I'm just gonna put this here: President Trump, bitches!

Damn right it's a great day.

Make America Great Again!

You sad desperate trumptards. Ignorant as fuck, so easily duped, with no moral center and some truly fucked value systems. You're about to be so fucked over and you're so fucking stupid you'll defend him while he butt fucks you. I'm one of those elites you think trump is going to butt fuck on your behalf. Fucking retards. I'm getting the tax cuts - supply side economics and all that. Think he's going to bring those jobs back? Capitalism baby. Capitalism decided you were redundant losers and butt fucked you good. Those of us that weren't retards went with the flow and we did quite well. I'll do well under trump also. I had sympathy for your plight and wanted to work together to find a solution that worked for all of us. But you gave us trump. Now you can just go fuck yourselves. Losers.

>>715887517

wow, that's some salty pasta. better mind your sodium intake there, pally.

>>715887517

/thread

Fuck Trumpanzees.

>>715886578

IF (user.race == "white" && user.hasBrain = FALSE)
{
EnjoyBendingOverForTrump();
}
ELSE
{
ShitPants();
WeepForAmerica();
}

>>715886578
Today is good day.

Emperor Trump confirmed

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>>715887517
Nice pasta m8 needs more salt :^)

>>715889361

Syntax failure. Fucking shit cunt go back to w3schools.

>>715889361
>IF (user.race == "white" && user.hasBrain = FALSE)
Faggot. You forgot the double equals for user.hasBrain. Get off /b/ and study for your shitty Java class.

>>715887517
>>715889146
>>715889361

Why are you cucks still in denial? When obama got office yea the repbulicans QQ'd a bit, but it died down and nobody burned flags and shit? Trump is the new president. I hope you stare in the mirror and repeat that shit to yourselfs as you feel the shills run down your spine.. Fucking suck off liberal faggots. There is no pride in being a sore loser.. Prepare and better the future, have optimism. The man is president so you should stand behind the dude and hope for the best. Or you can continue to suck your blue loli pops and cry in the corner.. But nobody gives a shit about the people that cry in the corner. He IS the new fucking president.. Suck on that shit

>>715889720
Or you can continue to suck your blue loli pops and cry in the corner.
Have you really been on 4chan for so long that you've begun to spell "lolly" pop as "loli" pop? Damn.

>>715886578

>real news trumps fake news

You have that backwards, kiddo.

>>715890013
Woops. Meant to greentext the first line. What a faggot.

>>715890040
>If it doesn't come straight from the foundry of falsehood that is CNN, well then it might as well be Bible level bullshit

>>715889720

The cried, had hanging effigies, shut down the Congress for 6 and a half years, formed the Tealiban and operated under the belief that Obama was a gay, Muslim communist sleeper terrorist from Kenya for 8 fucking years.

So yeah, GO FUCK YOURSELF.

>>715890056
Wow fuck me.. I don't think i've ever written out "lolly" pops before.. Like on paper or anything? Loli pops.. LOLLY POPS.. I've always said like sucker.. or candy or something.. I just thought it fit the theme in what i was saying when i was grilling you hillary fags.

>>715890040
>Kiddo
>Look how mature and old I am since I'm calling people kiddo. Because compared to me, they are kids. GET IT?

>>715890267
I'm not a Hillary fag. I just thought it was funny and a little sad.

>>715890199
>shut down congress for 6 years
>formed the "taliban"
>nobody said obama was gay

Are you ok anon? Did you just wake up?

>>715890153

>FOX
>Breitbart
>InfoWars
>CNS
>AM Radio
>PJ Media
>Conservapedia
>Any publication by NewsCorp

If it came from the above, it is fake news (aka PURE BULLSHIT) spewed from the GOP Propaganda engine.

CNN, much to the chagrin of every right wing retard, is still classed at many times more reliable for real information than FOX et al.

>>715886578
What I love is how trump has gone on this "victory" tour, and has told these rubes how he scammed them for their vote, and they're applauding him. Are they even listening??

>>715890153
>I only get my news from reliable sources such as /pol/ and infowars

Face it, trumpcuck, you are the other side of the coin. Same problem, different faggot.

>>715890285

Well they are certainly my intellectual inferiors, considering Trump voters are clinically braindead.

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>>715890398
Thanks for the list of real news shillbot.

>>715890377
More sad then funny tbh. My brain just defaulted that.. i keep saying LOLLEEE out loud to make sure im thinking of that word right lol.. Isn't the kiddy anime porn shit pronounced loli like low-lee?

also checked

>>715890497

They are objectively fake news "sources", retard. Anyone claiming otherwise is wrong and moronic.

I mean Hell, Fox is the grandmaster of fake news and they had to go to state supreme courts to argue for their right to fabricate shit and present it as news just to keep their rights to broadcast.

>>715890424
Hey, you'll get no argument from me. It's just funny to see so many people on the left throwing around the term "fake news" to describe anything now that their narrative is crumbling before them.

>>715890403

They are literally THAT fucking stupid. That's all.

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>>715890624
Yet Infowars said Trump would win in a landslide......hmmm

I'm glad Hillary managed to set a new record today.
She managed to get the most faithless electors against her of any living candidate in US history.
In fact, the number of faithless electors that voted against her was only surpassed by the 1872 election, where Greeley died after winning the election, but before the electoral vote.

Well done, Madam Loser.

>>715890565
Yes, it's low-lee, but I've said it in my head as law-lee for so long that it's become normal to me.

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>>715886578

>>715890698

Yeah, it's the Poor Idiot's Wager--they had literally nothing to lose to make that claim.

>>715886578
man i'm no liberal, seriously fuck hillary, but how could anyone be excited about a reality TV celebrity to be president? i don't fucking get it. this dude is an unaccountable shitbird.

>>715890447
>Everyone I disagree with is braindead

If you want an echochamber, go back to plebbit where you can downvote other opinions (oh, excuse me. "Braindead people") into oblivion.

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>>715890845
Infowars was also right about fluoride in the drinking water being dangerous.....hmmmmm

>>715890398
Remember when CNN said it was illegal for anyone but the media to look at the Clinton emails?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DcATG9Qy_A

>>715890698
Wait... but he did win in a landslide. Cnn told me he had a 1% chance.

the wall will never happen

>>715887517
Cryyyyyy. Cry some mooorreee. It won't do you any good.

>>715890730
This. Hillary is unwanted. What don't liberals get about this?

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>>715891106
It's almost like the fake news is trying to discredit the real news to keep people in a trance.....hmmmm

>>715890398
There's bullshit on either side. But I think it's important to take into account the direction society leans. Fox news was way more dangerous in the 90s, when more people were conservatively inclined and would thus take their lies seriously. Fox is little more than a punchline now, and the pendulum has swung the other way. Do you think the average American would even think twice if CNN were to run a horseshit story filled with buzzwords like racism and misogyny? Just saying.

>>715891250
Bu...bu...but the Huffington post said trump would lose. Bu...bu...but Alex Jones is fake hitler news lol. Fucking idiots. Trump + Alex Jones for prez.

As for my primary chief enforcer (is that a thing?) I hereby nominate chef Antonio Burelli (just some random New York guy) because of his great--and I say great---chef skills. For the NFL ambassadors to the world I appoint the Cleveland Browns, who have shown their competence to lead and succeed. I will also use the ice cream industry to study lava flow and allow roofers to install plumbing without any licensing nationwide. Finally, I will allow toddlers to care for the elderly, as they seem to have things in common. Like toys and mashed potatoes. And cookies.

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>>715891505
I unironically want Alex Jones to run for POTUS in 2024 after two successful Trump terms.

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>>715890898
This. I love coming into these threads and reading posts by these people with massive superiority complexes just lose their shit. How everything would be perfect if everyone just agreed with their awesome intellect.
They have no idea how much of a fucking joke they are.

>>715892377
Nice dubs Trump

Nice

>>715887517

>didn't read lol

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>>715886578
All will be well.

>>715889539
Japan gon got nuked by China
So kiss you japanese cartoons good bye

>>715891423

You are correct--there are biases and even occasional falsehoods on both sides.

The problem I ultimately have and the reason on currently consider Republicans and Trumpanzees a cancer deserving of death is that they are FACT FREE. These people disregard ALL empirical, academic and factual evidence in favor of PURE bullshit fed to them by the right wing propaganda engine.

>Climate change isn't real
>Trickle Down works
>Regulations are bad
>Evolution is just a theory
>Trans people don't exist
>Trump never said the things he literally said on tape the previous day.
>Trump is qualified to be president

These people barely qualify as people anymore. And they DEFINITELY should not be allowed to influence voting for ANYTHING that is settled science.

>>715891505

Alex Jones IS fake news Hitler, in addition to being a hilarious snake oil salesman for the absolute dumbest of the right wing retards.

>>715893311
You are a lost cause and a bigot. If you were a man of true science then you would know there is no such thing as "settled science". And everything you listed are opinions BASED on facts, just like yours. Take your ad hominem attacks back to tumblr.

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>>715893829

>no such thing as settled science

>>715893959
That's right. I said it and I'll say it again. THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS SETTLED SCIENCE, YOU IMBECILE. Scientific "facts" are proven wrong every day. Only what is repeatable and observable in a controlled setting can be considered "fact". Everything else is a theory.

>>715894380
Theories are comprised of facts.

>>715893959
>settled science
Yeah, settled by a group of scientist who no absolutely nothing. Now that's a fact. Scientist agreeing with other scientist and whoever's theory has the most votes gets called settled science, a proven theory. Are you fucking retarded? yeah you are. Global warming is a fact, Blow it out your ass. Show me where global warming has happened before and scientist were there to witness the entire thing and what caused it. Stupid fucks believe anything they tell you. The sun will burn out in 5 million years. Fact

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>>715894380
This is correct, strictly speaking. Nothing is ever proven right, only things that have not been proven wrong yet.

That being said, there is plenty to learn by assuming some things are true and use this framework to imagine new guesses.

Feynman explains many things well - this vidya highly recommended.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3mhkYbznBk

>>715886578
Not ONE mention of the electors all doing what is right on any of my major news sources today.

Viva La Trump!

>>715894380
gravity is a theory you fucking dip shit, how bout you go jump off a building and test it.

I can't wait to see what flavor of assrape a CEO does to the country rather than just another lawyer politician. There's something legitimately romantic about a "family run business" theme to our next administration. I don't doubt they'll line their pockets and make [great] deals that will benefit them over the general public. That shit would've happened regardless. I'm curious to see if they'll actually push for economic results somewhere in there. Time will tell.

Doubts aside, it's ncie to at least see Clinton not getting it and how her supporters have gone full retard. Entitled liberal faggotry on full display is good for the country.

I voted for Hillary ,but I'm ready to see what happens. I don't have a lot of faith in Trump ,but I have a feeling some interesting surprises will happen. We'll see soon whether it'll be for the better or worse.

>>715887517
butt hurt much? faggot

>>715894888
>gravity is a theory

That's exactly what it is.

Obvious stupidity is obvious

>>715895166
I voted Trump but feel the same way as you.

Despite trivial political differences, we should all want the country to succeed.

>evolution is a theory
if evolution is real why havent i grown a second penis yet

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>>715895425
because you're already a giant dick

>>715895311
>>715895166
>>715894888
>>715895777

Checked

Now if only the Day of the Rope can happen after the Day of the Walls Completion.

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>>715894992
> There's something legitimately romantic about a "family run business" theme to our next administration.

So, a monarchy?

>>715897231
Obama is the first president that can kill anyone he wants without a trial :D

>>715886578
G. W. Bush just got a present. Now G. W. Bush isn't the only guy that most of the USA will never call "President", just "The jackass (or joke) in the oval office."

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>>715897557
Sylvie, is that you?

>>715897557
I think the next 8 years are gonna make us miss Bush. As much as he direly fucked up, he at least made a sincere effort to make Americans of all races and faiths get along.

Trump seems to be banking on keeping Americans divided for some reason. He's playing solely to his base and barely pretending to reach out to independents and liberals, even after abandoning some of his most conservative promises. I can't put my finger on why, but it seems like Trump wants ideological division in America to continue.