Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>715832299
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. It is fantastic to be atrocious! You must be the one beyond good and evil."
Sonokawa Momoka is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^
>>715846216
Nice bunny
>>715845609
What the f-bomb, I can't even own one car!
>>715845611
H-how is Haruhi?
>>715845717
Well, one has anger problems. He's just a pain to deal with.
>>715845990
But you said it was waffle!
>>715846342
Thanks. I apparently don't compare to bunn though
>>715846285
I still unofficially claim her
>>715846364
that sounds horrible... Are you going to be okay?
Claim
>>715846254
I was asking if that was the correct pronunciation. No offense intended ;-;
>>715846489
>>715846438
>>715846421
>>715846403
>>715846342
>>715846292
>>715846216
FUCK YOU ALL I HAVE A GUN
>>715846351
It's fucking late you should probably not be claiming right now Syndra <3
belly
>>715846659
Dont tell me what to do
>>715846364
What do you mean?
>>715846592
>>715846592
And a shit waifu from a shit show
Yoko claimed
Finally back
>>715846364
DAMMIT I SAID LUFTWAFFE.
>>715846722 (cute)
I was commenting on the situation.
>>715846592
Strike Witches? More like Shite Bitches
Sameji claim'd
>>715847070
why most you post niggers
>>715846568
I can't even hear your pronunciation. And no matter what you tried it was wrong.
>>715846820
>>715846829
>>715846918
Won't shit talken for long you fucking little shits when the SS and I come in
>>715847134
why can't you type?
>>715846592
I thought I told you to lay off the shooting!
>>715847143
Oh, okay then
>>715846903
Whatever.
Give me a pic so i can sleep.
>>715847167
I hope the SS are wearing pants, because everyone in your show seems to have forgotten pants exist
>>715847198
NEVER
>>715846592
FUCK YOU I AM A GUN
>>715847221
>>715847167
Jokes on you, I'm with the Wehrmacht
>>715847193
them fockin feet m8
>>715847309
Skirts > pants
>>715847641
/thread
>>715847423
Dont stay up too late too
>>715847510
Oh i'm so sorry, please proceed
Best
>>715847410
Small arms fire is nothing to the Luftwaffe!
>>715847641
FUCKIN YES
>>715847708
Only reason to wear pants is if it's cold or you need pockets
>>715847976
Infantry > Air Force
>>715848073
Dresses are also acceptable
>>715847976
Thumbnailwaffe
>>715847817
>2 close 4 comfort tbh
I'll try tho
>>715847976
>>715848220
Infantry is indeed better, Air Forces lack Bayonets
>>715848220
Fine the Wehrmacht and I will destroy you!
Robbie Rotten
>>715848403
>German tanks
>Useful
Maybe for drawing fire, or wasting money
>>715848220
good
>>715848613
At least the Germans were in WW2, unlike the kikes
>>715848704
The kikes were in WW2, remember the 6 gorillion
Been in New York 4 days and just sold some tourists some weed. What are you virgins doing with your lives?
>>715848613
Blitzkrieg > Your bullshit
>>715848789
Not breaking the law
So that doctor visit had nothing to do with my abcess.
>stopping all medication until I get the tooth fixed
>going to a new medication once I sort the tooth
>6 weeks on steroids again
>abortion drug is stronger dosage
Fuck.
>>715848073
>pleiades
Which one? Or are you being a degenerate and claiming them all?
>>715848789
Time stamp pussy
>>715848755
The faggots sat there and died, the Germans wrecked shit
>>715848789
Not using Daddy's money to take a vacation
>>715848789
I thought gf wasn't let you post in New York?
>>715848923
You want me to take a picture of like a hundred dollars? This is barely any money at all
>>715846438
It's for a whole week, I'm not going to be okay, I want to diiie
>>715846738
I mean how are you feeling mentally, emotionally and physically?
>>715846891
I can't speak Nazi!
>>715848613
sounds like someone wants to get fucking gassed and this time for real
>>715849034
Better start
>>715848704
There were at least 500,000 Jews in the United States Military, and likely more in other militaries. Don't forget
>muh Holocaust
And no, starting a World War is not a good thing.
>>715848620
Lewd tbh fampai
>>715848794
Maybe in the Revolutionary War era, but in WW1+ times machine guns would like to say hello to your Blitzkrieg
>>715849151
How do I start learning?
>>715849029
You're better off jacking to the ad of a guy fucking a fruit than a cringey ass animated preteen
>>715849034
Luftwaffe = Air strike force in german
Well that sucks. Is it only that one person who has aggresion problems?
>>715849029
Fix your eyebrows
>>715848789
not being an attention whore normie on 4chan in the shittest place of /b/
>>715849034
RIP Momo. What do you want on your tombstone?
>>715849034
>>715849204
kek
>>715849173
That depends on perspective, really
And by kikes I meant Israel
>>715849218
So you going to keep pretending you're a big shot when you use daddy's money?
>>715849221
Why are German words so big!?
Yes, but he's bring his two loli kids to bother me.
>>715849313
"Here lies the most beautiful princess of all the lands"
>>715849328
Have you eaten today?
How does it feel to know the person you argue with so much is doing things you fantasize about doing with a cartoon character
>>715849173
In 6 weeks the germans took over France withe blitzkrieg tactics. You need a history lesson.
>>715849183
Go to germany
>>715849462
it's just two words in one
Luft and Waffe
Luft = air
Waffe = Weapon
but Luftwaffe = Airstrikeforce
>>715849482
Have you eaten her ass after a shit?
>>715849482
>implying you aren't the one with shitty arguments on the shit place of the net
fucking retard
>>715849462
>>715849440
Big shot? Dude that's like a hundred and five bucks I got for selling a quarter ounce to some fags in time square if I showed y'all just one of my pay checks you'd damage control so hard
>>715849482
Doesn't bother me
>>715849482
I want to pet your eyebrows... Did you enjoy NY?
>>715849566
I want to so badly but it's not the same Germany as the one I read in books.
>>715849654
Get off 4chan and take your girlfriend around the shitstain that is NYC. Goddamn.
>>715849654
(X) Doubt
You live in a trailer
>>715849574
Oh my god...
Uh that's that B letter I'm seeing in some of the words?
>>715849631
It's dinner time now, are you going to eat?
>>715848789
Bragging about being a drug dealer? Riiiight.
>>715849751
Yeah so I spent less money on a house so I have more money overall. But you're a sheltered man child living in your moms basement in the house your dad had to leave behind when he abandoned his autistic son
>>715849654
>make great money
>spend thousands a month
>live in trailer
>give advice about life
shit seems off
>>715849711
Nazi is german
>>715849654
>you'd damage control so hard
>>715849866
>>715849778
Seriously, it's just simple vocabular learning, but no worries.
What do you mean with b letters?
You mean these Ä Ö Ü?
>>715849857
>drug dealer
I sold a group of people some weed I had. Doesn't make me a dealer. You guys are clearly so sheltered and have no involvement with illegal activity. Feels good having grown up in New Orleans and not be a pussy ass nerd like you virgins Kek
>>715849944
b-but y-yyou d-damaga control ;__; plz no mhu trailer muh jab
>>715849833
>>715850017
>I sold a group of people some weed
>Doesn't make me a dealer
>>715850017
>I sold a group of people some weed I had
>have no involvement with illegal activity
Pick one retard. Weed is illegal in NY
>>715850017
full gansta
>>715849901
HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE.
Do we have Kuku claimer? Or are you just trolling Trailer Trash-chan?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDzlocGihOo
>>715849866
>>715850017
Oh hey damage control
>>715850017
this guy is fucking serious ?
holy fuck talk about fucking retarded on an epic scale
what is next? he has no customers on his job?
>>715850149
THE PHONE IS HELD.
>>715850149
kuku is a cute
>>715849919
I mean Germany has turned into a Muslim state now, right? Who would want to go there.
>>715849962
This thing ß
What even.
>>715850076
I want you to eat one of your favorite meals and savor the taste. It'll help you feel a lot better!
>buy a trailer big enough for an entire family
>have 2 people live there
>inside is decked out with nice shit
>vehicles are nice
>always have lots of money and can do whatever I want
But I'm a poor fag HAHAHA keep damaging controlling knowing the only form of currency you acquire is good boy points from your mom
>don't claim you love anime if you don't know who this is
>>715850213
He already said he doesn't have customers in his job
>>715850341
Kuku is best Joshiraku.
Gan a cute too.
>>715850341
Don't you mean "Kuku a cute"?
>>715850387
that's the joke
>>715850387
please be shitting me
no way he can be that retarded
I know he tries to show off and shit but come the fuck on
>>715850362
oh yeah, that's a "sharp s" it's like a double s just pronounced a bit different.
The modern grammatic although is kinda abandoning it.
But for example:
Scheiße = Shit = Scheisse
>>715850374
What does this have to do with you selling weed to strangers?
>>715850444
a cute kuku is
>>715850099
>>715850123
>>715850130
Being this shut in and sheltered. If I was still a dealer I'd fall into the routine of buying an ounce selling it in smaller quantities and using that money to buy bigger amounts and profit. I saw an opportunity to get rid of weed I didn't want. Holy fuck you guys must be nerdy as shit and never been to a party HAHAHAH
>>715850362
Didn't the attention whore show us he worked in retail or something?
>>715850524
>this is not damage control
t. trailer boy
>>715850362
Im rooting them out now
>>715850555
No, I did post pics of my office and monitor I use to control natural gas tanks though. You guys are the ones always talking about working shitty jobs HAHAHA
>>715850017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rL9ihXiFAko
>>715850374
So, what car do you own?
>>715850524
I didn't call you a dealer dipshit. I said you participated in illegal activity, since the selling and consumption of marijuana is illegal in the state of New York.
>calling us autists
>being this autistic
>>715850460
just to clarify to those who weren't there when he said it
>>715850468
I'm not even kidding
>>715850555
according to him he controls natural gas tanks somewhere outside new orleans, his dad gave him the job and his trailer and probably his eyebrows
>>715850660
>inb4 a truck
>>715850741
It is a truck
>>715850660
he has a "truck"
>>715850776
what kind
>>715850696
fuck you man I better look this shit on archives because you are out right shitting me
here
>>715850815
kind you won't load shit into because it'll bring value down since its for looks only
>>715850679
>being so sheltered you are shocked by softcore illegal activity
Holy fuck. I can only imagine how hard your poor mom tried to shelter her autistic son from the real world. Give it a few more months you'll probably find her in a puddle of overdose vomit if you keep being this autistic
>>715850808
What the fuck is this even? Does he have to compensate for a small dick?
>>715850524
oi eyebrows, this your car? >>715850808 do you have a small dick or something to compensate?
>>715850838
sadly, I am not. I gave him 20 examples about who could have customers, ranging from apple industries to a barber and cleaning service.
Miho claimed
>>715850512
I would have never got that. Today I bought a few German language books in Barns & Noble. Two Langenscheidt dictionaries (one pocket edition) and one Teach your German books with two CDs, I hope this helps a lil'.
>>715850541
Are you usually not every hungry?
>>715850626
I really wish Germany would purge them already. Look at what they did to Sweden lol
>>715850977
yea, it's his
>they don't live in Louisiana
>they don't understand the everyday use for a truck
>they've never parked their trucks next to their friends/ peer's trucks in a pasture
>their moms drive them around
>they actually have a folder dedicated to document their internet bully that they are jealous of
Also, my truck isn't lifted for does it have wheel spacers. Hardly classifies as a small dick compensator
>>715850952
>softcore illegal activity
>illegal activity
The intensity of the crime is irrelevant, the fact of the matter is, it was illegal, you broke the law (knowingly as well as you literally just admitted to taking part in "softcore illegal activity"), that makes it illegal activity.
I didn't think I'd have to break it down, but I guess growing your eyebrows took all your mental focus at the time
>>715851067
>>715851067
Should help, yes. Sadly, I'm not a german teacher, but langenscheidt is a good start. Take it slow, no need to prove me or anyone else something
>>715850952
Why do you think it's cool to do illegal stuff? You're from New Orleans for shit's sake, you should really know that doing stupid shit leads you down a bad road. And yes I know, dealing weed is a minor crime, but I believe you've said you have done worse stuff.
>>715851093
>12 trucks in the parking lot
Fucking nu-males. 'muh craft beer, i have a beard, bacon'.
>>715850952
>Claims we're dependent on parents
>Daddy gave him a job
>>715851093
I bet it's the I4
>>715851269
>they've never parked their trucks next to their friends/ peer's trucks in a pasture
nigga, you gay
>>715851269
Get new images, holy shit.
>>715851329
That's good! What's your favorite thing to eat?
>>715851331
I need to prove to myself that I'm actually capable of learning something for one in my life...
>>715851404
Kek. I took that pic at work. I live in southeast Louisiana. The truck to car ratio is basically 9:1 so yeah
>>715851420
this has to be a ruse
someone is mad at jimmy bush brown
>>715851269
>he doesn't live in europe
>one of the lowest crime rate in the world
>can't pull his laptop out in a public space or a train station since he would get robbed
>doesn't realize that public transportation is better for the enviroment
>not knowing the saying "Know thy enemy"
you're really damage controlling hard
it's hard ignoring a shitposter when the whole thread is about him now
some people sure are dinguses
カラミチーマス
shhhhhh
>>715851269
>wheel spacers on a non american truck
I thought you had money, just buy some real wheels for fucks sake.
>>715851634
Hello
>>715851505
Don't worry too much about it. You have more than enough time to learn it. In fact, I'm quite surprised you even bought the books. I'd say you're really dedicated.
You can do it
>>715851404
but muh new orleans, gotta have a truck
>>715851420
it's not a proper truck anyway, even if it was the highest trim, it's still a toyota tacoma
>>715851526
You avoided my other statement. I live in a city no where near as bad as New Orleans, and I've seen some friends go down real bad roads.
>>715851640
>ignoring every point made and just post a meme of a retard
geez, talk about damage control
STOP BULLYING TRAILER TRASH-CHAN!
>hes in NYC
>to spend time with his girlfriend
>he still comes here to shitpost
Let me just leave this here.
>>715851505
>>715851703
>doesn't know to shhhh
Oh well. How are ya?
>>715851821
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissistic_personality_disorder
>>715851821
not damage control because muh truck
muh weed lol
muh illegal shit yolo
>>715851841
Im doing ok just bored
>>715851633
Its not waifu claimers fucking him up
Its other shitposters