/b i had sex with a single mom last night she wants to get serious

https://www.reddit.com/r/ruetama/comments/5ajdgr/kharlie_stone_brunette_spinner_fucks_on_halloween/

No fuck shit she wants your money. Pump and dump the bitch.

>>715627201
lol she has sex ONCE with you and wants to get serious? RUN

>>715627201
Don't do it no matter how good she is in the sack don't do it

>>715627201
Need nudes for proof, OP.

So you had sex with her once and she wants to move in?

Either dump her because she's fucking nuts or take it slow to see if something happens.

THIS ISN'T HARD, FAGGOT! NOW GO GET US PICS OF HER TITS

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her tits are FUCKING amazing and shes a slut

what if we kept separate bank accounts? then say in 1 year we split up shes not legally entitled to shit? am i correct in thinking that

Post nudes or stfu

>>715627201
Chances are she's a single mom for a reason plus she wants to move in after you plough her once ? So id say it's more than a coin flip that she's crazy

>>715627571
No. Don't underestimate a desperate poor single mother. She will find a way to make a court make you hand her your money.

>>715627201
Find rich people and date them, so they're not in it for your money like, if that pic is her she looks like she spends her child suport on her hair clothes makeup and gym membership.
Get the fuck out OP

Don't care post tits

>>715627571
If she says you raped her she gets it all. Have fun paying to raise your wife's son for the rest of your life as well.

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>>715627744
Dubdubs says all. Tits now.

>>715627571
If you take every precaution to keep her out of your bank account then she'll let you fuck her one last time and forget to take the pill that morning
Then it's RIP in peace OPs bank account

Not worth it. Just use her while you can.
>>715627201

>>715627201
Here's a test, offer to rent her a room...odds are she'll barter down to fucking you down to free. Been there.

>>715628036
Or even worse if she's turbo crazy she could get you to knock her up then cry rape there is no bitch proof bank account

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>>715627201
Not your kid... not your problem.
Save your money.
Buy a fuckbot in 10yrs and enjoy life for the next 70.

>>715627201
i know this is /b/ but this is a weird question. how long have you been together? just one night and she already wants to "get serious"? no matter what your inclination is towards her it's in your best interest to play things slow. make her earn some shit first

>>715627201
RUN. Unless you want to put up with her pay for what ever she "needs" for her kids while she's monkey branches to your brother or your rich best friend plus vD

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>>715628439
met last week, went on a date just last night and went to the bedroom after

shes a freak in bed but after we had sex we were talking and she's told me about her life and how hard her upbringing was..

after that we had some more pity sex and she went on her way

>>715628390
Mgtow ? Is a thing on /b/ damn

>>715627571
Okay... now it sounds like you're looking for excuses to have her move in.

You're done for. Wed man walking.

>>715627201
Don't do it. There's a reason she's single.

>>715627201
>shes in love with my assets/money

Hit the nail on the head anon

She doesn't give a fuck about you


Don't be a dipshit.

>>715627201
She's a single mom who is young. Of course she's anxious for attention and stability, especially from someone who hits it right and seems put together.

Pump the breaks. Slow it down. Don't move her in. If you really like her plan for the long game. If you just like her tits. Have fun but don't do her wrong.

>>715627201
RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

>>715628808
this. Single mom is the biggest red flag there is.

>>715627571
If she is a slut, ofc she is in it for the money.

>>715628757
agreed.
OP youre gonna be a cuck for pussy

>>715628623
Met last week? Slow your fucking roll. You are titty drunk.

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>>715628863
>>715628897
>>715628906
>>715628920
what is it like raising another man's bastard?

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if you are posting on /b/ about this, you are overthinking it and you probably already know your answer.

dont.

>>715628996
My nigga she look like a roach. If you got deep pockets then you could do better

>>715628623
obviously you're at least a little interested. she's probably not in love with you either, but realizes she gave up too much too quickly (again?). she's hoping she can convince you to meet her foolish level of vulnerability. no fucking way you should do that. be smart. play it slow. even if let's say you do marry this girl someday. I can fucking tell you from experience this is your one shot right now to set expectations with her and get the kind of treatment you want from her. drag it out

>>715629216
cont..

she's dealt you a winning hand. play it. don't get foolish and waste it

>>715627201
>wants to get serious
>has a 2 year old son
>wants to move in with me
>luxury condo
>shes in love with my assets/money

>her tits are FUCKING amazing
>shes a slut

>met last week
>date just last night
>bedroom after
>freak in bed
>more pity sex

OP has the kind of stupidity that literally KILLS PEOPLE.

young Mexican bitch with a kid, I'm shocked. clingy too, absolutely shocked. hope u wore a rubber dude.

>>715629216
>>715629312

Shut the fuck up, retard.
>I can fucking tell you from experience

You obviously have none with women, again, shut the fuck up retard.

>>715629339
nope you know what on second thought. go for it. what could possibly go wrong. a lesson will be learned.

>>715627571
PLEASE DO NOT DO IT. RUN.

She wants to trap you and get your money.
She had sex with you once and wants to get serious? RUN.

I've seen a buddy of mine who fell for a single mom (she was smokin'). She claimed "intense emotional abuse," and now has his house.

Please! Take care with triflin' bitches.

>>715629446
if you think i'm wrong then you're probably the virgin here

>>715627201

>wants to get serious with someone with a kid
>another man previously fucked your girl and she had his kid
>you now want to provide for and raise the kid

Spell it with me now :D
>C
>U
>C
>K

If your having any kind of doubts its would be really unfair on the kid most of all to have to readjust to living somewhere new then having to move back into some shitty apartment all over again in 2 years when you decide you've actually made an awful mistake...

fuck her in the ass like the dirty whore she is. then leave the bitch.

thank me later

>>715627201
just keep her around as a casual fuck buddy just tell her that you don't want to rush into things she'll understand that at least... just keep putting it off and putting it off and tell her your not ready but just keep banging her anyway, if that really is pic related well done man, she is fuckin SMOOOOOKIN' hot!

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>>715629593
>>715629546
>>715629793
>>715629216
OP here

thanks for the advice boys, think ive made my decision now

gonna offer her my second bedroom for her and her kid, let her stay with me for atleast 1-2 months and see how it goes

thanks /b from one faggot to another

>>715627201
if she needs help, and you're the one that can give it, do it, anon. no child needs to grow up without a father figure around.

If you are serious about getting involved with this woman make her wait an entire 2 years before she ever is allowed to live in your house. You've only known her a week you idiot.


Stop thinking with your dick and think with your mind. You're not that child father you never will be and you can never be. I hope for that child's sake that the mother hasn't introduced you and won't introduce you for months... But here we are and you thinking about letting this woman move in already. Do you not smell something wrong in the air?

>>715630032
PRENUP/COHABITATION AGREEMENT. PLZ.

>>715627201
she's hot show us the titties and the pussy OP

>>715630032
You are the dumbest motherfucker (literally) on /b/ this week.

>>715630032
You have just proven that you are Beyond retarded.

>>715627201
get serious, get a friend to try and fuck her. if he smash, problem solved. amateur.

>>715630032
damn dude. you do that and it goes one of two ways: bad for you or bad for the kid. fucking hell

>>715630551
Could be both!

>>715630032
Grats
Pls post moar OP, ty

>>715627201
She wants to move in after just having sex once?
Sounds like she just wants you to be a cuck and support her.

>>715628623
>lures you in with lots of great sex right away
>gives you a sob story to make you pity her
>wants to move in after having sex with you once

Bro, bro, BRO, BRRROOOO. THIS IS A GODDAMN CUT-AND DRY CASE OF A CRAZY BITCH PLOTTING TO STEAL YOUR MONEY.

SHE WANTS TO MOVE IN WITH YOU AFTER DATING FOR A FUCKING WEEK. A __W E E K__

TAKE OFF YOUR PUSSY BLINDERS YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT

One morning she will "forget" to take her pill. You'll knock her up. A year later she divorces you and runs away with your house and/or money.

Or maybe she accuses you of rape and still gets away with your money.

She's a desperate, poor single mom who knows she can use her looks to lure in successful men like you.

DON'T BE A DUMMY

Well I am an oldfag here and have some secondhand experience with single mums. Here's one example (but I have plenty more.)

My brother dated a single mum for a few months. This was one crazy bitch. My brother is a military vet, but is not an aggressive person. This bitch used to hit him and scream at him to the point that he would have to leave the house.

He, in my opinion, let the relationship go on too long because he was a bit beta, but when he dumped her after she attacked him for a third time, the real insanity of this woman came out.

She bombarded him with calls, texts, and emails.

When that didn't work she publicly accused him of assaulting her on social media, posting on all of our families personal fb pages.

When that didn't work she decided to tell him she was pregnant.

He immediately called me, and I laughed. He said, "it's bullshit, right?"

"obviously." said I

She had a 3 year old daughter at the time. Poor girl could barely speak, was screamed at, slapped, or parked in front of a TV all day. Imagine screaming at and hitting a toddler for failing to control their bladder, a skill they've only just learned. Imagine how that would feel if you were that 3 year old.

She'll be about 8 now. A terrifying thought how she'll be as an adult.

Tl;Dr single mums are fucking crazy.

if 4chan taught me anything, stay away from single moms

>>715630032
makes me sick. so fucking naive

>>715630032

kek

dumb decision, and i bet it will last more than 1-2 months, just watch

>>715630817
moar experiences


tldr single mom thread

>>715627201
are you dense why are you even asking. You fucked her good for you now you have 2 choices keep fucking or dont. but moving in together over a one night stand!? have fun getting cucked.

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>>715627201

How are you stupid enough not to know what to do but still have a luxury condo? Dad and mom? Lottery? Athlete? If you have enough brain power to have a job that allows you to afford a luxury condo then theoretically you have enough brain power to figure this one out yourself. So what aren't you telling us?

>>715628996
Its not about raising the kid. You're actually looked like a godsend if you do it. Nothing wrong with it.

Problem is everything is about the kid. You bring up the beach, for example, she will go "oh we need to take little johnny to the beach! He's never been!" Or you bring up anything you like, she will find a fucking way to relate it to the kid. Oh, and they all the built in excuses are insane.

PS you've been with her a week? The fact that she wants to get serious is crazy. Ask her 10 basic questions about you and she won't know half. Bitch doesn't even know your birthday. I'll bet u.

>>715631111
she will know enough to get shit from the courts...

>>715631111
Since I got quads u need to text her right now and ask her a few basic questions. Post it on here. Ask her your birthday, middle name, and your favorite food. She won't know one.

>>715627201
Good on ya for fucking her

>now move along

"Na I already jacked off"

>>715631345
i support this

if 4chan taught me anything - its people are fucking stupid and if you take any advice from anyone here your an ever bigger fucking idiot

i wanna see her titties OP post em

Take her.. You're made for each other. She's a money hungry slut and you're a fucking retarded virgin. Darwinism proves both of your genetic lines will fail.

>>715631345
OP here
your wish is my command .

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>>715627201
Dude, think about it. She's a fucking babe, and she knows it, she's apparently good at fucking and that's about it, and she has a kid. You on the other hand are single and have enough cash to afford a really nice condo. Of course she's going to use you.

>>715631704
tell her we'll give our endorsement if she sends nudes

If you have enough money to buy afford a luxury condo, you could do so much better than a single mother after your money.

It'll crash and burn after a month.

>>715631345
Innominate to add to the list the eviction process for removing a tenant not paying rent that claims she's been abused by her boyfriend... Oh yeah there is none you lose the condo!

I had an issue with a crazy ex she didn't even live in my place nor did she have legal claim to any part of the title. But because she had a key the cops forced me to let her right in the door.

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>>715631867

It's always the gorgeous crazies that prey on men like parasites. They're probably all raised by single mothers too.

Hell, even the ugly ones sometimes catch some poor fucker drunk on a night out.

>>715631525
that thread was hilarious. Im glad that caught on. it describes alot of my life.
Hey! wanna have a sleep over?
nah, im tired and i have to work super early in the mornign maybe some night soon!
when i could have just told the truth and said
"Na, i already jacked off"

>>715631987

>>715630032
40+ oldfag here. You're making a huge mistake OP. You can help her get on her feet with some money if you feel so inclined, but once she moves in with you you're stepping into a world where everything gets convoluted legally.

OP. Why she single tho.

>>715631987
SHOW US HER TITTIES op

>>715630032
Wow Lol this goescagainst everyone's advice? At best we said take it slow. At worst we said stay the fuck away, period. I hope you die of carbon monoxide poisoning.

>>715627201
Totally wants your money, but really who gives a fuck

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>say you will be losing your job very soon because of company/work layoffs. Say you will work at McDonald's and get a smaller apartment for you and them
>She accepts, congrats.
>She declined, reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep

>>715632183
yeah this is literally the first time I've hoped OP was a troll

>>715630032

the most retarded shit keeps happening in 2016.

>>715631987
hate to spoil the fun but there's a visual defect in that screenshot. it's obviously manipulated (beyond the censorship)

>>715627201
mgtow

This is guaranteed bait, nobody is actually still this dumb. Even niggers wouldn't fall for this.

>>715631987
Okay let's see what's up. She wants your apartment, money, and a babysitter. Your cock is just an obstacle to her. She will put out less and less.

PS. If she fucked your beta ass in a week and is already talking about being serious, how many others do you think she's done this to? They were just smart enough to run!

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>>715630032

>>715630800
This

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>>715631987

>>715632451
>2nd reply
Good eye Anon

>>715627571
Run bro.

She's hot an all, but she's got a kid and wants to move in after only a week.

Since you're a guy with his own place she's zoning in on the convenience that you offer.

A kid is already a huge money pit. Sacking up with you means she won't have to fret the costs of keeping a roof over her head.

I say keep dating her for at least a year before letting her live with you.

>>715632690
so 1 for 3?

>>715630032
u thick fuck
iu lose it all moment u let her in
ur gonna deserve everything u get

>>715627201
Take her and her child to your home then tie her up to your bed and rape her child infront of her, if she's ok with it she truly loves you, if she's not get a knife and some trash bags then kill them both and put them in the bags then just take them out like you usualy do with your trash.

>>715632690
Okay she's really 1/3 bc if you didnt eat pizza last night ud be fucked. Also, pizza is like 80% of men.

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>>715633059
True b tard comes through

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fuck all you faggots that think i shouldnt cash in on this opportunity. she's gonna be my slut

she's hot as fuck, and most of you faggots are neckbeard basement dweller virgins

jealous cause i got some fucking cash and a decent place

>>715632690
tell her you want to get know her really well and for her to know you really well and out of respect for her and the kid you don't want to rush into something that could hurt them if it doesn't work out. but I wouldn't say that in a text. tell her in person next time

>>715627201
Do it OP. If you get bored with her, you can always fuck her son.

>>715632690
Ask her what attracted her to you? If she gets all crafty with it, really gassing you up, talking about your charm, looks, and sense of humor...we know this bitch is lying.

ok op you either show us the tits or fuck right off

>>715633374
please God, let this be a troll. too fucking dumb. I'm sure I have more money than your dumb ass

>>715627201
Tell her you are into ALL the fetishes and see if she's still down

wtf OP you are a fucking idiot

>>715633605
C
U
C
K

>>715633374
You asked us for advice. Why do you think 50 fucking people are saying don't fuvking do it. Some people have been in your shoes and saying don't fucking do it.

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>>715627412
/THREAD

Fucking hell..

This is pleb bait though, 2/10

>>715633374
she looks fatter in recent pics. find out if shes currently gaining or currently loosing weight. LOOK AT HER PARENTS. she'll probably have a balanced diet at your place and fucking blow up because shes used to welfare nourishment and tiny portions

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this one's for all you faggots that said i cant do what i want... next screens gonna be my bank account you neckbeard virgins

>>715627201
I can't believe you have to come make a thread on /b/ about something SO FUCKING OBVIOUS YOU FUCKING RETARD

>>715633605
that has to be the most fucking ridiculous thing ive ever read. I might actually save if for a cringe thread.

>>715633786
obvious fake. whole thread fake. peace out

>>715633786
Lol we know she's in it for your money dumbass. We knew that. She doesn't like you for your looks or your great personality. kek

>>715633374
Yeah we all are just basement dwellers with no money or a decent place to live but atleast we are not looking for advice on fucking /b/

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next trips
gets $100 e transfered

>>715633786
LOL if you're not a troll, you're an idiot. Good luck dumbass. Don't say we didn't tell you what was coming you fucking moron.

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>>715633786
>Has sex once
>Wants to be married already

>>715633786
she loves you already? dreaming of getting married?
dude what the actual fuck.

>>715634115
trips checkem

>>715634115
ya mean these tripz

>>715634115
Baby I needs money. Roll

>>715634115
I used to make about that much a year when I was overseas. It won't last long, she's gonna suck you dry. Given that one hop in bed is enough for you to consider letting her move in, say's you're an ugly beta fuck who was a virgin before her.

>>715627571
You respond to good advice with a rationalizing effort....you are so fucked....

/thread

>>715634349
Plz send me money baby

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>>715633374
Dude u are fucking retarded

>>715634446
I got trips lol.

>>715633605
yea thats a fake imessage convo app buddy... threads over nobody cares.

>>715633605
is this guy trolling us. Holy fuck that is hilarious.

>>715631525
>"Nah, I already jacked off"
Idgaf about being called a newfag but this deserves being a meme

Thread was way too funny

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>>715627201

OP, here is my impression of you:

HAYU GUYSH I HAWD SHEX WITH ALL UR MARMS LASHT NERT.

Y'all n***** posting in a trollin autism thread

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>>715633605
Has to be bait, nobody is this fucking lame

>>715634115
There is no way you have that much money and you're this retarded

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>>715633786
>>715633729
I take it back, 3/10 troll, +1 for sheer effort

(5/10 if the whole purpose of your troll was to illustrate how dumb the average /b/ user is)

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>>715627201
If she was a sensible woman, she would not have become a single mother.

If you are a fucking idiot who will destroy his own life one way or another....this is as stupid a way as any......go for it!!!

>>715634115
"Last login 2015"?

Solid troll.

>>715633605
retard alert...you know what, you deserve what's coming to you. Fucking Darwinism at it's finest

You haven't logging since 2015?

>>715634726
No it wasn't you spastic.

>>715634235
Who's he?
Think i've seen him somewhere..

>>715627201
Shes hot but got a kid - so leave her. Kids are a no go

>>715634115
I need a new pair of shoes

>>715634520
Please send a poor fag some change

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>>715633374
this bitch is all set up with condo and $$?

fuck us all, our race is doomed !

>>715634115
Bull-fucking-shit faggot

>>715634803
Haha alright ya retard, time to power down that windows 98 COMPAQ and go to sleep.

>>715630032
Enjoy fucking your whole life over. Hope its worth for some used goods.

Dow, just....wow.
CHUCKS, ESPECIALLY ALL THOSE who replied thinking this thread was real....Do /b/ a favor, bruh..... kys.

>>715633374

Someone needs to screenshot this so in 6 months when this bitch comes crying about how this parasite stole his life we can laugh at him

I think OP is lying. *shrug*

She's clearly desperate for the money since she has a kid, wait a while buddy. You don;t want to get played right? I mean..

>>715631987

fake and gay. there should be a date/ time stamp in between the the most recent post and previous one.

this thread is b8

>>715634712
post the REAL pic anon. I need it for...research purposes.

Will a please suffice?

>>715635713
PLEASE?

>>715633605

b8

6/10 you rustled some serious jimmies with this

>>715634115
thats the old chase page layout. it has changed
>last login 5/2015
nice fake. who doesnt check into their account at least monthly
OP is a fraud

>>715634115

>last log in 2015
>keeping half a million in one account


1/10. try again

>>715635612
No shit knee-grow. OBVIOUSLY A SMART ENOUGH HUMAN would search the pic online but are too stupid to think.

>>715627201
Fuck her but for the love of Christ don't let her move in. She has a fucking kid you idiot.

>>715627201
come clean, OP. are you a female? you succeeded in trolling these butthurt virgins

>>715636270
another dumbass. hey shit for brains.

>>715627201
The only circumstance where it is acceptable to date a single mother is if she's a widow.
NOT "my baby daddy is dead to me and my kid never sees him."
What you are looking for is "I fell in love, we got married, we had a kid, then he died."
You are looking for all of those thing in that exact order.

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>>715627201
>my luxury condo
>on /b/

WTF? Why are you on /b/?

All women want assets. It's a matter of determining how annoying their assets are to put up with, and how long you're willing to put up with their annoying assets.

>>715627571
>she is a slut
then why the fuck would you let her move in with you? you may well be the dumbest motherfucker on the planet.

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public enemy number 1

>>715636430
OP HERE.

two words for the dumb fucks in here...DUMB ASSES.
Has to be a new record.

>>715636570
dumbass>>715636601
Stupid ass
>>715636631
>>715636672
Just kys

ITT: Faggots getting baited this hard

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>>715634115
check em

>>715627201
The answer is No you Retard. She's someone else's left overs. You think she'd be any good then where the fuck is guy #1, guy #2?

>>715636751
hurry the fuck up and come clean with it. this thread is dying fast. you wont reach 300 post. its going to 404 soon

just come clean with your successful trolling

>>715636913
>dumbass>>715636601 (You)

Really? Can you elaborate? If you think I believed you, you're wrong.
Playing along. Its you dumb fucking thread, and I just got her.

"dumbass" that's all that you have for an insult?
You're a dumb as fuck shit, if you think I'm bothered.

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>>715633374
Nevermind, do whatever you want. You deserve 100% of what's coming to you.

>>715633374
Would she fucking deal with you if you were broke and homeless? With a kid? You wouldn't be a fucking footnote in her biography.

Pull your head out of your ass because you're about to lose everything you fucking own to a bitch who's going to trick you into marriage, trick you into divorce, and pay for the lawyers with more than half your money.

You fucking mega-cuck.

Only good thing about single mom's is being able to fuck their kid.

i need rent money or im gonna be homeless
trips get

>>715633374

yeah we're all basement dwellers because baby boomers and previous generations fucked the economy

>>715634115
tips

>>715635146
I'm 17, you're just stupid.

>>715635146
Did you read the op?
Can you read?

>>715627201
Run

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>>715627988
Double checkin dubs checking double dubs.

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>>715634115
Fuck it why not?

>>715630032
You deserve what you're about to get.
It's called a honeytrap, and you're at least the second retard to fall into it with this chick.

>>715636913
>>715637208
Don't really care but I'm just pointing out the 'obvious'
pretty much you sire, are one of the dumbest.

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Now you're an idot and trapped

We'll who's jealous when you're on the street because you let a slut extort you in exchange for her pussy. No matter how good it is.

>>715634626
Out of everything autistic in this thread this was by far the most autistic

>>715634115
That's all? What are you 25?

>>715634115
Plz

>>715640103
Seriously. What, did you have poor grandparents OP?

>>715627201
DUDE JUST DONT DO IT!!!

>>715627201
Run. Shes after your shit, no you.

I've been with enough natives to know that they all play you for your money. Especially this slutty looking neech. OP, STAY AWAY

Nobody who spells and texts as poorly as OP has a decent job or money.

>>715640499
Drug runners make pretty good cash.

>>715634115
[email protected]
thanks in advance

>>715634115
Kik emred34 for paypal when i get dem trips

>>715627201
In some states, just living together can make you two LEGALLY MARRIED. Called common law marriage. It can create a real divorce.

>>715640611
>>715634115
dubs werent good enough, looks like ill have to do it a second time

>>715640815
roll

>>715640861
im tryin here

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Dont do it, no dont do it

>>715640885
cucked

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>>715640885
Checkum kid

>>715627988
Are you a fucking wizard ????

>>715641304
Forgot to crop that pic also forgot to get quads my b

>>715627201

Hot as fuck. Make sure she's not nuts (i.e. wants to move in immediately)

>>715632304
fuck you

>>715627571
Aw dude. Why you have to post a pic with the kid?
That's a little dude's mom right there. Deal with her honestly. If you are interested in the sort of long term relationship that might result in eventually sharing assets with her, then go for it. If not, cut her loose. She had a kid to raise.

Single mothers are single mothers for a reason. Say goodbye to all your shit fag

I got scammed out of $1k from a single mom before. She gave a sob story and then took her little bastard on a cruise. DONT FUCKING GET INVOLVEDWITH THIS BITCH! You will end up broke, cheated on, lose all your shit, or all of the above. ANY woman wanting to get that serious after a week is A. Bat Shit Insane B. Has alterior motives or C. BOTH! Don't say we didn't warn you fucking idiot. I am 33, single, and have my own house. My ex-wife didn't get shit because I was smart and got a lawyer early.

>>715627201
Lose her and date someone in your financial bracket to avoid being used

>>715627201

OP don't be a retard, just fuck her and do nothing else. Don't let her move in and don't let her get close to you emotionally. Just fuck her and enjoy her body while you can.

>>715642729
This

>>715642729
This

>>715627201
OP she looks latina.. I would just be nice and not even fuck her because that biiiiiittttttccccchhhhhh is crazy

i want money