Secrets Thread What's your secret? Mine: I want to fuck

>>715922000
I wanna eat your chocolate doodie.

>>715922161
I want to cum on you man tits

>>715922000
I got gang raped by monkeys at the zoo and i liked it

>>715922000
Why is that a secret ?

>>715922371
Pics or didnt happen

>>715922000

i'm develloping a fentanyl addiction for no reason, i dont even like the effects, i just take it because it lets me waste my spare freetime - it makes no sense

i come home from work, and start smoking it until its pretty late in the night, then i go to sleep.

it fucks everything up, i dont go shopping things i need, i dont cook anymore, i stopped fapping, i stopped watching youtube vids, i dont go visit my friends anymore, i stopped to go training and i dont get enough sleep anymore. i just smoke(or puke when it was too much) and dont do anything at all.

i cant explain to myself whats the reason

I play with my penis.

I dont touch myself at night.
Just fapping with no hands.

>>715922519
It's his mom.

>>715923736
You were already self-destructive before you took it. Now you have a physical excuse.

>>715922000
if youre talking about my mom i will slit your throat OP :)

>>715922330

I had a trap cum on my man tits. Once.

>her tits were magnificent

>still not gay

>>715923736

You know that President of the Philippines who has been having drug users shot in the street? Thousands and thousands of them. Shot with no due process.

Turns out he's a fentanyl addict.

Go figger.

Wonder when someone is going to shoot him in the street for being an addict.

>>715922000

nice dubs

>>715922000
I know the truth about aids. I know it's a fake disease. I know it doesn't really exist. I know people, mostly blacks, are fasly diagnosed with aids so they have access to more welfare so they will vote democratic.

>>715922000

I'm having dinner tonight with a chick I used to fuck on the side in college. We're both married and haven't fucked since we got married. I think she wants to fuck this time. We'll see.

>tl;dr: want to fuck my married ex-side-chick tonight

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>>715924619

thank you for comign to 4chan Kary Mullis

>>715924672
You're going to regret it if you through it it anon.

>>715924716
Says the SJW white knight

>>715924768

I'll regret it if I don't!!

>I've fucked many many many women since married

>no regrets

>>715924857
No one wonder you left that out then. Boring (but fun) secret.

>>715924187

i wasnt self destructive(or at least not that much), i was pretty much doin well in my life.

i cooked food every sunday so i had something for lunch during the week, usually i bought smaller things on wednesday and went to training on tuesday. and visited friends 2 - 3 times during the week or went to the cinema with them.

but since i started to visit my drug addict i seemingly adopted his lifestyle.

>>715924384

i didnt know that, i hope he overdoses some day - that shit is awful, very mild euphoria but very harsh nausea
and hes a liar

I failed first year or UNI and didn't tell my dad, don't know if my Dad thinks it's my lasat year or not. Praying that he asks me the question 'This is your last year right?' and I say 'Nah i've got one more' and he just goes with it.

>>715924619

I laugh because it's low quality b8, m8.

>>715922000
I went to fuck a 12 year old girl from California

>>715925939

did you? fuck her

>>715922000
Let 2 random guys come in my ass, then a third, while the third ate his and unknowingly the others cum out of my ass.

I'm also currently tracking my gf's every movement with her phone cause I'm paranoid and she has no idea.

We ha sec all ve rets ?

>>715925985
Sorry that typo is very misleading.
*want not went
I'm still formulating a plan on how to win her heart. She's 4,000 miles away and famous so it'll be very hard :/

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>>715926449

ohhhhhh. stalker.

we'll be reading about your arrest

not judging, but you know.

>>715926782
Nah I am well versed in California's cyberstalking laws and I'm still in the clear for now.

>>715926993
>for now.

oh, I know. you'll be getting arrested when you come out here to try to meet her. wonder how entertaining the details will be. will you break in to her mansion and hide under her bed and they'll find evidence you cooked yourself a grilled peanut butter and banana sandwich first?

again, not judging. we can just see where this is headed.

>>715923736
Find someone you can trust, tell them you have a problem, and ask for help.

>>715927451
I'm not some creepy old autist who doesn't know how relationships work.
I'd have to meet her and befriend her.
Get to know her, eventually take her out to the movies, shopping at the mall, get ice cream etc.
Nothing that involves anything against her will.

>>715927997
and if she doesnt like you or things you're creepy?

>>715927997
No your not creepy or old you just love a 12 year old girl 4000 mioles from you and your in California so that would be Canada ? Come here we lock you sick fucks up for more then 3 years and you will probably get beat so bad b guards and inmates by the time your 10 years is up you will be braindead or suicide when you get the chance so please come here so we can save some more girls.

>>715927997
>>715928400

on second read he said wants to fuck he does not even love her and is definitely autist those guys are into retarded shit. for no reason at all.

Me mum car'd my friend in the back of my finger.

>>715928265
Well then that'd be a bummer but I can't force her.
>>715928400
Sorry 3,000 miles, I'm east coast US

>>715929406
KEK.
so that changes all the other bad stuff that was just written?
oh its 1000 miles closer I'm not creepy old or autist now I fixed it guys durrrr.

I doxxed a girl whose nudes get posted here regularly. Trying to get more wins from her, if I do I will share them with my /b/ros. If I don't I'll post her info here for you to have some fun with.

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I don't love her but i love her tits and sucking on them all the time.

>>715929630
I'm just saying. I'm a pretty normal college guy.
And there are girls I go to college with that are far less mature and far more bitchy than some 12 and 13 year olds.
So that's not a problem

>>715929967
What is her cam name I talk to several of them and have folders.

>>715930077
more man her tits are great

>>715930195
It is not about mature it is about brain development you idiot.
Why not go date a retard who has the capacity of a 12 year old ? you would get called sick and a pedo for that too but it is not illegal.

>>715930570
You mind explaining to me what you mean by brain development that doesn't mean maturity?

I fucked my cousin literally the weekend before last.

I just wanted to tell someone.

>>715931154
greentext

so oneday i was with a bunch of friends and like the edgy shits we are we decide to look up how to sacrifice your soul to kuthulu and i willingy volunteered to sacrifice a portion of my soul

>>715931154
>be 25
>her 27
>go to a party
>be drunk
>sex

It honestly wasn't even great or fapworthy.

hooked up with my mother in law twice.

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I have been worshipping this girls feet for more than ten years. I see her at least once a month. Whenever I show up at her place, she's waiting for me to start licking her soles and sucking on her toes. She often texts me to see if I'm available to come over and suck her toes. We've both had multiple relationships since this started. Yesterday I was using a ped egg on her feet to make them softer. I licked all the dead skin off of the couch and from her foot. I snorted a line of dead skin from her other foot. She's blown me once and I've cum on her feet several times. I eat her pussy until she cums and then she'll give me a hand job. I always worship her legs and ass after I'm done with her feet. She's fingered my ass while I've jerked off in my chastity cage that my wife makes me stay locked up in. I secretly gave a key to the girl who's feet I worship and I pretend to my wife that we lost it.

I'll never stop.

I've been hooking up with another girl for about 6 months now. Never thought I was bi but it just happened. I feel really guilty about it and several times I have come close to telling my husband but I'm too afraid to. I tell this girl I can't do it anymore but when she calls I'm like a moth to a flame.

i fucked my significantly younger neigbour

>>715932209
damn man your story made me cum.licking feet and ass are my favorite things

>>715932209
i did the feet thing with a guy 20 years ago. it developed into more and i'm afraid some day my bf will find out

>>715922000
Guy that fucks his trappu step brother here. Anyone want another story?

>>715932774
What are your ages? Just curious

>>715927997

kek

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I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.

>>715932911
i am 25 and she's 10 years younger

>>715932209
Let's see some pics of them feet, anon.

>>715932898
Please anon.
Ages?
When did you first start fucking?
Does your dad know?

>>715933124
Very jealous.
Could you greentext the story please??
It would be much appreciated.

>>715933320
It started when he was 16 and i was 19. Nah, neither of our parents know.

>>715930740

Maturity is how you act has nothing to do with age or how formed your brain is. do you have a dictionary handy we can start in the a section.

brain development is exactly what it sounds like I drop a kid in a locked room he freaksout . an adult looks for a way out.

Ok what words are we learning next loser pedo creepy autist you need to learn those next.

>>715930740
If you cant even know that difference who dresses you ? and how in-developed is your brain? I guarantee my 10 year old knows the difference.

Just wow fuck humanity we have these literal retards nowadays I remember when people had common sense. What is brain development please just stay away from your family since you do not know that my 10 year old is a better baby sitter even after you take away the autist and pedo from you as she would know what to expect kids of different ages to do.

>>715933510
I'm a hebephile, no a pedo, so maybe we both need a dictionary.
So you say "maturity is how you act"
Then your analogy of locking a two people in a room, the kid freaks out but the adult thinks of a way out...
Is that not how someone acts?
Will a mature person not act appropriately?
You're splitting weird hairs that aren't there...
I mean I suppose we could look at cerebral cortex development vs the other parts but that's not exactly relevant

>>715922000
I made some teenage boys strip naked for my job once. I'm bisexual and involuntarily got aroused. I feel bad about it because they looked sort of embarrassed.

>>715934068
Yeah why does the adult act like that has his brain connected its cells together through brain development and yeah you want to fuck a 12 year old if she lived next door you would rape her like all sick fucks that get obsessed I think we should kill you for thinking about it.

>>715933414
I remember you from yesterday. Tell another story. And old are you two now?

>>715934068
Oh my god brains get hard wired guys holy fuck man if you just have a lump of untrained unconnected cells they don't do much of anything hence babies. and you.

Here retard analogy again for you if I throw extension cords in your basement all over the place plug fuck all in how much electricity is your brain basement sending?

>>715934068
ok now I plug 5000 cords in of yours but you have millions down there awe we running at 100% yet?
hmm no?we are around a kid ability maybe around 12? who's skull wont be hard for another 10 years?

>>715934367
You seem pretty angry. I would never hurt a little girl but I'm sorry you were molested as a child.

>>715934386
I'm 25, he's 22.
Step bro and the anime convention.
>never really got anime
>little bro is a fiend for it
>dad says he'll slip me 50 if i take him to the anime convention
>gets us a hotel room
>fills up my gas tank
>gives me 50 bucks
>lil bro is so excited
>we show up at the convention
>he runs around different booths
>takes photos with cosplayers
>happy as can be
>"big brother! Can we go look at costumes?! Pleeeeeease?!"
>laugh and he grabs my wrist
>drags me to the costume area
>his eyes widen
>starts running around squealing randomly at cute costumes
>finds one he really likes
>pink and frilly like a doll dress
>matching wig
>he talks about it the entire first day
>doesn't have enough money
>we end the first day going up to the room
>he tells me how happy he is
>we 69 on the bed
>second day he is still on about the costume
>fuck it
>he'd look so cute bouncing on my dick in that
>here... go grab that costume you like.
>give him the 50 dad gave me
>he squeals and runs off
>we go up to the room
>he shakes slipping into the frilly dress
>i help him with his wig
>he stands in the bathroom looking in the mirror
>i lift the back of his dress
>he giggles and pushes his ass out for me
>we watch ourselves fuck in the mirror
>he cums hard
>i grab his hips and jerk him back on my cock
>cum pumping into that tight butt
>he blushes
>"i want to do something really dirty..."
>like what?
>he pulls up his panties
>we go back to the con
>cum leaking out of his tight ass the rest of the day

>>715934841
Yeah I am mad my sister was and it destroyed her life I'm not sure if me and my brother where we where young it was mostly daily ass whoopings and standing by the fridge cuz you got up to pee at night or giggled at a joke your sibling said.

My daughter is very mature but that does not mean she can wear lengerie

>>715935448
Look I really am sorry, but I'm not talking about doing a 6 year old who won't remember it.
I'm would never do something with a girl who wouldn't be able to consent.
I'm talking about a 12 year old who dresses and acts like an adult.
I know plenty of females who lost their virginity to their boyfriends when they were 14 years old.

>>715924857
so regrets either way.
one could have consequences and the other?

>>715936108
Was there boyfriend in there 20's 30's or 40's ?
and buttering and training them or was there boyfriend also an inexperienced kid?
She was not 6 all 3 of us where alive she was 10.

12 year olds can not give consent can you consent to a surgery I'm going to give to you ?

If you where waiting for details there is not any you just gotta consent to it. its called taking advantage of some poor naïve innocent girl and training them it is highly illegal.

At least a rapist acted in the moment not pre planned and stuff.
If she is 12 and dresses like an adult her dad is probably a creepy guy California I won't be visiting ill stick to florida for vacations I guess.

>>715935448
>lengerie
eh?

>>715936108
That boy has next to no idea what he is doing and your trying moves that manipulate some adult women like being overly nice and sweet and caring to get them.

She has no experience or defence against these things is it making some sense now?

Hard to protect yourself from something you have never seen or faced if you think about it right?

Im in college and havent had sex since i joined. Three years ago.
I only know dudes and the few girls i know have bfs.
The lack of pussy is tearing me more than it should

>>715924289
It's gay

>>715933095

Nobody even knows what that is.

>>715932696
your husband might be into the idea. I would be.

>>715930077

looks like a young flip whore I fucked once. man was she stoopid and an awful whore, but them titties were nice

>>715931846

still a good win

think it will happen again? have you talked to her about it or seen her since?

>>715932174

details anon. for the love of god, details.

>>715932696

do you love her or is it just sex?

>>715932898

dramaqueenattentionwhore

tell a story or don't, faggot

>>715938798

faggot doesn't know how to google

to older guy from California
>late 30's from KS
>new to masturbation
>want to sex all the time

I only dated my ex so I could touch her daughter when she was asleep.

>>715922000
see
>>715942372

>>715933510
>is how you act has nothing to do with age or how formed your brain is

incorrect

yes, you can have a 12 year old who is mature for her age, but she can still only have a certain level of maturity.

>>715934320

what kind of job do you have that you can plausibly make boys strip?

>>715938470

>still not gay

>>715941570

she was super inexperienced. very unprofessional.

we fucked on a mattress with no sheets. she literally set a timer to watch the clock.

she never had condoms. would call just before and ask if I coudl bring some. no idea what would happen if I hadn't.

she made stupid every day conversation while I was fucking her. I don't expect pornstar level dirty talk but "so do you work around here?" isn't the best thing to say when someone is paying to fuck your pussy that very moment.

She was so inexperienced that she was priced at 50% of the market. So even though she really sucked at being a whore, she was still quite a damn bargain to fuck an 18 year old flip with awesome tits for $80 an hour.

Oh, last thing about how stupid she was, she used her personal cell phone in her ads, and you could google it and come up with her real name. Yeah, she was a community college drop-out, found that out too by googling. No surprise - she was dumb as a box of rocks.

>>715942646

and did you and how did that turn out?

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>>715935387
wat?

>>715924672
>>715924768
>>715924857
>>715924768
>>715924967
>>715936732

I'm edging all afternoon to get ready for the date. if we fuck I won't have much time so I want to cum in that pussy as fast as possible. normally I fuck for an hour before blowing, especially her.

> be me (male Straight) 16
> my best friend (male) (16)
> night hot in the pool
> He suck my cock
> Fucker all night
> we never speak about it

>>715945226

>still not gay

Me and my mates dress up like monkeys, go to the zoo and rape zoo visitors. At first they act all unwilling, but they love it.

>>715945473

>still not gay

I'm in love with my best friend's girlfriend, she considers me a brother to her and I call her my sister but to me she seems like far more than that

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>>715945607

friendzone forever

>>715922000
I really want to fuck two of my cousins.

I wonder at times what sex with my mom would be like.

I want to fuck my fiance's three closest friends.

>>715946396
Pretty much.

where you at, OP?
KS girl here

>>715922000
Imy a straight guy who likes to hook up with traps and cds at least once a month on craigslist. Feels amazing not having to worry about pregnancy and breeding their asses

>>715946665

getting any vibes from any of them?

I'm getting vibes from one of my cousins but she's only 6 so that isn't going to happen... for another 12 years.

>>715922000
When I was 20 I fucked a 72 year old

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I'm a urophile, a hebephile, and I kissed a 15-year old girl two months back.

>>715947705
das nasty

>>715947705

how did his nuts feel on your chin anon?

>>715947810
Don't regret it, I have a thing for older women

>>715947781

thanks for coming to 4chan R. Kelly

>>715947898
Twas a madam

I've fucked 40 guys this year. No stds.

>>715947262

both getting ready to turn 18 in the next 6 months. wrestled around in the pool a few times with one, sat on my lap and bounced up and down, wrestled a few times but too much of a beta to try and take it further. last year i heard she got in trouble for giving out handjobs on the back of the bus so it might not be too hard for her. the other one's a stuck up bitch and ive not really talked to her for about 8 years.

>>715947951
You greeted me the same way yesterday.

>>715947705

trying to think of the oldest I've fucked. When I was about 30 I fucked a LOT of women who were in their 40's and even 50's. I think I got up to 58.

Now I know some of the asian whores I've fucked have been mega-ancient, but only because other people found out. they look a lot younger than they are. someone said one was in her 60's, totally looks 45. best fucking blowjob ever and great rimming too. damn I miss her.

>>715947968

oh, so you paid her?

>>715947968

any of those grannies want to be double teamed? I'm in

>>715948092

cause that's the thing

>you do know that right?

>>715948165
No, you don't fuck madams at brothels. I met her through my sister in law's grandmother.

>>715948123
She was the oldest I've had my a lot. Most other women I've had never went past 60. My current gf is 43 (I'm 22 now).

>>715942372
Why r u new to masturbation?

>>715949109
>my sister in law's grandmother.

love it

>>715922000
I want to fuck someone that society says is wrong to fuck

>>715942372

there she is. older cali here

how many times have you masturbated since yesterday?

>>715949901
so taboo, so edgy.

Femanon and I dreamed of fucking my brother last night. It was very graphic and now I can't stop thinking of it

>>715950858
What happened in the dream? Did u cum? How old r u and him?

>>715950858
first time you've dreamed that? Would you live it out?

>>715923736

I feel you bro. I don't use the same stuff, but I drink just to let time slip by. I visit friends less because of it, and because I visit friends less, I drink more. Talk to some friends you have, and tell them. I did. It supports me a lot.

I'm slowly becoming addicted to prescription drugs, mostly ritalin. Shits the only way i can get energy for stuff, and it makes you happy as fuck for a while.
Without it im nothing more than a waste of human anatomy

>>715949976
Twice.
And hello. :)

>>715952288
What's ur record for most orgasms in a day? Also, what made u start so late in life?

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>>715922000
Six years ago (when I was 14) I met a 28 year old woman with three kids online from out of state who later came to meet up with me, knowing my age. Ended up having three nights of really terrible sex for $450.

I think I murdered someone when I was younger.

>>715923736

Sounds like you're punishing yourself. Maybe you're just a masochist and haven't embraced it?

>be me
>be 9 a years old boy
>be having a friend in class
>he wants to meet up at his house after school to play together
>we would be home alone
>we would play ''the james bond game together'' where we basically just act like we were in a james bond game/movie (we always played the ps2 games lol)
>he wants to be james bond
>he says he wants me to be one of the hot girls (forgot her name)
>i weirdly agree
>he gives me his sisters bra and panties, tells me to undress and put those on
>after complaining i somehow agreed again
>he would ask me to get in bed with him
>he is naked
>we cuddle
>he then makes me the little spoon
>he keeps grinding against me with his dick against my butt
>I would make moaning sounds
>we would get out of bed when his family would almost get home

We would do this like one day a week where he was home alone for like 2 years. We loved it. One point he even kissed me in bed and force his tongue into my mouth. Furthest we've gone tho. But after 2 years we weren't in the same class anymore and never decided to meet up again.

A meteor landed in my back yard, it isn't very big, only about the size of a football. It has a very subtle glow and after I hold it for about an hour, I am able to lift objects that weigh a lot (like my truck)

I haven't told anyone about this, but plan to experiment and see what else this rock can do for me.

>>715953231
put it by your dick!

>>715949867
I never cold get into it before now
>>715952643
See above

My girlfriend's vagina tastes sour

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>>715953231
I call bullshit Anon

My wife fucks her brother and sends him nudes and Im about to watch them fuck with a spycam I have set up.

I plan to post it on her facebook and move to mexico and live off of my savings for 3 or 4 years.

>>715953489
Well I'm happy that you've found the hottest thing u can do yourself! What do u usually masturbate to? Do u like younger men?

>>715954119
How do u know she does this? Wanna post it to /b/ too or share over kik?

>>715954119
If you do it you are bienvenido here, if you lie I Will fund you and kill you.

>>715942372
Hey there. I was the guy from East KS, near Kansas City. I posted my email, but haven't heard from you. Did you still want to talk?

throwawayforb2016 AT Gmail.com

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>>715953810
I call bullshit on your bullshit

I have pissed and jizzed in just about every beauty/health care product of my female roomate's. I love watching her use her mouthwash and talk about how her shampoo leaves her hair so soft. If only she knew...

>>715954219
I have mspy installed on her phone and caught her sending nudes back and forth. There was one time my brother in laws girlfriend told me he had pics of my wife on his phone. I just chalked it up to him being a perv or has a fetish. Some of the texts talk about fucking when I go to work tomorrow night and the kids stay at her moms.

>>715954555
Why don't u use this to try to fuck his gf?

>>715954799
She looks horrible

>>715922000
I had an affair with a married woman, put her wedding ring in her pussy as I nutted. Took it out put it back on her hand and forbid her to wash it until the next day

There's this girl I desperately want to fuck. She's got it all; everything I like in a girl.

She has a thin waist, that leads to nice hips. Her hips are wider than her shoulders, which to me is a turn-on. Her breasts are small, but not so small you can't get a good handful. They're just a little jiggly, just enough that it's cute when they bounce.

Her thighs are a little chubby, but in the good way. Just curvy, not actually fat. They're just round and look nice and soft. And her ass, it's definitely round. Like a perfect bubble butt. It looks amazing. I want it all over my face.

She's blonde, which is definitely my thing. That soft, almost pale blonde hair that curls and swirls, stopping just shy of her lower back. It always looks wild, like she was getting fucked bareback just moments ago. Yeah, blonde with big, bright green eyes. Her lips are full and always look a little wet, and her cheeks are freckled and always seem to be just a little flushed.

Never knew God could bake a twelve year old like that. And, Lord, am I tempted to sin... I'll be in hell before the year is done.

I cheated and I want it to continue

>>715946665
pics?

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>>715954401
I call bullshit on your bullshit on my bullshit

>>715925298
How hard is uni and what are you studying? I'm afraid I'll fail
>>715932696
More details please, green text?

I lost my virginity to a 13 year old girl. When I was 22. She wasn't a virgin.

I stole over $7000 from my dad without him noticing it, then he died next year and I inherited all his money.

>>715933095

1888 you dumb shit

I fucked a mother and daughter together at the same time in a threesome and it ruined their family. I had no bad feelings about it....

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I'm in love with traps. Every time i think about sex its always a female face with a dick. I actually think i just might be gay. I'm gay.

>>715922000
check em,
nice 000 trips OP.
I'm schizophrenic and going to an hero soon.

>>715955555
check

>>715955555
checkdddddd

>>715955555
You're gay and so are your quints

>>715955579
You're gonna kill yourself because you're a schizophrenic or something else?
>>715955433
How can a 13 year old not be a virgin? Was she a slut?

i fuck my sister every weekend, yes i love incest

>>715955555

Lo and behold, quints reveal the only honest trap loving faggot on this fucking board.

I let mine friend fck mine GF and they made short films for me, i loved it a lot but gf told me shes not feeling good with that, she said that it turns her out but she feels bad after...we almsot broke so now i developed a new fetish, i love the scent of mine bodyfluids, also i do anal with mine dildo and i love shemales.

>>715955784
> Was she a slut?
Yeah probably. I mean a non slut wouldn't just put a guys dick in her mouth while he was asleep.

>>715955148
pics?

>>715955530
I gotta hear the green text of this story.

>>715955924
Woukdnu share the vid over kik?

>>715952288

hello again Kansas.

>>715955784
I just dont see whats the point in living, its about complicated existentialism theories tbh. so I don't know if its because of schizo or not, but I'm quite insane. gonna an hero mostly because life generally sucks and nothing makes me feel good

HELLO WORLD!

>>715924571
those are trips retard

>>715956198
She told me to delete them...

>>715922000
ongoing relationship with gf's niece and her friend

girls are whores young these days =/ =]

>>715956404
But u r smart and didn't?

>>715922000
we all want to fuck your 38 year old woman from kansas, that's not a secret

>>715956399
>>715956499
check em
sehr gut doppeln

>>715956499
do u fuck them together? What happened the first time u hooked up?

I'm 29 and lost my virginity to a prostitute 2 days ago. Shit's overrated, fapping is better.

I accidentally ran a prostitution ring.

>>715956110
I can't be bothered to green text it due to mobile but...

Was dating a girl and fucked a few times. One drunken night at house party her mom was really wasted and coming onto me. Nothing happened but my gf was laughing at it. Next month I kissed her mom in a quiet drunk moment. Few months later just the three of us were drunk and really wasted after a family party. I was fucking my gf and her mom walked in on us. Gf said don't stop so I didn't. Mom got in the bed. They fingered and 69ed. Few hours later I convinced them to double blow me. Came over their faces together. .

>>715956624
haven't fucked either, they are much younger butttt it's been slowing progressing...

>>715954555
mspy is great, I wish you didn't have to jailbreak the iphone to get full usage from it. I had it on my wife's computer and phone for a while and it worked like a charm. When do you think you'll get the vids? I kinda want to see this.

>>715956754
HAHAH 0/0 didnt happen

>>715932696
More details please.

>>715956742
more info??

>>715955071
Would love to hear this story.

>>715956754
Awesome, but how did it wreck the family?

>>715956556
Deleted ;(

>>715957340
Wrecked the family because it made it awkward between them. I ended up splitting with gf because of it and she went into therapy

>>715952288
>>715956272
>>715942372


older Cali back again. Had an appointment.

>>715957601
That's a shame. You know the only reason it wrecked them is because society has told them it's bad and they should feel guilty.

I hope I finally get some closure with her.

I messaged her earlier saying
>I meant to ask if you want to do something next week. I'm free for Monday if that works for you.


Hopefully I get some sort of definitive yes or no

>>715954435

if she does find out, it could be felony time and sex offender for life

http://usnews.newsvine.com/_news/2012/09/26/14113760-man-convicted-of-putting-semen-in-co-workers-water-bottle-pursues-appeal

>>715957697
Maybe. But they both went off the rails for a while. Mom went crazy and alcoholic. Ex gf started group fucking random guys. I just loved the memory of fucking them both together kek

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I made this pic, and people are stupid enough to believe it's actually her.

>>715955439

so you stole from yourself. I'd kick my own ass if I were you.

>btw, he knew and was very disappoint son

>>715957158
Long story short I used to rent myself out as a sexy maid or sexy what ever on craigslist/backpages. There was no sex. My roommate and boyfriend decided they wanted to do the same. They ended up finding a couple of girls to work with. The boyfriend would find clients for them and I kept my own. I thought they were doing the same as me. Which was mostly cleaning in sexy lingerie. Turns out he was pimping them out. The only reason I found out was because a detective tried to finger me for it.

I peaked at my Xmas present and now I have to figure out how to pretend to like it.

>>715955530

did mom and daughter play with each other or did they just focus on you?

we need details. for science.

>>715955908

why hasn't she reported the rapes yet?

>>715958261
See >>715956754

>>715956399

nice trips yourself retard

>>715958184
I'm more impressed with the huge gap between her vagina and asshole. Most girls almost touch

>>715958435
Those are dubs you fucking idiot

>>715957601
Was that the first time they hooked up? Had they given each other oral before? Did they cum?

>>715958559

nice dubs you fucking idiot

>>715958694

they HAD to have done it before. mom and daughter don't just casually start 69'ing because mom walked in on her fucking

>>715958559

5dubs. sweet

>>715958694
First time yes. It happened twice after that. First time oral and they both came yes. Second time the mom fisted my gf

>>715958819
>First time yes.

not buying this bullshit. especially the fisting.

>you had us, then you lost us with your faggotry anon

>>715958799
Too many dubs

>>715958926
Op of story here. That fag reply wasn't mine

>>715959133
No I'm the OP you fucking nigger but yeah that wasn't me.

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I ate my own poop.
And I learned to love it.

>>715959405
So what happened?

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>>715922000
When no one is home.

And I know they won't be back for a while.
I do this...
Pic related

>>715923736
how is it like to be high on fentanyl?

>>715959839

you monster. I know this is /b/, but we have to draw a line

I have a secret wife in Africa. Not a wife FROM Africa. No. A wife IN Africa.

>>715960744
I'm about to go overseas and I'm probably going to do the same. Although I'm likely going to divorce my wife in the States anyway.

>>715953557
sounds like poor hygiene. no offense if not the case

>>715960744
How did that happen? How often do u se her and what's the sex like? So u have a wife here too ?

>>715960882
I "married" her last year and I'am thinking about selling all my stuff to secure the best food for the tribe until i die.

>>715932696
Tits or GTFO

Regularly shared my ex gf with my friends in group fucks. She's not into it but I am and she went with it for the last year we dated

>>715956285
have you tried drugs?

>>715961093

Do you plan to have Manchurian candidate baby with her in Africa, then pretend he was born in America and have him come here and become president one day?

>>715958438
damn

>>715961093
She's tribal? Interesting. I'm thinking I'm going to hunt down a girl I met in Uzbekistan, but I might find one in Thailand instead.

>>715958248
did you like it at all?

>>715961054
I am 32 and i had no holiday since 4 years because of work. New company and stuff. Much work. So i could take all my holiday time of the last 4 years last year. ~ 4 month. I have no family and just 2 close friends so i decided to do something i would probably never have the time to do again in life: travel the world. After some research i was able to live with an african tribe for nearly that 4 month and i got a wife there and impregnated her. I had to give them ~1200 dollars (+-) to live with them. The oldest daughter of the tribe lived in the nearest city as a teacher (only one of her tribe who didn't live with the tribe fulltime) and as a tourism leader. So she made the contact with her tribe to let me live there. They accepted me there because they are friendly and i payed literally their whole food (bought on the market).

>>715961376
I'am from Europe.

>>715961764

can still work. put fake birth annoucements in American newspaper

>>715933095
You are Connor MacLeod

>>715959416
There's money to be made there, dear.

>>715961173
I want to share my gf with my friend. Only guy I really trust, but I want to watch them fuck in front of me. I want to sit next to him and pass her head back and forth as she blows us. I want him and I to give her a 4 hand massage. Fucking shit is so hot sharing your girl with a bro.

>>715961619
How was the sex ? What part of Africa?

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>>715922000
>Mine: I want to fuck a 38 year old woman from Kansas

Are you talking about a specific woman, or do you have a very specific fetish?

>>715962282
Took me and ex over a year for her to agree it. Either do it drunk like we did our keep dropping hints. We did a 7 guy gang bang when we were drunk

>>715962282
Yes it is , I want the same thing .. u wanna talk about it over kik? I want to see her cum on a really big cock that she can barely handle...

>>715958094
She wouldn't charge me. But im pretty sure she'd lock her shit away.

>>715961611
She got me a $60 telescope. I've mentioned before of wanting one but something of that price range is basically useless.

My coworker molests me when we have company events and she gets a bit tipsy. I don't go to HR about it because I like it. I'm a girl.

>>715961054
Oh, i didn't answer to the sex question. Well i could choose a wife. They literally lined up. I chose the one with the cutest smile. She was the daughter of of chieftain of the tribe. So i lived in their house. The beds were...mh...let's call them camp beds. First two nights i did nothing expect hugging. Then her sister (the tourism / teacher woman) asked me what's wrong. Bla bla bla same "room"..."it is her dad and mother also there" blabla. So third night we had sex. After some days i chose some other positions than missionary. Some days more have passed when i introduced them (dad, mom, my wife) to cowgirl and the dad introduced me to anal sex. At the end of my journey we tried to impress each other with crazy positions we made up in our head just because to impress. We had sex every night at the end of my holidays. The dad also had this song on his lips while he made sex to his wife. I still have it in mind and his other daughter (tourism woman) told me that it was a song about the harvest.

>>715962940
Why would you go to hr about a company perk?

>>715963311
Because I am supposed to report all violations of company code of conduct. Now I feel like a bad person for not reporting.

>>715922000
I fuck escorts on a weekly basis, and my mood improved dramatically since I started doing this.

>>715923736
How do you dose safely? I've read that shit is mad toxic.

Fucked my co worker in a club a few years ago. Others asked us about it but I never admitted it. She was the best fuck and blowjob I ever had. Tempted to post her face up for b anons kek

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>>715932209

>>715962990
So u fuck the wife mother and father in the ass? Do they always have orgies?

>>715962465

LOL. Very specific woman.

>>715962763

I have a $3,000 telescope I never use. collecting dust in the attic.

Merry Fucking Christmas, anon

>>715954119
Solid plan man, sounds fun.

>>715962990
>dad introduced me to anal sex.

I bet he did. Did your asshole bleed after?

>>715962990

this is by far The Most Believable Post I've Ever Read on /b/

EVER