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Waifu claiming thread. Previous:>>715810201 The rules

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Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:>>715810201

The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
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Alice2 claimed...
. . .
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Claimed...?
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>>715822412 (snail)
Why can't you go home?

>>715822412 (Fran)
>most free country ever
>free enough to support radical left wings and thus creating an anti-movement that also involves gay hating
I'm so sorry for you.

>>715822675 (someone someone)
I guess... never had a heatstroke before, no idea how it works. But furries on conventions are nice. They have big fluffy suits and they all let you hug them.
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Cirno claimed
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>>715822865
>>715822820
houshou from kantai collection
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Shiro claimed.

>>715822713 (snail)
>>715823013
>life is pain
Did your waifu come alive and give you the good succ, or why are you so down?

>>715822625 (Ju)(de)
Roll.
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>>715823066
>abusing cuties
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>>715823079
>roll
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>>715823057
Claiming you
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>>715823028
Im dead boi! I ain't got nowhere to go!
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Sameji claim'd
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>>715822675
No idea

>>715822888
>>715823028
It just sucks dude

And with racial tensions we are just fucked


>>715823302
Ay bby
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>>715823079
She gave me the good succ and fucc
>Her during
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>>715823028
I'm still lewd anon
and must be hell if you can't breath from heat
>>715823137
no abuse at all
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>>715823238
Emo Snail confirmed
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>MFW Rumour is Destiny 2 will wipe progress
Why would anyone buy it?
I tried so hard to get my fashion just right
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>>715823395
When was snail not emo?
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>>715823379
Yeah, I'm really sorry for you in that regard.

>>715823393
I'm sure it wasn't fun for them either after that.

>>715823568
Point taken. So, how are you? How was your day?
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>>715822577
Alice is most defnitely here.
Do they not sell it at all in Deutschland?

>drivers test booked, kill me please
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>>715823379
Hey Fran, how's it going today?

>>715823162
Roll.
Und... כמה עולה?

>>715823391
I wouldn't let her anywhere near my genitals. I've seen what these teeth do.
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>>715823626
Pretty uneventful 'cause I had the day off. How was your day?
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>>715823379
ayy lmoa
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>>715823791
>roll
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>>715823784
Arisu is most definitely mine!
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>>715823791
Well, snail teeth are the hardest currently known natural material so I can sympathize with that.
>These teeth?
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back to telegram
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>>715823957
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>>715823626
The chances of anything bad happening to me are pretty low, or at least for that reason

>>715823791
Pretty chill today

>>715823836
How are the dragons?
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>>715823626
I'm sure the'll do it again
and I don't think I'd hug one unless I cop a feel
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>>715823834
Was at my appartment where the electrician got there and did something. Switch this thing that counts how much electricity you used.
Then I went to my psychiatrist.

>>715824104
Just, stay in the closet as long as possible. Would really dislike not seeing a Fran anymore.

>>715824138
You should though, they're really fluffy. Giant walking pillows.
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>>715824052
You may be able to arrest me.. but you can not detain my love for ARISU
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>>715823784
I wouldn't know where, except maybe buy some online and have it shipped here. Is it that great? I like my kräuterschnaps the way it is.
>drivers test booked
Aren't those ridiculously cheap and easy in the US?

>>715823849 (מדברת )(ברית)
Roll.

>>715823985
DUDE! Stop it! I'm trying to maintain a boner here!

>>715824104
That's dope to hear. I'm just pondering if I too will get culturally enriched soon.
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>>715824104
lazy as ever
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>>715824369
what if I turn into a furry and leave you for one?
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>>715824451
>ich gebs grad nicht in den übersetzer ein bin beschäftigt
>roll
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>>715824451
I think it's pretty tasty. But I don't think it's worth shipping overseas to try tasty.
I'm sure they are, I don't live in the USA though
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how do I gain confidence so I can be a good dominator?

._.
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>>715824451
I'm sorry bro. Here are some pantsu for u.
>>715824369
How did your visit to your psychiatrist go? If you don't mind me asking. :)
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So which Arisu is the real one?
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>>715824369
It hasn't ever come up yet

>>715824451
Oh shit.

>>715824537
They chilling like a villian?
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>>715824629
Don't unleash the torpedo
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>>715824629
>you
>dominating
>ever
10/10 we YLYL now
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>>715824742
have you posted here before?
I mean other things than scarfs on botes?
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>>715824629
You don't, you are born with it.
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>>715824675
You don't understand.
I love the poster Arisu. So, we when I say Arisu, I'm talking about the poster
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>>715824540
I'd be really sad and heartbroken... probably

>>715824655
It was fine. Told her that I forgot to take my meds and that I feel better now.

>>715824704
that's good then~
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>>715824740
but I need to be abusive :o
>>715824744
I'm being serious I'm too shy ._.
>>715824854
well rip me
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カラミチーマス
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>>715824675
The one he's harassing is
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>>715824895
Did you take them now?
>>715824916
You must unlock your sexual POWER!
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>>715824818
No
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>>715824885
Are you the guy who had a thing for me?

>>715824916
Yeah, no matter how hard you try, a girl will be walking away just fine
Aside from the shame
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>>715824704
you know it

>>715824916
take it from a dom, it's not something you can learn, unless you derive pleasure from it then it's not something you can just teach yourself
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>>715824995
that's a mean trip ;-;
>>715825070
but how? :(
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>>715825154
I like it
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>>715824592 (יום )(טוב)
>beschäftigt
Wohl am shekel zählen?
>roll

>>715824600
Oh, I was under the impression that you would be. Well then, I might be actually able to share my booze if you're any closer. Or is it just canada?

>>715824655
Thanks mate, that got it running again.

>>715824704
At least your country isn't getting overrun with saracens. Their gay hating is on an entirely other level.

>>715824742
Best scarf.

>>715824629
Kill yourself and get reborn in a more handsome body.
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>>715825070
No. She said that it's really strange that they didn't help at all. So instead of taking them again I should just stop taking them.

>>715824916
>>715825145
Trust Sameji in that regard
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>>715824895
So there hasn't been a reason to tell anyone here

Aside for that one dude I went on a date with, but he wasn't a student here
>>715825145
What about you? Also being lazy?


Yeah, that's kind of what I think it is like

>>715824916
I don't think I could ever dom someone. Just wouldn't be into it
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>>715825234
>roll
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>>715825234
I like it, but if I lived somewhere that didn't sell it, I wouldn't lose my mind over it.
I can't answer that question because reasons
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>>715824995
just wait till the fucker gets ns.
alice wont be able to hide
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>>715825185
I like you
>>715825145
>>715825254
>>715825294
I wanna be the one dominated but I need to be the dominator :(
>>715825118
or boy...
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>>715825118
No, I'm not the one who made a thread for you.
I stick to one lover and one lover only.
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>>715825154
You must enroll in SEX TRAINING!
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>>715825392
:o
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>>715825294
Yeah and now it's not important anymore, you got yourself a fighting indie game.
Mugen. (Yes, that's the name for a fighting indie game)

>>715825352
for who?
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>>715825294
nah, decided i'm gunna organise a bunch of my stuff today, got almost 20,000 files to sort through

>>715825352
all of my wuht
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>>715822972
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>>715825352
I don't like me
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>>715825234
Thank you.
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>>715825485
secret
>>715825499
what?
>>715825535
y?
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>>715825480
Here is your training!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acMNxvj0Avw
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>>715825114
Oh you remind me of a friend who left thread
He told me he loved scarfs, sorry I jumped the gun
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>took a shower
>did the dishes

Anyone wanna do a few burpees with me?

Last two numbers in your post is how many you do.
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>>715825352
Booty call Fran
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>>715825234
Yeah, I'd rather have old dudes saying that I'll go to hell then some younger dudes wanting to send me there!

>>715825352
Wait. What?

>>715825485
And he is a qt!

>>715825499
Oh shit. My PC and phone are too far gone to be sorted
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>>715824895
then I won't hug one , maybe.
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>>715825738
Whats a burpee?
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>>715825738
wtf is a burpee
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>>715825738
Sure thing tomoko

just let me get rid of my cat
>roll

>>715825807
Yes, I believe you~ I wouldn't mind hearing more stories of you two, you know? I live for that!

>>715825870
No... hug one... or at least me!
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>>715825615
i need more info m8, am confuse

>>715825807
so are mine, i'm about a week from just wiping all my shit and starting from scratch

>>715825738
>roll
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>>715825738
>>715826004
>4 burpees
now I can live with that. Let's do it!

>>715825923
>>715825931
a pushup where you spring at the end
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>>715825615
Why not
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>>715825666
Love for scarf is contagious.
Might be a friend we have in common.
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>>715826135
That's dumb. >:(
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>>715825738
what is a burpee
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>>715826158
So I've heard
You're looking for akame?
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>>715825802
I am in a long distance relationship with Mugen now, no booty calls unless it's him

>>715826004
Just a lot of mushy couple stuff we are planning on doing when we meet up. And vyda games

>>715826105
Might do the same... Just save the most important parts
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>>715826004
haven't seen one near by
just team / store mascots
and I'd do more than just hug you
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>>715825297
Roll.

>>715825326
But root beer is only popular in Canada and the US, according to a 12 second google search, so I guess that proofs it.

>>715825583
This honestly makes me happy. More happy when I've been all day.
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>not knowing what a burpee is
jesus christ
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>>715826280
fight me! At least I'm not a lazy bitch!

>>715826320
Like what? Like what?

>>715826437
oh? What else would you do?
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>>715826522
>roll
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>>715825807
>>715826105
I'm dating a guy who wants to be the girl when I always wanted to be the girl too

so im gonna let him :o
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>>715826608
Ghosts don't need exercise. :)
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>>715825342
>[
ns?
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>>715826563
I thought it was a burp/pee thing but I googled it :o
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>>715826522
Or does it
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>>715826722
i fear i may compromise their safety if i tell you
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>>715826320
this is my last didn't effort, only 19,000 more files to go

>>715826664
being a top and being a dom are two vastly different things
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>>715826608
I'll make it easier for you
what is off limits?
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>>715826307
Yes
>>715826522
I'm happy something as simple as that was helpful.
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>>715826677
casual!

>>715826919
uh... uuuh... I really don't know
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>>715826915
I know, i wanna be the bottom and he would be my dom ;-;

but i need to take charge
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>>715826608
A camping trip with picnics and star gazing and other corny stuff

>>715826664
Enjoy your lewding

>>715826915
Of what?
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>>715825923
>>715825931
>>715826281
Start in an upright position, squat down, shoot your lags backwards so you are in a push up position, then bring your legs back toward your chest and jump up.

It's like a squat, crunch, jump in one go. They are pretty decent workout if you don't have equipment or a gym membership.

>>715826004
Re roll that shit! 4 burpees? I bet you didn't even get your heart pumping.

>>715826105
WHAT IS THIS?

WHAT IS THIS???
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>>715827087
you too :o
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>>715826988
Might I ask how you know him?
I met him here if you'd care to know
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>>715827087
awww, that sounds adorable

>>715827116
fine, fine, reroll
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>>715826834
Yes. Yes it does. The internet would never lie.

>>715826613
Roll.

>>715826988
Doesn't looking at her just calm you down and fill your heart with bittersweet joy, pushing you into a state of pure contentment in which you would not mind either just being or dying?
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>>715827116
I usually do a pushup before you spring up, so it's all in one motion.
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>>715827018
well then there is plenty of stuff to do
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>>715827116
sounds hard
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>>715827321
Better. An even 25 is decent. But really, you should try and do a few more.

>>715827402
Nothing wrong with that. Makes them a bit "tougher" but the results speak for themselves.
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The only True Waifu
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>>715827378
>roll
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>>715827086
can't help you there m8, i don't do not being in charge

>>715827087
mostly pictures, mostly porn

>>715827116
what is what?
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>>715827116
I thought it was a drinking game
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>>715827552
I've always said:
'Whats the point in working out if you're not even going to push yourself?'
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>>715827512
They aren't really.

(first vid I found)
https://youtu.be/tJrdJBWBu08

>>715827623
Nothing.

>>715827652
kek the name is a bit misleading.
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>>715824042
I'll take the advice~
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>>715827623
I thought you would with how cool and lewd you act :o
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>>715827557
What's his superpower?
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>>715827760
I got my bourbon out for nothing then
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>>715827847
Rape
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>>715827378
Of course not. Especially not someone on 4chan
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>>715827240
I've met him through other online friends around 4 years ago already.
I care to know everything that could lead me to him, or at least to understand if/why he left permanently.
No one really seems to know anything.
>>715827378
Yes it kinda does.
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>>715827847
>>715827768
>>715827760
>>715827623
>>715827552
>>715827477
>>715827378
>>715827321
>>715827116
Y'all Niggers cant compare to God Himself
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>>715827552
Really Tomoko, I...
don't...
do...
sports...
I'm...
sure, it would be bad if I do too many at once

fucking hell

>>715827477
I guess so... I don't mind either
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>>715827768
>~
cancer
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>>715827995
typical jojo fagg
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>>715827477
qt
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>>715827785
i can teach you how to be a better dom, but i can't teach you how to go from a bottom to a top, never been in that situation

>>715827995
don't talk about god, i talk to god all the time, and he told me to tell you he hates you
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>>715828042
good you didn't even remember to mention ticking is off limits
you might pee from laughter
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=if5sU1mUrQU
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>>715828042
Then be glad it's a set number. Burpees are usually a timed exercise.

10 minutes of burpees would probably kill you if you are THAT out of shape. No offense.
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>>715827179
Only when Mugen gets down here

>>715827623
What kind of porn?

>>715827321
I can't wait!
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>>715828325
Thicc
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>>715827890
Well I can do that, he's not so super
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>>715828116
>Calling Rapeman Jojo fagg
Newfag cant even compete with the rape master
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>>715828325
TICKLING IS NEVER OKAY!

>>715828395
Yes, I am out of shape, god damn. 10 minutes timed?

holy moly

>>715828425
So, when is he coming to visit?
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>>715827945
Oh you're one of his twitter friends? Or maybe CSGO?
Damn he left that behind as well?
Fuck that kinda scares me since he always goes on about wanting to dissapear....
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>>715828300
Rapeman will give you a godlike rape you little fucktoy
>>715828442
Your Rape Cant Even Compare to the lord and savior newfag
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>>715828300
add me on discord so you can teach me dom :o
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>>715828058
>I blame Eu.

>>715827995
I remember this from /f/.
Top tier claim.

>>715828395
>Doing exercise at all
How can you even sleep during the night.
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Gonna head to the gym in 15 minutes or so.

Should I make today leg day or should I work on my core?
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>>715828440
thicc?

>>715828625
it will be
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>>715827611
Roll.
Und sonst so?

>>715827945
Submit yourself in it, in the state where there's no highs nor lows. Seek contentment, not happiness.

>>715827995
Mine kinda defeated a god in chess once.
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>>715828425
ALL the porn

>>715828823
Sameji#6903
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>>715828829
Rapeman Is pleased but that pussy still belongs to the Rapeman
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>>715828916
core!

>>715828922
nooooo!
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>>715828916
you should noose
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>>715828925
>Havent Even Raped a god
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>>715828625
Not sure when we can work it out...

What mushy cliche couple stuff have you done?

>>715828951
Oh shit!
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>>715828922
Thicc.
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>>715828625
Just don't overexert yourself. 5x5 is a good way to introduce yourself to exercise.

5 sets, of 5 reps. Sit ups, Pushups, Burpees, whatever. But the thing is to actually finish the 5 sets. If you feel that you REALLY can't go on after the first 5 sets, then don't.

When it comes to the body or mind, it takes time. You unfortunately won't get abs over night. But over time, doing 5x5 workouts will help you see changes in your physic. From flattening that gut to exploding your arms.

Just gotta stick with it.

>>715828829
After a good workout, I sleep well. Alternatively, an hour of sex can substitute for a cardio workout, depending on how active you are.
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>>715829138
Darn, you figured out my secret!
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>>715829002
kissing then?
I might bite a bit

>>715829217
nicee
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>>715828829
back to telegram
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>>715828951
You dont exist :o

coolcatoreo#1927
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>>715829298
Very nice
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I want some cummies in my nuggies :)
>mfw I get my cummienuggies
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>>715829002
Yea boi!
>>715829033
Trust me, I'll try.
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>>715828805
I had him on pretty much everything.
The only thing I don't have is his number or his facebook, but I doubt he uses that anymore.
>>715828925
This is already where I am, but it's not great.
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Pain kept me up most of last night. FML.
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>>715829298
Those are some serious booty shorts
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>>715829531
SHAWAS DER JUDEN ATWANCE
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>>715829201
Not that much.
Taking a walk in the park, picnic
A walk in the winter
Cuddling during the cold weather
Just cuddling and talking too
On a date while drinking a coffee

that's kinda it

>>715829249
I think I should take that up again. At least the sit ups. I don't like my gut

>>715829298
How would you bite me during kissing?

>>715829482
And after that leg day, so see you later!

>>715829531
Painkillers when?

Also: Russian ambassador was shot and killed in turkey. It... it was scary.
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>>715829531
Like I was sayin' earlier, "Life is pain."
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>>715829511
Fuck that actually scares me a lot
I don't think he'll be here soon, at this point I just hope he didn't so anything stuoid and permanent...
I have his full name but searching his Facebook seemed kinda too much
Maybe I should try it
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>>715829511
Yes, because there are no highs it can only be 'okay' or 'good' if you are currently looking at Hibiki wearing a scarf.
Btw, how's operation shy beard going?

>>715829468
I have a car of cummies on my desk that I use as a dipping for various snacks, including tendies.
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>>715829752
Show me your butt
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>>715829752
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