Waifu claiming thread
Previous: >>715858468
The rules are simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Discuss stuff
>Keep RP and ERP to minimum
>Post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>Most important: Have fun!
Claim
>>715861982
Cloud rap.
>>715861945
Math rock.
>>715861914
Dark ambient with city field recordings.
>>715861886
Post rock with really dense basses.
>>715861858
Trip-hop.
>>715861178
Lo-fi indie rock.
>>715861204
Really shit tier metal.
>>715861244
Avant-garde electronica.
>>715861276
Art pop with ambient influences.
>>715861332
Witch house.
>>715861362
Japanese math rock.
>>715862201
Shoegaze.
>>715862104
Noise pop with piano, powerful drums and a really blissful reverb.
>>715862529
Howo wabbit
>>715861746
I thought there was more autistic than you ijn this thread
>>715861818
In a good or bad way?
still here
and
>>715862595
im not sure really i havent licked too many body parts
>>715862712
also not me they typed an apostrophe
Dio SANYO
Hol horse said that once, might've been Dio-san YO but I wouldn't know, I'm not that big of a filthy weeb like you worthless sacks of shit.
Catalog is hard.
Sameji claim'f
>>715861544 (Rumia)
Walk like 100 meters to a Red door, go through it and search for a clock tower in town. Go on top of the clock tower and turn the clock to midnight, then you will see a hole open up on the ground below. Jump into that hole and wait like 5 minutes until you finally land in a room full of mirrors. There you will need to find a glass door, not a mirror. Go through that and you should fall out of the sky into the Sanzo River. From there you can ask the locals where to go.
>>715861784(Hex)
Granted thats more productive then ive been. All Ive done is play Pokemon and sleep. Kinda a boring day, and the opposite of what I meant to do.
>>715862220
>>715862712
>>715862712
really?
>>715862811
C'est bien moi
カラミチーマス
>>715862473
I'm in one of those weird states where I'm tired but I'm also not at the same time because of the amount of energy drinks I've consumed within the last 36 hours.
I hate being a DD.
>>715862759
Are you editing these filenames on the fly with Appchan/4chan X, or renaming them in your folder?
Rumia claimed
>>715862867
Awesome, thx bb see you there soon
>>715862892
fucking love armpits sweaty yummy lickable sweet armpits
>>715862759
Didn't forget about you from the other thread- had to take care of something urgent at my end.
Good to see that you're doing okay enough to hang around.
Hello again everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>>715862204
I would never, what do you take me for? Some sort of slut?
>>715862835
What did he mean by this?
>>715862825
I think both, I can get amused from it but you're not a M.
Although I believe my amusement is bigger than the annoyance you get.
>>715862908
Allez les amis! Allons battre le villain vampire Dio Brando avant qu'il transforme toute la ville du chevialier vent en servant zombie!
>>715863043
Maybe, if we saw her reaction to having her tits exposed to the world, we would know wether she's a slut or not. Aren't you curious yourself?
>>715862825
There may be, but I'm not sure
>>715863055
NON DIO, S'IL VOUS PLAIS, NE LES TRANSFORMES PAS
>>715862994
I HOPE YOU READ ALL THAT, BECAUSE I TOOK MY TIME TO WRITE THAT!
sneezing into your arm is fucking gross
just sneeze into your hand and go wash it
>>715862945
>>715862828
pick one that you'd like to try then
>>715863054
I mean that there was only 3 people in the thread until it got linked.
>>715863224
potato as fuck
>>715862500
I kinda know how you feel. I won't go into details, but it involves a ton of mountain dew.
>>715863277
I just got potatoes :o
>>715863299
lewd heretic
>>715863255
It's not about it being hard, we just got used to the comfort of having it linked.
>>715863202
I did! I totally did, I wouldn't tl;dr a fellow waifu anon
>>715863292
POST THE BARE TITS DAMMIT YOU FILTHY WHORE
>>715862977
Goddammit didn't see your post.
>>715863292
>>715863248
well all of them seem appealing besides feet and like eyes and inside nose armpits. everywhere else sounds fine
>>715862828
How are you still alive?
Fuck it, I'll go to McDonalds
Saratoga claim
>>715862795
Mi~ku~ra
How're you doing
>>715863023
Embarrassed Shinonono
>>715863379
Good. Because I was already getting worried that you would get lost and shit.
>>715863491
Get a McRib
>>715863491
Order 10 mcnuggets with a large fry.
>>715863369
only suggestive ;^)
>>715863443
I said pick one you'd like to try the most
I know you like feet
does no one remember esdeath? who I am what the thread used to be like?
>>715863498
Toh-sa-ka.
I'm triggered, I took those tildes for a while but I just can't anymore.
>>715862977
Folder
>>715863023
>>715863475
because i didnt die?
>>715863621
well im not sure which one id want most and i dont want to lick feet thats a bit strange
>>715863693
see but it looks kind of cute from this but not actually doing it
>>715863720
Mimikyu hoodie a cute!
>>715863720
I'll fill your gaping puss with my vampiric essence you cum loving slut.
>>715863491
I used to work there
get the fish fillet its the freshest thing they serve :o
>>715863606
I need more suggesting then
>>715863054
What if I actually hid the fact of being a M? :^)
But hey, at least one of us is having fun
>>715863184
Some people here are literal tards., like this guy >>715863498
Heya Tohsak- Sabe- bote
Nini everyone ^^
>>715861897 (DUKE)
That sounds really messed, I wish there was a cure for it.
>>715861939 (Koume)
I voted for him too, I think he'll be better in his second term.
>>715862150 (Haruhi!!)
She's so cute, I need to watch that anime already!
>>715862176 (The edge of death)
I like bad boys... We will talk about this later.
>>715863549
Gonna take me some time to find a red door within exactly 100 meters of where I am now, though
Might be some kind of puzzle
>>715863834
That doesn't look legal.
>>715863688
No wonder people get sick trying to help you.
>>715863805
pick
its ok dicks aren't off limits
Why aren't these threads on /a/?
>>715863805
I thought you were one of the foot guys
>>715863862
Whoa there, I'm edgedeath's dommy mommy
>>715863862
oh my
>blushes
>>715863292
See >>715863397
>>715863580
No, I'm just going to get a Hot and Spicy and maybe some fries
>>715863688
But then who was phone?
>>715863837
No its gross
>>715863498
Boat+scarf combo a cute. What's up?
>>715863043
Best hat.
>>715863340
>>715863572
Cute scarf.
>>715863841
Kek
>>715863862
There isn't a cure for mental illness
>>715863862
>>715863805
How can I trust that your still alive?
Oh, I got it! How many fingers am I holding up?
(It's only on one hand)
>>715863972
you can't post porn on /a/
>>715863913
Well. First thing is to die too. Don't forget that.
>>715863224
That's not an option when you actually work with your hands for a living, dealing with other peoples thing.
>>715863292
HA! Just Mountain Dew? I had shitloads of that, shitloads of Red Bull and a can of NOS this morning to make sure I wouldn't fall asleep at the wheel.
>>715863414
Doesn't matter. I still get the (cross-thread | You) because Appchan X. I just double post when new threads come around seeing as not all dedicated clients/browser addons and AFAIK even the default 4chan userscript thing do that.
>>715863491
Don't shit yourself on the way out.
>>715863797
That's gotta get pretty annoying pretty fast...
>>715863862
If he even gets far enough to get a second term...
>>715863834
You're goddamn right.
>>715863835
Dude.
>>715864000
Cute Gif cute digits.
>>715863166
>dubs
No, however i will give you this
>
>>715864000
>trips
Why thank you, but i wouldn't say best hat
>>715863299
>dubs
Hello beautiful yoko
>>715863841
What if? What's the point of imagining what if?
>>715863704
Kek, guess I ruined it for ya
>Toh-sa-ka
Ho-mu-ra
>>715863841
Hey discount megumeme how're you doing?
>>715864000
Not much just Vidya. Last day of finals tomorrow then I'm on break for two weeks
>>715863976
you wont even talk to me mommy
>>715863929
meh not everyone some people are still with me
>want a vore story?
>or when I got my friend kicked out of her house she was renting with someone?
>>715863990
Pretty sure Dio would make a better assault rifle to be honest. The world does have the sound of a machine gun when it punches stuff, but thats not exactly what I mean.
>>715864073
On it
>>715864082
...okay I got nothing.
>>715863959
well as basic as it is I think a neck would be an enjoyable experience
>>715863976
i think other tomo really likes feet i forget. either way a footjob sounds ok i guess
>>715864019
uh 3
>>715864223
I love these types of pictures. :)
>>715864188
I always found it a little annoying but if it makes you feel important, yea, you ruined it for me.
>Ho-mu-ra
Sa-ber.
I want to see you coming back from that one.
>>715864260
That was actually correct... Im sorry I doubted you.
>>715864318
this is NOT ok :o
>>715864105
Don't act like you don't want Dio's vampiric essence flowing up your asshole, literally everyone does, even me if you're getting the wrong message.
>>715864223
Remember, sideways for attention, horizontal for result. Now we will be together forever!
>>715864260
see you can pick something after all
and good taste staring with the neck
I was sure you'd pick feet or dick
>>715864171
Hello hello hello~
How are you doing?
>>715864196
Less people than before.
And I don't want to hear any of that.
>>715864425
So are you gonna keep doing these or you retired?
>>715864404
i guessed
>>715864472
juri is hot and what makes you say that?
>>715864082
I hope not
>>715864210
How much force can he deliver with a punch?
>>715864425
Look if you really want the bare tits that bad, then here you go.
Everyone's dividing the syllables in waifu names
Here I am, with just one
>>715864425
We don't need any more Brando bastard children running around
Or would they be Jonathon's because it's his body?
>>715863797
Staying busy with anything right now?
>>715864082
NOS is pretty good at getting me awake. But all of the other stuff on top of that? Damn.
>>715864188
Nice man, well deserved too I'm sure. What were you studying again?
>>715864161
All these scarves make me feel warm and toasty.
>>715864171
Nice Christmas outfit then. How was your day?
>>715864670
Wuh-what...?
>>715864659
I hoped no one would mention the art, one day I had no other choice, someone was going to dig in my usb key and I had to stop him.
But all I could do was delete my 250 pictures of Dionised waifus, it hurts whenever I think of it.
But hey, it's better to move on, more Dionisation one day, god's promise.
>>715864388
>Sa-ber
>I want to see you come back from that
Oh, I thought we were friends :^(
Guess I'll just have to ignore you from now on
>>715864813
General Education classes
I'm in senior year
>>715863926
Dont worry, she's like 18
>>715864240
Oh, and I also vomited three times this morning because of it. How could I forget that amazing experience!
>>715864729
You think I'm kidding... I'm not.
>>715864813
SLEEP IS FOR PUSSIES
>>715864846
>
>>715864425
Why are you so lewd, Dio?
>>715864634
who are you anyway? I don't recognise you.
>ive been working on myself
>>715864172
You're right, I just have to be one
No point in imagining
>>715864188
>reee
It is going well, finally having food that doesn't make me fart 24/7.
>>715864964
Shit man. That sounds rough.
>>715864813
Yes that's the effect I'm trying to feel.
>>715865045
You don't have to worry about me.
>>715865151
Forgot pic.
>>715865004
I'll give you a prize for that response.
>tfw I might have killed Rumia
>>715865219
ok?
Yay, 600 images! Only need 1,200 more and I'll be an elitist, right?
>>715865216
I want to tounge her butt.
>>715864750
3d is not great, I'm just asking for offerings from my subjects, thats all.
>>715864778
Actually Dio got a bunch of children, from the women he had, he killed and stole the blood of the pure hearted and inpregnated those who's heart were dire. He didn't care wether they aborted it or even died before the birth of the child, he just did it because he felt like it. And also because his mother was a stupid dumb cunt and he hated her or something so he though inpregnating crazy mad whores would be cash.
The only son we know of though is Giorno Giovanna
>>715864729
A lot? I know crazy diamond can punch over 300km/h or something but I wouldn't know about The World, it probably can though, it's just not "set in stone" or anything. If I weren't lazy and in lack of offerings I might have verified if it was ever mentioned.
>>715864511
I'm doing pretty good, you?
Also your waifu reminded me, I'm actually watching gurren lagann right now
>>715864813
Thank you.
My day went pretty normal, which is fine with me
How about you?
>>715865444
Isn't Giorno technically Johnathan's kid though
>>715865369
She says "I am so good at sleeping that I can do it with closed eyes". My folder has 713 files.
>>715865342
FINE, CUNT!
>imsosorry.jpg
>>715864875
Cool story dude. I'll be waiting for that day, Dio-sama.
>>715864913
That's not something you should do when you want to become a friend.
>>715865103
That's the spirit, you can start by staying in that position until I give you permission to cease it.
I'll make sure to punish you if you fail.
>>715864964
you could always kys
>>715865211
but im wondering how long you have been here? don't believe everything these guys say. im not so bad!
>thier is also a fine line between helping and fucking with me lel
>>715865231
hehe ignore this
>>715865460
she's cute
>>715865603
It's actually both Jonathan and Dio's son, you could say their DNA merged together or some bizarre shit like that.
>>715865043
I'm just a bit cranky because of the lack of offerings, thats all.
>>715865612
Damn you, popular 2hu!
>>715865613
oh uh ok then
>>715865720
I'll offer my Hachikuji if that will appease you...
>>715865151
>>715865216
Yeah... I'm never doing that shit again.
And I thought it was my job to forget at least one pic per thread...
>>715865369
RUSH B CYKA
FUCKING NOOB
>>715865626
Been there, done that, got a really lazy ass excuse for a blowjob by Satan himself, said fuck this shit, and came back.
>>715865297
It's ok, I respawned
>distracted by a discord, sorry >.>
>>715865626
Don't worry, i still have the others
Sadly i don't have the squirrel story
>>715865720
I guess you could say it all started with a bizarre adventure
>Ran-sama
>>715865804
She doesn't respect the requirements of a proper offering, you'll need to get a better waifu, however changing waifu and side waifus are highly heretical so you're doomed to burn in hell forever.
>>715865394
Good to know
>>715865444
Alright fine.
>>715865780
reply to this post or Hachikuji will bite you
>>715865612
>3865
>>715865863
I still love you ran so much
>I dont think anyone cares about me enough to care about those storys
>>715865952
Your offering has been accepted, have a pleasant day, worshipper.
>>715865980
(You)
>>715865928
What are the requirements? I need to appease!
>>715865735
Every 2hu is popular though. If you go on danbooru and search the tag flandre_scarlet there will be like 30k images. And that is just how many the website thinks it has, since if you look for cum_bath it says 17 images while I can see like 10 pages.
>>715865843
Oh thank god. Because I don't want anyone to cut for reals just from my jokes. And you got Discord? What is it? Unless you are not my stalker.
>>715865990
Neat.
>>715865980
ok
>>715865626
I've already seen you tell people to kill themselves several times tonight.
I can't even understand how how could someone tolerate being associated with you in order to try to help.
>>715865369
>TFW less than 100 pictures
>>715864964
Wait what?
>>715865444
I doubt it's as much as a bullet, and even if it is, it doesn't have the range or fire rate.
Also Dio isn't as cool as Galil
>>715865663
W-well thank you anon-sama
>
>>715865804
Well that's rather...
>l-lewd
>>715865952
>also lewd
>>715865952
DAYUM
>>715864813
>>715864913
Next semester is it for you then? Any plans after you graduate?
>>715864964
I start hallucinating at the 51 hour mark, I'll take my sleep. :)
>>715865211
All things considered, it's not a bad thing to shoot for. Find out anything new?
>>715865460
Not such a great day at my end. I'm fine, but had to take the Mrs. to the ER due to a particularly adverse reaction to new meds. All settled in now though, now that everyone's asleep I can relax. I might have a drink or two a bit later.
>>715866178
NEEDS MORE LEWD
>>715866083
Your waifu mustn't look like pic related
>>715866169
Galil's hair isn't as great as Dio's hair.
>>715865735
>>715866102
Correction: 3 pages.
>>715865623
W-whoa!
I'm not sure if I should take you seriously or not right now
>>715866019
Don't worry, i'll always know you're an edgey cuck
>>715866169
You get a McRib?
>>715866102
A loli server called Sugar Rush, kinda like Pillow Lounge but smaller
>>715866102
And Shiro only has 124 images on gelbooru, 59 on danbooru. Each have three pages.
>>715865863
Yeah, that was the idea, thanks for nothing.
Next time post titties.
>>715866304
Why are you so mean to me Dio!? D;>
>Is this better? Danny Sexbang is my husbando.
>>715864670
because I know you
>>715866019
esdeath a cute
>>715866470
Having multiple waifu is heretical, leave now heretic.
>>715866178
i would fuck her face in
>>715865952
DAAAAYYYYYYUUUMMM
11/10, would cuddle and get lewd. That's in no particular order by the way.
>>715866169
Last time I got food poisoning was when I got a Big Mac about 2 months ago. Came close to a fucking disaster on my way home.
>>715866529
Waifu is not husbando
>>715866469
How about not
>>715866402
I'm surprised esdeath is still alive to be honest.¸
Could've sworn he'd be dead by the time of my return.
>>715866497
well then what would i pick second?
>>715865952
YES
>>715866304
Galils hair is pretty great. Dio doesn't even have a receiver, or a bolt, or a barrel or a magazine.
>>715866572
Kek, you should have sued
>Galil
>>715866733
candle wax
>>715866178
>>715866209
>>715866572
It's one of my favorite pics. That's all you get.
>>715866774
But Dio is more a cute so I'd use him as a gun, just think of all the mudas.
>>715866826
I will admit, that is a nice picture...
~Hachikuji
>>715862220
Waifu fucking claiming thread, why? What is wrong with you? Do you have some type of mental fucking illness to have make up shit like this? Fucking grow up you dumb shit. Fucking Waifu fucking thread, get a fucking job.
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