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Dubs decides what company's live chat we message.
Pic not related, but enjoy it anyways.
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>>715913720
rockstar games
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im just here for the lulz
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Chevrolet
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>>715913822
WINRAR
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>>715913822
Aww yiss, here's the link
https://prechat.chevrolet.com/prechat.xhtml?channelID=a9dk6f
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>>715913890
How does this work? What do i select as my issue?
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Just put your name and select "shopping for a new vehicle"
Ask about their sports cars and how many keks /hour they go
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>>715914034
meant for >>715913975
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Here we go
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bump for interest
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Microsoft
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>>715913720
Currently talking to some sweet girl named Julie.. im in the market for a new sports car
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AANTV
Tell Jeremiah he's an asshat, from me.
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>>715914450
Post progress, anon!
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I think they are on to us
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>>715914713
Ask about keks /hour man
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This is fun
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>>715914874
solid 7.5/10
made me laugh
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Kek
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hehe
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she's not giving up
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Abu Bakr Al-Baghdady:10:01:37 AM
Chevrolet - Shopping for a new vehicle
Connection established.
Welcome to Chevrolet
Connecting.....A live chat agent is now entering the chat.
Jason:10:02:02 AM
Hello! Thank you for contacting Chevrolet today. My name is Jason. How may I assist you today?
Abu Bakr Al-Baghdady:10:03:23 AM
Allahu ackbar I am looking to buy a new truct to get around without having to worry about Kafirs being able to stop me. What truck do you believe would be best for jihad?
Jason:10:04:26 AM
I am going to have to end the chat session now, due to irrelevant language. If do have any questions about our Chevrolet products, feel free to chat in again any time. Have a nice day!
You have been disconnected from the chat session. If you require further assistance, please start another chat session.
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Not very helpful...
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No new electric car for mr. Pre Cum.
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>>715915551
poor mr. Pre Cum
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WAT DO
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They end the show right after kek is mentioned
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This is legitimately fun
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Stop clogging the lines, faggots.
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Kek
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Can someone cap the thread so i can post it on all those '4chan is shit nowadays' threads
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Get my shit fixed, scott
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I feel kinda bad, but this is fucking hilarious
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Still funny as fuck!
She claims she can so me lol.
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>>715916123
>Mi Chevy Spark está haciendo solo el 20 kek/h
You should at least not speak broken spanish to make them think you're an actual immigrant
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dammit scott
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Didn't even respect my country's age old unit of distance..
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>>715916286
i only know google translate. also - blow me.
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>>715916264
Oh shit, they're cracking down
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>>715916264
Apparently they send that message if you type any word in caps
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>>715916385
top lulz
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LIVE CHAT
Disconnected
Aleister Crowly:7:10:56 AM
Chevrolet - Shopping for a new vehicle
Connection established.
Welcome to Chevrolet
Connecting.....A live chat agent is now entering the chat.
Juliann:7:11:15 AM
Hello, Aleister! Thank you for chatting with Chevrolet today! My name is Julie, how may I assist you?
Aleister Crowly:7:11:45 AM
HI I'm looking for a car with good mileage.
Juliann:7:13:02 AM
Wonderful! The Cruze is our most fuel efficient model that is not a hybrid or electric vehicle! Are you looking for any specific features?
Juliann:7:15:18 AM
Are you still with me?
Aleister Crowly:7:16:29 AM
I'm glad you asked. Do you know if I can use my Bluetooth on the cruze.
Juliann:7:17:46 AM
The audio system that comes standard on all trim levels of the 2017 Cruze does feature the Bluetooth capability that you're looking for!
Juliann:7:17:50 AM
How soon would you want to be driving your new vehicle?
Aleister Crowly:7:18:56 AM
Today
Juliann:7:19:36 AM
Wonderful! Have you talked to a dealer about this purchase yet?
Aleister Crowly:7:20:08 AM
Not yet.........But does the car from with kek?
Juliann:7:20:25 AM
I am going to have to end the chat session now, due to inappropriate and irrelevant language. Have a nice day!
You have been disconnected from the chat session. If you require further assistance, please start another chat session.
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>>715916385
>Vin diesel
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>>715914198
Posting in ebic cringe thread.
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>>715916385
I spat my drink out
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Scott, you were supposed to help me.
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Include me in the screencap
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Somebody needs to screencap this shit.
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i need to change my name they just shut me down whenever they see the name
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>>715916438
Props for Aleister Crowley.
Love him.
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>>715916666
epic quads
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The fuckers went offline?
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Waiting for Agent
Waiting for Agent
Waiting for Agent
Waiting for Agent
Waiting for Agent
Waiting for Agent
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Connected to Agent
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>>715916323
Kekekek
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I feel like a dick. We probably made them take a early lunch.
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>>715917092
Those motherfuckers
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Back in business.
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Kek we got them offline
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my infotainment is not showing me what I need to know tiffany!!
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flawless
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>>715917320
why didn't I think of that? I like it
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>>715917320
Kek
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They are growing some balls!
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>>715917384
why thank you
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Capped it:
http://imgur.com/gallery/DV4Sj
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Time to migrate to a new live chat, dubs once again decides
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>>715917450
Legend
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>>715917526
New thread?
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>>715917526
Itv
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>>715917526
It's time
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>>715917664
Ask if they have battletoads
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>>715917715
The fuckers disconnected me. He might've remembered his encounter with Suk Mike Hok who might've had the same Vin Diesel line.
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Vodafone
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>>715917751
re-roll for EA - I fucking hate those bastards
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>>715917526
How bout some medical shit?
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>>715917844
WinRar anyone got link?
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>>715917844
This
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>>715917751
Rolling for EA
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Actually I think EA don't have a live chat open to anons.. You need to log in and shit
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>>715918066
Well shit.
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>>715917844
winrar!
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>>715918066
Rockstar
We ask if they are going to remaster battletoads
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We need a new thread or some boys with a lot of drive
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Start again guys, EA don't have live chat.
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>>715918270
link?
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>>715918066
Then roll for Comcast. Tell them everything keeps getting redirected to porn and the tv channels are all porn or some shit.
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>>715918320
Fuck, you have to sign in
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Someone just post a fucking link already and lets get this shit storm started
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Reroll for silkroad
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https://discover.mormon.org/en-us/contact/chat/?gclid=Cj0KEQiAyuPCBRCimuayhb3qqvwBEiQAgz62kX0jILfdwlhFJlWaca1uEQOGq9RNza6CnaIwXQjsfmEaAkYr8P8HAQ&cid=99115544&s_kwcid=AL!3737!3!158805031821!e!!g!!live%20chat&ef_id=VoHgYwAAAIeLb9ZJ:20161220155703:s
Fuck up those Bible bashers
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>>715918603
Rollin for this
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>>715918688
winrar
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>>715918603
Reroll
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>>715918688
dingdingdingding
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>>715918688
Winrar
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These mormons better know why my chevrolet camaro isnt pushing top kek/hour
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Hasbro
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>>715918955
winrar
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>>715918603
They are watching.
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>>715918603
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>>715918955
THE MY LITTLE PONY HAS WINRAR
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>>715919289
LEL
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>>715919097
Lol they werent having any of that
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>>715919289
Kek
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>>715913720
sauce please
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>>715919053
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This is a legendary thread
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Screencpa this and me
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>>715919435
New Game
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>>715918603
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Am i doing it right?
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>>715919700
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>>715919868
lol will they take the bait..
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>>715919868
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K
Hey hello! :)
4:59 PM
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Hello Kenny! How are you doing today?:)
4:59 PM
K
ye thanks im doing quite ok
5:00 PM
i have some insecurities though...
i feel like ive lately been very attracted to males
i like to watch pictures of big black cocks
and i feel that satan might have a role in that
can you help me?
like, my mouth get all watery just thinking about gagging on a big black cock
5:02 PM
and having one up my ass ofcourse
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I would love to help you in anyway I can. Have you ever struggled with this temptation before? I know that each of us are given different temptations and God knows those temptations, but he also knows how to help us. Have you turned to God and Jesus Christ to help you through this trial?
5:03 PM
K
yes, i have all my life been very trusting in god and jesus, but these temptations all just appeared recently
5:04 PM
i have not felt like this before
do i maybe need to increase my faith? like pray more and go to church more?
the problem is though, whenever i pray to jesus i can not get the image of him out of my head
and when i see him i see him in a sexual maner
i picture him naked with his long, hard, pulsing cock right in the air, slowly mowing towards my asshole
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I know that if you really focus your life on Christ you can overcome them. I think that increasing your faith is such a great way to overcome this problem! I really want to help you, but would appreciate it if you kept the visuals to yourself.
5:08 PM
K
im sorry, i just get so excited about thinking about all these cocks and i feel i need to express my love towards them
5:09 PM
oh sorry, i did it again
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We know that God has a plan for you and as you really turn to Christ and study the scriptures and go to church he will help you, but it takes action and change on your part! He will not help you unless you are willing to change!
5:09 PM
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1/4
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>>715919986
K
but another problem i face is whenever i go to church i get all excited about all the males in there
5:09 PM
i cant stop stare at them, and i stare all because of the wrong reasons
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I think that you really have to put your faith in God. You have to be willing to change and it seems like you haven't totally made up your mind to change! Here is a video that might help you out..https://www.mormonchannel.org/watch/series/his-grace/pornography-addiction-is-there-hope
5:12 PM
K
thank you very much, i will watch that whenever i find time
5:13 PM
i promise
but can i make a confession?
is this the right place for that?
it has to do with my desires for men
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I think that the best way to confess something is to God and to your Bishop. I am not the person you want to confess something to because I can't help you, but the Lord can and so can your local church leaders.
5:14 PM
K
well i will confess to him, but i feel you deserve to know this aswell
5:14 PM
you seem like such a nice person
15 min ago i signed up on craigslist seeking a homosexual gangbang, and unfortunatelly i didnt find the strenght to deny them when they came knocking on the door
so i appoligize in advance, but as we speak i have 2 big black cocks and a small jew penis in my asshole. i also am sucking on 3 cocks as of now
5:16 PM
all in all i have 6 cocks in me
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I am just trying to help you come closer to God. I just think that the problem you are going through is that you don't have the desire to change. I am going to have to go now, but I hope you know God loves you so much and He will help you overcome this temptation, but you have to be willing to change and come clean first! I promise as you pray for help He will help you and you can overcome this problem in your life, but it all starts with your desire.
5:17 PM
K
some people call me OP, and they sure know how much of a faggot i am
5:17 PM
yes i love you and god too, but kinda in the wrong way
especially jesus
he is such a stud
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2/4
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this was fun
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>>715919868
Top kek
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3/4
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4/4
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3/10 they're like bots
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>>715919936
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>>715920183
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>>715918955
My little winrar
My little winrar
A A A A A A A
My little winrar
I used to wonder what GET post could be
My little winrar
Until you shared its magic with me
Big penetration
Tons of kek
A beautiful thread
So random and trolled
Sharing kekness!
It's an easy feat
And trips makes it all complete
You have my little winrars
Do you know you're all my very best keeeeeeeeks?
>>715919333
>>715919444
Check'em
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>>715920201
These guys arent so bad i guess
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>>715920144
That is the nicest way to tell someone to fuck off i have ever seen. Well done Emma.
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>>715920378
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Welp this thread is dead
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Apple
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dead thread was fun while it lasted
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>>715920747
>>715920781
STFU, look at this trips: >>715920777
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>>715920777
Nice trips
>>715920747
Yeah i dont feel like trolling the mormons anymore they are just too nice makes me feel bad lol
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>>715920777
Do they even have live chat?
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>>715920879
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>>715920403
Remarkably nice people for mormons
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>>715920956
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>>715921043
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>>715915471
Do you not know what a screenshot is?
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>>715920777
Noice trips
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>>715920864
https://getsupport.apple.com/?caller=cups&PRKEYS=
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>>715915444
Checked
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>>715921116
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>>715921171
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>>715921241
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>>715921167
Everyone choose apple software and ask when the i-kek will come out
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Microsoft
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>>715915500
kek'd
> pre cum says hello
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>>715921358
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>>715921359
I like this idea
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>>715921436
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>>715921482
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here u go /b/
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>>715921547
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>>715921547
kek
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>>715921547
Topkek
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>>715921547
Kekorekt
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Make new thread for apple support?
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lets fuuck with Blizzard or riot games. I know blizzard has a live chat
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>>715921547
>top shelf kek
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>>715921547
>tfw FBI knocks at the door
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>>715917526
Mormons!
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>>715922011
are you blind we already did that you autist
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>>715921547
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please sirs, may I have some more?
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>>715913720
Victoria's secret, ask about thongs for men.
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>>715921547
dominik part 2 /b/, getting no reply, what a bunch of loafers.
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Guys, surely most of the people working on these livechats work in groups? What if we picked a livechat, tried it a few times without obviously trolling, just asking general questions and shit while reporting all the names to the thread. Then if its Jenny, Mike and Luke doing it we could go on it and say hey Jenny, Mike and Luke were just chatting shite about ya and try to stir them up
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>>715922420
What? My name is Dominik
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>>715922054
More Mormons!
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>>715922568
its the alias i'm using for this, both my chevy and mormon chat.
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>>715922529
Bump for potential
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we need something new
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>>715922529
Bumping this
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>>715922419
Roll
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>>715922578
You do it then faggot ive already done my share here
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>>715922529
it's all farmed out to different companies, the people doing all the shit for dodge might not be on the same floor, in the same building, or on the same continent.
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>>715923018
Re roll
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>>715922529
too much effort...
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>>715915063
>does it come with a copy of battletoads
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stop being a noob and do your part!
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>>715923188
check'em
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>>715923188
Fucker
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>>715913720
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>>715923393
I want the normie media to find out about this raid, how can we do this
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>>715923251
>noob
Theres a word i havent heard in a while
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>>715922529
Because Matt, luke and jenny are totally their real names
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IBM
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>>715923621
>I want the normie media to find out about this raid
KYS
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Somebody comment the link to this thread in all those chats
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>>715923621
go fuck yourself attention whore faggot
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can someone hook up the chat with cleverbot or something?
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never noticed the name though, I was expecting more from them
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>>715915063
>Does it come with a free copy of Battletoads?
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>>715923961
Anyone?
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I say we nickname one of the agents something funny then we ask the other agents to connect us with [nickname]
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>>715925195
this
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>>715925195
Osama
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>>715925195
rolling for this
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>>715925195
Any ideas?
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It begins
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>>715925330
Too obvious
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>>715925659
What did he say?
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>>715925659
>>715925966
Some legal dribble and ended the chat. They're catching on. Imma try again.
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>>715926239
What's the thread name, im on mobile so the link doesn't work
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>>715917860
this xD
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>>715926716
Raiding companies
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