Says we are strictly just friends 5 mind later sends shit like

>>715643003
And you're complaining why?

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>>715643071
Cause I wanna fuck. Not get less than soft core porn

>>715643003
I'd send that picture back in a later argument and say something like. "See this shit? Explain yourself or fuck off."

Stay calm,compliment her,but if she really wants to send stuff like that then do it over snapchat because you know its going to end up here ^^
Now got any more please...

>>715643003
Friends can have sex with each other anon, she wants the d, just not a relationship.

>>715643003
"Enough teasing, the next one better be without clothes"

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>>715643599
Tons. I stay quiet and she doesn't stop sending

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Check off the cluster 'b' box, but don't bother which one she is. They all overlap and they're all equally fun in the short term and terrible in the long.

Don't put your dick in crazy, there are always better places to put your dick.

Don't give her the attention she wants. Just walk away.

As long as you're not grody, fat, have a third nipple or happen to be Porkins, return fire my dude. gotta fight tease with tease

>>715643759
I totally agree,kind of like a friends with benefits.
You,maybe he should try to make some tease moves

>>715643812
One ass to rule them all.

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>>715643759
I've got her up for casual flings. If I literally send anything in response she splits. Can't even say "have a good day, today"

dubs here

"Look, I'm headed over, keep the side door unlocked I'll see you soon"

>>715644001
shes crazy and everything above her neck is gross

try to fuck something else /b/ro

>>715643966
one ass to spank them all...

This one came with a caption "I want cum on my back" I replied "sure" and she disappeared for two weeks

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>>715644508
Pic

>>715644017
this, or just show up

mate she looks cute in my opinion buuuut in my opinion she has the face of a person that hits the marijane sometimes or something stronger :/ make sure she no has std's

>>715643003
send her the dick. Maybe not the full blown thing but lay kind of seductively similar to how she is with it poking out of your boxers a little bit.

>>715644575
Take a hint and step your fucking game up.

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>>715644634
Maybe she's a virgin. Known her for 5 years. 0 boyfriends

She's playing stupid female mind games : ignore her and look for other opportunities and she will pursue you more if interested if not not worth it, she's not interested in anything long term so play up fake interest and fuck and dump. When women orgasm I'm assuming you know where clit is with you they can't control emotional attraction from oxytocin so humpmanddump

>>715644575
>>715644001
sorry she only wants attention. never gonna happen, move on

>i want cum on my back
>sure

kek

>>715643780
nothing to lose

>>715644001
That's cuz you're bit giving her the reaction she wants. Be overtly sexual back or send her shot for shot pics in return.

Ask for a specific pose or ask her to come over for smoke and chill, and when she does tell her to that you wanna look at those poses irl while you jerk in front of her.

OP: who did you take those pics for?

Next time shes teasing,keep talking and go to her house without telling,she probably will be so suprised you will see immediatly how she responds and you can give her the d or have some serious conversations about them,face to face is always harder then infront of a screen

>>715645035
>>715645035
>>715645035

Come on guys this. OP show us your fucking tits you skank wank

>>715644748
>no boyfriends for half a decade

no wonder. she is batshit and cant get past the teasing stage.
already hate this bitch.

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>>715645035
Let's see

>>715645399
NOOOOO!!!!

>>715643780

THIS WAS THE CORRECT ONE YOU FUCKING IDIOT.

>>715645510

Yeah. Agreed.

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>>715645510
>>715645510
>>715645510

way to fuck it up OP

>>715643498

Just text her saying that you don't approve of being treated like someone whose existence is merely tolerated for validation.

>>715645399
dubs. it will be ok.
but seeming incompetent is a huge blow to the intrigue

Roll for what I say next

>>715645510
OP is a giant fuck stick.

>>715645399
What did he even mean by this.

>>715645510
way to go OP that should have been the answer.

>>715645669

Gotta try this actually

OP holy shit how do you put pants on every day what the fuck how is anyone this retarded

>>715644864
This is pretty much the only way to go about it at this point. Either forget about her or just tell her what you want to do to her. Maybe it will turn her on and you'll start talking dirty to each other and then start fucking. Otherwise, she'll ignore you and you're back to where you started.

Take this advice. I'm a pretty sexy person, and I got the magic stick. I know if I can hit once, I can hit twice, and I hit the baddest chicks.

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>>715645914
oh now you really fucked it

Feels like she might have some cocktease issues,send some of the images back with a asking why she taking them

>>715645968
Oh i love that image thats good +1

>>715645914
You beta faggot.

No wonder she's using you as an emotional tampon. You don't have a spine. You're worse than a fucking Tardigrad.

>>715645914
need to say, when do i get a topless one

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>>715645977

>>715646195
dammit dude you are a bitch. you can't keep flip flopping you need to pick something and commit to it.

>>715645914
Why you say "nothing"? You must take an answer from here first.
Shit, at least you have some pics.

>>715646195

>whose it for (you fucking slut)

You're fucking up, dude.

>>715646195
IM JEALOUS AND INSECURE ABOUT MY SEXUAL AND MASCULINE POSITION TOWARDS YOU PLEASE LISTEN TO ME

>>715646195
This would be great!
Top kek!

>>715646069
/thread

OP, once your balls drop and you decide to act like a fucking man, she is all yours.

>>715643003

Sounds like a super manipulative person - fuck her and chuck her - and if she doesn't put out soon just cut her out of your life

>>715646195
You know whores like this can smell weakness right?

They get off on it.

You either pick to be a fucking alpha all the way through or you sit the fuck down like the beta faggot you are.

This right here shows her that you had to rethink the shit and you were a little bitch that had a lapse of courage.

FUCK.

>>715646369
is your profile picture, her profile picture...?

>>715646369
Stop, we're already dead.

>>715646461
lmfao, someone doesnt use messenger

starting to wonder if this is real...
if it is:stay nice to her,and send more and more pics of her back,
if she keeps going like this. just straight up say you wanne fuck her and go to her house right now

>>715646369
she's just as fucking retarded as you..
perfect for each other.

>>715646461
Means she's seen the message lol

>>715643003

Tell her "Tits or GTFO!"

>>715646461
Her profile

she's fucking with you for attention so she feels better about herself. she has no intention of fucking you

>>715646369

Um, you have a tendency to be aggressive then passive. You might be borderline, due.

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Why can't she answer such a simple question? Is she stupid or what?

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>>715646369
>being this fucking beta

>>715646651
say "send me a topless one"

>>715646651
>>715646651
That bitch is insane.

>>715646562

yep
>>715646651

called it

>>715646651
Thank you OP.. this takes me back. It isn't the end of the world to be a beta cuck. It might just be who we are and it could be the better decision than to try to be something we're not

Say: "You're right.. I just wish you'd let me at least send you pictures of me cumming to yours. Or maybe just meet up and enjoy it together. You make me want to cum really bad and I wish you could enjoy my cum too and not just me alone. Do you want it ? My cum?"

sayit

>>715646651
what a stupidly vague cliche to say.

>>715646369
For fucks sake op.

Say this.
"I'm off for the night, if you plan to continue this conversation the next thing I get better be you naked. I'm not here for you to tease"

>>715646651

>other shit in society
>context: risque pictures

WTF? Why did she go full SJW?

>>715646780
Don't say this. A 12 yr old clearly wrote it

>>715646812
oath

>>715646780
13 yr old confirmed

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>>715646651
>spams OP with random softcore
>cause muh SOCIETY

She's an edgelord, sage in all fields OP.

>>715646841
>>715646853
or 40 year old virgin

>>715646812
She's a pseudo-thinker.

She's too lazy to formulate any of her own thoughts so she falters on basic nihilism.

She's a pathetic parasite and OP serves his purpose to feed her because he's a beta faggot.

>>715646780
totally...if you do that shit then just fuck already
>>715646812
yup.
>>715646833
8 am here and i'm following this thread since its alive...i really want to know if this is fake or not lol

Tell her you want to fuck her brains out.

>>715646651
If it doesn't matter send me a topless one.

>>715645805
Being a passive aggresive little bitch

>>715643003
seriously just fuck her, like hold her down and do it, almost rapey, but not rape.

That's how you deal with crazy bitches like this

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>>715646986
Like a baws

Ok now, look here Op. You don't want this bitch as a friend. You've already decided that. You want to fuck her. So why the fuck are you holding back? Why aren't you just fucking telling her to send you nudes or to come over and fuck you?

Do you give a fuck if she gets pissed and stops talking to you? Probably fucking not. I bet if that happened, you wouldn't give a single fuck and you'd have forgotten all about her in a week or two. So, if you don't give a fuck about losing her friendship, why not just go for it? What's there to be afraid of? You have nothing to lose. Hell, you stand to gain free done from this fucking cunt always fucking with your emotions and making you feel like shit.

You either get pussy or you get to be rid of her. Win-fucking-win. Now quit being a pussy and tell that bitch to spread her ass for you

>>715646651
Listen here faggot, this is what you're going to send:

"Listen, it's a Saturday night and you keep sending me expecting a reaction out me.

It's very simple, you either want to fuck or your don't. Come over to my place, I'll even pick you up and we can have the fun you want.

But if that's not what you're after, then stop sending me that shit and stop trying to get a response from me."

>>715647146
This shit right here. Don't be a bitch OP

>>715647057
feels like forced labor to me...
drag her to the bedroom and be like sssht everything will be fine?

>>715646841
No I'm not 12

How old are you phaggot? She clearly wants to delve in debauchery and wants an outlet. all OP has to do is validate her inner slut

>>715647146

he seems way to beta for this

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>>715646651
>If it doesn't matter, why don't you just go all-in, instead of blue-balling me for no particular reason? Don't spam me, unless you actually want to fuck

With this line you have 50% chance to fuck her, and 50% to cut off a parasite. Nothing to lose.

>>715646853
You guys are idiots

I'm not 12 or 13. you have a lot to learn. you have to get on her level of idiotic whore mindset. doesnt matter what age. could be fucking 40.

>>715647224
>how old are you phaggot

ok nvm he's 14

>>715647057

yea honestly, both OP and her sound retarded as fuck.
My personal opinion is that these idiots never have sex and risk bringing another retarded human into existence.

My humble advice is to just actually rape her and then commit murder suicide.
For the good of us all.

>>715646969
>>715646651
you don't seem assertive enough to pressure her for her intentions, so she decides to give you this non answer. Intuitively I think pressing any further will result in loss of contact tbh. She just wants to send some nudes no questions asked it seems?, without drama or interrogation. Either way she's a crazy bitch, probably stupid as well judging by that last statement. If you wanna fuck, literally just ask her to come over and chill? I don't see the issue here.

>>715646960
I'm in my 20's and certainly no virgin lol.

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>>715647023

>>715646780
That really does sound as if it was written by a child.

It sounds really dumb.

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Faces of /b thread?

>>715647324
reply with, I said to send me a topless one

>>715647324
kek
>no

>>715647318
Its funny, because the more you try to convince us, the more like a 12yo edgelord tou sound.

>>715647283
god you're an idiot

how am i 14?

do you even have any idea what you're doing or how to get this girl to fuck? i guarantee you my message would work with her lol. 100%.

>>715647324


op just stop and use this one... you can tll she is working you into a trap of wanting to see her nude...dont fall for the trap. be a man and acknowledge this
>>715647146

can't fucking stand girls like this.

>>715647324
There you have it faggot.

She doesn't care about you. She is just using you as her temporary emotional baggage carrier.

Now, are you going to man up and delete this bitch or are you going to keep letting the world push you around like the omega faggot you are?

>>715647324

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA OP you're a loser man.

OP tell her you're asking because you want to confide some fucked up shit and you just wanted to see if she's gonna judge you.

If she seems open, tell her some weird fantasies you have that are non-threatening like having a platonic friend watch you Jack off or having a chick peg you or whatever weird shit you wouldn't tell a girlfriend because she'd think lesser of her.

If she still seems receptive, ask her to do the humiliating fantasy you have because you can't trust a girlfriend with that because they always leave you when you show them your true self.

>>715646651
Bitch is clearly crazy OP

If you like getting these pics say nothing and by all means allow it to continue.

If you don't like getting these pics then just copy pasta an entire trap thread

>>715647343
dude its not for YOU to read you fucking dumbasses, its for HER to read.

>>715647387
Wild idea, so here me out. Make a new thread instead

>>715647324
Welp now you done it OP

>>715647324
ask her to come over, and be done with this foolishness OP.

Got nudes of another girl you both know? Send them back to her.

Not saying it will work, but if you do it I'll get laugh at least.

>>715647536

haha no just do the latter thing please - that'd be dope

>>715647139
This right here.

If you were assertive, she'd probably be over swallowing your dick within the hour. Or you'd never here from this dumb cunt again.either way, you're better off.

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>>715647324
Whore-o-vision:
>C-c-could you send me *gasps* a t-topless one

You should listen to >>715647259 and cut the bullshit OP, you disgusting omega male.

>>715647324
Just tell her if she's not going to fuck you then you don't want her teasing you with suggestive pics.

>>715647324
"Stop fucking playing with me then. I don't need this."

>>715645914
you're fucking with us, right?

>>715647259
I agree

>>715647543
Yeah and when she reads it she's going to think you're gay with your over use of the word cum.

>>715647259
this cunts got the right idea.

>>715647324
Tell her to put out or shut up. She's not that interesting for you to care about anything else.

>>715647419
Do this but toss bitch on the end of it.

>>715647647

no, this is way more fucking hilarious for us though
watching this beta cuck simultaneously try and be a badass and white knight her at the same time is literally blowing up my sides.

>>715647324
>"then stop sending me all the other pics, we can either be friends, or more, not this shitty in between thing"

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>>715647324
you done for

>>715643003
typical gen y narcissist
you need to shut it down
read the game by neil strauss

why not give us the number and we will talk to her? will be nice don't worry i mean...we are /b/

>>715647860

beta alert - don't listen to this guy, it's literally just more of the same pussy ass BS you are doing OP.

>>715647860
no. do not plead.

>>715647914
thiiissss

this is fucking hilarious

>>715647902
fucking great read. my nigga

I'm just going to cut her off. Fuck her.

>>715647914
b stands for "benevolent," right?

>>715647146
send this op you dumb fuck, you keep digging, were giving you a fucking ladder. climb it.

>>715645399
dude you are so beta
it's ok tho, you can learn all your mistakes with 1 girl

just type "lol"
guaranteed success

Say this

"Look you have my dick rock hard. Let's fuck or just never talk to me again, ever. I mean it. Come suck my fucking dick. "

Sounds like an annoying bitch after skimming through the thread.
Cut her off, change your number if you need to.

>>715648079
laughed a little

jesus christ the cringe in this thread

On the other hand you can say

"Look the reason I'm asking is because I don't understand why you're sending me these pictures, Im gay, Clara. "

>>715648036
why yes it does

>>715647146
>>715648132
both are viable op

>>715648079
>just type "lol"
>guaranteed success

actually best advice yet

>>715648132
i likr the edge

>>715648173
the man can win by fucking her first

>>715648247
She doesn' deserve dick.

>>715648030
If you're gonna cut her off, why not try to get that pussy first? Be a fucking man for once in your faggot life. Grab the bull by the horns and just fucking go for it. Just type out a message saying you want to fuck. Hit send. Don't think about it, just do it. See what happens.

Might as well.

>>715648216
my roommate got laid like this once

then he told her he wasnt gay after

>>715648247
what do you mean by the edge?
im the 12, 13, 14 yr old btw

>>715647860
If he wants to cut the crap, he'd use this. Or better yet...ignore her. Since she seems to just hound you anyways when you ignore her, she'll seek you out. She wants attention--deprive her of it and she'll do whatever else you want to get it, according to your initial post: >>715643003

It's either that, or she'll bail on you OP. Good riddance if she does, she is the type that will end up as a single mother type or commit suicide due to the lack of attention.

tl;dr: she is mind fucking you. Either mind fuck her proper or get the fuck out.

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>>715648079

Shit, please do this. Then stop messaging her. Give it two days and she'll either escalate more or fuck off.

>>715648313
cucked as fuck

>>715648313
Don't stick your dick crazy

>>715648313
inb4 he gets a restraining order and put on sexual predator list LOLOLOL

>>715648385
Do this!

>>715648367
I don't think you know what that means.

OP is gone...
thhis was sad

More screencaps OP

>>715648433
fLMAO i love u

OP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OS1axkjL0V0

>>715647324
"Ok then I get that you're afraid to like most people. It's disappointing, I thought you had what it takes...that you were fearless, but you got to know your limitations." Then don't reply if she replies without the buses, don't bitch out.

>>715648132
"Look I got a hardon, buddy. You have to suck me now or I know I'll get blue balled"

stop being a pussy op just say "you keep sending pics and teasing, are you trying to fuck" there you fucking go.

What's going on OP let's see some screenies

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>>715643918
this is me is this bad

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I told her to fuck off
3 missed calls

just delete her OP.
she's a useless edgy cunt and not even good looking.
even if you would be able to bang her once I guarantee you would regret it.
just cut her off completely

>>715648465
means you don't have any self respect you little fucking worm.
you'd stick your dick in the fucking vacuum cleaner you pathetic beta nu male!
well not me! and not op! Not today! RESTRAINING ORDER DO IT FAGGOT!
post her obit when she kills herself.

>>715648678
if this is OP congrats but I wanna see proof

what a cunt

>>715648649
Yeah no shit its bad you fucking retard

>>715648678
Tell her to start cutting. She'll get more attention

>>715648678
Show that proof you faggot.

>>715648678
I think Tina Fey is a good portrayal of a strong, post-modern woman

"what's your favorite anime?"
trust me, panties on the floor in no time

>>715648678
good, learn to play her

>>715648805
no. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cuckold

>>715648813
alright :/

>>715648917
"I admin an anime facebook page"

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>>715648678
Do >>715647259 faggot!

Send her a dick pic and tell get busy or get lost

>>715648678
PROOF

>>715648917
LOL

>>715648932

Sad but true.
When you learn how to play women, it gets insanely easy to get laid.

>>715647545
Top kek

>>715649111
Trips of truth

>>715649111
Trips do not lie

>>715648917
No, first explain why your favorite anime is so great, trust me, they'll see how passionate you are and be impressed by your listening ability

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>>715648932
>>715649111

>>715648941
>implying cucks have self respect
Cut your worthless beta dicklet off and hang yourself with a belt you legitimate faggot.

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>>715649289

>>715649429
Of course I'm upset! I'm a red blooded man! I got a big heart! I like jet skiing and eating enchilades and wearing shorts when it's cold out! I don't like cucks!

>>715649555
Nice trips. Red or green on those enchiladas?

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Finish the phone call you finally caved for, and post an update.

>>715649555
bingo! we have a laugh

>>715649622
Fucking get thread now...

>>715649622
Nice dubs.
Red is the only proper sauce. Red like the blood pumping through my veins. OP, tell this bitch you're getting a restraining order in the morning.

>>715647324
Post her social profs. Or send her a link to thia thread so she can have a taste of MUH REAL SOCIETY

>>715649752
Hahaha I thought the same, fucking this

>>715649555
How dare you speak to us
How dare you open your vape-scented cock tunnel and try to speak like an intelligent life form
Take your manicured fingers off your keyboard and never talk about lifestyles again, you absolute faggot

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thread is now about enchiladas

>>715649764
Check this 76

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Thread was interesting until op went full cuck

>>715650011
Fucking enchiladas get thread. I swear...

>>715648678
good for you, nobody fuckin cares.

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This thread is now about Danny Devito's ass

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>>715650011
Those look pretty good my dubs having friend. But look at these bad boys.

>>715646195
OP STOP FUCKING UP THIS IS WHY SHE DOESNT LIKE YOU

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>>715650231

>>715648678
Be honest with her, just tell her you like her.

If she doesn't feel the same, then she should stop

>>715650251
Hey now this thread is about enchiladas or Devito ass, get that unrelated shit outta here

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op is such a fucking beta

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>>715650309

>>715643003
She likes to prick tease you, pure and simple. Tell her that she has three options, be fuck buddies with no strings, be in a relationship or stop sending pics and just be normal friends. Call her on her bullshit prick teasing.

Tell her if she doesn't put out you're going to fuck her dad

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>>715650404

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>>715650404
I see your post and I'll raise you with Chicken Enchiladas

>>715650446
> Tell her that she has three options, be fuck buddies with no strings, be in a relationship or stop sending pics and just be normal friends.

>>715650404
filename lol

>>715650404
Where has the best enchiladas?

>>715645778
Said this twice today and it's already catching on, you see me in the other threads or what?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ahmyLNVltM

Watch this video op, be this guy.
Other than, you know, the whole race thing.

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Let's make this a "gay Trump" treat

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>>715650484
>green sauce

>>715650596
Fuck stick has been around since you were inside your mom's pussy.

>>715647146
this

>>715650446
Who the fuck says "prick teasing"?

>>715650687
It's green Chile or red Chile sauce for god tier not Tex Mex trash

>>715650314
The most faggot advice.

Op, text her that if she doesn't fuck you that you really don't want to hear from her. You are too busy for games. Be a goddamn alpha for a change.

>>715650757
I didn't say I invented it, but this is the first I've seen someone else use it in a long time. Just curious.

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>>715650524
Fuck those look good
>>715650592
Your kitchen. Enchiladas are easy to make, fairly inexpensive, and very versatile. Just check out these breakfast enchiladas

>>715650592
Sinaloa. You'll have a great time.

FUCK HER DAD

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>>715650649
This

>>715650869
No nigga, you're not important. You're smaller than a speck of dust in the cosmic scale.

>>715650314

literally never do this with a girl like her, she is NOT down to be honest

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>>715650874
Let us enchilada enthusiasts get together and eat this shit while OP cucks himself

>>715651144
Faggot OP left already...

>>715647146
This is your only recourse OP. You beta cuck.

>>715651246

Multiple dollars (in canadian, sorry) says he's currently on the phone with her, crying.

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>>715651246
Well even better, ya'll know any sauces for this? cuz all i got is guac and I want some more options

>>715651246
He's here he's just inserting things into his anus as the girl dictates

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>>715651144
I see you have an eye for quality as well as dubs. One thing's for sure, OP may or not be having sex with an emotionally retarded whore but he's not getting enchiladas anytime soon.

>>715643003
She just wants attention, starve her and she'll end up on your doorstep begging to blow you. Then once you nut in her mouth, kick her out and never talk to her again.

>>715651246
He's on the phone, fucking up any chance he had at getting pussy. Foreveralone.jpg

>>715651369
No one wants your Monopoly money, you filthy Canuck. Poast more Danny DeVito ass.

>>715651369
>implying he still has this thread open for further /b/roceptance

Which he lost since he made a little bitch of himself when he decide to make this thread to begin with.
So ayy, I'll give you paypal so you can transfer the money once this thread nears it's end.

>>715648345
this >>715647860 aint going to cut the crap. She's going to say, lets still be friends.... Do I look sexy in this picture?

What OP needs to do is ask her if she wants to fuck, and if she says no, call her a cock tease and block her ass.

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>>715651385
See if OP would cook some fucking enchiladas that aren't tendie tier maybe she'd be down to pound

Send her pictures of yourself posing exactly the same and when she gets pissy tell her she's a cis scum sexist pig and you're reporting her to tumblr

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>>715651623
Your wish is my command

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>>715651623

>>715651623
>>715651935
>>715651986

What.The.Fuck.

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>>715651682
>ask her if she wants to fuck
Why have sex when you could be making and eating enchiladas?
>>715651833
this, op's dick is as dry as his enchiladas

>>715644748

Ok i'm off this thread. Its obviously fake. She has too much practice taking those angles. She has put hours in practicing that skill set and no boyfriends for 5 years what utter shit. Any girl with that many provocative tattoos had been through a mile of dick

>>715652061
He's gonna Danny DeFEATo this thread

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>>715652140
Too bad he'll never be all over her like the cheese is on these enchiladas

>>715650011
>>715650231
>>715650309
>>715650404
>>715650524
>>715650687
>>715650874
What is with this baked shit? Real enchiladas are made one by one in oil then sauce, what the fuck

>>715650484
my nigga, green salsa is objectively the best

>>715652232
Bls no.