Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>715560283
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>715586587
CLAIMED
>>715586713
>>715586892
Oh, hey it's Chara.
Megumin claimed
>>715586666
Who gives a fuck about your quads, I'm still taking Rem.
カラミチーマス
still here
Why do Americans hate pubic hair?
Because Bush did 9/11
Claimed
Sameji claim'd
>>715587003
Hey there Flandre!
I'm just playing Dissidia a bit, so answering may take a while
>>715586742
What are you posting?
>>715587312
It's ok. Not like I have much to ask anyway. How is life?
The bestest, sweetest anon.
>>715587479
scarf
Claimin'
Claimed
>>715587541
Going fine. Vacations started today, last exam is over. Time to play myself silly
what do girls even do for fun?
they all seem so boring
>>715587735
Is your waifu scarf? If so, I love your waifu
>>715587944
I am trying to make myself a trip since everyone has one and I don't like having just the name..
>>715587735
Keep at it, though you probably will without my saying this.
>>715588233
what's a trip? :o
ALICE
Claim
>>715588233
I would like to know how to create a trip as well
>>715588189
yes thank you
>>715588395
I will.
I don't have much else to do while I'm waiting for someone anyway.
>>715588712
You make one
>>715588540
A sign of autism.
>>715588712
Really? I thought people knew this stuff. I just have a hard time doing so because it's an old laptop so don't want to bust my CPUs and shit.
Just find Tripcode Explorer, English ver. and in there just insert a word you wan't to be shown on the trip. And wait, it will generate you one after some time. But be sure because trips with jap letters or # in it doesn't work, and the program literally burns your CPUs.
>>715588991
never mind then I'm not autistic :o
>>715588991
What trip are you looking for?
>>715587107
you can have her whore of a sister
>>715589174
Just "Fland" for now. Nothing big since I want to do this in a hurry and laptop shit as hell. Will try generating "Scarlet" or "Flandre" someday in the future as my main last trip.
>>715589175
Ram > Rem in every aspect but hair
>>715588233
Well, I also don't have a trip because I have a tablet and couldn't care less.
>>715589440
I care for my autism unlike you.
Best claimed.
Yet I demand more Hibi!
>>715589616
omg i want my senpais sweet cummies on me
i fantasize about that gloved hand inside me
kyaaaaaa~
>>715589692
You are a brother to me!
How's it going, Alice?
>>715589757
I'm tired and bored. How are you
>>715588991
You don't need to generate one -_-
for example
Flandcunt##oogaboogaboo
then it would show up as
Flandcunt !!6DnhUJoy2Yu
>>715589558
I never said it's a bad thing. Do what you want.
I'll support you!
Hoi! Claimed.
>>715589440
Congrats on the exams! Do you know how well you did yet?
>>715590025
Sounds complicated. I will do my thing.
>>715590030
Thank you for supporting autism.
>>715590025
I played bass drum in high school :o
>>715589739
There can never be enough, kind anon!
>>715589787
Tired, but at least not bored. But I'm struggling to find some christmas presents.
Darn you, capitalism and your exploitation of the birth of god!
>>715589616
Hi Shiro.
>>715590191
Its literally typing your name and then two hash symbols and then a password.
>>715590213
I played snare in highschool and french horn in middle and college
>>715590127
Not yet. I think I did pretty bad though. I thought I was prepared, but no one could prepare me for that shit.
>single choice test
>3-6 different choices
>2 always sound the same just with another word
>figure out who said that word to get it right
It was a disaster
>>715590191
No problem. It's my duty.
>>715590348
But I am a cunt and I am too lazy to do that. I want to do it my way..
>>715590413
Yay!
>>715590348
I did euphonium for concert band, concert percussion is lame sometimes
who is this btw? :o
>>715586587
Madotsuki claimed
>>715590666
There. I rolled trips. Now get out.
>>715590413
That sounds absolutely miserable, but I wish you the best of luck. :)
>Mfw I took my exams
>>715590241
>>715590678
glasses are cute
>>715590711
trips confirmed by dubs, fine guess i'll go to backup waifu
>>715590622
10/10 waifu would pick too
>>715590537
So, how can I ease your daily suffering?
>>715590717
Ah shit, do tell. What happened?
>>715590537
Its easier though and is faster.
>>715590571
For concert band in highschool I played the flute.
>>715591013
what are charas pronouns?
>>715590717
Exams are fucking easy
>>715590924
>two waifus
The fuck man
You don't even deserve Rem
>>715591045
I will try now.
>>715591013
You can maybe.. uh.. I don't know.
Hmm...
>>715591187
Nope. I'm a horrible person. I mean look at me, i'm arguing over a fictional character in my boxers on the internet.
>>715591078
Whatever you like more. The game dpicts Chara as gender neutral so Chara can be whatever you want. Be it boy or girl or appache attack helicopter
>>715591245
>>715591368
Now now, don't be modest.
>>715591045
what was your favorite song you played? :o
and perhaps favorite marching show?
>>715591110
According to your opinion.
>>715591013
I was completely hung over that day so I got a poor grade. The funny thing is I don't drink at all except for rare cases.
>>715591465
Wrong image
>mf that day
>>715591448
I don't really like big band songs.
But we played Believe from the Polar Express and that songs pretty cool.
Sorry for those who will may be annoyed by me trying to understand tripcode after fucking 5 years of this shit.
>>715591413
I really don't know. I am eating weed brownies and having a boring but good time. You seriously don't need to help me.
>>715591465
>>715591552
I don't drink in general. Don't even like the taste of alcohol so that's that...
What made you decide to drink the day before the test?
>>715591787
Alright then. I'll go back to being bored and making a age of empires 2 map
Haha nevermind I just figured it out in third try.
>>715591866
Making? oooh..
>>715591753
I'll have to look it up
we played ghost train that was pretty cool :o
>>715588761
Who?
>>715591396
We're all terrible in a way. There isn't a reason to feel bad about it
>>715591925
You've never watched The Polar Express!?
I'm out of bands so I'm gonna post hamburgers
>>715588712
>>715588781
>>715588991
>>715589174
>>715589430
i can try to generate one for you guys
>>715591866
I have trouble drinking shitty tasting alcohol so I only drink good tasting alcohol.
Actually this one is better because of the qT.
>>715592080
Hey weirdo.
>>715592140
Sorry. Already made one for now. No need to bother. Thanks for the concern though <3
Oh god I can smell my own BO just by breathing
The stench is real
>>715591892
Yeah, making. The game has a nice editor and I like to bullshit with it around like I did as a little kid
>>715592164
Doesn't make a difference to me, alcohol tastes like alcohol...
so why did you drink?
ree.. other one fucked up.
>>715592301
You just want to play God don't you.
>>715589430
7mFlandluM #:+Veq_nN
Fland5LYpA #45qZb9=i
FlandLVEjM #/C(Kgfgq
0dFlandzQE #65Ei|H/T
>>715590286
Hey shiro!
>>715590825
Oh boy, an I didn't even roll anything!
Who are you, oh generous anon?
>>715591396
Disgusting. Why would you wear boxers?
Speedo master race!
>>715592436
I hope you like what you're seeing, ceiling flan.
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>>715592480
Oh! That's funny.. Mine also generated the two middle ones. Thank you for effort but I really don't want anyone to do things for me. Thanks again! I will search for better ones tho.
>>715592130
no what is it about? :o
>>715588991
>generating tripcodes with your cpu
>>715592533
Flan probably doesn't, I do.
>>715592301
Kek, I honestly don't even remember. Although my memory has always been shit.
Also, taste a beer then taste one of these
>>715592722
Hey Heaven.
>>715592164
Oh I have some suggestions.
Baron Samedi spiced rum. Its a little dark, but smooth and more vanilla flavour.
Nant Homestead Reserve. Expensive per bottle, but its extremely good on the palate and has an aftertaste of coffee or chocolate. So worth it.
Kavalan. A good whiskey if you like the harsher initial, but it mellows out.
Auchentoshan. Theres a variety, and they're all good for the price.
>>715592261
Hello strange thing
>>715592045
I'm not sure if it's necessary to share that, at this point.
I don't think anybody from here is in contact with them at the moment, so I'll just wait and see what happens.
>>715592533
I'm not a regular here.
Some people seem to be referring to me as scarfposter.
>>715591013
I wish I had her sleeping pills
>>715592823
Ree... I will respond properly after I fap.
>>715590241
I wish I had money for Christmas presents.
And I think you meant "darn you capitalism for exploiting ancient pagan celebrations"
>>715592436
... yes. It's fun...
>>715592793
I don't even know if that's available in austria
>>715592724
so cute...
>>715592912
I need you to rate my scarf when I get home
>>715592140
That would be wonderful, but I post on phone
>>715592823
I appreciate the suggestions :)
>>715593022
You're actually right... Import that bitch!
>>715592724
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>>715592912
If you have a nickname already you're regular enough.
>>715592943
Everyone will hate you if you don't buy them stuff they don't need.
>ancient pagan celebrations
AVE MAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEA!
DEUS VULT!
>>715592806
Hey there cuck boi.
I heard you like tripcodes.
>>715593212 (Clop) (Clop)
>roll
>>715593225
Not that I like them, I just need one to fit in with the rest of the autists. Plus cuck boi? That is a tinny bit rood.
>>715593162
Not a problem. If I taste anything good Im likely to post it as a special nightcap post. If I feel like doing them.
>>715593212
I traditionally dont do Christmas presents. I never have the spendable money and when I do, I have too many people to give a decent present to. So I just buy desk calendars and shit like that.
>>715593318
Verleumdung!
>roll
>>715593212
They tell me not to, so I don't. Mostly because they know I have no money what with me being a useless sponge
>deus vult
It's not heresy if it's true
>>715593212
I guess you're right.
>>715593118
ok
>>715592912
Are you waiting for someone to show up here, specifically?
>>715593022
You've obviously haven't Spiced Rum or Honey Mead
>>715592718
This kid who gets on a magical train to the north pole and the conductor looks like Flanders from the Simpsons. Also the kid gets the first gift of christmas from santa.
>>715592912
Some people refer to me as "Hand-biter".
>>715592724
Flan tastes awful (food not your waifu)
>>715593022
you're female in the inside, right? does that mean you like men
>>715593446
>Verleumdung
Aber wenn es die Wahrheit ist?
>>715593481
Hey, we give shitposters nicknames.
Eyebrow-kun
Tripsguy
Spiderbro /Spidey
Gore-chan
Makes them feel like they belong.
>>715593692
If you believe, you can hear the bell.
And mead is a good alternative to beer, but sometimes you want the crispness.
>>715593692
thats a nice burger, so im guessing its a Christmas movie
I'll have to watch it then :o
>>715593162
But that's expensive
>>715593692
nope, didn't have that.
>>715593787
Can't a girl be a lesbian?
I like both boys and girls. But I prefer boys
>>715593763
Akiko ate a kids leg before.
I mean the anon who claimed Akiko did
>>715593426
So you're not only cheap, but you're also bad with money?
>>715593481
So why the scarf thing?
>>715593469
Don't be okay with being a useless sponge! Strive to be a man worthy of your waifu!
>>715593835
Dann wär es ja keine Verleumdung, und ich hätte etwas anderes gesagt.
>roll
>>715593931
can you hop on my knob and ride it like a jockey?
>>715593931
Of course a girl like yourself can like other girls, it's your choice.
>>715593931
You could make one yourself, I guess.
>>715593959
And...? Hasn't everybody done that at least once before?
>>715593774
It tastes good if you make it right.
>>715593889
>Tripsguy
>Spidey
Tripsguy isn't shitposting and Spidey is a better Poster than most legit anons even when he's shitposting.
>>715593561
I feel like this is the place where I have the highest odds to encounter them, as it's the last place they were somehow socially active.
>>715593763
Isn't that a bad thing?
>>715593889
That's fun.
>>715593988
I like scarf.
>>715594087
I bought it from the store
>>715594018
I'd rather use it like a joystick.
And I am not fussy when it comes to joysticks
>>715594061
Thanks anon, I know
>>715594069
Oh? How do you make it?
>>715594061
Have I stumbled onto Tumblr?
>>715593889
>tfw no nickname
why rory?!
>>715593988
Und wie erklärst du dann die Figur?
>roll
>>715592533
What's up with you?
>>715593889
Since when was Tripsguy a shitposter?
>>715593988
That's why I'm in school. Then I can have a job, money and still be useless.
But then I can build a shrine to Alice
>>715594112
I take it as a compliment ;)
>But they're not wrong.
>>715594203
Oh well it makes sense now. Store things are always shittier than the actual thing.
>>715594061
>>715593931
>>715594112
It would help if you told us who you're waiting for. They might not come around anymore
>>715594112
Fair enough.
Is it because it can hide your neckbeard?
>>715594339
Es gibt aber keine Figur! Die Figur ist eine Lüge!
>roll
>>715594357
Not much, just watching some stuff and shitposting heavily.
How are you?
>>715594359
A noble goal, very noble indeed.
>>715593988
When I dont have a set goal for what I want, yes.
>>715594093
Tripsguy still posts with intent to steal. And he hangs around thread for a bit more often than not. Havent seen spidey for a while though. I know that Spidey was a better poster than most of the people who joined in the last 6 months.
>>715594310
You're Mi Liu. You dont have a nickname because you claimed a unique husbando for a while.
>>715594357
He didnt originally hang around.
Less a shitposter than someone who showed up once a day to steal all the waifus.
>>715594309
Maybe. Did you check your privelage?
>>715594112
Sounds like a wild goose chase.
>>715594591
So do you ever have such a goal?
>>715594412
I... really prefer not talking about that subject since I'd be seen as some kind of lgbt sjw warrior, which I avoid to become.
I want to have sex with Chara, the poster, not the waifu.
Sonokawa claimed.
>>715594365
ok I will keep my distances.
>>715594434
I already know they don't come around anymore.
>>715594586
I don't have one but that could be an advantage.
>>715594683
Yes
>>715594586
>Die Figur ist eine Lüge!
Wenn du meinst.
>roll
>>715594824
>
Super late pink hair
>>715594914
Come play with me...!
>>715594914
>I don't have one
How would you know if you're wearing a scarf all the time?
>>715594932
Fakten sind keine Meinungen.
Ich habe keine einzige verdammte Pony-Figur!
>roll
>>715594586
I'm good. Talking to a person I hold dearly. Think I'll play some Pokemon later.
>>715594994
^^;
>>715594914
Why wait here for them then?
>>715594824
>>715594591
>Tripsguy still posts with intent to steal. And he hangs around thread for a bit more often than not.
Skeletor actually stole all waifus...
And he's a nice guy.
>most of the people who joined in the last 6 months.
It's been so long already fml
>>715594824
Not before I do you flaming homo.