Explain to me why Steven Universe isn't the best cartoon

Too many fatties

It's not funny or interesting.

because as liberal as I am, it's the cringiest cringefest of cringey liberal stereotypes to ever cringe

fuck off back to tumblr

because you're 12 and have shit taste

>>715979931
Terrible voice acting. Literally tumblr.

>>715980326
>/thread

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it's cancerous and I cringe at the fanbase AND the show, it was a mistake.

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1/10

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2/10

>>715980427
this. it isnt "progressive" or "diverse" out of some coincidence. its like that because the creators wanted to pander to the tumbler crowd. its fucking ingenuine, inauthentic sappy garbage is what it is

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3/10

>>715979931
this image

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Some waifus are okay, other are garbage.

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OP don't make me spiderman this thread, I will if I must.

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4/10

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>>715979931
Disregarding the Tumblr shit, it's also extremely poorly animated and drawn. There's no sense of a third dimension and all the characters are extremely simple, easy to draw shapes. It's the same shit as adventure time. It's uninspired garbage.

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>>715980972
I'm turning this into a r34 steven universe thread fuck off

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5/10

>>715979931
i agree that it is a good show but it has its flaws like every show does.

but seriously its a tumblr pandering wonderfuck so take this shit to /co/ where they at least more forgiving, /b/ is a place that will tear your opinions up and your asshole

Because you haven't watched Over The Garden Wall yet.

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6/10

I really really like it. It's great, but it's certainly not Batman the Animated Series, it's no Samurai Jack, and I would trade it in a heartbeat for more Symbionic Titan.

And even if it is the perfect show for you, I would hesitate to lionize it too strongly if I were you. Any show can take a sharp turn and become shit due to executive meddling or just plain running out of ideas. See: The Real Ghostbusters and the 2003 version of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Both amazingly good, both permanently marred in the end.

Because it isn't Courage the Cowardly Dog, fag.

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7/10

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>>715979931
Because this

it's good for its porn honestly

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8/10

>>715981098
Why not a general r34 thread?

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>>715981197
I have!
Aside from triggering /b/ and wanting to expand my r34 folder over the garden wall is probably one of my favorite cartoon show ever.

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>>715981383
spedermen-anon approves.

>>715980829
Jasper is top tier waifu material and I'm not even a lesbian.

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9/10

Steven Universe is like Gravity Falls, a gay show for faggot neets who can't go outside. The story is shit, the animation is shit, it's shit all together. Watch a real cartoon like Avatar the Last Airbender, Legend of Korra, Some of the old Batmans, fucking scooby doo, Cory in the house, or even some animes like Samurai Champloo, Cowboy Bepop, or even Hellsing.
Tits of gtfo pussys.

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10/10

>>715981383
this is arguable a better show than SU and i love SU. it doesnt matter that its "progressive" by showing "progressive" people and couple that pander to the LGBT+ community and panderto other races, that doesnt make it a good show. i do agree it handles more mature content pretty well with some great metaphors like sex being fusion but there are definitely better shows

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>>715981790
Thanks man, appreciate it.

meh.It's good when it's good but the creators love fucking around with random people in a town in a show with aliens for main characters. Wish the show didn't have 90% filler

>>715979931

I don't like LGBT in general.

>>715980232
this

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>>715982027
Doesn't your spiderman threadding just keep it alive.

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take your pick OP

/thread

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>>715982148
yeah but it's oh so satisfying to corrupt it with spiderman.

>>715981058
>this
Perspective is nowhere, so it feels like you are seeing them walk on a grid.
Shading is only on the background like in many animations, but at least the others fix the obvious.
The character design is irredeemably shitty.

This thread deserves spiderman/10

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>>715982148

He's hoping to make the thread hit image limit before you run out of porn

>>715982293
damn beat me to it

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>>715982356
Ahh I see, basically never start threads myself.

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>>715982576
Spedermen anon-here with some imagery to go along with that post.

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These

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>>715981654
I liked Gravity Falls but only because of Mabel

>>715981058
Although Adventure time is a good show

>>71598295
Which turned into shit

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>>715982957
I (spedermen-anon) also enjoy adventure time.

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JEW GOYIM SHEKELS OYY VEY SHILLS GOY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j38aX4JxINQ

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OMG YES! I WANTED TO POST THIS!

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>>715983296
ok, spedermen-anon here, what is this all about?

>>715979931
Because its not Cow & Chicken

/thread

>>715983395
take me don congrio

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>>715983510
huh?

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I'm glad anons still have spidey in their hearts

>>715979931
it's progressive. no cartoon should ever influence faggotry. only commom morals and common fucking sense if they dare waste time putting messages into a show.

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>>715983592
spedermen-anon will be here, now and forever.

>>715980427
All actors in the show except Steven have a background in Broadway.

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>>715983673
well said.

>>715981058
Someone doesn't know what an artstyle is
Or what animation is
Granted, the show isn't fluid and is sort of hanky
But the 2D thing is kind of the point, as is adventure Time
You sound like one of those faggots who whined about wind wakers "graphics" when referring to the artstyle

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>>715983928
Good to have more spider /b/ros.

>>715984035
agree. my brother HATED the artstyle and didnt watch it for that reason but then i forced him to watch it and now he loves it

Requesting Amethyst please.

>>715984536
fuck that fat bitch, go look it up fag

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'Cause all of this show's characters could just as easily be featured in an ark of this guy's show.
And they'd mesh together beautifully.

where tthe fuck is amethyst itt?

hottest, most endearing, and most fuckable character of all time

>>715980427
It's
>LITERALLY
>Tumblr

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>>715985317
She is seriously the most disgusting and useless and worthless character in the show.

>>715985317
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>>715984753

Well, I think this thread has either been FUBAR; or that's one dedicated spidy fag cause I've never seen that much in a while. Either way, still entertaining

>>715985317
is amythist the sandnigger girl?
i have some if you need

>>715985503
Yet you like the most obnoxious character, peridot?

And the constantly sad Lapiz?

>>715981448
I agree, Over the Garden Wall is stupidly fantastic and an overall better cartoon.

>>715981654
What's wrong with Gravity Falls?
I found it funny, with an interesting story, and some fun characters.

>>715985621
she's Chicana/Mexican imo, but pls share!

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>>715985577
It's just me, spedermen-anon, I have a whole spedermen folder.

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>>715979931
> all loli threads are secret spiderman meme meetings

Now you now /b/ros.

Thank goodness Mr Spiderman was able to save this thread
Thanks Spiderman!

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>>715985711
I remember loving the spiderman pics but I don't find them as funny anymore. Is it because my tastes have moved on or is it because the new ones suck?

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>>715985711
That's kinda sad, you've been sitting here posting spiderman for 50 minutes straight typing in captchas.

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>>715986091
Spedermen-anon says you're welcome.

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>>715986207
and it's sad that you're still here watching it happen.

>>715986189
Probably just a taste change, I (spedermen-anon) just do it for the good of 4chan and because it amuses me to derail cancerous threads.

>>715981383
Amen to that!

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>>715981654
Korra was a shitty sequel to a genuinely good show.

and the live action movie was complete shit

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>>715986546
Hey, that's pretty good.

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>>715986309

TYPING IN CATPCHAS FOR 50 MINUTES VS TAKING A GLANCE AT THREAD

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>>715986664
I (spedermen-anon) agree, but I enjoy some of the porn that came along with it, pic related.

>>715986478
Yea, I think you're right. I think it's just that I got used to them. I don't dislike them but I've already seen the jokes. What was new and shocking is just hohum now. That's why we need newer and newer memes.
It blows my mind to see memes on facebook. Some of them are nearly 10 years old. I can't imagine how people get enjoyment out of them.

Shitty over used plot evey episode that never reveals any back story, just kinda shoves characters in whenever she feels like it. Also cringey musical numbers done by a 14 year old. Character's voice actors are kind of shit. The show in general belongs on tumblr.

>>715986664
Yep, it is overrated just like SU.

>>715986901
nice

>>715986977
Rule 34 is good tho.

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>>715986842
Why come back if you know what you're going to see?

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>>715987033
Spedermen-anon says thanks!

At least the lesbianism in Korra was incredibly subtle.. unlike SU. where it's blatant, in your face like a gay parade in the middle of San Fransisco.
Plus Korra is hot. Unlike ANY of the SU characters

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>>715986958
I see your point, but again, I do it for my own purposes and goals. (Also: I love Robbie Rotten and that fanbase)

>>715987312
Oh, I don't care: post it all you want, in every thread.

>>715979931
>(hint: you can't)
you sound new

>>715987457
Yeah, just saying. I mean, like what you like, it's none of spedermen-anon's (my) business.

IMAGE LIMIT REACHED, SPEDERMEN-ANON (ME) HAS STRUCK AGAIN! THREAD DERAILED!

>>715987777
QUADS CONFIRMS SPIDERMAN SAVES THE GOD DAMN DAY AGAIN

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>>715987777
Quads for spedermen!

>>715987777
Another day saved by spiderman

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>>715987677
Of course, I just was seeking a conversation on this Indian Paper Mache forum

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NICE QUINTS JEW GOYIM SHEKELS OYY VEY SHILLS GOY
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DIE SHOLMOS COCKSUCKERS

>>715988151
ah alright then

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ANOTHER DAY SAVED BY HITLER

>>715988186
>quints
those are quads.

>>715988186
That was quads dumbass can you not ready you fucking jew?

>>715987777
you are seriously so fucking cringy, you spend hours posting spiderman pics in a DEAD thread calling yourself "spedermen-anon" praising yourself for keeping a shit thread going.

srs go do something more productive. the best part is that you won't even take this seriously because you've already denied everything that i'm saying. why would you do this to yourself

>>715988186
quints means 5 you stupid motherfucker.

>>715988477
go back to /trash/ plz

>>715988477
You seem fairly salty to keep coming back to this "dead" thread.

>>715988417
JEWS ARE MISTAKES
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>>715988484
WELCOME TO /B/ CUCKS.

>>715988477
agreed, hitler is a good person

Fun Fact:::

The SU fanbase consists of

30% Children
70% Autistic Adults

>>715979931
i just want the gems to all have sex with steven right now. or at least take advantage of him and make him cum. Someone should draw that :P

>>715988871
Fun Fact:::

The SU fanbase consists of

100% SJW Cucks

>>715988871
>>715989045
SPEDERMEN APPROVES!

>>715981202
i could imagine her doing that right in front of a sleeping steven... like next to him even.

>>715989108
AND HITLER DISSAPROVES

>>715981383
I was waiting for this comment thank you for this.

>>715989108
cancer

>>715979931
Because Adventure Time, Flapjack, and Home Movies exist so.....

>>715986207
moar

>>715989739
Get out of here salty OP.

It made my son "non binary-poly sexual"

>>715989888
http://imgur.com/a/Ju2Zy
Connie, Steven, Lapis, Peridot

>>715989896
GO AWAY SJW CUCK, AND GOT TRIGGERED.

>>715990622
what would make spedermen the SJW? seeing as I'm stopping an SJW thread lol, is this the Hitler guy?

>>715990736
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD fag

>>715990795
Yup. Hitler guy.

>>715981448
>triggering /b/
>pissing in the ocean of sewage
Wew

>>715990736
OP literally stated that he did this to trigger and get r34 within the first 10 comments