It's Saturday anon, why haven't you had sex with

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>>715563764
Is that her?

>>715563175
I havent had sex with a woman in 27 years and im 27 years old.

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>this week

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>>715563927
Why don't you try to have sex today?

>>715563175
This week? I've never had sex. Women are trash.

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>>715564086
Sour grapes much?

>>715564170
Go on..

>>715564190
Nope. Women treat me like shit or ignore me, so they can go fuck themselves or get some pig man to do it for them. Sex is nasty anyway.

>>715564012
Thats a good question, i think to some degree ive lost interest in trying, im probably really lazy, or maybe i really dont know how to initiate, but ultimately maybe I'm just a little bitch.

that's gay

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>>715564315
>Sour grapes confirmed

>>715563175
I did on Tuesday, but she's on her period now

A few reasons.

1. We have been on a bit of a dry spell, haven't had sex in 10 days or something like that.

2. I was sick for the start of the week, didn't really have the energy to have sex then.

3. She is out of town for tonight, but comes back tomorrow morning, so we can stop this dry-spell-bullshit.

No cuck, she is just visiting her grandparents for today.

>>715564382
I can live with that. I'd rather than than having my life run by stank pussy.

>>715563175
Cuz she lives 10,000km away from me

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>>715564352
You are probably a bitch but still you have nothing to lose. Clean yourself up and go out and talk to a girl. After some chit chat ask her if she would like to do sex. Dont wear a condom, they stuck the fun out of it.

You don't want to die a Virgin do you?

>>715564583
Sure why not?

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>>715564557
>>715564386
So have sex with another woman until your main one returns

> be 23
> graduated college in may
> moved across country
> 90k/year job
> works with almost exclusively older men and married women
> honestly not bad looking
> in shape, 6' 0'' , 165lb
> haven't had sex since college (had sex about once a week during)
> haven't really found out how to meet people after college

What do?

>>715564583
Ive had the opportunity to have sex, but the girls just werent ideal i guess, none of them were ugly slobs, but they all had boyfriends and one was married. I know to some guys that wouldnt matter. And yes it adds to me being a bitch most likely. But i just have a standard i wanna live up to. And maybe I'll die a Virgin.

>>715564787

hit the bars friendo

or try online dating

>>715564738
What what if I feel she's the one??

>>715563175
Oh but i did!
Just finished in fact.

>>715564971

Never picked up a woman at a bar. I usually met women at parties with mutual friends. I have never just tried to get one cold.

Sat next to a pretty girl my age on a plane a few weeks ago. Tried to strike up a conversation, was way more nervous than I'd expected. Wasn't too long before "... well my boyfriend and I..."

What do?

>>715565068
If she's the one that lives 10000k away then you're a lil bitch boy

>>715563175
>>>715564971
>
>Never picked up a woman at a bar.
>
>What do?

Lift with your legs not your back. They're heavier than they look.

>>715565130

Confidence is the biggest thing

Just fucking talk to girls dude, dont be a dick, dont fucking lie about yourself what you do or what your interests are, crack a few jokes offer to buy them a drink, and if they turn you down dont be a little bitch about it tell them to enjoy their night say something along the lines of "it was nice talking with you" give them a smile and carry on with the rest of your evening

You'ree rich get a hooker or use Tinder to get a date, you're rich, so spend a lot on that date, and you should be able to get pussy.

>Caring about having sex
>Not being totally fine with dying a virgin

>>715563175
I have a low sex drive, only really have sex when someone else takes the initiative and can keep myself fully sated with occasional masturbation. It doesn't help that I'm slow to trust and don't have an easy time feeling comfortable enough to fool around with a girl unless I've already gotten close to her as a friend, since being close friends before dating/fucking seems to be falling out of style.

Last girl was six months ago, she's got herself a boyfriend since then. One of my other friends is in an open relationship and she theoretically might if I asked her, but I don't really care enough to make the first move.

I did on wednesday, OP

>>715564190
why do you americans accept niggers like people and coexist with them?

>>715566119
Because if you raise them like white people and teach them that ghetto niggers are scum, they act like white people.

If everyone did this, black people would just be darker-skinned white people.

>>715563175
cuz I'm married to a fucking whale

>mfw haven't nailed her in like a month, and before that it had been a few months

wat do anons?

>>715563175
I'm busy doing mad drifts in the snow.

>>715563175
I have, on Thursday.

>>715566242
pay a hooker

Because I'm a tranny.

I gave my bf a bj a couple days ago. I'm hoping he'll fuck my ass today~

>>715566242
>Develop a thing for whales.
>Get the whale to de-whale herself.
>Ditch the fucking whale.
Your pick.

>>715565437
Also cry yourself to sleep

>>715564787

Have older married co-workers hook you up with their daughters.

>>715565431

I kek'd

Cos last time i went raw dog on my fuck buddy my dick got funky.

>>715563816
yeah

>>715563175
We had sex on Wednesday night, and it was great… Then we had a little fight the next night, which is rare, so we didn't have sex that night. And now she's away this weekend.

Because I'm married with two small children.

Wife gave birth 2 weeks ago

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>>715563175
working on the car

>>715563175
Fucked my gf last night, didn't let her cum. Told her to suck me off to wake me up when she comes home from her christmas meal tonight and I might let her cum.

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>>715565431

>>715566242
man the harpoons!

>>715566365
she was a solid 8 pawg but pregnancy absolutely destroyed her. Hoping she can tighten back up, she's done it before, but this time is different I feel like

>>715563175
I'm too shitty, pathetic, and boring to get either a girlfriend or some random girl to fuck

>>715568445
Same. They're all trash anyway.

>>715563175
Things that cant be unseen, the pimple under her tit

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>>715563175
But I did
Twice :)

>>715563175
because my gf is a raving bitch and finds new ways to be pissed off at me every week.

I will tomorrow most likely. Plus I fapped too much this week that I got a scab on my dick that needed to heal if you must know

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>>715569288
>dump the stupid ass bitch

>>715569386
i will. ~biding my time~

Been to comfy but tonight I'll be fucking my sexy ass fuck buddy I met at comic con

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>>715563175
Haven't had sex in a year. I get no matches on the online dating sites. Don't drink that much and I'm broke so I don't go to bars.

>>715563175
Cuz I haven't called the free chatline yet.
If anyone's interested I'll post the number?

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>>715563175

Did last night, was great

Because I got fucked like a slut by two hung older men two days ago

>>715569562
when you go shops just ask the girls at the counter how there days been goin

>>715569733
Post tittys

>>715570149
I'm not a girl

>>715569060
Will you try for more sex today?

I will be breaking the dry spell tonight

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>>715570149
>>715570200
>not seeing that coming
come on now

>>715563175
I had sex with my fiancée 2 days ago, didn't yesterday because she's ill and tired but planning to once she finishes work today, that good enough for you OP?

>>715563175
sorce???

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>>715571032
Another

>>715571032
lucey wilde aka busty buffy

because im in a long term relationship but its long distance. I am however thinking about getting laid over the next few weeks anyways though, everyone else left for christmas break so ill be lonely enough as it is.

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Define 'woman'

>>715563927
>>715564012
>>715564583
>>715564686
>>715564867
do NOT listen to the fags that want to lead you astray, they are only jealous of the wizard powers you will soon have, hang in there just a little longer!

You anons can have some sex if you try. It feels good you should have some everyday

>>715563764
Ha ha ha. Sucking some dudes dick on this "trip". How do you feel anout her cheating on you bro?

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>>715563816
Youre a fucking idiot.

better than any dating site! a lot of horny busty bitches of your city on http://ww.vg/efuB

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>>715571625
Feminine vagina
Functional breasts
Floral hair scent
Pheromones

>>715566242
Anon, you will man the fucking harpoons right now for your /b/rothers. I want you to be balls deep in that whale when you cum, and I want your neighbors to hear you when you shout 'Thar she blows'.

>>715563927
Ha ha some chick sold her virginity for a cool million dollars and you cant give yours away. Whats it like being a wizard?

>>715564086
Ha ha ha. What a faggot.

>>715564386
Fuck her while shes on her period like a man you faggot.

>>715564407
Dude it definitely sounds like she is cheating on you. Ha ha ha.

>>715564495
Dude what does it feel like to be so angry that a chick wont look at you?

>>715564557
Suckin some other dudes cock. Sux for u.

>>715571317
thx

>>715563175
i have

>>715565437
Ha ha. I wish i could watch you fail miserably. Ha ha ha.

>>715566119
Woah woah woah, how do you know im American?

>>715566290
I hope you die today.

>>715566843
Its called STDs bro. Gross

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Hey virgins, what would you do to her?

>>715572661
He's got a dick

>>715567934
>didnt let her cum

Ha ha ha. Small dick that cant get his girl off. Ha ha ha. Shes thinking to upgrading to black cock. Just know when she breaks up with youn and says "it wasnt you" means your dick is too small. Ha ha ha ha.

>>715572711
He's got A THICC
FTFY

>>715572711
yeah im with this guy
gotten over the whole trap phase

>>715570884
Lets see that ugly bitch. Pics? Youre lonely as shit. Dont lie to yourself.

cause there is a snowstorm separating us.

>>715572661
no "her". just gay shit for gay guys

>>715572876
Sleep with another female closer to you. You should have sex when it snows outside, it turns girls on and makes you not want to pull out

>>715572876
one more time, one more chance?

Because my eife and I divorced in May. Since then she's been sicking cps on me.

And also because I'm I'm a fat pos with no sex appeal or game. I miss her being so aubmissive but she's with her knew guy and convinced herself that her accusations are real.

>>715563175
Because I only see my girlfriend every two months.

I'm planning on marriage so I [boldface]can[/boldface] fuck every week.

better than any dating site! a lot of horny big asses sluts of your city on http://ww.vg/efuB

>>715575039
Nice try with the bold, normie. Now REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET THE FUCK OUT

>>715575039
Did anyone ever tell you that you don't have to be married to fuck every week? tbh after a year you'll be lucky to even get that