hi /b/. My cousin and his wife are staying at my place until

>>715871738
Holy fuck I'm jerking it bro, keep posting.

I suggest you get a screenshot of this thread and include the first post best post, print it out and put it under her pillow.

what size are her tits?

>>715871738
>How can I get into her computer to search for wins

did you try turning it on?

boot up her computer, go into safe mode...could be a good chance no password on the administrator account....if it's windows...

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>>715871952

36C

Pic related is her

>>715871988

Yes...

>>715872016

How do I do that?

look for her used panties take a sniff and report hwo they smelled.

>>715872167
>Yes....

well i'm out of ideas

take pic of her bra tag and panty tag

Look for photos of her naked on the computer

>>715872167
moar pls

>>715872167

If it is a windows 7 laptop, you can turn it on....start hitting F8 till you get a boot menu

google "Safe mode"

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>>715872234

been there done that

>>715872436

I'm trying but don't know how to get past her login screen.

>>715872512

>>715871738
>How can I get into her computer

Listen up faggot, this is what you do to get fucking wins. I am assuming you're running windows, and I am assuming that the bitch's computer is also running windows. Let me know if that's not the case.

Step 1: do this https://www.ubuntu.com/download/desktop/create-a-usb-stick-on-windows (you don't need to do the verification step)

Step 2: insert the usb drive and hold down the boot menu selection key as the computer boots. This will vary from computer to computer, but is usually F12. If you're unsure, you can google the computer make and model along with "boot media menu". If you're too much of a nigger to figure this out, ask for help.

Step 3: select the USB key from the boot menu, and boot into ubuntu. If you're too stupid to figure this shit out by using the white-devil magic known as "reading", refer to this: https://www.ubuntu.com/download/desktop/try-ubuntu-before-you-install

Step 4: you should see the computer's hard drive in the bar on the left, and you should be able to browse all her files.
>>715871885
You're a fucking failure at life. kys.

Bump, more

>>715871738

>>715872763
DO IT FAGGOT

you've started this thread twice now.
the first one 404d with no replies.
this one is lame as fuck

step up your shit or fuck right off you tremendous casserole

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>>715872763

I've got a live USB stick for ubuntu already. So I just plug it in and boot from the USB and her HD will be available without a password??

>>715873361
Unless her drive is encrypted, yes.

If you have trouble finding the drive, let me know.

Is it a windows computer?

If it's a window's computer, the location of her user files should be something like C/users/username

>>715873361
what size are those?

also, go buy a pair smaller and stuff them in there

she'll think her husband is cheating on her

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>>715873541

Windows computer. I'm in and have found her drive!

How to find pics tho? Just search .jpg?

If you manage to get into her hard drive. you can *search the entire root drive for image files(extensions)
.Make sure "show hidden files" is enabled in folder mode.

>>715873662
I'd start by going through her user files manually.

In fact, if you have an external hard drive, you should just copy everything in the C/Users folder and sort it later.

>>715873803

fucking nothing yet. Don't let this die.

Bump bumpy bump

Bummmmmmmmmp

How long do you have?

>>715873986
Do you have kik? You could install an SSH server, give me your IP, and then I could find | grep for various file types while you search manually.

I can walk you through all of this.

How much time do you think you have?

in that first pic her eyes are looking dif directions

>>715874190
Also: this is why you should encrypt your shit, faggots.

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Bump ;)

>>715873803
exactly. softing through shit takes a while. i have a 256gb usb just for this kinda shit. i always copy the entire user dir (photos, documents, not video or mp3)

>>715871738
You should probably seek professional help.

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wait a minute....

holy shit I found something

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op in thirty minutes

>>715873626
this omg

>>715874459
top kek

well played my friend

>>715874440
really hoping this isn't OP and some poor attempt at a troll instead.

>>715874440
keep it together.

plenty of time to fap later.

are copying all of C/Users on an external hard drive while you search?

>>715874440
moreeeee

Im pretty sure OP i'ts not gonna delivar if he found something

>>715871738
Well since no one else mentioned this to op, you can also just download konboot, burn it to a disk, put the disk in the drive and boot from it. The passwords will be blank.

>>715873361
>has a copy of ubuntu on hand

who the fuck just carries around a flash drive with fucking ubuntu on it?

>>715874440
someone reverse image search this shit. the size of the image is suspicious. cant do it on this shitty phone

>>715874857
I would think most people who work in i.t.

>>715874857
You realize /g/ is also hosted on this site, right?

>>715874876
I got no matches

op is bullshiting us. i googled search image and theres 2 hits

>>715874857
non-plebs

>>715874440
this has been posted other places i found atleast 4

>>715874337
probably did something that made him 360 out of there

>>715875089
proof or it didn't happen faggot

>>715874876
plenty of hits. The professional quality of the picture is enough of a giveaway without RISing

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>>715874440
>>715874876
fake pic

>>715874876
tineye says 0 results

>>715875205
tineye is fucking gay just do it yourself faggot

op is this really your cousin?i mean its not farfetch that she took proffesional pics and someone ripped them online.

Explain yourself op

>>715874857
Agreed. Real men carry flash drives with gentoo on them

>>715875175
OP's got some splainin' to do.

>>715875267
Fuck you, nigger. those making accusations should include a link, else they're aids-ridden niggers like you.

Get the dick out of your mouth, faggot.

>>715875446
Life's too short for gentoo

>inb4 hurrr durr muh optimized binaries

as if your nigger ass is doing anything that requires even -O2

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>>715874984
>>715875013
>>715875109
but this is op, the same op who didn't know how to boot into safe mode at the beginning of thread
>>715872167

I have a fucking lanyard with usbs on it, all individually named after one of the k-on girls with labels on them. All with open-source goodies and linux distros. I know a bit about how fucked up I am and I don't see how op could be almost as fucked up as me and not know how to boot into safe mode.

>>715875267
do... what myself?
Search the internet for matching images...?
What exactly did you expect?

>>715875783
Wtf same

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>>715875863
Here is pic

>>715875783
>all with anime cowgirl milking porn

Fixed that for you

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>>715876488
If you look at them in windows they are all named. I seriously thought I was the only one. What the actual fuck.

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>>715877551

>>715878729
That's crazy my dude

>>715877551
hang on, what is this?

You have usb sticks with photos of girls youve fucked with you at all times?

>>715878832
I guess autistic minds think alike.

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>>715875175
I've never understood why you fucks start these fake threads ...don't get me wrong , some of the knowledge shared in this thread will be good for future reference..but why not just ask instead of making a fake story ?

>>715878897
Nah, it's different IT tools and shit named after animé girls.

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>>715879197
Mugi is for pirated items

Yui is for quickly dropping a keylogger on a computer
>so many netflix accounts

Azusa is all my open source goodies
>gimp, vlc, and the like

Ritsu is my distro usb

I haven't procured a mio yet

Sawako is my mp3 player
>700 pirated songs

>>715879964
What kind of keylogger do you use? I would love a drop and retrieve that doesn't have to be a pass-through.

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>>715880221
I have a question..tech noob here..is there a way to send somebody a keylogger through email?

>>715880221
I use ram hook. Just pop it in and run it, set it to hidden and run on startup, retrieve the log file at a later date. Or you can have the log file uploaded but i've been to lazy to fuck with that.

>>715879176
>ask nicely

Bro how long have you been here?

>>715880553
Can you set the log to to to the usb itself? Cause that's exactly what I've been looking for

>>715880792
The log file ends up where ever ramhook is installed. If your planning on leaving a usb plugged for a period of time you can just run ramhook there and the log file will be there as well.

I just drop the keylogger in some out of the way file and pick it up the next time i get access to the computer.

>>715881387
I see. That's pretty cool. I'll have to look into it. I'm a security specialist for a pretty big company. I wanna get some dirt on the higher ups.

>>715881649
You have to go to college for that? I've been thinking about going into IT. Know any good guides to reverse tcp shells? I don't have access to the computers i want to drop keyloggers in so i want use my phone as rubberducky and setup the keyloggers remotely.

>>715882351
I actually got an internship right out of high-school and got paid to go to college to work for my company. Honestly I learned all that y on the job training. High-school didn't do shit, neither did college. I've been messing around with rubber ducky stuff and actually haven't found a good use for it. That's a good idea, I'll check into that too.

>>715882760
Im in my last year of highschool and the only marketable skill i have is this shit. I've slowly been learning by online tutorials and trying to fuck with my schools network. I've got the IT guys admin password but i have yet to find an opening to break into one of the network computers. Hoping to get one of my teachers fired for cheese pizza.

>>715883295
Haha nice. I shut down our whole network for a bit on finals week my senior year.

>>715883675
Horrowshow, this year we got school issued laptops and everyone does their work on google with thier school account. You are given a password that is standardized with your initials and a number that corresponds to where you are alphabetically in the class. So ijust expanded this knowledge from my own password and gained access to every kid in the senior class's school account. Didn't have to do homework for weeks.. Until i bragged about it to the wrong person, school couldn't prove shit but they had everyone make a personal password.

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>>715874876

>>715874285
truecrypt or what?

>>715874692
fag

>>715872719
Boot with a linux stick and browse hdd

>>715881649
I'm a security specialist for a big company. I get my IT advice from 4 chin.

Sure gets bullshit when all the kids go to bed

>>715884563
We had something similar but it was for staff. I used a key logger to get one teacher's password and could figure out everyone elses. Also our computers saved everyone's chrome passwords and other details in a public place, so I could get to that too. It was a shit show. Our IT guy couldn't figure out shit either.

>>715884563
>I figured out what every highschool in america does

Leet hacker

>>715885362
After this
>>715884563
The IT guy started stalking me. Think frank gallagher without teeth that smells like an ashtray. Doesn't know shit either.

>>715885541
I completely agree, everyone has to start somewhere though.

>>715884922
Hey look at that. You shortened the best suggestion in the thread like its your own informed, slightly annoyed by our ignorance comment. Don't hack me please

>>715885836
Start what, being observant? You are only five feet past the starting line

>>715885362
>the IT guy was shit
>I'm a genius for breaking Cheeto security

>>715886082
How long is the journey O great one?

>>715886354
Long. And hard