EXCUSE ME SIR, THIS IS A ROUTINE DUBS SEARCH, SHOW ME YOUR SINGLES

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>>715748479
You better stop waving that hand in my face, Sir. Here are my singles.

White opression

>>715748666
checked

>>715748479
Here are my singles dudebroguyman

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>>715748666
Check'd

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>>715748666

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nothing to see here

>>715748479
Cops are fags check em

>>715749133
Lock him up boys

>>715748479
How about I suck your cock and we forget this ever happened, officer.

>>715748666
666 get

>>715748666
Black lives matter

i dindu nuffin pig

Here are my singles mister officer

>>715748479
No

>>715749901
oh shi-

Just don't touch the glove box Dan and we will get out of this fine

>>715748479

officer, i was just being a bitch

>>715748479
nothing in here, officer.

I'm clean ociffer

Do you smell bacon officer?

im not guilty

Niggers tounge your anus

>>715748479
Im busted

R

>>715748479
I have a permit for those.

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Is that bacon I smell? Oh! Hi there officer. Nothing but singles here.

What seems to be the officer, problem?

>>715751577
busted fuckboy

What seems to be the officer, problem?

Dindu nuffins

I think I left my singles in my other wallet, officer

I am a sovereign anon. Am I being detained? What is your reasonable suspicion?

You know who had routine stops? Nazi Germany.

Kill yourself sir.

>>715748479
No dubs here, officer.

im clean man, fuck. check it

>>715748479

sure thing officer

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I would like to see a lawyer.

No dubs here

i've never had anything but singles, officer

AM I BEING DETAINED? CAN I SEE OUR BADGE?

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>>715748479
Fuck you op

>>715748479
lol

i'm clean officer, i just came from a kiddy porn show

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Am I free to go?

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Try this on for size

Ok here you are officer

Just passing through officer, nothing to see here

Officer, you can look the other way right?

>>715748479
I dont have dubs sir only trips

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What do you think of this piggy?

They may take our singles, they may take our memes. But they will never take these dubs!

CHECK MY SINGS

Here's 5 bucks and a mentos.

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Am I being detained?

I'm not breaking any laws, officer.

No dubs, but i do have a gun in my back pocket.

>>715748479
No dubs for me, check these singles and well see about that soap

>>715755214
Also check out these dubs

officer, you are only qualified for this job if you have dubs yourself. And I don't see any dubs on you.

h-here you g-go officer chan...

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Why don't you get the fucking bucaroo out of here partner

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come and get me coppers

I dindu nuthin awfither

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Yes, I am the Zodiac Kill-

I mean, nothing but singles here officer!

I'm gay

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>>715748479

Do you accept bribes?

>>715755869
Wrong

>>715748479
RAPIST!

>>715748479
>>715748666

Did you just assume my color, officer?

Topkek officer. Anyone who gets quads should get the death penalty.

>>715748479
Bush was a war criminal

>>715748479
Officer my preferred pronoun is "xir"

>>715755869
Goddamn it, I never get dubs with this stupid sign!

oh geez i hope i dont have any open containers of dubs

>>715757582
whew that was close
have a nice night officer

...

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Fuck off pig

F

am i free to go?

>>715748479
fuck outa here OP, only singles here

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>>715748666

thank god i kesterd my dubs

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nothing to see here

>>715748666
All hail the satan trips

>>715753115
I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL AT... HIGH MOON!!!!!! Ba dum tish. I'll let myself out.

o god it da meme police officer yes

fuckin narcs

no dubs here offi-sir

no dubs here.. just trips

>>715760455
ARRESTED YOU FUCKING FGT

>>715760455
Kill'd ded

I know my rights sir. There was no warning of this search in this Sundays paper. This search is unlawful and you are a nigger, sir.

don't hurt me

Swear thats not my dubs im holding them for a friend.

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>>715748479
Oh shit, act cool, act cool

Is everything good officer?

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here please dont arrest me

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>>715748479
Officer, I would like to inform you that, under the authority of the Articles of Confederation, I am a sovereign citizen of the United States of America

>>715748479
Singles

>>715748479
Yes sir!

>>715762943
Nice get

>>715762016
The welcome to Soviet Russia motherfucker

ok sir

i don't consent to searches

>>715763066
Busted

Niggers

gg

>>715763066
Get this filthy fuck outta here officer

no dubs here officer

Only singles here Officer

Rights for faggots

>>715748479
dont check 'em

Only singles here Officer.

I'm a sovereign citizen you fucking pig, STOP RAPING ME!!

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Suck my BBC you white piece of shit

dubs? what are dubs? I've never heard of them

fuck you

I'm clean, officer.

>>715764188
shit! I swear they're not mine! I'm just holding them for a friend

>>715764188
You lying son of a bitch. I hope they turn your anus to marinara sauce in the slammer.

>>715764301
Please no! I have a wife and kids

ill see you in hell

Fuck you pig

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pls no officer

get fucked officer, you can't arrest these singles

>>715748479

N-no dubs sir! I swear!

My wife and child are waiting for me, sir.

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nah

>>715764452
I hope they find a nice, hardworking, black, singles-getting, black man to take care of them while you rot in jail.

>>715748479
Just passing through sir. I mean no harm.

I'll turn over my dubs

I've never seen those dubs in my life !

>>715748479
Come back with a warrant, flatfoot.

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>>715748479

>>715748479
Sure thing officer, just let me clear my pockets. Phone, keys, wallet, license to carry consecutive digits. That's it officer, am I free to go?

Officer I would never!

>>715748666
Kek

>>715765300
OH GOD OFFICER NO NO NO i DIDN'T MEAN IT

>>715748479
Here you go sir... hold on...

>>715748479
here you go officer

>>715765300
I'd shoot you right here but it would be a waste of a bullet you degenerate

>>715765322
Think that's funny! Gonna be a hoot when you get fucked in the ass you little turd

>>715765300
FREEZE CRIMINAL SCUM.

>>715765322
Fuck. I have a license I swear! I left it in my other pants!

Lemme pick up that soap

Squeaky clean

fuck 12

Even if I had doubles, what makes you think I would be stupid enough to keep them on me?

>>715765493
>>715765417
I LEFT MY HANDS IN MY OTHER POCKET

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B-but officers, these are YOUR dubs

>>715765469
See >>715765493

The police are just tools of the Jew

>>715748479
I swear to God, I was holdin' it for my homie.

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Oh man.... My dubs are undeniable...

>>715748666
>>715765322
>>715765300
Have fun in the showers

Only niggers get dubs.

Check these properly licensed dubs. Just got them yesterday and I've had the license and permits for a few months after being trained by a state certified digits teacher.

>>715748479
ayyyyyyyyyyy