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Greetings! Kat here. So this rando just sent me a snap on snapchat.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Greetings! Kat here.
So this rando just sent me a snap on snapchat. He says he's in Dallas (I'm in Austin) and he wants to get together and fuck.
Ummmmm do you think that this is possible??? Do you think this could be a prank ruler? I have some more pics from him. I need /b/ forensics team on this.
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this picture looks suspicious to me.
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>>715835124
post a new pic with a new time stamp that wasn't in the other threads or it's not you.
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The world record holder for the longest penis isn't even this long. If this guy is disease free, should I go for it? Imagine getting fucked by the biggest cock in the world...
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>>715835462
For sure, I'm just all bundled up because it's cold. can't post tits right now.
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>>715835554
fuck off.
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It's an optical illusion, his dick is above everything else.
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Here you are!
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>>715835636
Bless you!
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>>715836305
u know the rules, tits or g...
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>>715835124
Is he doing the same perspective trick here? Maybe she has a tiny head?
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If you can take it, go for it. keep in mind guys with huge cocksare often lousy lays. but yeah fuck it do it!
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>>715836305
oh, it is cabbage cunt after all. great, i just wanted to confirm that you are in fact so lonely and desperate for attention the you would start another thread.

enjoy it while it lasts you hideous monster.
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>>715836305
Alright, alright. Rules are rules.
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Do you have a soul?
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>>715836305
lonely piece of shit, go kill youselfe fuckin attention whore
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>>715836742
>cabbage cunt
Oh my god that's an amazing punk band album name
>hideous monster
You're kind of my new favorite person.
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>>715836973
I'm really not all that lonely. I suppose I enjoy attention, but who doesn't?
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>>715836592
Really? I've had some big dicks, but they've usually brought it. Is it kind of like how chicks that are super super super pretty are lazy in bed?
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>>715836902
nice, now go over to level 2 and show us your little asshole
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His dick isn't on the table you retarded whore. God you're stupid. Tits or GTFO. Sage.
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>>715837197
>little

you must have missed the last thread.
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>>715835261
Like honestly. Wouldn't there be some weight to his cock? It's just sticking straight out, there's no sloping downward or anything. I'm calling BS on this guy.
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This is a 13 and 1/2 inches cock... Make the difference
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>>715836576
>>715835124
>>715835261

This upsets the negro
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>>715836902
Considering beer bottles are roughly 7-8 inches in length and 3 in diameter, I would have to say he's either using camera trickery or using a fake ruler/bottle. It could very well be a combination of Viagra and a pebis pump, but the lighting is all fucked up.

Try getting another picture out of him. If he refuses, he could very well be faking.
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>>715837197
I'll bite.
>>715837316
Well, I'm ass training right now with plugs. I'm finally on the largest one from the set.

I like lubing up with peppermint oil because it feels so intense inside of my asshole. It burns and tingles at the same time.
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>>715836902
Get a video of him side to side comparing with the ruler too you fucking idiot woman. Don't you know anything
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Its a mini serve bottle, look at the hair on his dick the proportions are more like a small dick not a 13 inch dick. Also those are centimeters on a thin tape measure kek
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>>715835124
so his veins a half inch in dia?hmmmm
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>>715837515
HOLY GUACAMOLE
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>>715835124
Tits or gtfo to /soc/ you stupid whore.

>>715835261
you are a colossal faggot.

>>715835462
you are a colossal faggot.

>>715835496
you are a colossal faggot.

>>715835554
you are a colossal faggot.

>>715835636
you are a colossal faggot.

>>715836177
you are a colossal faggot.

>>715836305
Post tits you worthless whore, nobody gives a genuine fuck about you or your problems. Remember the rules.

>>715836493
you are a colossal faggot.

>>715836512
you are a colossal faggot.

>>715836576
you are a colossal faggot.

>>715836592
you are a colossal faggot.

>>715836742
you are a colossal faggot.
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>>715835124
>>715835261
if you think these are real you need more help than we can give you
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>>715837782
well said anon
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>>715837737
okay peppermint oil in your asshole is just insane. my GF got some in her eye once and it fucked her up for a whole day. If you have even the tiniest tear in your ass your gunna be at the hospital having to explain why your ass is on fire
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>>715836902
Finally. Now you can stay. Took you long enough, fucking troglodyte.

To answer your question: the dude is doing a perspective trick. His dick is more likely around 8 inches, but women are shitty judges of length anyways. I clock in at 6.5, and girls have estimated my dick between 7-11 inches. Women are retarded. It doesn't matter anyways, because with that girth, his dick will feel incredibly large inside of you, and may actually hurt you quite a bit if you're not actually a whore.
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show us how the training is going
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>>715837776
This. Fake as hell.
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>>715837782
::Autistic Shrieking::
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UGLY
FAT
PATHETIC

Must suck to never be hit on in public, cat-called or approached by attractive men ever.
Can't relate

Kill yourself
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>>715835261
dont!
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>>715837782
Implying op isn't a boy
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>>715838367
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>>715837737
Sounds excruciating after nut
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>>715838058
>>715838058
Yeah that's what I was thinking. He's not sending me any more snaps even when I ask, he just keeps telling me to beg for his cock. It looked suspicious to me, especially since he didn't send me a snap, he sent me a screenshot of a snap with an image uploaded rather than a live shot. Pretty sure that's why there's a white X on the upper corner. Plus, that deodorant picture just looks ridiculous.
The one of the chick looks okay but he doesn't look thirteen and a half inches.
>women are shitty judges of length
#notallwomyn! Women ARE fucking retarded, or at least most of them. The knuckles on your thumb are each about one inch. Just inch your way from there, it's cake.
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>>715838120
she followed the rules, be nice to her.
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Just look at that wonky cross-eyed stare. If you are seeking validation, just know, you are ugly. Hope you can move forward and do something positive with your life
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>>715838556
Not really. I'm a masochist, though, so take what I say with a grain of salt. I rub peppermint oil all over my tits (makes my nipples so sensitive to air) and will put some on my clit and cunt as well.
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>>715838075
Well, I've been wearing that ;ug for about four hours now. I'm trying to upload the video of me inserting it into myself for the first time, it's an mp4. How do I do dis?
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>>715838622
>be nice to her.
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Also, even if this guys dick isn't over a foot long, it's almost definitely still a big ol' dick. it's not like your gunna show up and find a 5 incher.
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>>715837750
>those are centimeters

Holy fuck Americans are stupid
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how are you gonna post an anal plug without ass pictures
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I haven't seen you other threads. Throw s a bone and show a pic with that buttplug. My wife is a size queen - she'd be hard pressed to pass up a shot at that massive log.
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>>715838846
Here's a screengrab from the video.
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>>715835124
are you really asking if his dick is actually 14 inches? obviously its fake you retard.
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About to get my dick wet tomorrow for the first time guys.working with 5 1/2 inches, will it be enough??
ps, she had 2 kids.
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>>715839384
I sat on it :D
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>>715835124
Centimetres...
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>>715839626
Yes it's fine. Anything over 5 inches is fine. Just angle it towards the g-spot.
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>>715839384
Angles are hard when your hands are covered in oil. I'll take some pics in a bit. Here's my asshole though, this was taken a couple of weeks ago, before I started training.
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>>715837750
>centimeters
>says 1F at the 12 mark
12 centimeters in a foot i guess. weird.
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Here's when I put in my first plug.
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>>715835124
and this is why i don't ever visit cock rate threads.
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>>715835124
What's ur snapchat?
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>>715839626
>lift her shirt
>start kissing her belly
>look for c-section scars
>none found?
>bail and scream sage on your way out the door.
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>>715839918
Nice sexy pussy op.
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>>715840011
her snapchat is ohhhhkat and she does actually reply. I played with her this afternoon. Here's a screenshot.
Hey Kat :) Remember me lol
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>>715839958
nice file name
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>>715839626
sometimes, depends on the lady, your chemistry, if you are any good yourself, ect.
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>>715840150
Thank you, anon! :) You're going to make me blushhhhhh
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>>715840502
What's your tat, Kat?
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>>715840280
is she fucking pregnant?
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>>715840502
fucking LOL at the fedora in the background
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>>715840502
>You're going to make me blushhhhhh

you sure that's not the bipolar meds coupled with menopause just giving you hot flashes?
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>>715839918
wouldstickmypenisintillejaculationoccurs/10
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>>715835124
Lmao his dick is a good foot or two above the table
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>>715838622
Yeah like everyone else is nice to each other on this board. She gets as much shit as everyone else, having a vagina is not a valid reason for special treatment
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>>715840771
el oh el I'm 27 not 37 you twit. And no, Lithium doesn't make you blush. Educate yourself you dingus. Are you actually trying to shame me for taking my medication like I'm supposed to? Wow, how deplorable!
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>>715837782
Literal autism.
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>>715841023
Tell me that's Andy Daly on Hot Saucerman's couch?????? SAVED.
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>>715840502
Wut made you decide to do the buttplug training? Do you do cam work? My wife and I need a pet like you.
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>>715841050
You don't think girls get MORE shit on this board then guys do? don't be stupid.
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>>715840921
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was it good 4 u?
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>prank ruler
Kek'd
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>>715841061
>I'm 27

wow hunn you really don't look a day over 48.

>Are you actually trying to shame me

yes, to the point of suicide i hope.
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>>715840502
Is that....Is that a dude or what?
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>>715841159
No they don't, you just pay more attention to It because it's out of the ordinary
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>>715841144
My Master has never been able to find a sub who would take it up the ass. I have had anal a handful of times and, while I enjoyed it, I had minor tearing afterwards because I didn't have any prior experience. I want to be able to be his good little kitten so I decided to do some training. I sleep with it in, I am training like 24/7.

I rarely poop now lol....pretty much on a diet of liquids and grains. My scat is like deer poop, lol.
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>>715841241
readyforround2already/10
>move to VA and this shit will happen nao, I love a good bushy cooch.
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Post snap I wanna see you. Also you should shave that shit
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>>715835124
Do big dicks excite you more ?
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>>715841358
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA you must REALLY underestimate me.
>to the point of suicide
OMG my sides. Can I keep you? You're such a little beta bastard. I shall name you Barry. That's a nice Beta name.
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>>715835124
Here's what a real cock looks like
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>>715841563
It's winter, anon. I wear tights and thigh highs and long socks and I don't shave anything but my pits. Come spring and summer though, I nair everything religiously.
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>>715841622
No. I knew a guy with a micropenis. He WORSHIPPED my pussy and found ways to make me come harder than I ever have in the past.
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>>715841742
WOOOF. Saved.
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shill thread for shitty website
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>>715841540
Do you do Dom/Sub, or Daddy / Baby Girl?
A good sub is hard to find.
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>>715836902
What a whore.. your skin is awful. No doubt a reaction from burning coal and getting facefulls . 1/10 for making me reply.
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>>715838622
Forgive us whiteknigt sire; we shall stop
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>>715841945
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>>715841683
>you must REALLY underestimate me

well let's see.

>swing on a pole for strangers to look at that nasty gash and give you 1 dollar bills
>claim to be bipolar for free meds and money
>come to /b/ at least twice a day for attention from the armpit of the asshole of the internet

nah sweetheart, i think i got you summed up pretty well, and no one on the planet thinks of you as anything other than less than average.

have a great day cabbage cunt.


-barry.
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>>715842222
Total fucking waste of quad deuces you beta
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>>715842222
Oh no Barry, don't go! I love your nasty messages, they make me smile and warm my heart.
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>>715842222
Wow.
A real life wizard
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>>715842154
JEEBUS CHREEBUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I want to sit on that.
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>>715840121
What does having a c section have to do with anything?
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>>715841778
Send me nudes next summer then. Now snap, please
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>>715839918
Any pics of that sweet pussy getting stuffed?
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Ask him to put a quarter on top like this. No faking that.
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>>715842780
C-section means the kids didn't come out her cunt and stretch it out of shape.
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>>715842874
That's actually a dime.
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>>715836576
wtf isn't that geeky aria?
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sad and gross...slutsb sluts go get that dick u worn out tire u
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>>715842154
Fucking veiny triumphant bastard
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>>715842780
>what does natural birth do to a womans gash?

are you dense?
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>>715835124
do you really think a beer bottle is 10 inch high ?
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>>715839918
Dat pussy got me thinkin' Arby's.
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>>715836902
Disgusting tbh, now go kill yourself attentionwhore
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>>715843015
I knew that but I didn't know c sections were a way around that
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>>715841907
The big dick makes you want to fuck him more than micropenises though ?
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>>715842874
lol that dick looks flat
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>>715838566
>he doesn't look thirteen and a half inches.

maybe because there is no such thing ?

pornmeasurements tumblr com
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>>715842985
Your fucking high
This is why mom doesn't love you.
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>>715836902
hehe gross thx
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Kat! I listened to your soundcloud pretty much all day today. (https://soundcloud.com/katherinegehldonovan)

Your music is amazing! How can you write so many songs and have none of them sound the same? I like your lyrics a LOT and your voice is so beautiful.

I also like your narrations, too. The Amy Schumer one killed me!
https://soundcloud.com/katherinegehldonovan/amy-schumer-showcases-her-knockout-body-is-strapless-bikini

I wanted to ask you about Erik Gavriluk, if you don't mind.

What is going on? https://soundcloud.com/katherinegehldonovan/dont-delete-my-content-erik
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>>715835124
That penis would require at least a QUART, maybe more of blood to get erect. A quart is about 20% of your body's total blood.

Interestingly getting truly hard is a real difficulty for the extremely well endowed. People who worked with John Holmes said he never really got fully hard.

>"As the joke goes, if John (Holmes) ever got fully erect he'd lose consciousness from lack of blood to the brain, because his dick was that big. And it's true that his cock was never hard. It was like doing it with a big soft kind of loofah."
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>>715843155
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y r all sluts like a 6
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>>715843346
>spamming your own shit this hard

end it soon kat.
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>>715842874
Fat nice! better than long
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>>715835124
Straight shoop.
If this were real, his pubes would be as thick as a piece of hay... so...
yeah. no.
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>>715843590
Barry you little puss puss
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>>715843346
Thank you so much, anon!
>How can you write so many songs and have none of them sound the same?
I'm not sure, my fear is that they DO sound a lot alike. I suppose I try to combat that by using the capo a lot. Everytime I write a song, I try to do it in a different key from the last one I wrote.
>Narrations
Really? I didn't think anyone really liked those. I feel like they're a little boring. Glad you like them though.
>The Amy Schumer one killed me
OMG that one was so fun to make. I can't believe that article exists, who could write such terrible lies? She's not attractive. SHe's not ugly, she's super average. She should invest in some corsets if she wants the hourglass shape. Very athletic figure for someone who clearly doesn't work all that hard exercising.
>Erik Gavriluk
What do you mean, "what's going on?" I thought that audio clip was really clear about what's going on with him.
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>>715843590
hooray! barry is back!
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>>715840502
feel like camming? should be fun
> icanhaz<DELETETHIS>chat. com/tog
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>>715839918
holy shit i would love to eat your pussy
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>>715843839
Well, I creeped on yer facebook.
I read the emails, I read the Open Letter to Bomb Factory thread, I read the what happened to my buddy Erik thread...I kind of don't understand why he dropped you. What argument did you two get into? What essay? It seems like you would have had to have done something really shady and shitty for him to break up with you.
Care to dish?
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>>715835124
So you like mine too? If u want more we can chat my kik: sergiomartinezx
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>>715844190
Who is Erik Gavriluk? Is it this guy:

Erik Gavriluk (born September 26, 1970 in Huntington, New York) is a record producer, musician, and software engineer.

He was a founding employee of DreamWorks SKG and a lead designer on the Cairo Operating System project at Microsoft. He developed the Windows 95 startup sound with Brian Eno.[1]

In 1998 he founded Bomb Factory, a recording studio and leading manufacturer of music software based in Burbank, California. His production and performance credits include The Dandy Warhols, Blink-182, eels, G. Love & Special Sauce, Stevie Nicks, Melissa Etheridge, Steve Allen, Hal Blaine, Marilyn Manson, Beck, Soulwax and Air.[2]

Bomb Factory was acquired by Avid Technology (NASDAQ: AVID) in 2003.[3]

Lives in a house designed by Frank Lloyd Wright.[4]
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Why do you lot entertain this "I'm a dumb bitch. Please help me out!" troll?
Jesus...anyone with brain can tell how stupid this photo is.
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>>715843938
I'll stick it out till the very end.
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>>715835124
Hey OP, I'm from Austin as well. Let's get drinks.
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>>715844606
>you lot
dumb british faggot
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>>715844581
>The Dandy Warhols
gay
>Blink-182
gay
>eels
shitty
>G. Love & Special Sauce
that sounds really really gay
>Stevie Nicks
that goat?
>Melissa Etheridge
yawn.
>Steve Allen
Who?
>Hal Blaine
WHO?
>Marilyn Manson
fag.
>Beck
Faggot Scientologist.
>Soulwax
Fags.
>Air
Only decent band on this list, but still, gay.
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>>715844581
>founding employee of DreamWorks SKG
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>>715844634
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>>715835124
first of all that window on snapchat is from the perspective of the person taking the picture, so miss me with that trash tier bait
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>>715844750
So down. 310-5625792
Bar Fly's?
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>>715838670
why are you in every camwhore thread calling them ugly/fats? Ive seen your faggot ass in threads where the bitch was smoking with the same act... sad man. she's no 10 but I definitly like looking at her tits and pussy.
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>>715839958
Nice filename
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>>715845171
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>>715839918
id love to see your pussy wide open
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>>715844581
Yep. That's the guy. There aren't many pics of him online, he wants to stay anonymous so he can troll people on reddit and hackernews (he got banned from hacker news)

How do you add a picture to wikipedia? Everytime I try is says it can't verify that my media file is my own work, and I took the picture, lol. Can someone help me edit his wiki so he has a picture?
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>>715835261
looks shopped..
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>>715845488
I want to upload this picture to his wikipedia page. Can someone please help me? I took the picture. The caption should read "Erik Gavriluk at Brian Kehew's studio in September, 2016 (Burbank, California.)"
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proof b is fucking full of fags.

thread goes from a chick showing her body to guys rating cocks.

for fucks sake.
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>>715845488
this photo is shopped, it's the same person just one in drag.

>>715845744
this is actually op in it's original form.
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>>715844190
>Care to dish?
Sure. Here's the scoop:
Erik most definitely has NPD (Narcissistic Personality Disorder.) That's about it. He's been this way for years, and he will always be this way until he dies.

Narcissists operate in two modes: insecurity or grandiosity. They cannot tolerate shame or humiliation. They feed on adoration and misery.

They lack empathy.

Erik lacks empathy, but can fake it until he makes it.

Gavriluk is a pretentious, liberal, a cuck, and a malignant cerebral narcissist. I've known him for ten years and I am finally done. I kind of baited him to break up with me.
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>>715835124
13cm, that's nothing.
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>>715835124
Either slicing his cock on that tape measure or there's some kind of trickery going on here
>>715835261
Edges of cock are blurred, obvious shoop is obvious
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>>715841742
Nice micropeen bud. Saved for later YLYL threads
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>>715846244
>I kind of baited him to break up with me.
Kat, show us another picture of your sexy asshole to remind Erik what he's missing.
BTW, listening to you on Soundcloud. You have a sexy voice - I'd like to hear you choking on my cock.
https://soundcloud.com/katherinegehldonovan/anal-sex
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>>715846244
>They feed on adoration and misery.

holy mother of fuck! if you don't understand that you just described yourself you need serious fucking help because you might just be the most delusional poster on this board to date.
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>>715846009
Barry, Barry. Barry.
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>>715842874
Your dick looks like the before picture on the "grow your cock 5 inches" adverts on pornhub
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>>715835124
Post pics of your asshole getting stretched via butt plug. If you can get your face in the shot all the better.
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>>715844343
Sorry mate but with your skinny fingers and faggoty tattoo you could very well be a FTM tranny with a turnip in your pants, jog on carpet muncher.
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>>715846695
Gladly! Dump incoming. I have these on my BDSM blog, keptkitten.com
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>>715846695
Thanks!
I hate to do this shit on /b/, but if you like my music, please consider buying my album on bandcamp. The holidays have kind of zapped me of any spending money and I really want to buy more dildos, plugs, tail plugs, etc.
I am pretty sure it's name your price.
katherinedotorg.bandcamp.com
/end of self-promotion
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>>715846695
this was right after I got slammed in the ass, I think I still have cum inside of my butt.
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>>715847095
>I hate to do this shit on /b/
>3rd time in 24 hours
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>>715846959
Randomly decide to browse 4chan today. Discovered about Katherine.
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>>715846850
I will try! angles r hard.
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>>715847251
YA SPOOKED ME
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>>715846557
Lol, being this jealous
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>>715846695
My friend is going to come over tonight and shoot some pics on me with my plug and vibrator. probably some video of me masturbating as well...
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>>715847304
have you ever done any impreg fetish stuff?
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>>715835124
Bottle and tape measure on hardwood floor
dude is standing
Can I get a /thread/?
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>>715847224
>I still have cum inside of my butt.
I'd love to get sloppy seconds on that gaped asshole.
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>>715847369
Jealous of your tiny leftward sloping dong? You caught me ! :^)
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>>715846695
I have some more from this set that no one has ever seen. Just for you anons, I'll post them :D
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>>715847438
question for ya, would you ever consider doing songs from the Carmen Miranda's Ghost Album?
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>>715847526
>I have some more from this set that no one has ever seen. Just for you anons
You're a good sexy slut. We knew you'd come through Kat.
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>>715847458
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>>715847513
Have you met my friend Barry?
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>>715847885
No you autistic faggot
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>>715841907
So yu got a micropenis brah?
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>>715847652
Mmm, all I want to be is a good girl.
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>>715847658
Thank you for calling me a good, sexy slut.
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>>715847885
barry checking in, don't ever fucking call me your friend.
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>>715847658
just for you anons.
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>>715848471
Do it. It has spooky space ghosts and other sillyness.


...also, does that end with a gooey cream filling too?
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>>715847658
Also, in this morning's thread, they said I was the new Tsar of /b/, that was really cool. Queen Boxxy will never be dethroned, she shouldn't be. Ill gladly take Tsar Kat of /b/.
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>>715848471
>keptkitten.com
You are a very good little girl. Daddy has a present for you.
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>>715847458
I would love to be tag teamed again. Woof.
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>>715848870
I love presents!
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>>715848471
That cock doesn't exactly look like it's doing the trick, were you able to cum from it?
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>>715848757
be careful, /b/ is fickle, and the lower royalty may have to earn their keep.

one minute they're cheering you on, the next they're barking orders as a dragon dildo works its way in
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If you are ever in MA Kat.
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>>715848471
>>715848546
>>715848670
damn i want to contact you, you have the sexiest pussy I've seen and I want to see what you think of my fat cock ;)
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>>715848870
an early christmas prezzie?
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>>715848471
>>715848546
>>715848598
>>715848757
>>715848881
>>715848929
Baby, do you have a video that I can hear you moan? I need to blow off some steam asap
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>>715848548
Don't be like that baby boy. Hey I know what will turn that frown upside-down!

My lemon pound cak
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>>715849107
she posted her contact card in the first thread this morning.
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>>715849118
How'd you like for daddy to play with your ass to give the release you need?
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>>715838120
>>715838670
BECAUSE ITS FUNNY!!!!!!!
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>>715849188
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>>715849131
she posts in r/gonewildaudio under u/Lady_Lorelei
sorry Katherine the Donovan, I am just like your biggest fan.

here's five minutes of her masturbating: https://clyp.it/nsixw0pk
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>>715849282
do go on
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>>715839548
What video
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