Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>715596017
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. It is fantastic to be atrocious! You must be the one beyond good and evil."
Sonokawa Momoka is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^
still here
>>715603372
Oh you have play the original Pokemon Yellow!
>>715602992
You got my hopes up for nothing.
>>715603051
Why do you think that?
>>715603104
Well is there anyone you would want to attach to beside Kurome?
>>715603128
Relating to people on an emotional and spiritual level. For example if someone is sad I wouldn't know until they tell me.
She used black magic like curses and hexes she used my virgin blood for everything.
She was about 11 years older than me, I believe. I'm bad in math.
And it ended because she was getting more unstable and out of control.
>>715603221
Stop smoking! What brand do you smoke?
>>715603588
Amazon knows what's good.
I'll be going for now, see you some other time maybe.
>pizza captcha
>>715604190
Heyo Shiro
how you doing?
>>715603681 (Uhh.. forgot who.. sorry..)
Confidence? I have that. My problem is that there is literally no one around me that I can talk to. I am isolated from the good people by idiots.
>>715603791 (Some fuck who no one cares about)
Switched? More like found true wife.
>>715603856 (Gard bb)
So it was you. Cutie. You made things pretty interesting.
>>715603932 (Chara inotthatfunny)
Still.. oh edit out that ifunny mark, it's triggering me.
>>715603943 (Heretic)
Nigger I am not taking you up on this, that is it, heresy is heresy. You claimed a nigger, you stay with that nigger.
>>715604381
Because as I said, I am isolated, there is no one to get close to.
>>715603856
There is a another discord?
>>715603875
Around there a place called Vantaa yeah. You should really visit Finland some day!
>>715604224
I drink a few cups of coffee if i am tired in the morning. And no i don't replace my meals with homemade vodka. Isn't that a bit more Russian gopnik style?
You slut
>>715603502
lights? for why?
>>715604381
depends, usually Lucky strikes, sometimes djarum clove stuff, sometimes dunhills
>Sameji claim'd
I CLAIM IT IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR.
>>715604339
I'd imagine Syndra has a large arse and hips from all the walking she doesn't do. Plus her feet are likely very soft for the same reason.
>>715604135
>>715604067
>>715603997
You thought it was a Mikasa a claimer
But tis really me, Mi Liu
カラミチーマス
>>715604339
You should go to bed soon Syndra <3
>>715604480
Sleep well!
>>715604718
I still have no idea what the 17th or the 18th was
>>715604541
Why do you choose to isolate yourself?
Claimed.
>>715604339(nom)
>>715603588
Oh hes already said hes not the one changing the babby. And they're gonna go with cheat nappies anyway because neither of them want to touch poop.
>>715603875
She was acting through her father, who didnt realise that one of my brothers best clients was the Queens Counsel (was unsure of the spelling. Fixed now).
>>715604381
>fucking camera
>
>Rory-sama
>>715604541
>Switched? More like found true wife.
Haven't you said this 3 times now about 3 different avatars
Chen.
>>715604570
What would you recommend for a n00b like me?
And claimed because pedantic people in thread.
>>715604541
Who else would be the drama king? :^)
How are you going flanno?
>>715604555
Yea, someone made another after a bunch of people got kicked from rubbu's.
>>715604887
Nostalgia!!!!!!
>>715604381
I don't know it just happens I don't just decide I want to get attached to someone
>>715604541
>Nigger I am not taking you up on this, that is it, heresy is heresy. You claimed a nigger, you stay with that nigger.
Funny words coming from you, filth
>>715604381
>dating a witch
Damn man, how long did that last?
>>715604398
Nice boat. How's it going?
>>715604555
Trips confirm. I hear the mosquitos are horrible in the summer up there, but it also looks very peaceful out in the country. I'm the sort who enjoys nature and being out in the wild, so it would be one hell of a trip for sure.
>>715604381
Hmm... I see, so you have difficulties reading the body language.
In that case, I'm pretty sure it's good it ended. Black and White Magic alike is just a simple psychological trick. It exist solely to sooth people.
>>715604541
Fine, I'll use this instead
claimed
>>715605071
Who would you like to attach yourself to if you had the choice?
>>715604518
I'm doing pretty good! Talking to people I like and playing Pokemon.
>>715604915
Hey Mi Liu how you doing?
>>715604555
I also kinda want to visit Finland at some point
But coming from the desert to the cold will be rough
>>715604555
trips confirm perkele satana
What do finns drink then? You're not a Beer nation iirc?
>>715605225
>>715605208
Heyyy, you got the new sun and moon already?
>>715605175
10 years i think
>>715605179
Sooth people, I wish, she made the lives of everyone she could a living hell.
>>715604570
I don't like the heavy stuff yet. I smoke Red if I get depressed.
>>715604792
Because people are annoying and I have to make my brain work around them.
>>715604906
Actually 2, C.C. and Pete.
And I did say from beginning that Avilio is an avatar.
>>715605038
I am fine, and it's Cirno who made the other one.
>>715605168
Filth? I have fixed myself, you cannot even show gratitude toward your wife if you have one by posting her as anyone does.
>>715605179
Yay.
>>715604915
Mai pretending to be me pretending to be Chen
>>715605316
>>715605219
What..
>>715604780
It was "today" for me (17) and you (18)
And if i'm going to put that in my calendar I have to pic a day
I wish more art of my waifu was true to how she actually looks.
She has no tits or hips, and she's not meant to be conventionally sexy, yet all artists draw her how she isn't.
>>715605412
You've said it abour CC, Pete, and Flandre
>>715605412
What makes people annoying to you?
ITT phaggors
>>715605397
Hah, then why did you even get together with her?
>>715605393
Nope, playing Emerald right now. Doing a Nuzlocke. Sun and Moon is supposed to be easy anyways.
>>715605519
Shit waifu
Worse than Yuno GaSAI
>>715605475
Not fooling me, The IP count didn't go up and you posted before it.
>>715605204
Not counting Kurome?
>>715605412
>fixed myself
Heresy is heresy, is it not? Hypocritical autist detected ;)
what makes you think i have one
>about cc
Really?
>>715604945
i started with marlboro reds, which are pretty rough; most people start with lights or menthols, newports would be common, which i think taste awful; personally i'd stay away from camels for the same reason. find a cigarette shop and ask a worker there what they think, that's how i picked up dunhills
>>715605412
fair enough, if you can find them try dunhill reds, they're about the same strength but taste way better
>>715605656
Fite me, my crazy waifu a best.
>>715605662
You're falling for someone impersonating me impersonating Chen
>>715605439
I thought Mai was just an idea?
And Mai = Chen?
But Chen is actually a person?
>>715605662
Whatever.. you don't like me anymore anyway.. I don't care..
>>715605038
Oh well
>>715605175
The nature is so beautiful in Lapland. That's the place where you would go if you like nature.
>>715605225
Just get enough clothes with you and the cold doesn't bother you.
>>715605300
Number one is vodka, number two is beer and number three is long drink.
>>715605605
MIND IF I ROLL BEE!?!?!?!?!?
>>715605519
Its the same with Rory. A few people draw her with a bust. She has the body of a 12/13 year old. She cant change her body yet. But crazy waifu a shit anyway. They dont focus on being waifu unless thats their character.
>>715605765
>Marlboro
What are you, an Aussie?
>>715605918
What up Chen
>>715605607
I was very young like 10 years old. I was alone in a park one summer morning, collecting worms and sitting on the swing and she came up behind me and gave me a push.
>>715605665
Yes, lets count Kurome.
>>715605765
Yuk! My dad loves Marlboro! So how many do you smoke a day?
>>715605567
But Flan is not an avatar, she is my wife. That would be your mistake here hun.
>>715605570
When you talk in person, everything, your lying abilities are lower than they are on the internet, you are not hidden behind a persona and all that other crap. I just don't like people irl.
>>715605728
Why you here talking about heresy if you don't even know how it feels then hmm? I am just asking questions like you are. And yes I did not like C.C. Did you know people lie on the net?
>>715605765
I will check em out.
Before I go, Im thinking of doing a FireRed Nuzlocke. Who wants it to happen? Inspired by Shiro, Ill have the thread name them all.
oi am back. just wondering if i can claim multiple waifus. if so, then i claim tsuyu, tristana and saiga 12
>>715606065
Nothing.. just music.. how about you..?
>>715606169
You said you loved your other avatars, so why would anyone believe you now?
Besides, you're a faggot for avatarfaging at all.
>>715606107
Just include Kurome in my previous filename then
Probably Kurome first though
>>715606169
Why would you lie to people irl?
>>715606065
no, i'm not a criminal and also gave them up because they taste like ass
>>715606107
1-2 in the summer, 1 every other day or so in the winter
>>715606256
>filename
>>715606065
Jinx's character is 'Man I'm bored, let's blow some shit up! Collateral damage? Innocents died? BUT IT WAS FUN, AND SO PRETTY!!'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nlJuwO0GDs
This video explains her better than I ever could, if you aint heard of her.
Fun fact: The robots were originally meant to be thugs and general bad-looking dudes trying to beat Jinx down.
>>715606169
who says i dont know how it feels? and do you frequently change what you say not 5 minutes from the time you said it? no wonder no one wants to talk to you in real life
>>715606354
I don't think I can allow you to do that to yourself.
>>715606107
That... was your last relationship? When you were 10 years old?
With a crazy old lady?
Hands down, that's amazing and shit at the same time.
>>715606256
More than 1 waifu ruins your laifu
>>715606248
noone cares
>>715606169
>But Flan is not an avatar, she is my wife. That would be your mistake here hun.
Comitting heresy once makes it hard enough for people to believe you when it comes to love. But two times?
>>715606420
One pack?
>>715606248
Bye Rory..
>>715605519
your waifu is actually an anorexic autist living in a mental health facility in piltover, anon. look towards the light and realize that.
>>715606456
seems like someone ruffled your feathers anon. any reason why i cant claim other waifus other than sharing is caring?
>>715606584
i've heard it all before and i can assure you that i have it under control
>>715605931
>Number one is vodka
So that's settled then. You learn How to make vodka out of pinecones and you'll become rich enough to migrate south in the winter, for Sun and warmth
>>715606681
cigarettes, at most i'll go through a pack a week
>>715606568
Do what?
>>715606736
forgot to post the pic, damn i'm forgetful at times.
>>715606107
You definitely dodged a bullet. Nicely done.
>>715605931
Yeah, cities are nice and all, but nature is the best. Food is usually #2 on my list when travelling. What about you, got any places you'd like to visit?
>>715606584
More than 1 gender ruins your member
>>715606736
If she is, I'll visit her everyday and give her cuddles, right after they take away anything on me she might use to stab someone with.
>>715606736
Idk, I was just joking. :)
>>715606845
Tsuyu is my waifu so no, you can't have her
>>715606584
We hung out in the park all summer and then in winter we went to her home because it was too cold. I didn't know she was a witch until years later.
>>715606763
I don't like this. Mamimi is a bad influence.
>>715606829
I can't let you and Kurome be together. I just don't trust them.
>>715606326
Going ti the docs in about 30 mins. Hard swollen lymph node. Its getting real painful.
>>715606420
Good work.
>>715606450
>Im bored
>Imma blow shit up
What a shit waifu my friend.
>>715606721
Im still around for another 30.
>>715606348
We gonna make this an autist vs autist fight? I can go until I get tired, then bedtime. Plus what is the point of the threads anymore if you don't avatarfag? Seriously. Plus, I don't expect anyone to believe that Flan is my wife after I pulled off the other stunts. But my heart says otherwise. My depression too.
>>715606481
Actually I just didn't want to start this talk in the first place, that is the reason I am trying to derail into other directions.
>>715606675
Someone actually thought Pete was a husbando? How dumb are you people?
>>715606359
Because that is how you get what you want.
>>715606169
>lying abilities are lower
And yet I can see you being a pretentious Person from behind this screen
Machop just got self-destructed by a Baltoy.
And surrender.
>>715606886
It was a fun bullet.
>>715607023
Oh..
Is nice to have you around
>>715607023
She's not shit, just different to your weirdly normal waifu.
>>715607011
ayy lmao
>>715607048
>Someone actually thought Pete was a husbando? How dumb are you people?
No, it's because you're confusing and show up with multiple avatars. Can't tell who you favorite anime character is at any given time.
>>715607048
Do you have good memory? Liars have amazing memory.
>>715607048
>Plus what is the point of the threads anymore if you don't avatarfag?
Claiming. your. waifu.
Go back to Discord already, your personality is cancer.
fr0ppy
>>715607205
jinx a shit
she cant even fr0p
>>715606899
U-U-Untrue!
>>715607011
That sounds really interesting. How did she get your blood?
Hmm... Black Magics... so she cut your palm with a knife?
Anyway, I think I'm done with questions for now. Are you feeling more secure now?
>>715607136
Is that run over?
>>715607200
Ill still be in thread till I go to the doctor. Im not expecting much to happen, really.
>>715607205
No, you misunderstand.
You're waifu a shit.
3 names my character and assigns gender in FireRed
>>715606761
But i get my warmth from the vodka?
>>715606886
Maybe Switzerland, Russia, Netherlands, USA and Japan at least? There's so many places i would like to go.
Gotta sleep now. Cya and Good Night~
>>715607277
I was heavily influenced by her as well.
>>715607011
So what do you suggest then?
>>715607339
1 internet
>>715607339(nom)
Most newfags nowadays have cancer personality
>>715607464
faggot
gender: trans
>>715607464
Meh..maybe you will be better..
Maybe everything will be better..
>>715607384
The hell's frop?
>>715607464
No no, she's different, not shit.
Dang y'all animu fags with your 2D as fuck same-face waifu's.
>>715607464
Female DickDestr.1000
>>715607384
Jinx is my favorite league character, both sexually and non-sexually. ;)
btw this is Hachikuji. Not Jinx,
>>715607486
See ya Stella. Sleep well.
>>715607023
Swelling/pain actually got worse? At least you'll know what it definitely is after the doc sees you.
>>715607197
Experience can be a harsh teacher. But I guess it wasn't 100% horrible if you stuck around that long?
>>715607562
1 people
>>715607277
checked and thanks for the reminder to download this
>>715606934
dedication is key anon
>>715606985
anon pls, you didnt post a pic of said claimed waifu in the thread and as such the waifu is mine, at least for today.
>>715607605
Can I be cancer too
>>715607486
Night Stella
>>715607605
Nom
>>715607700
It's a Shinononono
>>715607521
how so
>>715607732
anytime
>>715607048
>Plus what is the point of the threads anymore if you don't avatarfag? Seriously.
Woah.
Stop posting anytime.
Bye..
>>715607624
fr0p
lel speshiul snoflake identified
>>>/tumblr/
>>715607754
yeah but fr0ppy cannot be involved in such hereticy
>>715607464
Nope, I still have a full party. Just sucks since I'm about to go do the Normal type gym without a single Pokemon with a Fighting type move.
Male
SwollenTestes
>>715607428
She would cut me with a atheme (ritual knife) she received from a high priest. And no, I think I'm more socially awkward more right now.
>>715607464
Male
"Oh shit"
>>715607658
That's not Jinx, you're right, too much hips and arse.
>>715607754
Damn straight. Do anything for your waifu.
>>715607093
Well what can I do when it's 2 am and I need sleep? My brain just doesn't work properly.
>>715607291
Well, again, when I found the threads I never really had a waifu, so I just went with C.C. because it was the first thing that popped up into mind that time, plus I did have a few pics of her. Posting as Pete was an idea because I already had a folder made from all the Re:Zero threads. But then it took some time, played a bunch of Touhou, got to Flan, read a few fanmade comics and here we are.
>>715607339
I am sorry for being cancer, I can always go away if everyone really wants me to. I stay here for the anons anyway.
>>715607868
You really think I should? I don't think so.
>>715607908
Nah nigga, I just don't spend all hours of the day on 4chan or /b/.
>>715607757
You'd habe to try really hard
Competing with these people will not be easy, that's for sure.
>>715607486
Good night!
>>715607541
I would suggest me because I would point you in the right direction!
>>715607931
You're right. Here is a better picture.
>>715607624
You still misunderstand.
>>715607908
Too many characters. I think its 7 or 8.
>>715607700
They didnt get worse, just not better.
>>715607899
first come first served anon. you've outted. accept it
>>715607464
Female
Male Period
>>715607913
I see... strange old lady really...
>>715608065
What? You're already betraying me and hitting on Haruhi? I'M HURT!
>>715607757
Can I be cancer too?
>>715608191
forgot pic
>>715607821
Hey Sara. Gotta go eat me some dinner now- I'll probably see you around in some odd hour of the night.
>>715608131
fug wrong pic. i hate uraraka so much. sucks how she's apparently gonna get an arc about her boring ass self too.
>>715607700
It was great because it was genuine love!
>>715607853
Walking on bridges at night.
>>715607884
bye!
>>715608131
bish i claimed fr0ppy waaay back