yet another christmas alone. without ever having hugged a girl.

Are you hideous or creepy looking?

Why is everybody bent on having a fucking chick. Just hire a damn hooker and satisfy your carnal pleasure.

it's ok bro

I am 24 and alone too
just had my first kiss this year, nothing special

probably will not get a bf anytime soon
hugging is not something my fam even did lol

just kill yourself

>>715991616
First you get the money.
Then you get the power.
Then you get the women

>>715991790
yes. yes.
>>715991801
it'd be nice to at least feel a little bit worthwhile for a moment in my life

backpage has escorts

>>715992378
Are you suffering from a chromosomal abnormality that disfigures you?

>>715991616
Fix your shit.
I'm old fat ugly and bald but still pick up girls online all the time.

DUDE GO TO WORK
MAKE MONEY
EAT HEALTHY
LIFT OFTEN
HAVE SOME CONFIDENCE
TALK TO WOMEN CONSTANTLY

do that and youll be fine

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>>715992771
>implying OP isn't a quadriplegic NEET who isn't morbidly obese with skin dripping of KFC grease

>mfw I might be right

>>715991616
Try being the same thing at 40

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ill hug you, i'm a guy though, it wont be gay, i promise

>>715992913
ok that is a possibility but for the most part people are just lazy

>>715991616
Legend has it that if you hold on to your virginity long enough you gain magical powers, my chances are ruined but OP you have the opportunity to gain unrivaled magical powers. Forget women and wait for your powers

>>715991616

post more of her

>>715993331
seconded

>>715992378
You are looking for something deeper? That's a whole other issue. Get a fat chick, they are usually the easiest and likely to love you for who you are rather than your wallet

>>715993105
Not OP but this makes me feel good

>>715993934
and fat chick will let you raw dog

>>715992059
>had a kiss
that hurts me
>>715992188
i'm going to.
>>715992223
i could have all the money in the world and it wouldn't matter
>>715992599
>chromosomal
no but i'm pretty fucking ugly anyways.
>>715992714
can't do it, tried really fucking hard.
>>715992771
i've worked for years, i've made money.

>>715994069
You have any friends? The kind of friends that like going out?

>>715994069
alright anon post a pic how unfuckable are you

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>>715994025
you want a hug? i can give you a hug too

>>715994069
Post a picture, OP. Please.

>>715992059
Are you also ugly?

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>>715992953
i'm sorry
>>715993105
you probably wouldn't.
>>715993327
rather be an hero than a wizard
>>715993331
>>715993384
she's all over mless
>>715993934
>>715994051
no they hate me just as much
>>715994266
no i do not have a single friend.
>>715994281
fine idfc say whatever you want it doesn't hurt anymore

>>715991616
they smell like fish and pee,kill your kids for fun and screw you over. Who fucking needs em? get an onahole.

You have never had sex you have also never had to deal with:

* an abortion or paying for one

* giving HER an orgasm which can apparently only be given by black guys as she cucks you

*buying blood diamonds to have access to a slit that smells like a fish market.

*Her cooking you vegan food that tastes like shit.

*being forced to like feminism, under penalty of breaking up with you.

the list goes on. why bother?

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Moar

>>715994578
you look like a fat young bam margera. work out and cut your hair youll be fine

>>715994069
Just work on your confidence and if you're overweight, start to do some cardio and lift on the side to get some muscles. If you're not overweight, just try to get built. Also, if you have a sister or something like that, talk to her about it as stupid as that sounds. I let a close female relative come to the barber shop with me and tell the barber how to cut my hair/facial hair once and it changed how women treated me a lot.

>>715991616
sauce?

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Bitch you got the fine ass pussy

>>715991616
wear a free hugs tshirt, guaranteed you'll eventually get a hug

>>715994578
You look fine. I'm sure someone would kiss you. Grow a pair.

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>>715993934
>tfw you can't even get fat chicks

>>715994578
Nothing wrong with your face. Lose some weight and you'd be conventionally attractive, confidence will follow. Find/create a realistic workout plan and stick to it.

>>715994578
You have to be happy with yourself before you can be happy with someone else.

I know, easier said than done. But you only get one chance at life, why not do your best. To be honest if you got skinny and got a decent haircut i think you would do just fine.

Again easier said than done. It's still possible. You can either be a faggot and kys, or make a difference in your life. Your call.

>>715994578
Yes you are a little on the big side but you are fine. I feel you have very low self-esteem. That's what bringing you down more than your looks. You need to change that about yourself before you can proceed. Self doubt is never attractive and drives people away

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>>715991616
getting a woman or a man to do something with is easy using the internet and kink sites.

finding love isn't.

do you really wan't to nut bareback inside this THING?

sure she lets you do it without a condom, but everyone has hpv according to her and every 3 months she puts a baby in a trash can.

c'mon man you're better than that.

>>715991616
Riley? is that you?

>>715991616
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=td2qslVhUsc

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I agree with Anon on the confidence, bitches get wet for confidence. It's not even the weight that's the issue. Sure it adds points but being able to even talk to one is where you need to start my guy.

>>715991616
Stop complaining, go to the gym and work on your fitness, further your education whether it's school or just reading or learning a craft, eat healthy, be a good man to your fellow men. Women will flock to you.

>>715994578
>>715994578
>>715994578
Fuck you, dude.
I was really expecting some nasty unfuckable piece of smelly shit neck beard and this is what I get?

I can literally think of two girls whom I know personally know that would fuck you based on looks alone right now.

>7/10 if you lost weight
>Sitting steady at 5 right now

>>715991616
Op either ur not trying or ur not trying cuz there's more sluts in the world than ever before and if ur ugly there's someone just as ugly willing to fuck

>>715995808
Ya pussy. Hit the fucking gym eat decently for a solid year. Get a grown man haircut and stop being beta fag whiny bitch it's not hard

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Yeah, just lose weight, cut your hair (if you're seriously 27 why do you have s child's haircut), and stop being autismo

Also stop posting pictures of yourself with tears in your eyes on /b/
That's so beta

Honestly, google Zyzz and start going on /fit/. Maybe you'll find some inspiration

Don't be a sad cunt
Be a sick cunt like me

>>715996795
zyzz fucked endless women and reached heights OP will never touch and he died much earlier than OP has already lived.

>>715991616
You're that way because you're a fucking loser and have created this thread for the 500th time. Get off of 4chan and the internet then you might accomplish what you claim you want

>>715991616
who?

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>>715996924
Like Castiglione's "l'uomo universale," attaining the Zyzz is not necessarily possible, but it's something to strive for.
We all got a little Zyzz in us brah

>>715991616
Dude its over rated. Here feel better im spend xmas alonen. With hope i wont have to talk to anyone this yr

>>715991801
I'll give you excellent odds that you'll feel like shit afterwards, though.

>>715991616
I must be a defective human because I'm 23 and kiss-less virgin but it doesn't bother me at all. I love life and couldn't give a fuck about it. OP you need a hobby or void filler or something.

>>715994578
Is this a meme (like the Sam Hyde shit)? I've seen this pic posted on plenty past threads before. all the same "hurhur fat ugly loser virgin" shit.

>>715991616
dude i will literally talk to girls online for you, catfish style

>>715994666
demonic trips checked, but this is all girl-dependent. If you find a gf who isn't literal shit, these things simply will not happen.

>>715991616
Trust me OP, you are not missing anything. The amount of grief you get is almost not even worth the booty. I was married for 12 years. Bitch left me, took the kid and blew nearly 500k over 3 years. I am an Army vet and have working as a security contractor since 2008. Now I am pushing 40 and broke. Trust me man, focus on career and never give anyone access to your bank account.

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>>715991616
hang in there for just a few more years OP. Virtual reality will soon be indistinguishable from real reality. You can fuck all the girls in the world one after another if you want. Until then, just get drunk a lot.

>>715997785
go for it
>>715997643
it's all i have

>>715994578
You have chad potential, if you work your ass off in the gym and get a fuckton of sunlight.
And probably improve your diet.
There's nothing fundamentally wrong with the structure of your face, it's just that there's too much fat on it.

>>715994578
nigger, that had better not actually be you. If that is, you're not actually ugly at all. (Jesus Christ.) Self-confidence is all you need.

>>715994578
if this is you, or if this resembles you, then you are FINE. so many people are worse off and still fuck gals.

do you play music? get really good at it.
are you a businessman? get really good at it.
do you write?
do you excercise?
get really good at it.

a wise person once told me, think about getting girls and you'll not get 'em, but work on improving yourself FOR YOURSELF and focus on what you love, and girls will come.

it's true, bro. keep the faith.

>>715991616
>i can't even pay girls to hug me, i tried.

who the fuck wants to hug a guy trying to pay people to hug him.

jesus christ. do you even leave your home?

>>715994578
>>715997643
this thread is definitely a meme/bait.
i have seen this guys pics for maybe a whole year already.

always the same shit.

if its real then comon dude. complaining for a whole year straight? u could have been exercising or actually fucking doing something to change your situation. but whatever. keep being a dumbass.

>>715991616
Want me to help you?

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You're not an asshole for wanting to kill yourself. But you're lying to yourself if you want to do it because you're a kissless virgin

>>715992059
Why are you alone?

>>715991616
Fucking ay, and here I thought I was a total loser. no job, no car, no life, no career goals, and Living off family members, yet I've kissed and hugged plenty of cunts.

Just go to a strip club you fuck nut.

>>715998196
yes.

I totally agree with you, OP

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>>715998185
This is some pretty deep shit right here.

One who started posting completely conscious of the bait, who ultimately took a bite out of it in the end.

>>715991616
brah... i have banged 25+ girls (none hookers...) ... trust me on this one... it isnt that fantastic.... just hire a hooker..

>>715993327
APEX KEK

>>715998553
just in case of the .0001% chance that this guy is serious. and only cuz i was already in the thread.

i usually ignore these threads since he starts off with his same dumb picture. sometimes he'll post one where hes crying.

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>>715998581
Bro, those are beginner numbers. You got to bump that shit up!

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>>715998858
Listen bud, ya blew it, okay?
There's no turning back from here.
You took the b8 m8.
Unfortunately, that was your f8

Feeling lonely sucks. I understand you OP. I ace any words of wisdom, just keep living, even if it's bad right now. You'll find something worth living for.

>>715991616
I met my first girl at 29, married her at 30. Now 33 still married.

The trick was getting past that $50k mark, everything went downhill from there

>>715999113
i will never stop trying to justify my appetite for b8

>>715999286
Downhill?

>>715991616
I'll be 31 in February. I've never hugged a girl or kissed or anything. I can't get a job because I'm afraid of going outside and I vomit when I talk to people. It could be worse.

>>715999641
not in that sense of the word. I meant everything rolled smoothly after.

Wifey is a serious 9/10 (not crazy enough to provide pictures, sorry), we fight all the time, but I've also increased my salary by $30k. She says she loves me and that's why she hasn't left, but I wonder how much of that is the lifestyle. I'm a short dude, 5'4, she is 5'5, pretty much outside the norm.

>>715999286
In Iraq and Afghanistan I was making 120-150k per year. Trust me, you meet the wrong girl that shit can be gone in the blink of an eye. Now I am working in section 8 housing as a security guard. Bitch filed a false police report and cost me my clearance. Now I can't get a contract to save my life. I am about womened out. Haven't seen my son in over a year. Bitch cost me a 15 year career.

>>716000609
oh trust me I fear something like that, like I said in >>716000350
we do fight all the time.

sorry about your loss bro.

>>715999015
I know... only stopped being a pussy 3 years ago.. and 1 of those had a cunt gf who was a 6/10 at best... now i only go 8+

>>716001431
I think I am the old man of this thread. I am almost 40. I had my man whore days. At some point I quit giving a fuck. I live in a college town, the amount of available pussy here is insane. Its just not worth it to me anymore. OP cries about not touching a woman. I wish I had that issue. If I could go back in time I would have just stayed single.

>>716002519
BTW, my son is probably only a couple years then most of you. Guys, it gets better. Quit trying so hard. Get out of the house and meet people. It will come in time. Trying to force a relationship is about the worst thing you can do. Quit caring so much and the women will come naturally.

>>715991616
where do ya live?

Breh you are not ugly, just lose a few pounds and you'll have bitches getting wet over you.

I find it hard to believe that you don't have that much ambition. I lost weight because I worked a shit ton of hours (made fuck tons of money since I had no qt around) lost weight, grew facial hair and had bitches getting wet.

You can do it too.

(get a job in public safety if you want bitches fawning over you, seriously)

>>716004728
This and /thread/

>>716005111
checked

now it's /thread

This comes from the heart, /b/ros; I'm gonna tell you guys how to get girls:

Don't worry about getting a girl.

Start off with direction in your life. What are your interests? Where and how do your interests overlap with things that can actually result in monetary self-sustainment?

Study. Find subjects that interest you, along with things like accounting, finance, monetary management type shit, and study them for their own sake. Then, as your comprehension increases, look to adapt your lifestyle to these things.

Keep girls you find interesting on your radar, but don't get too close. For one, it's creepy; for two, it's just not how you get people to tolerate you. Talk to them occasionally, but only when you have shit to actually say. Don't try to strike up conversation about nothing.

Moreover, be okay with not every one of them talking back. Sometimes they don't have time; sometimes, they just don't give a shit; sometimes, you appeared at a weird time in their life and you got lost in the shuffle. Be okay with that.

Look after your health, both physical and mental. Physical is most important; it bleeds over to mental, first of all, and it opens up possibilities for you to do tons of things. You need to be physically fit. I don't care if you're about weightlifting or calisthenics or gymnastics or w/e, but I'd recommend some marriage of weight training and movement training. Keep yourself capable of learning and developing new physical skills.

Take time to build relationships. You need to vet a chick these days, for numerous reasons (not just because of that feminist crap, also because a good chick is worth the wait of making sure she's worth being around and doesn't treat her men like shite).

On that note, study psychology, to some extent. Learn what movements are indicative of stress, what behaviors are indicative of dislike, indicative of affection, indicative of lies, etc. If you want, point a few of these out to people with whom you're talking (1)

>>715994578
honestly seen much worse, work on your personality. Get girls to laugh and its a sure way to get closer, the funnier you are the better your chances. When women get older they want people who they can have fun with anywhere they go. Looks and sparks will fade in a relationship but personality is what sticks with you.

>>716005987
samefagging this hard

Pointing out behavioral shit like that shows you're paying attention and shows her how you're interpreting her movements and words. Don't assume her behavior belies some mindset, just state that touching hair is indicative of a stressful subject being brought up. Keep open the "why," because the why is the one thing you can't fill in.

Keep a decent work-life balance. When it gets out of whack, you experience stress and you behave as if you're a cornered animal; you lash out. People can see this in your eyes, trust me. I've been there and I've seen numerous people there, and it always looks like a cornered animal, but the emotion's on the backburner.

Anyways, I've covered, what, mental health, goals, physical health, interpersonal interaction, work-life balance, right?

Women come to you when you have all the traits of a person who has their shit together. That's why they like assertive people; they know what they want and they take efforts to get it.

Most importantly, you need to be your own major priority.

When I say that, I don't mean that you need to think, "Fuck everybody else, I'm the only person I care about." I mean that you're the only one you can count on to take care of yourself, and if anybody in this world truly cares about you, they want you to become the greatest you you can be. You should want this of those for whom you care, as well. Thus, you are your first priority, and others can be second or third or whatever, but your well-being must come mainly from your actions, and you should encourage those around you to take similar pursuits for themselves.

>>715997974
mah nigga

>>715991616
cute chick, though. Would slam her face into a brick wall gently as I roughly fucked her in an alleyway.

these fucking threads are always pretty much dead by the time I get round to posting in them; I always had trouble leaving a thread before it 404'd

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>>715992223
Fucking Thread

>>715994578
Money fixes most problems.
You say you have it. Anons have already posted the answers.
Lift, eat healthier, confidence.
I've seen 290lbs obese fucks with 9/10 bitches.

>>715992223
>>716008501
>>716008234
God, I hate people like this.

You do NOT want a chick who's with you for your fucking money. Don't date a chick who warms up to you when she finds out you are stacked.

Only date a chick who didn't give a shit about your monetary status long before she decided to fuck you. You should be interesting first, sexy second, have money third.

Just make sure your money situation is enough to where you don't have too many problems, hence why I said in one of my previous comments on here that you should find something in which you're interested that can result in a decent income, and why I said that you need to have a decent work-life balance.

Chicks who come for money also leave for it. They are fickle, often crazy, and not worth your fucking time.

I'm a borderline deadbeat, but one of the things that I have that others don't is that I'm okay with whatever. I don't give a shit about their past life, I don't give a shit about their sexual history, I just care where they come from so I have context, and where they're going because I want to help them get themselves there. I care about them because they are who and what they are, not because they're a pussy to fuck or anything else.

Certainly, I'll say shit like that while fucking them, but I don't actually think that way. Most of my fetishes are based around Skinner and Pavlov, if that explains my sex life much. Which, I think, is also a bit of a draw for chicks, but as long as you know what you want, it's not a big deal.

Girls like guys that know what they want.

>>716009257
It's not the money that will get him the girl dipshit.
Money will fix shit holding him back.
He's fat
>Buy healthier food, shits expensive

He's ugly
Buy some skin products, a nice haircut, lift to get muscles. Again, that shit adds up.

Has no touch if a woman.
>Degrade hookers and strippers, show him they aren't these magical creatures he might have in his head. Again, expensive .

Last, but not least. A decent Fucking car. That is just for keeping up the ego and looking hot.

>>716009835
healthy food isn't that expensive. Technically, eating vegetarian/vegan is better for you despite being cheaper.

Don't need so much skin product if he's eating less meat and drinking water and juice, because meat and caffeine fuck up your skin

Don't need to fuck hookers.

Buy a car that doesn't stand out. You don't get pulled over almost ever, you don't have to worry about going to a mechanic all the fucking time, etc. You're pretty much set with a six-year-old Camry with 60k-ish miles on it.

>>715994578
id fuck you

>>716010399
Well, you just proved what kind of guy you are .
>Thanks, sincerely, The Type of Guy your Wife/GF cheats on you with.

>>716010600
wait, are you saying I'm the type of person a gf cheats with...?

>>715991616

Continue to live. You may think God doesnt love you, and youre right. You werent designed to be loved. You see, God has His chosen flock. Kim Kardashian, Selena Gomez, the popular 6'2" guy during high school that fucked the one girl you were friendzoned with. God wants his children to be happy, to experience joy and excitement for life. Thats why you exist Anon. You see, how can you define happiness without knowing sadness and pain? By its very definition, happiness requires an antithesis to exist. Your purpose driven life is to be miserable, alone, and painful so that those who bullied you, rejected you, and judged you, can experience happiness by having you to compare with in order to evaluate thier personal worth.

When your true love's boyfriend fucks her deep in her tight ass tonight, his hard cock wont be diamonds because she smells great, has perky tits, or has such a tight butt. Itll be hard because you exist.

I learned this as the meaning of life and i have stopped fighting against the current. I now know that no matter what we do, we will never become the version of ourselves we daydream about. Isuggest you come to terms with this as well.

Good night Anon.

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>>716010795
Saved. you will forever kek in my kek folder anon.

Think your a freak OP?

Im 27 and in love with someone in my family. I look ok and lift. Im pretty fit and fuck plenty of wkmen, but last weekend i wws drunk and snapped an obvious pass at her.

Shes still talkkng to me but damn i feel like a freak.

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>>715991616
>i can't even pay girls to hug me, i tried
If money can't help you, then nothing will. I'm surprised that someone like you managed to survive this long.