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>hanging out with my friends playing vidya >run out of

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>hanging out with my friends playing vidya
>run out of beer
>best friend Ari volunteers to go on beer run
>asks if anyone wants to come with him
>Brian stands up and opens his wallet to count how much money he has
>so does my girlfriend
>claims she's out of cigarettes
>the three of them leave
>an hour goes by
>then two hours
>finally, two and half hours later, they come back
>claim they got pulled over by a cop
>claim the cop searched Ari's car and found a roach
>notice that my girlfriend's reversible dress appears to be on backwards
>90% certain that it was reversed when she left
>point out that her dress was on the other way around when she left
>"no it wasn't"
>"pretty sure it was."
>the other two chime in and take her side
>the say I'm wrong
>girlfriend won't make eye contact with me
>sitting here fuming, with a lump in my throat, suspicious that my two best friends just finger-cuffed my girl in the back seat of my best friend's car for two hours
>extremely suspicious because Ari is nearly drunk and if a cop pulled him over, why did he let him go without a breathalyzer test after going through all of the trouble of search h asdfjakdfljasdifj{IOPUWEAr4r4aeF FUCKK@@!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>715810667
confront the fuck out of them, better than wondering
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need a pic of gf for deducing this crime
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>>715810851
this.

also you could just sniff their dicks.
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>>715810667
your a tard. just confront she is a cheater. then break up.

if you dont your a cuck
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thats what you get for having degenerates as friends and a degenerate smoker girlfriend
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>>715810667
They obviously fucked eachother you dumbass. Grab a rifle and shoot the nigger in the head.
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did they wash their hands as soon as they got home?

If you have to question it, dump her
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>>715810667
OP IS A CUCK FOR STILL STAYING WITH HER
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>>715810667
dude your fucked, oh wait its your girl thats fucked, or to say she was fucked, or to say she was fucked by your friends, haha, cuck.
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they fucked
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Man, i bet it felt good having a dick in both holes
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>>715810998
in all fairness, Op is abruptly discovering that the people he cares about the most have absolutely no respect for him. that's a difficult pill to swallow.

It's not just her who has betrayed him. His best friends have betrayed him too, which makes this an order of magnitude worse. Confronting them means they all leave his house and most likely never come back.
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OP is a buck cuck
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>>715811205
Which means shoot them before depression happens. It solves my problems.
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>>715811205
it is a difficult pill to swallow, but if true, then he needs to get away. I'd rather be alone than with such piece of shit degenerates
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>>715811205
its all ogre now for op
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>>715811269
I remember you. Spidey here. Your buckfuck army is not good enuff for me.
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>>715811372
>sitting here fuming

I get the impression this just happened. Op is sitting there surrounded by people who all just betrayed him and he doesn't want to accept it. I wouldn't want to accept it either.
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>>715810851
>>715810920
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>opisafaggot
OP. SHOOT THEM. DO SOMETHING OR SANTA WILL RAPE YOUR BUM.
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Tell her in private "I know what you did." See how she reacts.
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>>715810667
if your that insecure about your gf fucking your friends why are you together?
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>>715811522
Step 1. Shoot this horror.
Step 2. Drive like hell.
Step 3. Go to /b/.
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this is now a dubs thread
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>>715811522
Looks like a slut, they fucked her op
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>>715811522
OP is a cuck and she knows it
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>>715811662
Are you retarded? Gtfo, you omega.
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>>715811522
slut confirmed
post her nudes for revenge
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>girlfriend won't make eye contact with me

Op, you already know
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>>715811863
This.
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>>715811522
Honestly, I wouldn't mind if she cheated on me. If she needed a little dick on the side, fine, as long as she stays with me I wouldn't care.
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>>715810667
Just post her nudes already, she's a whore
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Post nudes or phone number. Would love to fucking spam her
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>>715811975
Faggot
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>>715811975
faggot confirmed
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>>715811975
Faggot
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>>715810667
did you smell Brian's dick?
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>>715811975
faggot
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Kill them op. Shoot all three of them
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> dating pothead
> friends with potheads
> "aw shucks, my friends have turned out to be shitty degenerate morons with no decency! who could ever have foretold this shocking turn of events?!"
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Dammit OP, DELIVER NUDE(S)!
If not, post her kik or phone #. Would love to talk to the bitch. Got ur back OP.
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>>715811975
Faggot
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>>715811975
>defines cuck
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>>715811975
Faggot
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>>715811975
Faggot
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>>715812143
kek
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>>715810667
>letting your gf go with two dudes by herself
>ever
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>>OP here
>>Finally decided to confront them after getting off /b/
>>I go to first friend asked why the fuck
>>He responds at first what you mean
>>You know exactly what i mean
>>Ari decided that since he was just the driver and the rest fooled around and he was not part of it
>>That leaves Brian who now I need to plot revenge
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>>715811975
Fucking faggot kys.
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>>715810667
She got double stuffed without a doubt. Kill them. Or at the very least kill her for being a disloyal cunt
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>>715811975
Louis CK, is that you?
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>>715811975
Fag
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>>715810667
dump all of them
steal what u can 1st
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>>715811975
...
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>>715811975
Have some self respect you cuck. If you had some some self respect the girl won't want dick on the side to begin with.
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Op talk to us, we need a play by play of this situation/preemptive murder
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>>715810667
why did you stay behind? I think this story is bullshit.
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>>715812289
Op here. This wasn't me. This is a troll
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Definitely sounds sketchy. Drop that ho. Ask more about the cop situation since it doesnt check out. Worst result is all your friends are liars or truth comes out. Shouldnt be around people who disrespect. You're better of alone. Respect yourself at least.
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>>715812289
>Get 8 grams of coke.

>Bake a cake.
>Sprinkle coke in his cake.
>He ODs and dies.

>?????
PROFIT.
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>>715811522

she fucked hard op. DAAAAAAAAAAAMMMNN
next time i wanna be there too. i bet she takes it in all the holes
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>>715810667
Shit man, that's rough. But on the other hand, you've seen women as they truly are. They don't give a fuck.
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>>715812289
Honestly, dont kill the driver. Kill brian and he will know not to fuck ones gf again.
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>>715812399
Kek holy shit you're retarded.
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>>715811975
Congratulations, you're officialy a cuck. Enjoy spending the rest of your life at the absolute bottom of the social ladder.
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They spit roasted her in the backseat.
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>>715810667
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>>715812376
did you kill them, OP?
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>>715811975
I will respond seriously. That's some omega stuff going on, if you let other dudes fuck her it won't be long till she breaks with you because you're a faggot without self-respect. The only possible thing you can do to keep fucking her is to be a man, tell her you're over and MAYBE in some time she will beg for your pardon.
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>>715812488
Dubs confirm the fappening.
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>>715811647
THIS
THIS
THIS
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>>715811975
Faggot
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>>715812498
That fucking thread
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>>715811975
It amazes me how easily they pciked this bait
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>>715810667

why wouldn't you go with your girlfriend? You fucking dumbass....
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>>715812399
lost.
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>>715812624
I know right, I'm on the screen,
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>>715812673
guess what happens when you're a fat lazy fuck? your gf fucks your friends
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>>715811975
faggot lord
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>>715812673
So you're saying that everywhere his gf goes, he has to go? There's no trust in that relationship.
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>>715812143
>be pothead
>married to a pothead
>all friends are potheads
>3 nursing degrees, 2 CS degrees, 2 physics degrees, 1 network security degree between us
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Femanon here

We don't fuck two guys at at time. We just don't. Only porn stars do that you fucking moron, and they only do it because they get paid a lot of money to ENDURE it.
I think your insecurity caused your mind to reverse her dress in your head and I bet it looks the same now as it did when you left and you're mistaken what she was wearing because you're high and drunk.

We just don't go around doing stuff like this. Stop watching so much porn.
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OP- later when you are alone tell her your friends told you what happened. She will break. Then tell her it's ok. You been fucking Brian's sister the whole time you have been together. Then slap her and tell her to suck your dick
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>>715812143
Weed doesn't automatically make you a degenerate any more than beer or cigarettes, you faggot. Take your War on Drugs back to the fucking 70s where it belongs.
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>>715812562
This and post nudes. Tell her you're over and move on. Life lesson learned
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I can't believe you lot actually accept that OP has a girlfriend
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>>715812858
>teenage girl detected

Look up "amateur double penetration" on your porn provider of choice

Some bitches love that shit
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>>715812858

LOL sheltered, ugly (probably unfucked) whore.

There are two kinds of women in the world. Women who have fucked two men, and women who only fantasize about it.

I personally know plenty of each kind.
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>>715812143
>42
>be in boardgame group with a bunch of of It developers who are all over 40
>we all smoke weed
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>>715812894
Weed isnt a drug. It's a plant you dumbfuck.
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>>715810667
She's cheating on you, dumb the bitch now.
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In all love and respect, tell her you both are done, tell your friends you never want to see their face again.

The sooner you do it the better, you have to start thinking about other plans now. Maybe start a business, or pick up a hobby. Life is great and has a lot to offer, try not to dwell on the thought that your friends were horrible people, but rather go out and find new friends!

If I were there I would totally go out for a beer with you bro :)
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>>715812858
>>715812858
>Implying Western women aren't all whores who would fuck 10 people at a time if they could.
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>>715812858
thinking anyone here has had sex with a girl
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>>715812858
First - tits + timestamp or gtfo
Second - what's this "we" shit? Sluts are out there. This shit absolutely goes down outside of porn
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>>715812858
Oh. Oh, honey. You may not. My wife may not. But there are DEFINITELY women out there who want a cocktail in their ass, pussy, mouth AND both hands. OPs girl may just be one.
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>>715812858
BULLSHIT
My ex bf and his best friend fucked my cousin at the same time in the back seat of my bf's car when we were together.... A slut is a slut, porn star or not
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>>715810667
Copy Pasta is stale.
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>>715812858
>all these replies
Good for you, the bait did the trick.
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>>715813161
I am AIDS free my man. Asexual here. Just smoke pot and play GTA.
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>>715813055
LSD isn't a drug. It's a chemical dumbfuck
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>>715813053
Probably kissless virgins and neckbeard faggots
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>>715813055
Shut the fuck up. It's faggots like you who give weed smokers a bad name. Weed is a plant with multiple drugs on it, making it a drug.
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>>715812399
cocaine would cause your entire mouth to go numb after the first bite. Impossible to conceal the taste.
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>>715810667
Dress is hot af
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>>715811975
Faggot..
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>>715813280
I am autism-free my friend. Attack-Helicopter here. Just smoke life and fap to hentai.
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>>715812488
confirmed.
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>>715813352
What about a drink?

What if he put it in a drink?
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>>715810667
>so does my girlfriend
>claims she's out of cigarettes
It's you fault for having an ugly smoking whore for a gf. Maybe you should have some fucking standards and not have an ugly slut gf
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>>715813055
You're a fucking retard. I was arguing FOR weed. And yeah, Cannabis Sativa/Indica are plants, but they contain THC and CBD, mind altering compounds. Termine them a "drug" is kind of both wrong AND right. It's ok. Drug isn't a bad word, little anon. Cancer drugs are good. Methadone is a drug that helps addicts recover from opioids. The War on Drugs really got to you, huh, if even just the term "drug" is this bad to you?
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>>715811740
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>>715813188
Fuck autocorrect. Also, witness me, faggots.
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>>715812858
> at at time
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>>715812858
Bait
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>>715812848
Fuck you Clarence, you don' t have a real degree.
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>>715811975
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>>715812858
femanon you are incredibly naive.
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>>715812858
Femanon here,

I can't have an orgasm unless I'm getting DP'd. Thank God I have an understanding husband.
>http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph585177a89f4b3
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>>715812843
Comrade. Trust is a social construct.
"True Love" is a social construct.

There is only loyalty to the state. Loyalty above all.

I have one love. Mother Russia.
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>>715813320
Lmao at this child
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Divide and conquer. Go to each individually, say "dude, (other person) already broke down and told me what happened, how could you not come clean to me?" Let them fill in details
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>>715813430
>why is there an inch of sugar at the bottom of my Dr pepper
>shut the fuck up and chug John, jesus christ
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>>715813797
>I have no rebuttal so I'll just call him a child
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>>715813801
Shut up homo, they all lied to his face already. The only solution is to sever all ties.
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>>715813797
Prove HeS wrong
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>>715813439
UGLY?? >>715811522
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>>715813863
No rebuttal needed, you didnt make an argument. You just made a fool of yourself when you described marijuana as 'a plant with several drugs on it.'
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>Drug friends.
>Chop of their cocks.
>Sow to your pelvis.
>Now you can double penetrate your girlfriend.
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>>715814004
How is it not? Are THC and CBDs not drugs?
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>>715812858
As a man who has participated in a train(it was an ugly bitch so don't think im braggin.) , I can say you are fucking wrong. Maybe you are a decent woman but a good number of your peers are not.
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>>715813320
>plant
>does it grow? Yes.
Then its a plant.
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>>715810667
Update OP?
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>>715814118
>Implying women born after 1995 are decent.
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>>715813948
There is one main active compound. The others are mostly negligible. It isnt 'on' it, it is on it, in it, created by it and suffused with it. Your explanation was simplistic, like your mind and your grasp.
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>>715810816

>wondering

lol, no need to wonder, they banged.

just up to OP what he does about it.
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>>715814192
>There is one main active compound
You're wrong though. There's a few active compounds
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>>715810667
Cut off all contact from friends, dump girlfriend, work out solid to take your mind off it, pull a fucking stunner and win in the end. Oh and while you're at it either punch your mates in the face or if you're not certain just smash their windows in after an acceptable amount of time has passed
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>>715813452
>>715814004
>>715814149
Instead of addressing the faggot kid who can't English correctly, why don't you pissants address my coherent points? Also, I smoke pot. Ball's in your court, faggots.
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>>715813291
Underrated post right here
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>>715814071
A drug is technically something processed, this is natural.
Is it psychoactive? Yes. Are you stupid? Yup.
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>>715814118
>a good number of your peers

no. this is where you are wrong. I don't know ANY woman who would have sex with two guys at the same time. We talk about sex all the time. We share our fantasies with each other. You're asserting that all of my friends all lie to me and to each other about their sexual fantasies and I just don't believe it.
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>>715814317
Like how you ignored the word, main, shitgobber.
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>>715813993
Yes
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>>715812858

I know this is bait but i have been in many 3somes. 2 guys and 2 girls. Even had a couple 4somes. Some girls just like dick, and runnin a train is fun
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>>715814118
This and you should know it to be true femanon
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>>715814326
Just smoked some banana kush. Good stuff man. Being ballsy doesnt help cancer shrink.
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>>715814343
>Drugs can't be natural
wow this is a new level of stupid
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>>715814352
Ok, fine, you and your Sunday School group don't. But the other anons here have a larger sample size, and their data conflicts with yours.
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>>715814265
Did she bang both or just one while the other waited outside the car for them to finish?
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>>715811975
Then what the fuck are you complaining for?
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>>715814422
Confirmed for homosex. She's a dime.
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>>715814149
my dick grow when I'm excited, Is it a plant ?
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>>715813053
smoking weed != being a degenarate stoner
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>>715810667
Even if nothing happened she's still a whore for going with them in the car. There's no reason for her to go when they can buy cigarettes for her.
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>>715814464
Its a question of semantics moron. Name a completely natural drug.
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>>715814552
yes
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>>715814585
cannabis
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>>715813291
penicillin isn't a drug, its a fungus you moron
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>>715814465
Sounds like she has a larger sample size chump.
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>>715814490
Op here. I didn't post that.
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>>715810667
Post that filthy sluts noods bro.
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>>715814585
Weed
Datura
Poppys
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>>715814560
So your saying that trap threads are less degenerate than simply smoking pot? Fucking degenerate.
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>>715814585
life
dank memes
hentai
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>>715814667
Can we get an update??
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>>715814585
Kratum
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>>715814671
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>>715810667
In these situations you should realize that you've been freed of social obligation and should use the opportunity to have fun. You now know you're in a casual relationship. Fuck her and anyone else you'd like until you're tired of doing it and find someone else for A more serious relationship. Try to fuck your friend's women. It's all great sport and you're all young so why bother giving a fuck.
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>>715811522
Yup just from the pic you can tell shes a whore and not worth it. Move on OP
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>>715814585
Dopamine
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>>715810667
ok...they way to get out of that like a man, you only have 1 choice:
confront her in private like anon said in a "I know what you did" way
ask her if shes so desperate for a fuck, dont wait for the answer, grab her and fuck her hard, its simple, be the alpha male
you can drop her afterwards or not, your choice, but fuck her hard
if she had intercourse with your friends, shes a slut anyways, thread her like that, she might enjoy that well and you can get free fucks everytime you want once you made that alpha male step, go ahead anon
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Don't confront her yet.

Tell her you wanna "spice things up."
Take nude pics (the more obscene the better).
Hide them pics away in a safe location.
Wait ~week. Then confront her, break things off.
Come back to /b and POST THOSE NUDES!
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>>715814585
Also DMT. Just because its naturally occuring doesnt make it not a drug
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>>715810998
It's "You're". Learn some grammar. Have a nice day.
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>>715814667
Update?
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>>715814665
How do you figure? I have an ex who participated in a couple 3somes after we broke up. (Not bitter, dodged after bullet there.) And other anons after re claiming the same but she thinks her friends and her represent all women. Unless she has 200 friends she talks about fucking with, I doubt her sample size is larger. Also, location and community values must be considered.
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>>715812858
your opinion = every woman's opinion?
what do you think ppl do in swinger clubs and such? sex meetings, group sex, menages a trois, 2 males on 1 female, she doesnt have to fuck them at the same time, but they might just have sex as three
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>>715810998
>your a tard
if you dont your a cuck

The only way that could sound more autistic would be:

>u dum dum tell her she is slut then brek her up if u dont u like getting ur gurl fckd by big boi ding dongs
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>>715810667
>cop finds roach in car, everyone doesn't go to jail
>driver had been drinking, everyone doesn't go to jail
>did she actually come back with cigarettes?
>what cop keeps someone pulled over for multiple hours and doesn't arrest them?

good luck being a cuck OP
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I just eat cheesecake and feel sweat dripping all over my ass. I can feel it running down my leg.
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>>715814654
Have to burn it or otherwise oxidize it before ingesting. Cannot get any affects eating the plant as is.
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>>715814663
Nope, it is an antibacterial agent secreted by a fungus.
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>>715815221
That is incorrect, idiot. Had a puppy who got curious and ate a whole quarter. She was fucked up for an entire day, falling over and whining and shit.
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ITT : Druggies debating drugs.
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>>715813763
that's what dildos and plugs are for, slut
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>>715814671
Already answered weed. You wont get lsa from plain datura seeds. Eating all the poppy seeds you can until your belly is full wont put you down like morphine
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>>715814711
Well done
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>>715814585
>>715814654
This. It's true.
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>>715814352
>You're asserting that all of my friends all lie to me and to each other about their sexual fantasies and I just don't believe it.

yeah, because i just tell all my friends about the fucked up shit that turns me on. You only tell them socially acceptable things because you're not retarded and want them to remain your friends.
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>>715815221
Stop posting you obviously don't know shit about pharmacology.
>>715815404
>lsa from plain datura seeds
confirmed retard
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Next time sneak like a caterpillar in the back of the car and film the orgy. You should post the video so i can finger my anus as my wifes boyfriend sucks my hairy nipples.
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>>715815034
Also women keep secrets to themselves that they cant come to terms with on their own, they prefer the lie to accepting the truth. There is a lot you do not know femanon. For instance OPs girlfriend cant make eye contact, hes right to feel somethings up.
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>>715810667
Has anyone told OP to sniff their dicks?
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>>715815404
eating Hawaiian baby woodroses' seeds will get you fucked up
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>>715814864
Not a drug. Its already released by certain neurons in your brain as a neurotransmitter in response to certain stimuli, this is how your brain works idiot.
Psychoactive substances mimic this substance
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>>715815404
and thats where you get lsa from btw>>715815511
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>>715810667
They obviously fucked her, they are lying to you.
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>>715815555
QUADS TELLS THE TRUTH! KEK HAS SPOKEN TO ALL DANK MEME POSTERS.
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>>715810667
also you should stop talking to them all and stop seeing them at all.
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>>715815555
I want to inform you that dopamine is the reason for all addictions...But god damnit, you got quads of truth, so just fuck me instead, faggot.
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>>715814925
You do realize you cant ingest pure dmt right? Your stomach destroys it. You have to process it or vaporize it. Neither of these things is natural. It is processing.
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>>715815458
>yeah, because i just tell all my friends about the fucked up shit that turns me on
>/sarcasm

Yeah, but you're a guy. Guys don't talk about sex the same way we talk about sex.
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strontium is a drug because barium is harder than hydrogen steel isnt element and isnt drug but potato is a drug so its an element and i like oxygen because i need it to breathe but the best metal is diamond.
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>>715812103
Under-rated post
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Meh. She smoker. Congrats on the loss!
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>>715815707
...wat
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>>715815310
> bullshit. Learn to read. Also- try the experiment yourself.
Besides what is your frame of reference? Is it a drug if a dog os affected and people arent?
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>>715815670
tits or fuck off
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>>715812143
Can we all agree that drugs can be classified as any substance with even the slightest addictive properties, where physcological or physiologically.
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If she's banging them both simultaneously, it definitely wasn't the first time she has cheated on you. She has probably been banging them both separately for some time now.
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>>715815555
Wasted get

Kratom and Peyote are both natural drugs fgt
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>>715812376
OP here. Neither of them are OP
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>>715815707
Mwahaha
>potato is drug
>best metal is diamond
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>>715815460
Nope, youre wrong. Eat a plant and see what happens. Nothing. Levels are too low.
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>>715814470

prolly both dudes got off...would be unusual for a friend of a friend to just watch another friend bang a chick without ratting the guy out.

i mean the only reason both guys would stay silent lie is cause they both got off. yea
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>>715815664
Do you not realize there's natural DMT in your brain? This is the last (You) im giving you because you're either severely mentally retarded or trolling.
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>>715814654
The weed you smoke has 1000% the THC concentration compared to what grows naturally.
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>>715812498
Why the guy who make a song with this is not ib the screencap ?
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>>715815928
kill yourself
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>>715815894
its like you have no idea what datura is. neither the datura plant or the seeds contain any LSA.
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>>715815788
This works on people, too, dipshit. You can literally just eat weed. From an evolutionary standpoint, some flowering plants use being eaten as a way to spread their seeds further and have them guaranteed to grow in manure, thus increasing survivability. Some plants develop poisons to resist this while others have developed things to encourage it. Either way, they THC and CBD is always there, so when you eat it, it is processed in the gut and absorbed. It either discouraged predatory foraging in the past, or increased it, increasing its chances of successful reproduction. Now who's the uneducated one, again?
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>>715815833
Dmt, lsd, lsa, mushrooms, none of these are addictive
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>>715815221
It can burn/be heated in natural ways fuckhead
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>>715815849
Then they arent drugs tard. They are just psychoactive plants.
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>A drug is any substance (other than food that provides nutritional support), that when inhaled, injected, smoked, consumed, absorbed via a patch on the skin or dissolved under the tongue causes a physiological change in the body.[2][3]
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>>715810667
For sure she sucked them off one at a time while getting plowed by the other. I wonder if she gave up the butt, too?
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>>715816031
Can you prove it?
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>>715815986
Its dramamine. And your nig is showing, because go ahead and eat datura. Eat it up. Chew on some ibogaine root too.
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>>715816089
The only unnatural thing here is that you survived past infancy despite your obvious retardation.

Bring back eugenics, Hitler did nothing wrong
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>>715816114
Thank you. I was seconds away from posting the same. The War on Drugs really fucked these kids with the Xs on the back of their hands up.
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>>715815812
platypus
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>>715816027
You dont know anything about chemistry do you? THC isnt psychoactive at all unless it is decarboxylated. Eat your weed without heating it funbags. See what happens.
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>>715816213
>Its dramamine
no its not. this just shows how much you don't know.
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>>715816054
Heating isnt natural, its being done by a human. It is a form of concentration or chemical change. Now shup.
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>>715812848
Do you know how many hours nurses work? They aren't potheads you moron. Potheads smoke all fuckin day.
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>>715816266
you are welcome good sir.
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>>715816162
They show tolerance, but never withdrawal.
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>>715816329
I stopped buying weed a while ago to save for a house payment. And ok, explain why it fucked my dog up then? Why can you just sit the shit in vodka and make a green dragon? No decarboxylation needs to occur for the compound to attach to your fucking Cannibanoid receptors, you faggot. It merely needs enter your bloodstream and pass the blood-brain barrier.
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>>715814731
>girlfriend tries to bum a cigarette
>asked her why she didn't get cigarettes at the store
>she said they never made it to the store
>Ari said they got puled over before they got there
>I asked why they didn't go to the store after they got pulled over
>Ari said that he was shook
>He said he felt like he dodged a bullet when the cop let him go and that he wanted to get off the road
>girlfriend hugged my right arm and put her head on my shoulder
>asked me what was wrong
>told her that her dress was on backwards
>she stood up, took her dress off and threw it at me
>no bra, no panties.
>"Better?"
>"No not really"
>Ari and Brian said that they had to disagree
>they all think it's funny
>she's sitting between me and Ari on my couch right now and she's completely naked
>all of my friends are staring at her and no one is playing vidya
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>>715816461
When it reacts with with ethylalcohol it is being decarboxylated you sperg. Didnt you take o chem?
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>>715816396
Are you really arguing that humans aren't natural, or just that our biological functions are unnatural?

Either way I'm disgusted to be seen around you. Please leave
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>>715816089
Allow me to rephrase your poorly written comment. I think what he is trying tk say is that THC foubd in cannabis plants have no effect, rendering the plant not a "drug". But when the THC is decarboxylated it transformes to THC-A, the physcoactive compound which gets you "high af".
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>>715816461
let me guess hes gonna say something about how letting it sit in alcohol isnt natural. hes either a troll or an uninformed retard
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>>715816266
They argue with each others, but I don't think they even know what they are arguying about.
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>>715816549
Oh. Good. Glad you ONLY ADDRESSED my vodka point. Solid debate skills, anon.
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>>715815879

OP here, this isn't me either
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>>715816531
time for the gangbang
and
pix or it didnt happen stupid
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>>715815833
Caffine, alcohol, cigarettes, good steak, chips, sugar, orgasm, sucking cock, ibuprofen, fuck the list just keeps going
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>>715816572
I am saying everyone uses the term drug wrong. Many things are psychoactive. Many are natural. Some mimic neurotransmitters in the body. Some cause their production in the brain. This doesnt mean everything is a drug, or that your brain is a drug.
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>>715816531
Triple Threat that bitch, anon.
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You're best friends with a Jew named lion? Is he Israeli and like 7 foot tall?

Lucky.
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>>715816531
Just fuck her, right there and then. Show those fucks who the real alpha is.
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>>715816589
Does weed put itself in alcohol?
Does yeast distill its own waste?
You just lost.
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>>715816531
>being in a room full of drunk dudes with your naked drunk girlfriend

Steps should be taken immediately. Kick them all out except her. Tell them that you need to talk to your girlfriend alone.
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>>715816531
You said two of your friends left with her to go get beer, but you never said how many friends were at your place total. How many guys are in the room your naked girlfriend is currently in?
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>>715816624
I already told you that
1 thc isnt active as it is produces by the plant

But 2 it doesnt cross the blood brain barrier u gimp
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>>715816549
Alright. Did some research. Appears there's LESS THC-A in nondecarboxylated cannabis, but still some there. So to claim it would do nothing is horseshit. If I ground up and ate a quarter of bud, no stem or seeds, then I guaran-fucking-tee you I'd at least be buzzed.
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>>715816717
Hence the saying, im high on life. Drugs are everywhere.
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>>715816810
>400x400
Ari is the Jewish equivalent of Chad.
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If she smokes, you have allready made a mistake by dating her. Dump for sure, or become mega cuck
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>>715816769
>>715816114
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>>715816839
Literally everything except super heavy elements are natural faggot. We just process and rearrange shit we find, but we are a part of nature. Our super colliders are just big boy equivalents of trap door spider doors or ant bridges or whatever fucking else. This whole "not natural" argument is retarded.
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