sup /b/ I've gone full circle and decided I'm done

>>715844605
First put that timestamp next to your tits like you know you're supposed to

I'll probs be ending my life aswell anon tonight

>>715844801
>>715844791
Tits are done anon, tits were done many years ago. You do not want to see the sad droopy bag left in their place.

let a horse fuck u to death but livestream it here

>>715844605
if you need to do that, and really have come here for some last words, at least live stream it.

>>715844909
If we can get a couple more people on board with the same suicide method we could make it a good story. How about one line each from a poem as a suicide note?

>>715844989
i do

>>715844989
cancer?

>>715844989
hell yea we do love them droopy or not

>>715845114

'2 dead in gay suicide pact'

Resumé

ByDorothy Parker

Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren’t lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.

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I was meant to kill maself awhile back but the heroin and alcohol etc didn't work so screw it anon i'll join ya

>>715844989
I'm a supreme gentleman and I'd definitely like to see them :)

>>715845295
Fucking this, just wait your turn like the rest of us suicidal anons.. Everyone gets their chance to die, no use cutting line.

>>715844605
Id kms too if i had that haircut

>>715845274
>>715845295

I was thinking something more along the lines of "20 dead in world-wide suicide pack, Notes spelling out the hook the Snoop Dogg's Smoke Weed Everyday"

>>715844989
Now I want to see them even more. Droopy bags or gtfo.

>>715845437
Sweet. How do you feel about suffocation by toilet paper? Could be a laugh.

>>715844989
Are you now realizing you're not hot shit anymore so you want to kill yourself?

>>715844605
I've been there some times. Isn't it amazingly beatifull, how our brain tricks us into ending our life? A task, even more useless, than an single existence could ever be.

You can show the last time to everyone that you are a living human beeing with real feelings, by ending your biological life and showing how sad one can be.

The void that can only be ended by death, so to speak "even more void", is the single most irrational thought, but still so compelling and persuading to the ones who ever got to know it.

Wish you the best on any path

wow three live suicides in one week. Golden era of /b/

>>715846271
Damn you have the Jesus complex pretty hard bro. It's not because you made it that everybody can make it. You don't have the answers.

>>715845851
How about you all just find buildings with security cameras in them, walk in all normal like everything is fine, the start acting like someone or something is following you, go from being slightly paranoid, then into a full blown panic, running down the halls, up the stairs and so on, Find your way to the roof, and act like you're still being pursued, and jump off the roof, giving the impression you'd rather jump and kill yourself than face whatever is chasing you... The security footage would be all over the internet, and you would be creeping a lot of people out in the process.

>>715846458

i need to do this asap

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>>715846458
thats pretty damn good

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Any tips for hitting the arterial jackpot?

>>715846430
True. And I did not intend to say so. I really just started to dig the feeling of deep, overwhelming sadness at some point.

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>>715844605
We can only properly gauge your existential crisis in the context of your mammies. Show them so that we may wrestle with your conscience without ours getting in the way.

If you hesitate... it is evidence of your SJW feminist roots. IF this is the case... you may proceed to ascendancy without delay.

>>715846636
still awaiting the tits... so fuck off

>>715846636
Stop being an attention whore, show them titties. Your cleavage is clearly the focus on this picture and you be able to cut yourself with those knife it hurts too much.

>>715846636
before you go webm of you sucking titties

>>715846636
Die later, show teats now

>>715845437
You're so cute :(

>>715846636
I think you're attractive OP

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>>715846458
You are one creepy children

>>715846826
and use a camera from this decade please

>>715846636
You're pretty cute. If you're going to do it, do it right by joining the army.

>>715846902
always that one white knight faggot lol this is why no one an heros any more

>>715846896
>>715846902
You're in the wrong place faggots

>>715846961
>>715846902
God dammit you guys, you gave her exactly what she wanted.

>>715846636
Cutting through the neck is not as easy as you think, the muscles tense up and make it difficult to cut, you'd never be able to cut yourself in a way that would cause a quick death.. why not just use a needle and puncture your femoral artery and just let yourself bleed out through the syringe?

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>>715846636
Ok tits or gtfo

>>715846636
Before you do, post tits

>>715844605

Exit bag with helium.

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>>715846458

>>715844605
fitts or tuck out

http://www.insidermonkey.com/blog/7-easiest-painless-ways-of-killing-yourselves-quickest-360388/?singlepage=1

Come on show tits you are gonna die anyway nothing else matters.

>>715844989
let me be the judge of that

>>715846636
Yeah, first release some tension on that bra therefore increasing your bloodflow by cutting down the front and take a pic to prove you did it and ill tell you the rest

>send a message to a friend/family member reading:
>"if I am ever found dead and they say it's suicide then it's a lie. I have been followed for a while now. Don't believe them."
>leave behind some bullshit puzzle/code that leaves nowhere
>kys by taking pills (painfull but best option for this plan)
>You get peace
>the tinfoil hat faggots get a hard on
>we get a laugh
And that's how you become relevant and useful for once in your life.

>>715844605
do something worth the last efforts of a prefectly able human body.
helium and all that easy way out shits straight pussy church door

>>715844605
you wont ascend, youll just die. Your mom will probably kill herself too because she couldnt keep her baby happy. Your family will think about you every time they're together, and that will probably drive them apart.

Just smoke some weed, eat a big dinner, and masturbate. You'll feel better.

>>715847273
Saggy halfpipes

>>715845295
that is actually really well done

>>715846636
Please don't.

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You've hesitated long enough...
Time to proceed to your ascendance.

before you go... cut yourself and write 'whore' in your blood all over the house.

>>715844605
Is this a bitch or a dawg?

show tits

>>715846636
smells like reddit spirit

>>715845295
>Guns aren't lawful
Uh... wait, wasn't she American?
Were people not allowed to fire guns in her time, or were only men allowed to do so?

>Acids stain you
why would a dead person care?

>drugs cause cramp
mix painkillers into that overdose

Glue hand on top of the head. Hang yourself with a piano wire.

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>>715844605

assuming this is not bait you can google "suicide hotline" They really can help. You'd be surprised

>>715844605
>ask how to kill myself
>grab a coffee in your hand
>make a nigg*r sign with your hand
>try to be cool

What went wrong?

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>>715847634
faggot

>>715846458
Fucking this, op..

>>715847570
Roll

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>>715846636
dem tits look delicious

>>715847699
i like this guy

OP won't do it

/thread

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>>715846458
Not bad

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>>715844605
cmon OP stop being an attention whore, you are a beautiful woman so you can have whatever you want without big efforts.

btw, post tits

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>>715846636
>two box cutters to your neck
are u fucking retarded? Is that why you want to kill yourself? lmao

>still not showing ur bags

>>715846636
How old are you, OP? You're sexy.

>>715844605

I hope you circle back to feeling well again.

>>715847634

>>715844605
Don't do it yet. Why do you want to?

>>715846636
I want to see them titties.

Box cutters to the neck shows a resounding lack of style. Now, going out while being fucked by a horse -- that's dying with style.

HOLY SHIET MAD MAN DID IT


ABSOLUTLY MAD MAN

LOOK AT THE NEWS

OPEN THE GOD DAMN WGN TV

HOLY SHIET

OP WAS NOT A FAGGOT TODAY

>>715847788
dubs demand titties OP

>>715848143
link or you lick shit-caked assholes of corpses

>>715848084
She's not going to do it you idiot, she's threatening to so she can have some easy attention from suicidal virgins on 4chan. You're being played.

Does she really look like a depressed person? Do you feel like taking pics of your cleavage when you're depressed?

>>715848143
what you talking about?the christmas markets?

>>715848143
Stop whoring for attention.

>>715846636
Lets make babies?

>>715844989
>bring on the droopypoos.

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>>715847767
>>715846458
I think we've got a winner

Although >>715847291
and>>715847530
Are pretty good too

tits tho

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>>715848571
gibe da pusi b0ss

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>>715844605

>>715848571
sag bags now pls

Trips and you show saggy tits

cc info before you go

>>715848571
I'll be watching for you OP, if you follow through with my idea, you will forever be personal hero..

>>715848809
trips for saggy tits

Don't, please don't. There's always something to do in your life. There will always be sth... Don't do this please

>>715849071
gtfo sjw faggot

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>>715848718

FUCKING KILL YOURSELF YOU DUMB SLUT

>>715849259

Show us your hairy pussy.

>>715848571
Get naked for us and finger yourself to death

>>715849259
Kek looks like momma

show nips

>>715849259
Honestly though OP, I would smash..

>>715849259
If you're going to kill yourself at least give us the satisfaction of tits. It's only fair after you got a few ideas that you liked.

>>715849259
Americanski?

Had a good drink lately with those bottle in the corner

>>715844605

>>715844605
Obviously you're not ready to ascend yet, you're still here.

Wow, this thread is magnificent. BTW, if u gonna do it. Do it in a striptease live for us pls

>>715844605
Easy OP. I came up with this earlier while watching car crash videos. IF you have a vehicle, and it wouldnt be out of the ordinary for you to drive in the snow. Drive down a two way road with a high rate of speed like 60mph/100kmph and just drive that road back and forth until a big semi truck is coming the oposite way. Then just turn into the front of the truck and instadie. Everyone will think its an accident. This would probably also work with rain.. idk tho

>>715849465
Englando, time there is.now 00:33

>>715849306
I'm learning common English sayings in school.
Would this technically count as preaching to the fucking quire?
Also OP is an attention seeking asshat and we are all duped by her.

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>>715844605
Fucking post your tits or kill yourself already. You know the rules, whore

>>715849588
> There

You mean here, OP, Englando too

Post nudes!

>>715849575
yes live stream striptease then at the end blow your brains on the ceiling

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>>715849259
just get it over with.
you're boring the entire internet.

>>715844605
Tits or GTFO
Also, drink nail polish remover

>>715844989
Yes we do. Show em'

As much as you bore us, show us your tits before you go. This thread is quite entertaining

>>715849759
I'm not OP, picture just showed 20-12-16 at 00: something, only place is engrund rn

>>715845437
fag.

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>>715844605
>Find tall building
>Jump off
Don't fuck this up OP we dont need to waste mefical supplies on some retard trying to overdose on benadryl

>>715844605
Follow jellylazer on IG for a picture of a doggo trying to stay awake.

>still giving this whore attention
>still thinking she's going to kill herself

Sage

Op is an attention whore faggot. You virgin fuckheads already gave her more attention than she wanted like the beta faggots you all are. Op never had any intentions of an heroing, and she's gonna get away with being such a pathetic loser attention seeker because this is an anonymous image board. Fuck.

Eat A milliON lEMon frosties

Can we make this thread into something else? The suicide part is boring me and we arent getting tits

Don't you fucking understand that it's our fucking duty to save people like this girl you fucking retards?!? Are the tits everything that you fucking care about?

DESPERATE FUCKING VIRGINS STOP FUCKING GIVING THIS BITCH ATTENTION!!

SHE IS IGNORING THE FUCKING RULES:
TITS OF GTFO!!

EVERY WHITE KNIGHT FAGGOT BITCH THAT POSTS ON THIS THREAD WITHOUT TITS IS CANCER!!

Dude why the fuck do you virgin faggots think op will show anything? Are you all that desperate and autistic? Op isn't going to kill herself either. Sage this fucking thread already you thirsty fucks.

>>715850115
Yes.

>>715844605
would bang

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HOW DOES IT FEEL ANON? HOW DOES IT FEEL TO HAVE THAT WHICH YOU DESIRE SO CLOSE YET SO FAR?

whatever yo do op, don't fail doin it

>>715850115
This is 4chan bitch fucking kill yourself too nigger you're just as useless faggot

>>715850115
Yo

>>715849594
Preaching to the choir*

And it kind of fits, but not really..

>>715846391
do u have all links with the dead?

cut ur fuckin tits off hhahahahaha PLS OP

>>715850115
yes

>>715850205
Noooooooooooooo

>>715850205
bitch we don't care. You not special

>>715850205
You're such an attention seeking whore. You disgust me with your fucking tooth gap and your lack of posting tits

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>>715846636
>sexy lips pose
but why

>>715850205
cut your tits
do it pussy

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>>715850115
>On 4chan
>guys we have duty to save people!
lolwut bro you sure you don't mean to be on tumblr??

>>715850205
>porn and hookers exist...
You, on the other hand shouldn't,

>>715850205 Like everyone eles' bus came to pick them up and I am left in the cold dark. Cheer up kind femanon and make sure you show that smile more often

>>715850205
>>715850170

FUCKING CANCER

>>715850228
Get off me you fucking caveman

>>715850205
Such a tease! :,(

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>>715850205
JUST DOO EEET

>>715846636
Tits now you attention whore. Reeeeeeeeee

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>>715850205
That fucking smile

>>715850205
Show the nip you evil bitch

10/10 i love short haired girls.

>>715850115
pussy to

>>715850205

You been drinking alcohol?

There are green bottles behind you.

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>>715850115
You should join her in a stankcunt SJW suicide pact.

>>715850205
If you were actually going to kys you would show tits because you wouldn't care about the consequences. Pretty sure you are in it for the attention.

>>715850205
Cut nipple off?

>>715850115
lmao stfu, let her do what she wants

dont kill yourself be my gf instead ok thanks cool

I honestly hate what this board has become. This lil attention seeking cunt getting the attention she wants without tits. God damn shame

Ok heres what you do that makes everyone happy. Suicide by cutting off tits and bleeding out. And live stream it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>715850115
Obvious bait, fuck off you whiteknight.
>duty

>>715850205
kill yourself then... fucking die whore

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>>715847523
>ascendance
ascendance. noun. The condition or fact of being dominant: ascendancy, dominance, domination, paramountcy, predominance, preeminence, preponderance, preponderancy, prepotency, supremacy.

Methinks OP is a rather special pretty young lady. I for one would like to take her for a cappucino and serenade her with queen songs

DIE WHORE or show tits

Ok heres what you do that makes everyone happy. Suicide by cutting off tits and bleeding out. And live stream it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Dude are you virgin faggot betas even listening? Are you all so inexperienced with girls that you think she will deliver? I feel like I'm talking to a bunch of fucking retards here. At least let it be a better looking bitch if your going to go so crazy over someone.

>>715850586
I'm fucking serious man no bait trust me>>715850586

>>715850205
You're just another attention whore. Kill yourself.

>>715850170
this

>>715850205
Pretty bad. My wife left me and took everything. I work 12 hour days and live in poverty because of the crippling support payments. I can't kill myself because insurance wouldn't pay out for my two little boys. So yeah, pretty shitty.

>>715850676
Biggest virgin in the thread it seems

>>715850389
suck a dick you fat nigger loving cuck you're the type of nigga to want to see the best in people and then watch your girl being fucked by a sand nigger kill yourself

If you're gonna kill yourself. At least have the decency to livestream it

>>715844605
go into a nigger neighborhood naked

>>715844605
Why do you want to kill yourself?

>>715850822
go into Islamic neighborhood naked...

>>715850847
Can I get tits to go, please..? Thanks.

>>715850676
I've been here long enough to witness many deliveries. In the meantime.

Woah! OP sure is a special lady! What a beautiful girl, don't do it you have so much to live for...

hehehe

>>715850886
stfu cuck,

>>715850205
Godamit just let me see em.

kys

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>>715850170
WH-BAAHM

>>715850915
Go to a white neighborhood naked.

It's a trap boys

>>715850753
Am I the one still giving this obvious bait attention? Your feeding her attention because your stupid little thirsty ass thinks that in return she will show tits. You couldn't be more incorrect, you fucking beta faggot. And I'm glad I got one of you fucks to respond. Do you honestly think she is going to kill herself?

someones have the lives where different 3 anons killed themselves this week?

>>715850760
I'm not even a nigga Anon. I even don't live in America. I live on Poland, so stfu

>>715844605
megan?

>>715850205
Tits or gtfo

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Take trump with you.

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>>715850998
>998
fucking close anon

Fun Fact: tits or gtfo is the favourite meme among the 10-12 year old demographic

>>715849594
>save as
>new folder
>rename
"attention seeking asshat"
>save

>>715851015
For what?
They'd just offer her a blanket...

Tits of gtfo you attention loving whore

>>715847634
GTFO of my /b/, redditfag

>>715851051
Your country has such a weak military...

>>715851051
don't care where you're from nigger i never asked

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>>715851151


bitch is just an attention seeker
a boring one

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>>715846458
Fucking gold

WE NEED TO SAVE THIS PRETTY ANON. DONGERS OUT FOR ANON-CHAN

>>715851271
/thread.

>>715851271
>>715851374
the same fag

>>715851015
Yeah, that would only end up with her being clothed and sheltered and then offered psychiatric help.

i suggest doing some psychs and finding meaning in life

>>715851155
It's been here longer than you've been browsing /b/. You're making fun of how childish this website is yet you're on it.

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>>715851361
at least spidey never let's /b/ down

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>>715850507
this.
If you are serious OP, get naked and do pic related on livestream. You'd die anyways, so why not go out with a 'bang'? Otherwise, stop attention whoring and fuck off.

>>715848571
i would fuck you if i saw you.

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>>715851402
no comment.

>>715851155
This fucking guy.

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>>715851510

>>715850942
I was just curious?
Calm down, my child.

Pretty sure she is gone

>>715851300
I don't give a fuck about my country's military Anon. Btw compare US to Czech Republic for example :p

>>715851545
1000 hours in microsoft paint

I would join you OP but I'm waiting for the perfect day, plus when most people kill themselves they do it out of emotion which I don't have much of these days.
I'll probably jump in front of a car maybe in the summer. Anyone know how fast a car has to be going? I'm pretty tall so I'm afraid the car will hit my dick before my face lol

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>>715851402
gtfo nigger

>>715851473
you wouldnt know, my young friend

>>715851415
Kek. Sure it will..

>>715851593
>she

did you see those lezbangs?