ITT: poorly describe a video game & anons try to guess it.

call of duty, dunno which tho

>constantly harassed by a nigger in a cowboy hat
> psshk blip blip blip pow pow pow

>>715840338
INCORRECT. try again

>everyone says you can't kill the dragon
>you kill the dragon
>the whole world goes to shit because of you

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>>715840390
Fallout 3

>Ponytail artist
>Pet rat
>is trapped

>get over here
>ten

>>715839708
Bomber man?

>>715840390
Fallout 4

>>715839708
Bomberman

>>715839708
Megaman

>>715841122
>>715841143
correct.

>>715840954
Comix Zone

>SORRY NOTHING

>Entitled rich white boy falls from the sky and suddenly he's Rambo.

>>715841401
Skyrim

>sort of world war 2
>you're poor farmer with a big gun
>objective: kill everyone

>die
>die again
>keep dying
>REEEEEEE!

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>>715841298
Nailed it

>Ancient Aliens
>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

>>715840886
Dragon Age: Origins?

>>715841576
Hotline Miami

If you say Dark Souls, you're hipster cuck.

>G
>B

>>715841813
nope

>>715841426
far cry

>>715840390
Fallout 4

>Everybody hates the first guy you meet
>SKREEEEE
>Wheres my fucking ring faggot?

>>715840886
Shit, fucked up the name the first time, my sister played both a lot and I got em mixed up. dragon's dogma?

>>715841024
MkX

>mom is a cunt
>inb4 ded

>>715842111
correct

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>>715841855
But I played dark souls before it was cool.....

>C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
>ULTRA COMBOOOOOOOOO

>>715841401
super boy

>Doom rip off

>>715842158
hipster cuck

>pink blob
>clouds
>angry plant

>>715842289
Duke Nukem 3D? Quake? Shadow Warrior?

>crawling through dirt
>hit by falling clothing
>save big tits from big tits

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>Guy goes back to his hometown after five years
>framed for a crime
>finds out his mother is dead
>Older brother gets arrested
>travels throughout three cities in a California-like state,earning money by pulling jobs for cops and other gangsters to bail him out
>first Game in This series where you could customize character And change physical appearance

>>715839708
>abused, no one left to love me
>find a trapdoor under my rug, jump down to escape my mother
>collect random shit and take/eat whatever I find.
>get strong enough to kill mother, crawl up her Vagina to finish the job
>kill her heart. Finish the job.

>>715841401
No Man's Sky

>>715842464
GTA san andreas you stupid cunt. read the rules. discribe it poorly, not perfectly.

>>715842479
Binding of isaac, great game

>>715842479
the binding of isaac

>red car
>jumps over buildings
>first scrolling platform game

>stupid blue hedgehog
>kys

>>715842105
Yes

>>715842093
Morrowind

>It's me, overused nintendo character!

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>>715842753
which one gave it away? the skree or the wheres my fucking ring?

>bootleg mario
>lottery

>Little kid gets sucked into a giant blob
>Mind control

Clik to walk
Clik to fight
Stupid skeltons
Cows r evil

>>715842231
ehhh i forgot its name, was it a fighting snes title with a raptor and shit like that?

>>715843254
Diablo II

>>715842704
sonic stfu

>>715843581
Yes

Make cookies
Title character isnt even in game.

>>715843524
natural killer

>>715839708
>fighting war, don't even know what for
>have to go steal briefcase from the enemy
>everyone around me wears exotic hats.

>>715843524
There's also a new one the Xbox One.

Still not telling though

>Wake up
>grab brush
>put on makeup
>hide scars
>fade away shake up

>>715843827
tf2?
>>715843876
i have it on the tip of my mouth now

>>715843827
counter strike of the ancients 2

>>715839708
>Be traffic cop
>Blast the shit out of everything I see
>Become robot

>>715843992
Yeah

>>715839708
>I Was Born In The USA

>>715843876
its killer instinct

>egg
>boxing gloves
>red shoes
>old computer game

>>715843252
Inside.

Fucking Grade A game right there.

It's a video game where you have to try to complete the objective.

>>715844189
chucky egg

>>715844127
Hotline Miami

>be super
>be meat
>be boy

>dog graphics

>>715843961
Self righteous Suicide

>>715844133
correct

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>>715844354

bird moves wings
avoid sewage lines

^trips

>>715844427
nope

>quick and bold
>skill unfold

>>715844396
You wanted to

>>715844429
Flappy bird

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>>715844422
fucked around and got triple double

>brown people vs you
>heal by breaking your own finger

>>715839708
grind

Pshychotic Australian steals gems from angry midget

>>715844284
I fucking love how 1 sentence allows you to know what game it is instantly as long as you've played it.

>>715844583
far cry 3

>>715842289
ChexQuest

>>715844189
Sonic

>>715844751
zoz

>I AM ERROR

>>715842621
OK let me try again.

>Theft of Grand Automobile
>In San Andreas

>die
>not actually dead
>kill

>am space cadet
>space academy is destroyed by Hentai monster
>escape by leaving everyone to die
>now just travel from planet to planet Collecting random shit for some grandmother on a rocket wheelchair
>trying to seal away another Hentai Tenecle a monster.

>>715844666
Yep.
>CUBES
>CUBES
>CUUUBBBEEESS
>3+(?)d

>>715844283
>>715844779
nope.

>>715844799
Binding of isaac

>>715844799
The shit Zelda game thats a Top-down and sides roller.

>>715844354
Cod ghosts

> Fckin green aquatic animal roams around a wasteland on a post apocalypitc world (there are other chars, but none of them are important)

>It's pretty much a propaganda against sedentarysm, although you have a easter egg put by a fat programmer that goes against it

>>715841401
Silent Hill Downpour

>>715845120
Nuclear Throne?

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>>715845008
>sides roller
Holy shit thank you autocorrect

>>715844905
It's Starbound

>>715844871
demons souls

>find mansion
>barry!
>jill sandwich

>fly around space meeting aliens
>mine resources
>beat the clock before genocidal evil aliens defeat slaver evil aliens and kill everything everywhere

>>715845205
yes sir, quickposting huh'?

>>715844910
Let's see if anyone else gets this one
Great fucking game

> monsters
> circles

>you are supposed to eat kebab
>kebab eats you

>>715845332
maniac mansion?

>>715845364
factorio?

>>715844274
You have to win the game

>>715845332

What Happened To Wesker? : The Game.

>>715845483
no.
>hint: early nineties

>>715845478
nope

>miner
>collect things
>hall of the mountain king starts playing

>>715844910
Minecraft?

>>715845561
lol you know what it is

>dad leaves
>go on quest to find dad
>dad kills himself when you find him
>daddy why

>Little girl and nigger in the apocalypse
>Fuck Duck

>>715845417

pokemon

>Sega's answer to The Legend Of Zelda: A Link To The Past

>have amnesia
>contemplate life
>suddenly BOMBS?
>Goku appears and asks of you to collect the Dragon Balls for him
>You are uncertain about your actions but do it anyways
>Meet Goku in space
>Goku goes Darth Vader and says he is your father
>Beat the shit out of him

>Ada. Ada, Ada!
>Runs around in square
>Grabs a rocket launcher
>Boards the train
>the end

>>715845810
The Striding Deceased

>>715845774
Fallout 3

>Always have to fight over the powerups with player 2
>All of the bosses look genuinely autistic
>Welcome to your doom

>>715845774
Fallout 3

>>715845810
>walking dead
nigger gave it away

>>715844189
dizzy, retards

>>715845898
Loading Human. Nice VR visual short story.

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>spiderman
>swing from webs connected to the sky

>WASD
>UPDOWNLR
>physics doesn't apply
>hardmode puzzle platformer
>still hasn't been finished, repeatedly decompiled but nobody can figure out the last puzzle

its 2d but its not

>>715845325
nope

>>715846131
Arkham Asylum

>>715845698
Nope.