Have you ever tried fucking yourself with a dildo, even though

>>715835752
then you're not straight

tried.. succeeded.. made me fuckin bi.. dam used to be straight.. now I crave getting a dick in me..

>>715835840
Why?

All the time, it is the best orgasms ever, usually leaves me on the floor gasping for air. I have told my GF, she doesn't mind, but wants zero to do with it all. Figured she would want to peg me or something, nope, wahtevs. I usually do it about once every two days, if I am home all day with teh bae not there I will basically just fuck myself silly all day. Idk, I think of it as a masturbation technique rather than something that can affect my sexual orientation. My body, I use fleshlights, hands, a slew of other masturbation toys so why not something that REALLY does the job :)

Of course. These no-homo fags will never feel what it's like having a full body orgasm.

i go to the glory holes with toys in my ass.. and pocket full of condoms..
straight as you'll find..

>>715835840
I never got this... I used something to fuck myself, instead of my hand or something else I used a dildo. This never triggered me to be anything but straight, I don't have a need for cock now, I don't crossdress or think I might be a woman, or trans, or anything else. I love women but I also like an occasional wank with the use of a dildo pressed on my prostate.

>>715835752
>Implying it does anything for everyone.

Even direct prostate stim doesn't really do much for me.

>>715836549
this

Gave it a try when I was young, didn't really ring my bell but at least I tried.

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how do you get into this if you never had anything in your ass b4?

Have 8x6 dick
Gf says no way in hell she's ever doing anal
Jokingly tell her that if I can take a dick my size I'm sticking it in her ass.
Says OK then let's get a clone a Willy and try it out


Should u put my own dick in my ass to be able to Fuck hers? She thinks my penis will Permanently ruin her asshole.

>>715837032
Give it a try.

Yeah. It's OK. Only occasionally do it as it's not really worth the hassle.

>>715837032
i'd love to take my dick..

that isn't your pic OP

>>715835752
I have
It feels really good
I am jealous of girls, but i wouldn't have sex with a guy

>>715835752
"Sexuality is about WHO you have sex with, not HOW"
- Mahatma Gandhi

>>715836549
you shove a dick-shaped object up your ass...how is this NOT GAY?!

theres a huge line in Bi-sexual and BI-relationships.. I dont wanna be with a guy.. i dont wanna have a house and kiss and raise kids.. I wanna borrow his dick from time to time.. thats all.. just bi-sex.. not bi-relations

>>715837493
>masturbating means you love playing with dicks

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I like girls, but I do it almost daily and it feels way better than fapping my dick only (even better than sex tbh). I would like to be a chick but the thought of destroying my dick with hormones and letting hairy crepy ugly dudes treat me like I'm less than human is making me puke. Glad I'm still at an age when I can kinda pass, glad I have an overall girly look, but I don't want to make any drastic changes. Would like to get fucked by a trap doe

>>715837696
having sex with a dildo, so yes

>>715837791
The shape is incidental. You just need something to gently stimulate the prostate and once you have a hands free orgasm for the first time you will understand.

>>715837791
sorry bruh, but you're a moron if you are not trolling.

>>715837791
>buh, buh, whud if dey tink im gaaaaaaaaay??!?

>>715837983
dude i'm gay, i love my dildos, sticks and eggs but i'm not delusional to call people straight when they shove things up their ass

>>715837992
you're delusional

>>715838089
some people have a too fragile ego mi hermano. they think the world is gonna end if others find out t hey are homo.

>>715835752
Since this thread has been shit let me tell you my experiences.

>straight, don't really like the thought of being with another guy
>eventually get convinced in high school by female friends that asshole pleasure Is best pleasure.
>decide to try. Didn't really have a dildo so I would
use my fingers while in the shower. It was alright eventually went "deeper" (about like a quarter of an inch) felt really dirty and not bad, masturbated cause it was new. Great orgasm.
>wasn't worth all the effort so I never really did it much again.
>ff a couple months. Try doing it again. Was fun until about a quarter inch in. Try and go past it but immediatly feel like throwing up. Stomach hurts, half to go to the bathroom. It's horrible. Don't know why my body reacted like that. Never want do it again,
>ff to like years later, forget what happened. Try an use a toothbrush, getting it farther up, feels weird but kind of good. Just let it sit there. Have a great orgasm while I push it in and out of me a little but.
>then I feel it again. Stomach hurts have to shit everywhere. Feel like I'm gonna throw up. Again it fucks up the rest of my day, never do it again,
>ff to years later have gf. She convinces me to do buttstuff with her tiny vibrator. W don't even really fit it in me, get maybe a bit of the head In it pulsates.
>greatest fucking orgasm ever. She was happy about it. During sex she tries to surprise me with random butthole fingering. Causes the same horrible reaction, wanting to throw up etc.
>She gets mad at me about it but I don't know why it happens. She eventually breaks up with me, other reasons.
>I keep her vibrator, use it every once in a while. I can never fit it in me, but it feels good.

Don't know why actual insertion fucks me up, but I do like the feelings it gives.

In short, your all faggots and I'm some dumb faggot.

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>>715838191
>dude I'm so I would know a gay when I see one
Yeah, I very much doubt that. Using a tool to get off doesn't automatically make you gay.

>>715838623
you're not straight if you like stuff up your ass, just saying

>>715835752
I've always wanted to OP, but I don't know how to do it. Always seems to messy and I end up feeling bad after I do even small insertions.

Any tips?

>>715838486
Kind of like what this flaming faggot has

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>>715838801
citation plz

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I took this entire thing last night, feels good man.

Yep

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>>715835752
yes i have but then again, i wouldn't cal myself straight, i'm just a sort of picky bisexual, i only receive cock with guys.
pic related, it's my newest and best dildo

Nope

>>715839047
>you're not straight if you like stuff up your ass, just saying

>>715835752
i have a very thick penis and i like to "swordfight" with big dildos and compare with them. my wife has no idea i "use " her toys when shes gone lol. i dont care how autistic it is feels good man

>>715839011
>I've always wanted to OP, but I don't know how to do it. Always seems to messy and I end up feeling bad after I do even small insertions.
This.

>>715838486
Repressed memories of what grandpa did?

>>715837032
Only fair if she get's to strap it on and pummel your asshole into oblivion with it.

Eh I'm not attracted to guys but I love ass play. I own a couple dildos myself, just have no want to fuck a guy. If you think it's gay idgaf it's my sexuality not yours. I have let a dog fuck me though so I guess I'm gay for dogs.

>>715839297
Your opinions are the argumentative equivalent of shooting blanks. Getting off with a vibrator doesnt automatically make you wanna suck cocks and fuck dudes. You must be 12 or retarded

>>715837493
Because it would be fucking difficult doing it with table shaped object. FFS of course it is going to have a somewhat dick shape & proportion to fit in the arse cavity.
Oh, those who doth protest the most .........

>>715840105
or a little faboulous and deep in the closet

>>715838623
does a lesbian woman using a dildo make her not a lesbian...?

>>715840105
it does not make you straight either

>>715835752
any tips for getting one of these. to ashamed to be in a store, to poor for a P.O. box. and i could never face anyone again if it arrived in the mail with anyone else home.

is their any way to get a super exact delivery time or a delivery to an empty lot?

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yeah
i'm straight for men too
it all works out when you think about it
>>715840746
get a PO box

>>715840746
in the US.. can you request to pick it up at UPS or Post Office or FedEx. be prepared to show ID..

>>715839468
In all honesty?
I have considered it. When I was young, just at the age where I could remember things, I had a babysitter. She babysat me for awhile before my parents fired her and my mom stayed home to raise me.

They never did tell me why and if I ever brought it up they skirt aroun the issue. I know neglect was part of it, but it's the fact that everyone is so dodgy about the subject that I can't help but think she did molest me.

I mean why else would my mother stay home to look after me instead of keeping me with family or another baby sitter? Why else would I have horrible reactions to simple small objects in my pooper?

It would explain that and more.

>>715840746
Amazon Locker service, they're usually at gas stations or places like that. Even if the box is marked with DILDOS!!! the person who puts the box in doesn't see you when you retrieve it.

>>715837032
Yes dude. And make her swear.

>>715840987
the repressed memory thing is no longer taken seriously
>Why else would I have horrible reactions to simple small objects in my pooper?
because you aren't supposed to put things there retard

>>715839849
greentext dog story, pls?

>>715840649
Thats fucking correct you fucking dumbass! It has no bearing on what you are attracted to. 50 years ago you would be the guy in the room screaming about "homosexuality is a sin cause jesus told me so"

>>715838801
Hitting your prostate means you're attracted to men?

>>715840746
Honestly just go Into the store and Cold Stone Steve Austin the chasier. Pretty much act like your their for you gf, who's too embarssed to buy one.

Dont go around blurting out "I'm buying dildos for my gf. She wants them not me AHAHAHAHA."

But just look dis intrested and ask direct questions, such as "what's the difference between this type and this type. Which give better anal stimulation?" And if she asks who it's for, m or f, etc then you tell her it's for your made up Gf.

Otherwise buy it online and send it to your nearest post office for pickup.

>>715835752
I have since 2nd grade

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>>715841567

Anyone who thinks masturbating whilst pleasuring your ass too is gay are closet homos... If you're that insecure with your sexuality that you even find pleasuring yourself gay you're probably a homo. Just sayin

>>715841428
According to some retards, yes.

>>715841632
moms dildo + angsty horny kid= me

>>715835752
I have, but I got addicted to stretching out my asshole. Now I regret ever sticking anything up there.

I love fucking myself in the ass but I don't like dicks other than mine, also, I don't find men attractive. I would fuck a shemale.

>>715841786
woulnt she smell your butt after a while?

>>715841657
It is gay fuccboi

>>715841808
i'm in the same boat mang. a straight faggot

>>715840964
thanks fam, it looks like their is a $12+ fee but it is better than blowing 100 dollars for a P.O. box. still i wish their was a less personal way of doing it, but i can't expect much better without looking like a drug smuggler or terrorist.

>>715841657
Your typing is poorly formulated much like your opinions.

>>715842221
Do your parents open your mail or something?

>>715841374
Eh hold on.

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>even though you're straight
Prostate stimulation is associated with gays, but it's not absolutely tied to homosexuality. Prostate stimulation can feel good for everyone, even straight men. There was a time not long ago that giving oral sex to your wife was seen as gay. People are stupid.

>>715839011
Bump for this

Never used a real dildo. But I've been putting fingers and non-dildo dildo-like objects in my ass since I was 12. Never been able to have a prostate orgasm.

>>715841889
Nah I was smart and washed

>>715842448
nah but they are super noesy and if they know i got something and i don't show them they will probably assume it's for drugs or something sexual and i would just rather avoid that awkwardness as I plan on living here until I finish college.

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>>715835752
Didn't go so well

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>>715842557
stupid and insecure about their own manliness and sexual orientation. you are just as a man if you like dicks and dressing up like a girl. the dick inside your pants makes you a man. there are only 2 genders.

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>people actually believe gay people have different assholes on a biological level

>>715842643
Soooum.. had an realy dicks inside you?

>>715843034
I wish

used my grandpa's 9in vibrator on my asshole when i was a wee lad of 14

weird time in my life

>>715842894
well order something else with that as an alibi.

>>715842928
lul, high quality product, make sure rate 5 stars.

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>>715835752

All the newfags above this post got b8ted

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>>715843204
>grandpa

Proud owner/operator of an XL Nova from Bad Dragon. In addition I have a 4" diameter buttplug, a buttplug that has three thicknesses varying from 2.25" to 3.5", and a Great American Challenge.

Buttstuff is awesome. Use plenty of lube (I go through a bottle of J-lube about once a month if not faster, and it makes 4-6 gallons) and go slow.

Have been pegged before, shit was cash af and got to blow her guts out later with my own donger.

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>>715843376
Why is there always one faggot calling everything b8? Life is bait to you faggot

>>715841786
i also used my moms dildo, even broke one of them. dinner was awkward but she never said anything

>>715843279
>A PACKAGE FOR MR ANON AT THE P.O; 10 INCH BBC WITH A "MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN" CAP WAITING FOR YOU.

>>715843310
on what? fucking wall?

>>715835752
Does anyone have some good alternatives for dildos are fingers ok, what are the do's and don'ts i really want to try anal masturbation, I've fingered myself before it just felt weird

>>715843381
kek

completely true story, but not worth greentexting. i took it out of his nightstand, used some lube that was also in there, jerked off while ridin the vibe and then washed my shame away. no one was the wiser

>>715843279
i don't really think this would work unless the sender packaged them together under a false bottom or under packing material which seems unlikely. one of them is always home when i am cause i have classes and work most of the day.

plus ordering another thing is not preferred because, like i said i'm a broke college kid. it is also suspect because i very rarely order anything in the mail.

>>715843606
how would she know you broke it and it just didn't break on it's own?

>>715841374
alright I'm off mobile now. I don't know exactly what you want me to greentext.
>>found masturbation at around 7
>>found anal stimulation shortly after
>>started looking at porn around 11
>>around the same time I found some zoo
>>figured if girls could do it so could I.
>>started with Peanut butter on the balls felt amazing.
>>around 14 I started to go further (had 4 dogs, 3male one female)
>>would let them all lick my balls and ass while I jerked off
>>fingered the female and tried to penetrate her to no avail
>>she obviously has an orgasm on my fingers
>>this fingerband session sends her into heat
>>jerked off all my male dogs but could never get them to mount me.
>>fast forward to me at 20, moved out get a dog of my own.
>>year later and I hadn't done anything with him. super horny been edging all day, jerk him til his redrocket is out. get on my hands and knees as I'm already lubed up from dildo'ing my ass.
>>takes some work but finally get the tip of his cock into my ass. HE GOES TO TOWN! felt amazing, about 20 seconds in and I bust a nut all over the floor.
>>he's not finished has me tied. sit there with his throbbing not pressing against my prostate.
>>I get hard again and start jerking again.
>> as he pulls out I bust nut #2.
>>his cum pools onto the floor around my knees and makes my two nuts look like nothing. quiver and sit there for about an other 10 minutes before I decide to clean it up.
He died about a year after that, got sick vets couldn't figure out what was wrong with him, spent all my money and rent trying to get him better around christmas time. Christmas morning he was to sick to even get out of bed anymore so I found a local farm vet to come over and put him down. Worst christmas ever.
>>about 2 years ago I go to a friends house and his dog runs out of the door.
>>I get in my car and find him about a mile down the road.
>>find an abandoned lot, as his redrocket is out as he's super excited for the car ride.
cont.

>>715843885
well, the tip broke off from it and i just put it on but it was very loose. also you could see the plastic breaking on the side quite clearly. i would be super suspicious if one day i came home to a dildo like that.

>>715843986
>>getting mounted and tied would take to long and raise questions.
>>so I grab his cock and suck him off inside of my car.
>>dog cum all over my passenger seat.
>>whole car smells like dog cum.
>>don't care to horny about to explode.
>>his throbbing cock hit the back of my throat I feel his warm cum sliding down.
>> cum tastes delicious keep sucking.
>>after awhile I start jerking off with his cock in my mouth.
>>about to cum, don't want to cum all over myself so I stopped right before the even horizon.
>>finish licking up all the cum off my face and hands he starts licking the cum off my seat.
>>take him back home, tell my friend I gotta go.
>>head straight home taste of dog cum still in my mouth.
>>get in shower to wash the smell of dog off bust a nut so hard I nearly pass out.
>>fin.

>>715835752
No. I've done it while being gay, though.

...did you like it?

>>715835752
i can never get it in more than like an inch. what am i doing wrong?

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

>>715843845
any old college book you can sell as a newly bought one? Or even rent one from the library. It's not like amazon writes "SEX TOY FOR ANON INSIDE" on the box. As long as your parents just put it in your room , you can open it later and claim you bought a book. You don't have to open it infront of them.

>>715844376
makes sense

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dildos... lol amateurs

I prefer sticking warm hot dogs in my asshole

pic related

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>>715837493
because it isn't attached to anyone... just like a damn fleshlight isn't a woman, right? These are tools made for MASTURBATION, which means done by yourself. SO, if I am masturbating, YOU explain to me how this is gay in any sense. Do I need to quote some dictionaries for you? Go type it in ANY dictionary and none will say that loving a fake-D is gay... being sexually attracted to the same sex is... so you explain why you make no sense what so ever :)

>>715844890
Tell us with a straight face that you wouldn't like to have a big nigger ram you all night.

>>715844596
>mom that phallic shaped box is just book for college

>>715844596
or he can just buy something else and when the package comes and later on they ask him what it is he can just show them the thing he bought at a store earlier. Or he can just go to an adult store and buy one there. He's worrying about being judged by a loser working in an adult store someone he'll never again see in his life. Makes zero sense. Buy it at an adult store and you never have to worry about your parents seeing anything.

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>>715837493
>>715844890
If it's shaped in detail like a dick and you imagine that you're being fucked by a dick, then that's a little gay, but simple phallic shapes don't mean anything.

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>>715835752
I'm straight, have a gf and 3 buttplugs (largest is 2.5" in diameter) + a dildo.

It makes my regular orgasms feel better but I've never been able to achieve orgasm just from anal alone. At times I've felt close but it seems like I can never really get myself there and end up giving up to jack myself off.

What do?

>>715835752
Obviously you're a closet fag OP, just deal with it and move on.

>>715837493
With this thought pattern, whenever you watch "straight" heterosexual porn, you see and LOOOVE seeing a dick go in and out of a pussy or butt or mouth, then you yourself are GAY or at the very least BI, because you LOVE seeing a huge throbbing dick go in various places, then loves the feelings it gives you... my point is masturbation is masturbation and unless someone is there fucking you with an appendage then it is STILL just masturbation.

What's the best fleshlike dildo for a reasonable price?

>>715839148
yo, how was the hilt part?
I've got a medium kelvin, its nice, but I want something just a tad thicker.

>>715845518
Watching a dick ram a puss is the straightest thing there is. If what you're saying is true, normal straight guys would be able to get off just as easily to a video of a dick going in and out of a man's ass.

>>715845662
couldn't help you there both my dildos were $180 a pop

>>715845324
I have in a few posts, and then a few other individuals have as well, all you've done is regurgitate some predetermined come-backs that you yourself didn't come up with, someone else TOLD you how to feel about it. You tell us something genuine that you weren't told to say you puppet man.

>>715845719
hmmm... now we're getting somewhere, mentally fuckedboy :)

>>715844497
not spreading your legs (like this)?

If you stick things in your ass your gay if you like sticking thigs in an ass your gay sorry.

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>>715845958
whoops, forgot the image

>>715845818
How do you know if you haven't tried it? It's not gay if you don't enjoy it. By saying you like dildos up the ass, you open up that line of questioning for yourself. Go to craigslist, find a horny nigger, let him bend you over the love seat, let all your most primal submissive instincts take over. Come back and tell us how you truly feel. We won't judge. Faggot.

>>715845719
You almost admitted to yourself that you, or anyone else, could watch a dick-like object go in a hole (any) and get off... good, the next step is try something that challenges your small view of reality and wake up to see the strings that someone has tied you to.

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>>715845489
Authentic "prostate orgasms" don't involve ejaculation. The ones you see in videos are simply hands-free orgasms with assistance from prostate stimulation. People can have those without even touching themselves.

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>>715846377
I know that but I've never been able to achieve one

Yes.

For me, it's just nice there'n then - nothing I crave or want apart from the fetishisht part of me, still straight as an arrow

>>715846004
Explain more... you cant can you... no I am sorry to say your little explanation doesn't hold water, or anything else for that matter. Come back when you have something you came up by yourself :]

>>715846264
and you're racist... is there anything in your life you have of your own? It is like someone is piloting you. Ew, how does that feel? And now I bet you'll try to assault me with some insults, AAHAHAHAH

>>715846377
That guy needs to shave his dick.
Fucking gross...

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>>715845817
my toys, accidentally cut off the tip of the bigger one when I took the photo

>>715846484
fucking shave, dude.

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>>715846264
man, whats your problem?
oh i think i know. you dont have girlfriend and never had, all you knowledge is based on porn so this is why you keep hating others so much for having fun in their life.
have fun realising girls have hair on their hands too and on asses etc. i bet you think that is gay too.

>>715837493
The turn on isn't "feeling like being fucked by a cock". It's actually the fact that you're pressing something on your freaking prostate. It's purely mechanical.

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>>715846004
Is a girl gay if she sticks things in her butt? Is a guy gay if he sticks his dick in a girl butt?

>>715846897
deleted...what was it?

>>715846689
>and you're racist
Jesus fuck, when did you get let out of your containment site, you absolute faggot? I'm not racist at all. Why would I be? People can't chose their genes. Do you think I'm fucking retarded? I know what this is. You're latching on to the one thing you think you can can argue with. Deep down you know that every word I say is the truth. Get fucked, faggot. Literally.

>>715847033
Some hairy fucking dude wearing a a thong and a frilly skirt, with his boner parting the hem. Mosaic on the face--guy probably posted his own pic and got the jitters. too bad it gets archived and is visible to anyone using 4chanX lol

>>715846962
You people are the ones withe the problem. You're reacting disproportionately, and it frankly seems like a sign of insecurity.
>you keep hating others so much for having fun in their life.
Did you not read what I said? I'm telling you to explore yourself and potentially broaden your horizons. Fucking kikes.

>>715847025
yes

>>715846966
...But is it *really*?
Come on now.

>>715847041
Oh look, there they are, you inexperienced idiot parrot person :)

Can't say I have. I'd fuck myself with a didlo shaped object if I had one just to try though

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>>715837743
Whats the character's name anon?

>>715847225
post that cuck

>>715847348
Unless you need an actual cock shaped dildo, not gay.

>>715847354
Are you actually Illiterate? You've yet to attempt to refute a single point I made, just defaulting to the "you're racist" comeback. Again, I'm not. How long have you been off of Reddit? A week? A month?

yes i live with gf and i have a 7 inch dildo i use all the time when shes gone

people add my kik tomjenkins953 or snapchat tjenkins953

>>715847348
As a gay dude, I like it part for that reason and cause I like being dominated.

So like, if some dude wants to be dominated and have his prostate stimulated and doesn't want to fuck a guy, he could be straight (but a little queer, probably)

>>715847512
Get 4chanX you loser.

>>715847033
>>715847512
>>715846897

isn`t deleted.. samefag?

>>715847434
chihiro fujisaki

>>715847512
>2016
>no 4chanX
Kill yourself faggot.

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Op you're already one step away from this.

>>715847716
No. Maybe you were in the thread before it got deleted, I dunno.

Also it looks like one of those rare occasions where the archive didn't get the pic in time. I wouldn't save a pic that gross, though, lol
(for real, though, fucking shave before you do fem shit)

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>>715847944
pic related

>>715835752
Tried.
Bought some toys on Amazon
None of them really did it for me so threw em away before anyone could discover them.

>>715847944
Yeah.. im not downloading or screenprinting that shit..

>>715847995
ic

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>>715842928
Damn
The suction on both the dildo and your ass must be astounding
I bet you could make diamonds in your butthole

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>>715847807
Thanks anon

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>>715848136
yuck

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I am right now

>>715847995
Nice shoop, samefag.

>>715847609
nahh I like being dominated by men and having my prostate massaged by his cock but im bi. No way you could be straight and want that lol

>>715848330
uh... do you mind moving the subject into the frame please :3c

>>715848330
Hah, thats fucking gay.. Do you have more?

>>715848330
can't see shit

>>715848451
What would you like to see?

>>715848485
Yes

>>715835752
>Dil in ass ... Straight kek. You are about as straight as a Jerry's Kids back.

>>715848434
please, I have tastes when it comes to sissy (and they don't involve unkempt amateurs

>>715848516
your legs, stomach, wiener, and other assorted cute parts owo

>>715848435
straight submissive men pay big bucks to be dominated and pegged by girls.

>>715848639
Only the lonely ones anon

>>715848516
you :3

>>715848639
whoops i reread that haha I thought it said and wants to be fucked by guy. but it says doesnt... my bad hahah, id still think they would have some attraction to men or penis

>>715848639
Change this to pre-pubescent Spanish boys and,c I'm in.

>>715848585
yes?

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>>715848627
Heres my leg️

>>715835752
sauce

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>>715848627
>>715848821

>>715848516
a little bit to the riiiight...please...?

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>>715849081

>>715835752
>715835752

1 word....aneros

too bad a lot of you are homophobes.... prostate massage is insanely pleasurable, especially coupled with a little bit of weed.

>>715849024
What's this nigga's name?

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>>715849219
>homophobes

>>715849272
No idea. Sorry.

>>715849208
there we go...I would drive between those legs

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>>715849419
Come on in big man

>>715845434
this shit's da bomb....

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ayy

>>715849208
>>715849507
nice

>>715849507
loving the gloves, cutie

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>>715835752
Between Bailey Jay and Incase (the artist), I've become at least bi and no fucks given. I love your pic, OP.

My favorite is a translucent 12-inch dong with a suction cup (which doesn't get much use) and balls (which make a great handle), and it's nice and thick. I call it Red Alert (pic related). I insert a medium-size buttplug for a while to loosen up first. Even then, it takes some time to ease Red Alert in.

But damn, it feels great going in and out. My GF is willing to pump it for me, but she's so bad at it: always pulling it too far out, or only jiggling it in and out an inch or so when it's got 10.5 inches of stroke length to go before the flared head hits the inside of my anal ring.

Would probably fuck OP if pretty enough, but not really into non-girly boys. If that makes me a faggot then I guess I'm a faggot.

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>>715849693
Glad to see u enjoy <3

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>>715849627

>>715849865
Fuck that's hot

>>715849865
Stroking my cock

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>>715850046
<3 <3

>>715849865
god damn.
hope you don't mind if I save these for later.

>>715850185
Would love to fuck that hole

Op and anyone else who might want to try let me explain. I'm not gay I love the gf bangging my asshole. Its awesome. You can't get a better orgasm. She enjoys it and I enjoy it. I got into in my teens but never have found dudes sexy. Try it and know you will get shit on something, you will fart and so on. The other night I was full on porn star taking it hard and she pulls out. I had a very loud fart with lube come out and it goes down my crack to my balls. She calls me a slut and pops it back in. No reason not to enjoy anal sex.

>>715850185

I want to make you feel the a woman

The woman you are.

>>715842928
I love this pic and all it implies.

Fucken saved.

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>>715850210
Go ahead ;)

>>715850185
jesus
i hope this doesn't sound weird, but I would just love to stroke your navel, and just watch you enjoying yourself on my bed

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>>715850352
you and I think alike

>>715841488
I agree with this guy.

>>715843779
There's not really any safe alternative, bro.

Just go to an adult shop, buy one that doesn't look too thick. Take at least $50 with you, but you shouldn't have to spend anywhere near that much.

Don't worry about how autistic you feel/look. People who work there have served the creepiest of the creepy, and you won't rate anywhere near.

>>715850433
How is this not suppose to sound weird?

>>715850386
That cock looks so good

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>>715850433
Nothings weird to me babe <3

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>>715839148
>medium
Seems like these fags are full of a lot more than just themselves and shit nowadays

>>715850386
hnnnng goddamn your butt looks delicious

>>715850709

you should make some cute and sexy webms!

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>>715844404

>fucked by dog
>fingered dog
>jerked dogs
>sucked dog

nigga you need help ASAP

>>715850647
xoxoxoXOXOXO

>>715850757
This please

>>715850757
I agree...if you're comfortable with it of course

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Im an apple fag :(>>715850757

>>715836194
same

>>715850902
Fucking dropped

>>715850899
>wanting your sugar daddy to fuck you because you feel like a submissive sissy slut and you want him to cum deep inside your ass while he licks your neck from behind and calls you her little cumdumpster and then cum from the sheer excitment of feeling his hot sticky creampie inside your intestine after all that prostate pounding then sucking his dick clean as you say to him "im your little cum princess daddy i will do as you say
>being gay

pick one, and only one cuase they are mutually exclusive

>>715850902
I love how your toy presses down on your thong.

>>715850902
aaaand here's the cancer

>>715850782
Hey at least I'm not some gender fluid pansexual who identifies as ferret.

>>715851105
did you mean to respond to me? I'm gay as fuck.

>>715851190
<3
:(>>715851203
>>715851016

>>715851295
no, i just picked a random post

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>fucked with dildo
>straight
op plz at least try

>>715851256
rather be a delusional fucking ferret than a sissy faggot who's an embarrassment to his ancestors.

I tried that few days ago. My wife wasnt home and im very very horny that day so i got nekked put some lube in my hand then started playing with me self then i noticed that the lube container is shape like a small dildo, i always envy my wife becase everytime i fuck her she has that shaky orgasm and tells me that it feels great inside. So why not, maybe it feels good when something is inside you. I put it in, it hurts a bit but it kinda feel good, slowly massaging my anus until its inside me.it feels weird but good. When i reached the climax . Feels damn good man. Tyen it hurts after but i did it agaid after 2 days. Now i want to buy a dildo..i have a wife a 2kids. I dont want to have sex with a guy. I want to have sex with my wife with a dildo sticking in both of our asses, but im afraid my wife will be freaked out when she see me sticking something up my ass.

>>715847906
Says the guy with a gif like that ready to post

>>715846962
More of this girl ?

>>715841488
As someone who's worked at an adult store before, no one gives a fuck. Asking simple questions will not cause me to think less of you. You get so many weirdos, some dude looking to put something up his butt barely registers

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Dubs and this is going inside me

>>715852162
not very far it looks like

>>715852162
>>715852162
man, i just came.
okay rolling.

>tfw gay and love boys but hate receiving anal

>>715844404
>>715843986
fucking hot

i want to be knotted too :(

>>715852109
does he cum?

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>>715852369
it's me, and yes

>>715839148
send vids

>>715852477
Touching yourself is cheating. And damn, youre hot.

I do all the time

Actually of all my sex toys my silicone dildo is probably my favorite just because of how simple it is.

Sucking on it, "jacking" it off, riding it, having it suctioned to the wall or floor, all of it.

Probably my favorite thing is to blow it with one of my worn jock straps around it so it smells like a real guy

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>>715852650
haha, well it's hard to cum from just buttstuff

>>715852805
don't you have a tumblr?

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>>715852912
haha I did, but it got shut down for porn. I have this now though https://xhamster.com/user/robin96james

>>715853014
mmmm

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Anyone want some?

>>715852805
>dat pre
Yeah i guess, ive never managed it either

>>715847025
i already tried putting the dildo this deep, but it hurted me... is there a right way to insert it?

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>>715853149
mhm, I've been really close before, but my arm gets too sore to keep at it for long enough

>>715853286
Take it easy, you're probably really tense and really tight. Anal requires training and practice. It took me about a month to get used to the girth of my dildo.

Where sold a noobie start?

Prostate massager? But plug? Dildo?

>>715835840
it's not gay unless it's a real dick, moron.

>>715853312
maybe you need a helping hand, heh

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>>715853614
oh, definitely ;)

>>715853750
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck