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Just bought a Powerful laser says 1000mw/1W. trips decides

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Just bought a Powerful laser says 1000mw/1W. trips decides what i do with it.
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stick it up yer arse, fagwad
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Turn it on and point at your eye.
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shove up ass. turn on.
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find a bug if there are any still alive and kill with the laser
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>>715964613
point it at tissue post pics
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>>715964613
>Shine in eye
>post pic
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>>715964613
Draw Hitler for me,if you can.
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>>715964866
Reroll
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>>715964613
Shine it on your thumbnail for 15 seconds, post pics.
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>>715964866
>>715964910
>Hitler9s
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>>715964892
OH,i'm sorry.I thoght that was a pen.

Kek
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laser in your ass and turn it on
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hold open eye then point it directly at your eye and turn it on.
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>>715964966
reroll for hitty
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>>715964613
put it in microwave at on. i wish i had enough money to purchase one in my country but they would never be called into it
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>>715964613
Put a sign in front of your house genital wart remover and charge people to burn off their pecker warts.
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>>715964613
Burn a tri force into your cock

>>∆
>∆ ∆
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>>715964996
this
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>>715964996
reroll
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111
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Stick it up your arse and hold down the button for 4 minutes and 59 seconds
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shove up arse
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burn your nutsack with it, record it and post nigger!
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>>715965029
What country
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Pretend to be a sniper
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>>715964613
point it up your ass, see if you can see the glow from the front.
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>>715964996
this
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>>715965101
Shine in eyes post pic faggot
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>>715964613
Go to the nearest airport and point it at planes
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>>715965120
this. hold on sack for 5+ minutes
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222
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>>715964613
Burn an animal with it.
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>>715965102
This
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Put it away
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point it at airforce one.
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Use it on a whiteboard to teach >>715965029 english.
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>>715965233
Reroll
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leave eye open and shine in eye. record it and post video
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Batwing your nutsack and shine the laser through it.
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>>715965120
re roll
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>>715965102
Still this
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>>715964613
Pooper
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>>715965211
damn, if you were just a split second faster you would've won
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>>715964613
Turn it on and point it towards aircraft, post results
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>>715964613
stick it in your dickhole and turn it on, must keep on for 5 minutes
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>>715965308
Roll
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>>715965233
One more time
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shine it in your eye for 10 seconds
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Point at airplane
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>>715964613
I have the exact same one, its a shitty chinese made knock-off, so best thing you can do with it at this point is insert into anus
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>>715964613
Kill some camera's
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>>715965308
roll for this
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>>715965079
>Reroll
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>>715965308
roll
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>>715965446
roll
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Shine it at your mushroom tip for no less than 30 seconds.
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>>715964613
Shine it at things.
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point it at some police officers
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>>715965308

SATANIC TRIPS CONFIRM.
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>>715965308
Reroll
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Burn a god damn harmless animal
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>>715964790
Reroll
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>>715965079
Roll three
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>>715965308
this
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>>715965459
And you will know that my name is Jamal as I lay my cock upon thee
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>>715965665
fuck me, again.
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shine in eye for a minute andrecord and post a video of it
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>>715965594
re rool
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>>715965594
only if you're not white though cus otherwise they would just shine lasers back and it would turn in to white dudes having fun
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777 and you shine it up your dickhole
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>>715965308
THIS but record video and post
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Point it at a plane
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>>715964613
Give your dick/clit laser surgery
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777 shine up the dickhole
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Stick in pooper brah
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>>715965708
reroll
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>>715965308
Rolling for this!
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>>715964613
Pooper
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>>715965755
>>715965788
Fucking idiots
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>>715964613

Shoot it in your pisshole for 2 minutes

Post results
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>>715965832
This
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>>715965832
Reroll.
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>>715965878
This
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>>715965878
this
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shine it up your pisser
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Pooper
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trips and you kill yourself OP. laser does not need to be involved.
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>>715965832
Rollerino
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point it at a plane.
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Shove in ass
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>>715965962
rell
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>>715964613
Point it at your computer's screen for at least 2 minutes.
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>>715965878

This
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Stick it far up your ass to the point where it hurts, then keep it there for the amount of time this thread took to get trips x1.5
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>>715964613
Return it and buy a plumbus. I keep my next to the stove so all my meals are delicious.
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Burn your fucking eye
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Give yourself lasik
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>>715965996
reroll
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shine it at your pet's eye
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shine into each of your eyes for 30 minutes each eye. Eyelids open. Also start a video chat room and share the link here and allow us to watch.
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Put it away and leave 4chan forever
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Point it directly at eye and turn it on. For two minutes. Then pour gallon of milk in ass using a funnel..
Post results.
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>>715965996
Rolliinn
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>>715966110
reroll
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Stick it up your ass mate
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>>715965878
This
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>>715966130
Good advice
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go to bed
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>>715966150
this
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>>715966130
OP here i'm considering this one
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>>715966120
reroll
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>>715965878
Roll
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Shove up ass
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>>715965996
pls win
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>>715966060
This
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>>715964613
Point it at airplanes until you get arrested.
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>>715966120
reroll KEK please bless us
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>>715965996
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Shove in pooper
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>>715966227
OP here, you're a faggot. I will deliver unless it's something life threatening.
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>>715966060
Rolling
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>>715966120
rerolling until win, please KEK
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>>715964613
Point it at someone for exactly 5 Seconds.
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Sit in your car near Gas station... Point it at someones gas cap as they are refueling with this look on your face out the window.
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>>715965878

yeah defs this
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Point it at your tongue for at least 1 minute.
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>>715966060
Rollinng for this
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Stick it in your ass making sure the laze points outwards and swing it like a light saber
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Throw away
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>>715966359
Make it 20.
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>>715966060
Rolling for trips
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>>715966120
THIS

Kek
e
K

Roll
o
l
l
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>>715965996
pls OP
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Point it into pets open eyes until blind. Then lol at how dumb it is for walking into walls
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Shove up your ass, clench and write Hitler did nothing wrong on a piece of paper with laser
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>>715966391
Reroll
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>>715966474
Roll
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>>715964613
burn poo poo hole
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Turn it on in your ass
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Eat
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make a sandwich and eat it. and them play with your lazer
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what are the mathematical odds of getting trips?
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>>715965962
Rollskie.
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Go outside and shine it at an airplane or helicopter
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heat it up on the stove then turn it on and sear your dick hole shut
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Return it and find something better to do with your free time instead of playing with laser pointers
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>>715965996
rollin for this
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>>715966391
This
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Suck
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>>715966554
god FUCKING DAMN IT
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>>715966603
ROLLING BRUH
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>>715966060
This shit...
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>>715966474
Fucking Kek roll
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>>715966359
Reroll
>>715966554
Also So Close
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>>715966391
This
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Return it
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>>715966447
rr
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point at plane fgt
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>>715966603
bump
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Go to a school and shine it on children..
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>>715964613
go to a mall, throw it to the ground while screaming you are the king of sexual agressors
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>>715966391
Rolling for this
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Rolling for 6 6s shine it at airplain cockpit
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>>715964613
What kind of batteries does it take and where did you get them? I bought one but can't find the right type of batteries.
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Blind yourself
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>>715966603
bamp
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>>715966554
bum poo poo hole, OP
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>>715966669
So close to glory, yet so far.
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>>715966666
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stick a metal fork in a power outlet
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>>715966714
Rolling for this KEK
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Tape it to your dick and start shinin people with it in public
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>>715964613
I have the exact same laser mate, bought it off wish.
Point it at a plane.
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>>715966583
depends on when you post. but assuming it was copmletely random (which it isn't) i think it's 1/100
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>>715966709
This
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>>715966474
Rolling for this
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Point it down your dick and keep it on for 30 seconds
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>>715964613
look directly into the beam
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>>715966063
what the fuck i that?
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RETURN IT
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>>715966889
>>715966889
>>715966889
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How dificult can be get tríos faggots? Come on, Point at a bus driver and record it.
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Rolling for a dildo-laser
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Tape the button down and stick the whole thing inside of you for 20 minutes.
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>>715966120
do it faggot
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Put it on your forehead so long, until you get an indian dot.
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>>715966060
hnnnnngggg
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Burn a Swastika in your roof.
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>>715966866
Reroll
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Take a dump and shine it at it
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Shine it in the toilet and see how far the beam will reach
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do absolutely nothing
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Shine into neighbors houses. Post reactions.
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SEND IT BACK
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Throw it at a passing car
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Point it at your tv screen for 45 sec
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Defeat Frieza. Only trips can stop him from blowing up the Earth.
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>>715966999
WINRAR!!!!!!!!
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Burn a cock on your left ass cheek
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>>715966999
wow, wasted, he's obviously not going to send it back.
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>>715966999
winrar
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Point out an alien space craft
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>>715966999
Fuck
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>>715966999
Winrar
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>>715966391
Re roll
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>>715966999
...
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>>715966999
ur such a fag
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>>715966999
WINRAR
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>>715966999
Welp
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>>715966999
Winrar
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>>715966999
You fucking asshole
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eat it
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>>715966999
Winrar?
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>>715966999
fucking lame. go suck a cock
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>>715966999
WINNER
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>>715966999
Lol
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>>715966999
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point it at plane
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Shove it up your ass and shine the beam out your mouth
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Shine at planes coming in to land
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>>715966889
Rolling for this.
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>>715964613
time to deliver time stamped return or no balls
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>>715966999
Nahh
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>>715966999
No-fun-allowed-man
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>>715966999
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>>715966964
Roll
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Shine it directly in your eye
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>>715964613
>Shine in peoples eyes while they are driving
>point it at the same spot on someone and try to burn them
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Put it in a subway sandwich and then into your oven at 450 for 30 minutes
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>>715967295
Reroll
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>>715966999
Better deliver OP!
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>>715966877
a plumbus you pleb cunt
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>>715966391
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>>715966999
FUCKING WINRAR
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your thread sucks OP just shine it up your dick already
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>>715966999
>kek
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>>715964613
Don't point at aircraft. Others have gone to prison for 15 years!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEHy-vPYKTc
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>>715966391
>>715967391
Holy shit. Roll.
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>>715967478
So that's how I get free health care? Mark me down.
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Timestamp
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>>715966391
rololol
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>>715966666
Test
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>>715967620
You have to return it fag
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>>715966851
What wish had these?
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>>715967652
newfag
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VAPE with it you glorious faggot
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>>715967673
nahh
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>>715966391
>>715967391
Holy f****** s*** I didn't even notice
>>715967530
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>>666666666
Test test
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>>715966969
This
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>>715967620
Return it! You made the deal now follow through pussy.
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>>715967726
how does that happen
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>>1
Kek
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>>2
Kek
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>>715967831
nahhhh
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>>715964613
I bought the same laser last year for $10 in Ecuador. It kicks ass!
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Use it to make your wiener glow
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>>715964613
Shine it in the eyes of the most muscular cop you can find
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>>715967692
<Test
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>>715967915
True. got mine of ebay
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>>715967892
>>715967875
>>715967652
such newfaggery
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Shine in dickhole
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Break into neighbors place.
throw in Garbage.
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>>715967980
rolling accept make sure he is black and yell racial slurs at him, it'll lighten your prison time
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return it or fucking kys OP you suck at this game
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>>715964996

you're fucked OP
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>>715966603
Trip 3s?
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put it in the microwave
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>>715967893
Op a confirmed faggot who refuses to follow through yet still post..

Abandon thread.
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>>715964613
Put it on your bed, take a pic, and kill yourself
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Stick it in your rectum
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Sodomize yourself and film it
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>>715966391
Roll
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Shine it up your nose for 60seconds and become Rudolf
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