I'm so fucking sick of /b/.
Remember when /soc/ was first created, to try to get rid of all these fucking dick rate, Kik, FB fap, blah blah blah threads?
Fucking fuck off, faggots. Take this shit back to /soc/.
Why the fuck is it that with our new slant-eye overlords there's no real moderation of this shit?
Called janitors for a fucking reason. Do your fucking jobs.
Holy fuck.
>>715584156
chinese moot doesn't care as long as he gets ad impressions
>>715584156
Fuck. Forgot about that entirely
Keep fighting the good fight
Obviously the mods won't do shit. If we want them gone, we need to spam their threads ourselves.
Always sage, tell them to gtfo back to /soc/, etc.
you sure you don't like the cock tribute threads? That's pretty much the only reason i come here anymore
I miss seeing "(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)". Been so long.
People posting making those threads here on /b/ used to get banned as a means of teaching the faggots to migrate to /soc/.
>>715584448
YOU
DON'T
BELONG
HERE
YOU
STUPID
MOTHERFUCKER
KILL
YOUR
GODDAMN
SELF
>>715584448
I'm not saying they shouldn't exist, I'm saying they don't belong here. They belong on /soc/.
I think that naked banana is quite interesting
>>715584683
People need to start getting banned for that, too.
>>715584156
Yeah, this place sucks. I come here sometimes to see if there is anything interesting or funny, but /b/ is just a shit version of /soc/ with Reddit tier humour thrown in.
>>715584843
And some gore here and there.
feel the feels
>>715584156
no janitors on /b/
BRING BACK SNACKS
>>715584633
alright well that's the reason i'm here anyways
>>715585036
Go to /soc/, then. You'll find much better ones there, with actual females, too, rather than just a bunch of cucky faggots posting people of girls they wish would love them.
>>715584996
Should be.
>>715585126
pictures of*
>>715584156
are you sure janitors even exist in this board?
and besides, this place is called /b/ for a reason. i dont like the cock rate, weird fetish, etcetc threads but what can you do
Only way to kill that cancer without mootfag is a proper gore thread or some fucking cp
>>715585416
I should've stopped coming here as soon as m00t stepped down.
Never thought I'd miss him this much.
>>715585393
It's not random if there's already a board for it
>>715585393
It may be called "random", but it isn't. What is random about Cuck/WWYD thread part 17, YLYL banana man, and traps every day? A more random board than /b/ is /r9k/, although they have there own problems.
>>715585026
>>715585770
Ylyl has some pretty random shit pop up
>>715585671
doesnt the word "random" imply that people can post random shit on this board?
>>715585770
maybe you are right..
>>715585777
rucky twips
>>715585902
Literally obtuse to the point of a fucking hate crime. Shut the fuck up being part of the problem kid.
>>715585944
>>715585777
chek't
>>715585827
>>715585770
/b/ is a containment broad, you fucking retard.
I miss crazy gets getting stickied.
>>715586110
Fuckoff assface. Honestly the fuck you promoting this faggotry by rolling over and blowing your tweak daddy
>>715586110
Not quite. It's more of an overflow board. It's the board where everything goes that there isn't already a dedicated board for.
Dick rate threads? Facebook fap threads? Cock tribute threads? There's a board for that, it's called /soc/.
>>715586305
>>715586320
i'm going to spend the rest of the weekend making YLYL, cock tribute, dick rate and FB fap threads on /b/
>>715586049
>implying
what the fuck is wrong with you? you think i am part of the problem even though im not? i dont want to even look at these stupid threads you see on /b/ every single day just like you dont but janitors do not exist here, mods do not give a shit and theres nothing we can do about it. just accept the reality, kid.
>>715586453
Confirmed babylover. Gj
>>715586453T
Shit son, this thread is already funnier than like the last 20 YLYL threads I've been to.
>>715586476
>>715586370
>>715586195
>>715585847
>>715585777
>>715585738
>>715585624
>>715586580
but that shit isn't funny at all...
>>715586636
And the banana is?
>>715585026
BRING BACK SNACKS!
>>715585416
Any recent organized attempts at culling the herd that way?
>>715586824
BRING BACK SNACKS!
>>715586866
BRING BACK SNACKS!
>>715586636
>>715584156
I hope you do know that /b/ and /pol/ out of any media platform, forums, you name it... Are highly controversial and are known to have caused havoc in the past years
Both boards used to be powerplants in their own respect of changes
With the implications of american intel groups(hi FBI, NSA and CIA!), this place slowly started to get manipulated from the inside out which resulted in it's imminent weakening and as a result all the legit people who once made this place the reputation it stood for fucked off elsewhere
Tl;dr: /b/ got fucked in the ass by the same group of people they were trying to mock/denounce/fuck with and developed ultra stellar supernova AIDS and the remains are that of cancer cells attracting more cancer cells
At least we're getting more threads like these. Spreading the word. I'm a relative newfag, I got on in 2010, but it's gotten continually worse. When I first started using 4chan I could expect one regular thread on page 1, for example, one trap thread, and the rest was some sort of OC or something. Or one YLYL. But now it's the opposite. When I opened it, this thread was the only one that wasn't WWYD or fb/ig fap.
>>715586862
Not sure. Needs to be done in conjunction with sage and reporting, though.
>>715587061
Is your tinfoil hat on securely, friend?
>>715587072
OP here. 2003 for me, with some breaks here and there. Been a long, slow, depressing descent.
>>715586979
I remember when I first saw him do shit like this. BRING BACK SNACKS!
>>715587061
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=128IR21ZQa0
I want my uncensored imageboard to be of the highest quality cuz more filters makes internet intra desting
>>715587378
Well now we're beginning chemo to get this cancer out of here. Hopefully we can. I think the first thing we'll need to go after are the porn threads, and then the stormcucks. There's a discord for all this, but I can't get a link for it.
>>715587072
dude these threads have been going on since 2010, its just when some "oldfag" comes back from the past to find out how truely awful /b/ has become makes a post about how awful it is. Also all the pics in this thread are cancer tier/not funny. You newfags should be ashamed.
>>715587405
BRING BACK SNACKS!
>>715587548
I know how long the threads have been going around, but there's a lot more of them.
>>715587314
Instead making use of weak Ad Hominems like the turbofaggot that you are, why don't you counter argue what i just posted with logic and rationality?
I don't know why I even come back to /b/ almost every day still. It used to make me laugh. It has been years since that last happened.
>>715587526
>being this pathetic
Do you understand the words coming out my ass
>>715587665
I'll take that as a yes.
>>715587765
>agree with both of you at the same time
>faggot
>>715585126
nah there are no females there. Which i why i might as well come here for the cock tributes
>>715587807
You shouldn't be on this site faggot, it's 18 y/o+
Go do your homeworks
>>715587878
Disagree. I've hooked up via /soc/ at least three times in the past.
Granted, I haven't gone there in like two years, but it can't be much different now from what it was then.
>>715587750
The ride never ends
There's this comic I saw, of an old man showing his grandchildren an old, solid interface computer, and reminiscing about when the internet hadn't been outlawed. The last frame says "so long, space cowboy."
>>715587958
>yfw I'm 30
>>715587980
if you actually hooked up there they must've looked atrocious
>>715588011
I actually teared up the first time I saw that.
>>715587152
Doing the lords work all night every night
>>715588079
Like 7/10s with daddy issues.
Just how I like 'em.
>>715587980
fuck I got AIDS just clicking on /soc/ by mistake.
>>715588054
>mfw regardless of age, you're an impotent and weak subhuman faggot
>>715588216
The regional threads there can be pretty solid. Also, the Kik threads if you lurk them long enough and get lucky.
feed me shit, catch my vomit
>>715588275
>mfw we're forming an unbreakable bond
>>715588011
I remember that one, I think I might have saved it somewhere. But my folders are way too messy to find anything.
I agree. This shit has really killed /b/ over the past year or so. The place has turned into 90% porn and I'm hoping the moderaters will actually do something about it.
>>715588437
Much as I hate to say it, I think /b/ needs a return to its weeaboo roots.
>>715588054
>yfw when i'm 40
>mfw no face
>>715584156
>I'm so fucking sick of /b/.
So get the fuck off /b/? Nobody is asking for you to stay. Honestly nobody cares.
>>715588383
Funny how for a 30 y/o you're seriously lacking in the departments of maturity, intellect, logic/reason and character
>>715588622
this
>>715588662
calm your tits, fag
>>715588622
The results of having posted this thread seem to say differently.
Also, I'd much rather work to restore old /b/ than leave it behind.
>>715584543
holy shit, anon.
that takes me back.
i miss seeing that shit.
>>715588717
I'm calm dude, i'm just having a kick out of reflecting your obliviousness to your faggotry you stupid mongoloid
Help yourself for once in your life and become an hero, you don't have much use besides trapping to tranny porn and flaunting your stupid you obnoxious sack of shit
>>715588549
Weeaboo times were good times.
>>715588618
>mfw
>>715585507
just....why?
not rhetorical. can some other more artistically trained or inclined anon explain this shit?
>>715588900
>mfw you broke our unbreakable bond
>>715588900
someone's not calm...
>>715588900
>>715589000
i think the lady represents blowjobs.
>>715589000
>>715589000
checked
>>715588724
there is no old /b/ you fag
>>715588900
>trapping to tranny porn
pic semi related.
>>715584156
This thread is the most cringe, come on /b/ so you can comlain about how much you hate /b/. there hasn`t been an old /b/ n at least 100 years. So fuck off
>>715588900
k
>>715589413
>>715589204
>>715589204
spoken like a true newfag.
christmas and summer are unbearable here.
go put your dad's gun in your mouth and give the world something to rejoice about this holiday season.
faggot.
>>715589345
I lol'd
>>715589489
this.
>>715589533
>this
>>715589599
this
>>715589533
This should've been the OP image.
>>715589676
>>715589667
JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR
>>715589345
I meant fapping, fuck me lol you got me
GG
How can you care so much about what gets posted on /b/?
>>715589666
nice trips, nice pic. thank you, based anon.
>>715590026
all good, mang. i just couldn't pass it up.
>>715589667
>desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu
>>715590140
this is an old fag right here, nice, checks trips. thank you for your patronage kind
this is one of the most cancerous cringiest threads i've seen in a long time.
>>715587934
i bet that chick is a total dick shredder.
walking around on her knuckles all day like a goriller, all callused up. hnnnnnnng.
>>715590441
I can hear your mom calling, Timmy.
It's dinner time, Timmy.
Don't stay out in the cold, Timmy.
You'll get hypothermia, Timmy.
Go inside, Timmy.
Hypothermia, Timmy.
It's cold outside, Timmy.
>>715590616
kek.
It's time to put apply your butt hole ointment, Timmy.
>>715590441
>>715590815
what is this i dont even
This is the best thread I've seen on here in ages.
>>715590896
I'm 12 and whats this?
>>715584156
Seeing how things are going to go /b/ is going to change for the worst. Things are already bad, but now this one starts to become a lost cause. Have been thinking about evacuating to a new chan but haven't yet found a good one. Anons here know better chans to spend my time?
>>715590968
seven
What's this guy's name again?
>>715591075
Yeah, I've heard good things about 7chan.
>>715590896
a fail post.
this is why i can't be interrupted drafting posts and why is should proofread my shit more.
still, it's not like i'm the first guy to
really been far even as decided to use even go want to do more look like.
This thread is cringe as fuck wah wah cry muh /b/ shut up faggots quit whining
>>715591203
lol u taek him 2 da bar?
>>715584156
Here's a novel idea.
>quit browsing /b/
>>715591279
always.
>>715591238
>newfag detected
>>715591353
Why would you write a novel about that?
That'll never make it onto the New York Times Bestsellers List.
>>715591426
I'm a newfag because I'm tired of people bitching about pointless crap that's gonna change? Fuck off
>>715591519
>>715591140
Certainly not Grinman, it's Cockmongler you candy ass.
Why has he forsaken us?
>>715591659
I have the weirdest boner right now.
>>715591672
You really thing that would sell well?
I dunno, man. I read a lot, in various genres, but I wouldn't read a novel about a guy quitting /b/.
>>715590319
cheers!
>>715586756
I cringed.
>>715591353
Or you know, you could just take your newfag bullshit back over to tumblr or sweatymansex.org or wherever you hang out when you're not here.
>>715587750
Maybe you grew up. I was in my 20s when this place started, and it sucked then too.
>>715591900
I'm with you. Sounds like a shit book. Also, checked.
>>715592193
Or you know, you could quit complaining about the content on this board and go browse something more faggot friendly like reddit.
>>715589533
Just recently been back here since about 4 years ago. Noticed that thumbnail posts have increased by at least 5x as much as I used to see them. Should be a bannable offense to post them
>>715592217
This place was awesome for a few years dude. The frequent media exposure post 2007 or 2008 brought in a shit load of online sjws and tumblfags.
Either you haven't /b/rowsed much, or you haven't been paying attention.
>>715592350
Just because I disagree with you about what would make a good novel doesn't mean I'm retarded.
I suppose most of us would be able to relate to the protagonist just fine, but what would his story arc be? What's the point?
I just don't see it, man. I'm sorry.
>>715592458
That's hilarious given that the OP is complaining about too many faggy threads being posted. Go fap to cock tributes somewhere else, faggot.
>>715584156
>I'm so fucking sick of /b/.
Stoped reading there and heres a solution - FUCK OUTA HERE AND DONT COME BACK.
Youre welcome.
>>715592494
I don't know about awesome, but it was a hell of a lot better than it is today, or has been for about 7 years.
>>715592458
congrats on penning the stupidest argument i've read here in ages.
this is pretty much the classic "No U!" argument only more retarded.
nicely done. you lost.
you can resume your regularly scheduled activity of sucking your own shit off of african penis now.
>>715592844
>doesn't even know what we're talking about in here
Your opinion is valid and matters. Thank you for posting, friend! /s
> no real moderation of this shit?
gtfo
>>715592848
Fair enough. Yeah, "Awesome" might be a pretty terrible word. I forgot about some of the seriously shitty and illegal shit people used to do/post here. :/
I was romanticizing classic lulz and raids and shit.
I stand corrected.
>>715592999
> /s
Your reddit is showing
>>715592999
check'd
>>715593087
ya but trips tho
>>715593188
Guess the trips and dubs forgive his sin
>>715592467
Fair enough, but saying there's no old /b/ smacks of newfaggotry. Agree on thumbnail posts and wouldn't be surprised if fuckers are doing that on purpose.
Probably the same cunt who posts the banana.
So many old pictures getting posted in this thread.
Memories, ahoy!
>>715593599
i wasnt the guy you originally responded to and he was a faggot
>>715593599
>>715593188
>>715592999
>>715592844
>>715591900
>>715591188
>>715590544
>>715590500
>>715589666
>>715589599
>>715589533
>>715589188
>>715589122
>>715589000
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>>715587655
>>715587566
>>715586866
>>715585944
>>715585777
>>715584633
seems like a lot of trips and dubs, but it's prob about avg.
>/b/ - Random
>>715594039
It's a sign.
>>715594039
Holy shit.
Mfw 5 dubs and 1 set of trips were mine.
I can't roll dubs to get my dream girl or save my mom from being gang raped to death by a pack of feral african youths in other threads, but I get 4 sets here?
Fuck you, internet gods.
>>715594178
>newfag detected
>>715584156
What a loser.
>>715593765
kek. my mistake.
The words that are ruining /b/:
cuck
cringe
feminine penis
boipussy
kek
>>715594512
i agree with 2-4, but kek btfo zozzle and cuck applies in so many threads.
cuck threads suck ass though.
>>715594338
Compelling rebuttal, dipshit.
>>715594512
This cancer spreads to multiple boards though.
>>715594644
I honestly feel that the people who routinely use cuck as an insult are part of the problem.
>>715594744
nah, they just are the problem. simple as that.
>>715594711
This might be one of my favourite images I've seen here in quite some time.
Simultaneously amusing and compelling.
>>715594744
Routine use? Yeah. Lame. Sparing and appropriate use would be an improvement for sure.
>>715594302
I've been here for two years, dicknose.
>>715594835
>implying the problem is this small in scale
>>715594952
I get it.
>>715594952
>>715595054
Same. I chuckled at a moderate, socially acceptable volume.
>>715595142
>>715595271
that's the stuff.
>>715588011
>>715588437
if GET then /b/ circa 2008 will return
>>715595727
if GET then banana and dick rate cancer becomes uncurable
>>715584156
i really agree, how do i upvote? or can we sticky for visibility please
>>715595877
OH SHIT
FUCK YOU
>>715595610
Fuck. Now I miss synctube.
if not GET, post undoes banana cancer.
>>715595610
Fuck. I teared up again.
>>715595936
don't worry, /b/ro.
i fixed it.
>>715596352
>>715596352
if get banana cancer is indeed terminal
Figured it was gonna 404 so I went back to the catalog. As I stared at the ocean of thumbnails for cock rate, trap, furry, weaboo, and other shit threads, it made me appreciate this thread even more.
Thanks for posting, anons. Maybe this place will get some chemo and the cancer will go into remission.
>>715595877
>>715596352
>>715597344
TRIPS SAVE /b/
>>715597344
if not GET you will be raped by the banana in and die of banana aids the following morning.
if not GET post undoes all current and future hexes, gypsy curses, voodoo spells, and any get-related bullshit.
if not get, b is restored to former glory.
>>715597488
goodnight /b/ros, was a pleasure
>>715597989
Cheers, /b/ro.