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Waifu claiming thread. Previous: >>715956835 Rules: >Claim

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Waifu claiming thread.

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>>715956835

Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.
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>>715974762
What tuner are you using?
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>>715975320
buttons
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>>715973948 (Makoto)
How'd that mead treat you the rest of the night/morning?

>>715974167
>3 weeks (Misaki)
Wew. I wonder if that's how retirement feels like for some people? Of course, it's always greener on the other side of whatever fence you're on too. I'd kill for that much time off.

>>715974431 (Scarf)
Quebecois as well then? Can't say I know many from there aside from one friend who's now in South Korea and a long time friend who lives in Matane. Your foods are delicious.

>>715974470 (Haruhi)
I'm sure you will, but at least you can relax in the meantime.

>>715974762 (China)
Not very. I'm baritone/bass all the way.
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Claiming Flan
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I remain
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>>715974982
I am not! I was even drunk yesterday and didn't get lewd!

>>715975060
Am not.

>>715975320
>Schrodingers panties
I can do this too.
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>>715975407
A regular microphone one
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>>715975513
That's because you weren't talking to me~
I mean..
uh?
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>Tfw reading gun magazine
>discover that I'm a school shooter
#knowthesigns
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Okay, I shall hereby claim my waifu dorky dim Cirno.

>check the 9s
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>>715974470
>>715975575
I'll keep you in my thoughts and prayers. Don't drop out on us lad.
>>715974713
>>715975407
Whew your exams aren't over yet? Let's hope that goes well.

Not much my dude. 2 1/2 weeks till break is over, and my schedule is depressingly clear until then. I better pray that my friend is in the library tomorrow because literally everyone else I was friends with here moved back home for the break, even my autist army friend who came to the range with me.

Shit is really quiet. You?
>>715975491
Yep. It was originally just over 4, but it feels like a year has passed already. I was just telling Karen about it. (read above)
>>715975380
Sup
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>>715973948
>>715975491
>responding with full sentences and a paragraph
feels good returning to thread after being gone for like half a month

>>715974713
god damnit FUCK YOU IMA LEWD KAREN, now i have to respond thanks man now i had to change my response i was planning to go for a whole 2 threads at most man also check next reply
vvv
>>715974827
AKBAR

>>715975048
you could say its very ELECTRIFYING
(get it cause pcs and phones use electricity)
>pic semi related

>>715975683
shut up you drunk bote

>>715975775
wite boi
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>>715975804
what 9s?
>hikage
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>>715975775
fucking bolsheviks REEEEEEEEEEE

All I want to do is fucking put some steel down range and maybe attract a redneck 3d waifu and these faggots have to attack us like that.
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>>715975903
Yeah yeah I get it.
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>>715974762
Id find out if I could open my mouth wider than a finger width.
>>715975513
Dont forget me! I can do that too!
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>>715975491
A tad dehydrated, and oh man it made sleeping a pain when I finally had to. But it was a fun and HIGHLY productive night.

>>715975683
>You
>Lewd
You mean spooked, right? :^)

>>715975775
NO GUN, YOU CAN'T TAKE YOUR WAIFU TO SCHOOL LIKE THE REST OF THE KIDS!

>>715975903
Wha?
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>>715975804
Fuck off Cirno is mine
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>>715974470
Unfortunately I can't have any pets here.
>>715974713
It's a very nice picture.
>>715975491
Yup. People from the Gaspésie talk funny.
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>>715975903
Okay ;-;

>>715976063
F-fuck
You figured me out!
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>>715975974
Ikr, I just want to go on a date to my private range with some qt who wants to pull my trigger :^]
>>715975903
Aylmao
>>715976063
SHE DESERVES TO LEARN WITH ME!
>try to shoot up school
>jam
>mfw
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>>715975943
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goSH DARN IT I NEVER GET THE NUMBERS RIGHT

>>715976077
If only dubs were trips ;-;
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>>715975839
I wish I had alcohol. How about you
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>>715976249
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>actually for real
UGH I AM AN IDIOT CAN'T REMEMBER THE IMAGE EITHER
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>>715976088
Aw
>>715975839
I'll be fine
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カラミチーマス

>tfw threads are too fast that I actually have to pay attention
>mfw
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>>715976249
I've claimed her since 2002 fag
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>>715976028
NO YOU DON'T NO ONE DOES

>>715976063
you said allahu, so i said akbar

>>715976118
yea thats right you filthy slut

>>715976187
AAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY LLLLLLLLLMMMMMMMAAAAAAAOOOOO
we wuz ded maymays n' shit

>>715976249
>>715976405
you got only one nine for your efforts, CONGRATS!!!
>but now check out these 5s
>yugioh_season_0_yes_but_check_out_this_5_of_diamonds.jpg

>>715976653
not really rn
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claimed
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Are these like a 24/7 general where everyone already knows each other and chooses to stay on /b/ because of lethargy?
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>>715975903
I was rused after all. Oh well, I'm relatively new anyways. More people in the threads is always a good thing.

>>715976063
>going to sleep dehydrated
That shit sucks. But some water or a bit of gatorade helps prevent some of the fallout when you get up if it's a hard night.

>>715976088
Yeah, it took some getting used to, but I can't really talk since I sound more Texan than most. The drawl is thick.

>>715975839
I know that feeling. I avoided home during the holidays and stayed on campus, where I usually saw more deer & elk than people on some days. It was absolutely dead, had to keep myself busy or I'd be doing nothing besides sleeping away.
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>>715976345
we could share my bourbon
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Rate my cat/10

-Mavis
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>>715976816
8/10 chair
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>>715976816
Cute fluffer/10
>>715976777
yeah pretty much
>>715976734
WE WUZ OLDFAGS N SHIEEET
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>>715976816
wrong thread mate
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>>715975432
Small bote
>>715975491
Hey Houki sorry I fell asleep after that last post you made last night. Glad to hear the little one is doing good!
>>715976053
Chefbro
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>>715976734
They're too fast for my liking. Posts about five minutes apart feel cozy. Ten minutes is relaxing.

>>715976815
10/10

>>715976816
8/10 not a Siamese
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>>715976118
That's what I though. :^)

>>715976187
NO GUN NO! NO JAMMING YOUR WAIFU!

>>715976734
But you are not Snackbar!

>>715976807
Eh, I was already mostly sobered up by the time I went to bed, so there wasn't a hangover when I woke. Was gunna try this hangover prevention stuff I picked up while buying the mead, but it smelled like fucking aloe vera, couldn't deal, so I didn't bother.

>>715976816
Fluffy as fuck/10
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>>715976719
>
Keep trying, but you won't win! I don't back down that easily.

>>715976734
OH BOY IS THAT GOOD?

>>715976748
happy to see a frand from around my area
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>>715976734
Stop cyberbullying 2016

>>715977047
Big bote

>>715977163
I'm sorry ;-;
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Okay, Vegemite actually isn't that bad when you don't put too much on one piece of toast or whatever you're putting it on. I probably wouldn't buy this stuff again though.

>>715976816
Would probably be the death of me/10.
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>>715977777

Can we get it?
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>>715977246
Ignorant newfaggot
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>>715976815
I know I do.
And I don't want to share, I want it all to myself
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>>715976816
>
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>>715977777

Come on
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>>715976489
I think I would go for a dog anyway.
>>715976807
You guys speak funny too.
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>>715976816
So black/10

>>715977047
No worries, I went to sleep maybe 10 mins later myself. Probably the best sleep I had in a while at least. Daughter is running circles right now, but she'll be ready to knock out in a bout an hour. How's it going for you tonight?

>>715977163
That crap is vile, never worked for me. I always found it better to eat some soup or a good breakfast to settle the stomach down after a rough night.
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>>715977777
I AM STRONK

IF GET, ALL MUST BOW TO ME
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>>715977777

FUCK
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I genuinely hope there's a get in this thread.
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>>715977777
HECK
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GAS THE KIKES
HANG THE NIGGERS
NUKE THE SLIMES
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EYE AM NOT A BAKA
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>>715977777

Damn.
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>>715977722
im gonna get it
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>>715977163
Its not on purpose!~
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>>715977521
no you can only have some after all IT IS MINE
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>>715976966
we new teh histury of wayfu n shit

>>715976807
welcome to the R U S E C R U I S E

>>715977072
>5 and 10 mins
>not 15 and 30 mins
rem cmon man

>>715977163
i also didn't waste alot of money on a now broken car :^)

>>715977246
>
maybe if you post the pic of your cirno print you made the could win too

>>715977283
>stop bullying in [current year]
>not getting your bully practise before 2017
i see your stupid bote
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>>715976345
Some weed would do fine, actually. But the only guy I know who has some never texts back so I'm probably SOL.
>>715976489
:3
>>715976807
All the people I met on campus are gone, period no exceptions. I miss them, actually. Even if most of the girls were already married, too attractive or too weird for me to date.
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>>715974035
>>715976807
Digging around for White Elephant stuff. How about you?
>>715974167
>>715975974
Misaki. What's up?
>>715974431
>>715976088
Well, you do post scarves, so yes, it does seem fitting.
>>715976816
Mavis' kitty a good kitty/10
Has she gotten fat? I remember her being skinny.
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>>715977790
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>>715977790
eeeYYYEE AM THE STROOONGEST
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>>715977648
Either one is nice I just prefer cats
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>>715977663
Kek, sounds cute. I'm doing good. Got all my finals done grades should be in tomorrow. Now for that sweet break.
>>715977283
How's the bote doing?
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>>715977790
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>>715977985
No deal
>>715978014
It's Hikage
>>715978024
I don't smoke weed :(
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>>715977283
Naaah, you're fine bote. But for reals, my lewding days may be over.

>>715977413
RIP Karme, can't even deal.

>>715977663
That's the stuff that works wonders on sun burns. I doubt it'd be that good against a hangover.
Funny that, I had some soup after like, 14 hours of nothing but alcohol. Think it helped.

>>715977903
Suuuure it's not.

>>715978014
>Implying broken
Nigga, that shit still drives just fine. Hell, I still drive it everywhere without problem!
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>>715978014
I usually enjoy threads that last six hours.
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>>715978242
well if you change your mind there is always a glass full here
I'll keep enjoying mine meanwhile
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>>715978134
What do you like more about them?
>>715978027
It really is. I couldn't find any of Shiro though.
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>>715978319
I want to lick Rem's vagina through her panties whilst she's asleep.
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>>715978014
WEZ GONNA BE KANGS N SHIEEEET
>>715978251
I always thoroughly maintain my raifu!
>I love maintenance <3
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>>715975320
I want to sniff Kyoko's feet after a long battle.
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>>715978447
tbh that's what I want to do to you anon.
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>>715978251
>implying you didn't have to fix it up several times

>>715978242
it's alice, and yes you do smoke, you're just a blackout smoker

>>715978319
you got me there

>>715978469
we wuz gunnah beet the wite fokes n shit
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>>715978380
I'm not sure what makes me like them so much it might be how my cat will curl up around me even though I'm pretty sure a dog would do the same
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>>715978380
I have this very tiny one. I'm sure I could dig around for another one.
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>>715978251
Not my fault I'm horribly allergic to cats. I love the little fluffy bastards, I really do, but I physically cannot be in the same home as one. It doesn't end well.
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will this become a thread now where two to four anons battle over cirno using bad fanart?
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>>715979139
ye
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>>715978141
As much as they drive you up the wall sometimes, we were all there doing the same stuff once. It's all good fun though. Make sure you enjoy that break, it's a luxury once you're out in the real world.

>>715978251
Yeah, they sell all those aloe vera drinks at the local Mexican markets here. Never could stand the taste of them, all I can think of is lotion and sunblock. Soup hits the spot since you get all that salt and water back into you. Every cuisine seems to have one of those hangover soups to get you back in the game.

>>715978716
Confirmed, both of my dogs make excellent foot warmers.
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>>715978716
I think cats are better at doing this since it's all they do.
>>715978783
This one works just fine.
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>>715978658
>tfw negroes
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>>715977648
Yep, we do. I don't knock anyone who has English as a second language, it means they speak one more language than most.

I can only pick up on bits and pieces of French since I speak Spanish, but that's about it. If I ever went to QC outside of Montreal, I'd be in for an adventure.

>Houki
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>>715975600
I mean give the name, so we can compare results, I've never done it before

>>715975839
Yeah yeah they are, just haven't gotten my grades yet because of some missing documents, gonna head over and ask my advisor for them.
Games and stuff, yo, games all day and all night with a bunch of friends, passes the time well and comfy as hell. GOnna spend the rest of break like this, probably.
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Snackbar @ Makoto

>>715975903
Get rekt kiddo
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Merry Christmas you niggers.
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>>715979924
Silly, you're not supposed to exist in these threads. You were gone long ago.
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>>715979574
kek

>>715979794
i see you really want this
>


>hikage
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>>715979924
Black widow
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