Good evening, Anonymous! Come hang out in the shrine for a while.

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>it's a 'Jeice doesn't have time to eat because the schoolbus shows up right after he finishes making his apple pancakes because he had to sleep into the morning because he had to do homework for his unappreciative teachers after working at the grocery store for his unappreciative boss after working hard in school for his unappreciative teachers so he has to go to school hungry so he decides to slack off just this once and figures since he's a good student his unappreciative teachers will let it slide but they end up giving him detention' episode
Bullshit. Fucking bullshit. The whole education system is my anus. Why should I tolerate this nonsense? I'm not going to tolerate this nonsense. Jeice is literally the best Waifu and none of these Russians even have a clue. I bet they don't even know who Scatman John is.

>>715861193

*in broken arabic*
marry me

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#OmegaTime

>>715861193
OP, Tomas here. I want to roleplay with you guys. Who wants to fucking roleplay? War shit.

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>>715861334
You forgot to send me a-

Wait, nevermind. If I finish that sentence people might actually do it.

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I'm around for the time being.

Hi diddly ho, threaderino

Did anyone see Rogue One?

-Sweet Roll

>>715861473
I can give you all the memes in the world beautiful

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>>715861193
Ayyeee. I guess I'll give this a shot. Call me Doggo.
Rolling for a reading: Love and Relationships.

>>715861532
I saw it. It had some tone/character consistency issues, but it was totally worth the 6 dollars I spent to see it, and the last 10-15 minutes were just stupendous.

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>>715861473
A screenshot. A screenshot of The Sims 3. Boom. I knew that's what you were thinking, and I got plenty of screenshots to take.
But, really, think about this actual shit for a moment.
>>715861290

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>>715861699
Just got to wait a bit for the tarot reading now.

>>715861532
Doggo here, I certainly enjoyed it. In hindsight it really had it's flaws, but needless to say, I'm kinda glad I got to see it.

>>715861699
>Doggo has bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Study", "48".
looks like you need to study to make it better

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>>715861676
Aaaahn~!

>>715861699
>Two of Pentacles
There will be a balancing act between two forces. It could be two romantic interests, or maybe romance vs. some other aspect of your life.

>Seven of Swords (Reversed)
Narrow views will hinder your success, due to a lack of support and understanding.

>King of Pentacles
A proud, self-assured man becomes a loving husband in the not-so-near future.

>>715861796

Yeah, I found the whole final fight way more entertaining in contrast to the rest of the movie

I enjoyed it more than Force Awakens

I'd say more, but spoilers

I also really liked the robot

-Sweet Roll

alice thread when
alice thread when
alice thread when
alice thread when
alice thread when

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>>715862410
I wanna fap to reimu OP

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>>715862360
>bad luck
Well, I certainly won't dispute that. Funny enough, I don't study at all. Thank you, have a doggo.

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>>715862410
I'll *deep meme voice* give you the good stuff

>>715862526
Usually late Friday in US or Saturday if you're further West.

>>715862410
Interesting reading. I'll certainly look into it.

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>>715861290
Oh, see, I thought this was somebody's actual real life problem but it was worded so obtusely that I sort of zoned out. But that sucks.

>>715862526
Didn't you catch the going away party?

>>715862542
Then why don't you?

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Sup thread

>>715861193
Fortune cookie for Uncle Harvey, please?

Ah, hello Seija

How are you?

-Sweet Roll

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>>715862708
I love me some dank memes, if you know what I mean.

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>>715862899
wow Reimu OP, lewd as fuck

I think I may have a problem. I think a god has taken a liking to me and has killed someone I dislike. That, or my luck is murdering people. Do you know any gods that could possibly take a liking toward me?

Call me Nico, by the way.

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>>715862899
>it was worded so obstusely
O-OH, so you want it to be th-that way? You don't think Jeice's problems matter? OK.
>>715862959
Get out of my solar system, kid. This thread is for adults that want to talk about The Sims 3 and Oreos.
I'll obstusely you in the face a few trillion times. Let's see how you like that. I-I'm not blufging, either.

>>715863087

\/ \/ \/

>>715862959

-Sweet Roll

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>>715862899
What's this about a going away party? Is everything finally imploding? Cause that'd be pretty cool.

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>>715863283
I like oreos. Where are the oreos. Give me the oreos.

>>715862966
>Uncle Harvey has good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Yellow", "49".
well you get good luck

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>>715863227
Probably just luck.

Rare chance you had some sort of unconscious contact with some other worldly thing or enough people hated him and made their thoughts into reality.

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>>715863283
Wow. Jeice is actually going to be late for work because of detention.
I tell you, it's institutional racism.
>>715863485
Go bite her
>>715862959
in the crotch really hard and I'll give you all the Oreos you want.

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>>715863139
What reaction did you expect?

>>715863227
No, they all hate you and Ikidusesshomaru-sama was trying to frame you for murder but he's kind of an ineffective villain so didn't think it through.

>>715863283
Maybe Jeice needs to get a private tutor in English, huh?

>>715863317
It was her last thread for 2016. Nothing's imploding, everything is cool.

>>715863227
>Nico has extremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Silver", "8".

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>>715863283
It's 2017 man no one wants to talk about the sims. Oreos are fucking delicious, though.

>>715863485
>>715863641
I'll flip you

>>715863869
>What reaction did you expect?
Not that, but I liked it
Post more lewd!

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>>715863957
>*circus music starts playing*

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>>715864140
The circus theme is the best song in the history of mankind

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>>715863894
The doggo wants the oreo. Give now.

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If I were God I would give Reisen the world and let everyone else suffer.

Reisen poster claimed.

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>>715863894
>hahaha it's [Current Year] nobody wanna drink diarrhea soup ennymore hoohoho ammiright
Imagine being locked a room, naked and tied up with several Oreos stuffed in your creamholes (ass and pucii, we'll call it double-stuffed) along with a hungry dog that really likes Oreos.
I may be very small in terms of pixels, but I tell you my wrath can be enormous if you insult my amazing Sims characters.

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>>715864320
Hey cute doggo
That guy >>715863087 has the oreos

Also hi, Sweet Roll

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>>715864140
>when you get a (You), it's from Reimu OP AND it's kinda lewd
It's beginning to look a lot like christmas

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I wanted to draw today but so many happenings occurred I was stuck on /pol/ all day getting the news.

Say what you want but /pol/ is quick for the news.

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>>715864499
Wrong. She's a liar. She's hiding the Oreos in her armpits. She's a pervert and she likes to collect her own sweat in the cookies so she can eat them later and pretend it's Reimu OP's armpit sweat.

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>>715864505
Whaa? Umm... Merry Christmas, I guess!

>>715864514
So is Reddit!

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>>715864694
Shut up, they're my fuckin oreos
You and that dumb doggo can't have them

>>715865039
You're being mean ._.

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>>715864694
But... but... le dubz.

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>>715865005
>I guess!
Reimu OP you have to say it with all your heart or it doesn't mean anything ;_;

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>>715865005
After Reddit was caught editing and screwing around with other peoples posts I'm not even going to touch it.

>>715863637
I actually don't know if he's dead or alive. All I know is that his girlfriend, who is also a very close friend of mine, has been really distant as of recently.

>>715863869
Who the fuck is that?

>>715863872
Nice

-Nico

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>>715865039
Look how that slipper is a little loose.
>when she puts the oreos in her slipper, crushes them with her feet, presents her dirty chocolately soles to you and says "~~Eat up. Anon!~~"

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I almost thought this wasn't happening tonight

>>715861439
We used to do that kinda stuff back in the day. Maybe if there were enough of the right people around, we could get something going.

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>>715865039
Doggo is not dumb. 1v1 me m8rino

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>>715865164
You expect me to say it with full Christmas spirit while doing something embarrassing..?

Hhhhh... okay, here goes.

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I'd go down on Reisen. Believe me, folks, believe me.

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>>715865116
It's what I do

>>715865256
Sup Sonya. Could I hire you to whack someone who's after my oreos?

>>715865271
Bring it. See if you can get me while I'm up here. Oh, poor doggo can't fly? What a shame. Guess you'll have to lick the crumbs off the ground as I eat all these delicious double stuffed oreos.

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>>715865467
aww don't be embarrassed Reimu OP!

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>>715865633
I'm on doggo's side. Stop hogging all the Oreos or I'll atomize you.

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>>715865633
>mfw
Doggo can't even.

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>>715865770
>>715865892
Is this what you want?

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>>715865480
...Why did this make me laugh

>>715865633
Oh hey, sure you can. Oreo protection is a big deal these days.

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>>715866036
Close enough. It isn't oreos tho. Much disappoint.

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>>715865684
MERRY CHRISTM-

Oh no!

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>>715866036
What a dumb picture. I-It's not like I already had that one s-saved, or anything...
Anyway, it's time for me to seek out some actual high-quality chocolate.
In another galaxy, of course.

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>>715863869
Bummer on both counts. Oh well, there's always more time for an implosion.

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>>715866267

>>715861193
I want a reading about my love life please thanks

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>>715866240
>>715866303
Alright, alright

>"~~Eat up. Anon!~~"

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>>715866134
It's funny because it's true.

Look at my face. Does this look like the face of mercy?

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>>715866267
Is this heaven?

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>>715866267

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>>715866324
Don't get your hopes up. You know how resilient those people are

>>715866267
All I want for Christmas...

>>715866478
True, very true. These filenames are too much

>>715866523
This is also heaven: >>715866446

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>>715866324
Try a super nova. Those implode, right?
>>715866446
Lewd! But tasty!

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>>715866626
Shit, dude, you're pretty much one of them now, so you might know better than me.

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Are you happy now? That was so much Christmas spirit that the wrapping came off!

>>715866626
I dreamed about this thread last night. I remember this exact post.

-Nico

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>>715866626
Don't mind those. I can't tell if I'm in love with Reisen poster or obsessed.

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>>715866940
Why hello President Elect Donald Trump. What brings you to this lovely bread today?

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>>715866908
Please never stop, Reimu OP.
Never stop anything.
Ever

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>>715866626
>>715866802
Now, Sonya! Get him!

>>715866908
>>715866911
Could I get a tarot reading in love, please?

-Nico

>>715866940
obsessed.

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>>715867092
Doggo no want

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>>715867039
Good evening Captain Spazna, I'm here to catch a glimpse of the beautiful Reisen.

>>715867221
Then how come it feels good?

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>>715866805
I refuse to be considered as one of them

>>715866908
[Witty comment about stocking stuffers]

>>715866940
Could be both, maybe. Not like anyone can blame you though

>>715867092
On it

>>715867322
Oi...back, doggo. Stay back

Will the Bills make the playoffs in 2017?

Name: Spike

>>715861193
will I fuck one of my coworkers

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>>715867629
There is no fear. Only doggo here.

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Box?

>>715861193
If I get dubs+ and leave a name can I get a telling of my fortune and a cookie of fortune?

L o u i s

>>715867411
shouldn't you obsess over someone who's single

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>>715867828
No. Ball.

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>>715867157
>Knight of Swords (Reversed)
This seems to be saying that you don't respect women enough, or that you revel in conflict. That could work out poorly for you.

>Two of Swords (Reversed)
You're met with lies and deceit.

>King of Cups
Those experiences cause you to focus your efforts on higher principles and higher love, becoming strong, dignified, and gentle.

>>715867912
yes

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>>715867629
Why are you standing on a desk? Is that one of your assassination techniques? With the mop?

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>>715867996
Thanks Reimu OP!
You da best

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>>715867629
OneOfThem OneOfThem OneOfThem OneOfThem OneOfThem OneOfThem OneOfThem OneOfThem OneOfThem

I see the thread is slowing down

Hmm...

-Sweet Roll

>>715867996
I do have...issues when it comes to conflict. Pretty spot on reading.

Also, nice lewd.

-Nico

>>715867674
>Spike has very good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Red", "62".
you have good luck and the bills
>Buffalo Bills has extremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Violet", "1".
fortune cookie says they might get lucky

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>>715868402
Doggo use secret assassination technique. Call it death glare. Automatic win.

>>715868466
kinda hard to slow down when you're only going 1 m/s

>>715867912
>>715868066
>L o u i s has extremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Black", "78".
congrats

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Gwq1OyLsWW
-Koi

>>715868741
Does that mean 2017 or the remaining days of December? But thank you Reimu OP!

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>>715868682
A meter a second seems decently fast

>>715868659
Well I counter death glare doggo in the face

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>>715868402
Of course it is! It is also important to maintain a safe distance when dealing with wild animals, as they can be unpredictable

>>715868430
>

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>>715868415
Are you finished, then?

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>>715868828
I am completely fixated on this crab. It is truly magnificent.

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>>715869027
Fapping? Yes!
Admiring you? Never!

>>715868947
take it as you wish

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>>715869027
I don't think I can take much more of this.

-Nico

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>>715869144
Okay then!

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>>715869027
>finished
Also giving you my trips >>715869000

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>>715869016

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>>715869325
Have a goodnight Reimu OP :)

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>>715861193
why did my girl decide "nah I'd prefer if we stopped this" all of a sudden

>>715869000
Doggo no want.

Man, these places are weird. Would like a fortune cookie though. And a tarot reading if I gets.

- Alfie

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>>715869339
Yummy, yummy trips~

>>715869313
Okay, one more!

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>>715869557
Can Doggo have the cookie?

>>715869685
I, ah, suppose. You, dog, can have my fortune cookie.

- Alfie

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>>715869733
Doggo just wants the cookie, not the fortune.

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>>715869733
Checked! Did you have a question for the cards?

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>>715869828
Doggo can't have cookie, bad for digesto

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>>715870194
Pls. Doggo want cookie. Mean person.

>>715869490
Maybe you should ask her that, for closure.

There has to be a reason, but it's not something we would know.

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>>715870455
I bet it's because he plays csgo

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>>715870593
I guess you can say she made him CS GO AWAY!

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Are we done for the night already?

>>715861193
I have no idea if this person likes me ( lets call her anon-chan) and would like a reading to know what to do
PS. I like her

>>715870455
well. story time

went out to eat today. "we need to talk" well okay it's not like we haven't talked before, and she knows I'm a guy who can be talked to.

Basically, she's unsure if she's ever gonna be able to "connect" to me on an emotional level, and she's not ready to be called "girlfriend" by someone. needed 7 months to be called girlfiriend by her ex. anyway, we were very, very close, she even said "holy shit that was more intimate than 90% of every secual encounter I ever had". and then, "nah I'd prefer if we'd stop this." I was afraid this would happen, but chalked it off to me being paranoid about shit like this

>>715870593
>>715870745
fagets. made me chuckle tho.

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>>715870951
Sounds like she has commitment issues. It's her, not you. She's scared because she felt a connection and for whatever reason it scares her.

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>>715871217
Reimu-OP, can we have puns? I want puns. Make a pun.

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>>715871217
I like my theory better
>>715870745
HA HA HA

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>>715871408
Is doggo funny yet?

>>715871217
I still feel like shit about it...like. why even go to that level if you don't wana hold it there?

bump

but it looks like thread will be over soon
¦T

-Sweet Roll

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>>715861193

If you dont id love a reading for relationships but no distant future readings please. I want to see how a relationship with a boy i like might unfold

-JJ

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>>715871544
Yes, you're funny
Good doggo, have a sweet roll >>715871658

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>>715871381
Why don't some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don't work out. Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside. Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.

The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up. I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.

>>715870807
Hope not

~Mantis

Fug it, this thread seems as good of a place to ask as any.

I have an ugly face. How do I offset ugliness? Too shy to post pic.

My internet friend stopped talking to me after we skyped.

I'm not fat.

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>>715871879
Yeh yeh yeh!
>Better dead than red

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>>715871632
The start of every relationship is an appealing time. I can tell you from experience that some people get addicted to the feeling of starting a new relationship but they have absolutely no idea what to do once it's started.

It's just an issue that she'll have to work through on her own once she realizes that she's depriving herself of wonderful experiences by running away. I'm sorry you had to be the subject of her learning experience, though. Better luck next time, okay?

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>>715872055
be rich.

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>>715871901
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kofTOg4UcE
-Koi

For once, would like a reading on future relationships.

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>>715872237

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>>715872055
Well, make-up can do wonders... It depends on what actually makes you "ugly" though, and in the end you're gonna have to own up to the features you have unless you can afford plastic surgery one day. The right people won't be so shallow.

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>>715872284

>>715872185
I have a good job, house, and nice car.

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>>715872374

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>>715872361
This isn't very inspiring.

I know I'm ugly though. I won't get plastic surgery.

>>715869557
>Alfie has bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Cyan", "68".
well fuck

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>>715872494
Guess I'll just have to settle for a cookie.

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>>715872172
well...she did say she's not sure what she wants, if she ever know what that'll be, if she'll ever know what it even is...but she said I'm good for her. In maybe like three weeks? And that intimacy thing, additionally. Why put a stop to all this, if everything is good for her, she njoys it..and then, "nh m8, I r8 0/8 we can stay friends"

By Odins beard it fucking kills me

>>715872376
bu do you have money to spend on her, entirely, apart from your needs?

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>>715872374
This thing is cute but it creeps me out at the same time... it's like, I don't wanna kill it because it's cute and fuzzy and it's so big that it would probably spill blood and guts everywhere and I'd feel guilty for what I did... but my natural instincts would still be going haywire if it was in the same room with me.

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>>715871901
How do you kill time? You take a gun to it. What do dogs and trees have in common? They're all bark and no bite. I once turned a globe to the otherside; it really put a spin on things. How do you flip a house? Play monopoly and turn the piece upside-down. Getting scissors is always a pain; it cuts into your time.

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>>715872374
>>715872451
Moths always look so comfy

>>715872777
checked

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>>715872660
fuck that's cute

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>>715872797
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zp2iLQI74i
-Koi

>>715872660
>Koi's love life has normal luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Family", "70".
might be good might be bad

>>715872827
well, I dunno then, apart from the squidward treatment.

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>>715872672
I get that you don't understand it. It's hard to understand that mentality unless you've been in it yourself. She doesn't even understand it herself. It's just some kind of weird natural urge to run away from anything good, probably because of some past trauma or abandonment that still affects her to this day.

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>>715872943
Ahh, pretty vague. I won't count on much.

I'd like a fortune. My names joey.

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>>715872374
10/10 best moth

-Nico

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>>715872672
Too much Sunny-D, chosen undead?

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Tarot card readings, nothing but superstitious nonsense perpetuated by more than capable observant poker dealers.

>>715873099
I'll donate my dubs to the moth /b/ro.

-Nico

>>715872777
Yes I do.

I told her I would have paid her way to visit me too.

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>>715873099
I think I have something for you.
-Koi

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>>715873103
>that fucking build

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>>715872827
Kek'd

>>715873086
>Joey has bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Grey", "7".
rip luck

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>>715873211
What pokemon is that?

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>>715873076
>>715872929
>>715872451
>>715872374
Creepy as all hell

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>>715873301
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Y5aAR59Dam
-Koi

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>>715873238
Combine with Charcoal Pine Resin, Green Blossom, Hornet Ring, and Dark Wood Grain Ring for maximum lulz.

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>>715873379

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>>715872929
It's not just moths but any kind of insect or spider, especially flying ones. It's hard to explain "why" since I know logically they're just minding their own business and trying to avoid me too... but it's exactly because they're scared of me too that I can't stand to be around them. They're unpredictable. They'll start flying all over the place, frantic and smacking into things... it puts me on edge. And I get a mental image of them either smacking into my eye or my lips, or somehow getting caught in my clothes and crawling around inside...

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>>715873456
Also it's a +15 Large Club.

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>>715873484
It can be quite bothersome when a moth flies inside at night and tries to fly around the lights inside.
-Koi

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>>715873463
>>715873211
Okay, these are less creepy

>>715873484
I have relatively the same fears, sort of. But I always feel extremely guilty about killing bugs and always try to shoo them outside.
>...getting caught in my clothes and crawling around inside...
Lucky bugs...

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>>715873484

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>>715873813
I personally don't like bugs or spiders myself. Touching one makes me jump.

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>>715872974
any way to overcome, and convince her to continje? even though, I don't like the word "convince". Feels like I'm forcing her to stay with me

Double hard for me, since I'm more the guy who goes "full or nothing" in life, in every aspect...even then, I respected her decision to go at it slowly, discreetly, even though that's hard for me. I tried, but she still felt like it was necessary to kill it all off..

>>715873103
no such thing as too much sunny D

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>>715873731
I still appreciate moths, they're really pretty... I just like to enjoy them from far away or preferably from behind some glass. I try not to kill any insect unless it's a cockroach or an emergency... like, let's say I find a spider crawling around in my room right before I go to bed... sorry, buddy, but you've gotta leave this world.

>>715873813
You're not even trying to hide it anymore. Teehee.

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>>715873862
-Koi

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>>715874089
King DeDeDe is best animu.

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>>715873961
The only spiders that I like are jumping spiders, since they're downright adorable. Otherwise, yeah

>>715874153
I was just making a little comment! I'm not hiding anything. I mean, there is nothing to hide! Uh, I mean...

>>715873390
I've always wanted to use vocaroo to read some shit, but I get nervous over the sound of my voice.
>>715873653
Dear lord...

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>>715874414
BUT WHAT ABOUT THESE

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>>715874089
Proceed at your own risk... the risk being that you'll massively waste your time and end up feeling like a pathetic whelp chasing after someone's affection. I don't say that to be mean, but you will feel that way if you try really hard and she still just wants to move on.

You'd probably be better off distancing yourself from the situation and trying to go back to being happy on your own, or maybe seeking out new prospects. Don't jump into anything new right away, but don't limit yourself either. Like I said, it's on her to fix this issue she has, and there's not much you can do besides try to be understanding and let her figure out what she wants. But my advice would be not to put your own life on hold for her.

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>>715874414

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>>715874458
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0T0aeTGSGFH
-Koi

>>715874458
Yeah. I also have a min maxed Giant Dad build at Level 20 with a +3 Chaos Zweihander.

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>>715874602
still feels like shit to be dumped out of the blue like that..

Well. Got any fortune cookie wisdom for me?

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Posting best moth

>>715874153

For me, it would have to be parasitic bugs, and sometimes spiders, I just really do not like the idea of a creature latching on to me and sucking my blood, while also having the chance of having me catch some disease, mosquitos are different, I just hate them. I am only selectively scared of spiders, I'm not afraid of every spider I see.

I also love moths, I always try to carry them on my finger by gently poking its head

-Sweet Roll

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>>715874805
Im not gay, but that voice is like butter. I would totally masturbate to that voice if I had to.

>>715875058
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nCtTR5IO1y
-Koi

>>715875165
Kek

>>715874584
AMAZING

>>715874638
I was sincerely hoping that someone would post that. Thank you

So... is bread kill?

-Doggo
(I'll use a signature for now, since no more images)

>>715875740
>>715875740
>>715875740