Waifu claiming thread.
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The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
still here
>>715777550
wo
>>715777141 (Tali)
Well... that's a good point. In that case you just have to grit your teeth...
>>715777398 (Makoto)
How are you? And, and... is Umaru anon the one you said you feel very close with?
>Chara
Claimu
>>715776821
Oh, well it sounds like you're doing decent then, but if not maybe make yourself some hot cocoa.
>>715777651
>rapes the karen
>>715777668
This is true. Im not gonna look the gift horse in the mouth.
>>715777767
So close
>>715777651
>>715776583
Yeah yeah, I haven't heard about the port though. Will be excited to play it if that's the case.
>>715777767
Do not do this!
Poor Karen!
>>715777520
Nah m8, too cold to go outside. I got my daki too, so I'm warm.
>>715777577
>>715777668
Pretty good the last few days to be honest.
Nope, although I've been having second thoughts lately about that actually.
>>715778156
Correction
>rapes the karen poster.
>>715778200
This is alright.
Also it is not rape.
c:<
>>715777980
Wo!
>>715778194
That's good
That's... well, not so good I guess. Why do you have second thoughts about it? Did something happen?
>>715778311
Well then you ass over here and make my bed warmer.
I SUMMON MYSELF!
>>715778404
Get your ass over here*
>>715778404
I was wondering. Would also sex a trap or (even more gay) a guy or do you only fuck with girls?
>>715778678
Id fuck a trap no doubt...im not sure about a guy tbh...it gets weird.
>>715778404
I'd hug you from behind and whisper sweet things into your ear until your heart and body become as warm as the sun and my dude
No homo at all.
>>715778156
Hopefully it turns out well, what other vidya have you played by the way?
>>715778804
That sounds quite lovely tbh (no homo)
>>715778345
>>715778392
Ehhh, nothing in particular. I've found someone else I enjoy being around just as much, however. And it's making me feel... off. It's a tad hard to explain.
>>715778804
HA GAAAAAAAAAAY
>>715778979
It not gay if he said no homo and the balls dont touch
>>715778437
Congratulations.
You played yourself
>>715778767
I see.. Interesting.
>>715778979
*gasp* Makoto, you can't! It's betrayal!
Forbidden love!
And who's that other person?
>Posters: 8
Where did we die?
>>715779080
I WILL PLAY YOU WITH MY KILLA QUEEN!!!
>>715779095
Last december
>>715779080
If you wish to delve into the more psychological side, I did have a bad gay experince as a adolescent.
>>715779046
Valid point.
>>715779080
I dunno if I'd call it betrayal... the poster from here did say they didn't think it'd work out anyways, so...
Someone from an old community that I used to be part of. We didn't like each other too much back then, but I suppose I've changed in such a way that we've hit it off pretty well lately.
>>715779129
Why is she paired with him?
>>715778864
Hearthstone right now. I played starcraft, red alert, world in conflict, warcraft, counterstrike the earlier call of duties, I dunno. Lots!
Just on PC, though.
>>715778910
I'd probably ruffle your hair and hold my hand over your heart while I nuzzle the back of your neck.
No homo.
I'm not gay.
>>715778979
No, you're lying.
>>715777655(nom)(cute)
>>715778979(cute)
>>715779361
C-can we kiss a little (no homo obviously)
>>715778938
Wo?
Cirno is mine!
Should I do a Touhoumon nuzlocke?
>>715779129
>menacing intensifies
>>715779315
Would you mind telling me about this some more or are you too uncomfortable?
>>715779322
So the cutie can't decide who to sex first~
I'm kidding. Is he living more near you? Also is he confirmed gay? Else you'd just be... wasting your time I guess
Hello all.
>>715777550
This thread gets awfully gay at night
>>715779355
why the fuck not?
>>715779500
*presses on demolition thingy*
>>715779500
Basically i was promised my first sexual experience with a girl on the condition that i first allow this guy to suck my dick. I did it and felt really weird about it only to find out the girl was actually him on the phone with a voice modulator. (Keep in mind this was pre cellphone/internet times.)
>>715779361
Or am I?!
>>715779368
Am not.
>>715779500
Lewd.
>Not cute!
Heh, no. Further away... as in, yurop kinda of further.
I think they've expressed interest? I'm still trying to figure that out completely.
>>715779531
hanako
It's morning.
>>715779481
>>715779628
>explosions and blood everywhere
>>715779715
That's... what the hell... adolescent... that means you were between 15 and 18?
>>715779726
>lewd
well, you are especially lewd.
In Europe, well fuck that, that's far away.
You can just ask him what's his take on lgbt.
>>715779531
>>715779838
It's gonna get cute again~
>>715779439
Only if you hold me close through the night and let me breathe into your ear
Haha good thing we're just being ironic right?
>>715779726
You are!
>>715779979
did i just kill chara? FUCK! D':
>>715779979
14 iirc
>>715780008
Totally nothing gay about enjoying the comlany of another man (no homo)
>>715779873
Wo~
>>715779361
Ah, i'm not aware of many of those, i was asking more like RE or Crash, i suppose those are the only of them then?
>>715780133
Teste already.
>>715779979
I am not.... often....anymore.
They're fine with it. It's just kinda an awkward situation. At first, the flirting was a joke in the group chat. And now it's an awkward stage where neither of us are sure if it's actually a joke anymore...
>>715780008
WOWOWOWOWOW KAREN ROOOOOD!
>>715779838
Tomoko.
>>715779979
You know it.
>>715779979
shhh
>>715777655(pls reply)
>>715780065
Nah, you can't kill Chara. Too determined and stuff
>>715780104
That's really fucked up... and how old was that guy? 17? 20?
>>715780321
But you are!
Well then step it up a bit and ask him if he means it!
Going to sleep now. Goodnight all.
>>715780464
No he was my age
>>715780499
I can barely eat this damn soup
>>715780355
you didnt work today did you?
>>715780464
the only thing i see is weakness.
>>715780464
When was the last time i was lewd with someone?!
They're not sure! I'm not even sure!
>>715780181
I'm not sure, I can't really remember too much of those. Not many console stuff that I've played, honestly.
>>715780321
Yes I am!
>>715780104
Nothing at all, we're just helping each other out.
>>715780499
goodnight tali
cuddle with your wife and get warm
>>715780597
That's a great gif!
Eh, Chara was never strong to begin with. Just a 12 year old human girl with a knife.
She can just try again and again and again
>>715780651
I don't know, you tell me. No idea how lewd you are in private
Well... since you live at the opposite site of earth... how about you just say fuck it and tell him, that it wouldn't work out and you're sorry?
>>715780228
Wo!
>>715780555
Nope, i had the day off. How was your day?
>>715780800
..
>>715780903
ok good i was worried you were up all night and then went to work. I slept till 5 in the afternoon and didnt do a thing today but now im doing one of my favorite things.
>>715780797
She can try over and over and over and over, but nothing is going to change, since this is the definition of insanity: You do something over and over again, expecting shit to change.
With Chara and Flan, you cannot really compare, since Flan will just bust you all into shreds if she gets mad. But if Chara has a unique power of doing something again and again forever without getting some sort of colossal brain damage, she should be an interesting opponent to Flan. That said, do not screw with Flan, because she will go on a human genocide if she gets really pissed off, pic related.
>>715781124
I would gladly tough it through work without sleep if it meant staying up with you all night. Funny, i did the exact same as you.
>>715781040
Wo <3
Internet is very trash tonight it seems
>>715780744
Oh, alright, well i meant more single player stuff and whatnot.
>>715781388
well i wouldnt want you to do that its not good for you. I wonder why we both did that
>>715781528
>>715781169
You really don't have to berate me on Flandre. I know her well enough to know not to mess with her.
Althoug she had quite the fun with Marisa
>>715780797
Months, it's been months.
I dunno... somepart of me is enjoying this a tad too much.
>>715781748
Oh yes! Marisa did not need to open that door but did and got fucked. Anyway, off to bed, lmao. bye.
>>715781728
Wo!
>>715781639
I know, i'll try not to. Probably because we stayed up till 6:30 sweet talking each other.
>>715782190
>>715782316
well yeah i knew that we did that i was just joking. I was thinking which characters do you find attractive?
>>715781799
Ah, I see. I know what you mean. I enjoy being complimented as much as you do. And I also know, that while you disagre when I say you're cute, that you're enjoying it anyway
>>715782534
You're gonna have to be a bit more specific.
>>715782593
It's not even compliments. I'm just enjoying talking to them in general. Plus, teasing them is top tier fun!
Also, what do you mean I'm enjoying it?! Why would I enjoy lies of myself?!
>>715782830
like characters you find hot or something
>>715779870
Yes it is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tx3k1O87DgI
Who here can guess a Bond from a still of the song at the start?
>>715782953
Why? Because they're compliments.
I believe we're very similar in that regard
Well, Ill make which Bond Im watching a little easier. Aston DB5 vs Ferrari 355.
>>715782344
Wo
>>715783176
Ah. Hmm i guess a few that pop into mind are, C.C from Code Geass, Mairu and Kururi from Durarara, Anna from Shimoneta, Akame and Esdeth from Akame ga Kill, Re-L from Ergo proxy, Yoruichi from Bleach. What about you?
>>715783504
That's enough clues to google the answer.
>>715783794
I know. People dont care anyway.
>>715783473
That may be so, but they are still false.
More so than I'd like to admit it seems.
>>715783759
im not sure really I just wanted to kind of feel out what you like if that makes sense
>>715783855
no i just dont know anything about the series
>>715783855
I do, I'm just not cultured in Bond or cinema altogether, if I wrote the answer it would feel unfair considering how I got it.
>>715784049
Well, I guess that one is as good a place as any to start.
>>715783562
>>715784048
Oh come on, there's gotta be a few that stand out to you. Yeah i get what you mean.
>
QOTT: Do you prefer Dub or Sub?
Dub here.
>>715784503
Subs for like, 95% of everything. There's a few damn good dubs though.
>>715784503
just like Es.
>>715784503
well in a hot sense im not sure I dont really look for specific characters. also sub for most dub if i know its good
>>715783894
Shhh, just take the compliment or else I shove it down your throat. With a kiss~
>>715784131
Well then.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOi2zX_lq6Q
>>715784503
Subs are way better, not just in quality, my brain can't handle the fact that they are speaking in English but it's actually Japanese.
Well, at least in shows that have Japan as the scenario or something of the sorts.
>>715784860
Holy wew batman!
>>715785002
Its not the best Bond song though. In my opinion, anyway.
https://youtu.be/8C5NLfYdZaE
>>715784860
>>715783894
Just get a Telegram already :^)
>>715784503
I prefer Sub.
>>715785231
But then no one would notice when I harass Makoto...
>>715785192
Also I say you're cute, not because how you look, but because of your personality. You're a really sweet person
>>715784855
I see. So what's your favorite anime?
>>715785231
Not like I knew any, just thought that would be the appropriate answer.
So Garbage did the main theme for one of the movies? That's a very pleasant surprise.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KckCsw_JyJI
>>715785503
I dont know about a favorite but I really liked Trigun Cowboy bebop and I got caught up with jojos bizarre adventure a little bit ago
>>715785231
Shut up and go have a drink... oh wait. :^)
>>715785455
Ehhh, that's up for debate if you get to REALLY know me. I enjoy drama and seeing others go at it, so long as I'm not involved...
But on the flip side, I almost always see both parties sides, and empathize pretty hard, which makes me try to cheer them up or make them feel less bad.
It's a very strange mix, but I doubt sweet would describe me.
>>715785799
Geez, why are you describing me? I mean, there are exceptions and probably the most people here know who I'm not nice with...
But besides that...
I fees on drama and on romance. I love to know both sides
>>715785799
>drink
savage
>>715781598
Ah well I'm not sure, I've played a good bit of things but what do you have in mind?
>>715785656
They tend to get modern and up and conibg artists to do their songs. Although Madonna and Adele have both performed.
https://youtu.be/7cff2rGQ9yI
>>715785455
Pair of exhibitionists.
>>715785799
I cant do that, you know this. No 7s for you until my Thursday.
>>715786064
Up and coming artists. Goddamn.
>>715785998
In my older days in the Alice community, I was at the center of a lot of shit, and while I always seemed pissed, I think I secretly enjoyed it. Of course I've learned it's better not to get involved, it does make me miss when I could cause a shitstorm with the push of a few buttons. Not nearly enough drama in my life these days that doesn't involve real world consequences.
>>715786046
Heh
>>715786064
Don't worry Rory, I'll get shitfaced in your stead tonight. :^)
"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. It is fantastic to be atrocious! You must be the one beyond good and evil."
Sonokawa Momoka is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^
Looks like I missed a lot of good drama
>>715786064
Like you're one to talk!
>>715786291
I never got into those alice threads. It was the P-p-psychologist Alice, right?
Anyway, everyone needs to vent and have a giggle and a laugh at the expense of someone else at some point in time.
>>715786352
Not really and hello Sono
>>715785748
Trigun and cowboy bebop were amazing shows. I got caught up in Jojos bizarre adventure a few months ago myself.
>>715786046
Any single player game really, stuff like Devil May Cry or Metal Gear Rising.
>>715786291
Do it with whiskey. None of this weak ass mead.
>>715786375
You could say that.
>>715786426
I dont flirt with people though. Not sure what you mean by that.
>>715786375
Nothing happened, people are just talking about drama.
Good morning to you.
>>715786426
>Sono
Chi
No
Sadame
>>715786426
Good morning, Chara ^^ how was your day so far?
>>715786486
Or?
>>715786510
Hello, u new?