ITT we poorly describe video games and others try to guess the

>>715788163
inb4 forgot greentext like a fag

>>715788163

Smash bros?

+You hate alligator what stole your favorite food
+You must climb mountain and go boat get evil alligator
+Snow level suck ass

>>715788163
Marvel vs Capcom?

>inadvertantly time travel with 2 friends
>eat meats and fruits
>bash head against walls

>>715788346
No, but close

Donkey Kong Country?

>>715788163
Kingdom Hearts

>>715788379
Nope. Smash Bros was closer.

Bonk's Adventure...?

>>715788430
Nope again
Rip-off is important

>>715788469
PlayStation allstars

>>715788564
Yep
Nice work

>stop preordering games

>Fuck it's cold
>Where's my son?

>>715788422
correct

+Ur dad iz asshole
+You didn't kno he was ur dad tho
+Some lady with big titties on an island
+Bender from Futurama
+HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

>>715788626
Watchdogs?

Here's another one:

>Small town
>Zach
>Turkey, Strawberry Jam and Cereal Sandwich

>ninja
>swirling ball
>fuck other ninjas up

>>715788737
Some Naruto shit

>>715788737
Weird guess, but... Mini Ninjas?

>>715788668
I have no fucking clue what this could possibly be

>autism
>hand gestures
>ladders

>>715788750
Yup. Time for something harder though.
>spiky hair
>water ball 3D soccer
>anus tentacles
>lots of water
>dragon boss thingy
>waifu
>dad is still a piece of shit

>>715788658
Heavy Rain?

>>715788905
Final Fantasy X, gotta be

>>715788851

keep thinking. real famous game.

>hhahahahahahahahahahaha

>>715788952
You know it.

>>715788961
One more hint,

>>715788737
Avatar or Senran Kagura

>>715788724
One more big hint:

>Twin Peaks

>>715788874
league of legends

>>715788379
>>715788469
Nope

>defy laws of physics
>smash space time
>creat black hole
>get sucked in
>become god

>>715789072
Nope.

>Pure cancer
>Exclusively played by Koreans and 12-year-olds

>>715788988

Metrosexual futureball world champion who meets some religious bitch on an island and he eventually learns to be a man and kills himself

>>715788668
Is it a Metal Gear game?

>you are a toy
>tan is the color of communism

>yellow pie chart

>>715789153
Army Men

>>715789174
Pac Man

>>715789153
sarge's heroes

not even hard

New one:

>Literally everything is guns
>Like, everything

>>715789243
>>715789315
Yep!

>froggo
>street
>avoid autos and shit
>river
>firewoods

>>715789391
Frogger

>>715789391
Frogger

C'mon man, too easy

>>715788626
No Mans Sky easy

>>715789452
ahahhahahaah

>prince
>revolution

>used to be good franchise
>marketed towards 12 year olds now

>>715788163
Playstation Allstars

>>715789488
Call of Duty

>>715789488
Call of Duty

>>715789484
Fable 3

>>715789501
Yep. Someone beat you to it though.

>>715789506
>>715789513
that's rite

>>715789484
Purple Rain?

>>715789130
katamari damacy

Noone got this the other day, even though I'm pretty sure it's damn easy

>have low-paying job
>face many dangers
>either avoid dangers or throw literature at them

>arabian kid
>rotoscope animation

>>715789579
Yep

>>715789540
Right
>>715789576
WRONG

>>715789488
Pokemon

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>>715788668
>Thought I could just look up John DiMaggio.
Fuck.

>>715789627
Prince of Persia

>>715789605
Probably wrong, but...
Papers Please?

>>715788535
But that's completely subjective.

>Reznik
>numbers
>Russians
>woods
>killkillkillkillkill

>golf
>fight
>race

A team fight another team of the opposite colour

>Nintendo's Pole Position

>>715789735
>arabian
>persian

>>715789804
Chess

>>715789750
You are correct in assuming that you are wrong.

Nobody's biting on mine, so here's an easier one:

>Racoon
>Take what's not yours

>>715789716

Yeah he does a lot of games cuz nobody in the biz can imitate him. He and Tom Kenny will work until they die.

Do you want me to tell you?

>>715789576
Fucking kek

>>715789804
Blacklight Retribution?

>>715789832
Rotoscope animations though

>>715789851
That's just too easy though, anon... what's your other one?

>>715788668
FF10

>a bubblegum with shoes

>>715789804
Race War Simulator

>>715789878
I wanna say its either a Halo of a GOW game.

>>715789804
No, I'm talking pc games
>>715789904
Nope
Hint: red, blue

>>715789951
No >>715789982

>>715789924
My last one was:
>>715789327

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>>715789982
Red and Blue are not opposite colors.

ripoff gameplay cause its tri-ace
the title is incomprehensible
breaking chains
moon

>bad cowboys
>duuuu duuuu FIRE!

~DANKEST GAME EVER
~YOU PLAYED IT, EVEN IF YOU WONT ADMIT IT
~YES ITS THAT GAME
~YES IM A FAGGOT

>popular in Japan
>turn based
>high fantasy

>>715789941

BINGO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5FTJxfV3pc

>>715789972
wayyy off but I admire your sticktoitiveness

>>715790044
Not on the colour wheel but on paint if you invert the colours

>>715790006
Well I got nothing... but I'm sure someone who knows will come along

>>715790088
Chrono Trigger?

>Brother in a wheelchair
>Steal drug dealer's car for another dealer
>Use forklift to move bomb around

>>715789140
Video games?

>>715789804
Team Fortress 2

>>715790127
Nope

>>715790081
>>715789851
Sly Cooper fags

> Shoot those fucking spacepigs
> Press space bar to see pixel tits

>>715790068
Rdr

>>715789942
Kirby?

>>715789834
kek.

>>715790120
I'm assuming the answer is TF2
And that's not how paint works either.

>news delivery kid
>bicycle

>>715788163
Dad gets pissed off at his son for being cooler than him, so he drowns the faggot but has to run away a lot when his son turns into a magical zombie.

>>715790208
Dead or Alive 5

>Shit netcode
>Muh esports
>cyka blyat
>>715788163
Playstation All-Stars

>>715790240
nope. try to guess it

>>715790045
still no guesses?

>>715790081
Pajama Sam 3: You Are What You Eat from Your Head to Your Feet

>>715790208
Paperboy

>>715790247
CSGO

>>715789804
>>715789982
Halo

>>715790208
Honestly? That's way too easy of a description

>>715790208
Paperboy

>>715789071
Deadly Premonition. Fucking classic.

>>715790294
DING DING DING
WE HAVE A WINNER
Fucking noob.

>Not Dark Souls
>Not Castlevania
>Sodium

>>715790318
THANK YOU

Also yes

>>715790088
FF?

>>715790348
Salt and Sanctuary

>>715790348
Bloodborne.

>was called Blockade in 1976
>is now on nokia phones

>>715790364
Nope
Hint: A lot more popular in Japan than it is here (still has a following here though)

>>715790400
Brick Breaker or Galaxon

>>715790045
not surprising no one can get this lol

>>715790208
Scoot the burbs simulator

>>715790165
>>715790207
Yes, winners
>>715790304
Nope

>>715790437
no. it's about an animal

>>715790366
Yeah.
ʸᵒᵘ ᶜᵒᵘᶫᵈ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᶫᵉᵗ ᵐᵉ ᵇᵃˢᵏ ᶦᶰ ᵒᵇˢᶜᵘʳᶦᵗʸ ᶠᵒʳ ᵃ ʷʰᶦᶫᵉ ᵗʰᵒᵘᵍʰ

Congrats.

>>715790400
Snake

Full disclosure, cheated with Google

time based
collect souls
kill God

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:^)

>be me
>mom wants to kill me
>fuckmylife.jpg
>find secret trap door
>go down it
>oh shit there's fucking monsters and shit
> but o dam there's like cool treasures and stuff
>okay I took one of the treasures and now I look like mentally ill vegetable
>i literally fight fucking satan

>>715790480
Tbh that was a good one but sometimes the right person sees it and it doesn't take a second

>>715790180
fuck, I remember the pixel tits but cannot place them

>>715790526
Binding of Isaac

>>715790526
Binding of Isaac

Too easy, too many hints

>>715790526
that faggot game for fucking faggots with that whiny bitch ass faggot isaac faggot

>Lode Runner's precursor
>first platforming vidya

>>715790516
Majora's Mask?
ᴺᵒᵗ ˢᵘʳᵉ ᶦᶠ ᴵ ʷᵃˢ ᵖᶫᵃʸᶦᶰᵍ ᶦᵗ ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ⋅

>not james bond: the video game

>>715790564
Saints row? I believe it was 3 that had an Easter egg with pixel tits

>>715790580
Pitfall?

>>715790587
nope

>>715790180
duke nukem mother fucker

>>715790633
nope

>>715790615
Gex

>Puppets
>Scissors
>Don't lose your head

>>715790690
Sounds familiar, link?

>>715790721
Clocktower

>Control threesomes
>Furries
>Catchy theme music
>Bastard child.

>police mouse
>red cat
>3 kitties
>inside of house
>collect furnitures
>trampolines
>pop balloons in the bonus

>cringe
>tumblr
>skeletons

>>715790714
Nope.

>>715790796
Undertale

redo
>ripoff gameplay cause its tri-ace
>the title is incomprehensible
>breaking chains
>moon

>yellow tank
>protect the eagle thing over white tanks

>RPG
>turn based FF7 battle screen
>Lovecraftian story
>part of the "love for darkness" series
>PSX

>bootleg Fortran from Dian Shi Ma Li

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>>715790208
see >>715789605

>>715790751
Nope

>the moon that never sets

>>715790952
Majora's Mask

>>715790180
https://youtu.be/gnVag2Nwaug
Duke Nukem

>climb mountain
>kill all the fucking greek divines
>Attack on Titan
>kill yourself

>>715790952
Majora's Mask

>>715790994
God of War 3

>>715790982
wrong

>sports game
>fucking Chariots of Fire song on the title screen

>>715788874
AMY?

>Words
>letters
>not vidya

>>715788874
last guardian?

>>715791090
Scrabble:^)

>>715791072
>>715791111
nope

>>715791090
Brain Age

Okay, I'm leaving so I'll reveal my games that nobody guessed

>>715789327
Enter the Gungeon

>>715790088
Dragon Quest

>>715790721
Puppeteer

>mario becomes builder
>breaks bricks

>>715790952
another hint
>Dragons

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>>715791120
WRONG

>>715791147
Nope

>black father
>go to town
>go to town
>go to town
>go to town
>do something else
>find dad
>school project
>big robot
>die

>>715790853
infinite undiscovery is the answer

>SORRY NOTHING
>NEXT LEVEL GO!

>>715791024
damn, right.. was too easy

>protect the singer
>perfect block doomsday-tier shit = no damage
>floating continent falling apart
>also, mind therapist

>>715791090
A hint.
>hank hill

>Go to city
>Get mugged
>Talk to Tits McGee
>Go get stuff back
>Stumble across floating ex girlfriend's vagina with giant eye
>Kill floating vageen
>Vageen part of illuminati
>Join your own illuminati
>Kill pointy-ears
>Kill lizards
>Go to cliche dark tower
>Kill chick with cliche revenge motivation
>Bad guy wasn't true bad guy
>Fantasy characters did 9/11
>Cliffhanger

>>715791246
Fallout 3

>>715791303
bioshock infinite

>>715791183
yet another hint
>winglies
and another out of pity
>Dragoons

>>715791401
wrong

hnts:
tower
'seed of love' can be weaponized

>>715791328
Dragon Age 2?

>>715791519
Dragon age 2

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>>715791328
ffs you put the title in your greentext newfriend

>>715789140
League of legends?

>>715791561
No

>you try to kill yourself by jumping into a sink hole in a mountain.
>land in some weird freaky world.
>there is a goat
>pie
>anime is real or anime isnt real

>>715791539
Conception

>>715788564
completly forgot that was a thing

>>715791519
Divinity?

>>715788626
South Park: Stick of Truth?

>>715791668
nono

>>715791547
Within the ballpark, but in the outfield. It's a little older, try again.

>>715791610
Nope, the title IS kinda sorta in the greentext, but it's a stretch.

>>715791519
FINAL FUCKING HINT
>PS1

>>715791666
wrong again

hint:
singing language made for the game

>>715791803
SPYRO?!

>>715788163
Mortal combat dc crossover?

why doesn't anyone guess at anything that isn't at the bottom of the page?

>3 heroines
>dive into mind
>kill kawaii monsters
>most epic OST
>A trilogy

>>715789140

-HueHueHueHue
-Quem é BR?
-HueHueHueHueHueHueHueHueHueHue
-HueHueHueHueHueHueHueHueHueHue
-HueHueHueHueHueHueHueHueHueHue

>>715788163
Is ops gane final fantasy 15?

>>715788163
>have a turban
>become a slave
>escape
>find out we wuz kangs n shiet
>fuck a bitch
>save the world

>>715791819
Fucking no

>regular day on communist border

>lose arm
>get new arm
>cut off new arm

>>715791909
>>715791811
same game

>Move to new school
>Stick up for bullied quiet kid
>Crippled brother finds a book
>Fall into book
>It was just a dream

>>715791909
Ar Tonelico

>>715791303
>>715791811
>>715791539
same but specifically its Melody of Metafalica
Infel Phira = 'seed of love'

>>715791990
Advanced Warfare?

>>715792060
Yup

>>715792054
yeayea favorite series though

>I've got an idea-let's fuck some Indians!

>>715791803
Legend of Dragoon. Jeez, salty.

>>715792124
Gun

>>715792136
thank you for getting it right

>crashed
>water everyfuckingwhere
>minecraft but underwater

>>715792225
Subnautica

>>715792143
Nope

>>715792225
subnautica

>>715792168
Fuck man, I must have been eight the last time I played it. Such a long game. Good shit though.

>Finishing the fight

>>715792124
Custard's revenge?

>>715792341
Halo 3: The Fight's not Finished

>>715792279
yep... too easy

>"In the modern world, peple resolve conflicts with WORDS."
>"Maybe I shouldn't have gotten my degree from mail-order college."
>"Unit lost."
>tunnel network

>>715792398
Nope
>big monkey with fuckoff shields

>>715792143
Older than that

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>>715792394
Yep

>>715791303
could have just put
>reyvateils
>song magic

and we'd still be the only two here who've played it lol

>you're a boy
>probably trippin' and shit
>collecting jelly beans
>falling through opem manholes
>animated gray play-dough

>Magnum stronger than a sniper

>>715791803
Legend of Dragoon

>kill Hitler
>can't jump

>>715792025
Final fantasy tactics advance

>>715788737
iNinja

>>715792700

Wolfenstein

>>715792700
Doom

>moustache
>bong
>go to piss ant town in Australia
>drive around

>Have PTSD cuz your friend drowned
>Catch digimon in the wild
>move logs with the force
>Are actually the villain the whole time

>>715788163
>chinks
>martial arts
>undercover

>>715788874
Mindcraft

>>715792797
Sleeping dogs

>time based
>collect souls
>kill God
>not majoras mask

>>715792738
Also works, but not what I was thinking of.

>>715789327
Titanfall 2

>>715792835
nope

>>715789484
Charlie Murphy: The Game

>>715792508
God damn it. Overwatch

>>715789488
Either COD or Battlefield

>>715789488
YFW it was always marketed towards 12 year olds, but your not 12 anymore.

>blowing shit up for no real reason

>>715792703
>>715792703
Correct

>>715792792
GOLDEN SUN

>>715789488
Fallout.

>>715789804
mario kart

>>715792435
srsly no one hath guessed this?

hint: EA

>>715792964
YEEES! Still my favorite game ever

>>715792851
Too damn easy

Alright

>bunch of greaser motherfuckers
>fighting
>side scroller

>>715792792
Golden sun?

>>715793020
Double dragon or final fight

>>715793020
Final Fight

>>715793046
Mhmmm

>>715793014
too bad they not only gave up but they also ruined dark dawn

>>715790217
Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver

>>715793065
Great minds think alike, anon. I remember the laugh of the main villain.

>>715793101
You mean that game that totally never happened right?

>>715788379
crash bandicoot
>>715789484
suikoden
>>715790088
every jrpg
>>715790779
mappy
>>715792659
halo

>>715792700
>hint: side scrolling

>>715793127
Haha yes!

>>715793146
agreed

>>715791328
Kay what is this?

>>715788163
World War 1

>>715792781
No one wants to have a go at this?

>escort
>defuse
>shootout
>B 5 1
>run faster with a knife

>>715793189
Alright. I refuse to accept it as canon unless they make another sequel. Which they wont

>>715793286
csgo

>>715793286
counter strike

>>715793052
>>715793065
Not even fucking close.

>>715788163
Every arcade game ever.

crabs
head
bullying

>you cheated on your wife
>it's irrelevant
>travel the world just for green grass
>balls and holes
>it's all abut those sponsors
>money, money, money!

>>715793351
Final fight and you fucking know it, faggot.

>>715792225
>>715792279
It could also be under the ocean

>>715793407
Tiger Woods Golf

>>715793439
It's not Final Fight.

I'll give ya a hint. It was made by Sega

>Is ninja
>Pick between Edgy as fuck guy or "I has an attitude girl"
>Oh shit they saw me
>Wait a bit hidden in the roof
>Go full ninja again
>Kill for your master
>Camera angles were the most letal thing in this game

>>715793491
Streets of rage?

>>715788658
Rony Danza's Basement Revolution: Blue Version

>>715793543
Tenchu?

Storm the castle, but wait there's
>Cake
>Princesses
>I like big butts

>>715788967

greatest game of all time

>>715793635
Got it

>>715792435
>>715792994
moar hints
>best RTS early 2000's
>not RA 2 or SC

>>715793602
There you go

>>715793491

Streets of Rage?

>>715793476
Obviously

>>715793395
Half life

>go prison
>shit gets real yo
>shit gets surreal
>her juicy cunt
>your son schooled you fool