Waifu claiming thread
Previous: >>715984421
The rules are simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Discuss stuff
>Keep RP and ERP to minimum
>Post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>Most important: Have fun!
Finally
Feliz Navidad!
>>715997124
It's not that bad, just I expected better from him for my shit if he does this kind of thing professionally.
I have failed
>>715997736
What else is new?
>>715997736
Late night threads. Doesn't matter that much.
>>715997803
Not much
>>715997471
Whoa, a rare Yuuki OP. Nicely done.
>>715995790 (Sara)
Finding that sort of agreement in /b/ of all places is somewhat amusing. Cute Christmas bote.
>>715996232 (Makoto)
Damn man. Losing them is always the worst part too. But then again, it means that the time meant something. I'll probably always have a dog, but putting them down can be too much for some. Can't blame them though.
>>715996046 (Laura)
4koma and anthology comics are always a goldmine for some laughs. That 3rd panel got me too. Kissmanga has all manga for IS uploaded if you haven't found it already.
>>715998082
Yep lol. Someone needed to make the thread. But yeah, I have horror stories from dentists and orthodontists from when I was really young.
>>715997662
Oooohh. Did you tell hin to git gud?
>>715997736
Same
>>715997257
>yuuki
Oh fuck. They do
>>715998082
Oh shit, really?
>Looks like I know what I'm going to be doing tomorrow morning!
>Capatcha was Coffee.
here
>>715998504
You're in anor londo? Yeah, farm a ton of souls. You'll need them for Ornstein and Smough. Or you can do what I did and just try the fight without any humanity
Might go to sleep soon...
>>715998504
No, I spewed an equally shit meme at him though...
Not like that did much though.
>>715998646
Level 1 deprived run or GTFO
>>715998082
I mean, MY dog is still alive. I couldn't bring her with me when I moved, but she's still back at the old house, and whenever I go over there, she's so happy that she jumps up and down despite her arthritis.
The one that got put down was my cousins dog when he lived with us before.
>>715996376
>Karme
My ex had a server with their own chan. Whenever it went down, they'd tell me someone spilled orange juice on it.
>>715998413
I didn't have a horror experience until I had a couple of wisdoms yanked- it was alright until the drill/tool cracked the tooth, and then it was the horrible jolt of pain. They gave me more stuff right away, but it was too late.
>>715998544
That's where I found them while searching around on google after finishing with the light novels.
>>715999290
Gotcha, still sucks either way. One of ours is 10 and in good health, although old age is starting to show on his joints and such. The husky mix is only 6 though, even if she sleeps like she's older.
>>715998082
It's be even wierder on /pol/
>>715998983
>Not going barefist Bloodborne
>>715999540
The many reactions of Houki
Going off for the nigbt
>>715999540
I had my two front teeth knocked out with a wiffle ball bat when I was like 5, had braces, had laser surgery to open the gums to allow teeth to break though, had wisdom teeth surgery...I don't like teeth related stuff lol
>>715999784
I don't have Bloodborne, so I don't really know what that means
>>715997471
Hotaru Claimed
>>715999825
Cute as fuck tbh
>>715999999
It's coming you guys, who will get it
>>715999290
I'm scared I might spill a drink into my new build once it's done. I'm doing a top mount 280MM rad for the CPU cooler, so that means I have to keep the top cover thing off to get better airflow. Knowing my shit luck, it's gonna happen eventually.
>>715999813
Barefists only do 4 damage in game
>Did a fight club bare fist to bare fist took 15 minutes to end the fight
>Because of how much damage weapons do in game(4 hit kills or even 1 with the Chikage charged transform attack) the meta Vit stat is (50)
>>715999784
Till next time- goodnight!
>>715999790
One hell of a list there, I'd be pretty paranoid of normal checkups if it were me.
Time for me to head out. Goodnight /waifu/.
>>715999540
It does. But at least I can still go visit her. I even take her for rides every now and then. She loved it when I had the top down. But now it's all taped up, so I can't really put it down anymore.
>>716000006
I used to be scared about it, especially since my desktop is on the side of my desk... or well, it's under it now. But still, easy for it to happen. Just don't keep drinks around it.
>>716000571
Every dental appointment is a fight for my sanity lol. Have a good night!
Oh these painkillers I got are goooood
>>716000655
>Yuuuuuuuuuukiiiiiiiii
>>716000911
What's up Tali!!
>>716001111
Checked.
>>716001111
Threesome break tbh
>>716001111
Oh shit nice quads
>>716000627
NZXT AIO coolers are fucking expensive. And any mobo with a Z170X chip are always gonna be pretty expensive too.
That's a good enough reason to be scared.
Anyways, it's late and I have work tomorrow.
Goodnight /waifu/
>>716001550
Hey, my whole rig cost about $1,700. I had every right to be scared myself! But like most things, after a year or so, you're less careful with it.
Anyways, night Karme!
>>716001341
I feel like if you're having a threesome, you shouldn't be on 4chan, but hey, what do I know? You do you lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWxK8qkdXQc
intro is longer than the song smh
>>716001711
Well obviously not while I'm having a threesome. We've been going all day and im taking a breather.
>>716001341
I can't tell either gender
not that I'm judging I'm very jealous :o
>>716002137
Both grills m8
>>716001844
Oh okay, well never mind lol. All day? Goodness
>>716002252
Well we actually started last night slept, went again till lunch, went to a sex shop, came home, sex again, dinner, watched tv then again for this last hour.
>>716002690
Goodness how are you not completely spent lol!
>>716002911
what a lewd pic
>>716002974
How?
>>716002911
I am m8 theyre both passed out and im soon to follow
>>716003080
those eyes/expression
that blush
bent over
so lewd...
Yep there's the tired. Good night
>>716003494
Have a good night!
>>716003465
Nah man, it's innocence, not lewd
>>716003773
Innocent lewd
>>716003923
this
>>716003773
my mistake, then continue posting :o
>>716003494
sleep well and warm
>>716003923
>>716004032
I'm out of innocent lewds
>>716004497
then cut straight to lewds :o
>>716004497
Then Post cute instead
>>716004609
-_-
>>716004497
Kay. Resume posting normally then.
>>716004708
what?
>>715998587
Tomoko...
>>716004560
No
>>716004609
>>716004833
Okay
>>716004931
hello
>>716004892
it's 12am and I can't sleep :o
>>716004962
cute
how's life in arizona?
Claimed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiIilwb9G0E
>>715998646
Was. Finally beat them and whoo for warping
>>715998752
Kek and Goodnight if im late
>>716005054
And what so i have to so with that?
>>716005097
that's a guy
>>716005089
do you ever listen to real music? :o
QOTT: is your waifu more of a baddass or a qt?
She's in the middle
>>716005054
I'm not in Arizona, I'm in Georgia
>>716005097
Hell yeah! Now you get to fight the 4 bosses to get to Gwyn. I'm at Seath right now
>>716005165
Yes
>>716005160
This is real music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAgiK07Py9M
>>716005165
She's a tomboy that likes to be cute... but can still fight. So...
>>716005145
idk who you are :o
>>716005165
you guess
>>716005183
hmm I guessed incorrect what a shame
>>716005304
waifu badass poster cute
>>716005287
I hate memes :o
>>716005165
Equally a badass and qt.
>>716005045
How are you?
>>716005446
just playing tanks. yourself?
Claimin Mitsuru
Feel like I'm on top of the world tonight
Literally pulled off the greatest comeback of my life
Do I wanna lay in bed and read the VN on my laptop (If My Heat Had Wings) or read my book, The Isolator?
>>716005386
AM NOT!
>>716005494
Being miserable but talking with you is nice
>>716005647
books are better for you :o
>playing Rainbow Six Siege
>playing ranked
>teammates can't aim for shit
I hate playing shooters on console
>>716005665
Are too
>>716005727
get a computer :o
>>716005539
>Feel like I'm on top of the world tonight
And then you're on /waifu/.
You want to be miserable, don't you?
>>716005721
VN = visual novel, it's a book
>>716005720
well that not good but im glad i can be of a little help
>>716005767
I would if my tribe would give me my fucking money
>>716005820
I'm never leaving this place. Still, I did real good.
>>715997471
>Waifu claiming thread
More like
Virgin Proclaiming Thread
>>716005837
it's like 4th grade level
>>716005871
are you Indian? :o
>>716005932
>>716005756
REEEEEEEEE
>>716005871
Kitten, get Injun money pls
>>716005647
>If My Heat Had Wings
What's it about?
>>716005165
a misunderstood cute
>>716006036
https://vndb.org/v9093
nya?
>>716006143
Looks breddy gud
Ill pirate it later
>>716006267
Make sure you don't get the steam version. It's censored
>>716006199
?????
>>716005974
A Native, yeah
>>716006002
I want to Senpai
I really do but my tribe feels the need to fuck me like this for whatever reason
>>716006333
Is the uncensored variant up for torrent?
>>716006398
don't they usually give it once you're over 18?
my friend was a brown person too :o
>>716006562
If it's not, youll have to download the files separately. Not too sure, I got the steam version and installed the decensor patch manually.
Anyway, I'm off to bed. Night /waifu/!
>>716006800
Night
>>716006800
goodnight cutie
>>716006199
Another idol?
>>716006398
Threaten them with a pipeline.
tfw you will never thaw your frozen forearm on his abs
>>716007660
manime fucking sucks :o
>>716007709
succ is good, fight me.
>>716007926
succ me :o
>>716007963
i ain't a slut but you can succ me if you like, slut.
>>716008129
I'm taken sorry :o
>>716008262
then why do you want succ, filthy cheater.
>>716008334
casual flirting :o
>>716007660
Why would my forearm be frozen in the first place?
>>716005183
Rip me i think ;_;. Head to catacombs or the to demon releam place?
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
>>716006800
Night. Didn't see that
>shinoa
Hello everyone.
>>716007660
TFW you will never have a friend like Speedwagon. Why live?
>>716009207
Hanako you had me day dreaming in the shower today
>>716009043
night cutie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FsrPEUt2Dg
>>716009207
Who is this dirty slut?
>>716009207
Lilly is best waifu
>>716009568
she is not a slut.
>>716009663
it's been a while, how you been cutie? :o
>>715997471
and the raiders are going to hurt the popular people the ugly way and the ugly people losers smell like poop
>>716009672
Then what is she if she's not a dirty toilet-licking slut?
>>716009826
well it is 1am
you should rest :o
>>716009250
Oh my, what were you thinking about?
>>716009618
I find Lily and Hanako pretty much equal best girl status, so i won't disagree with that.
>>716009782
she is a pure beauty
>>716009899
well of the sweet things you were saying last night of course
>>716009856
I can't sleep
how are you
>>716010079
Sleep sucks
>>716010079
very happy lately, I got a bf
plans for the holiday?
>>716010247
where are we going? :o
>>716010052
She's a dirty slut whose only use is being a cum dump like your mother.
>>716010327
That's good
not really
>>716010247
I wouldn't know
>>716009568
>>716009782
>>716010455
I'm only a slut for Tomoko.
>>716010052
I'm glad you liked it. I'ts a shame i couldn't have joined you~.
>>716010052
>>716010455
ayy lmao
>>716010585
>I'm only a slut for Tomoko.
*Cough*
>>716010559
do you usually have trouble sleeping? :o
I'm doing secret santa this weekend
>>716010733
who are you a slut for? :o
>>716010585
Who is that slut you're posting?
>>716010648
Slut.
>>716010748
I have a lot of sleep problems
>>716010585
youre not a slut you just say some sexual charged things and i wouldnt have fallen asleep in the shower for sure then
>>716010559
It's not worth it.
>>716010847
ever thought of taking pills? and I'm sorry :/
>>716010931
Sometimes I have no choice
>>716010996
Nothing has really helped
>>716011131
I'm not sure I know who you are
>>716011159
but you are a slut?
very nice :o
>>716011131
hmm you should count sheep
>>716011237
cute blunny :o
>>716011159
Liar
Madotsuki
>>716010733
Oh my~.
>>716010805
Hanako Ikezawa from Katawa Shoujo.
>>716010871
You would have fallen into ecstasy instead~.
>>716011237
I don't know who you are either
>>716011292
that doesn't work
Too faded.
>>716011321
Klonata :o
>>716011423
Oh. I'm Alice-anon
My eyed are burning though so I'm gonna go probably sleep, much to my chagrin
>>716011454
anthony :o
>>716011423
go run around the house and get tired
>>716011545
sleep well cutie
>>716011454
Sweet, I can gas myself
>>716011409
She looks like a slut
>>716011425
Too jaded?
>>716011292
I am not.
Not anymore, anyways...
>>716011351
Prove it Cat.
>>716011409
No lying!
>>716011615
Kyle :o
>>716011545
Sleep well
>>716011615
that's a weird thing to do
>>716011662
Just stoned as duck
Holy shit the eatrh is moving or my bodybdoes it without me controlling it
Fuck dod
>>716011667
well others don't seem to think so...
>>716011693
is that clover? it's not on the appstore anymore :(
>>716011753
well sleep is important :/
>>716011667
Well... they're not in thread yet anyway.
>>716011827
I cant take enough painkillers to numb my face.
>>716011844
then I will try to sleep
bye
>>716011827
You don't have to be shy, faggot.
>>716011409
oh how would you do that?
>>716011655
Ooh nice i don't think i have that one. Thanks.
>>716011667
> Short hair tomboys
Stop tempting me!
>>716011992
Why would she fantasize about herself?
>>716011893
My body is stoned as fukc i mean numb
>>716011926
Ehat about
>>716011913
I hope you get plenty of good sleep :o
take care cutie
Why is Chen pretending to be stoned again?
>>716011844
I said anymore, didn't I?
>>716011893
Wha?
>>716012006
What's that supposed to mean?!
>>716012167
why would anyone pretend to be a degenerate? :o
>>716012036
she is probably bi but she wants a hot bod and has day dreams all the time
notice me senpais
>>716012167
>implying
>>716012194
those must have been good times
what a shame to miss
unless you're still slutty :o
>>716012240
>she want's a hot bod
So she isn't hot? Why claim her then?
>>716011992
By gently pushing you up against the shower wall, and giving you a deep kiss while my hands run all over your body~.
>>716012194
Using one of my weaknesses against me like that, no fair!
>>716012194
I know you are a slut for a certain master race.
Good morning waifu, how are you shitheads today?
>>716012637
Doin alright. How about you Chara?
>>716012637
My face is half swollen at the jaw and Im off work till Friday.
>Someone in MWO is named The Succ
This will be pretty glorious
>>716012328
Eh, they were times I just stopped caring. I'd kinda go after whoever gave me attention. Call it a field day after a bad break up.
>>716012491
Wat
Go home Hanako, you're horny.
>>716012526
...Mazda?
>>716012637
Ayyyy sup Chara.
>>716012370
she thinks she isnt hot. I think she looks fine and besides I like her more then just her bod
>>716012491
that sounds amazing. Im sure those hands would linger in certain spots though
>>716012637
morning
>>716012637
salsa good morning cutie!
It's 2am tho
>>716012827
I'm sorry I understand the feeling of just wanting attention ._.
are you better now? :o
>>716012751
Just woke up, contemplating if I should play The Last Guardian now or later
>>716012825
that sounds nice. Have fun with your days off. Aaand I guess good luck bearing the pain
>The Succ
Show him the reason why he's named like that! Show him why he's a Succer!
>>716012827
Good morning Makoto. How've you been?
>>716012908
Heya smug, you doing fine?
>>716012951
It's 10am you dipshit!
>>716013209
I don't know about Bane
>>716013060
not in the greatest country on earth! :o
what was for breakfast today?
>>716012951
I am. I've found someone that's got my full attention, and I've got theirs.
>>716013060
Unbelievably good, for reasons you can probably guess.
>>716013255
I don't believe you do.
>>716013060
Just playing tanks and chatting with Hanako so yes
>>716013299
Right now nothing really. I just woke up, cuddled with kitties and then got on waifu. I'm not hungry
>>716013323
Oh, oh yes I can. Tell me more about it, I'm a slut for stories like that. What other cute things did she tell you?
>>716013347
that's great~
Is WoT really that interesting? It sounds like it could get boring after a while to me.
>>716012637
>morgen
>10:00
Drecks Studenten
N
>>716013498
well I have tanks I like and I do smaller team battles with this clan but overall yeah i could see people either not playing it or playing it too much
>>716013323
aww I'm happy for you both then! c:
>>716013498
those cuties are very lucky
oreo keeps getting dirty outside ._.
how do I clean a cat? :o
>>716013498
Im hoping the new pain meds I got are worth it. Certainly feels like they're working, and the antibiotics seem to be making the hard mass go away.
>>716013514
Ich hab sogar Ferien
AHAHAHAHA
>>716013617
Well, once I get a better PC, I'll try it out though
>>716013627
I heard there are some washing systems over there which clean your cat, but besides that...
cats clean themself
>>716013710
I guess that's a good start then. Must suck beyond belief
>>716012827
I don't know, i just find short haired tomboys extremely cute.Hey, no more than usual.
>>716012908
They may spend a good amount of time in between your legs.
>>716013060
Nice nice. Anything planned for today?
>>716013710
When will you be able to Filly usw your mouth again?
And at what point will you throw some alcohol into the mix?
>>716013498
Well, we ended up talking for about 14 hours straight before I finally passed out. And today we've been at it for about 4-5 hours now.
>>716013945
They are, I'll give you that.
So you mean.... a lot?
>>716013894
cat washing machines? :o
and I hope he's alright, he gets so sandy
do your cats go outside at all?
>>716013894
yeah just a note that the game doesnt start until tier 5
>>716013945
I hope that would go on until the water went cold
>>716013894
Having to force food into my mouth and past my teeth is getting real old.
>>716013962
I can only have alcohol once Ive stopped the antibiotics. Or I will regret every life choice Ive ever made.
As for use of mouth... thats another maybe.
>get undertale t-shit
>puts it over head
>see something inside
>look closely
>It's the fucking dog
made me giggle
>>716013945
Maybe playing The Last Guardian when things calm down a little
>>716014058
I might ger diabeetus of that because it's so sweet!
>>716014059
yes, cat washing machines, but I don't know really.
I'm sure he will.
One of my 3 does go outside, the others aren't allowed to
>>716014107
I'll keep that in mind. Tier 5, alright.
>>716014232
yeah, like I said, good luck with it. Sounds like a mayor pain
>>716014232
You are not regret your life choices already?
>>716014320
you sure like shit :o
and will they eventually?
I was scared to let oreo go outside as a baby but he loves it now
>>716013682
Nice feet.
>>
>>716014582
I meant shirt, I'm sorry
No, they won't be allowed outside since I'll be moving in the city with them.
yeah, letting a cat outside as a baby isn't such a good idea.
>Chara