Hey anons, my wife left me. I'm all alone, only family

come on /b/ you are the only thing I got left

dont kill yourself

Drug yourself and some fucked up shit.

any ideas? come on

>>715727743

make my wife come back

>>715727751

like what?

stream it anon

Sell the stuff around your house until you have 120$ and go buy a piece of shit pistol from a pawn shop.

Seriously do you fat kids live in places where firearms are hard to come by???

>>715728044

can't do that, live in Mexico can't get guns that easy. Also I have 120 bucks dude

>>715728029

I promise I will, even getting inspiration from those two Russian kids.

Just need the method

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>>715727471
Bleach

>>715727471

whyd ur wife leave u....and what stupid shit did u do younger

>>715728308

confirmed by mexifag here
not that eas

>>715728722

cheated
stole money from them

You got nothing to go for then sell your Shit, go to Mexico buy hookers and drugs win win.

>>715728569

drink it? Will it take a while? I want the fastest wat possible

Do you really want to die anon?

Staples in your eyes, drink dishsoap tape mouth and nose closed so you choke on your own vomit

>>715728929

I am in Mexico anon, been doing that for the last 3 weeks. I'm tired and just want to die already.

My wife won't even pick up the phone

>>715728898

ok so you cheated.

why did you cheat?
just drunk, an offer too good to refuse? or were u searching for something missing in your marriage.

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See attached.

Change life outlook.

Profit.

>>715728953

yes, if I can't talk to her or fix this shit I wanna go and I wanna go today

>>715729206

also how old r u? u have kids? whats ur salary?

Got any good wife pics?

My wife left me in August. I wanted to an hero, but never did. I'm doing okay now. You can make it, bro.

>>715729206

I only texted this girl from work, didn't fuck her or anything

>>715728991
May or may not be a serial killer

>>715729418
Kek

>>715729285

29, no kids, make around 90K a year

>>715729399

she s divorcing you over a text message?

she was unhappy, the text was an excuse. the marriage was over, she wanted it over, and used an escape route.

50% of marriages fail man. most of the time women initiate divorce. happened to a lot of people who didnt kill themselves

>>715729487
You haven't lived yet. You can't be properly suicidal until about 38.

>>715729318

She left in September, I still want to an hero.

Sorry about the pics, don't want to share my wife of her here: Love her too much to do so

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>>715727471
bump for based OP

>>715729617

over several text messages, second time it had happened.
She was unhappy from the first time cause she caught nudes on the messages.

Second time around (no nudes this time) was enough. She left.

>>715729656
Edit a picture so her face is blocked. Just show us her tits. I posted my wife's tits, and the ego boost was nice. All the kissless virgins on /b/ who will never touch a boob will idolize you.

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>>715727471
.7billion people don't give a shit abuot me
>my wife and my family don't give a shit about me.

So why u give a shit. u don't need someone else to give a shit abuot u. fuck all those people. don't even fuck em just forget em. u don't need em to be u. be u and go off and do ur thing. be independant.

u dependent on some old bitch and some bullshit people? why them. why not the dali lama. why not some guy who's opinion isn't bullshit.

JUST DO IT.

Op,You should use a helium escape bag if you have to and stream it for science, i wish i could help you, but no one can help depression but your self.

also funny story, I've been in hiding for a week or so in my beach house. No phone, no e-mail, no shit. No one knows shit about me. And somehow an idiot from work sent out a statement to the press saying I was dead.

That statement ended up here on /mu/.

Funny apparently I died like three days ago and now I'm gonna die for real...weird af

>>715730065

I just care about her. Everyone else can fuck off. I want her back, I have never loved anyone until her.

I know it's a fucking cliché but she actually made me a better man

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>>715729232
awww. he's like a high school baby with a crush.

or a drug addict who can't belive that they can go another hour without another hit. Actually if u just wait another week u will be able to. IT@LL PASS>

>>715730101

maybe just carbon monoxide, that's an easy one

>>715730533

yes dude it is my FUCKING WIFE of course I have a crush on her. Also it's been three months and nothing's changed, Still suicidal, still depressed, still want her back

do it anon

>>715730163

wait I saw that, are you that artist or something dude from Mexico? They said you died from hanging in that thread

>>715730572
Thats true

>>715731070

screencap?

>>715731070

yes I am anon. Hello.

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>>715727471
Do this. People will talk about it for years to come, you'll be remembered.

>>715730775
I don't feel sorry for fucks like you. I was the biggest whore you'd ever seen. Pretty much the straight version of mr slave. I was pretty lucky and dodged stds like neo dodged bullets in the matrix. But I digress, I stopped all that shit when I got married. Yeah I miss fucking random women and all that shit but I don't fucking act on it.
You're weak and that's why your on here looking for attention. You want someone to talk you off the cliff. Nope, fuck you. Either go over or be a man and face your problems. Move on. Meet someone else. You know how many single moms your age are out there? Do what any red blooded American man would do. Take those fucking feelings and bury them down and go fuck someone else.

you are lucky she left you- go to a strip joint , whorehouse, whatever, or jerk off unmolested by her stupid ass. start anew. let her off herself.

slit your wrists and go into a bathtub.. You will slowly bleed out and the pressure of the water will make you not feel it.

>>715727471
OP dont be a bitch, deliver pussy

>>715729220
i second this option, by the way check my dubs, do it.

>>715731836

we have a winner. How do I live stream?

If youre gonna off yourself gimme 300 bucks i got bills

>>715732206

Gonna do it with a novelty knife. At least die trying to be funny.

>>715732352
Im with anon. Take out loans and send it to me

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>>715732527

>>715731587

I know I fucked up real bad. I want to fucking pay with my life.

>>715727743
REEEEEEEEE FUCKING FAGGOT WHITE KNIGHT PUSSY YOU DESERVE TO GET RAPED BY 22 SANDNIGGERS GTFO MY BOARD BITCH CYKA NAHHUJ IDIOT

>>715728308
get a gram of heroin man, this shit helps a lot

>>715732608
looks good, proud of you

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>>715732608

Should I be drunk for this? I got this

>>715728953
yes he does
faggot

>>715732754
What the actual fuck?

>>715732623

>dying for a womyn

kek, on your grave it shall be written
"OP lies here, he died by pussy"

>>715729220
whiteknight faggot
picrelated is good tho

>>715727471
happiness comes from within dumb dumb, not from people around you.

Idk about you but I can flex my heart and neck muscles and pass out in a few seconds, do this multiple times, a kid I knew in gradeschool died after two quick consecutive gos and had a vessel in his head exploded, blood everywhere, died p quick but I think there was a lot of pain. Other than that stabbing

>>715727471
don't do it

Just do it the easy way by hanging yourself.

>>715729642
fuck off retard, op has a right to be suicidal

>>715732755
gonna slash your wrists? here's some advice, take a few aspirin, it thins the blood and helps it flow also make sure you drink plenty of water before hand, it helps raise the volume of your blood and allows it to flow faster and lastly start at your wrist and cut towards your elbow.

>>715729656
tits or gtfo

>>715730775
I know the feeling. (I'm the fag whose wife left in August.)

Few will understand, man. It's a powerful realization. I say make sure she knows you feel this way, and there will be hope she'll change her mind eventually.

But if you kill yourself, all hope is lost.

>>715732755
if you dont want to feel pain

>>715730419
i suggest you kidnap her and rape
fucking pussy op cuck faggot

>>715727471
My wife left 3 years ago and I've missed her every single day.

What a waste of human life..


Handle your business

>>715733005
It was just an attempt at humor for OP.

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>>715732755

Think I rather die with tequila instead. Also timestamp for non believers

>>715732971
thats hardcore way to an hero. op should listen advice

>>715733123
srsly death by cop is top tier if you live stream that I'll worship you and start a fucking movement

In breaking news this Monday morning, 4chan strikes again with the death of John p. Anonymous who posted last night of his suicidal desires.

Infamously, 4chan responded with "do it faggot", and "inb4 bait".

The victim, Mr anonymous was found by his wife who is reported to have said "I left to get a pack of cigarettes 3 months ago, this is what I have to deal with when I get back from a quick shopping trip?"

Counselors were on hand at 4chan, but we're quickly inundated with fecal pornography and pleads to "help me claim my waifu".

More on this tragic story at 4:20.

>>715733067

wish I could tell her, but she blocked my calls, only got one phone with me and no stores for 30miles

>>715733023
>good advice

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livestream it OP or just be a norm faggot and die alone. at minimum let us see.

>>715733204

You can't die from tequila.

>>715733204

fuck you OP you have at least 500 dollars worth of alcohol in your hands.

>>715732735
>heroin helps a lot
>helps a lot

no

btw, I did some stupid shit when I was younger and don't talk to fam, what did you do?

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>>715730775
so society tells u that wife=permanent. it's still attachement. isn't it? do u get that budists say tht attachemnt==suffering. isn't it? is it possible for u'r mind let go of the attachment? might ur mind be able to work on letting go of the attachment over the next few days, weeks, etc... might there be a week when u're over her. how many people have done that before. is it some? is it many? is it millions? how did the Dali Lama get past 1.2 million buddists being killed by Mao. cos he was just 1 guy. can you grive and move on. are you just going though kublers stages of grief like any other human would do in this situation. can you do your life a favor and get though it faster to the destination:acceptance? good people who are in the know would say "go for it"! pushyoureself a little bit. keep pushing.

Can you be yourself? Keep on trucking. FUCKING DO IT!

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>>715733204
OP yo please just be patient. It's so much better to be alive and hurting than to be nothing at all. No pain no gain! Humans are fucking resilient and you're pretty much guaranteed to get past this. You're worth more than you give yourself credit for. Maybe reach out to a therapist for some general advice~ Just don't be so hasty
Wanna chat? I'm up, and often bored and lonely. What sort of interests do you have?

>>715733483

Stalk her.

don't blow your brains out, just get through it, it will get better.

>>715733622
My expelled fraternity begs to differ, RIP Ashley.

>>715727471
killyourself pussy
31 lvl virgin here

>>715733622

idiot he is getting drunk to slit his wirsts

>>715733641

stole around 200K from house safe

>>715733483
you know most phones will still receive the voicemail or text messages even if you block someone..?

I blocked all these debt collectors. The call doesn't show up on my phone but randomly I have a voicemail and it's them (I have metro)

My gf blocked her ex, but she still gets texts from him begging her to unblock him (she has tmobile)

>>715733622
don't be retarded

>>715733927

I think it doesn't work with mexican providers, once you're blocked you're blocked for good

Fuck all these bitches, OP reply to me if you want to pay for my one way ticket to you wherever you are in the world and lets have fun, you want to die can always an hero after anyway no loss.

Btw 100% serious.

>>715733920
sounds like you come from an interesting lot, what you did with it?

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>>715727471
for you, OP

>>715734084

you really want to come to fucking Mexico...that's weird

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tbh i hate my life too.
OP inspired me to kil myself also.
goodbye faggotchan

>>715734225
k bye

>>715734150

Anywhere I don't care at this point, it will be an experience and we can have a laugh. Who fucking cares where.

>>715734135

nothing really worth it, paid Parquet Courts and Mikky Blanco to perform a show together, partied. Not much to be honest

>>715734082
when you send a text, does it send it back to you saying it can't be delivered? If not, then it went through.

When you call do you get an opportunity to leave voicemail, or does it say you're blocked and hang up on you? If you're able to leave a vm, it went through and she got it


Just something to consider

>>715734150
I've been learning spanish for awhile now, and wanting to, hell I'll come visit OP

>>715727471
Just go punch a cop or nigger.

>>715734331
did u enjoy it?

>>715727471
Become a drug dealer

>>715729220
Fucking stupid. If depressed people could just go out and DO stuff they wouldn't be depressed.

However, OP seems to be just in a temporary state. So, the attached might work.

But that doesn't work for legit depressed people, whether it makes sense or not.

>>715734319
You must been raped as a child or felt down the stairs and suffer from hit. Lmao ya'll weirdos.

>>715727471
You dont want to die. You just want to stop living your life. So live s new one. Pack some shit and go. Thats what i did.

Do odd jobs. Beg. Travel. Buy a tent. Climb shit. Break into cool places. Fuck with some fangerous people. You want to die anyway.

I own a cafe now. Some guy I helped out in France left it to me when he died. Started in Ireland.

Just fucking go.

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>>715727471
I'm in san diego OP you should come by tomorrow or something. I'd come to mexico but I don't have my passport with me

Inb4 you decide to kill yourself and dick please all of these faggots. You make 90K a year?? How long you been making that money for? Nigga donate that shit to people who need it, that way if you kill yourself at least you did something good with your life. Before you tell me that you want all the money to go to your wife, stop and think about that moronic thought for a second. This bitch left you because of some fucking texts from some young cunt. That is so incredibly minor. If she left you without even attempting to fix things then she doesn't deserve you mate. Everyone fucks up. It's a part of being human. If you don't do any of that. Then I suggest you use some of your money, hop on a plane to a third world country. Start helping those niggaz out and hopefully you realize very quickly that your fucking wife leaving you problems are so incredibly small in comparison to some peoples suffering that you will laugh the instant it clicks in and realize how much of a dumb spoiled fuck you are. So before you go and an hero because a bitch left you and your heart pains. Take a look around because everyone feels you faggot. Everyone hurts. I'm a billion percent sure you just need a good kick in the fucking nuts to get you out of your state of shit depression. Fuck your wife, fuck your family. If you don't like how shit is now, gtfo and start something new.

>>715734607
This, but i still say become a drug dealer

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Good to go I think? Am I missing anything before starting /b/?

Alcohol for drunkness
Aspirine to help blood get out faster
Knife
Suicide note pad ready