Secrets thread. Mine: I want to fuck a 38 year old woman who

>>715837343
forced to live back with my parents.
I h8 them
I dont even talk to them & we live in the same house
>inbf4 edgy teenager

>>715837343
me too and I wish she would kik with me!!

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>>715837343
>oh good
>this thread again
>because it had been almost three minutes since the last time some lonely teenage sperglet posted this cringe

>>715837665

confess or get the fuck out faggot

>>715837343
haha I said late 30's, but close enough

>>715837620
I don't have kik, sorry

>>715837343

I've spent way too much time on the election.

FYI, Trump just got over 270 electoral votes. It's official. He's elected.

>>715838128

have you done it again already?

>>715838128
you could get it very easily.... and once you have it you could add me and we could take it from there? Ive always been interested in women that are a few years older than me

>>715837343
sister in law is divorcing
looking foward to it cause maybe i can fuck her

>>715838128
do you have email?

this

>>715838252

is not the Cali old guy.

This

>>715838224

is the Cali old guy

>>715838128
>haha I said late 30's, but close enough

39, I bet. because 40 - 42 is usually the magic number for The Awakening

I just had sex with my gf while I was thinking about her little 18 yo sister. At the end, Gf told me that was one of the best time... now she's sleeping and I want to sniff her sister's panties.

The only kind of food that ever makes me feel ill is fish. Not all seafood, just fish, and I don't know why.

>>715837343
I badly want to anal rape a passed out girl. I actively avoid situations where I could do this.

I was raped in hs by my bf's best friend and didn't remember it bc I was blacked out. He told everyone at school and people made fun of me for being drunk and not knowing I had sex

>>715838964

file charges. it's not too late

>>715838683
>>715838964
LOL

>>715839062

just for lulz

>>715839062
it was too long ago. I can't.

A long time ago, I used to live with a couple of male friends. One of the friends used to have a girlfriend who did her laundry and stay over all the time. I just finished work and got a lift from a girl who lives nearby.

>be me, working late, usually 3am
>easily wound up after work
>no fucker is awake
>walk into kitchen, the laundry room is next to it
>smell freshly done laundry
>hardon.gif
>walk in and see an array of frilly underwear
>get my dick out and rub it against the underwear
>feelsgoodmane
>wrap it around my dick and furiously masturbate
>cum all over the floor
>rub that shit in the carpet
>sleepy time

The next day at work, a girl there (who lives around the back of the house) said she could see what I was doing.
I had the light on and the laundry room has a big window.
The next night I proceed to do exactly the same thing, hoping the girl is watching, disgusted by me.
>frilly underwear wrapped around my dick
>staring intensly at this girls room across the way
>imagine her fingering herself as I jerk it
>cum geyser
>all over the clean washing
>wipe my dick with her underwear
>sleepy time

Did that shit every night. Well for about a 2 weeks till she stopped doing her laundry there.
I sometimes wonder if the work girl told the other girl about it.
I stole a couple of pairs to use later.

>>715839119

what state? there usually isn't a statute of limitations for rape or its super long. decades

>>715839119
do it
cant u also earn money from that in murica?

also, pay back time btch

>>715839119

or just have someone fuck him up real bad and tell him why

get him to record it

enjoy the lulz

I fondled my 11 year old niece's breast yesterday while hugging her from behind. She kept hugging me the rest of the day. I'm worried now.

>fem
>went to donkey show in Mexico
>friend paid for sex for me from prostitute at above location (bday present)

>>715839697

fem got hooker sex in mexico?

you MUST greentext that!

>>715839588
I am married now. My husband has plans. We all went to school together, so they know each other

>>715838128
Hey there, this is the guy from the last thread that is just outside of KC. Did you ever post your email or kik?

>>715839795
looks like she did

>>715839797

perfect. you know where to find him.

he's not telling anyone

better yet, just have the fucker who beats the shit out of him say "you know why" without saying your name. He'll know, but he won't know.

you're in the clear

>>715838130
really? I was hoping that there will be a revolta...

>>715839934

nope. it actually happened

>>715839795
>21st bday
>me and guy friends went to watch some dancers/shows
>all the guys get sex
>buys me this sexy af girl with angel wings tattooed on her back
>never been with a woman before or since then
>best oral ever

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>>715839934
>>715840005

RIP in peaces "murica, sweet prince

i just wish someone would freaking kill me already. fucking do it and get this over with.

>>715840183
it will pass. stop being a pussy

>>715840009

noice

would you do it again?

did you do her? or just get done by her?

>>715840183

I will anon.

>I shot a man in Reno, just to see him die
>so I got this

>>715838128

last thread you said you would have to masturbate again.

have you yet?

>confess

>>715840245
no, I just laid back while she did me. I would do it again, but not with just anyone

>>715840155
Murica never was a sweet prince... what I am the most concerned now is whats gonna happen to stock market and mortgages...

>>715840343
yes. super hard, just for you.

>>715840372

hot af story femanon

I am going to take it on a leap of faith that it is true and will be fapping to it

>>715840536

good girl

>>715838128
>>715839812
Eh, I'll just post mine. I'm in Merriam btw.

throwawayforb2016 AT gmail

>>715840560
100% true

>>715840647

100% true that I will fap

next time are you gonna do her? with the right gril, of course

>>715840372
If you would kindly Show your tits, this would greatly help me in my ability to cum.

>>715840751
of course I would reciprocate. I didn't last time bc she was getting paid.

>be 22
>At 20 failed my first university
>Parents worked hard to get me on second, better one, but harder
>Just failed the first semester
>Has girlfriend who is too young for me
>Wanted to have an education, so I could earn enough for both, so she could be home 24/7 being my sex slave
>ruined dreams
>being a disappointment
>whattodo.exe

>>715840619
>throwawayforb2016

go do it again now.

>taste yourself on your fingers just before you cum

>>715840903

I like the way you think awesome femanon

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>>715840889

>>715840903
Seems like you think like a man.

>>715841189
.... Almost there

>>715841290
most of my friends are guys, I don't fit in well with other women

>>715841106
Sorry anons, that email >>715840635
is from me, the guy thats near KC from the last thread. Was hoping to hear from her, but I'm not exactly holding my breath.
>>715838128

ok, yes, I killed the fucking cat!

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GET, CHECK IF

I fantasize about older men a lot. The fact that they know what they want is a huge turn on

This is my first post

>>715837343
I found a woman's purse in the street and instead of being awesome I rummaged through and there were all sorts of things there. I opened a bank account in the woman's name and got a pay day loan. I transferred a lot of the money from the account using online banking into a PayPal account before it said I had hit a limit. The account has been open for 9 months and I've topped up the loan twice since then. Shit is literally so cash.

i have an oral fixation and it makes me really self concious

>>715840951
somebody tell me what to do

>>715840951
Get trade. Welding. Class a comercial drivers license. Electrician

>>715842609
Install Gentoo

Well, I did message her to try cementing our "Not-date"

Didn't open with it, but thats where I'll go with it. But still. It's in motion, just need her to reply. But that won't happen tonight (Until atleast 10 pm or something?) Probably will reply to me tomorrow at around mid-day? But these next 18 hrs will be terribly long now.

>>715842609
an hero is the usual way out

i have a boyfriend but for the past week ive been having incredibly strong feelings for this other man .. i want the other guy really badly, i like him so much, he hates me now thought because i refused to have sex with him... but the feelings arent going away and i hate it

I'm going crazy

>>715840009
>>never been with a woman before or since then
>>best oral ever

Only oral ever

>>715843421
edgy*

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>>715837343
>secrets thread
>excuse to brag
pick one? cancer

>>715840903
did u cum? what made it the best oral?

>>715843724
I need help

>>715841879
m or f? age?

>>715842474
what do you like to do because of your fixation?

>>715838660
You got dubs for luck, go for it fag

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>bicurious
>wanna try glory hole to suck my first cock
>found one on google
>don't know what hours to visit or proper etiquette
>only things stopping me from blowing a bunch of strangers

pic related, me being a faggot

>>715837544
same here 28yo loser, how old are you?

I wanna kill everyone.

>>715837544
Forced? Youre a fucking grown as man bitch lmao get outa there.

>>715841900
what did you buy

>>715839062
Calmed down buddy she got drunk at a party and regrets fuckin a dude

>>715841900
how'd you manage to get a payday loan without visiting a po box or walking inside a store? you a woman too?

>>715840536
>>715840343
>>715841106
>go do it again now.
>>taste yourself on your fingers just before you cum

did you KS femanon?

>>715841879

gril or faggot?

>>715842609
transfer to a trade school. your not going to do well academically you should learn a trade from a decent trade school.
>i just got fucking banned from a website because i posted in a thread answering questions about incarceration.
>posted about the time i was in the local jail.
>i had previously asked about if i was making myself overqualified trying to hide the fact i was living hand to mouth on odd jobs since 2007. did not admit i was making the application sound more professional.
>been a student since 2015-16.
>asshole tears into me saying al my posts about being terminally ill and stuff can't be true.

>the truth is everything i said was real i don't know if he thinks i'm younger than i am or what. however i was in fact stating my taking care of a local widow in exchange for a small amount of money to sound more professional, full time job.

>but for ten years i have struggled while my wealthy family give my brothers everything.
>i have no car and struggle for basic needs while my family tells me just to fucking go back on the medication they had me on till i was kicked out at 17.
>anon you don't need a car, you don't need a job you just need to go back on enough psych drugs to kill you.
>watched all my friends get married and or have kids
>lost the only girl who i ever felt was right
>wanna fucking kill myself but i won't because those fuckers want me to.

why is my life like this?

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I'm a urophile and a hebephile. I also kissed a 15-year old girl two months ago.

>>715841900

my name is used by both genders. It is Sandy Patterson.

>>715843683
>implying she never had a guy licking her out

Is it summer already? I guess we have snow in summer now...

>>715845683
>urophile and a hebephile.

Thank you for coming to 4chan R. Kelly.

>>715844146
it's not really anything exciting, I just get kind of anxious if I don't have anything in my mouth for too long

it's usually just gum or pens