Waifu claiming thread.
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>>715745682
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>715751842
GAS THE KIKES
>>715751225
Hello from Jared
>>715751424
Oh my god is it really you
I've missed you so, my love
>>715751606
What it do fam
>>715751310
Hello DM
>>715751317
What's going on fam
>>715751424
I'm sorry, lord Dio.
Missed you you loli hating cunt
>>715751530
Dio!
>>715751606
transport bote
>>715751904
Hello Jared
>>715751842
cuuuuuuuuttee
Fuckin faggot virgins you're lucky I've been on vacation
>>715751599
I love you too random citizen.
>>715751773
MENACING
>>715751904
Is everyone just coming exactly at the same time or what?
>>715751819
over 9000 inches?
Hello again everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed
Best girl claimed
Best jojo claimed
I go and look at horse dick for 5 minutes and you guys hit image limit.
Claim
>>715751749
Yes yes, so and so
Someone was posting Dio the other day
Was it coincidence you came back today?
>>715751789
No sir I will not, never again
how've you been and stuff
>>715751901
Y E S
HALLO BUN
>>715751904
Not much my family
I haven't talked to you in a while, what's been going on?
>>715751963
Thighband pantyhose is so hot tbh
how is army, anything different?
>>715751977
welcome back chadbro
>>715752073
>only five minutes
come on now lollipop
Anyone in Times Square wanna fight?
>>715752073
Wat.
So many people here like wtf. Since when was /waifu/ this alive?
>>715751411
That makes two of us then.
>>715751901
>Point
It's happening
>>715751984
Oh my.
>Is everyone just coming exactly at the same time
Everyone heard of your magnificent return, and had to flock to see you.
>>715751904
>my love
>
>>715751984
Yes
>>715752073
It's always when you're looking at horse cock
>>715751963
How's the army life
>>715752114
Not much
Finished semester with 3 As and a B
Job is going well, got transferred to a different department with a better manager who's letting me work on projects with him
Torrented Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun earlier today and I've been watching that and having a couple drinks
You?
>>715750816
Oh, sorry about that then, i couldn't tell.
Well thanks.
>>715751140
Oh, that's really cool, an anon or elsewhere?
That sounds cool.
Well i didn't want to seem rude or anything.
>>715751329
I do know and i just hope things turn out good and it's nothing to worry about after all.
Err, what do you mean?
still here
>>715751140 (Shiro)
That would be pretty funny, but winning once would put their #1 draft pick in jeopardy since San Fran is a dumpster fire at 1 win right now.
>>715751187 (Scarf)
Very unusual. No doubt he's probably eating himself up inside over it though.
>>715751411 (Alice)
No reply, but I take it that he's showing online?
>>715751616
I hate week 17 games like that, rarely ends well for my team anyways. Dallas and Tampa are tied 20-20 right now.
i really cant believe people like you exist
there are real girls outside of your house
>>715751977
Oh hey, the shitposter who wishes he could be as good as Dio
>>715752024
You should've seen by the look in my eyes, baby
There was something missing
>>715752114
I've been alive
And you should post lewds, i missed the first time
>>715752114
People always post Dio, after all he IS the greatest waifu.
>>715752168
A god is one that brings life, and when Dio is here, /waifu/ is in its prime.
>>715752168
Because I haven't been here in a week
>>715752336
Nope. Offline
HAHAH DIO BRANDO I'VE GOTTEN HAMON THERAPY
>>715752371
Nigga, it became alive as you came. You saved us. Be happy. Cunt.
>>715752370
PRAISE DIO!!
>>715752283
It was only in jest, dearest
How's your weekend treated you?
Got any plans for the holidays?
>>715752344
But there are anime ones inside my house and really there's just no contest
>>715752309
What's up my man
Anything interesting in your world?
>>715752370
You haven't been here in so long that I almost thought you accepted lolis in /waifu/
>>715752123
you actually look decent for once. did you get a haircut?
>>715752114
Yo.
>>715752216
I'm not used to having so few images.
>>715752114
I swear only five. Maybe six.
>>715752145
Don't question it, just take a look. In a book. Full of horse diiiiiiick.
>>715752300
Right? I swear you guys post faster when I look at dick.
>>715752114
Karen is so hot tbh, should post lewds :^)
Army is good, they gave us a 3 weeks leave for the holidays, still getting paid.
How's the sandniggery?
>>715752216
XXXX
>>715752300
Read first reply tbh
Rumia claimed
>>715752336
It's cool forget we even talked to each other
>>715752309
Balling at the mall an working you know how it is ;)
I've never been here what is this place
>>715752610
Rumia the threads are moving so fast, I have never seen this fast, what is this fast?
This is my Cirno and I love her very much
>>715752542
No comment.
>>715752510
Perharps the reason why I haven't been receiving any offerings is because all my worshipers do not have the requirements needed to make one.
It's not that hard of a requirement, really, it's just that you need your waifu to not be a shit.
>>715752752
I'll fuck her shit up
Dio is trying to make /waifu/ great again, is he?
https://youtu.be/RLsOEC1fZWU
Dio is a shit vampire
A SHIIIIIIT
>>715752336
I do too. Especially considering it's the Lions. Maybe if Dallas losses I'll give the Lions a chance
>>715752753
Or in your case, a rapidash.
>>715752753
>a fleshy tube
I've been on vacation but I didn't forget
>>715752735
Hm, this is more the speed waifu used to be when I started, actually
>not that I mind a comfy, slow thread
>>715752336
Unfortunately, that would be the best case scenario.
halp am confused
>>715752309
An anon.
It's not rude, no worries.
>>715752510
Ok, good.
Pretty good! Just been talking to some nice people.
I'll be going to my aunt's for Christmas eve, my other aunt's for Christmas day.
>>715752735
Should've seen the threads in June. 15-20 minute threads, easy.
>>715752938
It's nothing difficult to understand, I am great and you must yield before me.
>>715752168
It is the resurgence of the era of Dio, and everyone that posted in that time
>>715752206
Hallo Azusa, are you the one I know?
>>715752300
I'd say that's pretty good, honestly.
What job was that? I can't remember honestly. It's been a while.
I got a scholarship, just finished my exams a few days ago and now I'm sitting here on phone data being a memester, studying economics and shit.
>>715752309
Heyo Nui
>>715752348
No no, never again, never again.
I think Mizore still has it saved though.
And everyone is alive, what else though
>>715752370
This is true, always true.
For some reason the last thing I can remember about you is you throwing out a pack of chips because I told you to eat them
That and you blogging your darkest dungeon run for some anon
Did you see the new dota update? And the darkest dungeon announcer?
>>715752525
Are you almost done with school now?
>>715752542
I mean it should have been longer, desu, horse cock is p. good
>>715752585
Woah what, still getting paid?
Too bad you don't get to play with lightsabers like ruby
it is good, internet is out for this weekend which means 0 games until managers comes back in about eight hours fml
I have to sit and meme around until then, otherwise nothing. Just using phone data for now.
>>715752735
Should have seen the 15 minute threads lmao
>>715752938
>lie on the ground
>enter the fetal position
>try not to panic
>panic a lot