Waifu claiming thread. Previous:>>715694025 The rules

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Sameji claim'd

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Fuckin mods

>>715695061
Arisu.
Do you love me now?

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Shiro claimed.
Fuck mods.

>>715693882 (Yui)
>>715695192
Schön zu hören.
Ich mach mir grad was zu essen, dann werd ich wohl noch ein wenig zocken. Spielst du eigentlich irgendwas?

>>715694297 (Gulag)
>What is a weeabo? A weeabo is a cunt who thinks he is Jap when he is not. I do not think I am a jap, I just like anime. Now that is an otaku, I think.

a.pomf.cat/mwekgh.webm

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>>715694423 ( :^) )
I get it now. Thanks mane.

>>715694593 (Bulli)
Please don't..

>>715694599 (no u)
Gas yourself Mako! Bikes are nice too! I am getting a car but it takes money and time! GAS GAS GAS!!

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>>715695265
>>715693888
Trips confirm, disgust by Gulag-anon

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カラミチーマス

>>715695247
Evening Syndra <3

>>715695265 (Clop) (Clop)
ist eigentlich ganz nett, dass ich letztes thread nicht da war
>roll

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>>715695382
Thanks for reuploading (1178), I was too late to safe it last thread.

>>715695513
Ich versuche die ganze Zeit mir eine Beleidigung auszudenken, die schamloser und erniedrigender ist als Clopper, aber mir fällt beim besten Willen nichts ein. Muslim vielleicht noch.
>roll

>>715695536
Ach da schau mal einer an, wer plötzlich doch nichts wichtigeres mehr zu tun hat.

>>715695536
Show legs.

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am I banned?

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>>715695734
No problem. I need to make a pantsu folder for you though
>>715696035
Yes

>>715695734
>Muslim
Wenn du wüsstest.


>roll

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>>715695265
Was wirst du essen?
I don't quite understand your last sentence.

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>>715696063
nope
back to bellybutton posting fun
>>715695536
show bellybutton

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Claim

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>>715696110
Etwa Jude!?
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>>715696063
That indeed would be glorious. Though her face is already enough to fill my heart with joy.

>>715696035
You should be with the kind of content you are posting.

>>715696198
Griebenschmalz und Krakauer. Vielleicht ein wenig Leberwurst.
Last sentence was about how I'll play some video games afterwards and I asked you whether you generally play some as well.

>>715696407
Ne gehöre offiziell der Kirche für normale Deutsche an.

>roll

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>>715695734
Das sagt derjenige der zu faul ist nen thread zu machen. Ich hab meine temporären 15 GB gelöscht

>>715695752
No

>>715696360
again?

>>715696535
Good enough

>>715696535

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>>715696535
someone else asked for it

>>715696407
why

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>>715696198
bye

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>>715696360
Bellybutton-kun a best
>>715696407
Have some more joy. At least one of us should be happy today

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RIP

>>715697514
what does this pose even mean

>>715697586
It's a dumb meme

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>>715696510
Netter Versuch, Hebräer, und jetzt weg von dem Brunnen.
>roll

>>715696535
Ja wohl kaum von Hand, das macht der PC schon selber.
Aber ist schon in Ordnung, ich weiß ja, dass man mit dem Alter nicht mehr so schnell ist.

>>715697497
What's gotten you down to a level where even Hibiki can't help?

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>>715697497
no just bellybuttons are

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>>715697645
dumb? more like spicy meme :^)

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>>715696035
Cute pic.

>>715697687
>Hebräer
Werden wir noch sehen. Wann hattest du denn deine Bar Mitzvah?

>roll

>>715697645
explain

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>>715696407
Kein Deutsch mehr, ich bin langsam und Ich habe Kopfschmerzen.

Griebenschmalz looks good, do you actually make it or just buy it?

>leberwurst
I need to try it someday. The stuff's not common for us Americans.

>vidya
Yeah, not so much anymore though, never in the mood. What games do you play?

>>715696929
Bye?

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>>715697687
That's my secret, I'm never happy. And today is a certain day which I dread
>>715697777
Quads confirm, bellybuttons a best. I prefer legs though
>>715697820
Disgusting

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>>715697950
they are the best too
and tights and hips and ass
but lets focus

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>>715697645
>>715697916
>meme
It first started with Migos, then got big with Cam Newton. It then turned into a meme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2EfpQiOQrY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsSLPUTPYMw

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>>715697850
Tut mir Leid, aber ich bin kein Mitglied deiner Sekte. Jetzt geh ne Kuh schächten, oder was ihr in eurer Freizeit so macht.
>roll

>>715697934
>Griebenschmalz, make or buy
Making it would require me to kill a pig, so no, I buy it and put it on my bread with a shitload of salt.
>not common for us Americans
There seems to be a dramatic lack of variety in basic foods in your country anyway.
It looks like you have three types of sausages, two types of cheese and all bread is some deviation of white bread. Who would want to life like that???
In every 'murican movie they walk into a bar and order a 'beer'. smh.

>>715697950
Have you tried sports, drugs or socializing?

>>715698721
>Sekte
Wenigstens gehöre ich nicht zu einem Zoophilie-Fandom

>roll

>>715698083
Thighs and hips are good too. Ass is nice, but not required
>>715698106
>It then turned into a meme
So it's a meme
>>715698721
Yes, no and I can't people. Makes me want to vomit

>>715698954
Yes. But before you meme, you should know the origin of the meme.

>>715699162
I don't dab. I think it's too stupid to do

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>>715698721
>Have you tried sports, drugs or socializing?
Just casually sneaking in drugs as an option. :^)

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>>715699162
This is why dat boi stopped coming.

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>>715698849
Lieber vergewaltigen als qualvoll ausbluten lassen, Semit.
>roll

>>715698954
>I can't people
Neither do I, but /waifu/ is somewhat social. Does it help?

>>715699256
Well, if it helps? Drugs are literally medicine.

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>>715698721
>kill a pig
Can't you just buy the things you need from a pig from, say, a butcher?

>lack in variety
Yup.
Though we do have more than two cheeses, though majority of them aren't nearly used as much as the processed nasty shit.
But a lot of our food has corn syrup and sugar in it, so most Americans are give or take addicted to white bread, ketchup, and soda.
Though there is no excuse for the beer, but I am not much of a beer drinker anyways so, its fine.

>>715699714
Eh, it could arguably be said that this has made my people skills even worse

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Cirno claimed
>>715698721
Hey, Whitey.

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>>715699714
Well, you didn't specify if you were talking about prescribed drugs.

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>>715698954
just like boobs

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QOTT: best christmas gift ever?

n64

>>715700274
No. Not boobs. DFC for life

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>>715700295
A hug :O

>>715700295
to give
or receive
clarify first

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>>715700295
A boyfriend.

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>>715700401
can we at least agree that nipples are cute then?

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>>715700295
Coffee Talkies my nigga

>>715700435
don't worry you'll get much more on Valentine's day :o

>>715700528
Depends if the aereola is massive or not. If so, it's gross

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>>715700295
A hangman's noose

>>715700460
do u mean give and receive sexually?
I like to give and receive.

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>>715700295
Love.

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>>715700628
then we agree on something

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>>715700558
T-that's pretty lewd klonata :O

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>>715699725
>buy the things
It's literally 98% lard with some skin and herbs mixed in, so I guess I could, but it'd make a huge mess. I rather just keep buying the product.
>corn syrup
That stuff is really disgusting. Way too sweet and somewhat gross.
>beer
What bothers me is that they order it as 'a beer'. How is the server supposed to know what kind to bring?

>>715699792
Fair enough, but if you shut off all other types of social contacts, you'll do a lot better here!

>>715699889
Sup, nigger?

>>715699938
You think prescribing it makes it more healthy?

>>715700295
Christmas itself. Or a hooker.

>>715700460
the best you have ever received but if you think you gave an amazing present you could say that too I suppose
>>715700515
you got one for Christmas before? :o
>>715700556
I don't like coffee ._.

>>715699714
>roll

>>715700813
I almost decided to not post here, and close Discord for the entire holiday break. Someone talked me out of it though

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>>715700295
Some drinks, some chocolate, and good company.

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>>715700847
I got a hand made hear with a message on it , treasured for 7 years
give I don't know I'm shit at that stuff

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>>715700813
At least my waifu isn't the whitest waifu ITT
>do you get the joke yet

>>715700813
someone that hooks for a living?
>>715700810
I was just implying hugs and snuggles but it seems you have lewd thoughts :o
>>715700687
cute
>>715700644
I can't tie a knot

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>>715700813
When a drug is medically prescribed, it means that a professional has deemed your body in need of a particular drug. Taking drugs that are not prescribed is like over-watering a plant. Although you may benefit from it when you need it, it can be harmful when you don't need it.

>>715700917
thats a nice pic tbh
>belly
>titties
>yoko
why do you have to fap to antromorphic animals though?

>>715700957
heart fuck you auto correct

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>>715700847
No, I haven't gotten one for Christmas. Christmas cheer is hard to come by because of that.

>>715695001
I still don't know who my waifu is. How to waifu?

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>>715695001

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>>715700295
a girlfriend (male)
but I'd settle for a nice rifle or booze

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>>715701289
Me? A furry?

Pshhh, that's a good meme :^)

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>>715701592
>girlfriend (male)

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>>715700879
>roll, so wie meine Vorfahren die deinen in die Massengräber gerollt haben.

>>715700897
Don't! How am I supposed to receive my daily Hibiki intake?!
Instead, get rid of the discord and tell this anon all about what's bothering you.

>>715701075
I got the joke before I got that niggers say whitey a lot as well, so I decided to go for the latter. Nigger.

>>715701177
Yes, someone who hooks up for a living.

>>715701247
A professional drug dealer, yes. Not much different from the one on the street, just with more ulterior motives, because he will get more money for certain drugs than others, while the small supplier on the street can make his own prices without large cooperations dictating them to him.
>that analogy
So should I only ever water my plans when a professional gardener tells me to?

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>>715700813
>beer
Well we only really have lager, if you want something else, you'd have to ask for it.
If you ask for a beer, you usually want a Budweisser or Bud Light, maybe if you are a weirdo here, a Miller.
Plus most Americans only have the acquired taste for light/pale beers so dark ones are usually found as disgusting.
I don't have the taste for beer, so I don't know anymore than that.

>corn syrup
Doesn't stop people from buying tons of it.

>>715701177
:3 I always have lewd thoughts

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>>715701708
like this

>>715701727
Well, you could just go online and download Hibiki's for your intake.
>tell this anon all about what's bothering you
I don't do that

>>715701781
So... a trap?

Traps are nice.

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>>715701907
girl(male)
sure if that name works for you

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Claimed

>>715701607
i said antromorphic
that's better than full on zoophilia tbh
better than this guy:
>>715701727

>roll

>>715701435
well I wish you good luck on your search ;-;
>>715701592
so a boyfriend?
>>715701727
but you have shiro
>>715701744
well I'm happy to be an outlet for those thoughts :o

>>715701781
I fill that role.

>>715695001
Can some one ELI5 me on waifus?

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>>715701744
Did you know that it's illegal to sell any of these as 'beer' in Germany?

>>715701830
But that would be way less personal.
>I don't do that
Then how will I be able to make you feel better, fellow Hibiki-enthusiast?
Only thing I can think of would be traditional German music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQhqikWnQCU

>>715702100
>roll

>>715702115
And Shiro a cute, but have you seen Hibiki?

>>715702276
Are you 5 years old? :o

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>>715702115
no a girlfriend(male)
I'll be the boyfriend
>>715702131
and you are?

>>715702341
I thought you hate heretics :o

>>715702431
I do!

>>715702276
Fictional character that you love.

>>715702131
:ok_hand:
>>715702341
I suppose that's true. However, it would accomplish the same goal
>Then how will I be able to make you feel better
The solution is simple, you can get the gas chambers working again and invite me to take a shower

>>715702386
will they have a penis?

do you? :o

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>>715701727
Hmm... I'm not quite sure what you are getting at. Are you saying that street dealers have the same intellect as medical professionals? Or are you just trying to make a point that the medical industry is corrupt? Please don't try to tell me a drug dealer's understanding of the chemicals he is selling is better than an actual doctor.
>should I only ever water my plans when a professional gardener tells me to?
Most likely. All plants have different amounts of water that they need in order to maintain their health.
>>715702100
I think most people are better than that guy :^)

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>>715702521
a feminine penis if you will
and I do have one if that is what you are asking

>>715702356
No I'm 6 dummy! >:(

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>>715702386
Rei.

>>715702516
Am I okay then?

>>715702820
Possibly

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>>715702516
>accomplish the same goal
The journey is the goal. If I get a hand selected high quality picture given to me every day it is worth so much more than the result of a google search could ever be.
>gas chambers working again
You'd have to stand in line behind 5 million shitskins though. Also there are way less painful ways to go.

>>715702522
>All plants have different amounts of water that they need in order to maintain their health.
Wouldn't the plant know if it wants more water, if it were smarter. Like, say, a human maybe, who could tell if he wanted something.

>>715702341
>roll

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>>715702820
good that you fill that role then and nice taste in waifu

>>715702709
that sounds cute then!
>>715702749
banned :o

>>715702970
Yours
>>715702978
>hand selected high quality picture
I'll give you that, I do very much enjoy seeing high quality pictures of peoples waifus posted here.
> 5 million shitskins
I've been waiting 20 years, a little bit more shouldn't hurt too much

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Entertain me!

>>715703288
>>>/wsg/initial

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>>715700295
I'm the youngest in my family so I was pretty damn spoiled. I can't remember all the gifts I received because there were so many! But I did enjoy my arts and crafts gifts the most.

Claiming headless waifu

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>>715703103
I'm not the one with a feminine penis if that is what that "sounds cute then" the girlfriend(male) is the one who'd have it

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>>715703288

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>>715703089
Thank you.

>>715702862
I think I am, but I'm not doing HRT and probably won't be in the near future too.

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>>715703367
Forgot pic

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>>715703346
Thank you dear anon!

>>715703365
>>715703403
Hello there Sono~
How are you?

>>715703442
I don't think that's anything that should be rushed. Can still be fine how you are without it.
That comes down to each individual though

>>715703288
what has 2 legs, 2 arms, 2 tails, and doesn't make a sound?

It's a riddle
>>715703365
are you good at arts and crafts? :o

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>>715702978
Humans aren't always the best at knowing what others want. Besides, just looking at a plant wouldn't immediately tell you when it needs water and when it's fine.

Have you ever heard people say "If you have signs of dehydration, you are already late"? The same logic applies to plants. You don't wait for the plants to be drying up to start watering them, much as you don't eat only when you hear your stomach growl.

>>715703400
it's cute the both of you would be :o

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>>715703288

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>>715703529
I'm so cold, help...
>>715703590
The best.

>>715703610
I was waiting for her to fly away :o
>>715703757
post an art and/or craft you have made!

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>>715703698
what does that even mean

>>715703442
no need to thank

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>>715703843
Oh I can't, everything is back at home 500 miles away.

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>>715703590
I have absolutely no idea.

>>715703610
weeeeee

>>715703757
Still sick? Or do you want to get cuddled?

>>715703999
the earth is only 1000 miles long why did you move away so far? :o
>>715703899
just post your dick, slut

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>>715702980
>roll

>>715703161
>I do very much enjoy
I have found it! I have found a reason for you to stay alive!
>a little more
Unfortunately the concentration camps never had the capacities to kill millions of people in just a few years, so it would take much longer.

>>715703288
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdo8tNhvOTY

>>715703367
Also bodyless it seems.

>>715703632
Fortunately you don't need to look at a human and wait until his skin gets dry. He can just grab something to drink himself when he is thirsty, because he himself knows very well what he wants.

>>715704135
me neither cuz I just made that up :o

how goes it, salsa?

>>715704277
>roll

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>>715704277
But a potted plant doesn't have that luxury, now does it?

>>715704367
Fortunately we are talking about humans, not plants.

>>715704306
>roll

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>>715704135
both....
>>715704244
Since I'm the youngest in my family I've always been taken care of and now I want to prove to myself that I can be independent

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fucking 4chan connection errors

>>715702115
>well I'm happy to be an outlet for those thoughts :o
:o

>>715702341
No, I didn't. So can you not buy them, or are they just sold as 'American Beer'?
Is it true that they have Kinderbier over there? I heard that somewhere.

>>715702709
>feminine penis
that's a pretty nice meme.

>>715704277
This is all I do with my days anyway. My real reason for living is <redacted>
>Unfortunately the concentration camps never had the capacities to kill millions of people in just a few years
But what about the 6 gorillion? Never forget the 6 gorillion

>>715704423
>roll

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>>715704277
best doot

>>715704292
Goes fine, I'm playing Metal Slug 2 now

>>715704428
that's okay, I'd hug you at least. Probably even cuddle you.

Are you okay? You're sick for quite some time now

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>>715704569
now i'm getting shy again!
and i'm feeling a lot better now

>>715704436
I suppose you're implying that I'll leave you breathless?

I will :o
>>715704428
How old are you?
>>715704569
what's that about never heard of it

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>>715704423
How about infants? Or the critically ill and disabled?
Mustn't forget about them.

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>>715704906
oh my...
you mean you are going to hug me so tight that I cannot breath, right?

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>>715704906

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>>715704826
Pssh, you're too shy.

That's good if you're feeling better.

>>715704906
It's an old arcade game. You can look it up on steam.

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>>715704436
They aren't sold at all, because no one would buy them, but if you wanted to sell them, you needed to label them something like 'chemical brew that does not live up the standards of 1516'.
>Kinderbier
I don't know about that, but we have alcoholfree beer, and also Kindersekt und -wein, so it may be true. If so I haven't ever seen it. Why would kids like the taste of beer anyway?

>>715704490
Why did you censor Hibiki's name?
>muh 6 thousand billion trillions
Totally not a coincidence that this number didn't change a single time from the 1920 until it allegedly happened. I for once always believe what the war criminals say after they won, and do not assume that they are lying so that their people won't get angry when they find out it was all just propaganda. That would be ridiculous. After all, 6 million.

>>715704565
>roll
Zielst du eigentlich noch?

>>715704969
Yes. Yes we must forget about them entirely. Because you got so lost in your little analogy that you forgot what we are talking about.

>>715705172
>roll

ne

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>>715705126
What languages do you speak? I want to learn it so we can talk in private.

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>>715705337
I speak german as my native language and english as my second one.
But in private... we have some anons here who can speak german.

How about I give you my steam, skype or telegram instead?

>>715705126
I will, sadly I have like 2 dollars on steam
>>715705044
I'm 27
>>715705037
I'll snuggle you till you turn blue and purple!

and kiss :o

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>>715705172
You've diverted our conversation from medical drugs to mere insults. :c
You never even replied to my question about what you were trying to prove.

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My fucking jaw kept me up half the night.

>>715705172
Because it wasn't Hibiki, it was <redacted>
>just propaganda
Well, have they even found 6 million bodies total? And they're saying it was ONLY the Jews that figured into that 6 million. What about the gypsies and cripples and the like? They seem to just focus on the fact that Jews were killed, and not a whole bunch of "undesirables"

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OwO *noms*
whats this?

>>715705685
It's bread, since everything fell out of your burger

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>>715703161
Woah next level.
Okay you're all mine then.

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>>715705492
aww... it only costs 8 dollar or so, not even expensive.

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>>715705487
I'm scared to talk outside of threeeads. And I don't have a Steam or Skype, I never heard of Telegram. Anyway German is such a hard language... How did you learn English?
>>715705492
Oh you're young. I'm in my 20s as well ^^
>>715705520
What's wrong with your jaw?

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>>715695001
Lucy is best waifu. Shes good at killing inferiors and is protective and deep.

>>715705773
No, it's the opposite of "Mine", and you aren't mine

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>>715705172
I see, I should have guessed.

>why would kids like the taste of beer anyways?
bad parenting

>>715705492
that sounds painful :0

>kiss
l-lewd

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>>715705861
Dental abcess.
I only said it most of yesterday.

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>>715705931
Okay now i am confused

>>715705819
rip in peace wallet ;-;
>>715705861
wtf did you think I was like 42?
>>715705939
*kisses back*

I enjoy bdsm if that even counts :o

>>715706165
How so? If you aren't mine, that means you're yours.
What else would it mean

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>>715705878

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>>715705236
Ja, ich hab auch das Gefühl, dass es ja doch nichts nutzt.

>>715705337
>>715705487
Don't worry, I wouldn't know what you are writing, because I never read other people's texts.

>>715705495
I assume you are playing dumb because you realized how cucked you sound.
But anyways, here's for the 20th time: A healthy adult does know what he wants and can decide for himself what he wants in his body.

>>715705525
That's what I would say, if I wanted to distract from the fact that is really is Hibiki. Nice thinking, you probably fooled all the others.
>6 million bodies
Obviously not. Who would have even counted them?
>Not only jews, but actually mostly commies and slavs
B-but 6 millions! Jews got kicked out of literally every country they went to in the last 3000 years, so clearly it's the entire world that's to blame!

>>715705939
Mine gave me a beer when I was 9. Tastes like shit, so I didn't drink another until I was 14 and old enough. Good parenting.

>>715705878
Don't cut yourself on that edge, bismuth-kun.

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>>715705861
We had to learn it in school and then I started to translate vidya titles and slowly moved to all english games

Telegram is like whatsapp, but for PC, smartphone, etc without phone number. It's pretty neat

>not having steam
consider me impressed

>>715706179
You don't have to buy it, really.

>>715706445
>I never read other peoples text's
>responds to it
Shiro pls

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>>715706248
Oh i thought you meant that you're mine by that "Yours"

>>715706445
du hattest vorhin trips

>roll

>>715706445
Sure, we'll go with that
>Who would have counted them
Obviously the Jews did. That's how they know it was 6 gorillion
>Jews got kicked out of literally every country they went to in the last 3000 years, so clearly it's the entire world that's to blame!
Exactly. Jews are flawless, shining pillars of humanity that all should strive to mirror.
There is absolutely nothing wrong with being a Jew, and everything they do is faultless and for the good of the world
>>715706544
Nope. I don't roll that way

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>>715706445
Adults may legally have the choice of what they want in their body, and they my think they want something in their body... But considering the about 44,000 people OD on drugs every year in the U.S. alone, I'm pretty positive they do not know what is good for them. Wouldn't you agree?

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I claim this one

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>>715706323

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gonna go snuggle oreo by the fireplace

later gators!

>>715706883
>taking america as a standard for normal human intelligence
kekeke

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>>715706179
>bdsm
I am not that big into it.
light humiliation is fine though.

>>715706445
I took a nice big drink of beer when I was like 7, I regretted it heavily. Now, I have tried different beers, from Mexican beer to some German stuff, and I don't have the taste for it.
>14
14 is the minimum age there? I'm not even supposed to be drinking at 19.

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>>715706830
It's okay

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This one is mine
She is calles shit
because this thread is shit
she is better than every waifu

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>>715706069
Yikes. You have to rinse your mouth with water for 15 mins to make the enamel of your teeth soft. Then rinse out your mouth salt water, the salt water drains the fresh water out of the bacteria and kills it instantly, shrinking the abscess
>>715706179
33.
>>715706445
You would when you see how lewd it is!
>>715706524
Was English easy to learn for you? I would make a Steam if I was a gamer.

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>>715706445
You had beer at 9, we had straight bourbon at 12. We now treat alcohol with respect. Must be that bad parenting.
>>715706883
Its their choice to cave to the peer pressure to try the first time. Then its their choice to continue while they try to keep breaking the body's tolerance. It is entirely a chemical reaction caused by them.
>>715707013
14 is minimum amd parents teach their kids proper moderation and control. Theres less alcohol related violence in Europe, Italians live longer and the drug culture is far less.

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>>715707007
>kekeke

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>>715706962

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>>715707270
The first time may be their choice, but afterwards there is a psychological and/or physical addiction to the substance, meaning that it is no longer their rational choice. So why would you recommend someone to try?

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>>715707261
>US ~44k die from drug overdose
>all of europe 12k die from drug overdose

>>715707261
It was hard at first, I needed extra lessons, but later it got easier.

You could also just not care about what other people think

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>>715707544
Because drugs is good
amazing feeling
such new way of thinking
much love
no boner
just chill

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>>715707642
i wish i could stop caring so much, im such a buzzkill.

do you think German will be easy for me to learn?

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>>715707544
Because teenagers think its rebellious and cool to try illicit substances. Especially the ones who are seen as the cool clique. Cooks have it hard as they turn to drugs to cope with the hours. I never caught up in that because I have enough problems, and enough drugsbin my system already.
>>715707642
>Australia - 2.1k