Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:
>>715654218 and >>715654040
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>always RP and ERP
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>715657243
Cirno claimu
Claimed
Claiiiimed
Why haven't you filled out your Pokedex, anon?
Yoko claimed
>>715658884
Cirno poster claimu
Rumia claimed
>inb4 early bake reeee
Don't ever try to take my fucking Hamburger-chan again you faggot... whoever you are...
Claiming Ikaros.
Early as fuck bake
Real Cirno claimed
>>715658738
>>715658884
You sure got me good, anon.
Now go play.
>>715658967
Hello Youka
>>715659120
. . .
I think I will have to finish the shiro drawing tomorrow, I am sleepy.
G'night thread
>>715659090
>Cheeseburger-Chan claimed
Finally... The threads are reunited!
>Shoot shoot
>>715659143
>Youka
Wrong name, but close.
Well, close if we're talking pre-heresy.
How ya doin'?
>>715659237
>Working on it
Fascinating, what game is that?
>>715659240
Goodnight!
>>715659345
Touhou Puppet Dance Performance
What the hell was up with the last few threads.
>>715659161
Something the matter?
Yuno claim
>>715659041
Neither of the threads are finished.
>>715659345
Youko? Shirigami?
I forget the girls name but she has green hair and is from Jitsu Wa Watashi Wa
>>715659487
Newfags were
>>715659444
The modem is broke because it's from Comcast.
Everything from Comcast is broke
>>715659523
SHIT taste.
>>715659487
Waifu threads srs bsns, feelings hurt, idk
>>715659487
hi hanako. my friends just left
>>715659487
Pure chaos...
>>715659444
>Rumia
You don't happen to live in Canada do you?
There was someone here a long while ago when I first got into /waifu/ who claimed Rumia.
I dubbed them Rumiabro.
>>715659554
Huh?
No, you got the name right this time, brother.
How've ya been farin'?
>>715659516
You shouldn't post that avatar here...
>>715659565
what does SHIT stand for?
>>715659684
not him, but why?
>>715654040
>>715654040
>>715654040
>>715654040
We still need to dump Cirno pics too
>>715659143
>>715659237
>>715659240
>>715659304
>>715659313
>>715659345
>>715659444
>>715659487
>>715659493
>>715659516
>>715659523
>>715659554
>>715659564
Fuck you all I have a gun.
how do you pronounce "cirno"?
>>715659766
If I'm using the Japanese spelling, "Chi-Roo-Noh"; I'm I'm using the English spelling, "Sir Noh"
>>715659761
Again with this? My waifu is invincible to bullets fuccboi.
>>715659664
I am Canadian, yeah.
That said, I'm not a very reliable waifu anon, so it could be someone else...
Good to see you nevertheless, Winry anon :3
>>715659761
Conventional weapons are no match for against the Angeloids.
>>715659761
Y-you too
>>715659761
Sono teido ka?
>>715659761
Like:
>>715659874
said.
Because, Mai Waifu respawns over and over!
Also, she could kill you anyway, because she's the STRONGETST!
>>715659664
I'm pretty mediocre right now. This other Cirnofag is killing me though. Actually all the 2hus except me ITT are being annoying
>>715659766
Chiruno
>>715659856
Its the same for both pronunciations though.
You fucking acoustic bastard
>>715659761
But I have a paintbrush.
How cool is that?
>>715659903
>Winry
But I'm not winry ;n;
I just need a filename pun with WIN in it.
>>715659761
Guns don't mean anything to most waifus, anon.
>>715659766
Howdy!
>>715660049
Shit taste.
>>715659856
autistic stare :o
and I was way off
seer nu is how I said it ._.
>>715659554
That makes sense.
>>715659606
The most serious of business.
>>715659624
Hi Tomoko you cutie.
>>715659645
Sure seems like it. I've been half ass lurking since midnight, i didn't want to walk into that clusterfuck.
>>715659947
>>715659874
Fine
>>715659955
>>715660007
You two are ok I guess
>>715660111
me too tbhfam
>Laptop can now run FF14 without super choppy frame rate loss
>Connection is still too shit not to lag out
Fuck.
>>715660090
Oh. Ohhhh~!!
Youko?
>>715660101
smhtbqhfam
>>715660130
no not even but thank you for that
>>715660229
Shit taste in waifu.
>>715660088
>acoustic
[Guitar in the background]
And, I'm saying based off the spelling.
>>715659761
> Implying i give a fuck about your shit gun.
>>715660007
Glorious Nippon steel.
>>715660111
Why do you do the :o thing? it's so cute for some reason.
>>715660100
hey there!
haven't chatted in a bit, how you been?
>>715660259
rifks nice anonymus reply lmao
>>715660304
Folded a mirrion times~
>>715660088
Remember, even though it's /waifu/ it's still /b/.
Ya gotta deal with shit, sometimes.
Also Rumiabro's being alright.
>>715660187
THAT'S THE ONE
I'M STILL THE WINNER
>I just committed heresy b/c I stopped coming here for a few months
Now my waifu is Mina
>>715660039
You only know Cirno as a meme.
Sad, sad, sad, saad anon.
I bet you never even played the Embodiment of the Scarlet Devil
>>715660330
I like adding some personality to my posts and it gives people a way to know it's me without needing a pic :o
>>715660351
Is that the best you got
Bitch?
>>715660338
Sorry about that, you know i like to do so when i can.
I've been tired and sick sadly.
How have you been though, doing anything neat?
>>715660249
Oh don't be so modest~. So how was your day? You little cutie you~.
>>715660372
Can cut through anything. Filthy gaijin go home.
>>715660388
I know her as more than a meme, you faggit...
I haven't played the games, however, because I don't usually play that genre. If it was VN, RPG, or similar, I would. I did try Super Marisa Land, though. Platformers are ok.
Bullet Hell is not a type of game I can really do very well. But I do have them downloaded, and plan to try them at least a once-through at some point
I know her from the Wikis, from Fanfics, and from other stuff, for the most part.
Not just her meemz
90% of your waifus suck. You guys need some real waifus.
>>715660377
It's nice to see a familiar face! and thanks for remembering me!
Sorry about the Winry thing, I haven't played Pokemon in a long time so I didn't recognize Mina >.>
I wouldn't worry about heresy if you switch a few times - it's only the anons that switch waifu every day, or select a waifu on appearance without knowing their name that I'd find heretical
>>715660304
Better start careing
>>715660100
They do now
>>715660090
Good you can paint my portrait
"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. It is fantastic to be atrocious! You must be the one beyond good and evil"
Sonokawa Momoka is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^
>>715660740
does my waifu suck?
>>715660673
What's good?
>>715660654
well I'm sorry about that ;-;
*hugs*
I've been very good lately just messaging people I care about and oreo is back and well :o
>>715660690
Oh god.
You know her from the wikis?
So seasonal...
Eww stop replying to me, pig.
>>715660673
awe why thank you Hanako. youre pretty cute yourself. well i spent most of it playing World of Tanks until my friends showed up and we had Tiramisu ice cream and played 5 dollar card games. overall it was nice and everything is quiet now and its just you and me.
>>715660861
At least chen made you realise how cancer you are fking bitch ass pussy mexican
You are the filth of society
>>715660740
>says seasonal Rem claimer
>>715660818
hey pink :o
your waifu is cute ;-;
>>715660942
chen is my friend :o
who is this btw?
>>715660773
>select a waifu on appearance without knowing their name
There are people that do that??
>I wouldn't worry about heresy
I don't know, a lot of people take this stuff seriously for one reason or another.
>>715660740
>90%
Thanks for letting me be the ten percent, fam.
Huh. Okay then.
>>715660740
The seasoning is real.
>>715660972
wry crie? nu crie
>>715660872
>So seasonal...
How the fuck am I seasonal?
I've been claiming her for like a year and a half.
>Eww stop replying to me, pig.
You can't tell me what to do
>>715660872
>>715660872
>>715660872
>>715660872
>>715660872
>>715660872
>>715660740
>People actually think my my waifu is to be generalized with the other 9% of non-shit waifus.
>UGH
>>715660818
I guess she is okay, if you like a stupid bipolar bitch. Honestly, don't know much but she seems like a shittier version of Yuno
>>715661094
stop being so gosh darn cute ._.
>>715660797
How so?
>>715660861
Well thank you for the care.
Nice to see you're doing well, as well as Oreo.
What was up with him by the way?
>>715661023
Did you just say the seasoning is real and you just posted shit from Gate
>>715661021
>There are people that do that??
I've seen it before... usually just a curious anon wandering in. I can't help but feel a bit sympathetic towards a newcomer like that though
>I don't know, a lot of people take this stuff seriously for one reason or another.
I know, seems silly. Some people want to embrace the /b/-ness, I guess
>>715661309
Yep.
>>715661249
he got bit so I took him to the vet for a few days :(
but he is ok now :)
>>715661309
Gate is not even that bad
Oh god I can really feel it.
/waifu/ is dying
First sign are the discord/telegram/3rd party chat groups
Then are the heretic anons, Saber, Homu, etc.
Then are the seasonfags.
Then the 2hus.
Oh god. The end is near.
May God have mercy on us.
>>715660887
I really couldn't stand more than 5 episodes before I had to move on. Pure cringe the whole time and her character sucks. Its time to get another waifu
>>715661410
thank fucking god :o
>>715661407
Never said it was bad did I?
>>715660740
>Wanting a waifu that can't suck
You must be fucking gay
>>715661435
tomoko is actually perfect waifu material you fuck boy
>>715661435
well i like her and thats what matters to me
Trump claimed
By this logic, every waifu is a seasonal one unless it's from a shonen jump a million episode anime
>>715660740
you deserve to be executed
>>715661410
Honestly I'm hoping there's some sort of horrific cybergenocide that wipes us all out.
What about you, Mr. Shitposter?
>>715661338
>usually just a curious anon wandering in
Hah, I was totally that person for the longest time. Turns out, ya'll are a cool bunch.
>Embrace the /b/-ness
That'd be a sick slogan for this lil awful corner of the internet.
>>715661350
Yeah, no, there actually was, on my part.
Can you just fuckin'
Like
Wipe me out?
Please?
My wall will pierce the heavens
>>715661634
No, fuck you
>>715661652
honestly as long as your waifu is before 2010 I'm ok with it
>>715660837
Just hanging around here for a while. You?
>>715660887
Thanks~. Nice that sounds like a good time.
>>715661492
> That vein
>>715661541
In what way m8? She is fucking trash. Get this, in what little I watched all that happened was some ugly bitch fucked up the most basic shit imaginable and complained the whole time. Not to mention looking like a heap of dog shit.
>>715661187
Bipolar? Bitch? Shitter than Yuno? Don't you think you're going too far?
>>715661234
I'm sorry I'll stop now.
>>715661781
Was Konata a shit waifu back in 2008?
>>715661388
Oh, that must have been very scary, sorry to hear that happened.
Glad to hear he's safe though.
>>715661823
it was nice but now i feel a bit lonely. Im glad I have you
>>715661719
OF COURSE
>>715661907
Maybe a bit too far. I would say 2/3 of those things are true.
I can really feel the cancer consuming us.
These threads have become aberrations of their former glory days.
I knew it right when we had the ts3 server.
Now anon's are willingly lewding their waifus.
Now there's at least 5 claimers of each waifu ITT
At least 30 Tomokos.
Then the fucking self-righteous anons who think their waifu is better than others. We used to be humble folk.
The gay anons calling each other cute.
Fucking terrifying.
>>715661652
You're logic is flawed.
Any waifu thats from the in-season are seasonals.
>>715661781
Time doesn't make the quality of the waifu, it's always the waifu itself.
>>715661988
She is kind of a bitch, but I don't think she's shittier than Yuno.
>>715661907
but you just did it again!
>>715661911
she was seasonal back then I suppose :o
>>715661912
thank you
a stray cat went inside my trailer today
I wanted to pet him but he just ran and made a big mess ;-;
>>715662007
who is your waifu?
>>715661990
I have your back mein further
>>715661990
I feel that way, but less strongly. Still kinda strange we havent had another GATE claimer.
>>715661634
>>715661742
>>715661776
> Implying you're worthy of a god emperor.
>>715661931
Thanks, i feel the same. You make my nights quite enjoyable.
>>715662081
Yuno is a psycho. But at least there was a good reason for it.
Is this a bad waifu. Please be honest with me. I can take some criticism.
>>715661823
Just listening to music til I feel like going to bed
>>715662176
Be careful what you wish for...
>>715662139
stahp you're embarrassing me!
>>715662081
COLD.BLOODED.KILLER
>>715662176
The Gate girls are pretty good. But not waifu material for the most part.
>>715662216
I have ascended godship
>>715662216
good its nice to have this sort of relaxation and chat when no one else is around
>>715662305
beauty is in the eye of the beholder
>>715662245
What reason is that?
>>715662305
I always thought Hinata was waifu materiel. Always helping Naruto and what not.
I got a bunch of new Cirno pics! Yay!
Waifus that are shit
>Your waifu
>Miku Hatsune
>Yuno Gasai
>Asuna
>Rem
>Any touhou or kancolle girl
>Any TYPE MOON GIRL
>any mainstream anime girl
>Any idolm@ster
>any girl from a shounen
>any girl from moeblob anime
>any loli
>any big breasted harlot
>Dio
>any Shounen Jump Waifu
>any Trigger waifu
>any waifu from an anime on Toonami
>any video game waifu
>any yandere or tsundere waifu
>any Gundam waifus
>LoL waifus
>>715661990
>Now there's at least 5 claimers of each waifu
What would you do, if your waifu were already claimed?
Would you just give up?
>>715662328
I enjoy it though
you're so cute :o
I would do many fun things with you if I could
>>715662432
My husbando literally has no fanart.
Most people don't even know where he's from
ok back to editing homework and stuff now.
>>715657243
This thread is full of shit anime.
How can you absorb this soulless endless random green hair and different color little girls that look exactly the same other wise shit.
Watch some inspired anime movies or old series, everything made past 1998 is garbage besides a few select of them.
>>715662357
Rory, Tuka, Yao, no, not good waifus for shit. Rorys more in the middle tier area, only a horrible waifu if you have no conviction. Lelei, Shino, Mari, for sure. Rory is a more selfish choice admittedly.
>>715662659
Define inspired anime movies.
>>715662417
All that fucked up bullshit that the "god" started. Also her parents fucked her right up as well.
>>715662569
That's not what I asked, though.
If you came here, and found out that some anon had claimed your husbando, would your love wither up and disappear?
>>715662305
> Asking if the best girl of Naruto is a bad waifu.
Naruto did it right when he got with her in the end. I'm still salty over what happened with Bleach.
>>715662308
Whatcha listening to?
>>715662413
Especially with a cutie like you. But yeah, it's nice to unwind like this.
>>715662712
When he declined her at the hot springs he basically should have just fucking killed himself after that. He is such a fucking pussy. I would have gone after that tight pussy so hard, holy fuck.
>>715662758
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeBudci6OKo
>>715662139
That sounds very irritating, it could have been worse though.
If he wasn't your pet i guess he's not for pets.
and that was me, i saw your post after i made my last one so i said something quick.
>>715662754
No one will though.
The only reason anyone knows who he is is because I've posted him.
Also why would I need to "claim" my husbando? Literally just an avatar for a thread. I rarely even post him anymore
So can i have 2 waifus? What if they insist?
>>715662758
>watching entry-level anime
Cuck
>>715662712
no I refuse to none of you desreve my styel nor my grace
this
kong
has
a
funny
face
>>715662936
only if your a muhammad
Why do the majority of you have actual garbage tier waifus
>>715662883
oh ok I was just baiting anyways
and yeah it's a shame, but it was a baby cat and its mom was outside so he was probably really scared ;-;
>>715662791
cutie :o
>>715662839
He explains it in the manga. Rory is his preference for personality, but body type is off. Tuka is preferred body type but is a shit. He sees Lelei as a little sister. Yao is his slave, so 100% no.
>>715662964
You have no style?
You have no grace?
Cause thats all Im getting.
>>715663048
Define a god tier waifu
>>715662758
no where close to you though. it is quite nice to not have to worry about the stupid stuff and just sort of pretend
>>715663048
because in your mind everything you don't like is garbage.
>>715662910
Are you avoiding the question because you have no answer? Allow me to provide my own, then.
If Rumia is already claimed, I will claim her. If anyone complains, I will remain steadfast.
Any other answer demonstrates your lack of devotion.
>>715662489
Wanna go to the shooting range wif me?
>>715662721
Wouldn't you beat up your daughter if she was prettier than you too?
>>715662951
>Implying some anime is better than others
Its Japanese cartoons, who gives a fuck.
Posting in permavirgin thread.
>>715663062
y-you too.
Did you take care of the stray cat?
>>715663048
honestly that's just the nature of most anime
It's just mindless fanservice with cute girls :o
people have these shit waifus and even then they don't care because they switch every month
>>715663155
I don't like guns ._.
>>715663166
Are you implying some aren't?
3 Yunos
2 Hatsune Mikus
2 Hanakos
5~ Tomokos
2 Cirnos
5 Asukas
3 Rei
2 Mugis
3 Holos/Korbos/Horos/Holocausts/Korbocausts/Hobos/Whorebos/ Whorebocausts
>>715663166
Some anime are better than others though. Just like some tv shows are better than others.
>>715662427
>tfw my waifu didn't make the cut
>>715663111
Oh that's right, he has a dark elf slave. He definitely needs to dump a load in her.
>>715663335
I'm implying it literally doesn't matter what someone watches because anime is all on the same gook shit level.
>>715662877
Nice.
>>715662951
> Judging people for an anime they watched Elitist trash.
>>715663116
Oh you'll be close to me all right. Yeah, just leaving all our problems behind and having fun.
>>715663354
Damn I forgot to mention Harem anine waifus
>>715663289
How come?
>>715663354
It's ok anon, I'm pretty sure Ikaros counts as mainstream and big-breasted.
The show might have even appeared on Toonami, too!
>>715663062
Alrighty then.
Oh, that's pretty sad, a shame there wasn't much to do about it.
>>715663531
they kill people :o
galil makes me uncomfortable sometimes...
>>715663479
Anime is not a genre, it's a medium.
In a similar situation, would you say you didn't like music, of course not because that's too broad of a statement.
>>715663565
I let it back outside so they are reunited :o
>>715663336
your point?
>>715663527
And what would I be doing so close to someone as cute as you?
>>715663607
You can always use my Beretta to defend yourself.
Nothing bad can be said about my waifu. Nothing. She is perfect in every way.
>>715663674
Aww, well that's cute.
Wait how did it get in by the way?
AKB48 is overrated
Yeah most of their girls are hot but they aren't allowed to date anyone so it ruins it.
Your opinion on them?
>>715663773
your waifu is ghey
>>715663527
I shall be heading off
Good night
>>715663750
I'd rather just take you for a walk :o
>>715663773
She looks like a shouta
>>715663623
I'm just trying to say that you can't talk bad about one series because its all just entertainment. Only the snobs think there is the "proper" anime to watch.
>>715663336
how are there not many kirinos yet?
>>715663849
You know fun.
>>715663853
Can my Beretta come with?
>>715663844
I leave my trailer door open so oreo can wander in and out as he likes, but when I got back from being outside, the cat was inside and it ran to my room :o
>>715663904
Hes prolly sleeping or saving his net. Hes at limit.
>>715663997
i mean how do we not have 20 of them?
>>715663887
That's a given. In that light there such a thing as bad entertainment though, it's all subjective at that point.
>>715663961
Sounds a bit dangerous honestly.
How did Oreo take the other cat being in there though?
>>715663912
I'd rather not ._.
>>715663703
Getting your cute soft body caressed.
>>715663849
Goodnight.
>>715664185
oreo was outside I believe so he maybe didn't notice
why is it dangerous? :o
>>715663866
Fuck no, it's just some shorter hair. God damn, are you obsessed with boi pucci? Faggot
>>715664214
how will I defend myself then?
>>715664054
Not really that popular.
>>715664265
that sounds lovely
>>715664305
I'll keep you safe
and you should really save the lewd for when we're alone :o
>>715664266
I don't think he wouldn't notice.
Well i suppose it depends on where you live but he did get bitten.
raccoons could be a thing to worry about.
Yukari Sendo is actually the best waifu. And she is all mine!
>>715664535
Are you ashamed to lewd me in public?
>>715664359
Someone as lovely as you deserves a good time.
>>715664610
For real, how can any other waifus even compete?
>>715664663
no, I just like privacy but it's fine sexy :o
>>715664588
It's fine and he got bit by my sister's dog who is now gone because of the incident
>>715662427
>Dio
loled