sup b/ so a person that used to be my friend fucked me over pretty

>>715552276
Split up his parents and fuck his mom, then fight his dad

>>715552335
his dad lives like 5 houses down from my house lmao

and to further my anger, ive known this guy for 22 years

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let it go

Have gay sex with him

>>715552372
i literally cannot. the level of fuckery this guy pulled on me has made a huge grudge

>>715552389
im sure he would like that

>>715552410
See
>>715552389

Trips and you kys

>>715552421
Do it pussy

give him the succ

>>715552488
if u were trips

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>>715552276
Just suck his dick and ask him to fuck you in the ass.

Kill yourself

>>715552528
>>715552541
u know the rules

>poisoning his dogs
But why, you massive retard edgy cunt

Fuck his mom or his girl

>>715552372

rolling

grab his bitch by the pussy

>>715552647
Do it!!!!

>>715552599
and so do i

>>715552632
trust me, the reason for me doing this is far worse than that

roll damnit

>>715552734
Learn to suck your own dick he'll be so jealous when he finds out

Re roll mother fuck

Yeah, you have fun putting sugar in his gas tank

http://auto.howstuffworks.com/fuel-efficiency/fuel-consumption/sugar-in-gas-tank.htm

What did he do?

>>715552799
so close

>>715552372

rolling again

>>715552647
I can't fucking his girl. He took her from me while I was at work....I came home to find them fucking on the couch. All he had the balls to say was I'm sorry while he was still pounding her

>>715552811
>http://auto.howstuffworks.com/fuel-efficiency/fuel-consumption/sugar-in-gas-tank.htm
thanks for the debunk

a shit ton of reroll here we go

>>715552814
bruh.... its way worth it,

>>715552831
Post her nudes

>>715552814
>>715552868
thats all ima say

>>715552276
Burn his house down

re fucking roll

>>715552831
You should commit a crime of passion

>>715552276
Gaslight him. Google it.

Start smoking weed and forget about it.

>>715552933
i smoke so much weed man. its ridiculous

Nudes

>>715552372

rolling

>>715552924
whats the best way to gaslight tho

roll damnit

>>715552959
Try acid or DMT.

Bake him a vanilla cake and cover it with chocalate icing so it looks like a chocolate cake, but really it's vanilla.

do what you want

>>715552276
What the fuck did he do anyways?

>>715553027
noooo thqats tooo savage

>>715553020
ahhh.. acid,,, that might work.. or mescaline

fuck his mom

>>715553055
bro, imagine being fucked over by a close friend, now imagine being fucked over by that same person over and over again throughout the year

You should eat away your sorrows

>>715553133
soooo close

>>715552276
You'll have to shoot this person OP. End their life.

>>715553058
ching chong wong ching ricegum

Hug him, tell him you are sorry for being a shitty person and then an hero later the same night.

Call his mom and tell her what he did then bang his sister.

No. Bang his sister first.

You need to kill him OP

>>715553129
what did he do, rape you or something? i don't see why you would be mad if there's no reason OP

just move on op. i've had 3 of my ex's fuck my best friends. let the pain make you stronger.
but hey if you still wanna fuck with them here you go. have fun!

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>>715553266
forgot infograph

>>715553262
nah its more of a financial issue

Get over it

>>715553266
lol

>>715552372

roll

Go and fuck her while he is at work. Don't forget to get her pregnant

>>715553333

winrar

>>715552988
All off them. I was gang stalked for all most 2 years.

>>715552719
kek

>>715553333
he already he said he can't let it go.... nice quads though.

>>715553333
That fucking sucks

>>715553333
hnggg

>>715553333
disqualified for not being a valid retaliation

>>715552276
Unfriend on facebook

Post her nudes on fb.

Here, too

>>715553379
hmmm elaborate

THE PERSON IS A DUDE... FUCK>>715553493

>>715553446
this is diabolical

rolling

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Upper decker him.

>>715553551

rolling

>>715553551
haha OP here... id so do this. but it's really not that fucked up

>>715553027
Roll

Buy him trail mix but without the little chocolate MnMs in it.

Did he fuck your girl?

Don't poison his dogs, they're not guilty by association. Pretend you're all good and then he let's you in his home next, hide a prawn shell/flesh in one of his curtain frame. It'll stink out his place in no time and he's not likely to find it for a while, or if all if done right.

>>715552831
Is this OP?

>>715553529
See
>>715552831

write them an angry letter and print in comic sans.

>>715553860
Rolling for this genius idea

>>715553860

rolling for this

>>715553860

rolling for this again

>>715553656
no its a money thing

The dogs did nothing wrong (I assume), why don't you act like everything is cool but lie in waiting? Or you could just kill his gran, one or the other.

>>715553860
Fucking brutal

Put jalapeños on his sandwich when Hes not looking.

>>715553860

lolling

>>715553309
It sounds to me like you let him fuck you over.... I've had a friend before that I spent so much money on/with while getting very little in return. Just talk with him, or cut your losses and stop being his friend

>>715553333
besides, quads has already spoken

>>715554112
>>715554001

My luck

>>715552276
buy some deer urine from a sportsman shop. dump it on the upholstery of his car. harmless. effective.

Tell everyone he tried to fuck you

>>715554209
And this is why you aren't friends any more

>>715554126
yea i was helping him out and in return he was supposed to help me out. ended up just fucking me over. there's a lot more to it

>>715552276
order a half ton of manure in cash and have it delivered to his house. let them to know just dump it on the front lawn because no one will be home.

>>715554309
i bet u just made this story up so anons would come

>>715554309
Happens all the time. Tell him to fuck off and find a new man who will suck your dick back.

>>715554485
i really wish i did b/ro

>>715552276
Cement in his drain or fish in air vent, decide

>>715552276
Kill him or set fire to his house

Fill his mail with gay Zootopia pictures

>>715554620
Rolling

Surf CP sites and save pics to his computer at his house when he's not home... Or on his phone

>>715554742
this... he did leave his external hard drive over here

suck his dick

give him a nice rim job

dress up like a chick and tell him to fuck you

>>715554742
This.

>>715554833
right?!?!

>>715552276
Beat the shit out of him

>>715554858
hes like 6'2 250 pounds lmao

Fuck your dog.

Tell a friend that they tried to pressure you into sex, even going so fair as to put their hands down you pants.

rape

>>715554886
HAHA that would work in my area too. the people around here live off of gossip. even the men

blow him

with this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYsq4fqbMG8

raid is house and puta camera on there Let it pop it asshole sona of abitch

treat him to a nice dinner

let him rape you

rape his mom

>>715554959
his broke ass dont have money for a pc.. not even that piece of shit

lick his feet

let him pee all over you

>>715552276
Why would you have your Windows taskbar so tall? Why would you make something that covers valuable screen real estate by default even bigger?

>>715554742
Rolling for this

sniff his dirty underwear

Forgive him.

>>715554001
Rolling for this.

>>715555188
Reroll

>>715552276
slip something in this drink, fuck him in his ass, take pics. profit?

>>715555267
Reroll

burn down his house, rape his mother.

>>715555188
>>715555015
>>715555020
>>715555046
>>715555055
>>715555067
>>715555188
>>715555074
>>715555067
>>715555267
>>715555213
>>715555270
>>715555287
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>>715554742
Rolling

Don't touch the dog you nigger

>rolling for sugar in gas tank

>>715555270
888

>>715555359
>op here
>other b/tard confirmed sugar doesn't do shit

Sacrifice him to the almighty lord Kek.

>>715555055
u were almost a god

Just greentext the whole thing. Im sure if its as bad as you say. You will have anons lining up to help for real. If not get fucked

>>715554499
holy trippadubdubs Batman

>>715555508
fuck.... should i tho?

>>715552276

Kill yourself.

>>715555508
>>715555698
it would literally take forever
its a year long story LOL

>>715554959

14-year-old detected

>>715552831
Dont b mad at him bro. Be mad at the slut.

>>715555769
op her. that wasn't me lol he didnt fuck my girl or anything. its a money thing

Kill his parents then cook them into chilli and feed it to him

FUCK IT ILL TELL THE GOD DAMN STORY

>>715554742
Rolling for this

Pour cement in his engine

>>715554742
rolling

>>715555728
Fuck off you scumbag. We all have the friends we deserve.

>>715552276
step 1:
>cut his dick, cauterize immediately with an oxygen/acetylene torch sell it as your own to some cannibals on the darkweb using his computer, with the money buy a gun
>cut your own dick, repeat cauterization process
>make him eat your dick so he absorbs your soul and life energy but be sure to tell the guy it's his own dick
>gets a free ticket to hell
>he also now believes he cannibalized himself for additionnal trauma
>good
>shoot him in the liver with the gun and then shoot yourself in the head in front of him while yelling "this is all your fault, see you in hell RIGHT NOW!" but really the second bullet was just a blank with very little powder, so you wake up with a light concussion after he's bled out and died
>good job, you just killed yourself (remember, your soul was absorbed when your dick was consummed) and your friend but you're still alive/have your body nonetheless
>profit while he slowly realized he's been cucked

step 2:
>make a deal with satan in your attic with some blood pentagram and a few candles
>tell him you'll off yourself and give away your body and soul if he authorizes another soul to leave hell
>he agrees
>off yourself
>satan realize he's opened the service door of hell to a soul
>realizes it was yours all along and that he's been cucked
>your body had no soul when you killed yourself for real
>your soul escapes from hell free of charge to possess another body of your choice
>preferably a newborn
>restart life with all your present knowledge and experience
>accept jesus as your lord and savior
>you're now protected from retaliation and you've cucked both satan and your friend
>satan fucks your friend in the ass until the end of times because he's found trace amounts of your presence in him
>later on in life, sacrifice your friends dick to some money-daemon
>daemon is pleased with your offer
>get rich
>profit

Post results OP

>>715556509
I- I'm speechless, anon

>>715556571
You must be new here.

>>715554742
rollerino

>about a year ago a good friend and i got back in touch
>we weren't chilling as much because he had a kid and my dad died so i was taking care of everything i needed too
>ANYWAYS i figured he was doing good since he had his own business and he seemed to be fairly stable mentally
>i inherited my father's home, and a small amount of money from my grandfather a year before my dad died
>im using this money to fix up my home and maybe sell it one day later on
>a month goes by after we start chilling again, his business started slowing down a bit and he wasn't making much money(i come to realise he's a shit worker later on)
>tell him he can help me with my house and start demoing the back of my house i.e. sofit facia insulation etc. and ill pay him a rough amount of like 50-100 a day(worst mistake of my life)
>he said cool and it would take about two weeks tops...LOL
>he gets measurements for everything in the backyard including the front yard because i figured i'd like to get that measured out anyways
>we come out to a rounded number of about 4k for all the matts including the front yard
>they start demoing the back about 2 monthslater
>they are literally doing work in the slowest manner possible. demo one small portion of the back..
>MFS go home after, that's all they do
>this is how they work throughout the entirety of the time i had them help me
>we buy all of thew materials
>dudes dad comes over because he lives down the street to see how its going.
>dad asks me where we got the matts
>i say home depo
>he says oh what happened to *** i told (myfriend) it would be cheaper if yall went there
>TURNS OUT I ONLY NEEDED TO SPEND 2200 NOT 4K
>My mind starts conspiring
>was he trying to cuck me?

>>715552276
What did he do?

Dont poison the dogs. They have nothing to do with this. And if theyre shitty dogs thats his fault, not theirs.

>>715556598
Nope, just... it's so interesting and thought-out, yet completely retarded.

I cannot find the words to correctly describe my feeling about it, and am therefore speechless.

Break his windows when he's asleep

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Tell us what he did or kill your self faggot

>>715552528
That frog looks like a watermelon

>>715556912
Roll for this

>>715556756
>we return the materials and have to wait even longer to get the other materials. which ended up costing more fucking money because the faggets messed up the order twice and ordered the wrong fucking matt size
>i get over it because i figured he's just a dumbass and didn't remember(yeah im way to nice)... cuz he rly is that fucking stupid.
>they start building after demoing each portion(stupidest shit ive ever seen)
>basically they wanna work how they wanna work and i wasn't going to get a word in unless it pertained of the actual design.
>one portion of the house they had to re-do 3 fucking times. and expected me to pay them for their fuck up
>at this point ive stopped paying them because its pretty much done.
>i tell them i can't pay them anymore.
>they never finished
>still so much work to do

>there's a lot more to the story but fuck yall

>>715557044
see
>>715556756
>>715557095

>>715557095
basically i overpaid for something that was supposed to save me money AND help my "friend" out at the same time

>>715556769

>>715557095
>>715557176
>>715556756

>>715557176
well you fucked up didn't you op

>>715557402
definitely
all int he name of helping someone feed their children and pay their bills
>i forgot to mention i fornted him 600 bucks for his truck payment that he was going to "work off " for me

OP, does he have any facebook/social media, and does he have any siblings with him


WE NEED ANSWERS OP

>>715557497
yea he does

>Abstain from doing everything for years and wait until he has a child.
>When his child becomes a more impressionable age, seven would be best, start to meet up with him/her. Pretened to be their imaginary friend or some shit.
>Teach his child some harsh shit.
>Show the kid pictures of starvation and decay
> teach him/her the art of sex and ecourage it as an immediate desire and the zenith of life.
>Teach the child swears and encourage racism.
>Currupt it.
>Turn it into a beastTu
>Convert the kid to satism if you can.
>Then have the child do something bad.
>I don't care what it is but make sure it's fucked up and gets back to your friend.
>Something that will tear him apart.
>Then drop a hint that you caused it.
>Nothing obvious. Just enough so he can figure it out himself and it won't stand up in court.

Then replace his dishwashing liquid with your piss.

>>715557697
lold

Suck his dad's dick then take a picture and show it to him and tell him his dad is a faggot.

Hire someone to beat him up

>>715557887
rolling

Rape him

>>715558036
This

>>715557176
And that is why friends and money should not mix. And for just that you want to harm animal? Kill yourself as revenge!

Put 10 drops of LSD in a drink and give it to him.

>>715557697
>replace his dishwashing liquid with your piss.

I'll roll for that.

>>715552276
suck his dick then kys

whatever you do don't kill the dogs asshole

>>715558267
yea definitely

>>715558545
>>715558573
it was a thought u moralfags gtfo

Rape his dog

>>715556793
"Post results" was what really got me

>>715558823
Roll