>2016 >not ordering pineapple on your pizza >being

>>715702036
Fuck off degenerate.

I don't like pineapple.

>>715702036

Its called ananas you anglo cuck

>>715702036
joke on you faggot i like pineapple on my pitzz

>>715702036
this is not a pie.

Queue all the literal retards who don't like Hawaiian pizza. They're toddlers.

>>715702036
You need some kind of ham or bacon with pineapple to balance it out

>>715702036
>2016
>not ordering thin crust, alfredo sauce, chicken, greek olive, and feta flat bread from that little 1% place down the street

>>715702036
I like pineapples but I've never had them on a pizza, what's it like?

Wow
KYS my man

>>715702036
Pineapple is a product that represents colonialism's abuse of native peoples

>>715702302
>2016
>being a fag unironically

>>715702380
Fucking a nigger. You catch aids and nobody wants you afterward. Also your family disowns you and sells you off the some creepy eastern European who will use your as his sex slave

>>715702404
So is the internet. Time to do some soul searching, anon.

>>715702380
it goes well with ham sweet soft taste

>>715702380
they're dank is what it's like.

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>>715702302
Die

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>>715702036
>>715702302
>>715702501
>almost 2017
>still using 2016
Get with the times guys

>>715702921
It's literally still the current year. Stop talking just to hear yourself. It's tacky and sad.

I'm down with Hawaiian style, but if you're the guy who is the only one in the group who likes it, and you force whoever is ordering/order for the group hawaiian and think "oh everyone can pick off the pineapple if they don't like it" then fuck you.

>>715703078
Do people actually do that? It sounds like you just know a thoughtless dick.

>>715703201
I do that cuz it's funny

>>715703326
>cuz
Seems like your entire existence is just a strain on everyone else.

>>715703201
So many fucking times this has happened to me on many different occasions.
Mostly at birthday parties when I was younger but it still happens today

It doesn't mesh with the anchovies and olives. I'm sorry.

>>715703458
Sounds like you had a shitty childhood. Did your uncle touch you as well?

>>715703027
>It's literally still the current year.
But not for long, you clearly dont think with the future in mind.

>>715703573
You just seem desperate for attention tbh.

>>715702036
banana is better, that's all the explanation you need

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>>715702036
>just pineapple
>no bacon
>no canadian bacon
>no cashews
Wtf is wrong with you op?

>>715702119

>changing the word pineapple to be more similar to anus

faggots like you are destroying language

>>715703784
>nuts on a pizza
queer

>le epic 'pretend pineapple is a valid topping' bait may may xDDD

>>715704181
>the veiled anti-reddit greentext meme
>AGAIN
Sooo random. :^)

>>715702036
pineapple on a pizza that's just plain gross man

>>715702036
Fruit has no place on pizza.

>>715704675
Doesn't have a place on /b/ either, yet here you are.

>work at MOD pizza, it's pretty dope
>I can say I know a thing or two about pizzas, having literally made tens of thousands of them.
>the only people who I can accepting getting pineapple are children, those mixing it with jalapeños, and those getting Hawaiian pizzas
>every other time is not acceptable and I will judge you
>implying I don't judge 99% of you anyways

>>715704431
Punctuation matters.

>>715702036
PATRICIAN PIZZA 101

>Mozzarella and provolone
>Spinach
>Sun-dried tomato
>Mushrooms
>Deli salami
>Roasted chicken

You faggots buy that fast food pizza? kek

Best toppings are:
Black olives
Pepperoni
Sausage.

Ocassionally: jalepeno and other veggies

>>715702036
pineapple and pepperoni go together real good.

>>715704923
>implying pizza is ever classy
/ck/ pls go.

>>715704923
>being a foodie
>calling anyone else a faggot

>>715704809
meh,personally i prefer my pizza salty and well adding in a pineapple who is sweet,it does not sound very appealing to me

heck, i even order fries on my pizza.

>>715705132
I don't care a bout your preference. I was just letting you know that the sentence you constructed called the pizza disgusting, not pineapple on a pizza.

>>715705199
No, you get fries on a BURGER pizza. Come on, now.

>>715705199
The real secret is to make other things into pizzas. Like slice up a potato and fry it with a tiny bit of oil. Then at the last minute, melt cheese over it with pepperoni. Boom, pizza potatos.

This also works well with omelets and burritos.

>>715705347
Pizzas aren't hamburger sandwiches, bro.

Why the fuck would you ruin the flavor of the crust, sauce and cheese by overwriting it with an oversweet glob of mush?
I love pineapple, but if you put it on your pizza, then it only shows you don't actually like pizza. It's like if you had a delicious, tasty burger in front of you and you poured chocolate pudding on it. Sweetness ruins any dish that's not inherently meant to be sweet.

Why does this thread keep getting made?

>>715702119
Its called piña you asshole

>>715705469
>he's never had a chocolate covered pretzel
"""Opinion""" discarded.

>>715705530
Pedos tryna low key ask for cp

>>715705428
That's where you're wrong, kiddo. American Cheese and Beef, fold in half, enjoy.

>>715705530
Because people enjoy arguing with each other on the internet, now shut your nigger mouth, faggot.

>>715705347
not if its beef with bearnaise and fries on a pizza

>>715705469
you dont put pineapple on the crust and the sauce and cheese are still noticeable when eating, this is coming from someone who eats pineapple with pizza.

>>715705665
That's a taco, kiddo.

>>715705469
>if you don't like thing the exact way I do, then you OBJECTIFEVELY don't like thing
And into the trash it goes.

>>715705615
I love chocolate covered pretzels you dumb nigger. But those are meant to be sweet.
Are you saying the dominant flavor profile in a pizza is supposed to be sweet?

>>715705734
He's just being contrarian. Ignore him.

>>715705530
It's a lot better than all those fur, trap and ylyl threads that are killing off /b/

You usually shouldn't mix sweet and savory meaty food. One of the only exceptions I make is orange chicken. But in general rich savory shouldn't be mixed with sweet. It would be like melting starbursts on a piece of chicken, it's just fucking weird.

>>715705789
Pretzels aren't meant to be sweet. I disproved your theory. Time to accept it and concede like an adult.

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>>715705753
You wouldn't ruin the flavor of something you like.

honestly i dont understand the hate.
extra pineapple extra sauce pizza is literally the best food

>>715704923
mushrooms taste like the dead skin on your toes.... no thanks

>>715705789
Tomato sauce is supposed to be slightly sweet.

>>715705875
Chocolate covered pretzels are meant to be sweet, you autist.

>>715705817
i bet you only eat fast foods and consider your self healthy.

>>715705789
In a Hawaiian pizza? Sure. Those usually use a slightly sweeter sauce as well.

>>715705736
Nah, Tacos have lettuce and use shredded mixed cheese, not melted slices.
That said, I'm half tempted to make that now...

>>715705951
Is the dominant flavor supposed to be sweet or not?

>>715705970
But not regular pretzels, you retard. Just like a Hawaiian pizza is meant to be sweet, but not a regular pizza.

>>715705970
Chocolate = Pineapple
Pretzel = Pizza

You seem to be retarded and having trouble following arguments and analogies. Not surprising considering your picky toddler approach to cuisine.

>>715705640
Huh? If that's the case, I've never seen this thread be successful.

>>715705911
>if /I/ wouldn't like it, the flavor is ruined
>implying you're the sole arbiter of anything but your opinion
And into the trash it goes.

>>715705977
Nah, I rarely eat fast foods because I don't like to spend a lot on food. My most common meal is nonfat refried beans and cheese in a burrito. Though like I said sometimes I put pepperoni in it.

>>715706107
It depends on how the pizza is made and what the toppings are. I'm sorry if you were raised in a trailer and only think of pizza one way.

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>>715706126
>>715706039
>missing the point this hard
Typical of fags with no taste, I don't know why I bothered trying to educate you filth.

>>715702146
>pizza pie

>>715706238
>nonfat refried beans
Literal queer detected.

>>715706379
dumb dumb finally realized he was being retarded and has now gone into damage control mode, adolescent reaction images and all

>>715706379
>I have no argument, therefore you're a retard.
Great response, kid.

>>715706398
>PIZZA PIZZA PIE

Pizza with some good meats + pineapple = god tier

>>715706604
>shit-tier

Fixed it for you

>>715705951
Depends on which tomatos you're using, honestly. Some are slightly sweet, which leads to a slightly sweet sauce, while others aren't, which leads to a savory sauce.

I prefer the latter in regards to everything, personally.

Also pineapples on pizza is the bomb, but only if it's combined with ham.

>>715706680
u fuckin wat m8

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>>715706823
Cum @ me bruv

PIZZA MOSH!
https://youtu.be/G3gTBpLHzLY

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>2016
>not putting the best god damn motherfucking sauce on your pizza
>being this autistic

why?

>>715706431
Eh, I save my foods fat content for cheese. In my opinion you really shouldn't eat 20 or 30 grams of fat in a meal. I aim more for like 10 or so. Makes staying lean easier.