>you walk into your room >see this bitch standing in the

Ayy babe, give me a blowjob until my dick looks like a rainbow.

>>715618187
turn 360 degrees and walk away.

>>715618187
Whip out my dick.

>You have the right to suck this cock slut. Get to work.

>>715618187
Realistically? Call the police. But since I'm on /b/ I'll probably say I'll rape her or some shit.

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Throw myself on the floor, flailing around like a toddler having a tantrum while screaming "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!!!!!"

>>715618187
She may be a SJW bitch, but she's still sexy.

Get the holy water out

>>715618187
"You are an intruder on private property, if you do not leave now, I will call the police and report you for breaking and entering".

>>715618371
you'd be looking in the same direction then, retard LOL

I'd make her rape my boypussy

Laci, please leave my house or I am calling the police for entering my house without permission.

>>715618187
tell her she looks like she has a stroke when she talks with one side of her mouth like that and its a deal breaker for a blowjob from her

Stab her in the cunt and eat her face.

>>715618474
I'll get the robes and bible

>>715618187
Tell her she have the right to fuck off unless she wants to take the right to ride dat D

>>715618524
b8

Fuck it, someone new to talk to.

Stick it in her pooper

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>>715618187
>Sit down silently as if I'm interested in listening
>After she prattled on for about five minutes, unzip my pants.
>Masturbate to her continuing to talk, her running away, attacking me, or standing sitting there mouth agape.
>Whatever happens, I masturbate.

>>715618695
This

id probably whip my dick out and smack her with it,then have her suck it after i stuck it in her ass

>>715618187

easy, Hit her until she leaves. For me its a first offense

>>715618187
look at her and say there's two genders and walk out

get naked

>>715618524
>being this new

>>715618187
turn 90 degrees and walk away

>>715618187
punch the little shit right in the throat

>>715618187

A.

>M: Hey! You're that one girl from SourceFed, righgt?
>H: Yeah <bleh>
>M: Cool, so um who knows you're here?
>H: Well, no one.

Kill her, dumb in liquid N, break into pieces, dispose in random trash cans in city

B.

>M: Hey! You're that one girl from SourceFed, righgt?
>H: Yeah <bleh>
>M: Cool, so um who knows you're here?

Call the cops for this bitch trespassing.

I would suck her dick and let her fuck my ass until I cum

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>>715618474
>>715618599
got you covered

rape her

>>715618780
>Breaking and entering
More like 0th offense. Bitch gon' learn.

>>715618187
I would rush over to her, pretend i'm listening...
then ofc because i'm on /b/ I would open her mouth and shit down her throat

>>715618885
Thanks anon

>>715618187
>Laci, please leave my house. You're trespassing, your politics are shit, and you have the gaping maw of a yawning chimp.

>>715618187

Laugh at her for being a dumb social media cunt who cried when Trump won.

>turn 45 degrees and walk away

>>715618745
she looks nearly identical to one of my ex-classmates,the ex-classmate was the class's bitch aswell

>>715618780
Anon you're such a poopsmoker that it should be an amendment to molest faggotqueers like you down a 72 story building with 200 pounds of leaking smeared feces on feverjohn's lavenderish fish scented poonahtata

>>715618912
This

>>715618872
>Luka Magnotta detected

>>715618187
I would ask her what on earth she is doing in my house and would throw her out. While doing so I would tell her how fat she went and that Im disappointed by her current appearance.

>>715618187
lock the door

>>715619294
>rAeP tIeM

>>715619084
wonderful things happend at '45 but surely not that you turn around. Its 180°

tell get to arrange a debate between herself (sexual-liberations sjw and Anita Sarkeesian (sexual-restriction sjw), would be a batshitcrazy debate

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>>715619097
She's got a very round face, but I like girls with round faces.

>>715619678

>round face

all the women you posted are fat though

>>715618187
Ask her "what does it feel like knowing that you will never find someone that will genuinely love you for who you are and what you stand for?" Then point her to the door get out.

>>715619482
>newfag detected

>>715618745
God damn she looks stupid.

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>>715619786
Ahh I wouldn't say that, man. I'd maybe call them chubby, at that's the most extreme really. No one girl there has a tummy that goes past their waist so I wouldn't call them fat.

>>715619892
Actually its vice versa.

>>715620081
>faggot detected

>>715618745
She looks like she in one those casting pornhub videos

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>>715619979
Yea she looks ditzy there but she still makes my wiener tingle so whatever.

explain to her why the jews are bad

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>>715620174
I completely agree.

call the police

call the policee

>>715620174
I'm pretty sure that a trip to college and a women's studies class was the only thing that steered her away from said casting couch.

>>715618187

Laci Green raped me.

>>715620624
You can't rape the willing

>>715618187
Set fire to my house

>>715618187
Say "do you like corn chips? I've got some dorritos"

>>715620072

>call them chubby

whats the difference,chubby is just another word fat chicks use to make it sound better

>>715618187
Rape her till she likes it. Take too much Valium after I cum inside her. Knock her out with a left hook. Call the cops, tell them she drugged and raped me as I pass out. Wake up to her getting arrested.

Throw her down the stairs.

>>715618187
Tell her to get the fuck out. She'll probably scream rape after we've been at it five times.

Throw her up the stairs.

throw her into the stairs

>>715618187
Laugh. Punch fuck.

>>715618187
Agree and politely listen. Once she's done depending on my mood I'll either enslave her or let her walk free.

>>715618187
Give her a taste of my male privilege.

Throw stairs at her.

>>715618187
fuck, punch, laugh

>>715619678
Please tell this is bait..

Sit and stair at her

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>>715618187

Rape

Punch fuck, laugh at her on the stairs.

>>715621942
Kekd

>>715622065
How do you actively stair?
I mean is it a contortionist thing or is it more metaphorical than that?

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>>715618187
Tell Mr Ed I ain't interested and feed him an apple

>>715618187
Blow my personal rape whistle

>>715622219
You must stair intesively.

>>715620174
I would love to see her in that situation

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>>715622100
I mean...that's really the only answer. I don't know what the rest of these fucks are even having a conversation about.

>>715622511
Okay, how do I intes?

>>715621929
>>715622848
We're not having a conversation. She wants to talk. Before I do anything it isn't such a bad thing to listen.

At the very least I'll be amused by her beliefs.

>>715618187
Does anyone have nudes of this feminist bitch?

>>715618187
Holly?
Shit, I haven't seen you in years. Want to go fuck in the back of your Jeep again?

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I don't get why some anons want to fuck. When the bitch smiles she looks like Immortan Joe

I would bend her over and lick her puckered up butthole while she talks about feminism