>no drinking thread the fuck, /b/? What are y'all drinking

Your ded moms embalming fluid, nigger.

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>>715727487
ayy that's my shit OP, good choice

>>715727561
Well shit... didn't know she was dead. Should have responded to that post after all.

I would also advise against drinking embalming fluid, anon.

>>715727702
Fuck yeah, my go-to beer usually... pretty inexpensive, and not half bad. When I have money to spare though, I go with Guinness.

>>715727487
>Rolling Rock
It's like sex in a canoe....fuckin' near water.

>>715728561
kek

Yeah... but as an American, I am used to waterbeer.

Sorrow and franzia. Relatives in both my life and my gfs life keep dying and i have less energy every day. Fuck this world

>>715730400
Damn, sorry to hear anon.

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>>715730400
ay homie, it'll pass

>>715731081
no pun intended

kek

>>715727487
shitty kirkland vodka

cus I don't wanna spend my own $ lel

>>715731155
Not cool, anon (keks internally)

>>715731544
Hey, it's something... but just from that name I can tell that it's shit, and I've never even heard of it before.

>>715731778
Kirkland is Costco off brand. It's actually not that bad.

>>715731703
I've never been all that much of a fan of Jack's tbh fam. Not bad though, I do like the sour quality of their NO.7 (am I remembering correctly? The standard Jack's)

>>715731778
nah but fr dude you'll be fine, shit falls off the rails sometimes you just gotta take some time and get it back on

>>715731980
To be honest I drink pretty much anything but drinking this along with an ice cold monster it tastes pretty fucking delicious.

>>715731884
The name makes it sound horrible. Can't judge a book by it's cover though, I guess.

Once grabbed a 1.5 L bottle of some off-brand for $9.99 (usually the price for a 750 of bottom-shelf stuff around here). First shot almost made me vomit, but after taking a few more it went down smoothly. Too smoothly. Drank far too much of it, and spent the next 2 days puking up anything I drank or ate, and shitting out small amounts of clear fluid.

>>715731980
I've only drank the original probably one time. And To be honest I drink pretty much anything but drinking this along with an ice cold monster it tastes pretty fucking delicious.

>>715732103
For clarification, I'm OP and not wine anon.

>>715732479
Now that's something I gotta try

>>715732706
oh gotchu fam

some cheap red wine

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Currently not drinking this but aunt Sally's from lagunitas are fucking delicious.

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one left then its back to keystone

>>715732846
I prefer white wine myself, but am also not a huge fan of wine. Give me a bottle of red though, and I'll still down it.

>>715733122
Looks interesting

>>715733384
Dammit anon, I want a stout so bad now.

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>>715727487
Love this stuff.
>>715727561
So you're drinking soju?

>>715733627
That looks really nice

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A true alcoholic

Stoli and Budweiser

Life is a shit /b/ I can't wait until my liver fails.

>>715734456
Hell, I'd drink it with you anon... want something harder than beer now.

>>715734553
Don't worry anon, we'll all get there one day

>>715734584
I've heard very mixed reviews about this one

>>715734608
Damn, that must be pretty good.

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Норский Кalinka bullshit. When will we learn-

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>>715735319
I import it by the case.


Best shit ever

>>715735319
How many beers you got left, and how many down are you?

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>>715727487
this thread failed rather quickly the other night...

no name. it's a Natural product, 25oz (24oz WITH ONE OZ FREELOL) and 8%. ur a fag if you speak its name but it does its job and doesn't taste like liquid garbage

>>715735684
I'm ashamed to admit that I have yet to try it (or if I did, I don't remember for obvious reasons). Will put it higher on my list now, though

>>715735906
4.5 down, 13.5 to go. 5'11" and 130 lbs soaking wet, though... so it doesn't take much

>>715736019
I'm intrigued, anon

Seagram's 7

>>715736019
.... forgot to mention, the fuck? Drink thread died quickly?? That's rather unusual.

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>>715736445
Good then you're on your way lol, just got off work about two hours ago. Had a 24 oz andygator as my shift drink, then went straight to heaven hill and a few shitty yeunglings when i got home. Plan on making a couple regrets on facebook, passing out, and repeating tomorrow.

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baileys and jameson

>>715727487

grapefruit sculpin

>>715736809
Nice... but I've always thought Yeungling's was pretty decent?

>>715736445
by what?
>>715736739
and yea or at least i thought so. it was actually the first one during this part of the day i had seen in a WHILE. to be fair it didn't gain that much traction

>>715736809
fuck facebook /b/reh, skip that shit

>>715737162
i never figured out why yeungling blew up suddenly a couple years ago?

New Belgium 1554 (Black Lager)
Part of a Costco New Belgium holidays 24-pack

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It's got my mind flippin'.

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Trying this out tonight. It is pretty damn good. It tastes like a root beer float.

>>715737283
By that beer, anon.

And yeah, I guees that makes sense.

>>715737535
Agreed, fuck facebook.... it may have it's uses, but I refuse to be a part of it. Actually did make an account some years back... when I went to delete it eventually, facebook said "oh, we'll just keep it around in case you decide to return".... fuck that shit, why can't I delete the info that I put up?

>>715738138
Aw shit, it's the evil juice

>>715738220
I always love those things... trying to remember what the brand was that I had last time.

>>715738479
Best Damn is with Anheuser-Busch.

>>715738220
Mission brewery root beer is the best, second best is made by Abita.

(Root beer but here...)

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>>715738138
My nigga have you tried the apple and peach e&j. Shits cash.

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>>715727487
IPA all day

>>715738831
Haven't had peach but damn that sounds good. I've tried apple and it was good but so far original is my favorite still.

>>715727487 (OP)
LaaaaaandShaaaaaark

>>715736445
random as hell but how's it go through you? i'm 5'6", 140lb and drink way too fast. i have to hit the head every 15 minutes, it even feels abnormal

how bout you?

Dammit.

OP here, guys.... I have no crackers. I have cheese, I do not have crackers. WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?!

>>715733122
Fuckin faggot

>>715739991
pretzels? anything light and crunchy!

>>715739922
I drink heavily, but stop "feeling it" quite often, leading me to drink more heavily. I blame my Irish and German blood for this.

>>715739991
Greasy food and bread if you want to soak up alcohol or go get some activated charcoal.

Fuzzy baby ducks ipa

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>>715740172
ROFL

>>715733122
>Papyrus font in advert

>>715740190
I do have popcorn... but I can't put cheese on that.

Fuck, I'll have to think of something... the drunken munchies are starting to hit me

>>715740257
Pussy. Girls drink, you bitch ass faggot fuck. Go smoke a guys pink cigar.

Smokin weed and drinkin Heineken life is the way it's supposed to be

>>715727487
OP is on cock again...

>>715740446
>drinking to be manly
What a flammer this faggot is

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>>715740255
>not OP
>nonetheless
>tip appreciated
:)

>>715740446
>>715740620
it's cool. fuckit, lets not start one of these

>my captcha was sushi

>>715727487
>canned beer
nope.jpgbmpgifwebmmp4

I drink 4 litres of vodka per day and I don't care what type. I drink it straight. Usually smirnoff, costs me £80 a day.

>>715740870
>let's not start one of these
Maybe he was right, you sort of sound like a bitch

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>>715740620
>not drinking to forget

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>>715737162
>>715737535
Because of a huge marketing budget, the beer itself is just like any other domestic though. Not that I'm complaining about cheap swill, but it is what it is.

>>715740255
Am OP here, and this is solid advice from my personal experience. Greasy foods help me get over hangovers quick.

Still just looking for something to cure my drunken munchies... was craving some cheese, but may have to settle for popcorn

>>715741112
No you don't

>>715741213
Well now I just feel like an idiot for slightly preferring it over some others.

>>715741217
Don't settle bro, you're better than that

>>715741442
It definitely tastes better and is smoother than other cheap beer I've tried.

>>715738220
>>715738782
Not your father's has the best rootbeer soda flavor, best damn has the highest alcohol content, mission tastes most like real old fashioned alcoholic rootbeer.

>>715741232
Yeah, and I've drunk that much for the last 10 years. I spread it out through the day so I have a constant buzz. I can act sober well. I put it in evian bottles, no one knows

It was my birthday today and I drank 4 tall cans.

>>715741217
I make maple bars when drunk.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flPZ4wU2C6Q

>>715741213
domestic or import, mass produced lagers all taste like piss.

>>715741462
You're right... I'll now go forth to make something that's delicicous to me right now, but at any other point in time when I'mvnot intoxicated would cause me to gag. Thank you anon, you have inspired the true drunken spirit within me

>>715741715
This is what i thought... but from what I recall now, the price tag may be slightly too high

>>715741213
that was my first thought... "ADVERT: americas oldest brewery", etc. fuckall cared before 2012, then every doucheball coolguy was asking for one. i'm not the bar-type but that shit blew the fuck up. it tasted like anything else to me

>>715741841
Why are you talking about this ho's father?

>>715741841
Best damn has the lowest ABV @ 5.5

>>715742105
they - can - SMELL - it

>quiet giggling

>>715742453
Diluted pisswater. If that's all u can handle you should be ashamed, faggot

rolling on a mix of blue moon and Budlight premium piss water
and straight vodka between drinks. my usual every night

5.5
Dude, you get drunker sucking my glans. Jeez.

>>715742700
I have better alcohols; I just wanted a cheap drink tonight for my day off. Beer leaves me less hung over for whatever reason, when I have to get up at 5:00pm tomorrow.

>Gave my Christmas tree a beer
>it didn't get drunk
>it didn't even really enjoy it
Looks like I will be drinking alone tonight, yet again

>>715742308
>"price tag", slightly too high
>suddenly popular domestic beer
>America

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Fight me

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I don't drink on Sundays, but I would be drinking this if I were.

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>>715743046
>5pm

I've drank 3 litres of vodka tonight

>>715743359
Yiddish?

>>715735995
Benis :^D

>>715743367
I work nights, 6:00 pm to 8:30 am.

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>>715742128
btw, happy bday fag

>>715743573
No, I just come from a long line of Missouri good ole boys.

I drank 4x70cl bottles straight, about to start the fifth
3 litr

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I wish I had something stronger than beer.

>tfw had 7 bottles already
>dont even feel cheerful
>but if I have more beer I just feel like shit, feel dizzy and not in a good way

I drink 5 70cl bottles of vodka and I start work in 5 hours

>>715742815
They're about a pint. I was merely just contributing to the thread. Nothing more than a buzz here bud.

>>715743690
Ty

Stop flaming beer drinkers, vodka drinker
Do you really drink 5 bottles a day? Wow.

Thats some serious vodka

Straight vodka or gin is rough

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What the fuck do you guys do after you're drunk and stuck at home? i'm getting real bored here, music and talking shit to people online is great, but what else is there?

>>715742308
Fuck... too lazy to make anything... just grabbed another beer

>>715745091
If you focus less on goals it helps.

I mainly watch movies that I would never watch unless drunk, watch chinese cartoons, and shitpost

>>715745091
Video games and movies.

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Drinking some Samuel Smith

>>715746815
hnnng chocolate stout

Why do you do this to me anon?

>>715746815
I used to love this all the time, lately its been sickening sweet tasting.

>>715746815
>sweet beer.
There is a special place in hell for your kind.