Hello, Anonymous! Don't stay up too late, now. Reimu is

Jumping spiders are the best spiders

unless if ones that have a girls body instead of a face count

-Sweet Roll

>>715875740
Hello!


Mantis

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>>715876004
So you mean like Muffet of Undertale?
-Koi

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I once killed a stick bug because it was in the car while I was riding with someone, and they told me it bit them.

I still feel bad for poor Sticky-kun sometimes, because right after he died, the driver told me "oh, well I don't know if it really bit me, but it might have!"

>*sigh*

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>>715875740
Why doesn't she want to stay with me.

Keep in mind, I am drunk. Also a pathetic faget. Pic rletaed,

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>>715876004
You want a girl's body on a spider's face?

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>>715876165
-Koi

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>>715875740
Well Reimu-OP, it's high time this doggo went to bed. Maybe when you have another thread I'll join in for some more fun.

>>715876165

I mean ones like your pic

The human part of the body is where the face is supposed to be, like quite a few monstergirls

-Sweet Roll

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>>715876194
Stick bugs don't bite!

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Looks like I'm late to the party this time. And it's more alive.

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>>715876422
That's what I thought too... I was just going to let him chill until we got somewhere where I could let him out, but then the driver started freaking out and I didn't wanna have a crash so I had to act quickly.

>*siiiigh*

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>>715876422
But Doggos do! Bork bork!

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>>715876431
I'm starting to think people like Kagami more than me.

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>>715876407
I think they're called Driders.
-Koi

>>715875740
KOS-MOS?

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>>715876714
Kagami!

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Bread, why you dead all of a sudden?

>>715876949
Because little boys are up past their bed time. Go to sleep, Justin.

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#OmegaTime

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>>715876586
Ahh...That makes sense. You did what you had to do

>>715876611
...stay back, feral doggo

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>>715877041
Nuuuuhhhhh. Doggo no want to sleep.

>>715876693

I always thought they were called arachne, but, it's the same

Also they wouldn't be my first choice when it comes to monstergirls, I would be scared at first, but if it isn't too threatening, I might get over it

-Sweet Roll

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>>715877087
Ayyyeee that's pretty Nito.
>>715877107
BORK BORK BORK!

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>>715876669
They're probably just attracted to something new.

>Be me
>Wife and I get married before I find out I have to go start a job with 5 year commitment
>Commitment starts in 1 year and she's threatening to leave because she doesn't want to live in small town.
>Bonus is that I'll likely make way more money in this town. Anywhere from 400-800k/yr.
>What do? (probably nothing I can do?)

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>>715877266
Who knows! I'm happy with it either way. It's less work for me this way.

So how did you find your way here originally? What brought you to the shrine?

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>>715877240
THIS IS ALMOST AS SCARY AS THE MOTHS

>>715877087
At least its better than FlanTime

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>>715877240

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>>715877177
Depends on the origin really, they are one and the same.
-Koi

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>>715877472
Your wife doesn't sound very loyal. If she really won't support you in your effort to make a great living for the both of you, is she really that great? Obviously this is just me spouting my opinion, but still.

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>>715877660
I was here for a fortune, if you remember. Then I just thought I'd stay around.

>>715876669
They probably do, your threads are shit compared to Alice and the ones run by this bitch.

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>>715876949
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VAPvKC3ElU
-Koi

I made it finally

~fred

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>>715877735
MAXIMUM BORK OVERDRIVE!
BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK!!!
>>715877782
Papa Nito, Doggo loves you too.

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>>715877107
Yeah, I know. It was the first stick bug I ever saw in person though, I thought he was pretty cool even though he made me sit with my legs in the seat.

>>715877472
There's not much you can do since it seems your lives are going in different directions... but, since you'll be making that much money, you can probably afford to make some kind of arrangement with her that might save the marriage. It's not for certain, but... what if you got her a small apartment in the city or wherever it is that she wants to live, and then she can spend alternating weeks here and there living it up the way she wants to and you don't lose your wife.

Of course, that kind of semi-long distance could lead to the relationship dissolving anyway, but only if you both aren't trying hard enough to keep it together.

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Sick and in bed and sleepy.

Hope you all have a lovely night.

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>>715878071
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pKiAuUpzCF
-Koi

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>>715878018
Doggo is learning so much.

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>>715877914
Ohh, I see! You like it, then?

>>715877966
Thanks for your opinion! I'll share it with Alice next time we have tea. We could always use more things to laugh about.

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>>715877966
2/10. You didn't even try

>>715878115
They are pretty cool looking, aren't they? I remember once when I was a kid my sister and I were playing in our yard and a stickbug got caught in her hair. It was funny cuz I was expecting her to freak out but she stayed completely calm and my dad pulled it out of her hair. And I almost misread what you said about sitting in the seat

>>715878196
Sick, huh? I've been wondering where you were. Not like i was worried or anything though

>>715878080
This might be enough to reach the Bork-singularity

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>>715878196
Get well soon! We need you to finish the game!

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>>715876197
well, I'm going ahead and try to get some sleep now. Tomorrow everyone's gonna ask me "so what exacly happened?!"

Can't fucking wait.

Also, I was asking for a fortune cookie wisdom, if you don't mind

I'm gonna go get some sleep. I've probably got a long day ahead of me tomorrow. Well, it was fun hanging around here for a while. Goodnight.

-Nico

>>715878453
I don't dislike it.

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>>715878814
Forgot an image.

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>>715878596
Misread it as what?

>>715878814
O-oh, I see. Well we're happy to have you along!

>>715878679
I'm not sure if the fortune cookie givers are still looking, actually...

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>>715878596
>Insert Intial-D score here.
BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK
BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORK!!!! DOGGO'S BORK IS THE ONE THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS!

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>>715879017
well shit. still gonna hit the deck.

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>>715879153
Goodnight! Grit your teeth and get through tomorrow, and I promise it'll get easier from there.

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>>715878814
Ringing endorsement right there. That's how I feel too, though

>>715879017
Well I was thinking "wait, aren't you supposed to have your legs in the seat?" but I realized, no I guess they're technically out of the seat. Silly me

>>715879024
IS IT EVEN SAFE TO BORK THIS MUCH??

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>>715879287

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>>715879335
BORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORK!!!!!!
2000 BORKS PER SECOND!!!

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>>715879017
Thanks. Dunno how long I'll stay, but it'll be a while.

>>715879335
Best endorsement I've got to give.

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>>715879335
>That's how I feel too, though.

>*bubbly giggle*

>>715879502

Stop!

You will break the space bork continuum!

YOU WILL BORK US OUT OF EXISTENCE

-Sweet Roll

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Who want's to see how many Borks I can fit into one post? I'm ready to break the Bork Barrier

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>>715879756
I'm betting it's 500. You better count your borks before they hatch.

>>715879887
Game on. I'm gonna keep putting Borks into my post until this song stops or I run out of space.

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>>715879734
>>715879756
You'll need at least 7 giga-borks to do that

>>715879607
Regardless, welcome to the club

>>715879638
H-hey, what do ya think you're laughing at?!

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>>715880042
Sorry it's nothing! It's nothing.

>*covers her mouth and continues giggling sporadically*

>>715880128
It's good... but not good enough. SOMEONE BRING ME AN ONLINE DOCUMENT!

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>>715875740
I just want to tell Reimu I love her.

reimu why are ur readings so on point

i know tarot isnt real but still

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>>715880275
-stares intently and starts turning red-
I dunno what you're laughing at, but its not funny! I-is it me? You're laughing at me aren't you!

>>715880586
She knows all

>>715880128
>>715880392
inb4 4chins is kill

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>>715880542
I love you too!

>>715880586
The best skeptic explanation I can give you is that the system of cards is well crafted and represents all the various tropes, people, events, and feelings that are part of the universal human experience. No matter what comes up, it's bound to have something in it that relates to your life if you interpret it the right way. So basically, it's just a lot of spooky coincidences, but it's still fun! And the advice it generates can be helpful, even if it's not predicting anything per se.

>>715880993
Most likely yes. The readings are vague enough to allow for the one receiving the reading to interpret and rationalize it, while being specific enough to seem meaningful. Also oftentimes the readings are positive in some way which makes it more 'fun'.

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>>715880993
>>715881181
so...vague enough so everyone sees an aspect of him, but specific in an regard so one thinks "shit das me" ?

>>715880128

These are levels of bork that have never beenn reached before!

-Sweet Roll

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>>715880993
*claims reimu*

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>>715880925
My coup d'etat. 36000 characters. 9000 Borks. One text file.
sendspace com/file/lh2ino
Now to put this file name as much as possible in a post to get the most Borks in one post.

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>>715879287
>>715879448
Yah I can't sleep. Still counting the borks.

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>>715880042
Thanks. I'm kinda getting a little lost here, but I'll stick around.

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>>715880925
Well no, but it IS something adorable so I can see how you would make that mistake!

>>715881181
Mhmm. When it's not positive though...

>>715881479
Your mileage may vary. Sometimes you'll see a lot of things that line up with your life, and sometimes everything's just a bit off unless you stretch your imagination. The human brain is really good at doing that though, to see patterns whether they exist or not. So often times you ignore anything that doesn't line up with what you want to see.

It all boils down to probability and human error, really.

>>715881534
>*claimed*

What happens now?

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Hello, anonymous! How are you doing tonight?

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>>715882120
bad. my gf broke up with me, I'm listening to Metal Gear Revengeance tracks and downed my fifth bottle of booze. But solaire is a happy little fuckwit, I guess.

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>>715882019
There are 77 links in this post. Each link contains 9000 borks. This brings my total bork number up to 693000 Borks!

>>715882120

Late

also Trump went through here with that daki again

and Hello

-Sweet Roll

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>>715882094
Now we eat pocky and watch Netflix

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>>715882337
Jeez... Please take care of yourself. I know what the urge to get ****ed up is like when you're going through stuff but don't overdo it. Seriously. I've been there. Drink some water before bed and leave some aspirin by the bedside so that when you wake up, you can try to knock out the hangover quick, okay? I'm sorry to hear about your girlfriend.
>>715882557
*loud roaring sounds*
>>715882602
A wild Yomi appears!

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>>715882120
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XJTkRxzovT
-Koi

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>>715881993
Yeah, its a little easy for that to happen around here. You kinda get used to it eventually, if thats any help

>>715882094
Wha... Adorable?! Now I know you're just messing with me, nothing I did was adorable!

>>715882448
Holy shit, you're no longer just an envoy of the bork. You have become bork itself

>>715882120
Hey you

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>>715882602
Sounds like my kinda date!

>>715882448
Nah, that doesn't work. We'd have to go to each link to see the borks, and ain't nobody got time for that.

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>>715882752
I had a long day... But I wanted to at least come say hi and let everyone know that I care.
>>715882764
Hello, toast~

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>>715882698
Yup!
>>715882808
Ah, I have to head home now, goodnight.

>>715882808
Wait. I know how I can increase my borkage. Now this will really be stretching it.

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>>715882764
So do people know each other outside these threads?

>>715882698
So I'm checking this thread every 5 minutes, while spamming a /v/ OST thread, and I just don't know what's going on in here anymore. I vaguely rememeber borks.

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>>715882893
One of these days we'll talk for more than just a few minutes, right?

Goodnight...

>>715882764
If you say so!

>*mumbles* (God, I just wanna nuzzle it to death)

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>>715882893
It is a pleasure to see you~
>>715883299
Ermm.. W-what?

>>715882698

Are you roaring at me for calling you late?

Or at Trump because of his daki?

-Sweet Roll

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>>715883408
Trump, of course!

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>>715883396
I mean...bork?

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>>715882937
Well, RIP. Looks like 693000 Borks is the most I can get.
>>715882019
But this post shall go down in infamy as the Borkening.

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>>715882893
Where did you even come from?

>>715883464
Where you been?

>>715883040
Yup. Alot of folks add eachother and talk on Steam. (not sure why anyone would want to do that, though)

>>715883342
I do say so! Ugh, w-where do you get off, calling people adorable and stuff...
-leans in closer-
Did you say something?

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>>715883571
Silly.
>>715883785
Working...!

Well, it seems that the thread really is dead... So I'll go ahead and say goodnight. Sorry I was late, everyone. Have a good night, okay?

Good evening how is everyone here feeling? ~ware wa messiah nari

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>>715883853
He means >>715882019
BORK!

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>>715883865
I have no idea why I'm stillin this borking thread.

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>>715883785
So I take it you don't?

>>715883977
Cuz its chill and Borkus maximus aint dealin with no stress.... i guess ( ey dat rhymed)~ ware wa messiah nari

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>>715883785
Mmmmwah.

>>715883865
I'm feeling light and fluffy, thanks for asking!

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>>715883853
>mfw reisen

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>>715884238
I...I guess?
[spoiler]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeHBi3QZnEI[/spoiler]

>>715875740
What should I do if a girl I'm interested in no longer replies my messages? Move on?

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Well... I'm finally tired guis. See yah later.

>>715884482
fuck you, CTRL+S.

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>>715884501
Yeah, pretty much. If she doesn't come to you later on to talk again, it was never meant to be.

>>715883040
I'd like to point out that there's a Steam group as well, for thread notifications and keeping in touch.

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>>715883853
See ya

>>715884076
Eh, I do a bit. And only to a select few

>>715884309
Siiiigh..
-looks around nervously, then smooches-

>>715884519
You've done the world a service. Sleep tight, doggo

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2bosouX_d8Y
A final prayer for Bork.

>>715884678
I tried calling her and all, and I think I spammed her a bit too much, but she still doesn't reply, even after having called me and after having fallen asleep "together" through a call. I never thought it would end this way, but I guess that is it. Makes me wanna kill myself that when I was supposed to be special, I'm really not.

>>715884309
I'm glad you feel this good ^^ hope it stays with you for a long time
>>715884482
Im not around a wifi signal will watch it later. ~ ware wa messiah nari

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>>715884714
>*stumbles over backwards*
W-w-what's going on?! You weren't supposed to k-kiss me back!

>>715884501
Yeah move on, it's difficult but you have to do it.

>>715884893
should probably watch it earlier than later. Even tho, it's german.

>>715884852
There will be other girls. And other ones. And other ones. Some will work out, others won't. Nobody's special, we're all just people coming and going from each other's lives. So it's best to just enjoy them while you have them and enjoy yourself when you don't.

>>715884982

I think that might be the lewdest thing she ever did

-Sweet Roll

>>715885162
That's proper thinking, although this is making me wanna post her nudes on a thread someday for other people's collective enjoyment. I'll do as your advice says, for you probably more about such a thing than I do, given I'm asking what other people think in the first place.

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>>715884852
One of the worst feelings in the world, aint it? How'd you meet this bitch?

>>715884982
-flails and turns redder-
I j-just went with it, I dunno! I wanted to see what would happen, that's all!

>>715885457
YOU. THIS IS YOUR FAULT

>>715885089
Das sollte kein Problem sein xD ~ ware wa messiah nari

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>>715885368
Do yourself a favor and don't post her nudes. That's petty and low, and I know you're above such things, Anonymous.

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>>715885628
i've been busy with final fantasy, i had nothing to do with this

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>>715885628
What's Chief's fault now?

>>715885723
You sound like you know me well enough, but I get tempted to post them every minute. Consider I'm still butthurt.

>>715885628

And the results...

they were interesting

-Sweet Roll

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>>715885821
Yeah I always saw you on steam playin that XD.

>>715885628
Believe it or not, through a loli board on this very section of this very website. She's a literal loli I fell in love with.

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>>715885971
yeah, busy grinding for my relic weapon. im almost done with it until the next patch too

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>>715885891
Nothing, just...his usual mormon trickery at work. Nothing to see here, don't worry about it

>>715885932
What results? Nothing happened

>>715885821
Go back to molesting those chokobos

>>715886039
Oh wow, what're the odds of that happening. But yeah, as stated before best advice is to try and move on

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>>715886268
i was thinking of getting back into it. then I remember the reason why I left. my shitty ass static.

>>715886322
Even more of a reason why I fell in love. It's a loli with a 10/10 loli body, and the personality I would look for in a girl. Then considering that I met her on a loli thread on this board, on top of all that? Stuff that I'm pretty sure won't happen in my life ever again.
However, as you said, it's probably best to move on. I'm tempted to dump her nudes because I'm butthurt, but there's always some kind of voice within that tells me not to do it. I don't know what to do.

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>>715886322
mother fucker i've been molesting the same goddamn dungeon for weeks over and over no more molesting

>>715886376
never had a static so i dont know that pain, i can imagine its horrible though

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>>715885910
Well, it won't do any good. Who knows why she actually stopped responding, anyway? Wouldn't it feel bad if you did that and then later found out that she had a perfectly relatable explanation for why it happened?

I'll tell you this... I was ghosted by someone once, myself. After a year long relationship where everything seemed to be perfect... there were times when I was angry with her, and there were times when I spent my days just wishing she'd show up again and explain why. I just couldn't understand what kind of terrible person would do something like that.

And then, years later, I got into a situation where I felt like ghosting was my only option. I didn't actually do it, but suddenly I related to that girl who had left me behind without a word, and I started to understand that she was just a flawed, misguided person like me who was fumbling her way through life and relationships. Sometimes making mistakes, sometimes being cowardly, sometimes doing things that severely hurt others without really meaning to... just... things happen. We can all be in someone's shoes one day, so we should treat them how we'd wanna be treated, with understanding and maturity.

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>>715886268
I got a Potato to level 50 and then stopped playing.
Some drama happened and I had to get away from that.
-Koi

I want to fall in love again.

>>715886574
think ya mentioned something about that before, sounded bad

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>>715886322
>*Chocobos FTFY

>>715886268
Wait Update? I thought it's a single player game XD
t. A guy who can't afford vidya for 10$.

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>>715886625
Yeah, shit happens though.
It's not my problem anymore.
-Koi

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>>715886574
You should switch to Hyperion, it seems like it's turning into where everyone goes to get away from drama.

>>715886564
A relatable explanation? She's kept on playing games, and simply ignoring me to moving to replying once a day, from the sweet calls, to the point of not even replying anymore... She just disappeared out of the blue without saying a word. Why would she even have bothered saying I wouldn't be someone she would grow to be bored of, or dislike? I wish I would've had an explanation, but just leaving without even saying a word about it? How is that mature of her, or understanding in the least bit? It hurts a lot in the feels...

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>>715886808
I can't invest that money right now though.
Be good to get off the server I was on, but I doubt I'd get into the game enough to have it worth the money. Plus it was inside and outside the game drama.
-Koi

>>715886590
well, I just fell in love, and today she told me "Eh I dunno if it's gonna work out"

Emotions are a bitch

>>715886714
well thats basically how i play it

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>>715886714
I haven't played final fuckshit in years, I didn't know how it was spelled

>>715886550
That just sounds awful. Is grinding really that fun or worth it?

>>715886808
Yeah, Hyperion weapons have great accuracy

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>>715887092
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bboOev5bGf
-Koi

>>715887092
well it sure as hell made me happy when i got done with the step i was on

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>>715887092
I only played FFVI on my old gameboy advance and I still remember some of the characters there.

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>>715886931
She wasn't mature about it, for sure, but your hurt feelings are coloring how you view her actions. You never know what's going through someone else's mind-- your own mind creates motives and assigns it to them based on their actions, but you never know what they were really thinking.

All I'm saying is, getting revenge on her won't make you feel any better or resolve the situation. It might feel good for about five minutes, but once you've done it, it can't be undone.

Anyway, I'm not trying to lecture you on morals or anything. For your own well-being and peace of mind, from now until the future, I'd recommend that you delete those nudes and any other memories you might have of her from your life, and get started on going back to your own life starting tomorrow. Pick something you've always wanted to do, or learn, and get started! It'll be a healthy distraction from your feelings, and you'll come out of the other side better off in life.

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>>715887218
I completely agree. I could never get into MMO's personally. I've known so many people around me who have sunk crazy hours into some MMOs. Then again, I know the grind can somehow be, like, relaxing for some people? Which I guess I can understand

>>715887297
At least it was rewarding

>>715887347
GBA was the shit. I used to have FFI and II on it. Its amazing how simple and not convoluted the series used to be

>>715887463
I've tried forgetting, but I just can't. I'm a miserable man now more than I've ever been, but it's not like it matters in the end. I've tried getting peace of mind, but I just can't. There are things I keep doing everyday, but I always fall back to remembering what happened. The more I live, the longer it keeps hurting. I'm surprised it hasn't killed me yet. Soon it might... Soon...

I think I am falling in love with someone already in a relationship. What do?

I have no idea how serious they are and have never even met the guy.

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>>715887704
You're still holding on to it, Anonymous... Plus, it's still fresh. It might take some time, but as long as you keep striving every day, the pain from this won't linger forever. There will be other girls, some wonderful, some not-so-much. But none of them should be the deciding factor in ending your whole world.

>>715887871
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0svfrwLb0od
-Koi

>>715887916
You know, I used to be the kind of guy who decided relationships and falling in love wasn't for him, except that all changed when I turned 18. Now, years later, I wish I had stayed on that path without knowing what this pain is like. I think I'll still go on with ending my life. I hate this emptiness that I used to not mind back then. I might make a thread on this very board where I kill myself for everyone's entertainment.

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>>715887871
Try and push it aside; leave it be unless she approaches you. You can love someone without acting on your feelings, and just be close friends instead, if that's what happens. If she feels the same for you, she'll be with you, but don't waste your time scheming and waiting for her. Just keep improving your life and make efforts to meet people who are single, in the mean time.

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>>715887694
Indeed , dang I really miss the old gameplay in the series even the latest is good.

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>>715888159
Can I come with you?

>>715888300
Checked, and sure. Where would you like me to contact you when I decide to kill myself? It's only a matter of time before I do it. Nothing is right. Absolutely nothing.

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>>715888159
Teenage you was an idiot, trying to dictate an aspect of life that he hadn't even experienced based on limited information.

Adult you is still being an idiot, in a similar but different way. So you had your first relationship and it didn't work out. Do you know how many people in the world have gone through that exact same scenario and survived? You're placing too much importance on one person. Let it go, and live a little bit more of life before you decide it's over.

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>>715888159
If you feel like shit and kill yourself, then she and everyone you hate wins. Don't let that happen

>>715888289
I've heard surprisingly good things about the newest one, actually

>>715888496
Teenage me and child me were wiser to not meddle with that sort of thing knowing the exact consequences I am going through right now. It's not about anyone else, but about myself when it comes down to making such decisions. It's not just one relationship. I still have pains from stuff I'm not requesting advice on, all relationship related though. Do you know what it's like to go through 5 years of forgiving a cheater who claims to love you every single time after apologizing? I'm miserable, but that kind of thing is beside the point. Whether they can survive or not doesn't concern me, since they don't understand how the same actions possibly have different consequences on me than they are for anyone else. I wish to die more than anything else in the world right now.

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>>715888658
I don't think FFXV is for me either.
-Koi

>>715888658
But can't afford the game and my pc can't run it.

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>>715889105
I went through my Steam inventory and sold off a bunch of things from TF2 and CSGO.
Got $76 from it. I'm ready for Steam Sales, though I doubt I care too much for anything this year.
-Koi

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>>715888737
You weren't wise then, and you're not wise now. It was your own mistake to keep forgiving that person for five years, and you're gonna sit there and moan about how terrible love is? It's not love's fault that you did that, it's how you handled it that was the problem.

It's not love's fault that this girl lost interest in you, or whatever happened there either. You can choose to close yourself off and put up walls if you like, but they won't do anything but cause you more pain.

>I wish to die more than anything else in the world right now.
You're feeling the worst you've ever felt, right? Guess what? Babies cry because being hungry, tired, or lonely is the worst feeling they've ever felt in their lives. When they grow up a little, they don't cry over that stuff anymore. Kids cry when they're denied what they want, or when someone says a mean word to them, because that's the worst they've ever felt in their lives. And then they grow up a little, and they don't cry over that sort of thing anymore. Getting tougher is part of growing up, and even though you're an adult, you're still a pretty young one I'm guessing. There's still a lot left for you to experience in this world, and you can either learn from it and grow even more as a person, or you can let it break you-- either by killing yourself or by taking the wrong lessons from it and feeding a negative mindset that will only hurt you even more in the long run.

>since they don't understand how the same actions possibly can have different consequences on me than they are for anyone else.
You don't have special emotions that no one else has. It doesn't work that way. The only unique thing here is the choices you make in response to the same thing happening to you. It's a choice, it's not out of your control. I wish you would choose the road that leads somewhere positive, but that's up to you. I've said all I can say.

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>>715889650
Get to work.

>>715889752
Hey good idea! Thanks!

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>>715889078
I'm not interested in it. The aesthetic of the... "boy party" as it were, really turns me away.

>>715889105
I feel you. I play vidya on a toaster

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>>715889893
Ugh I'm too tired...

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>>715890036
Do you need some motivation?

is anyone good with cars in here

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>>715890204
No, but http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Tr07mhTbkS
-Koi

>>715889850
I'll go kill myself right now. Thanks for trying, but it actually does the opposite. Everyone is different, and in those differences, I understood myself better as a child than I did when I turned 18 to not mess with this kind of thing. Now there is something which I can't fix, unless I die.
Anyone wanna see me die on here? What method would you like to see? Roll dubs to decide a method. I'll go make the thread. The wisest thing was not to enter this kind of world, but the second wisest thing is to end myself before it gets worse.

>>715890519
how shit is your life anyway

>>715890519
10/10 epic troll
Reimu is naive af for even giving you the time of day

>>715890519
You're not going to be on anyone's conscience here.

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>>715890922
>>715891054
I know, right? Thanks for wasting an hour and a half of my life.

>>715890519
This is the most pathetic attention whoring.

>>715891235
you've wasted a lot more than that on these threads dude

>work with super hottie
>cameras everywhere
>fantasize that they watch me on camera
>realize slowly that they do
>told several times that they do
>wtfbbq do I do
>hottie approaches me
>explicit statement that they're Dom
>am sub
>am ridiculous intrigued
>Dom starts sending me texts
>photos
>thisisamazing.exe
>back to work after a weekend
>holy fuck I have to work with Dom
>know Dom is watching me
>Dom asks me to do favors
>do favors
>flip shit due to nerves
>am all of the spaghetti
>Dom seemingly less interested now
>dammit

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>>715892153
The only waste of time is doing something you don't enjoy or that doesn't benefit your life in any way.

Give me dubs, I want a tarot reading

- Jacky

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>>715892743
That time is over. Catch the first thread if you want tarot.

>>715892842
Weak attempt, buddy.

>>715892743
I said "dubs", so give them to me

-Jacky

>>715893030
Oh. Unfortunately the threads always happen at unhealthly hours for Europeeans...

-Jacky

>>715892233

I guess I forgot to ask.

wat do, Reimu?

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>>715893139
I am most humbly sorry, great ally of the Japanese. The cards of which I could perform such an arcane ritual are put away for purposes of relaxation and mundane matters must take priority. Please accept my thousand apologies.

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>>715875740
>reimu
>posts konata

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>>715893413
I'm not sure that there's anything you could do, honestly. I would think that a submissive is supposed to be a little spaghetti, but maybe you can work up some flirting magic and get her interested again... I'm just not very sure how. I don't know what attracts people like that.

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>>715893139
I'll do a reading for you.

It seems you drew 2 9s. Cirno awaits in your future.

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>>715893613
>konata

>>715893702

thank you :)

time will tell

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>>715893795
>konata

>>715893795
how is your life anyway, ive seen you alot in here back in the past

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>>715893946
>konata

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>>715893946
>konata

>>715894039
>tsukasa

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>>715894001
You've seen me before?

>>715894139
yeah i remember your threads a year ago i got help from you before but dont remember what it was about

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>>715894232
I don't think it was me, I'm sorry! I haven't had any threads before last week.

>>715894232
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nqHOzUKh2O
-Koi

WTF is this shit!?

>>715894534
oh it must have been another anon doing this, how is your life anyway.

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>>715894776
Don't yell! If you explain what's got you confused I'd be happy to explain...

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>>715894825
I have great friends and two jobs I really like. I can't complain! How about you?

>>715895062
just the usual nothing really going on at all, just turned 18 so its meh now got my own debt card with 85 dollars on it going to get a little more from my uncle since i have been helping him with my grandmother and doing homeschooling, the only problem is i failed a really retarded digital photography class i didnt really like so i might have to get an extra class for next semester. So life is kinda dull and lonley but i dont care much, its like a usual cup of tea without sugar just the way i like it.

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>>715895246
Ooh, I see. Well, I'm glad you can put a positive spin on it! You said you're in homeschool? Is that for high school or are we talking about a stay-at-home university program?

>>715890204
Whats wrong with it?

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Goodnight everyone! Thanks for stopping by!

>>715895543
probably i kinda have social anxiety

>>715895644
already figured it out i might have blown a gasket depends on if it rattles or not

>>715895743
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UdUWRlaPwQ
-Koi

>>715895743
Good night, Reimu!
Thanks for everything!

Mantis

ding

>>715895743
Sweet dreams <3

-Yomi

>>715897329
y u do this

>>715897525
Sorry, I forgot.

>>715897620
Where are you always going home from anyway? What are you doing out so late at night?

>>715897713
I'm not sure if I can answer that question publicly. Please don't make me lie to you...

>>715897845
Hey, it's fine, I was just curious. I'd rather if you didn't lie either. Will we ever talk in private again?

>>715897910
I'm not sure... I'm still "unstable" and stuff. Therapy is barely helping at this point

>>715898044
I see. I'm sorry to hear that...

>>715898156
You're not sorry, but its okay, I still love you

Back to page 1

>>715898234
What do you mean, I'm not sorry?

>>715898360
Lol
>>715898373
It's hard to feel sorry for someone over the internet.

>>715875740
thnx op i gotta be at work in like 6 hours. good to know your looking out for me.

>>715898448
For you, maybe. It gets easier if you've made a connection with them or if they're in a particularly regrettable situation.

>>715875740
Halp.
>Like this girl for a while
>we hit it off well very similar interests she opens up to me a little
> I open up to her a lot
> She stops talking too me for a while
> Finally we start talking again and she tells me it was because she started to like me ( she had a gf)
> She broke up with her GF and we talk a little but recently shes said she wants to be alone
> Want to help more then just date her
Wut do ?


>In b4 beta cuck

>>715898574
Am I in a particularly regrettable situation?

>>715898599
The best way to help her then is the way a friend would, by just offering a friendly ear to listen and checking in on her now and then, keeping her company when she wants it, stuff like that. Try to hold back on any kind of flirting until she's had ample time to get over her breakup and whatever issues she may be having.

I know it's vague and uncertain if any of that will do any good, but that's how helping people usually goes.

>>715898661
You're both. I'd feel bad for you if you stubbed your toe.

>>715898922
Silly girl, you'll learn to let that part of yourself go someday.

>>715899101
Maybe, but not today!

>Go to sleep
>Wake up
>Check catalog
Why is this still up

>>715899343
Listen, I love you and I respect you enough to lie to you anymore. Don't worry, I'm not doing anything bad late at night, just solitary walking and enjoying the city. Sometimes I walk too far and get lost...

>>715899394
Good to hear it! I was just legitimately curious because it's probably 30 degrees warmer here and I still wouldn't be caught dead outside so late unless I had to be.

>>715899524
No one messes with me, it's as if God is protecting other people from me because it isn't their time to go yet. And two layers of fleece is great for cold temps. The night if fun and no one is outside, you'll love it.

>>715897329
>Yomi
Azumanga Dai'oh?

>>715899858
Yes! Absolutely!

>>715899715
Hahaha, how edgy. I do love being outside at night, though. I just usually do it when the temperature is perfectly between warm and cold. It really is nice seeing the world when it's not so busy. It's a totally different feel.

>>715900039
It's not edgy if its the tooth v.v
Ahh stop making me feel like I wanna come back, I hate this place.

>>715900185
Sorry. I don't want to drag you back to something you hate, but I do love it when you come by.

>>715900415
I'm... I'm going to leave now, I have to bathe and sleep. *kisses your cheek* goodnight <3

>>715899908
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MMwCVpxkD7
-Koi

>>715900473
I stayed up later than I should have, so I'm off to bed too.
*brushes against you as you leave*

Goodnight~

>>715900549
kys

>>715900598
>////< bye..

Gay

#mcnuggetchaos

#dicksout

pussies out

ded

One more I love you for Reimu.

I love you, Reimu <3

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