Waifu claiming thread. Previous:>>715586587 The rules

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"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. It is fantastic to be atrocious! You must be the one beyond good and evil."

Sonokawa Momoka is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^

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Sameji claim'd

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It was late night. Chara was looking for a way to pay back his coke dealer. But being trans he couldn't get work. Accept for one job...
He stood on the street corner in revealing women's clothes. I really short skirt that shows off his cute little ass. He also wore a bikini top and a short jacket. He looked like an average whore. A black van pulled up by Chara.
The Windows were tinted as black as the sky this night. The window rolled down. A male with dark tinted aviator shades, platinum blond hair and a cigarette sticking from his mouth.
"How much?" the man inquired.
"Umm about 5 bucks..."
Chara was an ameture at being a prostitute. So he didn't know where to start.
"Hmmm.... How about 2.50?" the mysterious gentlemen said.
Chara thought for a moment. "She" thought he meant two HUNDRED and fifty. So he agreed with the blond fellow.
"Alright, baby, get in my van~"

Cont.

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>>715595646
He was my lifeline for a really long time.
>>715595691
My facial hair is very timid.

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>>715595691
It's not you.
I'm doing an Emerald Nuzlocke.
>>715595722
So, about Akame.

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カラミチーマス

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please don't stop

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>>715595929 (some anon)
>Oh great, your the kind of person who makes fun of sjw's and then says they don't represent all of feminism, aren't you?

I make fun of whoever I want. Just happens that the SJWs I know are extremely funny.

And feminism... I liked the first wave and parts of the second wave. But the third wave... just no.

>>715596152
It's been a while since Mi Liu shitposted about me

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>>715596152

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>>715595722
How unfortunate.
>>715595784
Now I'm too shy, thanks.
>>715595947
I don't know much about smoking, is it really addictive? Can you quit at any time?
>>715595983
>runs away before you kill me

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>>715596204
Right

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>>715596269
I should just do it shouldn't I?

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>>715596226
>I liked the first wave and parts of the second wave
Yep, you're that kind of person.

>>715596097 (cute)

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>>715596269
I wasn't intending to kill you.. maybe..

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I named my Nidoking in Yellow LONG DICK. Cool beans.

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Shiro claimed.

>>715595722 (yun)
>>715596275
Just breathing or actually feeling alive?

>>715595931 (Rory)
But kitchens smell amazing! Well, unless it's one of those that Gordon Ramsey usually finds.

>>715596083 (Pfffff)
ffff
>roll

>>715596164
Maybe it's just shy and doesn't want to be seen naked.
Wear a scarf to clothe it.

>>715596204
>you are not important to me
Oh. Okay.
>Emerald Nuzlocke
So why do you hate yourself so much?

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Lady Satsuki claimed

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>>715596275
Hm, this should be interesting.

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>>715596504
More the fryer and onion smell.
#notallkitchens

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>>715596392(no pic)

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>>715596269
>Now I'm too shy
But the first thing you do in the previous is yelling that you want to have sex with an anon you never met irl
and now you're too shy
alllrighty!

>>715596379
In that case, I guess I am. Do you think that's bad?

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Stella claimed

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>>715596269
all addiction depends on the person's susceptibility to said addiction, for some reason physical substances have never had much of a grip on me, i could stop smoking tomorrow and never look back, but i like the nicotine and i like having a couple minutes of quiet contemplation

>>715596504
>ffff
Wie geht's mit dem Vollnusscremeglas vorran?
noch genug clop Material?
>roll

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>>715596226
>But the third wave...
Wow, rude.
>>715596275
What happened between you two, if I may ask?
>>715596504
You are important! It's just, other people are more so.
I just thought it'd be fun to do.

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>>715596164
Is he gone or otherwise?

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>>715596630
Yes, Feminism was always a shitty movement.
See: Prohibition.

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>>715596601
I like the smell of fryers and onions.
As long as it's not going on all day. But that's why the shower was invented. Did you use the shower, my friend?

>>715596697
>Vollnusscremeglas
Ganz ordentlich. Konsistenz und Farbe sind vorbildlich, seit ich auf luftdicht gewechselt habe.
>roll

>>715596742
>you are far inferior to many
Why do you keep torturing me!?
>thought it'd be fun
>thought
>past tense

>>715596613
At least you stopped being a meanie
I'm marking this as a special day, should I take the 17th or 18th? Or both?

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>>715596504
Not even sure how that feels
>>715596573
Willing to answer any questions
>>715596742
I mean, I don't even know
He told me I was leaving and I failed to stop him and I made it worse instead
I told him leaving me right now would probably be the stupidest thing ever to do seeing how my life is going right now

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>>715596938
No, it's not that! You're nice and stuff! And it's not many people either.
I mean, it's still fun.

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Seems like a lot of dudes are here. You guys are great

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>>715596938
She complained that I smelled as I walked in the door. I did shower as soon as I got home but she still complained.
Shiro lost his Mudkip2 to a Shroomish.

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>>715596613(nom)

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>>715596504
That's a good idea.
>>715596816
I'm not exactly sure but it seems like I'm just about to get some precious information.

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>>715596904
Nah, I think the core movement was a good one. But discussing about that would leat to nowhere

>>715596742
You wanna fucking go at it?

>>715597136
Heya Fran

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>>715596971
Uhh, 18th

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>>715597220

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claimed

>>715596653 (pink)
Is there even any daylight during winter?

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>>715596520
Back again, eh? Well, your kind ain't welcome here boi.

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>>715597047
It's when you enlarge and contract your lungs rapidly. You do so by letting air into your mouth or nose.

>>715597068
>still fun
How far have you come?

>>715597159
You should have gifted her a nose clip and kept living there.

>>715597249
Always a pleasure, I happen to be a beard expert.

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Still here

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>>715597047
Sounds like two people with unfortunate days crossing paths at the same time more than anything. I happened to bump into someone else looking for him last night that knows him from elsewhere. No one seems to know much at this point, but that's fine. People come and go. If he comes back, it'll be on his own terms. Don't blame yourself for that.

That being said, what about you? We only talked for a bit but you seemed to have a lot going on in your life.

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>>715597357
Hi dude! What wr you up to? Any cool plans for Christmas?

>>715597617
It's only 4:45 and it's already dark... Kill me

>>715597739
S H I R O

>>715596938
Kannst du den Zeitplan noch einhalten?

>roll

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>>715597357
No.
>>715597047
That's a bit selfish.
But oh well, the past is the past. It's just a shame.
>>715597739
Just got past the 4th gym.

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>>715597249
Regarding his whereabouts I assume.
I don't know why I keep asking all these questions.

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>>715597389(nom)

>>715597457
This is now a hamburger thread

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>>715597949
i only have bread

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>>715597787
None. Visiting uncle but that's it kinda.

>>715597856
Okay~
So, how are you?

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>>715597739
What kind of beard do you have?
>>715597873
Precisely.
It's alright to be curious.

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>>715597357
And what do you see as the "core movement"?

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>>715597739
No, she called all the shots because my brother is whipped as fuck. Buying a noseclip would have gotten me out of there faster.
>>715597949
I dont have food though.

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>>715597739
Well I am pretty sure I'm doing that so am I doing good?
>>715597757
Maybe it was, but I should've known better, he has these issues a lot an I know I could've helped him if I just wasn't so retarded.
He probably won't like this but he was posting under another avatar and he was ignoring me wich kinda set my mindset in motion.

I am blaming myself since I have no one else to blame
>>715597856
>bit
it was extremely selfish and also extremely retarded
I ate my words shortly after but he already made up his mind

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>>715597746
NOBODY CARES YOU CUCK.
But also what's up?

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>>715596326
No! I'll miss you foreverz
>>715596436
Does Flan like candy? I has candy.
>>715596452
Nidoking is my favorite Pokemon!
>>715596630
Yeah, I don't know what came over me, and I'm sorry...
>>715596694
Sick. Your mouth must taste like an ashtray!

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>>715598034
Where's the beef?
>>715598162
Why is tuka so hot.
Who wouldn't want to pound tuka?

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>>715597787
I saw you post, but I worried that if I talked to you, you would give me weird advise again.

>>715597829
Gibt einen neuen. Oder ich müsste das halbvolle Glas verschicken. Aktuell ist das dringendere Problem, dass Chara mir seine Adresse nicht verraten will, aus irgendeinem Grund. Ich könnte natürlich hinfahren und rumfragen bis ich eine edgy Transe finde, aber das wäre recht aufwendig und würde mich von mindestens zwei Nusscremesitzungen abhalten.
>roll

>>715597856
How many additional rules did you go for?

>>715598089
None, really.
But I don't need to be a woman to become a gynecologist, so I am still a valid beard expert.

>>715598162
>my brother is whipped as fuck
I literally don't know what that's supposed to mean.

>>715598252
I don't know, post a video.

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>>715598321
She would love anything sweet.

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>>715598068
You seen him in a while?

>>715598448
Not going to. I'm sorry about that

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>>715598321
you stop noticing the taste after you've smoked a half dozen cigarettes or so

>>715598370
i think my cat ate it

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>>715598517
Don't be, it was actually hilarious.
How's it going?

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>>715598448
Video of what?

>>715598448
>>715598068
Vielleicht verrät er sie mir?

>roll

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>>715598068
Good enough. Being bored and talking to someone. Think I'll play some Pokemon.
>>715598252
There's no one to blame.
>>715598448
None, as it's my first Nuzlocke. Just want to get a feel for the whole thing.

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>>715598091
Women having the same opportunities like men.
And they got that already

>>715598321
Why are you sorry now? I thought it was funny and I felt (as dumb as it may sound) flattered.

And I was wondering, what's with Haruhi claimer? I thought you liked him.

>>715598517
Only at the funeral last week

>>715598746
Nichtmal in deinen schönsten Träumen.

>>715598772
Oh yeah, you said you were doing the Nuzlocke challenge. How far are you yet?

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>>715598370
She has no character. Shes just a token elf whore who slept naked with her father. She has no real accomplishments to her name.
>>715598448
She wears the pants. He does what she wants. She makes all the decisions. It all means hes pussy whipped.
>>715598321
And the most versatile pokemon of gen 1.