Tool gun from garry's mod. I can duplicate objects to build zombie proof bases. I can spawn any gun vehicle Armour /object ever created fictional or real. I can make burn zombies with the ignite tool. I think I might survive
BFG from DOOM, so no complaints here. As long as i find some ammo, i'm fine, or i can maybe overload it and go out with a bang (btw, why can't you overload it like in DOOM 3, shit was cash)
Master sword from Zelda a link to the past
I was playing mann vs machine with a fully upgraded air strike.
Fuck yes
Threaded cane from bloodborne
Ill probably kill myself after the second swing.
>its a metal whip with barbed teeth
Destruction staff from ESO....shit is magic still right? I don't just ahve some stick.
My.. my dick?
insurgent in gta
>>715812204
Erron Black's revolvers. Infinite ammo
That was Far Cry Primal, so it was a fully upgraded spear that kills quickly, but breaks in 7 hits.
Protoss death ball
I'm fine
A minesweeper. Get on my level
>>715812204
>implying thats how the tool gun works
You get the specific tool gun you used last, not all of them, underage.
>>715812204
Last game I played was an RTS does that mean I have the full forces of the axis powers
>>715813962
Yes.
Either the Hemlock in titan fall 2 or the snowball boomshot in gears 4...
Fuzes AK from Rainbow Six Siege. I guess im good
Skyrim's Bound Bow, think I'm buggered, I'm not magic
Don't even know how to properly wield a sword.
My next best option is a blitzball...
Shiiieeet
Graves's shotgun from lol
Saw cleaver from bloodborne.. Shits gonna get messy..
I spoze I be aight
>>715812204
Zombies are doomed
>Battlefleet Gothic
Star Destroyer.
Do I survive?
am i fucked?
>>715812204
I'll be okay
Fume ultra greatsword. Sadly, I lack the strength to wield irl
Banana from Mario Kart...
A revolver. Why do these threads always come up at the worst times?!
last weapon i used was the pillow from Hdoom....shit.
>>715812204
Autoloading .25 from ww1/battlefield 1.
Think I might be alright apart from sourcing ammo.
The wind staff from origins
Could be worse
A magnetic powered rocket league car
I think I'll do okay
>>715813507
Me too
>>715812204
Raheim 7.62 in arma 3
>>715814493
Guess you gotta open up about your childhood to increase that durability. Tell me about your uncle, did he touch you?
Symmetra's gun
>> Place turrets around all entrances
>> Have shield on at all times in case zombie gets in
>> Shield projector in the event of ranged zombies
>> Teleporter to teleport back to base after a long expedition
>> Conjure chair and various other furniture
Life's good
Dark Souls' Drake Sword. I think I'll be okay.
plasma rifle from xcom, guess im ok with that.
>>715813873
I last used the duplicator nigger I could just spawn all the other features the tool gun has
redalert2 paratroopers (enhanced).
I'm ok.
Takanori Gomis right hand
Crabrawler or a car from Burnout Paradise. Might be ok.
Zenyatta's orbs. lol bye everyone
>>715812204
Devil Dagger's. I feel I'm pretty safe
>>715814059
Time to put the zombies in camps
Deadric Warhammer of the vampire,
Literally fucking heals you with each swing fully but you have to be in there face so......Fucked yeah.
>>715812204
Jagdpanzer auf E 100's 170mm caliber gun...
>>715815380
Forgot picture...
Auto Crossbow, Final Fantasy 3. I'll probably do pretty well
Doomhammer
>elements protect me
well, since I last played 7 Days to Die and the last weapon I used was the skull crushing sledge hammer, I think I'll be allright.
>>715815606
Tracks might get fucked due to zombies clogging them up. Otherwise you might have a chance if you have enough fuel or can somehow wait out the zombies without starving to death. You do have your gun, sure but how many rounds?
>>715812204
I might not make it, but I'll be tearing shit up with the exile great sword
>>715812204
Level 39 Crown Princess SA/3 from Destiny. No problem here.
>>715816060
Still, you are better off dead for being a faggot who plays Destiny.
Yeah I should be fine
Wooden sword from the original Legend of Zelda last night.
Sniper from TTT. I'll prob be ok.
reedemer from warframe, unlimited ammo ^^
>literally the basic 9mm bereta from killing floor 2
Hey, all and all that's a pretty good am I right?
>>715812204
mmh it will be difficult
>>715812204
bound bow in skyrim
feelsgreatman.jpg
>>715812204
Either a turtle shell or a banana peel, either way I'm fucked.
Midnight Club 3. Supercharged G wagon that can roar to clean out the streets
>>715812204
GTA5 AK47 with explosive ammo
Falcatta & Shield from Deadliest Warrior
I guess this is alright
>>715812204
>BF 1
>MP18
Well I could be in worse condition...
>>715812204
The N7 Piranha shotgun from Mass Effect 3. Which works out REALLY fucking well for me because it was -specifically- designed to deal with Husks, the Mass Effect equivalent of zombies.
So the last videogame I was playing was Darkest dungeon. I guess that would make he group of four I was using my "Weapon"? Could be worst I suppose.
>>715812204
bending of isaac, all i can do is cry..
>>715814312
kek. lucky you.
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>>715812204
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkYBAAR95hM
HOLY SHIT MY SISTER JUST CAME ON TO ME WTF!
>>715817087
Same here anon, same here...
Assuming I can use it... Scythe/sniper/buckler god arc from god eater 2 rage burst. Load out isn't epic but it's just zombies
>>715814259
was just using the BAR 1919 Telescopic. as long as i have infinite mags and ammo im ok.
I guess I'm fending off zombies with a steel chair from WWE2k17
>>715817300
kek
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>>715818153
why cant I do it guyz?
>>715812204
CS:GO Aug
>>715818214
kys
>>715812204
superior wolf sword from witcher 3...seeing how you need to repair it all the time I think I will be fucked but be really awesome in the mean time.
Contra: Spreadgun. Oh yeah.
>>715812204
I'm pretty sure I'm going to be okay.
>>715812204
this gon' b fun
TF2. Soldier. Liberty Launcher. I'm good, fam.
Fucking Whirligig Saw in bloodborne...
>>715812204
tl50 from star wars battlefront, prutty gud
A 40lb steel warhammer will be fucking useless to me.
Good luck getting more ammo for most of these.
The disembodied head of my dead cat fueling my to cry harder was the last weapon I used...
>>715818800
>Retarded enough to pay $50 for DLC
Looks like you're shitty at resource management. At that point, it doesn't matter how good of a shot you are, you'll just die of starvation/dehydration anyway.
>>715816994
yeah cept mass affect fields don't exist
>>715818911
u fucking pussy
mine is kar98 guess im fucked
>>715818214
Because you're a newfag
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AK47. Good to go
>>715814529
>shoot first portal on moon
>shoot second portal into horde of zombies
>profit
>>715814529
The portal gun doesn't work on regular surfaces, have fun dying.
>>715812204
Guts' pre-dragonslayer sword in Dragon's Dogma. I better start lifting.
>>715819166
>The moon tho
Fully modded (non-automatic) Overseer's Guardian from Fallout 4.
Yeah I'll be ok
>>715819026
Almost all of the weapons in this thread, including the one OP started the thread with, don't exist either.
What's your point?
M2 Slammer Tank, Arma 3.
kek
this is going to easy...
>>715819226
>The floor tho
Blast Hammer Shotgun. BL1
I think I might have a chance if I don't blow my dick off.
>TF2
>Engineer's Toolbox
I'm golden.
>>715816194
This
>>715819244
My point is that most of yall are fucked.
A gun not existing isn't the issue, a gun being dependent on forces that don't and will never exist is the issue. Someday we'll get gauss and railguns and laser weapons down. We'll never get mass effect fields down.
>>715819226
Yea, that just falls back on the "have fun dying" part of what he said, dip shit.
>>715812204
Does a Warhawk from MWO count?
>>715812204
Just played skyrim with dawnbreaker equipped, i think i'm fine.
>>715819412
>take refuge in a museum that has moon rocks on display
>shoot moon and moon rock (or grind it down into a paste or gel or w/e) with portals
>profit
fucking moron
>>715819411
>A gun not existing isn't the issue, a gun being dependent on forces that don't and will never exist is the issue.
OP started off with a weapon that doesn't, and never will, exist. So clearly that isn't an issue for this thread.
If you want to start a thread about weapon in the zombie apocalypse and only using ones that actually exist, then go ahead. But sitting here in this thread whining that it doesn't meet your criteria when clearly different ones have been place, well, you're just a dumb ass.
>>715812204
Estoc From DARK SOULS. I can stunlock them to death
>>715819658
>OP started off with a weapon that doesn't, and never will, exist.
Yeah, so he's fucked.
G36 from The Division
...I should be semi ok
>>715819678
That's not how anything works.
The Berserk orb from DOOM?
RIP & TEAR, MOTHERFUCKERS!
>>715816029
Lucky, im stuck wit the estoc
>>715812204
So easy it would quickly become boring
>>715819166
If that portal gun worked on regular surfaces, I'd just lock myself in a closet with with two cardboard "walls" big enough so I can fuck myself.
I don't know if it's gay or masturbating, and I'm not sure if balls touching would apply if they're my own. Still nice to imagine the thought of it.
Those Niggaz are fucked!
Played my ret Pali 2 days ago.
>>715812204
Gravity Gun
Shit is too cash
I got a blue shovel.
>>715819597
>get sucked into portal and die
what are you trying to say
>>715818153
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think i'm good
>>715812204
im fine
>>715820129
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>>715812204
Literally just came from Space Hulk: Deathwing. Game's shit, but I'm fuckin' set with my Terminator armour and Assault Cannon.
Buster sword
I can't even lift the damn thing
Yes I still play PS1 games
pretty safe
Plasma cutter perfect
>>715812204
The Ashbringer
I'm fine
Either Incineroar, and if not valid, Charge Blade from MHX
>>715819597
>Forgets about the lack of atmosphere on the moon
>Thinks the other person a fucking moron.
>>715820119
>being right beside the portal instead of getting in a place far away before shooting the portal
>also not knowing you can literally turn off the portals before it sucks you through
what are you trying to say
>>715820198
>Blood Angel terminator
You do your Chapter proud
The Prussian Army (EU4)
>>715812204
>Lightsaber
Pretty good unless I hack my own limbs off.
>>715815195
Do you get to punch with his strengh and skill or you just get his maimed hand to swing around?
>>715818691
Always great to see another Junkrat.
the nuclear rpg from just cause 3...im good
>>715820411
...and you probably will.
DOOM Guy's super shotgun. I feel like the power is in the user and not the tool so I'd be pretty fucked
>>715812204
Doom '16's Shotgun, with the grenade launcher attachment. I don't have to reload ever, I have explosives, and I can glory kill zombies for more ammo
Balmung from FFXV. It gets stronger based on how much mana you have but I'm pretty sure I have zero.
>>715820350
>implying ???'? be accurate enough to hit the target from a distance
>you can turn off the portals
are you literally retarded
Well I'm in good shape. Plenty of firepower, room for supplies, and all I gotta do is anchor offshore.
>>715812204
Elf sword with burning enchant, fell mage robes and boots of frost resistance, also fire spell from skyrim.
my penis
They dont stand a chance
Zarr from Warframe... I will porpably kill myself
>>715812204
katarina bouncing daggers from league of legends, not so horrible
A choir bell.... Fuuuuuuuuck I'm ded
Dead Rising 4 Ice Sword.
Conveniently, I can attest to it being VERY effective at zombie killing.
>>715814336
No, you get death troopers
>>715812204
well...I was playing Xenogears. the last weapon I used was Weltall (I'm in Nortune at the moment, so literally everyone in my party fights unarmed. Assuming a Gear is considered a weapon, that's the last one I've used.)
>>715812204
Hair whip. As in, a whip made of hair. I'm short haired.
Does that mean I get heimendinger's turrets?
AA-12 from Killing Floor 2.
Multi-tool No Man's sky. Pretty fucked unless i can mine zombies for carbon
>>715813616
Same. Also he's fucking cool
>>715812204
Last played hearthstone, so I'm gonna be pretty fucked chucking cards at them
Trident from Dungeon Crawl: Stone Soup.
Meh.
(It's free to play online, btw. http://crawl.develz.org/)
Space marine terminator assault cannon. Provided there's a mount to attach it into and plenty of ammo it's looking good.
dark and unholy power
Assuming I'm granted the abilities that come with being a keyblade wielder I think I'll be good
>>715821305
>chucking cards at them
My name is Professor Xavier. I have a school for people like you.
Negev from CS:GO.
Shit.
I'm ok over here
>>715812204
my tears
> Chocolate milk, Soy Milk, Death's Touch, etc etc
>>715820681
Good kek mate
>>715812204
Level 10 Spectre shotgun from Mass Effect 1.
Unlimited ammo, pierces metal and concrete, can fire endlessly with 2 heatsink mods.
>>715821415
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAG
>>715812204
Ultima Blade in FFXV, I don't think I'll last long, unless I get blade warping as well
Scorch titan from titanfall2...
>>715812204
A cursor on OSU???
could be worse
Does the whole Protoss race count?
If so, the zombies are fucked.
>>715820789
Also, as evidenced by that screenshot, it doesn't even exist.
I'd say you're fucked, but I feel that would be an underhanded pun.
>>715820491
You guys are my fam.
>>715812204
Facebreakers from Path of Exile. I think I'll be alright.
>>715821631
Sniper rifle from Mass Effect 2.
>>715812204
I played as Cho'Gath in LoL.
Can I just eat everything around?
1911, that's not too bad
Smart Pistol from Titanfall 2. I'm fine
Last played RO2 as a German squad leader, so MP40, C96, potato-masher grenades, and I had also looted a K98 from a dead squad-mate.
So I'm good.
DAO-12 from BF4, im okay with this.
>>715822263
You're fucked
This gon be gud
I've got you in my sights!
>>715812204
I have an F-14 from Afterburner. I'll be fine.
>>715812204
>nox staff
>Damage:2500
>Accuracy:3300
>20,000 fire and air runes.
>fire Surge spell
I'm good
I'm good.
I have a rinky dink iron spear from morrowind. I'm going in tribal as fuck.
>>715812204
Chaac's axe from Smite.
>>715819358
See, this is me as well. The issue here is...will either of us actually fit in said mech? I mean...I'm no fatty...but I'm not the size of a Korean waifu.
152 mm howitzer M1938 (M-10). I'm absolutely boned.
Ink gun.
Shit.
>>715812204
If Hearts of Iron 4 counts, motherfuckin tanks bitches
Deagle - SAMP
Assuming c-bug will carry over, I'm set.
>>715812204
Inferno Vicious Death destruction staff. Sharpened
I guess I'll live lol
>>715812204
Lato from warframe
This might work
Bad Juju from Destiny.
>>715812204
I'm gonna die by my own hands, fuck it
Ebony and Ivory DMC
euro truck simulator
>>715825103
and euro truck simulator 2
phantom bow bf4, im gooooooooddd
2 wrist mounted crossbows let it die
>>715825103
Was that you in berlin?
>>715812204
>I think I might survive
For what?
A racecar. If that doesn't count, airstrikes.
Either way, I'm doing alright. A mix of the two would be cheat code tier.
>>715812204
The Sparky from Clash Royale.
All zombies obliterated
>>715825337
ich bin bier laugenbretzel, nein
Final kamehame ha dragonball
G41 might have some trouble
>>715812204
A katana from the class Orochi, For Honor. I think...I think I will be somewhat ok.
I'm ok with that.
>>715812204
Legion Titan from Titanfall 2
I'm good
Fer De Lance from Elite Dangerous, with multicannons and seeker missiles. If I run out of ammo I can use my SRV to gather materials to synthesize more, or just fly away to another planet that isn't infested with zombies. Only problem is the jump range sucks, and who knows how long it would take to find a habitable world...
Halberd from Dark souls. Atleast im able to keep my distance form the zombies
>>715816194
>S-stop liking what I don't like!
Also Thorn from Destiny
Dwarven battle-axe. I can deal with that.
>>715812204
Im sitting in my magrider and having the anti tank gun. Well at least the turret has the 30mm with over 1200 rounds. Im good
>>715812204
Plasma Rifle from XCOM: Enemy Unknown. Should be pretty fucking good until I run out of ammo.
Shuriken Cannon.
If those undead fags drop ammo, I'm pretty good.
NEXT From ACFA. I think I'm more than fine
a sub-machine gun, I'm looking pretty good :)
>>715812204
Molotov cocktail from revelations 2
Prolly gonna be hard to get the ingredients plus a bunch of bullshit flames everywhere I'd prolly be fucked
>>715813769
Yeah... Your good to go.
>>715812204
Thunder hammer/storm shield.. deathwing is super buggy btw
Dawnbreaker. Bonus explosion damage to undead
Scattergun from TF2, eh
9-16 one-handed mace from vanilla WoW.
Might aswell kill myself with it.
I think I'll be alright.
>>715826923
Dark drinker. Should be fine as long as I can find purple bricks
>>715828693
I mightve used the pistol last though I just can remember in that case I'd do fairly well for a while since I'm a sharpshooter and headshots wouldn't be too hard
>>715814312
>infested by zombies
>>715812204
Some shitty short sword in Morrowind. Iron shortsword I think. Looking for a better one. I've heard of an ebony one somewhere along the Odai river, but too lazy to look, and I don't know which direction.
Krieg melee build buzzaxe with bloodsplosion..im more than good
Last played game Zone of the Enders, I think I'll be fine
>>715829035
Knife would be bullshit af but I might live
>>715812204
Does the Zerg swarm count as a weapon?
If not, I think a lightsaber is pretty helpful. Provided that these things don't run on batteries.
>>715812204
1802 bayonet/lumber axe.
I'm ok with this
>>715822122
>High class man Cho'Gath
>Starbucks
>DELET THIS
>>715829321
Hell yeah Krieg best character
>>715812204
> Deathwing terminator assault canon
You are fucking welcome !
NERF THIS
BRAAAAAP
I was using an attack Jet's 30mm I think, but Im not sure
SPAS 12 otherwise
>Played Empire: Total War as the Prussians
>Control Eastern Europe with my superior line infantry
>Skilled career armies, combined with their melee acumen and ability to function with low tech means I'm hampered bit a little by zed
>Annex the rest of Europe
>Remove remaining Kebab and found the Holy Prussian Empire while rebuilding Western Civilization and Technology
>Die of old age knowing I have thrust mankind in to a new golden age
>>715829695
So is the game shit? Is it true that there are spelling errors in menus?
Played as monkey king in dota... so I get a giant staff... this will work
Warframe, Ivara with Tonkor with firestorm. I think I'll be good.
>>715812204
Chillrend from Skyrim
Nail gun from quake. I think I'll do OK.
>>715820823
I have a Paris/Nikana
you fucked yourself
I might be ok
Void ship from Saints row 4 fuck yeah
>>715812204
My gigantic jelly body
Claymore from Dark Souls, guess i need to train to lift that bitch
playing Eve Online mission running in my SNI. I think i'm good
Tank from Battlefield 2 bad company - I'll be fine
and yes I still play battlefield 2
GDI Ion Cannon
Better don't get into close quarters :D
Leigon Titan I'll be just fine
Life would be good
>>715812204
well, at leas i have a unique one and, base on other entries in the thread, still valid.
Prawn Suit from subnautica.
>propulsion cannon
>grappling hook
>extra storage
>hull reinforcement
>pressure compensator
>power regulator
Literally good to go.
>>715812204
My 2 glitched swords in skyrim. Not scared at all
>>715812204
mk II. burst laser from FTL. economical and efficient.
now to find a spaceship with a functioning power core to mount it o--OHSHITZOM---*sounds of tearing flesh
Witcher's Silver Sword.
It'll take some work but I'll be just fine.
Twisted fates gold card form league of legends.
w concealed explosives
i dont even have to try
>>715831741
until you run out
Storm bolter from space hulk, not even upset
>>715829139
i have played morrowind since release and still havent found that sword.
>after 15k hours you would think i would just give up
Reinhardts hammer... guess i better start lifting
>>715830030
Not shit but some shitty bug ... That's when the editor put some pressure on devs to end a game 2 week before it's official release. Nothing cannot be patched but that sucks.
>>715822283
My nigga! Titanfall Smart Pistol/Cloaker here. Good, good taste.
Noice some wreckage I found to salvage some scrap for my Stealth Cruiser C
>>715822833
So you have a strong early game, decent mid and you trail off by endgame? What if the zombies ignore solo lane?
>>715831741
Wow i got the same
Only not the prime versions.
A nest ball with a level 41 Salazzle
A succubus. Unarmed one. Well, at least I can get other survivors cooperate.
Warhammer 40k Power Sword, get rekt nigga
IS 7 easy mode
>>715812204
and will look good doing it
A centurion tank. I guess I could live in it even if I can't operate it.
>>715832094
>what if the zombies ignore solo lane
Kek
>>715812204
I used Sombra's Uzi, it holds 60 bullets and has unlimited ammo. I think I'm fine.
>>715812204
>id be pretty safe considering holy power always crits undead
http://www.wowhead.com/retribution-paladin-artifact-weapon-ashbringer-guide
>>715812204
i played Wargame:Red dragon. Its rts.
In my deck i have heavy tanks, bombers, napalm launchers, helis, light vehicles, lot of infantry. So i think im good
>>715819358
>this is going to be easy...
This is going to look fucking gay.
>>715812204
As long as I have Wraithguard equipped I'm liking my chances. Otherwise, I'm fucked before the zombies get here.
>>715812204
Wolf claws and teeth... I'd be infected without delay...
>>715812204
Skyrim's Volendrung variant, eh?
Yh, I can make this work
>>715832341
Those cunts would probably just gank the team Loki as he bumbles in the jungle. Duo and support would quit because they queued together and are little bitches, and the other player would be a Hue or Cyka so that's a point against you. Might as well quit and take the deserter penalty, or turn into Zombie Chaac.
New Vegas' "All American". As long as I have ammos, I'm fine.
>>715832840
That's the kind of outside the box thinking we need more of. Godspeed, you glorious bastard.
>>715812204
Total War Warhammer: The Entire might of the Empire.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFCP-tae6Fk
i went retro and played hexen as the cleric
not sure where to find mana for the Wraithverge
tho
Im probably fucked
>>715832960
Well, it's either post here or stick around Smite general while everyone slaps their dicks on the keyboards but refuse to keep the thread alive. Still, thanks.
>>715833317
Unlimited saw fuel/charge at least. Lancer would be a decent choice. [spoiler]I still think the Retro is superior.[/spoiler]