You have ten seconds to explain why your beta faggot ass

>>715568394
because my cock is big enough

Truck fag.ill live in an accident.you will be spread out on the highway speedy

>>715568394
because i work 46 hours a week and onlm make 500$ every two weeks

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>>715568394
Bcuz car boring

>>715568394
Because pretending having a Ferrari is alpha is like pretending fapping to traps is not gay.

>>715568394
because i would rather buy a gt3rs then an overpriced piece of shit that will likely breakdown as soon as i drive it out of the lot

>>715568394
Because I don't waste money on greasy wop trash.

>>715568394

Because every single Italian car maker is shit, and anyone giving this much money to something that breaks down every 5k miles can get fucking shot.

>>715568394
they cost too much money for me

>>715568394
Idk how to drive stick

>>715568394
timestamp plz

Because that car won't even survive the forest road leading to my house.

>>715568394
Almost everyone here, is a lying piece of shit.
Its verry simple.
If we had a lot of money. We would ride a expensive car.
But we don't.
Reality is a bitch.
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>>715568610
This. Kek

>>715568394
I don't need one. My car is perfectly fine. I fail to see how that expensive thing can be better from an objective point of view than my 15 year old pointer.

>>715568631
Look at all the bitterness. I have the money to fix it constantly so it doesnt matter to me peasant.

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>>715568394
>can't afford the insurance 6 points on licence

>>715568394
because I'd rather not have a completely overrated piece of shit, and I don't have to compensate for a tiny dick.

>>715568884
timestamp plz

>>715568825
not true. I have enough to buy O#s car, but I don't give a shit about cars.
I just need something that reliably gets me from A to B

>>715568884

>I'm a dumbass wasting money on malfunctioning junk

Having the money to fix it doesn't justify buying something that's a fucking piece of shit overpriced car.

>>715568394
Why would I give my money to filthy fucking Italians???

I'm a poorfag.

>>715568394
Not enough leg room/ceiling height to be comfortable.

Because I already drive a 2015 Aston DB9

>>715568394
One? Kek

Because I don't have (enough) money

Rather have a Tesla or something alike

Because I don't want one

>>715568394
>You have ten seconds


Actually I have longer if I want

>>715568825
/thread

>>715568394
Cause Ferrari<McLaren

>>715568394
because I'm not gay

because I like not using too much money on something that i could get a better,cheaper version of

Because I'm a poor failure like most people.

I got rid of my italian trash when i kicked my ex out, why would i want more?

>>715568394
I make $400k a year but I have 4 kids and I live in an expensive metro area where cares barely make sense as it is

>>715568394
Because making car payments that high is for that long just to get me to work and the grocery store is pointless, Besides Chevrolet made a better one.

>>715568394
You have ten seconds to explain why your beta faggot ass doesnt have a timestamp

>>715568394
because i have nothing to compensate for.

>>715568394
because i dont want one?

>>715568825
No. My uncle bought a ferrari once. He sold it 6 month after because it's just a shinny thing:
- In most countries you can't go as fast as you want
- you can't use it to go to work
- everytime you take it you have to make sure where ever you are going there is a secure parking lot

It's only good for ugly people wanting to fuck easy girls and people who are in big need of attention.

>>715568394
Because I don't want one.

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>>715568394
>bragging about a Ferrari

HAH

>>715568394
I don't want one.
Much rather have a '69 chevelle ss.

>>715568542
Are you chinese?

>>715568394
Shitty overpriced car.

Would rather have hooker than overpriced death trap.

Because there's like two fucking feet of snow outside.

>>715568394
Id rather build up a 1937 chevy pickup and have it smoke you on the strip faglord

>>715568542
Are you chinese?
>>715568716
Millenial as fugg

>>715568394
Kek I dont even care. I'd bet money I've had more pussy just-a-vibratin in my Bronco than you've had in that shit box. I inhereted farm land, I could have a few of those if I wanted.

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>>715568969
Yes it does justify it jealous beta. Kek. I could scoop up your gf/wife and even your old crusty mother in it. It feels good to be able to buy anythinf i want, meanwhile you work 40 plus hours in your pathetic life just to be able to afford a GM kek

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OP are you even trying?

>>715569091
What fucking cuck.

If we're ignoring the fact that I can't afford one, Oklahoma has the second worst roads in the nation. You'd need a half inch thick steel plate on the bottom of any sports car to stop it from from getting torn the fuck up in a week.

>>715568394
Hahahaha have fun with your overpriced piece of gas guzzling crap that your dumb ass will wrap around a tree within a month

>>715568394
>You have ten seconds to explain why your beta faggot ass doesnt have one. GO
Because I'm over 5' 10" and couldn't drive one.

They are penis extensions for manlets

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>>715569419

>>715568394
Because OP, that looks like a really uncomfortable butt plug. If I used them, I would most likely go for a different design.

Neat car, though.

>>715569334
Thats how we live in third world countries faggot

>>715568394

That piece of shit wouldn't even start where im from. And even if it did, you couldn't even drive it on the uneven roads.

>>715568825
An expensive car yes. Ops piece of italian shit. Hell no

>>715569411
>inhereted

Trust fund professional here kiddos

>>715568394
I'd like to have a drive in one, but the reality is that everyone with even the slightest sense of self respect would never own one. You just look like a massive twat driving cars like that. It's the ultimate low self esteem, personal insecurity, small penis issues red flag you can buy. Regardless of the quality, or lack thereof of the car.
There are much more subtle, capable cars out there that speak volumes about the driver's integrity and confidence.
If you drive a modern ferrari/bugatti/lambo etc you might as well have 'tool' tattooed across your forehead. Classic vehicles fall into a different category though.

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Because 7 months of the year this is how it looks like where I live. Can barely get my Volvo out of the snow.

>>715569691
why not just buy a reindeer, that Volvo prop costs a fortune to repair every year

>>715568394
I'm comfortable with the size of my penis, I don't need a roaring red proxy for one. I quite like using my bicycle.

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>>715568394
Because you're a man of the 20th century. You're an antiquicity.
Modern man of the first-half of the 21st century are aware of ecological needs.
This car has all a mature adult needs, high mileage, low maintenance, swift, can park ANYWHERE, low impact on ecology,
>pic related

>>715568394
It would do badly in the snow

>>715569865
He speaks the truth. This is what a manly men drive in the year 2016.

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>>715569865

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gmfags BTFO

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>>715568394
Why don't YOU have one?

>>715569608
nigga that's a great fucking salary, where i'm from a 500$/month salary is considered above average and most people live on way less than that.

>>715569691
>Because 7 months of the year this is how it looks like where I live. Can barely get my Volvo out of the snow

Bloody hell.where do you live, anon?

because ive grown up spoiled and high and now have no urge to work for anything. just need to be high and have somewhere to be high. have no pride.

because i dont have micropenis

>>715569419
Okay, now you failed
Get out with your weak bait

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>>715570087
>
At the top of northern Sweden close to the Finnish border. That's why I use one of these most of the time instead of my car.

>>715568394
Because I'm a real man that EARNS what he gets and doesnt leach off of mommy and daddy for some piece of shit plastic car.

>>715568394
nice try jew im saving my money

>>715568394
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70N17zUABms

>>715570307
>At the top of northern Sweden close to the Finnish border. That's why I use one of these most of the time instead of my car

SWEET JESUS MOTHER OF GOD.
I WANT
I LOVE SNOW!!!
(I am German, I miss snow.a lot!)

>>715570211
Nothing failing about me driving my exotic cars up to my choice of beach houses

>>715568825

Nah, my first car that i bought was a mercedes A170. While /o/ would chastise me for buying a automatic, i dont give a fuck. I lasted me a long time and still lasts me. And i would never buy a more expensive car than that. I need my car to get me from place A to place B with a certain ammount of comfort. Dont give a shit beyond that.

Then again im utilitarian in everything. And my dream car is probably a beefed up golf 2.

>>715570307
well that's way fuckin better than a reindeer or a Volvo, makes sense

>>715570466
I guess you don't get much snow in Germany?
Here it's been snowing non stop since October pretty much.

OP must have rented that for his shitty rap video

>>715568394
neither you do
https://twitter.com/liveforcars/status/508655891747713024

>>715568394
Nothing is more valuable than the 4chan Party Van

>>715570680
>I guess you don't get much snow in Germany?
>Here it's been snowing non stop since October pretty much
No, not since the 70s ... You see I grew up in the mountains (Harz region in germany) I am used to white x-mas.
Since the fucking global warming, nada. Average temp here is slightly above freezing temp.
It's disgusting.
Being European, I can move up there and work there though, to your area.
Any tips?

I really, really want a Ford Raptor. Fuck a sports car give me something that get over these damn snow drifts in style

Bleh. Ferraris are for wankers.

If you have money, buy something else, like a Jaguar.

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Sometimes the joke makes itself

>>715570599
>While /o/ would chastise me for buying a automatic, i dont give a fuck
Let them hate. Unless you're a professional racetrack driver, nowadays an automatic transmission will always be better at shifting gears.
Manual transmission is an anachronism of the 20th century. CVT for the win
And I have driven both types for many years

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>>715568610

>>715570986
But but raptor got no style. Plastic piece of junk made for rich kids. Those new fords are pretty fuckin decent though.

>>715570923
I hear Sweden is really welcoming towards immigrants

>>715571101
Ahahaha word

>>715570923
Well if you move to Sweden then Kiruna is the lowest point you wanna go. Pretty much crime free there and above. And guaranteed white x-mas.
My tip is to buy either an apartment in Kiruna city or a house a little further up. The more north you go the cheaper the property gets.
Other than that as long as you speak English and have any kind of usable skill there is plenty of jobs.

Because my parents didn't inherit millions of dollars.

>>715568631
Kek
If you know nothing about cars stfu.

So wrong

>>715568394
because i have a large penis

>>715568394
Because I prefer to be frugal, and spend my money on more practical things.

>>715568394
I don't have enough money to buy one.

Because my parents don't pay for my shit.
Also, trolling in an ocean of piss, etc...

>>715571370
>Well if you move to Sweden then Kiruna is the lowest point you wanna go. Pretty much crime free there and above. And guaranteed white x-mas.
>My tip is to buy either an apartment in Kiruna city or a house a little further up. The more north you go the cheaper the property gets.
>Other than that as long as you speak English and have any kind of usable skill there is plenty of jobs
Thanks for the tips, fam. Will look into it.
As for skills, seasoned IT/INFOSEC, and my english is fluent, I lived 1.5 decades in the midwest U.S. (Indianapolis)

>>715569865
a sensible vehicle for sensible people

>>715571663
Then you shouldn't have any problems.

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Because my car is better than yours.

Pic related faggot.

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>>715568394
Because Ferrari is an unreliable piece of shit that cost way to much for what you get. REAL men drive trucks and motorcycles anyway and keep the cars on the track.

>>715568394
even if i had enough money i wouldn't buy one. what a waste. just get a fucking gtr or something man. ferraris are for rich faggots who dont know anything about cars.

>>715568394
Ferraris have fobs you dumb fuck

>>715568394
im a woman...i dont drive ....

All depends where you live. If living in an area with nice backroads or tracks... then maybe would be nice? Although a Porsche 911 GT3 or corvette zr1 might be more fun! You need good roads for these cars. Other wise get a sri or truck for dirt roads if you live in the middle of nowhere.... or if you live in the areas with just straight roads get a mustang GT or camero....
Or you live in the city and owning a car is pointless/ a burden and ubur is your car!

Know a guy that is a Ferrari mechanic... he says people don't really drive them and just get the engines overhauled all the time,,,, sounds like a waste of money...

Because by second number 8 something in the interior broke. Only idiots with tiny cocks by Italian. Car guys buy German.

>>715568394
Cause it's not a McLaren P1

>2016
>not buying foreign made cars

Get yours before Trump the madman makes you buy sub par American made junk again!

>>715568394
Because it'd be fun for about 15 minutes.

>>715573559
Good

>>715568394
Because I have a family to feed/transport, and my daddy doesn't buy me whatever I want.

I honestly prefer my Audi. It's more comfortable on long trips. I can drive it in bad weather. It's less expensive to maintain and insure. I also like how it gets thumbs up but doesn't attract extreme attention from a bunch of carfags everywhere I go.

>>715568394
because i have a tesla.

>>715569233
kek. makes 400k goes on 4chan. TopKek

>>715568825
not true, im not an old turd having a midlife crisis

also, i dont need shinny things to get social validation

>>715568394
Because I want cab space
Because I want to drive in the snow
Because I want to feel safe parking anywhere
Because I want to tow shit
Because I want to haul shit
Because I want to not have irreplaceable parts
Because I'm not 70 years old and wanting to bring the spark back

458 is so basic. Might as well get yourself a gtr and a gallardo too while youre at it, you greasy fag

>>715574048
All of us elite are using 4chan. Get off this site pleb

>>715568394
Ferraris are bland as hell

Because my stupid and fast vehicle is a motorcycle

>>715568394

Trolling aside, look how fucking shitty and plasticy that key is for a supercar.

When I see a Ferrari I always think, "Nice car, but fragile."

I watched a recent episode of Top Gear where they took a Ferrari on top speed runs on an abandoned airport runway. Sand and grit on the runway actually blasted holes through the fenders.

Then they took an Audi R8 on the same runway. After multiple runs - no damage whatsoever. Plus all-wheel-drive. FTW!

>>715568394
cuz i smoke weed everyday

>>715574663
>Top Gear
shit tier show

>>715568394

I have a couple, and other different models and brands. Click "Save image as..." and everyone can have one just like you, beta faggot.

>>715574965
What car show do you prefer that tests all the best cars on the planet?

>>715568526
might as well be a minivan fag

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becuse id rather have this

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>>715568394

I don't have a faggot ass. What I do have is a 401K/Roth IRA portfolio that would allow me to buy one even with the early withdraw penalties.

Oh, I also plan on being retired by the time I'm 55.

ProTip: You can only drive as fast as the car in front of you.

>>715568394
haven't got a license ma9

>>715569472
ha....got em

because im fiscally responsible

Dont drive much.
Find cars boring.
Got a big dick.

>>715568394
Got better things to spend on

>>715568394
I prefer motorcycles, and vastly prefer utilitarian engineering over inane overpriced status symbols.
Face it: you did not pay all that money for an advanced machine. You payed that money for bragging rights (such as this thread) from people small-minded enough to assume that things they can't afford must be better than things they can afford.

>>715568394
Unemployed

>>715575659
Your words are my thoughts annon.

>>715568394
My car gets better gas milage

>>715568394
Because if I had the money to buy one I would rather spend the money making more money instead of a car

because i have enough money to live comfortable but not enough to just throw it out of the window for that kind of car

>>715575944
Why make more money if youre never gonna spend it.

Poor

>>715570075
socioeconomic norms, anon

An income in one place won't work for another

>>715574663

>no damage whatsoever

Don't be too sure.

>all-wheel-drive FTW

Oh yeah, because the added weight and spoiled handling so that amateurs can drive it like retards and survive is so fucking win.

>>715568394
Im alergic to leather, silk, cottom, rubber.

Im naked most of the time sitting on a wooden chair. Living the dream baby.

becus those sport cars are just shitt everything is like mikl cartrages and plastic , confort is prity disent , but its still cheap shitt in molded in curved forms , so short answer is im not a bratt , and i dont drive shitt that makes my look like a pussy woose

>>715568394
because Ferrari is gay and is only a big fail. Buy a Lamborghini or a Porsche fag

>>715576362
If you ever got out of your mom's basement and drove anywhere, you would realize that AWD is handy to have when the weather gets bad. Also, it doesn't matter if you have a lot of horsepower if you can't get it to the ground. AWD is always > RWD because traction.

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Because I would rather spend the money on Summoners War

I have a problem but i need this nigga

Because it'd cause me problems. Was considering a maserati coupe cambiocorsa (not an expensive car second hand, by the way), but decided against it. Why? When you own such an apparent display of wealth (even if it's not worth that much anymore), people see you differently, and treat you differently. Suddenly you owe everyone something. Everyone's your friend. Bitter kids try to mess your car up, you get cut off in traffic. You get charged up the ass by everyone for maintenance - you're in expensivecarbrandhere, you can afford it. You get pulled over and god forbid you're not an old man, you have trouble.

That's why I drive a volvo lol

>>715576782
Lambos are boring audi shit now, and porsches were always shit to look at, but good to drive on a track. Wankers buy them generally.

>>715574663
no damage because the Ferrari was going so much faster the stigs asshole relapsed from the froce

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>>715568394

BECAUSE I'M A COWBOY.

ON A STEEL HORSE I RIIIIDE

Because I have crippling depression