What's an easy way to kill myself? I was thinking taping

>>715587370
Go for it, make sure you don't get found.

>>715587370
I can kill you quick and painless for a fee

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>>715587490
It will be 2 or 3 ish in the morning. I don't think anyone around my apartment would notice.
>>715587497
Can't wait to do it. It's gotta be tonight.

Helium tank from Walmart party aisle, mask and tubing from medical supply store. Nighy night.

but why op?

>>715587815
Its painless

>>715587370
just fucking kill yourself you procrastinating failure

just kill yourself

kill yourself

>>715587613
I can be anywhere in the country in less than 12 hours

>>715587370
run into a mosque covered in bacon yelling i am allah i am allah

>>715587887
post pics of the process

>>715587940
whats your fee?

>>715587947
I second this. Be holding a copy of an on fire koran

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>>715587815
Thought about this but I just got fired and am currently broke and going homeless soon. I have no friends or family. My dad moved far away and my mom died 2 years back.
>>715587816
Lot of shit.
>>715587887
That's what I'm doing.
>>715587940
Canada?

>>715588001
Well I'll be killing you. So the fee is whatevers in your bank account. I doubt you wish to leave any money for family but if you do we can work out a price when I arrive

>>715587370
dont kill ur self just yet. can i have your steam account (if you have one)


email me @

franksta187 at yahoo dot com


t-ththnks m8

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don't

>>715588048
damn tough spot op. Go to a bar and talk to the bar tender and look distressed and drink a shit ton he'll know somethings up

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Poor mans exit bag if you can't do the helium tank.

Basically a turkey bag, some sleeping pills, etc.

>>715588124
i wasnt op. just wondering.

>>715588131
f-f-f-faggot

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>>715587370
Please don't cut yourself.

>>715588048
Well I can be in canada by tonight but I dont murder outside of my country, its not safe.

>>715587370
there is no easy way kill oneself. cause for a person to decide that he wants to end his life then he must have endured a lot of hardships.

>>715588223
Just make a thread if you ever feel like dyin. I'll find ya.

>>715587370
don't be dumb
just suffocate yourself with nitrogen like sensible people do

Jump off a tall as fuck building into traffic

>>715588048
This is what faggot OP actually wanted. To share his story and get sympathy.
Use helium. Hide yourself in a closet somewhere. Kill yourself. I'll keep checking websites to see if your putrefying corpse pops up on any of them.
Fag.

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>>715588131
kek. What a bright idea.

>>715587370
Go play spaceman in a plastic bag, that is a good bet.

>unscrew light bulb
>flick on the light
>insert finger into live socket

>>715588420
nah hes gotta go out classy. don't do it tonight. use whatever money you have to buy some weapon or something, and then go running around a city yelling something about allah, and shoot into the air. the cops will have shoot to kill orders

>>715588411
how much to have op raped?

Just go to a black lives matter protest

>>715588602
> Replace finger with hard dick.

>>715588657
thats just hot

quads get. kill yourself by killing others

>>715588657
Never done anything like that before. Id do it for no less than 8 thousand and you would have to pay for transportation.

>>715588810
quads......

worship allah and shoot urself

>>715588852
You mean quintz?

>>715588810
I'll do it for a hundred bucks and a bj while I strangle you.

>>715588955
>boner get

>>715587370
You could always do it so it looks like you ripped your own head off.
Tie some strong fishing line around your neck, glue your hands to your head, and jump off a bridge.
It would be legendary.

>>715588955
i would pay for you to record yourself strangling op while blowing him

>>715587370
Do you and to go out peacefully or with a bang

>>715587370
is that dirt in his mouth

>>715587490
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>>715587887
>>715587965

The fuck is wrong with you gimp cunts. Don't kill yourself >>715587370

>>715589202
yes

>>715589136
Noice! I'm getting hard thinking about it.

>>715589202
looks like dip imo

>>715589202
yeah i think it's tobacco

>>715587370
You owe it to your dad to tell him what you are contemplating. He will help.

>>715589697
he said he has no family

>>715589770
yeah he also said his dad is still alive he just moved away. learn to read fuck stick

>>715589318
back to re ddit m8

>>715587370
if you're not smart enough to solve this without the internet then you deserve to live. good day sir

op u even there

>>715589943
good answer. Not "ohmg dun kill urselve"
Fu op u stupid cunt

What if hell exists anon? You will burn for eternity

>>715590248
>newfag
>doesn't know how to reply to a post

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>>715590365
More like mobile, nigger.

>>715589823
Newfag detected
Heartless edgy faggot

>>715587370
Bitch get over yourself your not gonna kill yourself you to much of a beta fag to follow thought otherwise you would't be posting online about wanting to kill yourself

>>715588810
cmon /b/ we can raise the funds to get OP molested

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>>715587370

>>715591175
this is fucking horrifying

>>715589819
lern to punctuation, ball sack suck

>>715587613
Nice supreme hoodie

>>715587370
explosives in mouth. don't forget to livestream.

>>715592110
oh man the fact that i didnt use punctuation has totally dismantled my argument that you need to learn to read oh man oh boy

>>715592610
stop please, this is how shit creepypastas start

>>715591175
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>>715593448
Fuck I never laughed this hard
Fill in the nostrils too

>>715593587
Wait nvm it is

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This

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>>715587370

Just go to any ghetto urban area nearby. Shout out nigger, you'll be fine.

>>715593913
i don't think OP's gonna have a helium tank in his garage to make it happen this way...
Maybe he can use the propane from the BBQ instead?

medicfag here. Use insulin. It Will be like off switch, absolutely painless And easy to obtain.

>>715594383
He could buy the helium tank, I mean if he wants to kill himself why should he give a fuck about spending money on it ?

>>715594475
Medic here aswell

I know what you're up to

>>715591175
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>>715593448
keep up the good work, air is coming out of my nostrils at every one of these

>>715587370
Die of a Heroin Overdose. You'll most likely buy something with Fent in it anyways. You'll feel fucking fantastic for a little while then you'll just nod out and die

Heres how I would hypothetically
>get decent belt that won't break
>pull the end through the buckle to make noose
>put something through one of the holes so after you pinch it in the top of a door it won't slip back through
>crouch down and hyperventilate
>stand up quick as you breathe in and hold it
>get the belt around your neck before you pass out
>nite nite nigga