I ask if she wants to see a movie. > I will Seems savage but

Like either she's autistic as fuck or was turning me down hard on my movie invite. Unless I don't understand

>>715880570
>>715880670
100 posts later. Tight.

What do you guys normal talk about OP? Is this your first time asking her to the movies since being turned down.

>>715881197
Yes. I haven't asked her to hangout since getting turned down

"I'll RAPE YOU, YOU LITTLE CUNT. MY DICK HAS BEEN WAITING LONG ENOUGH! STOP BEING SUCH A SPERGLORD! I'LL HIRE A PACK OF NUGGERS TO RAPE YOU!"

>>715881407

Roll

>>715881197
We talk about whatever. She talks about school. Things going on in our lives. She's nerdy. Into anime and video games. We get along great. Maybe I flew too close to the sun asking her out. But she gave me good signs. She has told me many times how much she likes me

Try making small goals and make taking her to the movies the bigger goal. What are small achievements that you can come up with that would lead to her saying yes to the movies.

>>715881407
Not a roll thread. I just don't understand her being that blunt. Like her answer seems uncharacteristically rude.

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Movies are stupid dates anyways, bruh.

>>715881566
I don't know? Like I wasn't asking her on a date. I just want to get back to being friends. I miss her

>>715881667
Not a date. She said no to the date. We are just friends

>>715880414
Do you even understand what she's saying? I barely understand what you're saying in your post. Either way if a girl actually wants to see Assasind Creed you should fuckin dump her ass.

If your battery froze you'd need a new one likley not that. Anyways why are you still continuing this friend zone bull shit.

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>>715881742
Wtf you want to watch this movie next to this bitch for anyway then? Literally sit in silence next to someone for a few hours and then go home... Stupid.

If you just want to be friends then try not taking her out to the movies and talk about topics she's interested in. You mentioned games and anime. I'm invested OP tell me more about her and you.

>>715881767
That's why it was a miracle. Battery was frozen solid inside. Didn't even almost turn over when trying to start it. Now it runs. I really like her as a friend. If she wasn't attractive I'd still love to be friends with her. It's unfortunate that she's also hot

Did i read the same conversation as everyone else?? She blatantly accepted your movie invitation and then tried to keep the conversation going.

>>715881991
Post pics

>>715881943
It's an easy meetup to break the streak of not meeting up since I asked her out. She loves AC and we can discuss the movie after a bit then everything can be back to normal

>>715881696
Tell her that. She's stand offish bc she doesn't want to give you any ideas. She's not trying to date or at least date you right now. You can't force the issue. Girls think with emotions. I don't want to say give up but she's not interested. She knows you're available and interested.

Also, girls get tired of this shit. She likes having a guy friend but every time it turns into the guy trying to date/fuck.

She's not pleased, OP

>>715882012
I don't see it that way. Do you want to see the movie this week? The answer is yes. I will is basically saying "I will see the movie, but not with you".

>>715881991
I'm not going to diagnose your car. But what the fuck is the point of this thread? To show you have a friends who's a girl...

>>715882338
I can't figure out if she was telling me off there or not

>>715882335
How in the fuck?
>"Want to go see AC this week?"
>"I will grats! lol"

As in "I will go with you"
Why would anyone assume she mean't "I plan on going to see it next week" That's insane but holy shit, here's the solution! ASK
beta-ass fucking junkies

>>715882774
She avoided the question. Just move on you told her you like her. Tell her " you know I like you and you don't feel the same I can't keep talking to you this is wierd for me" then ghosts and watch her crawl back

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And here's what happened after asking her out... I could probably have handled it better but honestly it wouldn't have changed the outcome. I thought there was good odds she like me.

Like she invited me to the fair and was clearly nervous doing so. Voice shaking, saying things like "you know I think it would be fun, if you wanted to go", just sounded very nervous in her voice and trying to play it casual

>>715883012
I've asked people if they wanted to go to the movies a lot, never got "I will" as a response. But that's why I'm asking here

>>715883092
Don't keep your friendly antics going. You need to pretty much blow that friend off while she can take advantage of you. She is being retarded and is not even going to give you a try. She is not worth your time.

>>715883012
This would be a lot fucking even if the bitch would just speak normal english.


And where the in bumfuck america do you live that it's been cold enough to freeze your battery solid for 10 days OP?

>>715883069
I feel like bringing it up again might be a bad idea. I think I should pretend like I never said anything

>>715883337
Canada

>>715883304
She doesn't take advantage of me. Especially if we're talking financially. She won't let me buy anything for her. She invitedme to a private party at her friend's bar. She forgot her wallet. She wouldn't let me buy her drinks and e-transferred her friend money instead. That was one of the few bad signs I got, which made me afraid to ask her out

>>715883348
I'm in Canada too what part? Anyways I've done this with great success. Just follow through dont let her play you. What do you have to loose? What do you have to gain?

>>715883747
Prairies

>>715883747
I don't want to be a dick. She's an awesome person. She doesn't want to date. I don't want to give her a hard time for that. I really like her as a friend.

>>715883794
I'm in Calgary if your near stop by for a beer and we can chat

>>715883931
I'm pretty far away. A little more north and a lot more east.

>>715884086
Don't be a dick it's your call. If you want more out of this it's time to step up and show her your a man not a boy toy for her to play with. Calgary here

>>715884086
Texas?

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What's the general consensus? "I will". Was that a "yes" or a "yes but not with you"?

>>715884086
No reason to be so secretive.

>>715884354
North of Calgary?

>>715883913
Take a break from thinking about her. Hang out with your other buddies, talk to some other girls. It sounds like she's pretty much the main person you talk to, and that doesn't help things

>>715884421
There's an important fact about her that combined with my city would give her identity. So I'm being vague in case that fact comes up

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Also OP seriously take the advice and tell her you have enough friends and dont feel like it'll work out because of your feelings.
Drop her, don't text her or look at her messages if they register that. Don't let her see you paying even one thought to her.
Watch it eat her inside and regret ignoring you, she will crawl on her hands and knees back to you.
>been there done this

>>715884354
We're not anywhere near that cold right now

>>715884411
I'm going with yes, but only cause her texting sounds like a high school freshman. And nice trip dubs

>>715884515
She's not. I just went out for dinner and drinks with the guys then watched the game. I hangout with the guys a lot, my sister too. I also am very close friends with my ex (hardly my ex, we dated briefly in 2013, only fucked a few times)

>>715884581
So can we get one of those two things then?

>>715884354
>>715884463
>>715884710
Also I'm a ausfag that guessed texas for giggles, I don't know where you are.

>>715884719
Neither is really relevant to anything so far

>>715884710
Hockey, football, or basketball?

Then it should be pretty easy getting a break from thinking about her. Just a couple weeks, don't plan about how you should ask her, or get her to like you as more than a friend

>>715884780
Texas is nearly 3000 km south of Calgary

Calgary again you've got your answer from multiple people. Ignore her when she does finally text you in anger ask her if she'll put it in her mouth

>>715884815
How the fuck are we going to know that "fact"?

>>715884897
Football. Me and my friends are really into NFL

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>>715884926
SO I was close, interesting.

>>715884954
Why would you need to?

>>715884780
Should've at least known that Texas is somewhere warm, and Canada is somewhere cold

>>715885053
That's the point. So why hide your city? It's probably got no less than 3 million people in it.

>>715880414
dont be a pussy lol ha lol .d.d.d.d11!!11!11

>>715884986
Did the Panthers or the Redskins end up winning? I didn't catch the game and haven't checked yet

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>>715885105
>Did it for giggles

>>715885130
Lolwat? This is the Canadian prairies. There's like 3 million people here TOTAL

>>715885029
Damn australians. Shouldn't you be outside fighting kangaroos or dingos since it's daytime there?

>>715885165
Panthers. Jamison fumbled to lose the game. Skins were down two scores anyway, but 35 more yards for Jackson and I'd have won my fantasy game

>>715885225
>3 million people total
Then whats the problem? you want help then give us some info about you and her.

>>715885320
Damn. I didn't get in on a fantasy league this year but I was figuring the Redskins would've won, or at least put up a better fight

>>715885377
I just want advice on this convo. Does she want to see the movie with me or not? What should I say to her tomorrow?

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>>715885320
Straya

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>>715885481
Ok fine, see
>>715884633
Which was also me

>>715885481
You're the one that knows how she conversates. "I will" doesn't make sense if it was about your car starting, so it's gotta be about the movie, and it still doesn't make much sense either. My best explanation is she only cared enough to glance at the text before responding, so she didn't see that you were asking her to go to the movie, just that you said something about it

>>715885285
>>715885531
Wrong post, whoops

>>715885669
Yeah I was wondering if she thought I was asking whether she would see it...

Op you're a huge faggot

Just block her and stop making context, it's for the best. If you go on like this you'll seem like a desperate nigger.

>>715885531
Y'alls skies are grey, y'alls cars are grey, and y'alls girls are grey. The fuck...

>>715886008
I don't understand what you're saying or why

>>715886031
What?

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>>715886031
Nigga you gay

>>715885814
I guess just don't say anything about it till the day you were gonna go see it. If she doesn't say anything about it before that, then ask her if she still wants to go see it, and if she doesn't just go with some bros

>>715886008
Let him learn the hard way. He obviously won't listen. Calgary here

>>715885814
And what's the reason you can't ask her what she meant yourself?

>>715886378
Cause OP already responded and if he asks now it looks pathetic and worrisome

>>715886378
I think it would be awkward, especially if she was trying to convey "hell no"

>>715883092
She said no so never talk to that bitch again unless it's demanding head

She completely avoided the question maybe wait till she finishes her exam. She could be busy atm doesn't want to start making plans

I'll see what happens. I'm happy that I asked her out, because now I can't regret not asking. I just hope that we can continue to be friends. My friends are great, but she's weird and different.

>>715886291
You can man up and make moves. But what do I know? I park in heated under ground parking run thinner oil during winter months and never worry about taking girls on dates because my car won't start. When we do go on dates I bring them to my pent house condo downtown. Calgary here I'm so pissed at you op

>>715886520
ok well here's a real answer, you can't win her if she doesn't want to date you - you have to say to her, that you want to date ,and if not you can't hang out then accept the consequence. Because it's kinda stupid to waste your time on a girl that either doesn't like you at all, or does and is so insecure and flighty that she gives mixed signals. If you DID wanna date her , even knowing this about her the correct step would be to do the same advice anyway.

All of this advice is shit. Just be yourself dude. 100%. If you wanna ask her out, do it. Do it to 50 movies if you enjoy talking to her and such and it's good use of your time. Don't fucking devote yourself to the idea of her and you and glorify it, and then get over-anxious because you're dwelling on a potential event. Just, be. You're going to the gym and she randomly pops into your head and you FEEL you should text her; do it. Maybe she says "wtf lol" or maybe she doesn't respond. Who cares. You were direct, transparent, and didn't overstimulate your brain for the event to be a failure and knock yourself. You're cooking dinner and you wanna CALL her, do it. If she just repeatedly turns this shit down, or whatever, it doesn't mean anything. You will just over time naturally gravitate to another mate. It happens, guys get crushed by rejection. At least you faced it on your feet with sincerity, and can look yourself in the face in the mirror. Because that's all that matters at the end of a man's life. Whether he can face himself.

Be bold, live. Have conviction. Stand by morality.

Or fuck dogs because this is 4chan you fucking nigger.

>>715886745
anyone who actually is with women will agree, and you've been given this advice multiple times so w.e

>>715886673
Make moves? I asked and she said no. If she changes her mind, great, but I'm not going to try to push her into dating. I'm just going to continue on strictly as friends unless she says something

>>715886891
yeah, that's a stupid idea and makes you pathetic thats why were disagreeing with you.

Lol grill doesn't want you to put peen in her dos she either thinks u ugly, dumb, socially fucked, fat or poor. U figure it out.

>>715880414
Dude, if you continue with this shit your going to get friendzoned AF...

Just stop replying to her messages... Find another chick. She'll probably rebound in the future if you're lucky

>>715886745
It's not wasting my time. I really like being friends with her. I don't even want to date that bad. But if we dated I'd see her more, get to hold her and kiss her. It would be nice. But I'm perfectly happy just hanging out as friends

>>715886891
What an idiot... Stay away from that girl homie, she's only trouble for you rn

>>715886891
Do you want advice, or just complain about your fake gf? Because you've gotten the same answer in this thread a lone multiple times and just ignore it. Have fun.

>>715886942
I really don't think you understand. I like being friends with her

>>715887099
well good for you, just realize she's taking up any space you might have for a real girlfriend , and the way your carrying yourself out with you're NEVER gonna date her. As long as you accept that its your choice good luck

>>715887147
Then this is a pointless thread. KYS faggot

>>715887147
You cant be friends with her now. Move on fam. Grow a pair

>>715886891
But you made this thread cause you don't want to be just friends OP. Regardless of the enigma that is her semantics, she definitely didn't say anything that wasn't just friendly. Just look to other girls for now, maybe you'll get your chance with her eventually, and maybe not

>>715887147
well I don't know what the point of this thread is, but good you have a friend. it's good to have female friends as long as you FULLY understand you're not gonna get laid with them the way you're acting

>>715880414
>seriously inviting a girl to go see Ass Creed

>>715882171
>She loves AC
>looking for a girlfriend on the short bus
Nice job, OP.

>>715887007
I don't think she dates at all. It sounds like she hasn't dated for years.

I don't like many women. I've been on so many first dates that leave me wanting to blow my brains out. I don't have the energy to date. But I think it would be different with her. She's not a typical girl. I think dating her would be a lot of video games and cuddling and going to comic book conventions.

>>715887331
is this bait? you're NEVER going to date her. If you want a CHANCE of dating her listen to the 6 different replies all giving you the same advice, otherwise delete this friend and don't ask anyone for help because you got your answer and you are permantely friendzoned

>>715887185
I don't want to date anyone else. I'm very picky about women

>>715887331
Then you need to up your act. And talking to her like that will bring you nothing.

Stop replying, level up, try again in the future, otherwise you're screwed.

Srs advice mate

>>715887446
GJ, you're not going to date anyone so don't worry about that

>>715887417
I know we won't date. I'm just saying that I am not missing out on dating other women. I don't want to date other women

>>715887446
You are also a idiot. You made a thread asking for help and then ignored everyone.

>>715887535
I just want to be friends. You're saying that can't happen?

>>715887547
Ok, well my LAST advice to you is this, I was like you once i was "picky with women" because I was fat and unnactrive and insecure. Now that im ok I am dating someone i was "picky" about and guess what? a perfect ideal woman doesnt exist and every single person has something to offer so if you are "picky" have fun being alone. I just hope that like me by the time you figure out your mistake you're able to fix youtself in time

OP thank god im here I haven't read any replies yet but I hope I'm not too late, I'm assuming she means that she will want to see AC later with you

>>715887622
Oh, you ARE his friend already. You've been friendzoned.

Good luck with your feelings once you see her making out with another guy, probably Tyrone

>>715887588
The advice I am getting is to risk my friendship to possibly date her and other bs. I don't want that

>>715887547
You are missing out a lot, you have twisted expactiations and a simple minded world view that you need the perfect gamer girl girflriend.

>>715887686
Kek

>>715887719
If you dont want to ruin the friendship forget about dating.
It's as simple as that.

>>715887686
kek

>>715887331
And quit worrying so much OP, you don't even know for certain that she doesn't want to go see it with you. This >>715887686 could still be a possibility. Lord knows we can't decide what "I will" is supposed to mean. You're the one that talks to her, you're the one in the best position to decide what it means

>AC fans are this pathetic

>>715887844
you're being a beta enabler if you care about this guy at all you'll give him the truth

>>715880414
let me guess this girl has coloured hair is zany and quirky and isn't like the other dumb girls you can't date. she GETS It right? Perfect gamer girl romona flowers right there. Get over it

>>715887902
First step to not being a beta is not worrying about every little thing. That's more important than what he says. If he just asks her the day of if she still wants to go see the movie, then he'll get his answer. It's this worrying that's getting him

>>715888104
You're pretty quirky and zany anon, wanna go see AC with me?

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>>715887677
I'm not fat. I'm decent looking. I'm very weird though. I don't mind being alone. I like thin women. Tiny breasts. Oddly coloured hair. Specific facial features. I like women who have obsessions. Women who don't care about typical women interests. I like women who wear t-shirts and can spend 5 hours straight talking about a video game. I like women who have beautiful eyes and corny laughs.

She meets everything I like. Her purple hair is long and silky and falls just right.

I'm fine being alone. But I need friends, and she's a good one.

>>715888132
If she had no doubts in her mind, she'd probably said "Yeah let's go!" or something along those lines, not "I'm preparing my exam" or whatever

>>715888183
no but i wanna see harley quinn XD u buy!

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>>715888185
>Her purple hair is long
oh my fuck

I'm gonna put this in terms a fag like you might understand op. You ever get to a boss in ... Assassins creed or whatever faggoty game you like, and it's too hard for your pussy character? So what do you do? Die to the boss 40 times? No, you go get some fucking exp and a new... Shitty dagger or whatever that gay game is about, and then you try again. It's time for you to back off this boss and go grind some ... Rebels, or whatever the fuck you fight in that awful game.

>>715888270
Don't worry anon, I'll pay for everything ;D

>>715888185
>let me guess this girl has coloured hair is zany and quirky and isn't like the other dumb girls you can't date. she GETS It right? Perfect gamer girl romona flowers right there. Get over it


I literally read you like a book, I said this BEFORE this comment

>>715888185
You like 'em wearing a strap on too

>>715888337
True

>>715880414
already a cuck

give up and move on
post irls atleast

>>715888104
Lol yes. Except I can date many women. I'm pretty good looking. My sister's friends are always asking her to set them up with me. I would never date my sister's friends though.

One girl that was a friend of a friend of my sister's I had to turn down because she was too conventionally pretty and I'm not into that. I had seen this girl win a cosplay contest in practically a bikini and it would be intimidating, plus she had huge tits and I like them small

>>715888247
That still doesn't explain that "I will" makes no fucking sense as a response, it's just like she doesn't know how to talk properly so I can't tell if that's a good, neutral, or bad response

>>715888384
Ok so listen man, I'm being an asshole but I am telling you things that will help you. You need to open up your mind, and see that every girl has things to offer, other people. You will be so much happier if you let your expectations lose a bit. This getting weird and personal so I'm out but other then me being an asshole I am trying to help you and, if you listen will have helped you. Good luck man for real

>>715888465
I hate you. I literally hate you and your entire generation. You are so fucking stupid.

>>715888511
Thanks but I'm not looking for life advice. Just advice pertaining to this conversation and how to follow-up

>>715888465
>she was too conventionally pretty

Don't make me feel like a dumbass for trying to help you OP

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>>715888465

OP

>>715888602
This right here
>>715886204

There is nothing else you can say about it right now that won't make it worse

Women like to keep dick on tap just in case, they also like to string dudes along to feel attractive without actually ever fucking you.

Just say so when are we going to see this movie

if she reschedules or is busy or whatever, give it up, she doesn't want to fuck you.

>>715888675
Shitty costume, but dude at least looks like he's a normal guy

>>715888602
why are you so scared

all you have to do is
"so, how about saturday 6 pm, they got open seats by then"

>>715888559
They hate us because they anus.

I'm a very weird guy. When I was 19 I bought a tpy cat for $0.25 from a vending machine. I played with it for hours. I would make meow sounds and laugh. I was living with my sister at the time though and it pissed her off so she threw it away.

I've searched forever for another one. I've tried similar toys. I need that cat. The expression on its face cracked me up.

You don't relate to me, and I don't relate to you.

I wouldn't need friends if I could find a vending machine with that cat in it.

>>715888867
I second this

>>715881696

if you want to have any chance with her, jsut stop teting her. be distant. move on (at least in apperance). if theres anything there that WILL work. she knows you a beta cuck, you double texted her bro, not good.

best move is to make her feel like you have better things to do then deal with her being petty

>>715888988
op is making me feel retarded for trying to help with something so easy

>>715889014
I just want to be friends with her. I'm going to bed though. Peace out guys

>>715889028
OP is retarded and has awful choice in women, don't feel bad.

>>715880414
>>715888888

>>715889090
My IQ is 155. Objectively I'm not retarded. It's your opinion on whether my taste in women is good.

Time to sleep though

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>>715889206
you ask for help and bail out

>>715889206
I'm literally Jesus Christ. Your move.

>>715889263
That was an hour ago. I've got lots of help. It's late and I work tomorrow

>>715889272

please god take this mans life (OP)

>>715889272
That's fine. I didn't say you weren't

Is she Taiwanese

>>715889321
follow my advice

just fucking ask what day will work
"saturday 3 o clock meet me there baby"
stop being a fucking beta its why youre on 4chan asking for help

>>715889339
Don't worry, I will. Judgement Day is coming and all the shit taste plebs will die and go to Hell.

>>715889395
No. Why do you ask? I'm in bed on my phone and might peace out at any moment

>>715889399
I just want to be friends. No "baby"

>>715889517
then just take that off and say something similar

"so, would saturday work? seems like a good day"

about ready to give up on your sorry ass considering you just want to be friends like a huge cuck

I'm done trying. OP wants an answer that's guaranteed to get him the girl, and that doesn't exist

>>715889471
A lot of Taiwanese uses Line, just wondering

>>715889785
Couldn't sleep so checked back. She lived abroad for a while. But she's a white chick, just into Asian culture

>>715889684
There's nothing wrong with being friends. Can I only be friends with ugly women? Or just men? Or what?

She doesn't like you. Let it go. I used to get stuck on a crush like you. But hear this:

This is the best dating advice you will ever get cuz this is what has gotten me laid:

You don't conquer them, they let you in.

Learn how to tell when they're flirting with you and just go for it when they do.

>>715882012
This. It's like a chimp and bonobo texting back and forth

>>715890100
Yes, you want to sneak inside hot women's pants.

Otherwise you're a fag

>>715890100
You can be friends if you're alright just being friends. Everything in this thread points to you really wanting to find a way out of being just friends

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>>715889074
>I just want to be friends with her
>>715887547
>I don't want to date other women


how fucking retarded are you OP. you will die alone and unhappy if you continue accepting being jsuta friend.

Make moves to further realtionship (as in ignore) or cut her from your life( as in ignore). you literally have nothing to gain, and she obviously doesnt respect you from her completely ignoring your text

P.S. you sound like you have autism
>would make meow sounds and laugh

>>715890021
>she's a white chick, just into Asian culture
HEY GUYS CAN I HAVE SOME ADVICE ON HOW TO ASK MY PURPLE HAIRED WEEABOO FRIENDZONE DREAM WAIFU TO GO SEE ASSASSIN'S CREEEDD?

>>715883092
>retired from dating
Who is slamming her on the side?

>>715890144
And if they don't flirt with you you're just fucked like I am OP

>>715890298
Her daddy

>>715890298

Of course Tyrone

op is stupid give up

>>715890300
If they don't flirt with you, eat more greens, less sugar, exercise.
Some of you guys are the funniest motherfuckers I know, that shit gets you a girl. But you gotta be chill, never think "IS THIS THE GIRL??? :D".

Im no expert, but is clear she doesn't have much interest in it, since she payed more attention to the car part than to the invitation, but from what I see, you're not gonna be satisfied with whatever we say here, so ask her once more, and don't get anxious and write anything else, just wait for the response, because with that you give her chance to avoid the question again.

>>715890021
>just into Asian culture
So she's a weeaboo. How fat is she?

at the very least autist OP.

just back up a bit go a few days without texting. see what happens

>>715890259
Maybe I have autism. But I am pretty sociable for an autistic guy. Like I randomly met her out in public and we spent the next 7 hours together then she suggested we hangout again. Not bad for an autismo

>>715890543
She's very thin, just how I like them

>>715890639
kek
You are a fucking beta white knight. Go ask for advice on R*ddit.

>>715890457
I know that shit man, it's what I've been doing for a while now. Just got crappy luck

>>715888934
>I wouldn't need friends if I could find a vending machine with that cat in it.
Nigga I'm looking for that magic vending machine at the end of the rainbow too. Full of weed and all kinds of pussy

>>715890543
She's attractive too. She's not like a playboy bunny type of pretty but she's thin and has perfect skin and beautiful hair. She doesn't go in the sun much so her skin is flawless. She is 28 but could pass for 17. I honestly wasn't sure if she was underaged when I met her

>>715890584

MMO's doesn't count as streets

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>>715890820
>beautiful hair
>She doesn't go in the sun much
Holy shit this is some /soc/-tier cringe.

>>715888934

saving for cringe thread

>>715890870
I met her out in real life, not a video game. We hung out together every day for a week, around 7 hours a day. We get along really well. She loves my jokes. Almost too much. I thought maybe she like liked me. That's one reason women over-laugh at your jokes

>>715890914
Call it cringe, but it's true. Her skin is perfect. Her hair looks like it was photoshopped. Just so bright and silky.

Bed for real now. Goodnight

>>715891150
No doubt this is fucking bait

>>715891150
keep going this is hilarious.

>>715891300
No. It's legit. Lots of hair looks dead and gross. Her hair is really nice looking. I find that to be very attractive. But I'm going to bed

DAMMIT OP

There is a severe disconnect between how much you adore her and talk about her, and what you say is actually happening

She said she doesn't want to date you, and you said you're fine being friends, so what the fuck are you looking for?

fuck her right in the pussy
unless she's on her period
or it's filthy in some other way
vaginas are actually fucking disgusting
no homo

>>715891596
Faggot, pussy is fucking soft and delicious

>>715880414
she is not into you, you had to reply in the PM from the AM?

fuck man

>>715890820
>28 years old
>purple hair
>video games
>AC

wew lad

>>715890820
She is a dyke.

>>715892043
Then OP just needs to dick the dyke out of her with his penis in her pussy

>>715880414
Damn OP how old are you?

>>715892145
7

>>715892134
>implying OP hasn't cucked his penis so hard he has a vagina

>>715891819
just think about all the nasty shit that happens to a vagina on the regular tho

>>715883092
GET OUT NOW

stop talking to her, make her miss you

>>715892169
Not doubting it

>>715892308
stop trying to help hes a lost cause

trying to ask a girl to a simple movie but only wants to be friends

takes it back

op what the fuck do you want from her

>>715892414
Pegging

>>715892448
kek

>>715881764
I agree with this anon

>>715881972
Also this anon be smart

>>715892260
Better than the human hand.

Both can be washed

>>715880414
Let me say this OP: if a girls into me I knew it with 95% certainty. Sure, I'd have a tiny bit of doubt, but only because females being into me are essentially unicorns.

Normally if I had to fill in blanks, read between the lines, and force it...I knew she wasn't into me.

This girl isn't into you. Sorry man. Move on.

Also, you think you want to be friends with her? What about when she starts talking about another dude it even brings him around? It'll eat you up inside.

>>715881398
>Stopped after being turned down once.
Don't be a beta OP.

>>715881764
my friend liked assassin's creed. she played it every day till she died. was the best damn girl I ever knew.

>>715881564
Can't figure out what's going on with a girl you like.
The description of the female
Autistic enough to not understand other humans.
Autistic enough to browse 4chan.
>"Flew too close to the sun"

My god, I think you're me.
Give up, you're fucked.

>>715883394
Well now we know why you are so beta. You Uber cuck. Move to America. Learn to be a man and you will get free women. Cuck.

>>715883092
Really dude? You fucked up.

Show no interest. It works. Now you're just sitting at home alone with all options off the table. Dun goofed faggot

asking whether or not "i will" means "yes i will see it" or "yes i'll go with you" is like her asking if "want to go see ac this week" means "do you want to see the movie" or "do you want to see the movie with me" You're a fucking idiot and you do not deserve pussy until you're less autistic

>>715880414
Friend zoned
Tell her to suck ur dick or fuck off
Or
Be a cuck