> Took a picture of a girl's cameltoe from high school

>>715804732
>I've lost all the weight
But you're still ugly
>How can I make this happen?
You can't

>>715804732
go straight up and rape her thats your only chance

Get in a fight at the party. Win or lose you'll get laid bc all eyes will be on you. Unless you're a pussy there is not easier way. Quit being a bitch and take some shit you want for a change.

>>715804874
cmonBruh

I suggest you watch some RSD videos on youtube. RSD Jeffy is my favourite. It should help you with some concepts about getting girls.

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>>715804732
>hang out with your buds
>drink a couple beer (not too much) to loosen up
>when she's on her phone walk straight up to her and ask her how she's been
>she will notice that you lost weight and tell her a bit (not too much) bout yourself and what you've been doing lately
>ask her all sorts of stuff and try to act calm and confident
>make her laugh (but don't act like a pathetic cloen)
>as soon as she starts to bite her lip or play with her hair you will know that you're on a winning streak
>start getting the conversation on the topic "sex"
>be cocky and funny
>say that she looks gorgeous
>make out with her
>have sex with her
>USE A FUCKING CONDOM

>>715805776
>spoken like a true virgin

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>>715804732
Post more

>>715804732

take drugs, begin the downwards spiral of your life for the next few years and overdose on heroin

>>715806125
I don't have anymore but she's hot

>>715805926
I dunno dude....worked perfectly fine on your mom

>>715804732
Tell her about how you still beat off to a creep shot of her that you took years ago. Do this while rubbing your schlong and breathing deeply. She'll be all over you, begging for your cock to be deep inside her.

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>>715806463
wow epic bantz you showed me

>>715806463
Kek

>>715806682
You mom stinks

>>715805550
does that shit work?

I fell into the "the game" trap about 6 yeras ago, and it was a whole year after that when I finally lost my virginity -- and it was mostly due to my own trials and tribulations of how to pickup women from online dating sites. Since then I've lost my luster over the computer, but can close several numbers each trip to the bar.

>>715804732
rape

>>715804732
Your first step is to not tell her any of this

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>>715804732
bumping thread awaiting answer to
>>715806903

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>>715807043
best advice thus far

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>OP abandoned his own thread

Fuck it

I'm assuming direct control.

>>715807961
Buzz?

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>>715808005
The Spacetta man?

>>715804732
>> I wanna fuck her. How can I make this happen?
Not gonna happen mate. If you were the type to go around creeping on girls like that odds are you did enough other weird shit to have a reputation as "that weird guy." A reputation you'll never live down.

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this is very likely, but without OP being so vague, it's hard to tell

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>>715808852

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>ded thread

Seems my work here is done

>>715810160
you can still dump your pics, just post faster

>>715805347
>>715805347


ok

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>>715810207

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>>715810598

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>>715810630

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>>715810679

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>>715810840

Need Incest porn homepage

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>>715810897

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>>715810914
please state the nature of your incestuous emergency

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If you have ever gone into a gym as a means of "improving your confidence", you have already lost and will die a broke lonely chicken and broccoli guzzling loser.

I fuck bitches thanks to my genetics and charisma, go back to your waifu pillows faggot


<---- tits you'll never bang

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>>715811746

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>>715812108
this man knows what's up

>>715805118
Welcome to 4chan everybody

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>>715813635

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>>715813626
noice, I'm finally not posting alone

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>>715813751

Daily reminder that even if you get /fit/ you'll always be fat on the inside

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>>715813846
one of the first incest artists I obsessed over

good taste, anon

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>>715814036
thank you bro

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>>715814481
wasnt sure if you like western art

>>715814664
best whore

>>715812675
Source?

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>>715807076
>>715807236
>>715807264
REMOVE BEEF BURGLARS NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>715815021
I have more, but not sauce (its burried though, need to find it)

>>715806543

>*Whispers*
>Kek

>>715815228
Damn thx anyway man

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>>715815222
trips for another fat trip

>>715815211
Yes. YES. Moar of that.

>>715805926
not even that anon, but this is how it works m8

>>715804732
Show her the picture and tell her you've been beating your one eyed Willy to it ever since. She'll think it's romantic that you cared for so long.

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>>715815222
as per your demands

>>715804732
truth be told you probably wont ever get to fuck her. Youve build up a whole fantasy thing about her and now, no matter what happens you will have all this shit in your head when you approach her, and it will most likely end up being awkward as fuck. that being said i think you should go for it.
open with an anecdote. create report. escalate physically and close. glhf

show her the pic you have posted

>>715804732
Creepy

But if you have the confidence now, talk to her. Say hi, seem interested in whatever bullshit she's talking about.

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>>715816405
he absolutely should

but OP is KIA at this point

The tried and tested 2009 British method
>walk up to her
>ask her if she wants a line of mephedrone
>"lets go somewhere quiet so I don't have to share with anyone else"
>bedroom
>line of mephedrone each
>sweaty sex until New Year's Eve

Bitches love mephedrone.

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>>715816472

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>>715816529
no idea where to get meow meow, but I have a prescription for Addies

how comparable to that is it?

>>715816808
won't work in the slightest but I'd still have one for the confidence boost if you don't have boner problems with it

>>715817197
Her nip looks like a mouth. I am afraid.

>>715805118
kek

>>715804732
You won't. First rule of "things happening" is that, if you go into it with a mindset of "I want this to happen", it won't.

Unless... you really found your self confidence, and go there and openly talk to her about it - that you are into her, and you could imagine things happening, and if she would be up for that. Then roll with it.

All other forms of showing up there, playing mind games and indirectly making her notice of how much of a man you've become are and will stay wank fantasies.

>>715805118
This, it works

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>>715817149
>boner problems

Never had any issue with it. 7 hour long fap sessions hopped up on opi and amph are blissful

>>715817438
>if you want something to happen it won't happen
wtf

>>715815228
what the absolute fuck

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>>715817535
>>715817438
>follow your dreams... and they'll never happen :D

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>>715817728
>he's never fantasized about his Mum dressing him up like the little grill she never had and then sexing together in public

all hail new motherfucker OP.

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>>715818032
it's literally the purest form of intimacy

why do furfags and 2dpornfags keep spamming every thread? worse than bananafagging

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>>715818174
careful what you wish for...

>>715818370
that shit is literally more bearable

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>complaining about a thread ruined by content suppliers when OP ditched his thread after the first post

>>>>/oustjuden/
There's the door, don't let it hit your plebian tastes on the way into the compactor

>>715818818
lol no. they're just gross fetishist spammers, not "content suppliers". faggot.

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thanks for the laugh

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>>715804732

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>>715819263

>>715811746
That's the entire point of a gym though you double nigger

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>>715819382
doing god's work, anon

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>>715819505

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This is a nice thread-
>>715819173

>>715815021
Try "HHH" by Distance

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>mfw had access to the class slut facebook by installing a keylogger on my own phone and letting her browse
>mfw too dumb to play the long game and reap benefits and instead vandalize the account for the lulz with other classmates
(also there was suprisingly nothing hot in the account)

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>>715819792
thanks for that

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>>715804732

Get alot of money.. because thats all girls care about and thats why I hate the human race

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>>715819855
raiding a known friend's FB for fap material has panned out well for me

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>>715819947
>doesn't aware there's more to happiness in life than money

>>715805926
Actually seems like a pretty decent plan but nowadays anything anybody says here has to get an edgy green text response because underage kids like you who jerk off to Facebook pictures have no idea how to act on this board.

>>715804732
Anyway OP, good luck, use other anons plan. Probably will work.

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>>715819761
What's the matter fampai? You don't like broads with dongs?

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>>715820433
>have no idea how to act on this board.

DAMN, THAT SUKKA GOT TOLD'D