Waifu claiming thread.
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The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
カラミチーマス
doot
>>715560250
Uh
I don't have much to say to that
Depression is just annoying.
Best waifu claimed, name one flaw but you can't because there is none. Write a complete paragraph explaining why my waifu isn't the best if you disagree with me (750 words minimum)
>>715560511
Nor would I expect you to.
>>715560560
My grandad died because of a depression overdose
>>715560722
0/10
i just feel like giving up because i have ahuge need for a gf like way stronger then usual its unfortunately for dominating women i know physically that women are weaker MOST of the time but refuse to except the facts because it hurts to much so anyone who express the this fact i lash out at anger is my defense mechanism a bad one but it works at the time i just want a women who will care for me like a mother cares for thier son just like esdeath protective and strong ive been holding all in for so long im done you all think this is a joke just how i would expect people to act all unsympathetic monster no one deserves life we sould all die im at my breaking point i want to die we all want to die we just dont excpect it ill do it ill kill someone you want to see it my family is first my dads a big guy but with a knife i could do it kill them all then the neighbours ill show you the pics i will infact fuck it im going to do it watch me watch me ill post pics unless something happens to me and either i get uressted or shot god i feel so free its all going to be over.
>>715560899
more like 100/10
>>715560932
Yo, yo, calm down,
I know you've been holding all in for so long,
I know you want to kill your dad,
But,
Stop for a minute and think,
What would she do?
She wouldn't like it.
>>715560932
Cool it, fam.
Fucking pedos. How could anyone get off to the idea of removing a little girl's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples? Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the cum more than her little throat can swallow.
The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal pussy, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with cum, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke.
I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours.
It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest, her neck and her armpits, savoring the scent of her skin and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax, hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through her freshly-deflowered pussy for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop her flushed body, she sighs breathlessly and her fingers dig into your back as she feels your cock hardening inside her again. You're all sick.
>>715561291
>>715561519
Ty all i needed
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dCAORZphnlY
>>715561291
What if I fantasize about the loli violating me?
>>715561591
I'm into being the loli. Not gay. Not pedophilia either, unlike you, you pedophile. Fucking pedos.
Fucking pedophiles.
Also bump.
>>715560306
A...r
*cough*
I
>>715562525
miss sachi.
>>715562525
LOOK LIKE A MUTHAFUCKING UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Gotta love a dead thread :^)
>>715562486
Did you get shot by an AR
>>715564000
wh wouldn't
What is your honest opinion on my waifu? Do I have shit taste?
>>715564176
To bad your visiting at a dead time
>>715564000
Nice Trips :^)
>>715564177
You do have shit taste.
Dwayne "The Rock"-hard Johnson Rocks my Bottom
Try to find a better Kancolle than pic related
Protip: You Cant
>>715564000
Gotta love a comfy* thread :^)
Fify
>>715561291
My waifu is 18 and/or 14
>>715564622
>Actually liking The Rock
Obviously he isn't bad, he's a classic it just I don't understand the hype always around him
I wish there was more matches recorded with Sargent Slaughter, he's really old so hardy any footage of him but there needs to be another Slaughter
>>715564797
Hey there Rin, was that supposed to be Shimakaze or Musashi? Or did you find another boat in the meanwhile?
>>715564907
You misspelled Megumin -_-
the bote thing was a joke about past megumin claimers btw
Hello homura. Miku is even more seasonal than Megumin
It's cold...
>>715564041
I would get shot by an AR for Arisu
>>715565311
why cant athiests define heat?
>>715565140
Wait a second, are you literally making a joke out of yourself?
>>715565140
Miku may be seasonal, but at least she looks good, unlike your seasonal trash :^)
>>715565457
Go make another shitty thread or something
>>715565460
-_-
the Miku claimer is calling someone seasonal when he claimed the most whorish, entry level slut
>>715565546
Miku looks like trash tho :^)
>>715565596
why can atheist define thread
>>715565311
how cold?
>>715560449
Late afternoon Syndra <3
>>715565696
That's a nice shop, I'll give you that
GAS THE KIKES
>>715565825
GAS THE NIKES
>>715565725
45F
>Inb4 not even cold
It is when you live in 70F or higher year round. Most the time in the 80s though.
>>715565825
GAS THE BIKES, RACE CAR NOW
>>715565954
35F here
lowest was 16F yesterday
JUST
>>715565954
Low 60s here right now, but the temp will drop like a rock tonight and we'll be in the low 30s tomorrow & Monday. Cold snap right in time for Christmas I guess.
Sounds like you're in the deep south or Florida.
Btw homura an anon impersonated me a while back. Dunno why. but i think you want him, not me.
>>715565954
45F isn't cold tho.
put on your blankie ;)
>>715566282
Makoto is in San Diego
>>715566203
I'd never survive.
>>715566282
Southernest California. Like, 20-30 minutes from Mexico kinda southern.
All in all, I'll take the cold though. Wrap myself in a fluffy blanket and I'm set.
>>715566320
Already done. I'm now comfy as fug.
go back to /a/ weaboo faggots
>>715566516
It get worse once it starts snowing and then melting
>>715566449
>>715566516
Yeah, it's all relative then. It's the same way that people scoff at people putting on jackets in 50 degree weather here, but then we see people ready to drop dead when there's low 80s and some humidity.
I prefer cold too, you can always bundle up. Once you're hot, not much you can do.
>>715566590
I can't wait till Winter Break is over and you edgy sophomores get back into school.
There's something about the not so early fog that gets to me.
https://youtu.be/y8EoYkel5VI
my senpai and husbando
>>715566590
no i dont wanna
im not going back
IM NOT GOING BACK
>>715566695
Even when it gets really cold to other people i just wear shorts and a t-shirt
>>715566622
Oh god nope.
>>715566695
I remember in high school, even people here looked at me nuts. In above 100F heat, I still wore a black jacket everyday.
>>715566880
Godtier tbh
Papa Franku is better imo
>>715567005
it's -20f here right now, get on my level
>>715567005
If your cold we could snuggle, cutie~
>>715566895
I'm pretty hot-natured, that sounds pretty comfy. I usually don't start using light jackets and such until the 40s or so.
>>715567005
Sounds like a great way to lose water weight ahead of a weigh-in. No way I could do that in that sort of heat otherwise. The worst is when you forget to crack your windows and then get in your car in said 100F heat.
>>715567104
Pls no
>>715567298
Well now that's a suggestion of be okay with~
>>715567332
>Car
HA HAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA! Nah. This was back when I had to walk everywhere. And I really only did it because I didn't like the sun, and burned easily. So I'd rather just be extra hot and not deal with sun burns.
>>715567596
supposed to bottom out around -25 today, even colder with with
>>715567596
Walking isn't really an option here, city's too spread out and public transit sucks. Even if the heat didn't get you, a stray dog would. People and animals are more pissed off in that summer heat.
>>715567806
As much as I enjoy hunting and trekking in that sort of weather, it's still brutal. Stay warm.
>>715567806
>with with
with wind, can you tell i just woke up?
>>715568034
where you at? it's actually been pretty warm this year so far, only hit negatives once or twice
>>715567806
Be sure to keep the heater going strong.
>>715568034
Well it was pretty much just to school and back, which wasn't very far at all.
>Tfw fap was sub-par
>>715568155
Dallas, just north enough to get a little bit of everything, but we rarely get icebox weather. For the most part it's 6 months of heat, 4 months of nice weather, and Jan./Feb. for some colder (relatively) temps. We have a small chance at snow tomorrow, but nothing that's gonna stick. It'll just be cold and wind chills in single digits. Every now and then we go back to see the in-laws in Canuckistan and get a taste of that real cold. It's gonna be perfect weather for staying in and cooking something nice.
What about you?
>>715568301
Doesn't take much to burn or sweat buckets in that weather though, but you already knew that.
>sub-par fap
Feels bad.
>>715568301
i keep it like 60 in my house in winter, lizard tanks keep it warmer down here tho
>>715568541
minnesota born and raised, i'm in the north suburbs right now, we got like 8 inches of snow last night, supposed to get more in the coming week. usually we have at least a week solid of negative air temp with at least a day or two touching -30, haven't gotten it this year
Good evening waifu, how was your day?
It's a saturday evening, I have done nothing but doing nothing today and playing like 2 hours of ze on csgo.
What should I do to end this day?
Either continue to do nothing, L4D2, TF2, W@W zombies or again nothing?
>>715569073
Drinking is a good option
>>715569109
I do have some beer at home and stuff, btu I don't drink.
Alcohol isn't an option.
Nor is suicide.
>>715569009
Gomenasai, my name is Chen-Sama. I’m a 27 year old Albanian Oldfag (A person who is using 4chan for a long time for you newfags). I draw Dicks and More Dicks on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior cancerous games. (Roblox, Minecraft, FNAF) I train with my cousin`s dick every day, this superior dick can cut clean through my anus because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other dick on earth. I earned my shitposter license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak 1337 fluently, both 9gag and the reddit dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about 4chan history and their anonymous code, which I follow 100% When I get my 4chan pass, I am moving to my mothers basement to attend a prestigious 4chan skool to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an mod for the /b/ board or a janitor! I own several Guy Fawkes masks, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to my mothers basement, so I can fit in easier. I bow to our mods and janitors and speak 1337 as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck as 4chans admin!
Got it for you
>>715569073
Since it's steam sale time, I'd recommend getting yourself a cheap game you don't have yet. Might be fun.
>>715569205
Pahaha, this is glorious, thanks Gardoko!
>>715568814
Yeah, we always get the stories and such, but living in it is totally different I bet. When I was in college, air temp stopped feeling different to me around 10F. The wind on the other hand felt 10X worse the colder it got.
>>715569009
Not a bad morning at all. Picking out some recipes to make before I make the weekly grocery run here.
>>715569286
Here's the image that goes with it
>>715569383
Sounds nice. What kind of recipes did you pick so far?
>>715569432
Fuck my sides hurt
>>715569205
>>715569432
kek/10
>>715569383
yea, the wind's a killer, coldest day in recent memory was like -50 to -60 or so with wind, i had to be outside most the day
>>715569286
Eh, my PC is shit when it comes to any modern games.
Besides that I did already spent enough money on some stuff. Got a new headset and some steam cash for some cs items on friday.
Can't really afford to spend money on stuff like that, btu since it's christmas I didn't really care.
>>715569205
Oh hell, I just saw this. Nicely done, I kek'd.
>>715569565
I meal plan to save money, eat good, but also to avoid wasting ingredients- so far I have sopa de fideo, chankonabe (sumo hotpot is perfect for the cold), ginger pork, Guilin-style chicken, and then fried rice to finish off any leftover vegs and meat at the end of the week.
>>715569744
Holy crap man. -40 wind chill is the coldest I ever experienced when I went sea fishing in Hudson's Bay. -60 is the sort of weather you see in the Sakha Republic, not the lower 48 States.
>>715569931
Your PC can't be worse than my tablet/PC hybrid
>>715570018
That sounds really nice. When I live alone I think I'll also try to make a meal plan.
>>715569073
You could watch anime.
>>715570439
Watch anime?! What do you think he is, some kind of weeb? :^)
>>715570507
Weeb? Pfft, more like Dweeb!
>Biff Tannen
>>715570644
S P I C Y
Naps are good
>>715570018
yea, it was over 2 days, first one hit like -45, second hit like -55. Minnesota has pretty much the same weather as Canada, just over a shorter time usually
>>715570507
It's a safe bet.
>>715570296
Give it a shot, even if you're the poorest of the poor, you can still eat well on a budget. A bit of cooking ability always helps, but that also improves in time. Time to go stock up the kitchen. Take it easy.
>>715571031
Yes they are.
>>715571176
I like cooking, so that's no problem for me. I have more problems with planing and stuff.
The picture is actually on the page lmao
>>715570296
I have an i5 4460 QuadCore and a GT730.
The cpu isn't really the problem, the gpu is.
I mean, I know I could play certain games (even modern ones) at a playable framerate, but shit resolution.
And to be honest, I rather wait another 2 or 3 years to play games I like, then play them at shit settings now.
I hate sub 1080 res., it wouldn't be a problem if I'd game on a TV from a couch, but I don't.
Nor do I really have the money for any new games.Since PC gaming is exp. af, even though PCMR fanboys will tell you it's cheap and shit. Yes, like twice a year. When huge sales are.Other than that most titles' prices are still insanely high. Meanwhile on console you could buy them used for pennies.
>>715571031
nap with me
>>715571031
No, they aren't
better than any dating site! a lot of horny asian sluts of your city on http://ww.vg/efuB
>>715571711
Pc games are literally free
>>715571711
Yeah, I know. The Games are only 10 bucks cheaper from the normal retail price, but used console games are much cheaper than that.
Also, you have to constantly upgrade you PC to still be able to play on good settings.
Pc and Console both have their strong and weak points.
>>715571932
But i just slept for so long time :c
>>715571935
They are
>>715572075
>Also, you have to constantly upgrade you PC to still be able to play on good settings.
b8/10
>>715572338
>what is moore's law
>>715560283
For me the real evil of Waifus would be that it takes an appetite which, in lawful use, leads the individual out of himself to complete (and correct) his own personality in that of another (and finally in children and even grandchildren) and turns it back: sends the man back into the prison of himself, there to keep a harem of imaginary brides. And this harem, once admitted, works against his ever getting out and really uniting with a real woman. For the harem is always accessible, always subservient, calls for no sacrifices or adjustments, and can be endowed with erotic and psychological attractions which no real woman can rival. Among those shadowy brides he is always adored, always the perfect lover: no demand is made on his unselfishness, no mortification ever imposed on his vanity. In the end, they become merely the medium through which he increasingly adores himself . . . . And it is not only the faculty of love which is thus sterilized, forced back on itself, but also the faculty of imagination.
The true exercise of imagination, in my view, is (a) To help us to understand other people (b) To respond to, and, some of us, to produce, art. But it has also a bad use: to provide for us, in shadowy form, a substitute for virtues, successes, distinctions etc. which ought to be sought outside in the real world—e.g. picturing all I’d do if I were rich instead of earning and saving. Waifuism involves this abuse of imagination in erotic matters (which I think bad in itself) and thereby encourages a similar abuse of it in all spheres. After all, almost the main work of life is to come out of our selves, out of the little, dark prison we are all born in. Waifuism is to be avoided as all things are to be avoided which retard this process. The danger is that of coming to love the prison.
>>715572650
gimme music
>>715572453
who's bitch is that
This thread is still up? Cool
>>715572037
Most triple A games are kept at a higher price on PC, even years after release. The only time you can get them for cheap is on sales, which there are onyl 2 or 3 chances a year where you game that you want will be on sale guaranteed.
Yes, I do like some stuff about pc, like no member fees for online gaming, but when it comes to drm and how players get treated on pc, it's utter cancer. Not saying that console players have it a lot better nowadays, but yeah.
And no, I won't pirate a dumb PC game and get myself a virus or other shit on my pc. It's not worth it.
>>715572075
Yeah. Funny thing is, most console games when they launch are 60 euro instead of 70 at a lot of retailers in my country. So they're on the same price as their pc ports, if they have them.
And not even used games, but new too. Even new games on console are often cheaper than on PC after a while, with very few exceptions.
And meh, technically you should be good if you upgrade your pc once every 3 to 5 years.
I only really need a better gpu.
Just sucks to have no income to save for shit like that up.
>>715572943
I don't know if I'd be able to beat her
better than any dating site! a lot of horny exotic sluts of your city on http://ww.vg/efuB
>>715572943
gotta love 3-hour threads :^)
and we've only made it halfway to image cap
>>715572751
I don't do good under pressure anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1_1b5bNW_s
>>715573082
It really works!!1!one
I fucking HATE CHEN
>>715560283
fucking white haired bitch!!
>>715560306
bunny ears, what are you a furry? fag
>>715560359
Nice drawing, did your mom do that for you?
>>715560449
Nice hat, do you sit on it?
>>715566880
10/10 waifu
better than any dating site! a lot of horny anime sluts of your city on http://ww.vg/efuB
>>715573624
mine!
>>715572943
Challenge? Every time it comes from a woman i fuck her....
>>715573126
Threads have cycles, were in the comfy stage right now because it's morning time in the US.
>>715573676
Contradicted yourself, anon.
>>715573732
Its noon over here. Gotta love timezones
>>715573732
The cringe is real
>>715573732
Yeah, it's already 1 PM on the east coast. I think it's just going to be a slow day in general.
>>715574233
Eh still early to the average 4chaner
>>715574259
How so?
>>715574869
They do happen but whatever it always picks up eventually
>Browse /v/
>New Dynasty Warrior is announced
>Apparently Open World Dynasty Warrior
... I'm curios how Empire will do that since... that sounds awesome.
Yay happiness!
better than any dating site! a lot of horny asian sluts of your city on http://ww.vg/efuB
>>715573736
I lied!. My real waifu is this.
>>715576899
>>715576889
>she sucks your soul when she sucks your dick
Nice knowing you, anon
>>715576271
>>715576899
>>715577192
>>715577210
idk man that's pretty hot
>>715577192
>>715577241
>>715577289
I mean death by bj/sex isnt the worst way to go
>>715560283
claimed :p
>>715577531
Purple hair is good
It's me and Mai's 1 year anniversary.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXmH0HUnWnQ
>>715577624
thanks, shes cute too
>>715577851
True
>>715577705
Congratulations.
>>715577851
>>715577916
dont piss her off though...
>>715577705
Omedetou
>>715578074
>>715578392
>>715578392
>lewd
>>715579533
But i have a wife, a gf, and a waifu
>>715579533
A shit girlfriend you have there.
>>715579533
But I'm a faggot
>>715579533
girls are for fags
>>715579999
checked
>>715579750
Post yours, I know you have that app.
>>715579718
>>715579694
>>715579999
>>715579885
Its a gacha game, fucking pricks
>>715580098
Whats a gacha game?
here
>>715580098
And I'm supposed to smell that?
Also, what's the name of it?
Claiming
I hate chen
Still same thread?! Whew... it's gonna be a long day.
How are you lot doing?
http://www.strawpoll.me/11897005
>>715581781
A little tired
>>715581805
Why do people hate chen
>>715580859
Dream Girlfriend
>>715581781
I am happy.
>>715580098
I don't know where BlueStacks saves screenshots and I'm too lazy to find out.
>>715581781
cold
>>715581781
lots of world of tanks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6P0SitRwy8
Kurt had beautiful eyes
>>715582736
>the thousand yard stare at 4:47
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcXYz0gtJeM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3dj0I-tozU
>>715583041
Beautiful.
100% qt in my books.
ebin
>>715582736
Best Nirvana track.
https://youtu.be/YJft6_5hlGo
People give Kurt shit for not being technical enough, but those chords are insane.
>>715583896
People gave* Kurt shit, sadly..
But yes nice track.
>>715583896
Kurt was admittedly a shitty musician
Unf~
>>715585184
So I am writing a story in which there are two characters, both could count as protagonist and antagonist in the same time since they balance each other out. One has the idea of making the world at peace by ruling everyone from above and making the right changes in the system so everyone gets what they want and everyone lives peacefully. The other one has the idea of removing all of hierarchy and government and letting the people live free, harvest their own food and live as they want to. Whose idea do you think is a better idea and which one would be easier to achieve?