Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>715695001
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46Kv4rBJi68
Claimed...?
Shiro claimed.
>>715710409
A bit later in the evening Syndra <3
>>715710488 (Clop) (Clop)
>roll
>>715710022
I didn't vote because I still wasn't a citizen at the time.
>>715709882
Must be nice having a government that is forward thinking.
>>715709882 (Rory)
well DARE starts when we are like 8, where a police officer tells you scary stories about the people that take the scary drugs like PCP and Meth that try to kill the cops. Then after elementary we have health class teacher that only know the basics of the effects of some drugs.All it is, is just scaring the kids, not teaching them.
And this is the reason why people think that LSD melts your brain the first time you take it.
>>715710022 (Shiro)
Yeah, American laws are weird when it comes to sex and 'minors'. If I remember correctly, if you are above 18 then you cannot have sex with someone under 18, but if you are under 18 you can have sex with someone down to the minimum age in your area.
Politics are shit
カラミチーマス
Secret Santa stuff rn
Claim
>>715711013
No u
>>715710642 (Shekel) (Shekel)
>roll
>>715710874
That's still rubbish. Imagine being 17 with a 16 year old gf, and suddenly it's your birthday and police is rushing your home.
>>715711520
>roll
tbh fam
>>715711013
You're not wrong...
>>715711520
Yeah, but like I said American laws are weird. So I might be wrong, or there may be some loophole.
>>715712377
Just my two-cents here but, I think that laws from anywhere else besides the place you live in are weird to you.
claim
>>715710874
Over here, it varies between states, but most of them hold 16 years, 9 months as the age of consent. And my education came from teachers who had actively tried drugs in their youth and stories from the street about how bad it can get. Most of my year group, hell most of my school didn't go stronger than weed as a result. It helps to have people who have been there.
>>715711013
I agree.
>>715710720
It was. Now we're back to conservatives. The systems are still there and they were initiated by the conservatives, and I live in an area where weed is deceiminalised for personal use. I still cant use it, too much overlap with my own drugs I need to take.
>>715710126
Ari Ari Arisu!
Claim and time to sleep. Good Night~
>>715713003
goodnight stella
>>715712625
What other drugs are you using?
>>715713173
At the moment, Humira 40 mg, Methotrexate 10 mg (both weekly), Clindamycin 300 mg (4 x daily). Any weed usage would mean I have to pay through the nose for the Humira.
Cirno claimed
>>715712561
well I live in America. If laws here made much sense, then I wouldn't find it so weird.
I'm sure Germany's sex laws make more sense given that this doesn't make sense to Shiro.
>>715712625
Here, if you admit to using drugs in the past, you can pretty much lose your job, unless you have some miraculous 'i got out of addiction' story.
>>715713063
hi Yuuki, how's your break going?
>>715713793
*hugs*
>>715713655
Sup, Rorymetal
>>715714116
Oh my
>>715713907
Well, I also think it boils down to personal opinion and what you think laws should be like.
Also, different places are in different situations which often calls for different laws, just something to consider. :)
>>715713907
They have to go through background checks but my teachers got out early. Not addiction, just caught up in the culture.
>>715714122
Sup Coldick :^)
http://www.strawpoll.me/11906551
>>715713655
Damn, that's a lot of meds you've got going on!
How's your health holding up?
my teacher let me touch his peepee in 3rd grade
>>715714309
Im not nauseous or shitting blood. Pain is mostly from my jaw.
Ill tally votes in 20 mins.
>>715714431
green txt the story, please
>>715714607
Yikes. You have to rinse your mouth with water for 15 mins to make the enamel of your teeth soft. Then rinse out your mouth salt water, the salt water drains the fresh water out of the bacteria and kills it instantly, shrinking the abscess
-from sonokawa
Dubs names her.
~Shiro
>>715714842
Hopes and Dreams
>>715714842
Stiff Meat
>>715714607
Oh god, I hate mouth pains...
Is it the pain coming from your gums/teeth, or it it coming from the jaw joint?
>>715714842
ShitNugget1337
>>715714711
>my teacher let me touch his peepee in 3rd grade
https://youtu.be/fnehGxflpj0
>>715714842
Asuka.
>>715714842
Name it Shiro
>>715714990
HQ almost lewd
+
>>715713907
Alright so far, I have to work for a few more days then I'm free. You?
Back from Metal Slug
>>715714842
Nigger
>>715714214
*cuddles you in my arms*
>>715714977
Hopes and Dreams it is.
Reply with singles and I'll do fist weapons only.
>>715714774
Done that.
>>715714990
Jaw joint. Its a dental abcess, its what the antibiotics are for. If I feel cold flushes or a fever, its straight to hospital.
>>715714842
HgyHgyHobo
>>715715058
.//////.
Why did you touch it?
>>715711583
>roll
>>715712377
You also have these thingies were 13 random hillbillies with no legal training decide on a case based on which attorney tells the better sob story.
>>715713907
>>715712561
At least we have actual laws that everyone can look up and know what's legal or not, and you don't need to take into account the millions of cases from the 18- and 19-hundreds who can't even look up.
>>715715261
>Metal Slug
3?
>>715715379
Do it 3 times a day.
>>715715421
>raul
>>715715373
Check these.
>>715715373
Why would you do that? Only fist weapons?
>>715715448
Nope, Metal Slug 2. Someone gifted me it
>>715715373
Had to be HopesNDreams, Hopes and Dreams wouldn't work.
>>715715517
Aw hell yeah.
>>715715586
Because I need a challenge.
>>715714842
Jeff
>>715715509
If I get time at work, sure.
10 minutes remain.
>>715715586
Nice. Someone gifted Metal Slug 3 to me and I love it. Best gift in 5 years.
>>715715631
well then, I replied with only singles, time to do fist weapons only.
>>715715373
Oh nevermind that >>715715672 then. I did not scroll far enough to see this.
>>715715278
??
>>715715379
Jesus Christ lad! That sounds dreadful!
Is there any chance you'll be able to get rid of it?
>>715715681
If you don't do it the dentist is going to slice open your jaw and leave nasty scar on your side of your face.
>>715715386
i succed him actually
his peepee tasted good
>>715715421
actually they aren't random. you have no idea about the justice system in the us
for example: people who wear glasses gets convicted less because the jurys like "pfft this guy couldn't've done since he's a weak little nerd"
How in the fuck do I find a waifu? Do I have to watch anime?
QOTT How old are you?
>29
>>715716048
You disgust me.
>>715716029
Because I'm a bloody moron who doesn't know all the inner workings of 4chan :^)
>>715716048
no she can be from games or cartoons as well
as long as it´s 2D
>>715716027
did he cum fast?
If there's dubs in one of the next 5 replies, I'll do the Asylum Demon fist only.
>>715715879
Hopefully the antibiotics kill it in the next 5 days. Then Ill need to pull teeth in 2 months. Wisdoms are moving out and replacing some fucked teeth that they are crushing.
>>715715935
Well, teeth are shattered up there, so they can probably go for that instead. Id love a scar running down my jaw tbh. Nice and rugged. Though for something to actually properly scar my skin would be cool too. After numerous cuts and burns across the fingers and hands Im yet to get a single scar.
>>715716137
26. And I call bullshit.
>>715716048
Once you find your waifu you will know... But yes, actually partaking in content will help you find one. Thats like, asking if you need to eat cake to figure out what part of the cake is your favourite
>>715716048
A waifu chooses the victim. You can't just pick one.
>>715716246
cummies in my nuggies
>>715716333
That's going to take like 20 minutes. Thanks anon.
>>715716048
35
>>715716399
stream it
>>715716204
yes and he told me it was special fluid that makes you have superpowers so i swallowed
>>715714214
please respond
>>715716137
>22
>>715716137
18
>>715716267
As much as I hate pulling teeth, that sounds necessary in order to avoid further infection. Even still... I feel awful that this happened to you. How much is your insurance going to cover you for this?
>>715716469
did you gag?
>>715715337
Huh?!
What are you doing baka?!?
>>715716267
>>715716447
>>715716616
>>715716638
stop lying
>>715715510
>roll
>>715716027
My apologize, it seems I was wrong and your legislative system truly is a bearing pillar of your democracy.
>>715716048
Find true love in the 2D, that's all there is to it.
>>715716137
22, old man.
>>715716246
Check these. Again.
>>715716616
When's your birthday?
>>715716137
27
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uhy_e5wIX44
>never liked vaporwave but this is good
>>715716399
I'm not sure what it means but have fun.
>>715716137
22
>>715716654
no. but cummies taste good o:
>>715716798
>dreckiger roland
>>715716137
22
>>715716740
Loving you. *squeezes you tightly into my arms*
>>715716845
12, succ my dic bitc
>>715716898
did he fuck your mouth too?
>>715715255
I'm on a work break for a while until new years.
I have a couple more days of school then I am out.
I'm doing fine, just have a bit of a cold.
>>715715421
Are you referring to juries?
Hillbillies are slowly being replaced by liberal college students.
I guess it was a decent idea during its creation, though.
>>715716724
thanks fellow 1337 haxxer
I salute you, leader of anonymous :^)
>>715716773
Ahhh shit you found me out! I'm actually 93 years old!
>>715716937
Nobody loves me though?
Who is this?
>>715716638
Excess is $500. But I have to wait 2 months.
>>715717124
Oh please even 12-year-olds know how to write "Suck my dick, bitch".
>>715716461
Let me get acquainted to the controls first. Been a year-ish since I've played the game.
>>715717196
just someone who loves you.
More than you could imagine.
>>715717161
Ooh, colds are no fun. I finished school on Friday, so I'll be working until Christmas Eve.
>>715717250
Well, at least you won't be losing your house along with your teeth.
>>715717274
Nah boi ill fucc u up boi mrk my words bitch
And getting the rival name... Ill do it myself, I have to leave in 5 mins. Ill do pokemon when I get home.
Should I go to bed now or in 40 ish minutes at midnight?
>>715717344
l-lewd
>>715717284
hurry up bitchboi
>>715716137
22.
>>715716902
>dreckiger dan
(Das gilt als roll, weil ich jetzt gerade 'roll' geschrieben habe.)
>>715717161
Shame. I liked the hillbillies better. They seem more reasonable.
And I agree, it was useful in a time where there literally was no law and just a shitload of small towns trying to get by with some sort of moral code, so everyone would gather in the townhall and decide on what to do. But it's completely outdated. Like the electoral college.
>>715717183
Fucking underage
get doxxed
>>715717554
Hey, keyboard and mouse ain't easy, all right? My computer and internet are shit, don't know if it'll actually work good.
>>715717521
Go to bed after you tell me when your birthday is.
>>715717344
A-anon...
>>715717808
What is it?
>>715717673
UGH, DISGUSTING OMG!
>>715716137
Shiro is 14
>>715717630
>penis
(Das gilt nicht als roll weil ich sowieso keine trips bekommen werde)
>>715717669
AHHH I'M GETTING HACKED!!! IF HE FINDS MY IP I DIE INSTANTLY!!!
Im out. Heading to work. Bye all
I'm a shy, reserved person who listens to indie folk and plays acoustic guitar. What would be a good waifu for me?
>>715718249
Cya later!
>>715718293
i would
>>715718293
Who gives a shit about your faggot hobbies?
You just have to love her.
>>715718249
Good luck at work and stay safe.
>>715717754
Why would you want to know my birthday?
But sure, it's on November 18
Anybody here play "Osu!"?
>>715718096
Schade, ich hätte gelacht.
>roll
(Das gilt als roll, weils einer war.)
Aber ich schleich mich dann mal.
Sleep well, everyone!
>>715718605
I used to play osu.
Then my laptop got stolen and now I have a shit tablet that can't run osu on lowest setting on even 60 fps...
So I'm not playing it anymore, but I love rythm games
>Chara
>>715717913
I love you too!
>>715718582
Cuz cute.
>>715718293
Lain.
https://youtu.be/o-cwuTmqz8c
>>715718753
Have you ever played Donkey Konga 1-3?
>>715718901
Oh, I played it at a store once, but never got it. It was surprisingly fun to play.
I do play Voez, Deemo and Cytus though. And Theaterythm Final Fantasy.
Wanted to also get that little vocaloid rythm game for the 3DS but I didn't like the demo
>>715718803
Hmm... alright then. Anything else you want to know? Or should I go to bed now?
>>715719319
I have the japanese, european and american versions of the 1st one, the european and american 2nd one and the 3rd one is in japanese only but I still have it. Btw every version has completely different songs :)
>>715719319
Nope, goodnight.
>>715719535
That's awesome. I also have Elite Beat Agents.
Well, now I'm going to bed, goodnight
>>715719567
Nighty
Dark Souls fist weapons only.
Tune in on Twitch, the channel is TheSdflk
Sonokawa-san claimed ^^
>>715719794
Rest well.
>>715719794
g'nignt bb I'll be in your dreams....
>>715719986
Ah... you're back again... Then I'll wait till midnight
What did you do?
>>715720062
Please no. You'd bite my hand off
>>715720183
B-but... I'm just lonely... ;(
/
>>715720183
Just house chores, my sister is coming over and I'm a bit nervous about seeing her for Christmas
>>715718823
oh i loved serial experiments lain.
good recommendation.
though i must say the intro always sounded better in acoustic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBff4F5egLc
>>715720330
Fine then! I can be your friend. Just don't bite my hand off
>>715720412
Hmm... why? Don't you like your sister?
>>715718545
Hopefully my waifu would care, that's why I brought it up, cunt
>>715720330
Most everyone is in here, you spastic new person.
>>715720534
I-I could try...
>I-Is this better...?
Sinon claimed! How is everyone?
>>715718772
Really? How much do you love me?
*gazes into your eyes*
>>715720412
>>715720534
I love her, but I haven't seen her in so long and I don't know what to do with her.
>>715720710
I can still see the darn bite marks. How about you stay away from my hands and fingers?
>>715721073
Well, I don't think I can help you with that. Just hope that she still has the same interests like she did before I guess?
How long has it been since you last saw her?
>>715721071
Good morning sleepy face