I've been so depressed ever since this all happened and I just wish everyday for something to happen to give me some hope. I need it so fucking badly right now; this is the worst downward spiral I've had since I was a kid.

>>716022291
"Anonette, wanna come over to smoke some weed, talk and cuddle? Feeling kinda lonely today"

Then you can smoke weed, talk and cuddle and build an intimate relationship. Just dont start fingering her out of the blue.

>>716022669
didn't read but, if you wanna fuck just fuck younger girls

>>716017544
Thats not you

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>>716022669
OP here, glad to see this thread is on track again

>>716017544
What do you mean thats not me? what what would i gain in posting an average guy in a bar? smh

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>>716022884
Alright whatever faggots I'm done trying to stop you from impersonating an anonymous figure on the internet you sad cucks

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>>716022982
OP here. Whatever you gotta do OP don't sweat it.

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>>716022982
When (((you))) first posted this meme, I saw his hand as a GIANT nose, coniciedence? why is it that virginigy in white males is so glorfiied it's amost as if (((SOMEONE))) has a vested interested in making the white race no longer breed

>>716023022
get dat devlil dick raw ho , thats what im taking about get some hoes put they clothes off shiet im getting hot in here nigga

>>716018138
LOL it was exact same for me , had my first time when i was 14 with an 17 year old , told her i was 16

>>716023100
Nice dubs other OP

>>716023100
OP here, this guy sure is frustrated with the LOTR meme about him impersonating himself, odd isnt it... seems odd... ps sorry for replying to myself

>>716023118
I hate being a virgin so yeah. I feel kinda ashamed of it tbh. All my friends aren't and i'm just over here like....yup I'm the third wheel guys.

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I've been here for two hours what is my life

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>>716016952
>grandpa keeps asking me for grandchildren
>am too beta to fuck
>cant work on myself cus its too hard

MFW

>>716018817
tis a very rare pepé

>>716023334
yep pretty much

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Actual OP here: I'm leaving because this thread is cancer I wish all you fellow virgins out there good luck, and hope you guys make it to pound town. I'm gonna go to bed now and let these faggots hijack the thread peace /b/oys!

>>716023406
OP here, thanks for the nice farewall, I do wish you weren't impersonating me the whole thread, but we did have some real discussions. Bye everyone - sorry we can't have a real discussion on this cesspool

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>>716023406

>>716016952
28

I'm a loser

>>716023277
ask your friends to help you fuck a girl

>>716023458
sigh ok bye me

>>716017544
Idk how fat you are, but you look ok to me

>>716016952
18 , idk y really i tried to fuck girls before - they just run away or get really mad im getting sick of it ....

>>716023519
OP Here, ok bye! I do have to say there was some real convo's but they don't wanna hear nothing real so it gets old quick. PS miserable circle jerks don't help anyone, so you're lucky there's a few good lads tearing shit up and telling some knowledge Pce bro

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>>716016952
>mfw thread is kill

>>716017544
look fine brother

I was closeted Gay until one month ago.

>>716018817