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Tips & tricks on cheating? Married fag here that wants to

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Tips & tricks on cheating?
Married fag here that wants to fuck some girl who wants the dick. I've never booked a hotel just for fucking. Do you have to pay a night for the hotel if you are just gonna fuck during the day?

Also, fuck all you fags who say don't do it or whatever. You fags obviously don't have kids or are married. If you can get away with it why not?
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Pro-tip: Kill yourself you sub-human filth
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Here's a protip: Call the hotel in question and ask them how much it cost if you only wanna be there from say 14-20. But chances are you have to pay full price.
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>>715826296
worrying about the price of a hotel but not concerned about paying alimony
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>>715826296
>If you can get away with it why not?

Because you shouldn't make a vow if you can't keep it

Also you shouldn't sign a legal contract (which is what a marriage is) and then break the terms of that contract
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>>715826296
Have a fun divorce, hope you get stuck with the kids.
Atleast you got laid? am right broski!
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Also, if you're gonna cheat it's obvious you don't love your wife, so that's fine. But as a father I would urge you to make sure you don't fuck up too much for your kids. So rather go the extra yard to hide it instead of thinking that no-one will ever find out anyway.
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>>715826838
Thanks will do. Figured there was some lingo or some shit to say that i just wanna bang a bitch for a couple of hours. Im just gonna call and say i wanna fuck a bitch for a couple of hours. Hopefully they get a sensiblechuckle.jpeg

share stories if you have any.
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You're an asshole op, clear and simple. You just don't brake a vow. Atleast divorce first you filth. What if your wife finds out? the kids are gonna get messed up.
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>>715826296
>Do you have to pay a night for the hotel if you are just gonna fuck during the day?

yes you fucking mongoloid.

>You fags obviously don't have kids
If your pull out game is that weak you're just going to get your side bitch pregnant too.

>are married
Your pipe game must be disappointing
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>>715826296
>cheating
You need to be fucking executed, you waste.
>If you can get away with it why not?

Kill yourself faggot.
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>>715827268
they will probably think you're one of those spoiled fagits again who doesnt mind his kids telling their kids 'grandpa and grandma divorced because he wanted to nail a chick in a hotel'
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>>715827081
>>715827319
>>715827359
>>715827435
These assholes get it.

End it OP.
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>>715827268
I bought a SUV with foldable seats in the back for this very purpose. Most of the time you never make it to the hotel before the fucking starts, so save the money.
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>>715827268
>Getting a Hotel in the first place

Why? Is the bitch 1 and living with her Parents? There is no reason why you shouldn't be able to bang it out at her place. Spending money on side pussy is fucking stupid.
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>>715827682
Sounds legit. I'll probably invest in a Suv.
Thanks for being the only reasonable person here
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>>715827952
>Buying a vehicle with the single purpose of using it as a cheat-mobile is reasonable

wow what a retard
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>>715827268
most hotels will refuse you service for a short stay or hourly. they don't want to because flop houses for hookers
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>>715827682
>This entire post
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>>715827952

just rent a fucking u-haul. why be fancy
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op you fucking scum. Why would you do that? even just for your kids sake keep your dick in your wife. You would rather cheat on your wife get divorced have your kids taken away and have to pay child support than just beating off for one night. Fuck you cunt
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>>715827952
if i see you im going to punch you in the fucking face
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>>715826296
Shit like this is why I became a divorce lawyer. It's just a matter of time before you fuck up and I'm spending your money.
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The white knight faggots are out in force. Here's one pro tip. Start becoming a clean freak. Make it routine to shower multiple times per day. Once it becomes your routine, nothing seems odd about coming home and hitting the shower after slaying some strange.
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>>715828733
Nice. Who's fault is it most of the time and why? Probably because of cheating but please share stories
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>>715829108
Yeah idk what's up with these fags today. Only a couple of people giving solid advice
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>>715829108
Yes and your partner who you have kids with wouldn't notice? Pleb.
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>>715829266
Probably 'fags' that know how much it sucks if parents are divorced..
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>>715829402
2Edgy4me
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>>715829190
Of the cases where one party was stepping out on the other, I've noticed that if it's a woman, she is 20-30. If it's a guy, he's about 30-45, probably a midlife crisis thing. Most of the time when finally faced with divorce papers, the cheating party starts crying and fighting to keep the relationship. It's weird, it's like they couldn't care about the relationship, but once they are in danger of seeing it at its end, they value it. Sometimes they reconcile, most often not. Either way I get paid.
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>>715829517
The fact that you chose those words proves how much of a cringelord you are.
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>>715829108
Just shower at the hotel????????
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>>715826296

Your post tells me you're a very weak man and a coward who can't take control of his own life. Your wife is most definitely cheating on you with some alpha dick. God damn op, you're pathetic.
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>>715829108
Kek
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>>715826296
ITT: autistic virgin pretends he's married and has a side chick
Other anons take the bait
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All this white Knight shit makes me sick. Here is some truth for you faggots.

> Ask for a divorce instead of cheating, she takes half your shit.

> Cheat and get caught she still takes half your shit. However, there is a chance you might not get caught.
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>>715826296
fucking savages with their hipster fascination in eating menstrual juices. You still need to wear fedora while eating or you won't transform into vampire from twilight properly
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>>715829713
Nice. Thanks for the info.
Protip to anyone reading don't get fucking married even though you think she's the one or blah blah blah. Shit changes eventually. Don't make the same mistake I did.
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>>715826296
Intersting
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>>715831040
>dont marry in the first place
>dont have kids at all

As for your last point, if you wanna do that you'll have to leave the house so checkm8
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>>715826296
What's wrong with fucking your wife?
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>>715831362
Maybe she stopped putting out? Marriage can change people.
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>>715831051
Have fun eating a fucking shoe child.
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>>715831144
I've been married for over 20 years and it's great. The trick is marrying the right person.
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>>715832038
If she stopped putting out you should just get a divorce. If a woman won't tuck you anymore she doesn't love you.
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>>715826296
Never procreate or marry again subhuman filth.
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>>715831362
Nothing. We fuck regularly. An opportunity came up is all.
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>>715829713
They always valued it they just took it for granted. Also they see the affair partner for what they are, trash.
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>>715832417
You know this new girls pussy isn't really going to be different than your wife's pussy. If you need excitement why don't take your wife on a rip to Vegas or something?
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>>715832417
Think about the power you are giving this new girl over your life. She could extort you for money and/or favors by threatening to tell your wife.
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>>715832338
That's what's fucked up about the US system. A woman can stop putting out and emotionally abandon her spouse. The spouse asks for a divorce? A judge will grant the wife half your shit, the house, and alimony. I would rather take a chance on cheating and maybe not getting caught.
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>>715833114
But you'll need to keep doing it and eventually get caught. When that happens your kids will take your wife's side. If she gets full custody of them you'll be royally screwed on child support.
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>>715833336
In the US system, the wife will likely get custody and child support anyway. Even in a "no fault" divorce. The system sucks, but that's the system.
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>>715833659
Not true at all. Default is 50/50 in the US. Only pieces of shit lose their kids.
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>>715833798
It is very true. You need to do a little research on some of the nightmare divorce stories. If a woman does not want to give you 50/50, you won't get it. I don't give care if the man was nearly a saint.
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>>715832986
This bitch just wants the dick. Theres a 100% chance to not get caught for me..So you're telling me if a chick who you are attracted to literally says she'll suck you dry you'll say no?

N-no th-thanks.
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>>715834086
Nope 50/50 is the default now. Also if your wife makes more than her husband he can sue for alimony. Times have changed. Unless you're a sexual predator or a drug addict you don't lose your kids.
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>>715834220
Bitches will say and do anything to get what they want. She's using you and will make your lufevhell if you fuck her.
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>>715826296
>you fags obviously dont have kids

because were not fuckups OP
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>>715826296
35yo marriedfag here
I cheat all the time. It's easy to do and get away with if you're a man about it. If you go the hotel room route, then yes you have to pay the full amount for the room. I usually go to the female's place then bail out from there.
protip: don't wash off with soap at the side bitch's place. only use water. different soap will leave a smell that your main bitch will smell.
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>>715834947
So what's wrong with fucking your wife?
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>>715834947
Thanks for the protip. I would fuck this bitch at her house but her kids are already on Christmas break and shit.
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subhuman filth, and this is the type of man having kids? welp
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>>715834307
You keep saying default, but it's all state specific. If you live in a default 50/50 area, good for you. It's not like that everywhere.
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>>715827081
>cheating means you don't love your wife
do you cucks actually believe this?
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>>715835361
Actually it is pretty much that way everywhere these days. Times have changed.
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>>715826296
If you really want one of the best Steaks what you need is a Sous-vide. It boils the steak to the rareness you want perfectly through. Then all you have to do is grill / torch / fry in the seer.

It's how most restaurants cook their steaks.
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>>715835555
Nice quads and since love is an action cheating means you don't love your partner
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>>715835122
I fuck her, too. I just really really like to pound other bitches on the side.
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>>715831362
>fucking your wife?
gross why would anyone want to do that?
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>> 715832169
enjoy your parasites and blood, adult with oh-so-refined and deep taste
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>>715835660
fucking and love don't have shit to do with each other.
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>>715835718
Why?
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>>715831362
why fuck your wife when you can fuck someone else's?
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>>715835816
But honesty and love do. You can have and open relationship and be in love but you can't cheat.
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>>715835879
If that's how you feel you married the wrong woman
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>>715835879
Exactly. It feels really good to know that you can still pull strange on the side. It's in our blood to do so. Feels so right, and definitely boosts the testosterone during the chase, while plowing her pussy, and afterwards.
Seriously though guys, don't get married. It's a scam, and you're stupid to do it in the first place.
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>>715835725
Because she's hot and great at fucking me.
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>>715835915
>you can't cheat.
hell yeah you can, nigga. i do it all the time. quit being a little bitch.
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>>715836052
Then you don't love your wife.
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>>715826296

Fuck in your car, remove any clue betraying the presence of a girl in the car (hair...)
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>>715836045
Then why get married at all or why not have an open relationship?
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ITT morons fooled into believing marriage is something more than a social contract
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>>715827952
>"hey guys how do I get away with doing the worst possible thing I can to my wife (save illegal shit) lol"
"People think I'm an asshole and are discouraging this kind of degeneracy??? How unreasonable!"
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>>715826296
but why stay married to someone you don't love enough to not cheat on?
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>>715836178
It's not but if you want to fuck other people don't commit to an exclusive relationship
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>>715835915
This is a deluded person. Real life aint a Disney movie, dude. These women will leave their man in a second if they think they have a better option. Yes, even your girl. The whole belief that there is 'the one' is a fantasy that sells movies and diamonds. Y'all need to listen to some Tom Leykis.
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>>715836167
are you a complete faggot or a woman? it's hard to tell.
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>>715836266
Because people never change right?
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>>715836328
You're picking the wrong women
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The only tip I can give you is pay for everything in cash don't use credit cards they can be traced...if u get a hotel get a cheap one and use a fake name when Signing in
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>>715836416
Then split up
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>>715826296
don't do it
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>>715829713


If its a guy at 30-45 its because 100% either the wife got fucking fat (I don't mean chubby, I mean 250/300lbs fat) and he can't get it up looking at her, or (and this is most common) she decided after X amount of kids that shes done with sex, or cuts him off to once a month or less. That's happened to just about every guy I know. 2 kids and that vagina enters mothball status.

It's completely fucked. Women who get cheated on generally brought it about themselves. I don't mean some punk early 20's douche cheating on his gf, I mean married adults. They get what they want out of marriage then neglect the husband's need for sex because they don't give a shit any more. And the husband? What's he gonna do? He needs sex like he needs to take a morning shit, but still loves his wife and kids most of the time. And he sure as fuck will get completely fucking screwed in any divorce, so what should he do? Cut his fucking dick off? Become a monk? Chemical castration?

Some of you young guys got no fuckin clue. You will someday though!


To OP: I got no advice for you, but I got no hate either. Most of my friends who have gone this route have used burner cell phones and fuck in cars or her house. I am not sure if you even could rent a hotel room with a prepaid CC and without using an ID at the very least. Gotta be some advice on middle aged guy forums out there I bet.
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>>715836377
So you just want a one sided relationship that's not love by definition
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>>715836562
You picked the wrong woman
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>>715836328
And I do indeed love my girl, but I'm also a man. I bang other girls and it doesn't bother me a bit. I sleep like a baby at night, with empty balls and testosterone flowing through my veins.
Being in a relationship for years really takes off the blinders about being madly in love with one person for all time. When you make a pass at your girl and she sneers at you or says she has a headache, it becomes clear that everything you've been told is a lie.
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lol faggot
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>>715836703
Then have an open relationship
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>>715836562
This, so much
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>>715828249
Giggled/10
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>>715836562
So much truth it hurts.
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>>715835557
>>715835557

You are fucking delusional.

If you think custody is "typically 50/50" you literally know zero men who have gone through a divorce recently
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>>715826296
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>>715837078
The default is 50/50 the typical is differnt because so many dads are shit
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>>715836562
OP here, you know what's up. The world needs more people like you. My wife weighs at 135. She used to be a former fatty but got fit. I was a former fatty too but got fit. My wife is hot but so is this side bitch.
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>>715830495
This. OP is most definitely a beta cuck.
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>>715836701
>>715836701

Literally every guy I know is in the same boat.

You'll see.
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>>715837424
Are you ok with your wife cheating?
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Most of the bigger hotels require a one night stay but there is actually some motels here in Metro Detroit that charge per hour lol
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>>715836562
Can vouch for this. I was one of those beaten dogs, trapped in a marriage with a woman that I loved, but who couldn't bother to address any of my needs. She'd blow me off whenever I came on to her, and just basically realized that once we had a few kids, she didn't need to try to make me happy anymore. When I bought her things, took her out, and did all the things that women claim to want, she got even more bitchy.
So I cheated a few times with a few different women. She eventually found out, because I didn't bother to hide it. I told her the truth and she started screaming and yelling, threatening to take the kids and leave. I knew she wouldn't, though.
Of course, she didn't. I never even apologized for it. She slept at her mom's for two nights before she came home and apologized for being such a bitch. She even woke me up the next night to give me head.
Conclusion:
Women love to get cheated on. They don't know it, but they do. It turns them on to know their man can go get some strange.
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>>715837492
You hang out with the wrong people but the shitty people flock together
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>>715837646
You picked the wrong woman
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>>715837558
Do they bother to wash the sheets in between rentals?
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>>715837646
OP here. Another person who knows what's up. All you other people should take notes for real.
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>>715837826
You picked the wrong woman
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>>715836562
One day the governments gonna make something stronger than aids, and wipe people like you off the earth due to your sinful lust, and it'll be your own fault for lacking strength and self control.
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>>715837085
Bro you need to charge
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>>715837732
Haha, if only it were that simple. Like every other beaten dog, I truly believed that we were 'soul mates' and she was 'the one" and all that bullshit. Just like every other man in history.
Things change. Women are like children. They don't even know what they want. You have to be the man and tell them what they want.
The 'you picked the wrong woman' argument isn't a reality. They all turn into that woman, once they realize that they've got you chained down. They really get that way if you kowtow to their whims and treat them like queens. It disgusts them, the same as when a criminal is respectful to a cop. it just arouses resentment to see someone kissing your ass all the time.
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>>715838245
If you were more respectful of women you wouldn't have such a lousy wife
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>>715837646
>explain every break up where the man cheated
You got lucky because your wife is a pathetic waste who things are only chance is with you now, since she's old and fat now.
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>>715826296
medium is the best.
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>>715836328

Tom LikeToCuss*
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>>715837826
It's all true. She saw me with different eyes after she realized that if she didn't get her ass in gear, I'd go pull another bitch like it was nothing. She lost weight, cooks and cleans, sucks my dick on the regular, and even wanted to start doing freaky shit in the bedroom. Cheating and refusing to apologize was the best thing that ever happened in our relationship.
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OP just triple check your alibi, you don't want to have anything she could verify and want a "proof" for your alibi, say, if you pretend to go somewhere, go buy something from a store or stuff before and make sure it's a little shred so date and time aren't readable, don't pretend to do anything with your family or people she might know. Other than that, just make sure nothing is incoherent and have fun man !
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>>715837687


You'll see. Give it a few years.

Middle aged guys, when we do get together, talk. Every guy you know will be commiserating together.
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>>715838334
Me being 'respectful of women' was what was keeping me in beta mode. You don't understand yet, but you will.
Real men don't bow down at the altar of female. No woman gets turned on by a dude who kisses her ass constantly and does everything for her, and tells her she's beautiful, and takes her out , and buys her things, etc

but they get wet as fuck for a guy who does what he wants and doesn't afraid of anything
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>>715838245
Hes sorta right, you probably just took the first bitch that said yes, or went for looks alone. Your own damn fault for not picking a wife with a compatiable personality, but then again maybe you did since yall are both shitty people. And dont say that women are all the same bullshit, thats just you sticking to the type of women you attract.
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>>715838014


What size fedora do you wear?
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>>715838819Haha, I was like you once. My eyes didn't want to see the truth, either. It's hard to realize that everything you believe about love and relationships is a lie that women and marketing has sold you.
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>>715838819


Compatible personality does not prevent vagina going into standby mode.

That's the thing: no matter how great your wife and marriage is, once she has the # of kids she wants, it is human nature for the vagina to shut down or go into sleep mode. Maybe leaving your marriage to take care of a bodily function is not worth it.
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>find a girl you want to fuck
>call up hotel/ motel for ranges of prices
>tell found girl meet me here
>tell wife that you and a friend are going to be go out to do this
>bang girl
>???
>profit
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>>715838981
Love is bullshit, its just chemical reactions to make u keep your race alive, even if it means putting a burden on it, you were just lazy and couldnt wait for someone you actually wanted, lust and impatience are your downfall.
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It's difficult to describe the rush and the testosterone boost that comes with banging chicks on the side. Nothing feels better. It's rejuvenating, really. Better than drugs or any vitamin can give you. Those male hormones go into overdrive and you feel like Mr Incredible when he started doing hero work in secret.
Whether you like it or not, it's in our DNA to go out and fuck skanks on the side.
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>>715839102
Didnt OP say he bangs his wife regulary but also wants to bang a side bitch as well? Your argument wont work here.
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>>715839423
That's where you're wrong, kiddo.
I didn't just jump into a relationship with my girl. I went the adult route. We talked at length about what we both want from life, and planned out what we wanted to do in the future. I spent lots of time thinking about life and asking myself if I was ready to settle down. I was, and I still am. I simply realized that I was deluded about what relationships really are. Once I opened my eyes, everything made perfect sense. Your assumptions about me are completely wrong.
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>>715826296
keep a separate bank account for just for this. You get a debit card, and just keep it in your car or at the office for this very reason.

I've done it for about 2 years now. Hotel is a necessity. Even cheap hotels are fine, as long as the girl is okay with it.

You're not trying to impress her, youre just trying to find a place to fuck.

I used to waste money on nice hotels. Nowadays it's a Best Western Plus (usually under $100).

I never check out either. They'll figure out by the next day.
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>>715839423
Also, it was anything but a downfall. It did wonders for our relationship. She's never been so attentive, and I've never been so happy to treat her like a princess.
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>>715826606
>>715827012
>>715827081
>>715836255
>>715837732
>>715838334
>>715838336

where do all the cucks come from, /b/?
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>>715839851
So what are relationships really?
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>>715839981
Liberal, Marxist, feminist ideology being adopted and perpetuated by media and Hollywood.
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>>715840039
Glorified business partnerships. public narrative tells us that women are the lovers and men are the dogs. It's actually the other way around. Men have loyalty and love in them, and women are manipulators and parasites. They love their children, and they sometimes feel love for men, but only when it suits them.
If you really want to know if your girl loves you for you, try quitting your job or saying that you aren't going to buy her anything anymore. You'll learn real quick what relationships are to women.
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If your wife refuses, just fuck your daughter. She'll be tighter too and remind you of when you first fucked your wife.
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>>715840134
How is hollywood perpetrating marxism?
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>>715840595
lol
savage
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>>715834415

This nigga is right.
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>>715840609
Look into it. You'll see.
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>>715835837

Prolly micropenis or childhood trauma.
He has to prove he's a "REAL" man.
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If you don't love your wife just ask for a divorce instead of cheating on her.
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>>715826296
>blue rare

Enjoy worms and parasites
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>>715840805
I had a chick threaten to tell my girl if I wouldn't do what she wanted. I loled and said 'Go ahead. I don't really care if she finds out or not, and then I'll never speak to you again.'

She didn't say shit.
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>>715840853
Link?
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>>715840904
H8trz gon h8

Yeah, my tiny penis is why I'm able to nail chicks on the side and my girl sucks my dick when she finds out. XD
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>>715841148
Fine, lazy ass lol

https://youtu.be/36O5z3lXwdQ
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>>715832169
TROLLED xD
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All the cucks left...

Have fun respecting women as they treat you like a doormat. Make sure you tell them how beautiful they are and make sure not to sit with your knees spread. Lmk how much pussy that gets you, manlets.
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>>715826296
Ignore the fucking pansy-assed SJW's on here.

I actually did what you are contemplating. So whatever your reasons are for doing it make sure you are fully aware of the repercussions if you get caught. As they can be very expensive and regrettable.

If you use a motel don't use a standard credit card as your wife can get access to the records regardless of how slick you think you are.

Use a pay-as-you-go type credit card.

Also if this broad will go to bed with you knowing you are married she will certainly do the same to you. So don't fall in love and think you are going to have a happy forever after. It ain't gonna happen.

For god sake wear a rubber! An ex friend of mine fucked some bimbo and she tried to get latch onto him by saying she was pregnant. She wasn't but the desire for money and dick was too strong for her.

If you do fuck her, she will have the dirt on you. If shit goes south for whatever reason she will have the goods to fuck you over. Keep that in mind before you go sinking the pink.

Lastly, if you go thru with it make damn well sure it was worth it. Do all the kinky shit you have been to afraid to try with your wife. Get it out of your system as you are playing with fire.
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>>715842033
Women get sooo wet when a man treats them like a goddess, and does everything for them, and buys them shit. It's a surefire way to get laid and respected by women. lmao
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>>715842258
Exactgly what this bro said.

One trick I use is to not agree to anything until the side bitch sends nudes. Then, if she ever starts that 'Im gonna rat on you' bullshit, you have a retaliatory option. Send her nudes back to her and say 'go ahead'
lolz bitches are dumb af
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>>715836562
Winner winner chikn dinner. Been there done that.
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>>715838712
I'm 45 and have been married over 20 years. Still going strong. That's what happens when you pick the right woman.
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>>715838781
Virgin detected
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>>715841148
/pol
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>>715842819
lol and sitting around on /b/

I'm gonna file this under 'things that never happened'
kek
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I can not believe the amount of beta faggots in this thread. You can love your wife and still want sex with other women.

Just be cautious OP, delete texts, dm's, shit like that. I am in the same position you are, have cheated several times over the last 5 years and never been caught. Also make sure you are just enough of an asshole that the don't fall in love, but still want the dick
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>>715842866
lol absolutely true
Try that 'respecting women' avenue and we'll see who is the virgin.

I understand though. I used to be exactly like you. I would have said the same thing. It took some serious life changes to wake me up.
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>>715843069
This dude knows.
Whatever you do, don't fall in love with the side piece. And don't let her think that you're ever going to leave the main girl for her.
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>>715842560
I'm the guy you responded too.

The chick I had a fling was like a monkey. She wouldn't let go of the branch in right hand until she had another in her left hand. IE another dick.

At that point she decided to run her mouth and threaten to have the H.A.'s visit me. She also had her co-workers threaten me (guys with badges).

So I had to remind her and her co-workers that if they continued her 100+ images would be free to anyone who asked in addition to all the rules and laws she broke while fucking me at work as well as passing on DOJ data.

She then has since moved out of the state and her co-workers slinked off to retirement-land so they didn't lose their CALPERS retirement benefits.
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>>715844026
Haha BOSS mode
My nigga
This is why guys are so much more cunning than females.
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