ITT: We poorly describe games and other anons try and guess what

>>715969212
Feminazi : The game ?

>man
>racing

>>715969429
F-Zero?

>>715969429
>poorly
>give two fucking basic words who can be everything

>>715969212
Tomba

>Escape Jail
>Broken Bridge
>Work For Mafia
>Looking For Ex GF
>Kill Her

Australian animal spins near fruit

>>715969634
Ding! Next one:

>Collect eggs
>Dino villian

Crazed meth cook shoots people

>>715969857
spyro

>>715969669
GTA 3

>>715969822
Crash bandicoot

>>715970138
Winrar

>a lot of fighting
>crazy old dude comes in
>preaches about peace
>takes sacred scrolls from people
>disappears
>everyone fights again
>crazy kinda-hot asian looking bitch comes in
>crazy bitch turns fighting into an official tournament
>before tournament starts she uses her magic to get the scrolls back, combines them all and then turns them into 3 swords
>whoever wins the tournament gets the swords, the swords are all powerful and can do stuff

kill invertabrates with stuff from the garage

>cousin lets go bowling

>>715970089
Yep, well, Spyro 3 to be specific. Next one:

>Oppose religious figure
>Racist tone
>Kill self

>>715970246
okay, try this one
>wake up with three mens
>you're gonna be beheaded
>you escape with one of these mens if you're not a cuck
>you go for a village with him
>his sister tell you to tell why you escaped to a noble dude who sit all day long in his castle at the nearest city from the village

>>715970631
skyrim

>>715969212
>flaming pile of shit

>>715970631
Skyrim

>>715970631
Skyram

>>715970591
Bioshock infinite?

>>715969212
terraria

>>715970928
Winrar

friend falls in magic water
becomes animal
run around collecting trinkets

>be amnesia filled terrorist
>fight some dude with mother issues

black DJ
skates

21st birthday find bomb
weird black snakes come out of your back
must kill uncle and cop

>have that one "friend"
>is heavy addict
>he sold your story
>could have made shitloads of moneys
>forgot to sign contract then
>refuses to do so now
>need money for getting back your other friends and kick some pink losers ass now

>>715971539
JSRF

>>715970486
GTA IV
>>715970356
was it sacred blade or something like that? i remember it as a fighting game where when you win you get a ending of you (x fighter) with the sword

>we're all tanks

>>715971833
Seek and Destroy?

>>715971684
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>>715971833
world of tanks?

>bang bang pew pew
>playable protagonists definitely underestimated
>stop the launch

>>715971871
HOW THE FUCK IS THAT THE FIRST GUESS!? yes... correct.

>>715971882
when YOYO betrayed us... OMG >:(

>>715971923
Because it was a really good game

>poor controls
>Bruce willis

>>715971545
the darkness

>>715971978
too fucking right

>>715971757
It was Cardinal Syn. Have you ever played Cardinal Syn? SO FUN.

>>715971999
thats correct

>>715969212
check em

>>715971965
my nigga was just captured by the noise tanks, he didn't really betray us

>mountain
>"I'm DJ Atomica"

>>715971980
>Bruce willis
apocalypse

>>715971980
fuck IDK hitman??

>deathstar but robots instead of death

>>715972095
burnout

>>715972177
nope

>Space
>The market for metal is booming
>The market for crystal has crashed.
>The market for crystal is booming
>The market for metal is booming

>>715972081
shit, ya didnt beat the game om original xbox. been meaning to finish

>quintuple amputee taking the news quite well

>>715972152
Commander Keen 5

>>715970246
Skyrim?

>>715972305
nope

>"I was starting to think that you were gonna leave me behind."

>"That was my first thought, but your arse had all the C4."

>>715972152
terminator? lol

>>715972261
eve online?

>>715970631
Skyrim my dude

>Wake up on beach
>Go on journey with summoner

>>715971920
to make this basic
>40 seconds

>>715971396
Final Fantasy 7

>>715969212
country invades country
noble heirs outlive the king
nation in ruins, need answers
recruit allies, even in difficult times
defeat the ultimate evil
prince pushes back army and defeats tyrant
princess warns other countries
the bad guy only did what he did
to protect his countries people

>>715972388
Nope

>There's a war
>Got to kill the enemies

>>715972382
nope

>>715971980
Die Crab

>get a gun
>shoot some people

>>715972289
literally did all the post-game graffiti and everything, i got 100% on that shit.

been my favorite game of all time since.

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Stuff happens and things are created..
War and trade!
Shit happens,
people die
Find candy
??????
Profit

>that thing... you know... when you go to sleep?

> hot crowbar action

>>715969212
7.8
too much water
too many abilities
too many memes
the power of science is staggering

>>715972438
Fable 3

>>715972344
wolfentstien - new order
I believe

>>715969212
>Mech fighting tournament
>Murder
>Tournament goes on
>Murders continue to happen
>Murder murderer in mech
>Become champ.

>>715972622
Half Life 1 or 2

>shitloads of guns
>but the second one
>brutal endgame if you have no friends

>Mammal
>carries reptile in backpack
>kills evil witch

>>715972683
nope, nice try though.

>General trying to take over the world
>somehow bribe aliens
>eventually they turn their backs on him
>This gun is heavy

>>715972431
Nope

>>715972719
Both are fine anon

Alright boys, how bout this shit?
> be Police officer
>Have bloodthirsty husky as K9 partner
>get called to construction site
>find dad dead
> go around city killing people and the mayor to find dad's killer
>dad's killer is my buddy on the force

>>715972095

ssx tricky?

>>715972755
Ratchet and Clang ?

>>715972344
modern warfare

>>715972698
Wrong, but it is an Xbox 360 game that takes place in 2011.

>>715972651

portal 2?

>>715972862
nigga bingo

>>715971396
KOTOR

>Spawn
>Get instagibbed by tryhard or teammate
>Map
>Repeat ad infinitum

>>715972519
postal?

>>715972855
no, but interesting

>>715972753
bonjo - kazooie but...
>reptile
what?

>>715972906
nope
portal games didn't have enough water...

>>715972755
metal slug 3, best one of the whole series

>>715973017
ORAS?

>>715972852
close enough, ssx 3

>>715970831
call of duty ghosts?

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>>715973041
Bingo my friend

>Came out this year
>Complete trash

>Some bitch gets kidnapped
>Bust my ass off and several lives to save her
>Bitch just stands there after I beat boss
>No nookie, or any form of gratitude
>Credits

>>715972994
Winrar,
Birds are reptiles baka anon

>>715972806
dead to rights

>stab the other one

>>715973213
NMS

>>715973221
Mario?

>>715973067
yes
I would have also accepted RSE

>super mario brothers 2
>turnips

>"Ahhh....much better now!"

>Take selfies
>Kill everyone
>Lez out

>"winter has arrived"

>"liberate these peoples"
>murder them in their thousands with ariel talents
>still the hero of the revolution

>>715971311
Jak and Daxter.

wwhhaaatttt???!!!!

>girl died
>kill these black monsters
>android!?

You guys won't get this one

>plumber defends his land from Russian invasion
>build up a resentence an fight
>profit

>>715973379
doki doki panic

>>715973294
Mario, Zelda. Basically any NES game

>Racing game
>Pick up misc contraband and take to checkpoint
>Pop
>Dune buggies and shit

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white hair, kill demons

>everyone has a potato face
>very pretty
>close doors
>stop right there criminal scum etc

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>a bear is cleaning toilets for crack


If you can't guess:
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>Commuism
>Catchy soundtrack

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>>715972438
never gets called in these threads

>I'm fast as fuk boi
>It's treasure hunt time
>fuckin low tier gundams
>raising children then racing them
>live and learn

>>715973668
devil may cry

>"light and shadow..."
>"You can't take them down with just a gun!"
>annoying little girl following yoy and getting grabbed by creatures

>>715973678
oblivion

>>715973739
Command and Conquer: Red Alert 2

>>715972438
Sounds like Fire Emblem

>>715973782
sonic adventure?

I'll go easy on you

>AAARGOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>715973787

>>715973820
Could be but nope

>Jaaasoooon
>Shaaaaun

>>715973888
Trips are correct about series, care to name any specific game?

>really stoned
>Lots of words, music and shit
>Bright colours and movement
>Fall asleep
Great game

>>715973891
shadow of the dwarf.

>>715973889
Correct
Specifically 2(best sonic game ever made imo)

>>715973739
Papers please

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>>715973488
bingo nice one

>some weird dude killed a bunch of russians
>Weird dude has his ass in jail
>4.5 idiots likes weird guy's job
>Try to replicate
> Idiots killed by a druglord that things he can fly
>Then rats

>>715973990
The Sacred Stones my nigga

>>715974065
Nope

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>>715973819
Yes!

>Italian receives invitation hoping to fuck
>leaves with a cake

>>715974163
SM64

>>715972431
still fits perfectly >>715972772

>>715973660
jak 3 or whichever had the damn dune buggies

>>715971396
Remember Me

>best spinoff Nintendo ever made
>Game Grumps currently playing it

>>715970631
u forgot the killing a chicken in a village part

>go to the store and bring groceries
>shit went out of hand
>fight demon creatures

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>>715974237
winrar

>>715973593
shadow the hedgehog?

>>715972398
Final Fantasy X?